Our cheerleading squad has a unique style
With only a few seconds left in Chapter 2, Fei Chao struggled to get up, and fell down again just as
Pointing at Niuge, he scolded: "You're such a badass! Don't think about it in this life."
Have lungs but no heart.
Niuger spread back to the ground again.
Qi Ran went out and turned on his phone to see Ji Rui's screenshot, and then looked at the confession wall of the forum.
It's getting more and more lively, and even the leader's fans jumped out to help the leader snatch her boyfriend!
"The evildoers in front of you, please retreat quickly, this bird is the mount of our leader..."
Mount!Qi Ran thought about it for a while, Si Xiaonian was sitting on a bird and bouncing...
Uh!
"This bird is the owner's property. This is the sacred object of my teaching. Protect the sacred object of my teaching and escort the leader's sexual life. All the followers listen to my command and shout with me 'Eliminate the evil spirits and escort the leader's sexual life'"
"Damn it! You bullied no one in our school basketball team, did you call out who goes up and who goes down?! Do you want to compare!"
"Bibi is Bibi, don't be so fucking aggressive, dig! Watch the school basket and dig out birds."
"Look around together, dig it out!"
"Brother Bird, let's find out about 17.8."
"Wow, Bibi, hurry up, don't cover it in such a hot day, it's time to release XX!"
"Who goes up and who goes down is determined by the length of the bird?! Can you straight men and rotten girls have some common sense? Knock on the blackboard! Technology, technology is the king! My 14.2 is still doing it at 17.8 and I'm calling Dad~~ "
"Wow~ Brother 14.2 is waiting for the Lun family, please take me away!"
There are not too many messages from the congregation, more about "licking the screen", "seeking guns", "dating", "talking about life" and even a few "selling condoms and lubricants".
Turn off the screen and find Ji Rui: Pull me into the group, gay group.
The author has something to say: 【Theater】
Bird is brushing the confession wall: "They said that length can't determine up and down?"
Leader: "Yes, it depends on fat and thin."
Bird looked down at himself: "Mine is quite fat!"
The leader rolled his eyes: "..." You are fucking swollen!It's swollen!What a pure love bird!
The innocent bird tugged at his pants and asked, "Look, are you fat?"
Leader →_→: "...fat."
Continue to pretend to be a pure bird (⊙o⊙): "Eh? Yours is also quite fat!"
The lead actor couldn't go on anymore, so he decisively overthrew Lu Niao.
☆、SXNWAN
Si Xiaonian met Mo Ming in the library by accident.
Inexplicable was obviously not surprised. He leaned against the wall at the entrance and exit of the reading area, and was reading the red book of the judicial examination in one hand. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Si Xiaonian standing up straight, closing the book and looking at Si Xiaonian with a somewhat embarrassed gaze. .
"You, you're here." The usual greeting made him very difficult to say, "There is a seat in the study room, and the reading area is full."
Si Xiaonian took a look inside and saw that it was full of students.
Seeing someone staring at them, he motioned to go out inexplicably.They went downstairs one after the other, and as soon as they left the library, Si Xiaonian said, "Inexplicable..."
"You used to call me Brother Wonderful." Inexplicably interrupting Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian is really not good at dealing with embarrassment with friends, so he watched it for two seconds and said in compromise, "Find a place to talk."
This is also the meaning of inexplicably coming to find Si Xiaonian, the two of them had a very awkward week.
There is a drink area in the library convenience store. Two people eat a popsicle while sitting on a high chair facing the window.
"I'll move, you move?" Si Xiaonian said bluntly.
He bit off a piece of ice with an inexplicable "cracking", and the crumbs jumped onto the table. He looked at Si Xiaonian blankly.
One second, two seconds... half a minute.
Inexplicably: "I'll move."
Si Xiaonian: "Why?"
Inexplicably: "..." Wasn't it the choice you gave? !
"I started to think that you couldn't accept homosexuality," Si Xiaonian paused to think about what to say, "... If there is no Qi Ran, I guess I will always be single, it won't be anyone, I don't know why I am so sure, now day by day Sure, without him, it wouldn't be anyone...sorry."
Turning back to look out the window inexplicably, "Crackling" chewed a popsicle dryly, "It's okay, I don't have to do something, I... When I first entered school, I transferred the dormitory with someone else, because... It was me The problem."
He is inexplicably excellent, better than many people at the same level and in the same major. He studied both majors together, and his grades in each major are top-notch, but he does not have the arrogance and arrogance of the second-rate student bully Dai Donglang. An ordinary boy , with a handsome appearance and a tall and straight figure, but they are not as good as his professional achievements.
Although Si Xiaonian was silent, he could feel that the two of them finally didn't have to be embarrassed anymore.
"I'm still very confused," inexplicably turned to look at Si Xiaonian, "If I'm not mistaken, you are 1."
Many good-looking gays will be classified as zero, but Si Xiaonian is definitely not, you can deny it at first glance, beauty is beauty, the aura is too strong, the kind of aura that almost no man can hold back.
Si Xiaonian was speechless, why this question again.
"Yes."
"Qi Ran too." The inexplicable tone was affirmative.
Si Xiaonian smiled: "Are you so sure?"
Inexplicably, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on a group, and handed the mobile phone to Si Xiaonian: "Look for yourself."
Group name: We are different.The following is an explanation: the male-female dating group, please move the baby girl to the lace group next door.
Si Xiaonian first raised his eyes to see that this person was in a same-sex dating group.
"I'm anonymous. I've been diving for ten thousand years. When I'm bored, I flip through. After all, I'm the same kind of person."
Si Xiaonian: "..."
In the middle of the screen is the business card thrown up by the administrator: Qi Ran.
Qi Ran? ! !
Si Xiaonian opened the dating card, the photos are complete, the information is complete, the data information is accurate to the millimeter, and the date of the data is the physical examination at the beginning of school.
Bold instructions below...
Virgin!
Seeking beauty?
Si Xiaonian, who thought he was calm, was about to explode.
"Who is the group owner? Why did the administrator give me information?" Si Xiaonian returned the phone to Inexplicable.
"People usually join the group and don't send personal information randomly, but if they want to post it, they can only send it to the administrator, so this, didn't Qi Ran give it to the administrator?" Inexplicably a little dazed.
Si Xiaonian became angry: "So you're here today to comfort me about my broken love?"
Inexplicably: "Then, are you broken in love?"
Si Xiaonian: "No!" Not even a popsicle could suppress the anger in his heart.
A bit disappointed in an inexplicable tone: "Oh,... I don't think it's that easy. The group leader is Dai Donglang, you should know him, this administrator is from the Broadcasting Department..."
Si Xiaonian was surprised and interrupted the inexplicable words: "Dai..." He immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed Dai Donglang's number, and hung up immediately after ringing twice. , Too mentally handicapped!On the other hand, if he guessed correctly, Dai Donglang was waiting for him to call.
Dog|Day's!
Inexplicably, he felt a chill on the back of his neck and shivered. Someone scolded him?
"It's Dai Donglang." Inexplicably sure, Si Xiaonian saw Qi Ran's dating card and was so angry that he was about to ascend to heaven, but when he heard that the group leader was Dai Donglang, he seemed to turn off the fire in an instant, "I'll go find him, 6th floor of the teaching building, 602, There is a seat in the penultimate row, so you can go to self-study."
"Don't look for him, let him go." Si Xiaonian sent a message to Qi Ran with his mobile phone.
[I'm at the convenience store in the library. 】
【almost there. 】
"Uh...Qi Ran sent a message in the group." Inexplicably, he had a painful expression of "the phone is very hot and I want to throw it away".
"Huh?" Si Xiaonian turned his head to look at the inexplicable phone.
Qi Ran [Zero]: "I'm pure 0, and I don't accept any fantasies of 0.5 or 1."
This message was followed by a row of emoji packs that dropped wigs, braces, and eyeballs.
Qi Ran [Zero]: "Hurry up and withdraw the dating card from Dad, Brother Bird will treat me as a chick if you don't show off!"
Qi Ran [Zero]: "Which warrior in the confession wall did it, come, come out and chat, you are so capable, how about sending you to heaven!"
Qi Ran [Zero]: "A friendly reminder of everyone's VIP account, please repeat the number, don't ask me who I am, I'm your fucking father, let Dad teach you how to behave!"
