so dead

As a tenant in a haunted house, he won't be able to stay for long, so he must earn more than the 1 yuan a year marked on the advertisement.

Thinking of it this way, He Yi's sense of guilt dissipated immediately, and everyone had their own little thoughts. Now it seems that no one is at a loss.

After taking the contract from Mr. Li, He Yi signed his name and said, "By the way, Mr. Li, I'll go to the bathroom first and I'll give you the money later." He carried his bag into the bathroom.

After taking out the money, He Yi clicked. Thinking that Grandpa Mao was about to leave him, he couldn't help but feel distressed for two seconds. But when he thought that he would soon have a home of his own and no longer need to float around, joy still replaced it. Distressed.

After thinking about it, He Yi felt that it would be better for him to rinse his mouth first. Although he didn't spit out anything just now, he still couldn't bear it.Fortunately, there was still a toothbrush cup in the bathroom, which probably belonged to the former resident. He Yi took it directly and was just about to pick up the water, when a few words slowly appeared on the mirror of the sink in front of him——

'Brother, do you know what a barrage is? '

He Yi took a closer look, the handwriting is not bad and very beautiful, of course, what interests him the most is how the words are written. It only takes about five seconds from the appearance to the disappearance, which makes him very interesting. If this is the female ghost If it came out, then he still underestimated her a bit.

After thinking about it, He Yi felt that it was still necessary for him to see her again. It might be nice to have to live with a female ghost in the future to say hello. Of course, if she still likes to scare him so much, then he would not be so polite. I just learned something. It's also good to practice with her.

Chapter 16

"Are you a pervert?" He Yi couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Going into the bathroom with a strange man, even a ghost is too unreserved."

Before the handwriting reappeared, He Yi began to imply that he could see it, and sure enough, the female ghost appeared within a few seconds.

However, the female ghost seemed to lack interest in He Yi, and now she put on a posture of staring straight at him, but the target of her exploration was obviously not He Yi, but his bag.

Seeing the female ghost squatting without any image, Bao Heyi couldn't help approaching her and asked, "What is a barrage?"

The female ghost who found that He Yi was finally willing to communicate with her seemed a little surprised, and then she rolled her eyes indecently and said with a little sneer: "Don't pretend to see?"

"Yeah..." He was too lazy to pretend anymore, it was better to solve the problem than avoid it.

"Ha" the female ghost smiled and stood up and said: "This place is not suitable for you, I advise you to stay away." She pointed to He Yi's backpack: "You can change one or two of the things in it. There is no need to live in this kind of house when there is a luxury house and a luxury car.”

As if to win He Yi's trust, the female ghost's behavior suddenly became normal. She blinked her eyes and added sincerely: "It's better to spend a lot than to save. In winter, the windows are frosted and there is no sunshine, not to mention the kitchen balcony or something." It is also easy to freeze, and the waterproof is not good. If you don’t always clear the ice and wait for the spring to thaw, you will wait to pay the renovation fee for the downstairs.” Then he added a sentence that seemed a little ironic and sad: “Furthermore, here It's unlucky, you really plan to live with a ghost!"

He Yi couldn't help laughing a couple of times. Being advised by a ghost not to live in a haunted house is quite a novelty. According to the conventions of horror movies, they usually try every means to lure people to the haunted house and then kill people to prevent it. I'm not used to it.

"Don't worry." He Yi smiled twice and said, "I can overcome all these."

Seemingly unable to believe that He Yidan was so big, the female ghost almost yelled and asked, "What?"

In the next second, it was confirmed that He Yi was serious about answering her, and the female ghost's expression turned ugly.

Now He Yi really couldn't help laughing out loud. As a ghost, she seems to have not realized the fact that she is no longer human. As a member of demons and goblins, she is always used to thinking in a human way of thinking. Not necessarily a good thing either.

Of course, he is no exception. As a zombie, he always treats himself as a human being and makes himself timid. It's really useless.

"What's your name? You can't be called you by a female ghost." He Yi was not interested in admiring the female ghost's change of face, so he squatted down and took out the money to count. Her expression was so ferocious that it lost all beauty. Not as cute as Grandpa Mao.

"Brother Zhang Zhao" was asked his name suddenly, the female ghost subconsciously answered and then said angrily: "Since you are so shameless, then I don't have to be polite." She stretched out her suddenly elongated nails and rushed towards him. He Yi.

Then, without any surprise, it went blank.

"Brother Zhang Zhao..." He Yi muttered to himself: "This is too contemporary." This name is definitely a bad street name in ancient times, and it has a sense of bitterness and fate, so it is almost unnecessary to check it out. You can understand her family situation.

