so dead

so dead

Author: Chunri Rousang

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Question: After becoming a zombie, do you think there is any difference compared with ordinary people?

Answer: When you hear the ringing bell, you can't help but want to jump up and down a few times?

Minefield: Few Horror Elements

Content tags: supernatural, gods, monsters, special liking, love made in heaven, sweet essay

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Chapter 1

If Zhang Meng's mood can be described in one sentence, then this sentence is undoubtedly——

My mother is also a fucking dog.

As a young man with moles, he should have lived a regular life of going to the grave-being chased by zongzi-dividing the spoils-health care-health care-health care-going to the grave like his dead ghost father, or his uncle who died to nowhere .

He didn't need to do the job of taking the cub to the grave to familiarize himself with the work.

However, this kind of thing happened.

When he was approached by his boss, he was rather dumb. As a thug, he really doesn't know how to work as a babysitter.

Especially for these kind of little bastards who have read too many tomb robbery novels, are not at ease, and think about making big troubles every day.

But he couldn't hold back the boss's reasons. He was honest and willing to work. In the eyes of the boss, he was really a person worthy of entrustment, so Zhang Meng could only pack up with a few brothers, and take the cubs to the grave to fight.

It is said to be an inverted fight, but it is actually a visit to the mausoleum.

Those who do their business actually pay attention to family management, and the common team formation mode is that nephews, uncles and nephews form teams for activities.

Some people will bring their thugs to act together when they are bigger , Sometimes people's hearts are more disgusting than rice dumplings in the tomb.

But there is no way, who made the host family busy, the people in the host family are also busy, busy with academics.What's more, the ones who came were not the serious young masters of the main family, but the children of side relatives.

But even so, Zhang Meng had to cheer up and serve him carefully, who let him have the same surname.

When mentioning their employer, Zhang Meng was in admiration. This family can definitely be considered as the first of a scholarly family.

As the tomb robbers of the new era, their family believes that knowledge is power. In order to enrich their tomb robbery skills, the family has been struggling in the ocean of knowledge since the older generation. Entered the archaeological departments of major universities, and some engaged in geological exploration.

After several generations of hard work, the lowest educated in their family are also postgraduates. Compared with going to the grave, it is obvious that the podiums of major universities are more suitable for them. Their family motto can be published as a model essay for chicken soup for the soul. up.

Sometimes Zhang Meng couldn't help but want to ask them what they wanted to do when they went to the tomb. With the energy of Nima's family, they can go all the way to earn money with knowledge and get hand cramps.

It's not easy for a Tufuzi to do it. Now that cremation is popular, there are still people who are buried, and it's still the same old fight.

Feng Shui Kanyu has rules to follow. A decent tomb will attract several waves of Tufuzi tossing back and forth. Good things have already been tossed away. If you can't pick up the leaks, you will also attract dirty things, and let the zongzi scream, the gain outweighs the loss.

But if you really want to make huge profits, if you make a baby and sell it smoothly...

Zhang Meng prayed that this trip would be rewarding, although he also thought it was a very unrealistic idea.

After all, this trip was not for money, but mainly to bring the "Prince" to familiarize himself with the environment, experience life and feel the atmosphere, so they chose the tomb very conservatively. Who doesn't love a place with good geomantic omen?

But the things inside are too powerful, and it would be too embarrassing for them to bring Mengxin to the tomb, so they just wanted to pick one from the Ming Dynasty, and what they saw along the way down to the tomb was not the tomb of a dignitary.

Although the majors of the well-educated "princess" are of great help to them, it is a pity that they seem to be stupid in reading and reading, and they talk one after another on paper.

Zhang Meng looked at the "Prince" who was posing as a visitor, visiting the "Prince" who took pictures and explained while walking, and his head hurt even worse.

Although there is nothing to take from this small tomb, it is a tomb anyway. Although they have enough people and equipment, are you too lacking in vigilance?

After all, they are thieves, so they can't stop. It's like visiting a museum. This is too disrespectful to their profession.

Zhang Meng kicked the burial objects hard. The burial objects in this small dilapidated tomb were also shabby. The owner of the tomb was probably a nerd, and most of the burial objects after death were books.

In fact, it is reasonable to say that calligraphy and painting are also very popular in the black market, but unfortunately it is limited to everyone's works. This box of books seems to be hand-copied by the tomb owner of the dead ghost.