After this message, the Penguin SVIP account that established the group showed that it was stolen, and the group owner's information was cleared, followed by the VIP accounts of several administrators. After a few minutes, all the accounts in the group that could talk were baby-level accounts.
The hacked accounts are all close to the full level of 144. It takes more than 2 days to log in to reach the full level, that is, 50 years to practice a full-level account. Of course, the account is bought, and it is worth a lot of money.
It is easy to vomit blood and die in anger if one trick is hacked.
The excitement in the group turned upside down, because the group was in danger, it couldn't pass the verification, and it was going to be disbanded.
There must be people who despise Qi Ran for doing this, and some people think that it is immoral to expose personal information at will.
He closed the group for no reason, and he can't open it anymore. He added a few VIP accounts before, but now it's also grayed out, and all the information on the account is gone.
"Really cruel." He commented inexplicably, "So Qi Ran is zero." This was something he never expected.
Si Xiaonian wondered why are you so persistent?
"Yes" He definitely has no psychological burden, sooner or later he will be his zero, where is his zero?Why haven't you come in yet?
Inexplicably got up: "I'll go and see if Dai Donglang is cool."
"Don't tell him about me, you don't care about this matter." Si Xiaonian instructed, inexplicably in his impression, he was a pure academic bully, and now he added a label of gay.
"Well, there are plenty of ways to abuse him." Inexplicably said this with confidence, as a top student, Dai Donglang's methods are too low.
Si Xiaonian called his home zero.
"Where?"
"I can't make it through for the time being, but I met two students from the computer department." There was a chattering voice from Qi Ran's side.
"Then you all combined and hacked several Penguin accounts." Si Xiaonian always wanted to laugh when Qi Ran's childish and domineering behavior made him want to.
"Ah! You got it?! Hehe~~ Don't call Dai Donglang, stay away from him, he'd like you to ask him to withdraw the message, withdraw the white wall..."
"I haven't looked at the confession wall yet." Si Xiaonian interrupted Qi Ran.
"Damn it! Don't look at it, red, red, green and green can blind your eyes, so hurry up and read your judicial documents,... No, you can take a look at it later." Qi Ran suddenly changed his words.
"Come and meet me for dinner."
"Okay, let's go to my sister's shop at night. My two classmates are going to buy flowers for 'Miss Dong'." Qi Ran found two classmates from the computer department, professional-level hackers, who were slaughtered after the incident. It's hard to guard against a friend's house selling flowers!
"Brother Bird." Si Xiaonian called out with a smile.
"Huh? Why are you talking like that? It scared me to death!" Qi Ran exclaimed in a low voice.
"You are 0..." Si Xiaonian didn't finish, Qi Ran hung up the phone.
Si Xiaonian threw the half popsicle that had melted into water in the bag into the trash can, and began to turn over the white wall.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the red and green fluorescent text boxes on the confession wall floated back and forth, making people dizzy.
The big fluorescent red frame on the top is neat and eye-catching. It is accompanied by a photo of MMA training. Gloves, professional movements, a cheetah-like body, sharp eyes with unruly wildness, especially when the whole body is sweaty.
So handsome and so sexy...
Si Xiaonian smiled, he seemed to have overlooked how attractive Qi Ran was.
The confession wall suddenly changed to a loading state, and the red and green fluorescent words floating all over the screen disappeared in the blink of an eye!
It's gone!
The confession wall really turned into a wall at this moment, and the entire webpage was painted white.
Within a few seconds, a line of words suddenly appeared on the webpage: Brother Bird has contracted this confession wall, everyone, go home, wash up and sleep! *****SXNWAN*****.
Si Xiaonian stared at the string of letters floating from right to left for a long time.
... Then register an account and leave a message.
"*****SXNWAN*****"
"Without you, it wouldn't be anyone."
In the dormitory of the Department of Computer Science, the two Jiwotou, who were pulled out of the bed by Qi Ran, drowsy after writing the program. They are nocturnal creatures, and the daytime is the most sleepy time, if it is not because of the combination of the two I also fought Qi Ran, and I started fighting earlier now.
Lovers are inhuman!
"Hurry up! Take a screenshot!" Seeing Si Xiaonian's reply, Qi Ran jumped on the spot excitedly, thinking that Si Xiaonian would not reply to him.
Si Xiaonian was too afraid of "light", at most he would give him a response in private, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it.
He was very nervous at first, and every second felt like a year. He still remembered every word Si Xiaonian said before.
But he also remembered Si Xiaonian's nightmare. No one can live in a dream forever without waking up.
Qi Ran urged his high school classmates to take screenshots, and he himself took pictures with his mobile phone.
"Cut it off, how long are you going to float? After a while, our teacher discovered an abnormality in the internal network program. He must hack our two computers. Brother Bird can play for a while." Huang Maoji Wotou said.
"Brother Bird, I didn't realize that you were so profane before. Everyone rented restaurants and movie theaters to confess their love, but you set up a college confession wall. Hey, people are better than people!" Grandma's ashen chicken nest sighed.
"I just want him to say a word. This kid is a bit cowardly. I used to be scared when my good friend came out of the closet. I thought it was so tragic to come out all over the world. The snail shell can't be removed in a day or two. If he doesn't work hard, I won't push it away." As soon as he hit him, we both had to worry in every corner of the cat every day, and over time, no matter how tough a person was, he would be scared to death by himself."
"Refused to eat dog food, it's still gay brand!" Huang Mao was angry.
"I've never eaten Tanmeier's dog food. The taste is no different from romance." Grandma Huihui was very calm, and she was a habitual eater at first glance.
"Has there been any response from the Penguin?" Qi Ran asked after saving the photo.
"Yes, I asked the senior senior to hack with us. The computer crashed just now because of the senior of our department, Ma De! It seems that the kid has been displeased for a long time. Let's go. Let's fight for 5 minutes to disable the senior. "Huang Mao said fiercely.
"I'll leave the bouquet gift box in the store for you two, get it before the store closes, you can't order a courier." Qi Ran said before going out.
In the graduate school, I inexplicably found Dai Donglang's class based on memory. Dai Donglang is a doctoral student specially approved by the school as an on-the-job graduate student. The situation is special, and he is an orphan.
What people lack, they will always find something to make up for invisibly.
Inexplicably feel that Dai Donglang is such a person.
Dai Donglang seldom misses class. Today, by accident, he was dragging a few people from the senior computer department and a few group administrators to fight against Qiran's "chicken coop organization" in another empty classroom
"Dai Donglang." Standing at the door of the small classroom, he inexplicably called out.
Everyone's eyes shifted to the door and then retracted, only Dai Donglang stayed the longest.
"Why are you here?" Dai Donglang got up and walked towards the door.
"Let them stop." Inexplicably raised his hand and pointed to a group of people in the classroom.
"Ok?"
"Recite Article 2017 of the [-] edition of the "General Principles of the Civil Law", dare you challenge it?" Inexplicably, there was an element of provocation in this sentence, and the corner of Dai Donglang's mouth twitched.
Don't guess the brain circuit of Xueba.
"Why don't you dare, but you don't have time now, what are you doing?" Dai Donglang tilted his head and asked, with a little impatience on his face.
"I won, don't mess with Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran again."
"what?"
Taking a step forward inexplicably, he took out his hand in his trouser pocket and pressed on the door panel behind Dai Donglang, blocking Dai Donglang who turned to leave.
"Don't dare, you will lose."
Everyone: "..." Dai Donglang was knocked on the door!
Dai Donglang: "..." Who gave you the courage to knock on me!
"Crack!" Someone took a picture.
Inexplicably calm withdrew his hand, looked at Dai Donglang and told him with certainty: "You lost."
Dai Donglang is the least willing to contact people like inexplicable, without emotional ups and downs, facial paralysis, and no weakness: "...No comparison, how can I lose!"
"If you don't have the courage to challenge, you have already lost."
"I do not have!"
"Nothing? If you have no courage, you still have no face to lose."
"I! No! Lose!"
Inexplicably smiled: "A lawyer, who was irritated, has already lost."
Dai Donglang: "..."
The author has something to say:
【small theater】
Brother Bird: "Your mother is too aggressive."
Leader: "It's not like your own mother."
Brother Bird: "Why is it so difficult to open a room, even my own mother has to get in."
The leader: "You are suffering, why are you in a hurry, I am not in a hurry to attack, it will only be a day."
Brother Bird patted his pants and said, "Massage every day, the bird hurts."
