Our cheerleading squad has a unique style

Let's go, "I'll be there later, and I'll help you get a seat."

"This," inexplicably shouted behind Si Xiaonian, "take it."

When Si Xiaonian turned his head, the thing was already in front of him, he raised his hand to catch it, a bottle of coffee, still strong.

Inexplicably pointing to the bag under his eyes, he smiled slyly: "The dark circles under the eyes are quite serious, evidence of a fierce battle all night, isn't it cool?"

Si Xiaonian smiled and unscrewed the coffee and drank half of the bottle. He seemed to be inexplicably greedy, and cursed with a full face: "I'll suffocate you!"

He stretched his waist with an inexplicable smile: "How is it possible, I'm almost eating my mouth."

Si Xiaonian gave him a thumbs up: "What a talent! Running a marathon doesn't even bother you."

"It's only chewy when you eat it in your mouth." He said inexplicably and entered the bathroom.

Si Xiaonian: "..."

He also learned about it yesterday when he was studying in the library with Mo Ming. Mo Ming has known Dai Donglang for 13 years, and he has known him since he was 7 years old.

The relationship is deep and the relationship is shallow, you can know it when you check it out.

When we arrived at Flower.coffee, Brother Ming was opening the anti-theft door.

"Hey! It's early! Where are you going with such a big bag?" Brother Ming patted the big backpack behind Si Xiaonian.

"Going out for something, I will borrow your electric car for the whole morning." Si Xiaonian went into the room to get a large box of milk from the operating table, and then took a lot of snacks from the pregnant Si Danian.

Brother Ming took out the electric motorcycle key and threw it at the front desk, and began to tend Si Danian's flowers and plants.

"Come over to eat tonight, I'll order roast goose." Brother Ming said.

"Okay, my sister wants to eat crispy croquettes, tell me in advance." Si Danian, a pregnant woman, finally lived the life of a queen that all women dream of. The envoy Man Chengshan ran away.

"Yes! Crispy croquettes! Last night I dreamed and talked about crispy croquettes with hot and sour toppings. Are you free at noon? I'll buy them if I don't."

"When I'm free, I'll go after class." Si Xiaonian filled a big bag with the fruit juice in Si Danian's freezer, the snacks in the snack cabinet, and the coffee milk on the operating table like a ghost entering a village.

"My God! Are you going to summer camp with a big bag?" Brother Ming looked at the big bag with surprise, his eyes widened.

"Well, go feed the birds." Si Xiaonian stepped on the electric motorcycle and asked Brother Ming: "How much is this car? Where did you buy it?"

Brother Ming shouted from the room: "3499 yuan 9 cents, it came from a certain Dongshang second, and we also sell it at the Fuxing Road car dealership here."

"Buzz~buzz~" Mingo's electric motorcycle has a spacious back seat and a comfortable backrest. More importantly, the front and rear pedals are connected together. Such pedals seem to be specially designed for Qi Ran. Lame birds that can straighten their legs are prepared the same.

3499.99, buy it!

It was the first time that Si Xiaonian was so rich and powerful, spending a lot of money just for Bo Niao to smile.

Faint lord, oh foolish lord.

When Hunjun arrived at the hotel, he opened the door and saw the bird sitting on the bed angrily, looking at Si Xiaonian who entered the door bitterly, with a bird feather sleeping on his head, his fixed leg stretched out straight, and the other leg was crossed, He grabbed the instep with his fingers, and if he didn't look carefully, he thought that this person was angry at himself for picking his feet early in the morning.

"I went back to school to get my clothes. How long have you been up?" Si Xiaonian walked to the bed, pressed his hands on the bed, and stretched out his head to kiss Qi Ran.

Qi Ran slapped Si Xiaonian's face away, accusing him with resentment: "Ba Diao is ruthless! Run away when you're done!"

"Cough cough cough ~~" Si Xiaonian was choked by these two words, quickly found a bottle of fruit juice and drank a big gulp, then passed the bottle to Qi Ran's mouth: "Take a sip, your lips are dry gone."

"Be ruthless! Leave a drained bird alone on the hotel bed to blow the cold wind!"

