Our cheerleading squad has a unique style
With only a few seconds left in Chapter 2, Fei Chao struggled to get up, and fell down again just as
The wild Si Xiaonian hooked his soul into the sky, and the fake panting on the phone could no longer satisfy him.
"Ku Tong!" Qi Ran was pushed down on the bed.
Si Xiaonian closed the curtains that had just been changed in the morning, stood on top of Qi Ran's head, lowered his head and kissed his chin, and then went down.
"You sound much better than panting on the phone."
Si Xiaonian's hoarse voice made Qi Ran's hair stand on end in an instant.
After 07:30, the two of them tossed for more than an hour, and the sky behind the curtains was already dark.The gasps in the room gradually subsided.
Qi Ran was still lying on his back on the bed in the same posture, still wandering in the long and lingering aftertaste. The constant sound of water coming from the bathroom made him even more restless. He had just sent away a wave of children and grandchildren. Wave is coming.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
"Rely on you, uncle!" Qi Ran was frightened by the sound that seemed to be about to break into the door, and all the charms ran away immediately.
"Who?" Si Xiaonian came out of the bathroom wearing a pair of boxers.
"Get dressed, someone is here." Qi Ran grabbed the T-shirt that Si Xiaonian threw to him and put it on, and asked Si Xiaonian to help put on the shorts.
After 10 minutes passed, Si Xiaonian went to open the door.
The door opened, and there was a double mattress lying flat on the floor at the door. On the mattress sat cross-legged Sun Dexing who was squinting at him and Sun Dexing who was tired and still breathing.
Sun Dexing raised his hand to say hello: "Hi~~"
Sitting on the mattress, Niu Ge looked up at Si Xiaonian and squinted his eyes: "Si Xiaonian, tell the truth, what are you two doing in the house?!"
Si Xiaonian looked back at Niuge as calmly as a chicken, and casually glanced at Sun Dexing, who was tired like a dog: "Kill the insects."
Sperm are bugs too, so there's nothing wrong with it!
Niu Ge obviously understood the facts hidden under Si Xiaonian's calm expression, his head dropped into his knees, and his thumbs stood straight in front of Si Xiaonian.
Qi Ran took the freshener and sprayed it everywhere in the room: "Can you get in? If you don't get in, get out of here!"
Niu Ge got up and carried the mattress into the room, and directly threw Sun Dexing on the mattress to the ground.
The "Ku Tom" mattress was thrown into the small living room, and Niu Ge pointed at Qi Ran's nose and scolded: "What a fucking wandering bird! I can see it now, you fucking forget you when you have a good life" Brother, I think how I taught you how to masturbate!"
Teach by hand!
The hairs on Si Xiao's back immediately stood up, and he turned his head to see everything.
"Dang!" Qi Ran dropped the air freshener on the floor.
Qi Ran: "Me!...You are so fucking young and out of thin air, who is so damn handicapped! Who will teach who!"
Sun Dexing, who watched the fun, just got up from the ground and smiled heartlessly while holding the door frame. He didn't forget to set Qi Ran up: "So, Brother Niao taught me to masturbate?"
It's not as simple as Qi Ran and Niu Ge's IQs being on the same level. They were offline at the critical moment: "Yes! I'll hold my hand... Fuck! Who the hell let you in?!"
When Qi Ran realized that this was a trap, he turned around and saw Sun Dexing, the evildoer who had held Si Xiaonian under his nose twice and failed to stop him, his eyes were bloodshot and rounded instantly.
"Get out! Get out! Where did you come from? If you got out of some goblin's nest, go back!" Qi Ran stood in front of the bed with one hand on his hip, and if it wasn't for his weak legs, he would have greeted him this morning.
Niu Ge spread out on the sofa and said: "I picked up this monster, gossip, talkative, talkative, whoever's corners and corners know all about this kid, what a waste of brain capacity, all the fuck Pretending to gossip."
Sun Dexing was not ashamed but proud: "Then look! Do you know that the basketball shorts of the two of you were auctioned in the gay group? Do you know who took the auction in the end? Do you want to know?"
For a moment, the three boys in the room were all dumbfounded!
The shorts were put up for auction in a gay group?
And this thing?
Still got photographed? ! !
Even the owners of Qiran and Niuge's shorts that were auctioned didn't know when they lost their basketball shorts, so how could they know which perverted thing was auctioned off!
Sun Dexing was not afraid of Qi Ran and Niu Ge's cold faces, on the contrary, he took time to gloat when he saw their faces struck by lightning.But when he looked up and saw Si Xiaonian looking at him with a cold face, he immediately broke out in white sweat.
At this moment, Si Xiaonian had the effect of shaved ice all over his body, and scum of ice fell down.
"Teacher, leader, it's not me! Really, there are pictures to prove it, leader, you have to believe me!"
"Come in!" Si Xiaonian's voice was deep and cold, "Who?"
"That's right, that person has graduated, so he should have left school by now." Sun Dexing made his idol speak tremblingly in fright. It can be seen that he is really afraid of Si Xiaonian, he is not afraid of Niu Ge, but he is really very afraid of Si Xiaonian years.
It's not a joke that idols are angry, what if they don't care about him if they are not careful.
"Damn it!" Qi Ran finally reacted and cursed, "Impossible! I didn't let go of my clothes in the basketball training hall! And... how is it possible! I'm forcing you to say something."
Niu Ge, a straight man, is relatively calm at the moment.
As a straight man, he still can't understand why a gay hides a man's clothes. It's even more impossible to know what kind of fatal temptation the smell or breath of a man who is attractive to gay is.And what kind of spiritual pleasure this special-smelling clothing can bring to the person who owns it.
So now the person who was as calm as a chicken was replaced by Niu Ge.
But Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran's faces were very ugly, Si Xiaonian felt disgusted when he thought about it, if someone took Qi Ran's shorts for lust | obscenity relieved...
He didn't even take the shorts of Qi Ran's basketball uniform, at most he only saw them from a distance.
It was clothes with a complete taste.
That kind of fatal temptation is a homosexual's obsessive desire for the rough, sexy, energetic and passionate hormonal breath of sports, fighting, and sweating men.
And he didn't want anyone other than himself to make such a desire for Ran.
Italian | Prostitution is not acceptable!
Si Xiaonian's mind was burnt, his mood was depressed and exuded bloodthirsty agitation.
Qi Ran noticed that Si Xiaonianqi's face was turning green, and he quickly denied it: "It must be a mistake! It can't be mine, what are you thinking? I don't even know how I lost my own things! Bad virtue!"
All the people in the room, even those who had just entered the door were inexplicably stunned by Qi Ran's shout of "stinky virtue".
"I'm calling you!" Qi Ran yelled at Sun Dexing again: "Ask you? What's your name?"
Only then did Sun Dexing know that he had such a nickname: "My name is Sun Dexing. I am virtuous and prosperous. I am not called stinky virtue!"
Qi Ran was furious: "Who the hell cares what your name is!"
He looked at Si Xiaonian with an inexplicable frown: "What's wrong? Why is he here?"
Sun Dexing, a gossip guy who doesn't want to see him, got together today.
Si Xiaonian took a deep breath: "Let's talk about it later."
"For a while, for a while! Right now! Talk about it for a while, you can eat or drink, what a shame!" Qi Ran yelled at Sun Dexing again.
Sun Dexing was already flipping through his phone, there were too many photos in the cloud album, tens of thousands of Banguonan, for some reason, he just glanced sideways and saw Dai Donglang's photo for a moment.
"You still have his photo." This is not a question, but an invisible statement.
Sun Dexing rolled his eyes to the ceiling, and deleted the only photo of Dai Donglang in front of an inexplicable face, and then searched for more than a minute before finding a screenshot of a gay group conversation a few months ago.
"It's this person, but it's not his real name." Handing the phone to Si Xiaonian, Sun Dexing looked puzzled again: "Don't you know it too?"
Inexplicably, they also joined Si Xiaonian to watch together. Five big heads were pierced on the screen of a mobile phone.
Niu Ge smiled when he saw his shorts: "These are not mine, these shorts have been worn by several buddies in the school basket, and whoever forgets to bring his clothes for training wears them. The nonsense has come true. This person is so evil! "
Si Xiaonian's expression didn't improve at all, and he raised his eyelids to see all of them: "Is it yours?"
Qi Ran looked aggrieved, with drooping eyelids and pitiful Gu Si Xiaonian: "Yes." It's really his fucking shorts!
Sun Dexing booed again: "Oh~~~Oh! Oh! Oops!"
Qi Ran raised his hand and blocked Sun Dexing who was booing him.
Inexplicable: "I also took a look at that time, if the shorts are yours, how did you get them out of the school basket?"