Leader: "It sounds like you won't masturbate anymore."
Brother Bird flipped the table: "I'm fucking going to be the attacker!!!"
Leader: "Look at the above ↑↑↑ Chapter [-] as proof, how much did you send to say that you are zero, don't tell me...you don't love me anymore? Hey~"
Brother Bird set the table up: "What~ I love you the most!"
Leader: "Hey~ Can you give it to me?"
Bird clutched his butt and rushed out the door: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
☆, greasy middle-aged
Before and after the confession wall was hacked into a real white wall, people took screenshots and posted them on the forum. Si Xiaonian looked at the circle of friends again, and a few people posted the photos to the circle of friends, but this was only 10 days after the fact. Minutes, an hour later... or at night, things should develop more lively.
Si Xiaonian called Qi Ran and asked, "Are you in the computer department or in the boys' dormitory?"
Qi Ran said in a pleasant tone: "I just came out of the boys' dormitory and was heading to the library."
Si Xiaonian: "Let's go to the river."
Qi Ran: "Huh? Oh."
On the campus in the afternoon of June, there were endless cicadas singing, and there were very few people on the small roads and riversides. Everywhere Si Xiaonian walked gave him a feeling of thorns on his back.
It seems that in those hidden corners, in a certain direction out of sight, there are many pairs of eyes looking at him...
The constant sweetness in his heart supported him all the way to the bench by the river and sat down, his back pressed against the back of the chair, and he finally settled down.
Qi Ran gave him an unexpected surprise, and also gave him an unexpected fright.
...He was not as powerful as Qi Ran thought.
The afternoon sun passed through the branches and leaves, and fell mottled on Si Xiaonian's face. Cold sweat emerged from the pores of his forearms and back of his hands. When the wind blew, the residual heat from the surface of the skin was taken away.
The shoulder was scratched, and the dry and hot temperature came, which gave Si Xiaonian a layer of peace of mind. Before the hand was taken away, Si Xiaonian quickly raised his hand to grab it.
pay close attention.
After Qi Ran's hand was caught, he glanced around a few times. It was too hot, even in the shade of a tree by the river, he had to be far away to see a person.
Si Xiaonian grabbed Qi Ran's hand and dragged the person behind the bench to the front to sit down, and pressed his hands on the chair with overlapping hands.
Qi Ran opened and closed his mouth a few times, he wanted to ask Si Xiaonian what the phrase "Without you, there would be no one."
Is... only like him?
... only love him?
...Only him?
This sentence seems to have a concept of time limit, right?
Is it the deadline he thought?
The meaning seems to be the same, but it seems to be different.
Qi Ran moved the hand that was held by Si Xiaonian on the chair, turned his palm over to hold Si Xiaonian's palm, and his fingertips touched the cold layer of sweat on the back of Si Xiaonian's hand!From the skin at the edge of the nails to the wrist, the skin that can be touched by his fingertips is covered with cold sweat!
Qi Ran's heart twitched, his breathing felt like being grabbed, it hurt so much!
He thought that he had done something earth-shattering, the overlord once contracted the campus confession wall, and found a good buddy to clear all the confession information, just to do such a big ticket.
result……
Qi Ran looked at Si Xiaonian's sideways face for too long with annoyance, no matter how dull Si Xiaonian was, he could feel it.
"Give me some time to adapt, I'm fine." Si Xiaonian turned his head and smiled at Qi Ran.
Qi Ran didn't want to say anything, he opened his other arm and said, "Hold me." If a hug doesn't cure him, then he will pay for the hug for the rest of his life.
Si Xiaonian is like a passerby who has supported for a long time and has not fallen down. All the seemingly tough supports are as thin as cicada's wings in front of this embrace.
This person Qi Ran is full of fatal attraction to him at this moment.The shoulder socket that seemed to be very comfortable to lean on, the slender and powerful right arm, the face with self-blame, and the pity in the eyes finally made him leave behind him as if he had been following him, staring at him. His tens of thousands of eyes, abandoning all the noisy whispers and lengthy chatter in his ears...
Qi Ran tightened his arms, rubbing his hands back and forth on Si Xiao's back, the T-shirt on Si Xiao's back was damp and cold from sweat.Her forehead was pressed into the hollow of his shoulder, and she moved around, as if she was trying to find a comfortable position to fall asleep on.
In the end, the tip of Si Xiaonian's nose was under his earlobe, and the hot air sprayed on the skin of his neck, which was hotter than the afternoon sun on a June day.
In just a few seconds, Si Xiaonian raised his head and kissed Qiran behind the ear, sat up straight and leaned on the back of the chair, looked up at the sunlight pouring down among the leaves, squinted his eyes, all expressions were hidden under his eyelids, Unintentional with the usual.
Qi Ran wiped Si Xiaonian's forehead with his big hands, wiping off another layer of fresh sweat, and rubbed his palms.
"...Do you want kiwi juice?" Qi Ran's posture was completely opposite to Si Xiaonian's. He pressed his hands on the chair and faced the ground dejectedly.
"Well," Si Xiaonian leaned his head on the back of the chair and turned his head to look down at Qi Ran, the corners of his mouth curled up in a heroic manner, and his eyes were clear after the storm, "Add a deep well roast goose."
Qi Ran didn't raise his head, but tilted his head to look up at Si Xiaonian from the bottom up. He was hooked by Si Xiaonian's smile and eyes, and took a while to answer: "Should I continue to play in the group arena for a week?" Three meals of roast goose, if you don't risk your life, you won't be able to support you."
Si Xiaonian smiled even bigger, and the hand on the chair got into the T-shirt from the waist level and grabbed a handful: "I still have to rehearse after dinner, do you want to go to self-study tonight?"
"Ok?"
"Rehearse with me, at night, I don't want to go back to the dormitory."
"what?!"
The seductive smile lingered on Si Xiaonian's face all the time. His relaxation at the moment was based on the scent he smelled from Qi Ran's shoulder and neck just now. I always have wild thoughts, and when I think about it, I can't help but start playing hooligans in my head.
Furthermore, it is destined to be "very lively" everywhere today, and the dormitory is the same, so why go back and be surrounded by crowds.
"...Oh, good! Then, go to dinner, hurry up! How long will the rehearsal be?" Qi Ran jumped from the bench to the ground, and turned around in a circle, excited as if it was inexplicable, and it seemed to have a long history.
The waiting birds are wilting!
at last!
what! ! ! !
Si Xiaonian sat upright, raised his head and deliberately mocked Qi Ran: "What's your expression?"
Qi Ran opened his eyes and said nonsense with perfect proficiency: "I want to eat, roast goose! Do you want to go? The roast goose that doesn't reach the mouth will fly away."
Si Xiaonian got up slowly, and seeing no one around from the corner of his eye, he poked Qi Ran's lower abdomen with his index finger and middle finger: "Brother Bird, it's revealed, your bird is not very obedient!"
Qi Ran immediately gave a bird expression of "Damn it, really?!", so shocked that he didn't dare to look at himself, first looked around, and then looked down at himself.
Where the hell is he disobedient!Isn't this a good sleep!
Si Xiaonian had already walked a few meters away, leaving Qi Ran alone to watch the birds.
The two went to Flower.coffee first, Si Xiaonian went to see Si Danian, and told Si Danian that there was a rehearsal at school tonight, so he couldn't come to see the store.
Si Danian is not like Gao Dongmei and Si Jin who dislike and do not understand Si Xiaonian's dancing. On the contrary, "dancing" is something that Si Xiaonian has done since the Xia Weishen and Jiao Lei incident. thing.
In order to have dinner before the rush hour, Qi Ran hailed a taxi, and planned to take a taxi back as well. It seemed that since Si Xiaonian said "I don't want to go back to the dormitory at night", he was in a hurry to do anything.
In the taxi, Si Xiaonian calculated his monthly expenses.
He and Si Danian grew up together, if you want to say that Si Jin and Gao Dongmei have nothing missing from their siblings, it must be pocket money.
Fortunately, he and Si Danian didn't turn into brats because of this.
And since Si Danian opened the shop, he will be given some pocket money every month.Si Xiaonian really couldn't figure out how much he could spend a month as a student who "couldn't afford to support", so he simply sent a message to Si Danian.
[Sister, have you calculated my monthly expenses? 】
[Well, why?It's not that you have no money, it's only the beginning of the month, and you have a girlfriend? 】
Si Xiaonian closed his eyes, thinking he was asking for trouble.