The hand-copied books of an unknown scholar of the Ming Dynasty, even if they can be sold, the profit is not big. Zhang Meng rubbed his teeth and just waited to go to the main tomb to see if there is anything valuable. If it is transported away, no matter how small a fly is, it is still a piece of meat, isn't it?

……

I don't know how long I've been asleep, he thought in a daze.

Since he became conscious, he was trapped in a box, and no matter how hard he tried to flap and call for help, he couldn't escape from the box.

The box seemed to be well sealed, and seemed to have been nailed on from the outside, so no matter how much he slapped it inside, nothing would move inside.

During the time when he just woke up, he was very fussy, and as time passed, his head was sometimes awake and sometimes confused.

I don’t know how long this cycle of going to sleep when I’m tired from filming, and continuing to find ways to go out when I wake up.

Later, he once thought of giving up on himself, scratching the box with his gradually growing nails, digging a hole and using it to leave, but unfortunately, his nails broke not long after he actually implemented it.

This kind of work that requires a lot of time and patience is obviously not suitable for him.

He was depressed, but as his waking hours became shorter and less boring, sleep was a pleasurable activity.

It's just that the last few waking ups have given him new troubles - it seems that he has forgotten how to speak.

Now there are fewer activities to pass the time, he unconsciously scratched the lid of the box with his new long nails, he gradually felt a little tired amidst the creaking sound, do you want to catch up on sleep?

The moment the sound came from the coffin, Zhang Meng's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help touching the gun at his waist. This action had no practical significance, but it reassured him.

In this day and age, you can't use a gun casually. There is a small village nearby. If there is a lot of movement in the tomb, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not be heard by the villagers. The nature of tomb robbery and gun injury is completely different.

Thieves in peace and prosperity are always particularly difficult, not to mention that they rely more on black donkey hooves than guns.

Zhang Meng looked at the people he brought, and motioned for everyone to take the good ones. He rubbed his hands excitedly. The zongzi is not terrible, but he was afraid that there would be no good ones, so he recruited his old partner to open the coffin violently. As the coffin was opened , His heart gradually pulled up.

"Hiss..." The moment Zhang Meng saw the zongzi clearly, Zhang Meng couldn't help but let out a long breath. There was no other reason, the preservation was too fucking complete.

It was complete in the true sense, and Zhang Meng didn't know how to describe it.

The zongzi in front of him seemed to be a real person, on him, he could not see any trace of death, only from his face, his skin was fair and rosy, and his eyes seemed to have a sparkle.

To some extent, zongzi can no longer be said to be human beings, they are just beasts, acting according to their desires and instincts.But from this zongzi, Zhang Meng seemed to see human nature.

This is so terrifying that it makes people tremble all over.

He suddenly pulled out his dagger, and before the zongzi could react, he signaled his subordinates to nail him into the coffin, and then stuffed a black donkey's hoof into the zongzi's mouth.

Pie in the sky is probably the case.

Zhang Meng's eyes are poisonous. After opening the coffin, he only needs to scan the funeral objects to know that everything is good. As long as he can bring out the funeral objects full of coffins, he can wash his hands and enjoy life to the fullest.

And the valuable ones include the zongzi in front of you.

As long as this zongzi can be restrained, selling it on the black market will make a fortune. Rich people like to collect strange things these days, and it is not so difficult to get rid of a corpse.

……

What's happening here?

He was a little dazed, he hadn't seen anyone for too many years, so when there was a sound outside the box, he didn't react for a while.

After being stunned for a long time, I realized that it was the sound of a person, and someone came to save him?

He couldn't help but want to call for help, but unfortunately because he hasn't communicated with anyone for too long, the only sounds he can make are monotonous "ho ho" or "ah".

The people outside seemed to be frightened, suddenly there was no sound, he was a little anxious, and couldn't help but started to slap the box.

But this time, they finally responded to him, and with a few noises, the box that had trapped him for a long time was finally opened.

At that moment he almost cried with joy.

The premise is that he doesn't meet Zhang Meng's face.

Logically speaking, he should express his gratitude to them, but he suddenly got stuck in front of Zhang Meng's face. At that moment, he forgot the fact that he couldn't speak, and just wanted to ask: "Brother, what are you talking about?" Is the mole into essence?

Well, this face full of moles can be connected into a map of the Big Dipper.

But luckily he didn't struggle for long, Brother Mo was obviously full of malice towards him, just when he was trying to jump out of the box, a few daggers had already nailed him firmly in the box.

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