Niu Ge, the school basketball captain, was kicked by Qi Ran. Niu Ge pretended to be angry: "Made! What idiot cheated Grandpa!"
Qi Ran still looked at Si Xiaonian pitifully: "Shall we go grab it back?"
Si Xiaonian felt uncomfortable all over, and he didn't feel so awkward in the late stages of OCD.
Sun Dexing turned the page: "Look, Brother Niu's bid failed in the end." This means that he didn't catch the eyes of all the evildoers, "Brother Bird's price increased five times, and he bought it. No, I don't know who stole it. "
Niu Ge said with a smile: "I only heard that boys climbed the girls' dormitory building to steal underwear. I haven't heard of boys stealing boys' shorts. Really..." Halfway through the sentence, Niu Zhinan shut up, and the four on the opposite side The gay guy stared at him, it was so creepy.
"Sun Dexing, help me find this person." Si Xiaonian spoke again, his voice was a little hoarse, deep and low, sexy and dangerous.
Qi Ran's psychology is actually quite beautiful, while rolling his Adam's apple for nothing, Si Xiaonian's occasional possessiveness is dangerous, but it makes him proud and satisfies his other kind of possessive psychology.
But who is this grandson!
Do you cheat on your grandfather like this!
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☆、Bird's Nest ([-])
Before eight o'clock, 11 people came one after another.
There are three roommates in Si Xiaonian's dormitory, three roommates in Qiran's dormitory, plus Qiran's two high school classmates, Hongmao and grandma Huimao from the computer department, as well as Niu Ge, the deputy team, and Sun Dexing, a gossip.
Counting Boss Xiaonian and Qi Ran, there are 13 big boys crammed into a small house of more than [-] square meters.
The next three groups of people, after repeated reminders by Qi Ran, brought food very consciously and reluctantly—packaged dishes from the restaurant, all kinds of deli meat sauce, duck neck and chicken feet, two large portions of sesame seeds, Stir-fried seafood with skewers.The deputy team moved the hatchback beer by himself, and finally Sun Dexing bought back a case of dark beer.
The place is not big, the mattress that has not been disassembled is used as a cushion, and eight futons are added, which is just enough for 13 people to sit.The height of the sofa is higher than the mattress and the futon, and it takes up too much space. Qi Ran asks someone to carry the sofa directly outside the door. The coffee table is placed in the middle of the large room, and a group of people gather around to eat. If the space is small, there will be noise if one person speaks. The feeling of yelling, eating and drinking is not the main thing. Boys get together to play or brag. Straight men can talk about multiple girls.
The air conditioner was turned down to 18 degrees, and the room was still in full swing.
Holding a greasy bag, Qi Ran asked loudly, "Baked cold noodles? Who bought it? Where's the face?"
A group of people laughed loudly, they were so forced that people had to bring their own food when they came to the greenhouse.
Ji Rui hid behind the boss, knowing that Qi Ran was limping now and he would not be able to do anything to him, so he said with the courage of mung beans: "What's wrong with the roasted cold noodles! This is the roasted cold noodles of my aunt. Ten minutes, can you taste the garlic flavor?"
A group of boys started to laugh when there was something funny about it.
Sun Dexing bought it, grabbed the cold noodles and tasted it, his eyes lit up: "Yes, it's my aunt's cold noodles, that's the taste! That's right!"
Qi Ran smashed Ji Rui's half-bald head with a clam shell: "You wait for me to get better, I'll take one of your legs off."
Hong Mao was the first to drink too much, only one can of beer, and the whole person was stumbling around. Hearing Qi Ran say "what legs", he raised the wine and shouted boldly: "For your legs!"
The rest of them joined in the fun and made a fuss, and also raised wine, shouting their own.
"For Brother Bird's legs!"
"For Jerry's legs!"
"For Brother Bird's third leg!"
"For Brother Bird's sexual happiness!"
Qi Ran leaned on the table and laughed, looking at Si Xiaonian, Si Xiaonian was also laughing, neither of them knew what to do.
Si Xiaonian really had no choice but to find that he and Qi Ran were not talking to each other, and the group of people were refusing to drink, so he simply took the wine and slammed it on the coffee table, only to hear "Dang!".
Then a dozen "Dangdangdang..."
Qi Ran grinned straight after listening: "Fuck! The coffee table is broken!"
A group of people were having a good time, knocked their heads up and got a can, and threw it back, a box was already full of empty bottles.
Inexplicably looking down at the phone, Pai Si Xiaonian pointed out the window: "I'll go down for a while."
Si Xiaonian drinks better than Hongmao, but it's limited. He's already dizzy now, and when he nodded, he asked, "Where are you going?"
"Go downstairs to get something, come up immediately." Inexplicably got up and went out.
Si Xiaonian pondered for a while with his remaining sobriety, got up and walked to the window, Sun Dexing, a gossip, had never left his idol, Si Xiaonian, most of the night.
"What's wrong with the priest?"
"It's okay, you eat yours."
"The god of learning is gone? Is the god of learning not looking forward to seeing me? I'm sure I'm not mistaken. He looks at me with a gun in his eyes."
Si Xiaonian lay by the window and looked down. The figure walking from the gate of the community was very familiar. Sun Dexing was lying beside him. He turned his head and asked, "Have you dated Dai Donglang?"
Sun Dexing responded very readily: "I talked about it, how do you know the leader?"
Si Xiaonian lowered his eyes and saw inexplicably walking towards the familiar figure in the canopy in front of the unit.
"How long have you been talking?"
"It's been more than two months. This man is too crazy. I've never seen anyone like him."
Si Xiaonian had already confirmed who the person downstairs was, and turned to Sun Dexing, "Why are you so nervous?"
Sun Dexing had never talked so much with Si Xiaonian, and when he was excited, he couldn't hold back his mouth and said: "You are not allowed to hold hands, you are not allowed to kiss, let alone, cough, have sex in bed, do you think you are nervous? He personally agreed to date! I really don’t understand if he is teasing me, and he has to be on call, even if I am on call, I can bear it, but he has a lot of people, and when the occasion is big, he will let me go up Come on, it was at that time that I felt a little bit like his boyfriend, and the rest of the time we were no different from classmates in the same department, at most we usually meet more frequently..."
Si Xiaonian's thoughts had already flown away.Staring at the box-like object that Dai Donglang inexplicably took downstairs, the distance between the two of them standing face to face has reached an ambiguous distance, seemingly close but not far away.
"Thinking about it at the beginning, it would be better to continue chasing the student god..."
"Who are you chasing?" Si Xiaonian thought he had heard wrong.
"Chasing him." Sun Dexing stuttered, pointing his finger on the glass, pointing to the inexplicable downstairs.
"Have you chased inexplicably?" Si Xiaonian was about to be confused by Sun Dexing, "Is there any gay in Chengshan University that you haven't chased?"
Sun Dexing waved his hand unhappily: "I'm very picky, okay, I chase you because you are my idol, because you have good looks and a good figure, you are a top dancer, and the law school is also famous. I chase you inexplicably because you have a good reputation as a god of learning Come on, god of learning! What an amazing person! You can quickly become a master if you inhale spiritual energy close to you... Even Dai Donglang will be behind you two..."
Si Xiaonian frowned, interrupted and asked: "So you chased first for no reason?"
"That's right! I found out that he joined the group a few years ago. Few people knew that Xueshen was in the group. I chatted with him privately and confessed to him. The gay honeys I knew all went to confess. Later, I went to the confession wall in the school. I left a message... Master, guess what happened next?"
Si Xiaonian thought, what else can he do, he must have replied to Sun Dexing inexplicably and politely, otherwise how could Sun Dexing become Dai Donglang's boyfriend.
Sun Dexing is a troublemaker.
Sun Dexing didn't wait for Si Xiaonian to say, and said on his own: "The god of learning is the god of learning. I posted my last semester report card on the confession wall, and left a sentence of 'study hard and make progress every day'. Damn! Knowing how long I have been laughed at, no one actually knows, I am very happy in my heart, at that time I was still yelling in the group that I would confess to Xue Shen in public when I got the scholarship...but then..."
Later... Si Xiaonian probably guessed what happened afterwards.
The two people downstairs chatted for less than 5 minutes, then inexplicably turned around and entered the unit door. Behind him, Dai Donglang lit a cigarette and stood there looking in the direction of the unit door.
"Later, was Dai Donglang the one who teased you first?" Si Xiaonian asked while staring at the flickering sparks downstairs.
"Eh? How do you know, you are a god!" Sun Dexing started to stare at Si Xiaonian sideways with his eyes shining again.
"Whoosh~~~~ Whoops!"