[I haven't paid, I haven't counted the monthly expenses, I'm curious. 】
【Lack of money, let’s say, Mom saved [-] in your card every year a few years ago. I haven’t asked this year. I still have some. If you want to use it, let Tang Ming transfer it to you. ] Tang Ming is Brother Ming.
After Si Xiaonian returned Si Danian's information, he did the math, [-] yuan including tuition fees, accommodation fees, communication fees... In the end, the average monthly expenses were less than [-] yuan.
Three thousand...can't afford it?
In other words, who raised a bird?
Si Xiaonian couldn't figure it out and ate more, the biggest part of the roast goose was dipped in sour plum sauce and almost all went into his stomach.
Qi Ran: "...Uh, can I add another half?"
Si Xiaonian: "No, we'll have it tomorrow."
Qi Ran: "..." Boyfriend can eat so much, will he get a big belly, will excess oil cause hair loss, acne breakouts, and finally... Ugh!
Will the sexy little inner pair become a seam once they get fat?Ah~~His little inner pair!His high nose!His little waist!
Qi Ran reached out and took the roast goose plate away: "From now on, I can only eat three times a week, one three five, or two four six, and after eating, I need to increase the amount of exercise." The shameful thought went wrong again, fuck!
Si Xiaonian took a sip of the sour plum sauce on his index finger: "Give it back to me!"
It's the first time Qi Ran sees Si Xiaonian so willful, so cute, he wants to push him down!
"No, I didn't eat a few yuan, the rest is mine, you eat the choy sum."
Si Xiaonian wrote "I'm so fucking upset!" all over his face, just staring at Qi Ran with a straight frown.
Qi Ran swallowed hopelessly: "Well, have you ever thought about it, this stuff is high in fat, do you still want your six-pack abs... Clang!"
Before Qi Ran finished speaking, Si Xiaonian's action of lifting the hem of his T-shirt scared the plate in his hand and dropped it on the table, so he quickly reached out and pulled Si Xiaonian's hem off.
"Are you in debt!" Qi Ran gritted his teeth and glared at Si Xiaonian.Originally, when the two of them entered the restaurant, several young girls stared at Si Xiaonian, and when they were looking for a seat, they purposely sat very close to their table.
"My soup!" Si Xiaonian hurriedly put the crooked plate straight, and the roast goose soup spilled out, "Can you stop being surprised?"
"Who?!"
"you."
"Who lifted the clothes?"
"I."
"So who was surprised?"
"you."
"..." Qi Ran was puzzled, "Can you try another one?"
Si Xiaonian grabbed the hem and tried to lift it again, this fake action was too fake, but Qi Ran had no brains at the moment, believed it was real, and pressed his hands on the hem of his T-shirt, he took the opportunity to pick up a goose leg and put it in his mouth.
Qi Ran: "..." This bit of cleverness was probably used to fool him.
Someone exclaimed in a low voice, and glanced around in a threatening manner.He removed the hand that was pressing on Si Xiaonian's lower abdomen. This action looked like a hooligan in the playback.
"Si Xiaonian, if you become a big belly, Mediterranean, elephant legs, greasy face, I don't want you!" As soon as the threatening words came out, Qi Ran trembled in fright.
After hearing this, Si Xiaonian gnawed at the meat and laughed: "SXNWAN, which treacherous bastard said that, at that time he was pierced by the boss's soul, right?"
Everywhere in life is a fucking pit!
Qi Ran was so annoyed, he went to pay the bill out of breath, and finally uttered a cruel word, and after he finished speaking, he scared himself enough.
The two took a taxi back to school and went straight to Chengshan University Gymnasium. The Campus Cultural Festival was held in the gymnasium. Since May, there have been rehearsals of programs promoted by clubs and various departments.
"I've booked a hotel near the club, Si Xiaonian, just wait to get cleaned up." Qi Ran muttered as he walked, and was upset all the way when he was teased at dinner.
"Okay." Si Xiaonian replied with a smile.
Qi Ran inexplicably felt hot in his ears, took a look at Si Xiaonian and quickly looked away.
"Go this way." Si Xiaonian gave Qi Ran a hand. They walked along the central axis of the campus, and there were many people. As soon as they entered from the west gate, they became a moving public viewing point.
"Huh?" Qi Ran raised his eyes, just in time to meet the curious eyes of the two couples walking towards him.
It was the first time he was annoyed by this kind of gaze, his expression was instantly cold, and he slammed it across the face.
A wave of people who had just come out of the gymnasium after rehearsal passed by them, as if they were queuing up to visit them. Some people glanced lightly, while others looked from head to toe unscrupulously.
If you don't give money for nothing, it's too much, buddy!
Qi Ran found that there were too many people "watching" them, and instead he lost his temper and couldn't stop staring at them. Moreover, he found that Si Xiaonian completely ignored these people, and the whole communication and eyes were only on him.
Very powerful.
On the bench by the river, the person who was sweating white because of his resistance and fear didn't seem to be Si Xiaonian.
It can only be said that during the years when he didn't know Si Xiaonian, this person had many sides that he didn't know.
For example, now, he, who is also unable to calm his heart, cannot completely ignore it.
Si Xiaonian went backstage to make preparations, while Qi Ran sat alone in the audience stands and waited.
Now he realized belatedly that after the farce in the afternoon, he did not think carefully and pushed him and Si Xiaonian to the top of the topic.
But the instigator did nothing.
The preparations are ready, and the music is released. It is the flaming and explosive "Shot Dance".
Si Xiaonian was the first to step onto the stage, holding a green chair defiantly and arrogantly, and the eight people behind him were Si Xiaonian's standard appearances all the time—the eight members of the men's team.
Behind nine people, hula la followed dozens of people.
Qi Ran stared at Si Xiaonian with both eyes, seeing that he was full of aura after taking the stage, and then sat on the green chair in the middle of the stage, as if he had changed into a different person.
Si Xiaonian had both arms resting on the back of the chair, his legs were wide open, one foot stood up on the chair leg, his head was tilted slightly, his eyes were half closed, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and his smile was light and conceited , with a haughty and dismissive expression, it was simply an expression of contempt for all living beings.
"Crack, click, when! Click, click, when!..."
The moment the gunshot rang out, Si Xiaonian and the other 42 people changed from a haughty look of contempt for ants and ants to a domineering and majestic gun-holding posture.Then make a series of standard and professional coherent actions such as loading the pistol, aiming, and shooting.
So handsome!The gangster is so angry!
No gun is better than gun.
43 people are in uniform.
The leading dancer is even more imposing and "overwhelms" everyone.
All subsequent actions revolve around a chair.
The nine members of Si Xiaonian's men's group were the only nine who left the chair. The nine members of the men's group circled the chair and performed a series of mechanical dance moves with a strong sense of rhythm. The nine returned to the front of the chair, with their right legs wildly step on the chair
The nine people have similar heights, and the lead dancer Xiaonian is slightly better in terms of leg length.
The lean waist is full of strength, and the sexiness is swayed in the wild, which makes the blood of those who watch it boil.
Qi Ran's legs became weak due to Si Xiaonian's handsome and explosive movements, and his mouth was dry. He glanced at Si Xiaonian's open crotch, and suddenly felt that his nasal cavity was so hot that it was dry.
"Shot Dance" is only 2 minutes of excerpted music, because this dance is the first half of a large dance of 120 people, and 77 people will be added in the second half, a total of 120 people, dancing "Dura".
The 43 people danced "Shot Dance" only once, and after that, Si Xiaonian corrected and pointed with a loudspeaker, repeated and analyzed the movements over and over again, and occasionally demonstrated a certain difficult movement.
The lights in the dormitory were turned off at 09 o'clock, and the rehearsal ended at 30:[-], and a group of boys went out humbling after finishing.
Qi Ran got down from the stands and went straight to Si Xiaonian who was putting away the loudspeaker.
Mo Ming and Dai Donglang were one step ahead of Qi Ran and arrived at Si Xiaonian's side.
Seeing these two people, Qi Ran thought to himself, this is destined to be a night to open a house!
The author has something to say: [One more]
[Second update] 24:00
Release it first, and explain to everyone later in the second update, why the update has been interrupted in the past two days, I am really sorry!