It's nothing more than patriarchal things.

Seeing Zhang Zhaodi He Yi who passed by him, he suddenly felt that this female ghost might not be very smart, but it was really bluffing. After all, seeing the female ghost rushing towards him, many people must have reacted before realizing that she couldn't touch him. It was the first to be frightened and run away.

Too bad he's not human.

He Yi, who was not interested in entangled with her any more, simply recited the mantra directly, Ling Kongxu drew a few runes, and directly fixed her in place under Zhang Zhaodi's astonished eyes.

He patted his hands that were not stained with dust. Under Zhang Zhaodi's eyes, He Yi said, "Stay here for now, and I will have a good talk with you later." After staying in a certain place for a long time, the accent or More or less affected, He Yi also practiced speaking in front of the TV. After half a year, his Mandarin is already very standard. No matter how you say it, he must have a level of A-B, but occasionally he still pops out two words. Speaking of Northeast dialect, this is still influenced by the village party secretary and others, but the frequency is not high. After all, not every place in the three provinces in the Northeast has a heavy accent.

As a zombie, he is now doing the work of a Taoist priest. As a zombie who can exorcise ghosts, He Yi feels a bit funny, but he also enjoys it. There are many skills without overwhelming him, and this newly learned skill is really useful.

But after all, he has only learned for less than an hour. He is also the first time to practice his hands and he is not very proficient, so he wasted some time. After practicing again, he may be able to recite sutras and draw symbols in one go in a few seconds.

Fortunately, Zhang Zhaodi was a bit stupid, so he didn't move and waited for him to finish. If it was someone who could touch the entity or a ghost, even if he couldn't beat him, he would have slipped away. After all, ghosts basically rely on floating to walk, and he can only run like this. I'm sure I can't catch up with others.

When he came out, Mr. Li seemed a little anxious. Mr. Li couldn't let go of the money, but after seeing He Yi, especially the money in He Yi's hand, he felt relieved immediately.

"Here, let's order it." After handing over the money to Mr. Li, He Yi picked up the contract and read it carefully several times in a leisurely manner. Mr. Li's wording was quite strict, except for the clause in the contract that the rent would not be refunded. Other than that, He Yi is quite satisfied.

"It's just right." After counting the money several times, Mr. Li took out the key and said with satisfaction: "Xiao Zhang, I'll give you the key. I'll go back first and you should be busy." After he left, he didn't want to talk to He Yi any more, so he left 403 without being polite.

Although it is his own house, since Zhang Zhaodi disappeared a year ago, Mr. Li didn't dare to come back here. Not to mention the bad luck, Mr. Li is also afraid that some dirty things will entangle him. Now he just has to wait for this Zhang Wei to be unbearable. Just check out.

By the way, Mr. Li felt that he should print some more rental advertisements. By the way, he had to inform his son to get ready to post the rental information on the Internet. Although this Zhang Wei looked thin and weak, he After all, he is also an adult man. If he troubles them when he moves out, his old body will not be able to resist it. It has been about a month since the previous tenant left and now he is renting out again. This speed really makes him very dissatisfied. .

After sending Teacher Li away, He Yi didn't rush to clean up or continue communicating with the female ghost. Instead, he found a pen and paper and began to write and draw. He had to record these spells and talismans in his own way. , although now he remembers these things very clearly, but he really has no confidence in his own memory. He can forget everything in the past, let alone these obscure things. If the chazi is not kept properly, it will really kill people, he doesn't want to kill anyone.

However, He Yi couldn't help biting the barrel of the pen. How did he know these things?

He Yi was sure that he didn't understand these things when he was alive. Although he didn't remember anything when he was learning languages ​​and characters, he obviously knew how to write when he was alive, so he was able to learn to read and write so quickly under the influence of muscle memory.But these spells and talismans are different. He Yi feels incredible that he can get started so quickly. It stands to reason that zombies should be natural enemies with warlocks, but now he knows the housekeeping skills of warlocks. What is the matter?

He can’t be said to have a high level of comprehension, but it is said that this thing depends on the talent of comprehension, and not everyone can draw it, even if it is drawn, it may not be effective. However, He Yi completed the three steps of learning how to apply it in one go, and the speed is fast. It made him feel a little weak.

What's more, he didn't feel like he was full of spiritual power when he was angry at his dantian and three flowers gathered on his top.

What puzzled him even more was that he knew full well that they had been forced into his head.

He Yi remembered that he was disturbed by Zhang Zhaodi's yelling. At first, the feeling of dizziness and powerlessness was just a reaction to motion sickness. Now that he thinks about it, it might be that time when the knowledge was poured into his brain.