Sun Dexing was hit on the back of the head by an empty wine can, and turned his head to meet Qi Ran's big eyes.
Qi Ran pointed at his own eyes with his index finger, and then at Sun Dexing's eyes.
It means "Look at you again!"
Sun Dexing pouted and scolded: "What a sting! Waste of resources!" Rubbing the back of his head and looking downstairs, after leaving inexplicably, the figure downstairs became clear, "It's Dai Donglang, Xueshen went down to find him just now?"
Si Xiaonian was so dizzy that he closed his eyes.
Sun Dexing didn't say enough, and continued to gossip: "Master, do you know which type Xueshen likes?"
Si Xiaonian closed his eyes and didn't answer, thinking you should shut up!
"You kind."
Si Xiaonian turned a quarter of his face to Sun Dexing, squinted at him, raised his eyebrows, handsome and evil: "You know too much, don't you?"
"Hey! Brother Bird will abolish me," Sun Dexing chuckled, not showing any fear at all, "When the semester just started, I don't know who made a boring 'Chengshan University most sleepy' in the group. Men' votes, the leader, you need to know how many punks you are being raped every day, but you are at the top of the 'Chengshan University's most sleepy man' list, and! And ah! Xueshen also voted."
Even if Si Xiaonian was half-drunk, he didn't guess what he was saying, so he said why Dai Donglang came out of nowhere?That's what happened!
"Drunk?" Suddenly appeared behind the two of them for no reason, and put the iron cage in his hand on the bed.
Si Xiaonian turned around and leaned against the window sill, and flicked the glass back: "I haven't left yet."
Sun Dexing also deliberately imitated Si Xiaonian's casual and handsome movements, and said after flicking the glass, "Well, I'm still smoking there."
Inexplicably, he lowered his head to look at the iron cage on the bed, but did not look out the window.
The three of them looked at a litter of mice who didn't know whether they were hamsters or mice, climbing up and down in the cage, planing wood chips, and playing with rollers.
"The little white mouse you sent?" Si Xiaonian asked.
Inexplicably, a faint smile tugged from the corner of his mouth: "This litter is hamsters, little white mice... I don't know, they must have been eaten by cats."
Sun Dexing gritted his teeth and rubbed his arms: "How can a cat eat a mouse now? Let a cat catch a mouse and get high blood pressure."
Inexplicably raised his eyelids to look at Sun Dexing, and gave Sun Dexing a shock.
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【small theater】
Brother Bird (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Sun Dexing, you monster, don't look at my boy ticket!"
Sun Dexing picked his nose: "You're lame, you can't satisfy the leader, let go."
Brother Bird (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Go to NMD and I'm lame! I'm lame and it's a big attack!"
Sun Dexing picked his nose: "You're lame, you can't satisfy the leader, let go."
Brother Bird (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Chick! Chick! Chick!!"
The red light was shining brightly, and everyone was shocked. They all looked at the fried-haired real bird on the coffee table: "Brother Bird, why did you transform?!"
Leader →_→: "He made a repeater angry."
Sun Dexing picked his nose: "You're lame, you can't satisfy the leader, let go."
Everyone: "..."
Brother Bird (⊙o⊙): "...嘤~"
☆, bird's nest ([-])
Sun Dexing bumped Si Xiaonian with his elbow, and said quietly, "Look, I'm right, Xueshen doesn't like my type."
Inexplicably, he gave Sun Dexing a glance, lowered his eyelids, pretended not to hear what Sun Dexing said, and continued to tease the hamster.
After Sun Dexing left in a daze, Si Xiaonian asked inexplicably: "Sun Dexing chased you?"
Inexplicably raised his head with a face of inexplicable inexplicable: "Huh?!"
Si Xiaonian repeated: "Sun Dexing chased after you."
Inexplicably surprised: "When?"
Si Xiaonian raised his hand and knocked on the glass again: "Before they fell in love."
Inexplicably, it was a standard sword eyebrow, with a slight frown between the brows, and when the brows stood upright, the whole person's aura immediately became sharp.
Obviously he didn't like to hear that Dai Donglang and Sun Dexing were in love, but it was different when Si Xiaonian said it. Dong Lang, he didn't even know about Sun Dexing.
Si Xiaonian saw that inexplicable really didn't know, and added: "Before Dai Donglang and Sun Dexing were together, that is, when you first joined the gay group, do you remember what time it was?"
The student has a good memory: "One week before the winter vacation last year."
Si Xiaonian: "During that time, many people in the group confessed to you?"
Inexplicably: "Yes. But with Sun Dexing...is he among them?"
Si Xiaonian: "Yes, and after that, Sun Dexing confessed to you on the confession wall. You sent back a report card from last semester, and a sentence of 'study hard and make progress every day'."
Inexplicably, he vaguely knew what was going on: "You mean... after this, Dai Donglang and Sun Dexing fell in love?"
Si Xiaonian shook his head and smiled cunningly, half of his face was printed on the glass, which was really pretty.
Inexplicably looking down at the hamster again, he was silent for a long time.
Si Xiaonian planned to cure the inexplicable brain blockage all at once, and asked again: "At the beginning of this semester, there was a vote for 'the most sleepy man in Chengshan University' in your group, and you voted for me." The last sentence It's not a question, what he said has no psychological burden, he and Mo Ming are very open-minded now.
Inexplicably, he took his finger out of the hamster's mouth, smiled and said, "The truth is, I really wanted to sleep with you at that time. If you hadn't exposed yourself, I guess I would have always regarded you as straight. It's so deep to hide!"
Si Xiaonian also smiled: "Do you know when Dai Donglang started following me?"
The inexplicable smile gradually disappeared, and he sipped the two corners of his mouth, and his eyes became sharp again: "These are just your guesses, it's purely a coincidence, isn't it?"
Si Xiaonian clasped one arm and tapped on the window sill with the other hand: "It just happened to be said once, so it's deliberate if it's too much." In fact, he was almost sure that these things were done deliberately by someone.
It all depends on how to interpret it inexplicably.
"Thank you!" Inexplicably stretched out his fist and touched Si Xiaonian's shoulder.
"Don't spoil him." Si Xiaonian seldom fanned the flames.
Inexplicably, he smiled again, picked up a litter of hamsters and handed them to his eyes, his eyes swept over the knocked-down hamsters, passed through the iron cage, and finally landed on the landscape belt in the community outside the window.
Si Xiaonian turned his head and glanced out the window: "It's still there."
Turning around inexplicably, Si Xiaonian thought he was going to leave, but who knew that he sat back on the coffee table inexplicably, Sun Dexing bought a 500ml can of dark beer, inexplicably grabbed three cans with one hand and put them in front of him, pulled the pull ring and followed the person next to him Touched it and it was done.
Qi Ran pressed the boss's shoulders to get up, Si Xiaonian took a few steps forward and grabbed his elbow.
Qi Ran leaned on Si Xiaonian: "Damn gossip, two eyeballs stuck to your face overnight!"
Si Xiaonian didn't put out the fire, but turned it on: "Niuge brought it, you single out Niuge."
Qi Ran pinched Si Xiaonian's face: "If you drink too much, you'll also gain courage." As a result, he just finished pinching Si Xiaonian's face when he got slapped on his ass.
Si Xiaonian withdrew his hand and said, "Don't eat spicy food, don't forget that the chrysanthemum is still alive."
Qi Ran twisted Si Xiaonian's waist: "While I am disabled, hurry up and dance for two days, and wait for me to recover..."
Si Xiaonian turned his head to meet Ran's ear, interrupted him and asked, "When you recover, I'll just be the one to be punished, right? Brother Bird, be accommodating."
Qi Ran made Si Xiaonian drunk and dazed, his whole body numb, accompanied by a slightly sticky "Bird Brother" in a low voice, eat it, oh my god!foul!foul!
Qi Ran was so dizzy, he drew a spiral circle in front of his eyes, his arms wrapped around Si Xiaonian's neck, and their foreheads were touching their foreheads.
"Call again." Qi Ran's words at this moment were light and floating.
"Brother Bird." Si Xiaonian's eyes were half-closed, the figures on the glass were in pairs, the background was lively, and there were thousands of lights around the two heads next to each other.
Si Xiaonian suddenly felt that those hidden panics and fears that did not know when they would erupt were insignificant compared to the tender happiness at this moment.
"Mmm." Qi Ran raised his voice at the end, with a smile on his face.
After a pause, Si Xiaonian said, "Praise me."
Qi Ran suddenly started singing: "You are the best, the most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most proud, let's bloom to your heart's content! You are the strongest, the best, the brightest, the most radiant, my heart needs you to coax it..."