☆, Novice on the road
When Qi Ran saw Dai Donglang, his expression instantly became fierce. No matter how things developed to this point, Dai Donglang had a "credit" to him, and the credit was indisputable.The boy next to Dai Donglang, all remember that
Have lungs but no heart.
Niuger spread back to the ground again.
Qi Ran went out and turned on his phone to see Ji Rui's screenshot, and then looked at the confession wall of the forum.
It's getting more and more lively, and even the leader's fans jumped out to help the leader snatch her boyfriend!
"The evildoers in front of you, please retreat quickly, this bird is the mount of our leader..."
Mount!Qi Ran thought about it for a while, Si Xiaonian was sitting on a bird and bouncing...
Uh!
"This bird is the owner's property. This is the sacred object of my teaching. Protect the sacred object of my teaching and escort the leader's sexual life. All the followers listen to my command and shout with me 'Eliminate the evil spirits and escort the leader's sexual life'"
"Damn it! You bullied no one in our school basketball team, did you call out who goes up and who goes down?! Do you want to compare!"
"Bibi is Bibi, don't be so fucking aggressive, dig! Watch the school basket and dig out birds."
"Look around together, dig it out!"
"Brother Bird, let's find out about 17.8."
"Wow, Bibi, hurry up, don't cover it in such a hot day, it's time to release XX!"
"Who goes up and who goes down is determined by the length of the bird?! Can you straight men and rotten girls have some common sense? Knock on the blackboard! Technology, technology is the king! My 14.2 is still doing it at 17.8 and I'm calling Dad~~ "
"Wow~ Brother 14.2 is waiting for the Lun family, please take me away!"
There are not too many messages from the congregation, more about "licking the screen", "seeking guns", "dating", "talking about life" and even a few "selling condoms and lubricants".
Turn off the screen and find Ji Rui: Pull me into the group, gay group.
The author has something to say: 【Theater】
Bird is brushing the confession wall: "They said that length can't determine up and down?"
Leader: "Yes, it depends on fat and thin."
Bird looked down at himself: "Mine is quite fat!"
The leader rolled his eyes: "..." You are fucking swollen!It's swollen!What a pure love bird!
The innocent bird tugged at his pants and asked, "Look, are you fat?"
Leader →_→: "...fat."
Continue to pretend to be a pure bird (⊙o⊙): "Eh? Yours is also quite fat!"
The lead actor couldn't go on anymore, so he decisively overthrew Lu Niao.
☆、SXNWAN
Si Xiaonian met Mo Ming in the library by accident.
Inexplicable was obviously not surprised. He leaned against the wall at the entrance and exit of the reading area, and was reading the red book of the judicial examination in one hand. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Si Xiaonian standing up straight, closing the book and looking at Si Xiaonian with a somewhat embarrassed gaze. .
"You, you're here." The usual greeting made him very difficult to say, "There is a seat in the study room, and the reading area is full."
Si Xiaonian took a look inside and saw that it was full of students.
Seeing someone staring at them, he motioned to go out inexplicably.They went downstairs one after the other, and as soon as they left the library, Si Xiaonian said, "Inexplicable..."
"You used to call me Brother Wonderful." Inexplicably interrupting Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian is really not good at dealing with embarrassment with friends, so he watched it for two seconds and said in compromise, "Find a place to talk."
This is also the meaning of inexplicably coming to find Si Xiaonian, the two of them had a very awkward week.
There is a drink area in the library convenience store. Two people eat a popsicle while sitting on a high chair facing the window.
"I'll move, you move?" Si Xiaonian said bluntly.
He bit off a piece of ice with an inexplicable "cracking", and the crumbs jumped onto the table. He looked at Si Xiaonian blankly.
One second, two seconds... half a minute.
Inexplicably: "I'll move."
Si Xiaonian: "Why?"
Inexplicably: "..." Wasn't it the choice you gave? !
"I started to think that you couldn't accept homosexuality," Si Xiaonian paused to think about what to say, "... If there is no Qi Ran, I guess I will always be single, it won't be anyone, I don't know why I am so sure, now day by day Sure, without him, it wouldn't be anyone...sorry."
Turning back to look out the window inexplicably, "Crackling" chewed a popsicle dryly, "It's okay, I don't have to do something, I... When I first entered school, I transferred the dormitory with someone else, because... It was me The problem."
He is inexplicably excellent, better than many people at the same level and in the same major. He studied both majors together, and his grades in each major are top-notch, but he does not have the arrogance and arrogance of the second-rate student bully Dai Donglang. An ordinary boy , with a handsome appearance and a tall and straight figure, but they are not as good as his professional achievements.
Although Si Xiaonian was silent, he could feel that the two of them finally didn't have to be embarrassed anymore.
"I'm still very confused," inexplicably turned to look at Si Xiaonian, "If I'm not mistaken, you are 1."
Many good-looking gays will be classified as zero, but Si Xiaonian is definitely not, you can deny it at first glance, beauty is beauty, the aura is too strong, the kind of aura that almost no man can hold back.
Si Xiaonian was speechless, why this question again.
"Yes."
"Qi Ran too." The inexplicable tone was affirmative.
Si Xiaonian smiled: "Are you so sure?"
Inexplicably, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on a group, and handed the mobile phone to Si Xiaonian: "Look for yourself."
Group name: We are different.The following is an explanation: the male-female dating group, please move the baby girl to the lace group next door.
Si Xiaonian first raised his eyes to see that this person was in a same-sex dating group.
"I'm anonymous. I've been diving for ten thousand years. When I'm bored, I flip through. After all, I'm the same kind of person."
Si Xiaonian: "..."
In the middle of the screen is the business card thrown up by the administrator: Qi Ran.
Qi Ran? ! !
Si Xiaonian opened the dating card, the photos are complete, the information is complete, the data information is accurate to the millimeter, and the date of the data is the physical examination at the beginning of school.
Bold instructions below...
Virgin!
Seeking beauty?
Si Xiaonian, who thought he was calm, was about to explode.
"Who is the group owner? Why did the administrator give me information?" Si Xiaonian returned the phone to Inexplicable.
"People usually join the group and don't send personal information randomly, but if they want to post it, they can only send it to the administrator, so this, didn't Qi Ran give it to the administrator?" Inexplicably a little dazed.
Si Xiaonian became angry: "So you're here today to comfort me about my broken love?"
Inexplicably: "Then, are you broken in love?"
Si Xiaonian: "No!" Not even a popsicle could suppress the anger in his heart.
A bit disappointed in an inexplicable tone: "Oh,... I don't think it's that easy. The group leader is Dai Donglang, you should know him, this administrator is from the Broadcasting Department..."
Si Xiaonian was surprised and interrupted the inexplicable words: "Dai..." He immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed Dai Donglang's number, and hung up immediately after ringing twice. , Too mentally handicapped!On the other hand, if he guessed correctly, Dai Donglang was waiting for him to call.
Dog|Day's!
Inexplicably, he felt a chill on the back of his neck and shivered. Someone scolded him?
"It's Dai Donglang." Inexplicably sure, Si Xiaonian saw Qi Ran's dating card and was so angry that he was about to ascend to heaven, but when he heard that the group leader was Dai Donglang, he seemed to turn off the fire in an instant, "I'll go find him, 6th floor of the teaching building, 602, There is a seat in the penultimate row, so you can go to self-study."
"Don't look for him, let him go." Si Xiaonian sent a message to Qi Ran with his mobile phone.
[I'm at the convenience store in the library. 】
【almost there. 】
"Uh...Qi Ran sent a message in the group." Inexplicably, he had a painful expression of "the phone is very hot and I want to throw it away".
"Huh?" Si Xiaonian turned his head to look at the inexplicable phone.
Qi Ran [Zero]: "I'm pure 0, and I don't accept any fantasies of 0.5 or 1."
This message was followed by a row of emoji packs that dropped wigs, braces, and eyeballs.
Qi Ran [Zero]: "Hurry up and withdraw the dating card from Dad, Brother Bird will treat me as a chick if you don't show off!"
Qi Ran [Zero]: "Which warrior in the confession wall did it, come, come out and chat, you are so capable, how about sending you to heaven!"
Qi Ran [Zero]: "A friendly reminder of everyone's VIP account, please repeat the number, don't ask me who I am, I'm your fucking father, let Dad teach you how to behave!"
After this message, the Penguin SVIP account that established the group showed that it was stolen, and the group owner's information was cleared, followed by the VIP accounts of several administrators. After a few minutes, all the accounts in the group that could talk were baby-level accounts.