This scene was as miserable as it could be, it was sad to hear and tears were shed by those who saw it.

A lone bird drained dry, a bird weeping till dawn...

"Milk? Juice?" Si Xiaonian was helpless in the face of the unreasonable and coquettish Qi, so he could only hold up the delicious food that he swept up with both hands, "Bread, cake, and biscuits, you still want to eat... "

"Dragon Ball Ointment," Qi Ran picked up a tube of ointment on the bedside, pestered it in front of Si Xiaonian and asked, "Did you stuff this for me?!"

Si Xiaonian was completely taken aback. This is the best after-event medicine in the product recommendation. Is there a problem?Looking at Qi Ran's lively and rambunctious appearance, he knew that the bird's chrysanthemum must be fine.

He nodded: "It's plugged, and it's wiped off."

"This is Ma Yinglong, you actually put another man in my ass!"

"Pfft!" What the hell is this all about!

Qi Ran stared at Si Xiaonian angrily and forbearingly, as if he had suffered a great humiliation.

Si Xiaonian suppressed his smile and endured the pain: "Then what should I do?"

"Shoot one more shot, otherwise this matter will never end!"

Si Xiaonian: "......!!!!"

Qi Ran lifted his legs and hooked Si Xiaonian, who had been stunned by him, and wrapped one leg and two arms tightly around Si Xiaonian, rolling back and forth on the bed twice, before "hahaha..." laughed.

"Why are you so cute, you're so cute!" Qi Ran opened his mouth and kept kissing.

Si Xiaonian finally came to his senses, he must have been fooled!

Don't you want another shot!OK!Thinking about it, I took off my pants and clothes.

"Ah! Si Xiaonian stop! Ahhh!! It hurts!"

Hearing Qi Ran's cry of pain, Si Xiaonian stopped, grabbed his knee and pushed his leg up. Seeing the redness and swelling, he invited Ma Yinglong, a man from another family, out again.

"Sleep or go to class?" Si Xiaonian asked after washing his hands.

Qi Ran leaned against the bed and ate a bunch of snack bags. After a while, he drank up a bottle of juice and a bottle of milk.

"Eat less, be careful of the chrysanthemum."

"I'm already crippled, hey~~~ The gentleness we talked about, the pity we talked about, I'm just a fragile little bird... um..." Qi Ran hadn't finished pushing, Si Xiaonian pinched his mouth unbearably.

Si Xiaonian let go, and Qi Ran started to tease again: "The young lovers are disobedient, and they will block their mouths when they are blind. How are you, do you know how to be romantic?"

"I don't know romance, but I know that a certain bird is not slow at all." Si Xiaonian said while taking clothes out of his backpack.

Qi Ran smiled and kicked Si Xiaonian's arm with his foot, half of his soul was hooked by the slippery skin.

"Is it true that dancing people have such good skin, come here and let me take a bite."

This time, Si Xiaonian didn't pinch, but he wasn't too romantic. He just tilted his neck and handed it to Qi Ran's mouth: "Bite, lower your mouth softly, I still have to go to class~ ah!!!"

Qi Ran took a bite and sucked again, leaving an inconspicuous hickey.

"My chrysanthemum is disabled. I want to mourn for my chrysanthemum all morning. You can go to class and pick me up at noon." Qi Ran sat back under the blanket after eating and drinking, and ordered Si Xiaonian to turn down the air conditioner.

Si Xiaonian sat on the bedside and ate, holding Qiran's hair lightly with his hands. At first Qiran hummed twice, gradually the humming became smaller and smaller, and finally he started to snore.

After changing his clothes, Si Xiaonian went out to buy electric motorcycles. He went to the car dealership on Fuxing Road after eight o'clock, picked out a car similar to Brother Ming's, paid the money, and paid for the transportation.

"Send it to Chengshan University Ximen Flower.coffee, this is the phone number, the consignee is Tang Ming." Si Xiaonian handed the completed form to the boss.

"If you want a ready-made car, let me say it first. I have just put this trial car out for half a month, and there are slight scratches on the back cover..." The boss chattered for more than two minutes.