Si Xiaonian closed his eyes and raised his head to laugh, and he didn't stop singing in unison, and the group behind him had already started singing along, singing in unison, a room full of sunshine and rainbow little white horses.
Before the lights were turned off in the dormitory building, a group of people hurriedly carried out the packed garbage, empty beer cans, and packing cardboard boxes for mattresses.
The sofa and coffee table were carried back to their original positions. The smell of alcohol in the room was too strong. Si Xiaonian turned off the air conditioner and opened the windows to let the smell in. A group of people downstairs were walking out...the person walking beside him was Dai Donglang.
Qi Ran stood by the bed and lost his temper with the shaky sheets: "I'll fuck it!...Damn!...Oops, I'm going!...Da|Your uncle..."
Si Xiaonian couldn't take it anymore, and threw him on the sofa: "Stay there, shut up and don't talk!"
Until the sheets were laid, Qi Ran remained obedient and didn't speak. Si Xiaonian looked back and found that he had fallen asleep.
Si Xiaonian stripped off Qi Ran's clothes, and carried someone to take a bath. He himself was dizzy, and he could barely give it a shower.
Qi Ran sat on a small bench in the glass shower room, with fixed legs outside the shower room, and was covered in foam by Si Xiaonian. Si Xiaonian thought it was troublesome to wash them one by one, so he washed them all by himself.
Qi Ran leaned against the glass wall with his eyes closed and muttered: "I have to take a bath anyway, why don't I masturbate before washing."
Si Xiaonian kicked his ass: "You don't need to do it, you will talk all the bullshit."
Qi Ran giggled: "Didn't I play Xiao Shou Shou recently? Aren't Xiao Shou Shou usually assigned a decathlon general attack? Master general attack?"
Si Xiaonian looked down at the bird that was submerged in a pile of foam: "Come on! Finish washing the bird."
Qi Ran was just teasing, back on the bed, half-asleep after touching the pillow, and by the time Si Xiaonian changed his clothes and went to bed, he had exhausted all his willpower not to let himself fall asleep.
Si Xiaonian went to bed after changing his clothes and saw Qi Ran's sleepy eye was half-opened, and the other eye could not be opened, so he teased him, "Turn over, kneel down."
Qi Ran snorted: "You are really willing."
Si Xiaonian lay on his side side by side, propped his head with one hand and said with a smile, "I don't want to, but I want to hear the birdsong, and I can't fall asleep without it."
Qi Ran was very upbeat, rolled half a circle, and found Si Xiaonian's ears with his lips, and a series of provocative moans and pants came when he got closer.
After Si Xiaonian heard it, his whole body was itchy and numb, and he beat the bed uncomfortably.
Qi Ran was very proud after humming: "Haha, hold on!"
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☆, fake boyfriend ([-])
It was agreed to go to Dacheng Mountain to see Xia Weishen this week, but Si Xiaonian was going to take the judicial examination at the end of the month, and it was too difficult for Qi Ran to walk with his right leg fixed. After discussing it, the two decided to wait until the weekend when Si Xiaonian finished the exam. .
During this time, Si Xiaonian rides the little yellow motorcycle to send Qiran to the medical school every day, and then goes to class. At noon, when he is free, he will ride the little yellow motorcycle to take Qiran to lunch. If he is not free, he will ask the boss and the three One takes care of Qiran, and the class time is different in the evening, either Qiran waits for Si Xiaonian, or Si Xiaonian waits for Qiran.
Then the two returned to the bird's nest together.
Inexplicable would go to Si Xiaonian for self-study almost every night, because the judicial examination documents that Si Xiaonian had given back to Dai Donglang before ended up in Moming's hands.Inexplicably, he copied a lot of copies and sent them to candidates at the same level. Dai Donglang's friend who opened the training class almost called Chengshan University.
Because of this matter, Qi Ran stayed in the empty room until ten o'clock every day with his fixed legs, like an unfavorable concubine, stretching his neck and waiting for Si Xiaonian to come back to pamper him, this bird.
But Si Xiaonian was exhausted every day when he came back. After his brains were drained, he would at most try to solve it manually once.
Qi Ran was symbolically masturbated the day before the exam.
"Si Xiaonian! After the exam the day after tomorrow, if you continue to perfunctory me like this, don't even think about it in the future!" The bird who turned his face when he put on his pants rolled off the bed angrily.
Si Xiaonian stood up in a push-up position, stretched his head and looked at Qi Ran with a smile: "Tsk! Isn't it just that the speed is not enough? After the exam, it's the day, who wants to masturbate."
Qi Ran rubbed his chest that hurt from being bitten: "Why don't you just bite it off!"
Si Xiaonian also stretched out his hand to rub: "Who is so cool?"
Qi Ran grabbed Si Xiaonian's finger and took a bite, tasted his own taste, and slammed down on the bed, "Bah, bah, bah, bah..."
"You didn't wipe it clean." Qi Ran grabbed Si Xiaonian's hand and smacked it under Si Xiaonian's nose for him to smell it.
Si Xiaonian simply wiped it twice just now, and now all he smells at the tip of his nose is Qi Ran, so he moved his finger down and licked it directly.
Qi Ran: "..." His face was congested with blood, and his whole face was hot. "What are you doing?!"
"Taste it." Si Xiaonian lay back on the bed, closed his eyes and smiled, the tip of his tongue was astringent, and the strong taste echoed in his nasal cavity.
Qi Ran was really about to be picked up to death. He raised his leg to pick up someone, but he couldn't lift it up twice. His right leg was too heavy, and his left leg was under pressure and he couldn't use his strength.
"Help me!" The bird, unable to lift its legs, was furious!
Si Xiaonian narrowed his eyes to see that Qi Ran was about to catch fire, and stretched out his hand to lift his right leg to ride on him: "I can't kneel...ah~~~~~"
Qi Ran gnawed anxiously, bit his teeth, slapped the bird's claws indiscriminately, and the leg was hit and fixed, which delayed him so much!
Classes are held on Saturdays, and the junior year exams are held.Ever since Si Xiaonian left in the morning, Qi Ran has been checking his phone unconsciously.
Boss: "Looking at you like this, those who don't know think your son is taking the college entrance examination."
Ji Rui asked seriously: "Brother Bird is a sophomore, and his son is taking the college entrance examination?"
The boss kicked Ji Rui.
Lu Lu stroked his chin and said, "That's his daughter-in-law's college entrance examination."
Qi Ran turned a deaf ear and didn't want to be more stupid than a group of single dogs. He obviously had pre-bridal syndrome, so he panicked.
Last night, Si Xiaonian said that after the exam, he had to ask for a sun bird. This is the second time! The second time!
Si Xiaonian and Mo Ming took the exam for two days feeling good about themselves, while Qi Ran passed the exam for two days in panic and joy.
It was already noon when he left the examination room, and he had to go home for no reason. Si Xiaonian was going to the medical school to pick up Qi Ran.When he was about to arrive at the medical school, Si Danian called.
Si Danian: "Have you finished the exam?"
Si Xiaonian looked up and saw the teaching building of the medical school, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Well, the exam is over, you have a prenatal check-up today?"
Si Danian said with a smile: "There are pictures of the baby, come and take a look, wait for you to eat, come here."
It was only a hundred meters away from the medical school, Si Xiaonian stopped, his tone was full of joy of sharing, and he said "come here" twice in a row.The pregnancy was still kept from Si Jin and Gao Dongmei, and he became Si Danian's only relative who could share his joy.
"Okay, I'll be there right away." Si Xiaonian hung up the phone and called Qi Ran again.
The phone rang once, and Qi Ran couldn't wait to answer it, and Qi Ran also said in a hurry: "The exam is over?"
"Well, I'll go to my sister's place first, you can have lunch with the boss, and I'll pick you up after dinner." Si Xiaonian turned around and walked towards the west gate. He didn't ride Xiaohuang because of the exam today.
"Oh~" Qi Ran's voice was a little low, and then he raised his voice and said, "The three of them want coffee and bring me kiwi juice."
"Okay, wait for me." After Si Xiaonian finished speaking, he heard Ji Rui and Lu Lu booing over there, so he quickly hung up the phone.
I scanned a shared bicycle and rode along the central axis of the campus from the east gate to the west gate. It took more than 20 minutes, and it was already past twelve o'clock when I arrived at the store.
"Why didn't you ride the little motorcycle? It's so hot, you need to oil it when you ride the bike." Brother Ming joked with Si Xiaonian in a good mood.
Si Danian's stomach is already slightly swollen, and the loose T-shirt will be able to cover the slightly swollen belly.She slapped Brother Ming on the back: "He doesn't get tanned, but if he gets too tanned, his skin will peel off and become red. Eat first and warm it in the coffee machine."