The hacked accounts are all close to the full level of 144. It takes more than 2 days to log in to reach the full level, that is, 50 years to practice a full-level account. Of course, the account is bought, and it is worth a lot of money.
It is easy to vomit blood and die in anger if one trick is hacked.
The excitement in the group turned upside down, because the group was in danger, it couldn't pass the verification, and it was going to be disbanded.
There must be people who despise Qi Ran for doing this, and some people think that it is immoral to expose personal information at will.
He closed the group for no reason, and he can't open it anymore. He added a few VIP accounts before, but now it's also grayed out, and all the information on the account is gone.
"Really cruel." He commented inexplicably, "So Qi Ran is zero." This was something he never expected.
Si Xiaonian wondered why are you so persistent?
"Yes" He definitely has no psychological burden, sooner or later he will be his zero, where is his zero?Why haven't you come in yet?
Inexplicably got up: "I'll go and see if Dai Donglang is cool."
"Don't tell him about me, you don't care about this matter." Si Xiaonian instructed, inexplicably in his impression, he was a pure academic bully, and now he added a label of gay.
"Well, there are plenty of ways to abuse him." Inexplicably said this with confidence, as a top student, Dai Donglang's methods are too low.
Si Xiaonian called his home zero.
"Where?"
"I can't make it through for the time being, but I met two students from the computer department." There was a chattering voice from Qi Ran's side.
"Then you all combined and hacked several Penguin accounts." Si Xiaonian always wanted to laugh when Qi Ran's childish and domineering behavior made him want to.
"Ah! You got it?! Hehe~~ Don't call Dai Donglang, stay away from him, he'd like you to ask him to withdraw the message, withdraw the white wall..."
"I haven't looked at the confession wall yet." Si Xiaonian interrupted Qi Ran.
"Damn it! Don't look at it, red, red, green and green can blind your eyes, so hurry up and read your judicial documents,... No, you can take a look at it later." Qi Ran suddenly changed his words.
"Come and meet me for dinner."
"Okay, let's go to my sister's shop at night. My two classmates are going to buy flowers for 'Miss Dong'." Qi Ran found two classmates from the computer department, professional-level hackers, who were slaughtered after the incident. It's hard to guard against a friend's house selling flowers!
"Brother Bird." Si Xiaonian called out with a smile.
"Huh? Why are you talking like that? It scared me to death!" Qi Ran exclaimed in a low voice.
"You are 0..." Si Xiaonian didn't finish, Qi Ran hung up the phone.
Si Xiaonian threw the half popsicle that had melted into water in the bag into the trash can, and began to turn over the white wall.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the red and green fluorescent text boxes on the confession wall floated back and forth, making people dizzy.
The big fluorescent red frame on the top is neat and eye-catching. It is accompanied by a photo of MMA training. Gloves, professional movements, a cheetah-like body, sharp eyes with unruly wildness, especially when the whole body is sweaty.
So handsome and so sexy...
Si Xiaonian smiled, he seemed to have overlooked how attractive Qi Ran was.
The confession wall suddenly changed to a loading state, and the red and green fluorescent words floating all over the screen disappeared in the blink of an eye!
It's gone!
The confession wall really turned into a wall at this moment, and the entire webpage was painted white.
Within a few seconds, a line of words suddenly appeared on the webpage: Brother Bird has contracted this confession wall, everyone, go home, wash up and sleep! *****SXNWAN*****.
Si Xiaonian stared at the string of letters floating from right to left for a long time.
... Then register an account and leave a message.
"*****SXNWAN*****"
"Without you, it wouldn't be anyone."
In the dormitory of the Department of Computer Science, the two Jiwotou, who were pulled out of the bed by Qi Ran, drowsy after writing the program. They are nocturnal creatures, and the daytime is the most sleepy time, if it is not because of the combination of the two I also fought Qi Ran, and I started fighting earlier now.
Lovers are inhuman!
"Hurry up! Take a screenshot!" Seeing Si Xiaonian's reply, Qi Ran jumped on the spot excitedly, thinking that Si Xiaonian would not reply to him.
Si Xiaonian was too afraid of "light", at most he would give him a response in private, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it.
He was very nervous at first, and every second felt like a year. He still remembered every word Si Xiaonian said before.
But he also remembered Si Xiaonian's nightmare. No one can live in a dream forever without waking up.
Qi Ran urged his high school classmates to take screenshots, and he himself took pictures with his mobile phone.
"Cut it off, how long are you going to float? After a while, our teacher discovered an abnormality in the internal network program. He must hack our two computers. Brother Bird can play for a while." Huang Maoji Wotou said.
"Brother Bird, I didn't realize that you were so profane before. Everyone rented restaurants and movie theaters to confess their love, but you set up a college confession wall. Hey, people are better than people!" Grandma's ashen chicken nest sighed.
"I just want him to say a word. This kid is a bit cowardly. I used to be scared when my good friend came out of the closet. I thought it was so tragic to come out all over the world. The snail shell can't be removed in a day or two. If he doesn't work hard, I won't push it away." As soon as he hit him, we both had to worry in every corner of the cat every day, and over time, no matter how tough a person was, he would be scared to death by himself."
"Refused to eat dog food, it's still gay brand!" Huang Mao was angry.
"I've never eaten Tanmeier's dog food. The taste is no different from romance." Grandma Huihui was very calm, and she was a habitual eater at first glance.
"Has there been any response from the Penguin?" Qi Ran asked after saving the photo.
"Yes, I asked the senior senior to hack with us. The computer crashed just now because of the senior of our department, Ma De! It seems that the kid has been displeased for a long time. Let's go. Let's fight for 5 minutes to disable the senior. "Huang Mao said fiercely.
"I'll leave the bouquet gift box in the store for you two, get it before the store closes, you can't order a courier." Qi Ran said before going out.
In the graduate school, I inexplicably found Dai Donglang's class based on memory. Dai Donglang is a doctoral student specially approved by the school as an on-the-job graduate student. The situation is special, and he is an orphan.
What people lack, they will always find something to make up for invisibly.
Inexplicably feel that Dai Donglang is such a person.
Dai Donglang seldom misses class. Today, by accident, he was dragging a few people from the senior computer department and a few group administrators to fight against Qiran's "chicken coop organization" in another empty classroom
"Dai Donglang." Standing at the door of the small classroom, he inexplicably called out.
Everyone's eyes shifted to the door and then retracted, only Dai Donglang stayed the longest.
"Why are you here?" Dai Donglang got up and walked towards the door.
"Let them stop." Inexplicably raised his hand and pointed to a group of people in the classroom.
"Ok?"
"Recite Article 2017 of the [-] edition of the "General Principles of the Civil Law", dare you challenge it?" Inexplicably, there was an element of provocation in this sentence, and the corner of Dai Donglang's mouth twitched.
Don't guess the brain circuit of Xueba.
"Why don't you dare, but you don't have time now, what are you doing?" Dai Donglang tilted his head and asked, with a little impatience on his face.
"I won, don't mess with Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran again."
"what?"
Taking a step forward inexplicably, he took out his hand in his trouser pocket and pressed on the door panel behind Dai Donglang, blocking Dai Donglang who turned to leave.
"Don't dare, you will lose."
Everyone: "..." Dai Donglang was knocked on the door!
Dai Donglang: "..." Who gave you the courage to knock on me!
"Crack!" Someone took a picture.
Inexplicably calm withdrew his hand, looked at Dai Donglang and told him with certainty: "You lost."
Dai Donglang is the least willing to contact people like inexplicable, without emotional ups and downs, facial paralysis, and no weakness: "...No comparison, how can I lose!"
"If you don't have the courage to challenge, you have already lost."
"I do not have!"
"Nothing? If you have no courage, you still have no face to lose."
"I! No! Lose!"
Inexplicably smiled: "A lawyer, who was irritated, has already lost."
Dai Donglang: "..."
The author has something to say:
【small theater】
Brother Bird: "Your mother is too aggressive."
Leader: "It's not like your own mother."
Brother Bird: "Why is it so difficult to open a room, even my own mother has to get in."
The leader: "You are suffering, why are you in a hurry, I am not in a hurry to attack, it will only be a day."
Brother Bird patted his pants and said, "Massage every day, the bird hurts."
Leader: "It sounds like you won't masturbate anymore."
Brother Bird flipped the table: "I'm fucking going to be the attacker!!!"