Si Xiaonian came out of the store and hurried back to school. The first class was Lao Xu's class. After this class, he went to find a house. Without this class, Lao Xu could catch him and talk about life and world peace.

When Lao Xu talked about life, he could talk about the lame man as Liu Xiang, the lame man as Yao Ming, and Si Xiaonian as Zhao Benshan.

In short, don't miss Lao Xu's class, don't miss it.

I don't know if he was brainwashed by Qi Ran's unreasonable fuss before, but when he thought of a lonely, drained bird lying on the bed by himself, he couldn't help itching to change lanes and go back. hotel.

Inexplicably waving to Si Xiaonian who ran in from the front door in the penultimate row.

As soon as Si Xiaonian sat down, the pancake fruit under his buttocks made him jump up again.

Don't ask him why he knows there are pancakes under his butt.

This kind of mentally handicapped game, inexplicably, this school bully can't play it well, whoever catches him playing, and the speed of stuffing pancakes and fruits under people's buttocks is astonishing, no less than the speed of ghosts and animals who pick chestnuts out of fire.

"Oh~ You missed your breakfast, classmate Si Xiaonian."

"Damn!" Si Xiaonian held the pancake fruit in one hand and snorted at his burned buttocks with the other.

"Hey, it looks like you weren't the one who got fucked last night!" Inexplicably, he observed Si Xiaonian's every move with the probing eyes of a pseudo-comer.

"Did Lao Xu come to talk to you about life? Are you blind?" Si Xiaonian sat down, took out his mobile phone while eating pancakes, and said to Mo Ming: "Don't be idle, help me see the places around here. Information about rental properties."

Inexplicably: "Why? Didn't you just move out next semester?"

Si Xiaonian: "Qi Ran has a sprained leg ligament and has been immobilized. Climbing up to the bunk is too troublesome. Let's rent a room first."

Inexplicably disgusted: "Take away your dog food! Sprinkle it early in the morning, it's addictive, right?"

Si Xiaonian raised his eyebrows triumphantly: "If you like to eat, you will spit it out."

Inexplicably smiling: "Sooner or later, you will eat."

Si Xiaonian: "I can't ask for it."

Old Xu was spitting stars on the podium to save all sentient beings, while Si Xiaonian and Inexplicable Mao were in the penultimate row looking at the rental information of major websites.

The scope of renting is around the east gate of Chengshan University. It is best to use a new house, not an old house. There must be an elevator. Beds, wardrobes, washing machines, air conditioners, and refrigerators are indispensable.

Inexplicably: "shared rent?"

Si Xiaonian: "No"

Inexplicable: "It's 5 kilometers away from the east gate."

Si Xiaonian: "pass."

Inexplicable: "1.5 kilometers from the east gate, private bathroom, kitchen, 42 square meters, one bedroom and one living room, three-year new house, air conditioner, washing machine, refrigerator, 2.2m big bed, sunny..."

Si Xiaonian asked excitedly, "Where?"

Inexplicable indifference: "A hotel-style apartment, two hundred a day, five thousand five thousand a month, do you want to live?"

Si Xiaonian hit him hard with his elbow for no reason.

Inexplicable: "As far as your request is not a hotel, it must be a high-end apartment, blame me!"

Si Xiaonian sent a message to Qi Ran: Are you awake?

No one answered, he ignored the inexplicable nagging and continued to search, and finally found a second-hand sublet room when class was over.

"Why do you insist on looking for one near the east gate? The community at the south gate is mature. It's good to rent near the south gate. It's not considered an old building if it's less than 15 years old..." Inexplicably, the two walked behind Si Xiaonian. Let's go to the house together.

Si Xiaonian rode an electric scooter and led Mo Ming to the east gate. When he was approaching the east gate, he happened to pass by the medical school.

Inexplicably, I couldn't hold back the swearing: "Damn! You can die if you don't show off!"

Si Xiaonian smiled in the wind: "Yes!"

The person who transferred the rental house was a girl, a senior economics and management senior who graduated last year, and was transferred to the southern headquarters due to a job change.