Si Xiaonian put down his bag, washed his face, and first asked Si Danian for a photo: "Is it a color ultrasound?"
Brother Ming became excited when he heard this, in his thirties
"Ku Tong!" Qi Ran was pushed down on the bed.
Si Xiaonian closed the curtains that had just been changed in the morning, stood on top of Qi Ran's head, lowered his head and kissed his chin, and then went down.
"You sound much better than panting on the phone."
Si Xiaonian's hoarse voice made Qi Ran's hair stand on end in an instant.
After 07:30, the two of them tossed for more than an hour, and the sky behind the curtains was already dark.The gasps in the room gradually subsided.
Qi Ran was still lying on his back on the bed in the same posture, still wandering in the long and lingering aftertaste. The constant sound of water coming from the bathroom made him even more restless. He had just sent away a wave of children and grandchildren. Wave is coming.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
"Rely on you, uncle!" Qi Ran was frightened by the sound that seemed to be about to break into the door, and all the charms ran away immediately.
"Who?" Si Xiaonian came out of the bathroom wearing a pair of boxers.
"Get dressed, someone is here." Qi Ran grabbed the T-shirt that Si Xiaonian threw to him and put it on, and asked Si Xiaonian to help put on the shorts.
After 10 minutes passed, Si Xiaonian went to open the door.
The door opened, and there was a double mattress lying flat on the floor at the door. On the mattress sat cross-legged Sun Dexing who was squinting at him and Sun Dexing who was tired and still breathing.
Sun Dexing raised his hand to say hello: "Hi~~"
Sitting on the mattress, Niu Ge looked up at Si Xiaonian and squinted his eyes: "Si Xiaonian, tell the truth, what are you two doing in the house?!"
Si Xiaonian looked back at Niuge as calmly as a chicken, and casually glanced at Sun Dexing, who was tired like a dog: "Kill the insects."
Sperm are bugs too, so there's nothing wrong with it!
Niu Ge obviously understood the facts hidden under Si Xiaonian's calm expression, his head dropped into his knees, and his thumbs stood straight in front of Si Xiaonian.
Qi Ran took the freshener and sprayed it everywhere in the room: "Can you get in? If you don't get in, get out of here!"
Niu Ge got up and carried the mattress into the room, and directly threw Sun Dexing on the mattress to the ground.
The "Ku Tom" mattress was thrown into the small living room, and Niu Ge pointed at Qi Ran's nose and scolded: "What a fucking wandering bird! I can see it now, you fucking forget you when you have a good life" Brother, I think how I taught you how to masturbate!"
Teach by hand!
The hairs on Si Xiao's back immediately stood up, and he turned his head to see everything.
"Dang!" Qi Ran dropped the air freshener on the floor.
Qi Ran: "Me!...You are so fucking young and out of thin air, who is so damn handicapped! Who will teach who!"
Sun Dexing, who watched the fun, just got up from the ground and smiled heartlessly while holding the door frame. He didn't forget to set Qi Ran up: "So, Brother Niao taught me to masturbate?"
It's not as simple as Qi Ran and Niu Ge's IQs being on the same level. They were offline at the critical moment: "Yes! I'll hold my hand... Fuck! Who the hell let you in?!"
When Qi Ran realized that this was a trap, he turned around and saw Sun Dexing, the evildoer who had held Si Xiaonian under his nose twice and failed to stop him, his eyes were bloodshot and rounded instantly.
"Get out! Get out! Where did you come from? If you got out of some goblin's nest, go back!" Qi Ran stood in front of the bed with one hand on his hip, and if it wasn't for his weak legs, he would have greeted him this morning.
Niu Ge spread out on the sofa and said: "I picked up this monster, gossip, talkative, talkative, whoever's corners and corners know all about this kid, what a waste of brain capacity, all the fuck Pretending to gossip."
Sun Dexing was not ashamed but proud: "Then look! Do you know that the basketball shorts of the two of you were auctioned in the gay group? Do you know who took the auction in the end? Do you want to know?"
For a moment, the three boys in the room were all dumbfounded!
The shorts were put up for auction in a gay group?
And this thing?
Still got photographed? ! !
Even the owners of Qiran and Niuge's shorts that were auctioned didn't know when they lost their basketball shorts, so how could they know which perverted thing was auctioned off!
Sun Dexing was not afraid of Qi Ran and Niu Ge's cold faces, on the contrary, he took time to gloat when he saw their faces struck by lightning.But when he looked up and saw Si Xiaonian looking at him with a cold face, he immediately broke out in white sweat.
At this moment, Si Xiaonian had the effect of shaved ice all over his body, and scum of ice fell down.
"Teacher, leader, it's not me! Really, there are pictures to prove it, leader, you have to believe me!"
"Come in!" Si Xiaonian's voice was deep and cold, "Who?"
"That's right, that person has graduated, so he should have left school by now." Sun Dexing made his idol speak tremblingly in fright. It can be seen that he is really afraid of Si Xiaonian, he is not afraid of Niu Ge, but he is really very afraid of Si Xiaonian years.
It's not a joke that idols are angry, what if they don't care about him if they are not careful.
"Damn it!" Qi Ran finally reacted and cursed, "Impossible! I didn't let go of my clothes in the basketball training hall! And... how is it possible! I'm forcing you to say something."
Niu Ge, a straight man, is relatively calm at the moment.
As a straight man, he still can't understand why a gay hides a man's clothes. It's even more impossible to know what kind of fatal temptation the smell or breath of a man who is attractive to gay is.And what kind of spiritual pleasure this special-smelling clothing can bring to the person who owns it.
So now the person who was as calm as a chicken was replaced by Niu Ge.
But Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran's faces were very ugly, Si Xiaonian felt disgusted when he thought about it, if someone took Qi Ran's shorts for lust | obscenity relieved...
He didn't even take the shorts of Qi Ran's basketball uniform, at most he only saw them from a distance.
It was clothes with a complete taste.
That kind of fatal temptation is a homosexual's obsessive desire for the rough, sexy, energetic and passionate hormonal breath of sports, fighting, and sweating men.
And he didn't want anyone other than himself to make such a desire for Ran.
Italian | Prostitution is not acceptable!
Si Xiaonian's mind was burnt, his mood was depressed and exuded bloodthirsty agitation.
Qi Ran noticed that Si Xiaonianqi's face was turning green, and he quickly denied it: "It must be a mistake! It can't be mine, what are you thinking? I don't even know how I lost my own things! Bad virtue!"
All the people in the room, even those who had just entered the door were inexplicably stunned by Qi Ran's shout of "stinky virtue".
"I'm calling you!" Qi Ran yelled at Sun Dexing again: "Ask you? What's your name?"
Only then did Sun Dexing know that he had such a nickname: "My name is Sun Dexing. I am virtuous and prosperous. I am not called stinky virtue!"
Qi Ran was furious: "Who the hell cares what your name is!"
He looked at Si Xiaonian with an inexplicable frown: "What's wrong? Why is he here?"
Sun Dexing, a gossip guy who doesn't want to see him, got together today.
Si Xiaonian took a deep breath: "Let's talk about it later."
"For a while, for a while! Right now! Talk about it for a while, you can eat or drink, what a shame!" Qi Ran yelled at Sun Dexing again.
Sun Dexing was already flipping through his phone, there were too many photos in the cloud album, tens of thousands of Banguonan, for some reason, he just glanced sideways and saw Dai Donglang's photo for a moment.
"You still have his photo." This is not a question, but an invisible statement.
Sun Dexing rolled his eyes to the ceiling, and deleted the only photo of Dai Donglang in front of an inexplicable face, and then searched for more than a minute before finding a screenshot of a gay group conversation a few months ago.
"It's this person, but it's not his real name." Handing the phone to Si Xiaonian, Sun Dexing looked puzzled again: "Don't you know it too?"
Inexplicably, they also joined Si Xiaonian to watch together. Five big heads were pierced on the screen of a mobile phone.
Niu Ge smiled when he saw his shorts: "These are not mine, these shorts have been worn by several buddies in the school basket, and whoever forgets to bring his clothes for training wears them. The nonsense has come true. This person is so evil! "
Si Xiaonian's expression didn't improve at all, and he raised his eyelids to see all of them: "Is it yours?"
Qi Ran looked aggrieved, with drooping eyelids and pitiful Gu Si Xiaonian: "Yes." It's really his fucking shorts!
Sun Dexing booed again: "Oh~~~Oh! Oh! Oops!"
Qi Ran raised his hand and blocked Sun Dexing who was booing him.
Inexplicable: "I also took a look at that time, if the shorts are yours, how did you get them out of the school basket?"
Niu Ge, the school basketball captain, was kicked by Qi Ran. Niu Ge pretended to be angry: "Made! What idiot cheated Grandpa!"