Leader: "Look at the above ↑↑↑ Chapter [-] as proof, how much did you send to say that you are zero, don't tell me...you don't love me anymore? Hey~"
Brother Bird set the table up: "What~ I love you the most!"
Leader: "Hey~ Can you give it to me?"
Bird clutched his butt and rushed out the door: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
☆, greasy middle-aged
Before and after the confession wall was hacked into a real white wall, people took screenshots and posted them on the forum. Si Xiaonian looked at the circle of friends again, and a few people posted the photos to the circle of friends, but this was only 10 days after the fact. Minutes, an hour later... or at night, things should develop more lively.
Si Xiaonian called Qi Ran and asked, "Are you in the computer department or in the boys' dormitory?"
Qi Ran said in a pleasant tone: "I just came out of the boys' dormitory and was heading to the library."
Si Xiaonian: "Let's go to the river."
Qi Ran: "Huh? Oh."
On the campus in the afternoon of June, there were endless cicadas singing, and there were very few people on the small roads and riversides. Everywhere Si Xiaonian walked gave him a feeling of thorns on his back.
It seems that in those hidden corners, in a certain direction out of sight, there are many pairs of eyes looking at him...
The constant sweetness in his heart supported him all the way to the bench by the river and sat down, his back pressed against the back of the chair, and he finally settled down.
Qi Ran gave him an unexpected surprise, and also gave him an unexpected fright.
...He was not as powerful as Qi Ran thought.
The afternoon sun passed through the branches and leaves, and fell mottled on Si Xiaonian's face. Cold sweat emerged from the pores of his forearms and back of his hands. When the wind blew, the residual heat from the surface of the skin was taken away.
The shoulder was scratched, and the dry and hot temperature came, which gave Si Xiaonian a layer of peace of mind. Before the hand was taken away, Si Xiaonian quickly raised his hand to grab it.
pay close attention.
After Qi Ran's hand was caught, he glanced around a few times. It was too hot, even in the shade of a tree by the river, he had to be far away to see a person.
Si Xiaonian grabbed Qi Ran's hand and dragged the person behind the bench to the front to sit down, and pressed his hands on the chair with overlapping hands.
Qi Ran opened and closed his mouth a few times, he wanted to ask Si Xiaonian what the phrase "Without you, there would be no one."
Is... only like him?
... only love him?
...Only him?
This sentence seems to have a concept of time limit, right?
Is it the deadline he thought?
The meaning seems to be the same, but it seems to be different.
Qi Ran moved the hand that was held by Si Xiaonian on the chair, turned his palm over to hold Si Xiaonian's palm, and his fingertips touched the cold layer of sweat on the back of Si Xiaonian's hand!From the skin at the edge of the nails to the wrist, the skin that can be touched by his fingertips is covered with cold sweat!
Qi Ran's heart twitched, his breathing felt like being grabbed, it hurt so much!
He thought that he had done something earth-shattering, the overlord once contracted the campus confession wall, and found a good buddy to clear all the confession information, just to do such a big ticket.
result……
Qi Ran looked at Si Xiaonian's sideways face for too long with annoyance, no matter how dull Si Xiaonian was, he could feel it.
"Give me some time to adapt, I'm fine." Si Xiaonian turned his head and smiled at Qi Ran.
Qi Ran didn't want to say anything, he opened his other arm and said, "Hold me." If a hug doesn't cure him, then he will pay for the hug for the rest of his life.
Si Xiaonian is like a passerby who has supported for a long time and has not fallen down. All the seemingly tough supports are as thin as cicada's wings in front of this embrace.
This person Qi Ran is full of fatal attraction to him at this moment.The shoulder socket that seemed to be very comfortable to lean on, the slender and powerful right arm, the face with self-blame, and the pity in the eyes finally made him leave behind him as if he had been following him, staring at him. His tens of thousands of eyes, abandoning all the noisy whispers and lengthy chatter in his ears...
Qi Ran tightened his arms, rubbing his hands back and forth on Si Xiao's back, the T-shirt on Si Xiao's back was damp and cold from sweat.Her forehead was pressed into the hollow of his shoulder, and she moved around, as if she was trying to find a comfortable position to fall asleep on.
In the end, the tip of Si Xiaonian's nose was under his earlobe, and the hot air sprayed on the skin of his neck, which was hotter than the afternoon sun on a June day.
In just a few seconds, Si Xiaonian raised his head and kissed Qiran behind the ear, sat up straight and leaned on the back of the chair, looked up at the sunlight pouring down among the leaves, squinted his eyes, all expressions were hidden under his eyelids, Unintentional with the usual.
Qi Ran wiped Si Xiaonian's forehead with his big hands, wiping off another layer of fresh sweat, and rubbed his palms.
"...Do you want kiwi juice?" Qi Ran's posture was completely opposite to Si Xiaonian's. He pressed his hands on the chair and faced the ground dejectedly.
"Well," Si Xiaonian leaned his head on the back of the chair and turned his head to look down at Qi Ran, the corners of his mouth curled up in a heroic manner, and his eyes were clear after the storm, "Add a deep well roast goose."
Qi Ran didn't raise his head, but tilted his head to look up at Si Xiaonian from the bottom up. He was hooked by Si Xiaonian's smile and eyes, and took a while to answer: "Should I continue to play in the group arena for a week?" Three meals of roast goose, if you don't risk your life, you won't be able to support you."
Si Xiaonian smiled even bigger, and the hand on the chair got into the T-shirt from the waist level and grabbed a handful: "I still have to rehearse after dinner, do you want to go to self-study tonight?"
"Ok?"
"Rehearse with me, at night, I don't want to go back to the dormitory."
"what?!"
The seductive smile lingered on Si Xiaonian's face all the time. His relaxation at the moment was based on the scent he smelled from Qi Ran's shoulder and neck just now. I always have wild thoughts, and when I think about it, I can't help but start playing hooligans in my head.
Furthermore, it is destined to be "very lively" everywhere today, and the dormitory is the same, so why go back and be surrounded by crowds.
"...Oh, good! Then, go to dinner, hurry up! How long will the rehearsal be?" Qi Ran jumped from the bench to the ground, and turned around in a circle, excited as if it was inexplicable, and it seemed to have a long history.
The waiting birds are wilting!
at last!
what! ! ! !
Si Xiaonian sat upright, raised his head and deliberately mocked Qi Ran: "What's your expression?"
Qi Ran opened his eyes and said nonsense with perfect proficiency: "I want to eat, roast goose! Do you want to go? The roast goose that doesn't reach the mouth will fly away."
Si Xiaonian got up slowly, and seeing no one around from the corner of his eye, he poked Qi Ran's lower abdomen with his index finger and middle finger: "Brother Bird, it's revealed, your bird is not very obedient!"
Qi Ran immediately gave a bird expression of "Damn it, really?!", so shocked that he didn't dare to look at himself, first looked around, and then looked down at himself.
Where the hell is he disobedient!Isn't this a good sleep!
Si Xiaonian had already walked a few meters away, leaving Qi Ran alone to watch the birds.
The two went to Flower.coffee first, Si Xiaonian went to see Si Danian, and told Si Danian that there was a rehearsal at school tonight, so he couldn't come to see the store.
Si Danian is not like Gao Dongmei and Si Jin who dislike and do not understand Si Xiaonian's dancing. On the contrary, "dancing" is something that Si Xiaonian has done since the Xia Weishen and Jiao Lei incident. thing.
In order to have dinner before the rush hour, Qi Ran hailed a taxi, and planned to take a taxi back as well. It seemed that since Si Xiaonian said "I don't want to go back to the dormitory at night", he was in a hurry to do anything.
In the taxi, Si Xiaonian calculated his monthly expenses.
He and Si Danian grew up together, if you want to say that Si Jin and Gao Dongmei have nothing missing from their siblings, it must be pocket money.
Fortunately, he and Si Danian didn't turn into brats because of this.
And since Si Danian opened the shop, he will be given some pocket money every month.Si Xiaonian really couldn't figure out how much he could spend a month as a student who "couldn't afford to support", so he simply sent a message to Si Danian.
[Sister, have you calculated my monthly expenses? 】
[Well, why?It's not that you have no money, it's only the beginning of the month, and you have a girlfriend? 】
Si Xiaonian closed his eyes, thinking he was asking for trouble.