"I have paid a year's rent for this house, and there is another thousand deposit, which is for the loss of home appliances and furniture in the room. There is still water and electricity left. If you rent, I can make up for the remaining amount." The senior sister who rented the house is a A capable woman, she has already acquired the temperament of a social person in the workplace for a year.

Si Xiaonian went around every room, and the layout was very similar to the hotel-style apartment introduced by Inexplicable Zuijian. He asked, "When will this house expire?"

"On January [-]st of the next year, the landlord is working out of town. He only comes here during the year to inspect the house and collect the rent. But I sublet it to you, and we both have to call the landlord to talk about it later."

"Okay, I rented this house, can I live in it today?"

The senior sister spread her hands: "Whatever, are you in such a hurry?"

"Quite urgent." Si Xiaonian didn't explain too much.

"Okay, let's sign the contract first. The contract is a sublease contract I copied from the agent. Take a look. I haven't asked you about your profession yet?"

"Law major." Si Xiaonian took the contract, and came over inexplicably, and the two looked through it together

"Wow~haha, that's showing off, let's read the contract."

Everything blew by like a whirlwind, and within half a day he and Qi Ran had their own nest.

In the course of one night, he saw the birds three times, and rented a nest to hide the birds.

Coming out of the building, Si Xiaonian rode his bicycle from the east gate to the west gate inexplicably. It took more than ten minutes to ride an electric bike to walk through the huge campus. east gate.

"Crossing two departments, two gates, and traveling the farthest distance for love, Si Xiaonian, you are awesome!" said inexplicably.

Si Xiaonian smiled: "Gender is not a problem, so how can distance be?"

Hearing this made it inexplicable that the school bully wanted to jump off the train.

Tang Ming and Si Danian are looking at the newly delivered electric scooter in front of the door. The cute and bright yellow electric scooter looks better than their white one. For parents-to-be, everything has to do with cuteness Everything can think of children at the first time.

"I'm going to ride for two days." Si Danian touched the round bright yellow rearview mirror and said.

"Is it suitable? Xiaonian just bought it." Tang Ming touched the other rearview mirror and said.

"What's the use of him riding such a cute electric car? Does he have a girlfriend? Besides, he took so many snacks from me, why don't you stop him!"

"Uh... I'll buy it for you again, don't be angry, what do you want for lunch?"

"Sister, Brother Ming." Inexplicably got out of the car and greeted the two who were looking for the car.

Si Danian smiled like a loving mother: "Hey! I came here for no reason...Xiao Nian, is this the car you bought?"

Brother Ming hit Inexplicable on the shoulder with his fist: "Inexplicably handsome."

Si Xiaonian let out a "hmm", returned Brother Ming's electric car to him, took the key of his own electric car from Brother Ming, stepped on it for a test ride, and when the three of them didn't pay attention, he jumped up out.

"Hey?! Why are you going?" Si Danian shouted from behind.

Inexplicably said hurriedly: "Sister, our Professor Xu is looking for him."

Si Danian: "You can really make a fuss! Enter the house for no reason, and my sister will make you coffee."

When the three of them entered the room, Si Danian asked sideways, "Do you have a girlfriend for some reason?"

Inexplicably: "No." Is a boyfriend okay?And so is your brother.

Brother Ming took the words: "He's a pretty handsome guy, why doesn't he find a girlfriend? It's weird, Xiaonian is one, you are one, and who else is there, that strong guy always came a few days ago..."

Si Danian looked inexplicably from the corner of his eye: "Qi Ran."

Brother Ming patted his thigh: "That's right! Qi Ran! That kid is so fierce! The video of the MMA group arena is getting more and more hits on the Internet. It's a pity."

Si Danian: "What's the pity, people who study medicine are not more reliable, why haven't I seen Qi Ran recently? Is his relationship with Xiaonian very good?"

Inexplicably calm and nonchalant: "I don't have a good relationship with Xiaonian." Indeed, he and Si Xiaonian are good friends, and Qi Ran is a boyfriend, so he takes up the word "good", but Qi Ran doesn't, so he is good. , there is nothing wrong with this logic.