Qi Ran still looked at Si Xiaonian pitifully: "Shall we go grab it back?"
Si Xiaonian felt uncomfortable all over, and he didn't feel so awkward in the late stages of OCD.
Sun Dexing turned the page: "Look, Brother Niu's bid failed in the end." This means that he didn't catch the eyes of all the evildoers, "Brother Bird's price increased five times, and he bought it. No, I don't know who stole it. "
Niu Ge said with a smile: "I only heard that boys climbed the girls' dormitory building to steal underwear. I haven't heard of boys stealing boys' shorts. Really..." Halfway through the sentence, Niu Zhinan shut up, and the four on the opposite side The gay guy stared at him, it was so creepy.
"Sun Dexing, help me find this person." Si Xiaonian spoke again, his voice was a little hoarse, deep and low, sexy and dangerous.
Qi Ran's psychology is actually quite beautiful, while rolling his Adam's apple for nothing, Si Xiaonian's occasional possessiveness is dangerous, but it makes him proud and satisfies his other kind of possessive psychology.
But who is this grandson!
Do you cheat on your grandfather like this!
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☆、Bird's Nest ([-])
Before eight o'clock, 11 people came one after another.
There are three roommates in Si Xiaonian's dormitory, three roommates in Qiran's dormitory, plus Qiran's two high school classmates, Hongmao and grandma Huimao from the computer department, as well as Niu Ge, the deputy team, and Sun Dexing, a gossip.
Counting Boss Xiaonian and Qi Ran, there are 13 big boys crammed into a small house of more than [-] square meters.
The next three groups of people, after repeated reminders by Qi Ran, brought food very consciously and reluctantly—packaged dishes from the restaurant, all kinds of deli meat sauce, duck neck and chicken feet, two large portions of sesame seeds, Stir-fried seafood with skewers.The deputy team moved the hatchback beer by himself, and finally Sun Dexing bought back a case of dark beer.
The place is not big, the mattress that has not been disassembled is used as a cushion, and eight futons are added, which is just enough for 13 people to sit.The height of the sofa is higher than the mattress and the futon, and it takes up too much space. Qi Ran asks someone to carry the sofa directly outside the door. The coffee table is placed in the middle of the large room, and a group of people gather around to eat. If the space is small, there will be noise if one person speaks. The feeling of yelling, eating and drinking is not the main thing. Boys get together to play or brag. Straight men can talk about multiple girls.
The air conditioner was turned down to 18 degrees, and the room was still in full swing.
Holding a greasy bag, Qi Ran asked loudly, "Baked cold noodles? Who bought it? Where's the face?"
A group of people laughed loudly, they were so forced that people had to bring their own food when they came to the greenhouse.
Ji Rui hid behind the boss, knowing that Qi Ran was limping now and he would not be able to do anything to him, so he said with the courage of mung beans: "What's wrong with the roasted cold noodles! This is the roasted cold noodles of my aunt. Ten minutes, can you taste the garlic flavor?"
A group of boys started to laugh when there was something funny about it.
Sun Dexing bought it, grabbed the cold noodles and tasted it, his eyes lit up: "Yes, it's my aunt's cold noodles, that's the taste! That's right!"
Qi Ran smashed Ji Rui's half-bald head with a clam shell: "You wait for me to get better, I'll take one of your legs off."
Hong Mao was the first to drink too much, only one can of beer, and the whole person was stumbling around. Hearing Qi Ran say "what legs", he raised the wine and shouted boldly: "For your legs!"
The rest of them joined in the fun and made a fuss, and also raised wine, shouting their own.
"For Brother Bird's legs!"
"For Jerry's legs!"
"For Brother Bird's third leg!"
"For Brother Bird's sexual happiness!"
Qi Ran leaned on the table and laughed, looking at Si Xiaonian, Si Xiaonian was also laughing, neither of them knew what to do.
Si Xiaonian really had no choice but to find that he and Qi Ran were not talking to each other, and the group of people were refusing to drink, so he simply took the wine and slammed it on the coffee table, only to hear "Dang!".
Then a dozen "Dangdangdang..."
Qi Ran grinned straight after listening: "Fuck! The coffee table is broken!"
A group of people were having a good time, knocked their heads up and got a can, and threw it back, a box was already full of empty bottles.
Inexplicably looking down at the phone, Pai Si Xiaonian pointed out the window: "I'll go down for a while."
Si Xiaonian drinks better than Hongmao, but it's limited. He's already dizzy now, and when he nodded, he asked, "Where are you going?"
"Go downstairs to get something, come up immediately." Inexplicably got up and went out.
Si Xiaonian pondered for a while with his remaining sobriety, got up and walked to the window, Sun Dexing, a gossip, had never left his idol, Si Xiaonian, most of the night.
"What's wrong with the priest?"
"It's okay, you eat yours."
"The god of learning is gone? Is the god of learning not looking forward to seeing me? I'm sure I'm not mistaken. He looks at me with a gun in his eyes."
Si Xiaonian lay by the window and looked down. The figure walking from the gate of the community was very familiar. Sun Dexing was lying beside him. He turned his head and asked, "Have you dated Dai Donglang?"
Sun Dexing responded very readily: "I talked about it, how do you know the leader?"
Si Xiaonian lowered his eyes and saw inexplicably walking towards the familiar figure in the canopy in front of the unit.
"How long have you been talking?"
"It's been more than two months. This man is too crazy. I've never seen anyone like him."
Si Xiaonian had already confirmed who the person downstairs was, and turned to Sun Dexing, "Why are you so nervous?"
Sun Dexing had never talked so much with Si Xiaonian, and when he was excited, he couldn't hold back his mouth and said: "You are not allowed to hold hands, you are not allowed to kiss, let alone, cough, have sex in bed, do you think you are nervous? He personally agreed to date! I really don’t understand if he is teasing me, and he has to be on call, even if I am on call, I can bear it, but he has a lot of people, and when the occasion is big, he will let me go up Come on, it was at that time that I felt a little bit like his boyfriend, and the rest of the time we were no different from classmates in the same department, at most we usually meet more frequently..."
Si Xiaonian's thoughts had already flown away.Staring at the box-like object that Dai Donglang inexplicably took downstairs, the distance between the two of them standing face to face has reached an ambiguous distance, seemingly close but not far away.
"Thinking about it at the beginning, it would be better to continue chasing the student god..."
"Who are you chasing?" Si Xiaonian thought he had heard wrong.
"Chasing him." Sun Dexing stuttered, pointing his finger on the glass, pointing to the inexplicable downstairs.
"Have you chased inexplicably?" Si Xiaonian was about to be confused by Sun Dexing, "Is there any gay in Chengshan University that you haven't chased?"
Sun Dexing waved his hand unhappily: "I'm very picky, okay, I chase you because you are my idol, because you have good looks and a good figure, you are a top dancer, and the law school is also famous. I chase you inexplicably because you have a good reputation as a god of learning Come on, god of learning! What an amazing person! You can quickly become a master if you inhale spiritual energy close to you... Even Dai Donglang will be behind you two..."
Si Xiaonian frowned, interrupted and asked: "So you chased first for no reason?"
"That's right! I found out that he joined the group a few years ago. Few people knew that Xueshen was in the group. I chatted with him privately and confessed to him. The gay honeys I knew all went to confess. Later, I went to the confession wall in the school. I left a message... Master, guess what happened next?"
Si Xiaonian thought, what else can he do, he must have replied to Sun Dexing inexplicably and politely, otherwise how could Sun Dexing become Dai Donglang's boyfriend.
Sun Dexing is a troublemaker.
Sun Dexing didn't wait for Si Xiaonian to say, and said on his own: "The god of learning is the god of learning. I posted my last semester report card on the confession wall, and left a sentence of 'study hard and make progress every day'. Damn! Knowing how long I have been laughed at, no one actually knows, I am very happy in my heart, at that time I was still yelling in the group that I would confess to Xue Shen in public when I got the scholarship...but then..."
Later... Si Xiaonian probably guessed what happened afterwards.
The two people downstairs chatted for less than 5 minutes, then inexplicably turned around and entered the unit door. Behind him, Dai Donglang lit a cigarette and stood there looking in the direction of the unit door.
"Later, was Dai Donglang the one who teased you first?" Si Xiaonian asked while staring at the flickering sparks downstairs.
"Eh? How do you know, you are a god!" Sun Dexing started to stare at Si Xiaonian sideways with his eyes shining again.
"Whoosh~~~~ Whoops!"
Sun Dexing was hit on the back of the head by an empty wine can, and turned his head to meet Qi Ran's big eyes.