[I haven't paid, I haven't counted the monthly expenses, I'm curious. 】
【Lack of money, let’s say, Mom saved [-] in your card every year a few years ago. I haven’t asked this year. I still have some. If you want to use it, let Tang Ming transfer it to you. ] Tang Ming is Brother Ming.
After Si Xiaonian returned Si Danian's information, he did the math, [-] yuan including tuition fees, accommodation fees, communication fees... In the end, the average monthly expenses were less than [-] yuan.
Three thousand...can't afford it?
In other words, who raised a bird?
Si Xiaonian couldn't figure it out and ate more, the biggest part of the roast goose was dipped in sour plum sauce and almost all went into his stomach.
Qi Ran: "...Uh, can I add another half?"
Si Xiaonian: "No, we'll have it tomorrow."
Qi Ran: "..." Boyfriend can eat so much, will he get a big belly, will excess oil cause hair loss, acne breakouts, and finally... Ugh!
Will the sexy little inner pair become a seam once they get fat?Ah~~His little inner pair!His high nose!His little waist!
Qi Ran reached out and took the roast goose plate away: "From now on, I can only eat three times a week, one three five, or two four six, and after eating, I need to increase the amount of exercise." The shameful thought went wrong again, fuck!
Si Xiaonian took a sip of the sour plum sauce on his index finger: "Give it back to me!"
It's the first time Qi Ran sees Si Xiaonian so willful, so cute, he wants to push him down!
"No, I didn't eat a few yuan, the rest is mine, you eat the choy sum."
Si Xiaonian wrote "I'm so fucking upset!" all over his face, just staring at Qi Ran with a straight frown.
Qi Ran swallowed hopelessly: "Well, have you ever thought about it, this stuff is high in fat, do you still want your six-pack abs... Clang!"
Before Qi Ran finished speaking, Si Xiaonian's action of lifting the hem of his T-shirt scared the plate in his hand and dropped it on the table, so he quickly reached out and pulled Si Xiaonian's hem off.
"Are you in debt!" Qi Ran gritted his teeth and glared at Si Xiaonian.Originally, when the two of them entered the restaurant, several young girls stared at Si Xiaonian, and when they were looking for a seat, they purposely sat very close to their table.
"My soup!" Si Xiaonian hurriedly put the crooked plate straight, and the roast goose soup spilled out, "Can you stop being surprised?"
"Who?!"
"you."
"Who lifted the clothes?"
"I."
"So who was surprised?"
"you."
"..." Qi Ran was puzzled, "Can you try another one?"
Si Xiaonian grabbed the hem and tried to lift it again, this fake action was too fake, but Qi Ran had no brains at the moment, believed it was real, and pressed his hands on the hem of his T-shirt, he took the opportunity to pick up a goose leg and put it in his mouth.
Qi Ran: "..." This bit of cleverness was probably used to fool him.
Someone exclaimed in a low voice, and glanced around in a threatening manner.He removed the hand that was pressing on Si Xiaonian's lower abdomen. This action looked like a hooligan in the playback.
"Si Xiaonian, if you become a big belly, Mediterranean, elephant legs, greasy face, I don't want you!" As soon as the threatening words came out, Qi Ran trembled in fright.
After hearing this, Si Xiaonian gnawed at the meat and laughed: "SXNWAN, which treacherous bastard said that, at that time he was pierced by the boss's soul, right?"
Everywhere in life is a fucking pit!
Qi Ran was so annoyed, he went to pay the bill out of breath, and finally uttered a cruel word, and after he finished speaking, he scared himself enough.
The two took a taxi back to school and went straight to Chengshan University Gymnasium. The Campus Cultural Festival was held in the gymnasium. Since May, there have been rehearsals of programs promoted by clubs and various departments.
"I've booked a hotel near the club, Si Xiaonian, just wait to get cleaned up." Qi Ran muttered as he walked, and was upset all the way when he was teased at dinner.
"Okay." Si Xiaonian replied with a smile.
Qi Ran inexplicably felt hot in his ears, took a look at Si Xiaonian and quickly looked away.
"Go this way." Si Xiaonian gave Qi Ran a hand. They walked along the central axis of the campus, and there were many people. As soon as they entered from the west gate, they became a moving public viewing point.
"Huh?" Qi Ran raised his eyes, just in time to meet the curious eyes of the two couples walking towards him.
It was the first time he was annoyed by this kind of gaze, his expression was instantly cold, and he slammed it across the face.
A wave of people who had just come out of the gymnasium after rehearsal passed by them, as if they were queuing up to visit them. Some people glanced lightly, while others looked from head to toe unscrupulously.
If you don't give money for nothing, it's too much, buddy!
Qi Ran found that there were too many people "watching" them, and instead he lost his temper and couldn't stop staring at them. Moreover, he found that Si Xiaonian completely ignored these people, and the whole communication and eyes were only on him.
Very powerful.
On the bench by the river, the person who was sweating white because of his resistance and fear didn't seem to be Si Xiaonian.
It can only be said that during the years when he didn't know Si Xiaonian, this person had many sides that he didn't know.
For example, now, he, who is also unable to calm his heart, cannot completely ignore it.
Si Xiaonian went backstage to make preparations, while Qi Ran sat alone in the audience stands and waited.
Now he realized belatedly that after the farce in the afternoon, he did not think carefully and pushed him and Si Xiaonian to the top of the topic.
But the instigator did nothing.
The preparations are ready, and the music is released. It is the flaming and explosive "Shot Dance".
Si Xiaonian was the first to step onto the stage, holding a green chair defiantly and arrogantly, and the eight people behind him were Si Xiaonian's standard appearances all the time—the eight members of the men's team.
Behind nine people, hula la followed dozens of people.
Qi Ran stared at Si Xiaonian with both eyes, seeing that he was full of aura after taking the stage, and then sat on the green chair in the middle of the stage, as if he had changed into a different person.
Si Xiaonian had both arms resting on the back of the chair, his legs were wide open, one foot stood up on the chair leg, his head was tilted slightly, his eyes were half closed, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and his smile was light and conceited , with a haughty and dismissive expression, it was simply an expression of contempt for all living beings.
"Crack, click, when! Click, click, when!..."
The moment the gunshot rang out, Si Xiaonian and the other 42 people changed from a haughty look of contempt for ants and ants to a domineering and majestic gun-holding posture.Then make a series of standard and professional coherent actions such as loading the pistol, aiming, and shooting.
So handsome!The gangster is so angry!
No gun is better than gun.
43 people are in uniform.
The leading dancer is even more imposing and "overwhelms" everyone.
All subsequent actions revolve around a chair.
The nine members of Si Xiaonian's men's group were the only nine who left the chair. The nine members of the men's group circled the chair and performed a series of mechanical dance moves with a strong sense of rhythm. The nine returned to the front of the chair, with their right legs wildly step on the chair
The nine people have similar heights, and the lead dancer Xiaonian is slightly better in terms of leg length.
The lean waist is full of strength, and the sexiness is swayed in the wild, which makes the blood of those who watch it boil.
Qi Ran's legs became weak due to Si Xiaonian's handsome and explosive movements, and his mouth was dry. He glanced at Si Xiaonian's open crotch, and suddenly felt that his nasal cavity was so hot that it was dry.
"Shot Dance" is only 2 minutes of excerpted music, because this dance is the first half of a large dance of 120 people, and 77 people will be added in the second half, a total of 120 people, dancing "Dura".
The 43 people danced "Shot Dance" only once, and after that, Si Xiaonian corrected and pointed with a loudspeaker, repeated and analyzed the movements over and over again, and occasionally demonstrated a certain difficult movement.
The lights in the dormitory were turned off at 09 o'clock, and the rehearsal ended at 30:[-], and a group of boys went out humbling after finishing.
Qi Ran got down from the stands and went straight to Si Xiaonian who was putting away the loudspeaker.
Mo Ming and Dai Donglang were one step ahead of Qi Ran and arrived at Si Xiaonian's side.
Seeing these two people, Qi Ran thought to himself, this is destined to be a night to open a house!
The author has something to say: [One more]
[Second update] 24:00
Release it first, and explain to everyone later in the second update, why the update has been interrupted in the past two days, I am really sorry!
☆, Novice on the road
When Qi Ran saw Dai Donglang, his expression instantly became fierce. No matter how things developed to this point, Dai Donglang had a "credit" to him, and the credit was indisputable.The boy next to Dai Donglang, all remember that
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