Si Danian smiled: "Does Qi Ran have a date? I haven't come here often recently."

Inexplicably talking nonsense again: "Maybe, there is a green plum in the outer courtyard, and the two of them have been together for many years."

At such a time, as a good friend, he would have the courage to stab twice for Si Xiaonian.

After hearing this, Qi Ran had to vomit three liters of blood.

Si Danian froze for a second, not knowing what to think of, shook his head and suddenly smiled: "You guys are so old that you don't want to fall in love and go to class and study every day, how boring."

Inexplicably, he stopped answering Si Xiaonian's words, took out his mobile phone and wanted to send Si Xiaonian a message, thought about it and put it back in his pocket.

Let that pair of dogs and men be happy for a few more days.

☆, organic

When Si Xiaonian arrived at the hotel, Qi Ran was answering Niu Ge's phone call.

"You don't need to come here, Si Xiaolai is here....Come after class in the afternoon...I don't know...stay in a hotel first...a carp rod is broken, can you stop talking nonsense!"

After Qi Ran hung up the phone, Si Xiaonian just walked to the bed, took advantage of the situation and lay down on the bed, lying on the bed without moving.

"You skipped a class?" Qi Ran stepped on Si Xiaonian's thigh with his foot.

"Well, I'm exhausted, go up, waist, yes, hey~~ comfortable!" Si Xiaonian hummed comfortably when his back was stepped on.

"Hey, he looks like a little pig." Qi Ran moved his feet down, directly stepping on the thickest and most elastic part of the flesh, "Little pig is alive and strong, let's reward him for rubbing his butt."

Si Xiaonian was itching to roll on the bed, once to the left, twice to the right, and then rolled onto Qi Ran's left side to ride on his lap, put his arms around his waist and face, and said softly, "Take you somewhere. "

"Huh? Eat?"

"No, can I get up?"

"Okay, if it wasn't for being fixed, I can single out you for [-] rounds now!"

"Our bird is really powerful. After being bullied, it gets up like a wandering bird."

"You!" Qi Ran couldn't help but scratch his hands.

"Ah! Hahahaha...don't, hey! It's too itchy hahahaha...Qi Ran..."

"beg me!"

"Please, please..."

"Please what?"

"Please, please stop messing around hahahaha..."

The two of them had had enough quarrels, Si Xiaonian helped Qi Ran go downstairs, the bright yellow electric scooter didn't match the masculine aura of the two men at all, but Qi Ran could sit with one leg across the front and step on the pedal, this It fits very well.

"What a yellow car!" Qi Ran commented, leaning on the bright yellow backrest, "Si Xiaonian, tell the truth, which girl did you borrow this car from?"

The summer wind is hot, and when the electric car is driven out, the wind can finally cool it down.

"Isn't it good-looking? I bought it for you."

"Me!" Qi Ran put his hands on Si Xiaonian's shoulders, and tried to move his face forward, "No! Did your aesthetics disappear with your virginity? I'm a pure man! What's the point? Is it because of your illusion that bright yellow matches me well?"

"Everything goes well, Xiao Moto and you are both cute."

"I'm not cute, I'm a little confused."

Confused, Qi Ran clasped Si Xiaonian's shoulders with both hands, and sang "The Smurfs" and "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" in Si Xiaonian's ears.

Each... groaning all the way like a toothache.

Before Si Xiaonian got tinnitus, deafness and otitis media, he finally rode to the rented community.

"Cell 52, what are you doing here?" Qi Ran turned his head and looked around.

Chengshan University is located in the development zone of Chengshan City. The surrounding area of ​​the university is a newly built residential area in recent years, from No. 1 to No. 68. The main entrance of No. 52 is directly opposite the east gate of Chengshan University, and the east gate is the School of Medicine.

"Si Xiaonian!" Qi Ran vaguely guessed why.

The car stopped in front of the building. After turning off the engine, Si Xiaonian turned around and helped Qiran get out of the car. Qiran stood on the ground with the front half of his right foot exposed to the wind. At this moment, the five toes kept moving, curling up and stretching, curling up and stretching. Open... It can be seen that the owner of this foot is in a state of extreme excitement.