Qi Ran pointed at his own eyes with his index finger, and then at Sun Dexing's eyes.
It means "Look at you again!"
Sun Dexing pouted and scolded: "What a sting! Waste of resources!" Rubbing the back of his head and looking downstairs, after leaving inexplicably, the figure downstairs became clear, "It's Dai Donglang, Xueshen went down to find him just now?"
Si Xiaonian was so dizzy that he closed his eyes.
Sun Dexing didn't say enough, and continued to gossip: "Master, do you know which type Xueshen likes?"
Si Xiaonian closed his eyes and didn't answer, thinking you should shut up!
"You kind."
Si Xiaonian turned a quarter of his face to Sun Dexing, squinted at him, raised his eyebrows, handsome and evil: "You know too much, don't you?"
"Hey! Brother Bird will abolish me," Sun Dexing chuckled, not showing any fear at all, "When the semester just started, I don't know who made a boring 'Chengshan University most sleepy' in the group. Men' votes, the leader, you need to know how many punks you are being raped every day, but you are at the top of the 'Chengshan University's most sleepy man' list, and! And ah! Xueshen also voted."
Even if Si Xiaonian was half-drunk, he didn't guess what he was saying, so he said why Dai Donglang came out of nowhere?That's what happened!
"Drunk?" Suddenly appeared behind the two of them for no reason, and put the iron cage in his hand on the bed.
Si Xiaonian turned around and leaned against the window sill, and flicked the glass back: "I haven't left yet."
Sun Dexing also deliberately imitated Si Xiaonian's casual and handsome movements, and said after flicking the glass, "Well, I'm still smoking there."
Inexplicably, he lowered his head to look at the iron cage on the bed, but did not look out the window.
The three of them looked at a litter of mice who didn't know whether they were hamsters or mice, climbing up and down in the cage, planing wood chips, and playing with rollers.
"The little white mouse you sent?" Si Xiaonian asked.
Inexplicably, a faint smile tugged from the corner of his mouth: "This litter is hamsters, little white mice... I don't know, they must have been eaten by cats."
Sun Dexing gritted his teeth and rubbed his arms: "How can a cat eat a mouse now? Let a cat catch a mouse and get high blood pressure."
Inexplicably raised his eyelids to look at Sun Dexing, and gave Sun Dexing a shock.
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【small theater】
Brother Bird (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Sun Dexing, you monster, don't look at my boy ticket!"
Sun Dexing picked his nose: "You're lame, you can't satisfy the leader, let go."
Brother Bird (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Go to NMD and I'm lame! I'm lame and it's a big attack!"
Sun Dexing picked his nose: "You're lame, you can't satisfy the leader, let go."
Brother Bird (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Chick! Chick! Chick!!"
The red light was shining brightly, and everyone was shocked. They all looked at the fried-haired real bird on the coffee table: "Brother Bird, why did you transform?!"
Leader →_→: "He made a repeater angry."
Sun Dexing picked his nose: "You're lame, you can't satisfy the leader, let go."
Everyone: "..."
Brother Bird (⊙o⊙): "...嘤~"
☆, bird's nest ([-])
Sun Dexing bumped Si Xiaonian with his elbow, and said quietly, "Look, I'm right, Xueshen doesn't like my type."
Inexplicably, he gave Sun Dexing a glance, lowered his eyelids, pretended not to hear what Sun Dexing said, and continued to tease the hamster.
After Sun Dexing left in a daze, Si Xiaonian asked inexplicably: "Sun Dexing chased you?"
Inexplicably raised his head with a face of inexplicable inexplicable: "Huh?!"
Si Xiaonian repeated: "Sun Dexing chased after you."
Inexplicably surprised: "When?"
Si Xiaonian raised his hand and knocked on the glass again: "Before they fell in love."
Inexplicably, it was a standard sword eyebrow, with a slight frown between the brows, and when the brows stood upright, the whole person's aura immediately became sharp.
Obviously he didn't like to hear that Dai Donglang and Sun Dexing were in love, but it was different when Si Xiaonian said it. Dong Lang, he didn't even know about Sun Dexing.
Si Xiaonian saw that inexplicable really didn't know, and added: "Before Dai Donglang and Sun Dexing were together, that is, when you first joined the gay group, do you remember what time it was?"
The student has a good memory: "One week before the winter vacation last year."
Si Xiaonian: "During that time, many people in the group confessed to you?"
Inexplicably: "Yes. But with Sun Dexing...is he among them?"
Si Xiaonian: "Yes, and after that, Sun Dexing confessed to you on the confession wall. You sent back a report card from last semester, and a sentence of 'study hard and make progress every day'."
Inexplicably, he vaguely knew what was going on: "You mean... after this, Dai Donglang and Sun Dexing fell in love?"
Si Xiaonian shook his head and smiled cunningly, half of his face was printed on the glass, which was really pretty.
Inexplicably looking down at the hamster again, he was silent for a long time.
Si Xiaonian planned to cure the inexplicable brain blockage all at once, and asked again: "At the beginning of this semester, there was a vote for 'the most sleepy man in Chengshan University' in your group, and you voted for me." The last sentence It's not a question, what he said has no psychological burden, he and Mo Ming are very open-minded now.
Inexplicably, he took his finger out of the hamster's mouth, smiled and said, "The truth is, I really wanted to sleep with you at that time. If you hadn't exposed yourself, I guess I would have always regarded you as straight. It's so deep to hide!"
Si Xiaonian also smiled: "Do you know when Dai Donglang started following me?"
The inexplicable smile gradually disappeared, and he sipped the two corners of his mouth, and his eyes became sharp again: "These are just your guesses, it's purely a coincidence, isn't it?"
Si Xiaonian clasped one arm and tapped on the window sill with the other hand: "It just happened to be said once, so it's deliberate if it's too much." In fact, he was almost sure that these things were done deliberately by someone.
It all depends on how to interpret it inexplicably.
"Thank you!" Inexplicably stretched out his fist and touched Si Xiaonian's shoulder.
"Don't spoil him." Si Xiaonian seldom fanned the flames.
Inexplicably, he smiled again, picked up a litter of hamsters and handed them to his eyes, his eyes swept over the knocked-down hamsters, passed through the iron cage, and finally landed on the landscape belt in the community outside the window.
Si Xiaonian turned his head and glanced out the window: "It's still there."
Turning around inexplicably, Si Xiaonian thought he was going to leave, but who knew that he sat back on the coffee table inexplicably, Sun Dexing bought a 500ml can of dark beer, inexplicably grabbed three cans with one hand and put them in front of him, pulled the pull ring and followed the person next to him Touched it and it was done.
Qi Ran pressed the boss's shoulders to get up, Si Xiaonian took a few steps forward and grabbed his elbow.
Qi Ran leaned on Si Xiaonian: "Damn gossip, two eyeballs stuck to your face overnight!"
Si Xiaonian didn't put out the fire, but turned it on: "Niuge brought it, you single out Niuge."
Qi Ran pinched Si Xiaonian's face: "If you drink too much, you'll also gain courage." As a result, he just finished pinching Si Xiaonian's face when he got slapped on his ass.
Si Xiaonian withdrew his hand and said, "Don't eat spicy food, don't forget that the chrysanthemum is still alive."
Qi Ran twisted Si Xiaonian's waist: "While I am disabled, hurry up and dance for two days, and wait for me to recover..."
Si Xiaonian turned his head to meet Ran's ear, interrupted him and asked, "When you recover, I'll just be the one to be punished, right? Brother Bird, be accommodating."
Qi Ran made Si Xiaonian drunk and dazed, his whole body numb, accompanied by a slightly sticky "Bird Brother" in a low voice, eat it, oh my god!foul!foul!
Qi Ran was so dizzy, he drew a spiral circle in front of his eyes, his arms wrapped around Si Xiaonian's neck, and their foreheads were touching their foreheads.
"Call again." Qi Ran's words at this moment were light and floating.
"Brother Bird." Si Xiaonian's eyes were half-closed, the figures on the glass were in pairs, the background was lively, and there were thousands of lights around the two heads next to each other.
Si Xiaonian suddenly felt that those hidden panics and fears that did not know when they would erupt were insignificant compared to the tender happiness at this moment.
"Mmm." Qi Ran raised his voice at the end, with a smile on his face.
After a pause, Si Xiaonian said, "Praise me."
Qi Ran suddenly started singing: "You are the best, the most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most proud, let's bloom to your heart's content! You are the strongest, the best, the brightest, the most radiant, my heart needs you to coax it..."
Si Xiaonian closed his eyes and raised his head to laugh, and he didn't stop singing in unison, and the group behind him had already started singing along, singing in unison, a room full of sunshine and rainbow little white horses.
Before the lights were turned off in the dormitory building, a group of people hurriedly carried out the packed garbage, empty beer cans, and packing cardboard boxes for mattresses.
The sofa and coffee table were carried back to their original positions. The smell of alcohol in the room was too strong. Si Xiaonian turned off the air conditioner and opened the windows to let the smell in. A group of people downstairs were walking out...the person walking beside him was Dai Donglang.
Qi Ran stood by the bed and lost his temper with the shaky sheets: "I'll fuck it!...Damn!...Oops, I'm going!...Da|Your uncle..."
Si Xiaonian couldn't take it anymore, and threw him on the sofa: "Stay there, shut up and don't talk!"
Until the sheets were laid, Qi Ran remained obedient and didn't speak. Si Xiaonian looked back and found that he had fallen asleep.
Si Xiaonian stripped off Qi Ran's clothes, and carried someone to take a bath. He himself was dizzy, and he could barely give it a shower.
Qi Ran sat on a small bench in the glass shower room, with fixed legs outside the shower room, and was covered in foam by Si Xiaonian. Si Xiaonian thought it was troublesome to wash them one by one, so he washed them all by himself.
Qi Ran leaned against the glass wall with his eyes closed and muttered: "I have to take a bath anyway, why don't I masturbate before washing."
Si Xiaonian kicked his ass: "You don't need to do it, you will talk all the bullshit."
Qi Ran giggled: "Didn't I play Xiao Shou Shou recently? Aren't Xiao Shou Shou usually assigned a decathlon general attack? Master general attack?"
Si Xiaonian looked down at the bird that was submerged in a pile of foam: "Come on! Finish washing the bird."
Qi Ran was just teasing, back on the bed, half-asleep after touching the pillow, and by the time Si Xiaonian changed his clothes and went to bed, he had exhausted all his willpower not to let himself fall asleep.
Si Xiaonian went to bed after changing his clothes and saw Qi Ran's sleepy eye was half-opened, and the other eye could not be opened, so he teased him, "Turn over, kneel down."
Qi Ran snorted: "You are really willing."
Si Xiaonian lay on his side side by side, propped his head with one hand and said with a smile, "I don't want to, but I want to hear the birdsong, and I can't fall asleep without it."
Qi Ran was very upbeat, rolled half a circle, and found Si Xiaonian's ears with his lips, and a series of provocative moans and pants came when he got closer.
After Si Xiaonian heard it, his whole body was itchy and numb, and he beat the bed uncomfortably.
Qi Ran was very proud after humming: "Haha, hold on!"
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It was agreed to go to Dacheng Mountain to see Xia Weishen this week, but Si Xiaonian was going to take the judicial examination at the end of the month, and it was too difficult for Qi Ran to walk with his right leg fixed. After discussing it, the two decided to wait until the weekend when Si Xiaonian finished the exam. .
During this time, Si Xiaonian rides the little yellow motorcycle to send Qiran to the medical school every day, and then goes to class. At noon, when he is free, he will ride the little yellow motorcycle to take Qiran to lunch. If he is not free, he will ask the boss and the three One takes care of Qiran, and the class time is different in the evening, either Qiran waits for Si Xiaonian, or Si Xiaonian waits for Qiran.
Then the two returned to the bird's nest together.
Inexplicable would go to Si Xiaonian for self-study almost every night, because the judicial examination documents that Si Xiaonian had given back to Dai Donglang before ended up in Moming's hands.Inexplicably, he copied a lot of copies and sent them to candidates at the same level. Dai Donglang's friend who opened the training class almost called Chengshan University.
Because of this matter, Qi Ran stayed in the empty room until ten o'clock every day with his fixed legs, like an unfavorable concubine, stretching his neck and waiting for Si Xiaonian to come back to pamper him, this bird.
But Si Xiaonian was exhausted every day when he came back. After his brains were drained, he would at most try to solve it manually once.
Qi Ran was symbolically masturbated the day before the exam.
"Si Xiaonian! After the exam the day after tomorrow, if you continue to perfunctory me like this, don't even think about it in the future!" The bird who turned his face when he put on his pants rolled off the bed angrily.
Si Xiaonian stood up in a push-up position, stretched his head and looked at Qi Ran with a smile: "Tsk! Isn't it just that the speed is not enough? After the exam, it's the day, who wants to masturbate."
Qi Ran rubbed his chest that hurt from being bitten: "Why don't you just bite it off!"
Si Xiaonian also stretched out his hand to rub: "Who is so cool?"
Qi Ran grabbed Si Xiaonian's finger and took a bite, tasted his own taste, and slammed down on the bed, "Bah, bah, bah, bah..."
"You didn't wipe it clean." Qi Ran grabbed Si Xiaonian's hand and smacked it under Si Xiaonian's nose for him to smell it.
Si Xiaonian simply wiped it twice just now, and now all he smells at the tip of his nose is Qi Ran, so he moved his finger down and licked it directly.
Qi Ran: "..." His face was congested with blood, and his whole face was hot. "What are you doing?!"
"Taste it." Si Xiaonian lay back on the bed, closed his eyes and smiled, the tip of his tongue was astringent, and the strong taste echoed in his nasal cavity.
Qi Ran was really about to be picked up to death. He raised his leg to pick up someone, but he couldn't lift it up twice. His right leg was too heavy, and his left leg was under pressure and he couldn't use his strength.
"Help me!" The bird, unable to lift its legs, was furious!
Si Xiaonian narrowed his eyes to see that Qi Ran was about to catch fire, and stretched out his hand to lift his right leg to ride on him: "I can't kneel...ah~~~~~"
Qi Ran gnawed anxiously, bit his teeth, slapped the bird's claws indiscriminately, and the leg was hit and fixed, which delayed him so much!
Classes are held on Saturdays, and the junior year exams are held.Ever since Si Xiaonian left in the morning, Qi Ran has been checking his phone unconsciously.
Boss: "Looking at you like this, those who don't know think your son is taking the college entrance examination."
Ji Rui asked seriously: "Brother Bird is a sophomore, and his son is taking the college entrance examination?"
The boss kicked Ji Rui.
Lu Lu stroked his chin and said, "That's his daughter-in-law's college entrance examination."
Qi Ran turned a deaf ear and didn't want to be more stupid than a group of single dogs. He obviously had pre-bridal syndrome, so he panicked.
Last night, Si Xiaonian said that after the exam, he had to ask for a sun bird. This is the second time! The second time!
Si Xiaonian and Mo Ming took the exam for two days feeling good about themselves, while Qi Ran passed the exam for two days in panic and joy.
It was already noon when he left the examination room, and he had to go home for no reason. Si Xiaonian was going to the medical school to pick up Qi Ran.When he was about to arrive at the medical school, Si Danian called.
Si Danian: "Have you finished the exam?"
Si Xiaonian looked up and saw the teaching building of the medical school, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Well, the exam is over, you have a prenatal check-up today?"
Si Danian said with a smile: "There are pictures of the baby, come and take a look, wait for you to eat, come here."
It was only a hundred meters away from the medical school, Si Xiaonian stopped, his tone was full of joy of sharing, and he said "come here" twice in a row.The pregnancy was still kept from Si Jin and Gao Dongmei, and he became Si Danian's only relative who could share his joy.
"Okay, I'll be there right away." Si Xiaonian hung up the phone and called Qi Ran again.
The phone rang once, and Qi Ran couldn't wait to answer it, and Qi Ran also said in a hurry: "The exam is over?"
"Well, I'll go to my sister's place first, you can have lunch with the boss, and I'll pick you up after dinner." Si Xiaonian turned around and walked towards the west gate. He didn't ride Xiaohuang because of the exam today.
"Oh~" Qi Ran's voice was a little low, and then he raised his voice and said, "The three of them want coffee and bring me kiwi juice."
"Okay, wait for me." After Si Xiaonian finished speaking, he heard Ji Rui and Lu Lu booing over there, so he quickly hung up the phone.
I scanned a shared bicycle and rode along the central axis of the campus from the east gate to the west gate. It took more than 20 minutes, and it was already past twelve o'clock when I arrived at the store.
"Why didn't you ride the little motorcycle? It's so hot, you need to oil it when you ride the bike." Brother Ming joked with Si Xiaonian in a good mood.
Si Danian's stomach is already slightly swollen, and the loose T-shirt will be able to cover the slightly swollen belly.She slapped Brother Ming on the back: "He doesn't get tanned, but if he gets too tanned, his skin will peel off and become red. Eat first and warm it in the coffee machine."
Si Xiaonian put down his bag, washed his face, and first asked Si Danian for a photo: "Is it a color ultrasound?"
Brother Ming became excited when he heard this, in his thirties
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