"I rented it in the morning, one room..."

"Enough!" Qi Ran couldn't hide his excitement in his tone.

This is to live together ah? !Ahhhhh!

"It was sublet from a senior sister, and..."

"Subletting is fine!" Qi Ran interrupted Si Xiaonian impatiently for the second time.

"It's just the top floor..."

"The top floor has a good view!" Qi Ran interrupted Si Xiaonian again.

"Hey!" Si Xiaonian sighed with a smile, "Can you hold back?"

"I'm holding back! Keep your eyes open! If I didn't have my legs fixed, I would have already run around!" Qi Ran limped and walked into the building.

Si Xiaonian smiled and followed, grabbing Qi Ran's arm around his neck, always afraid that the bird would fall down and knock the egg if it got excited.

The space of the house is really small, more than 1.2 square meters, except for the separate bathroom and kitchen, the entrance is a large open room, the so-called living room only has a double sofa, and the [-]-meter coffee table acts as a dining table. In addition to the bed and a single wardrobe, and nothing else.

Qi Ran limped around the house several times, then took out his cell phone to make a call.

"Brother Bi, come to warm my house after class in the afternoon... District 52, let me ask which floor is on, Si Xiaonian! Which floor is our house?"

Si Xiaonian stood by the window and covered his eyes, wanting to shudder, he gritted his teeth and said, "Building 13, Unit 1, 802."

Qi Ran finished with Niu Gexian, and then called the boss of the dormitory: "The boss brought Ji Rui over to warm my room after class, um, I've moved, 52 Community, Building 13, Unit 1, 802... yes, yes, no flowers , you dare to buy it, I will leave you on the eighth floor..."

"Vice-team, have you eaten yet... Please bum, bring a box of beer to my house at night, not a dormitory, my house... just rented to come to the warm house, 52 district..."

Qi Ran held up the phone and chatted endlessly with people, showing off that he and Si Xiaonian were living together, yelling so much that all the students and teachers of Chengshan University knew about this big shit.

If it weren't for the prohibition of setting off fireworks and firecrackers now, he would have run to set off tens of thousands of bright red firecrackers to blow up the sky.

Si Xiaonian was yelled at by Qi Ran. He opened the notepad on his mobile phone and wrote down the things he should buy in the supermarket. The house is very clean and can be cleaned and wiped. The bedding needs to be bought, uh...then what?

Si Xiaonian can be said to be a waste of life, holding the mobile phone and staring at the house and Qi Ran, and then came up with pillows...slippers...what else do I need to buy?

"Stop hitting!" Si Xiaonian couldn't figure it out, so he got so angry that he yelled at Qi Ran, who was babbling endlessly.

"Ah!" Qi Ran hurriedly hung up the phone, "What's the matter? Is there too much room for so many people, why don't we book a table to eat outside..."

"I'm not talking about this, take a look, is there anything I need to buy in this room?" Si Xiaonian scratched his head while speaking with difficulty.

Qi Ran also went over to scratch his head for him, knowing that Si Xiaonian usually lived the life of a young master, who could eat one or two thousand young masters a week eating roast goose, so he had no idea about life at all.

"If you have the habit of running naked, we have to buy curtains. If you don't like squatting on the floor with a rag to wipe the floor, then we have to buy a set of mops. There is no cushion on this bed. Is your waist bad? Just spread it I can sleep on the sheets... ouch ouch..."

Si Xiaonian almost wrung out a piece of meat from the naughty bird.

"Let go! Let go! Wrong, mattresses, sheets, quilts, quilt covers, pillows, pillow covers, summer cool blankets, all of which need to be bought for two people, curtains, bathroom blinds, toilet cleaners, cleaning brushes, toilet paper, soap, floor mats, Take the bath towels, towels, body soap, hair dryer, etc. back to the dormitory, remember? And the kitchen..." Qi Ran entered the balabala mode again.

Si Xiaonian pursed his lips happily, followed Qi Ran with his mobile phone and typed, writing down everything Qi Ran said.

Then, the two of them rode their bright yellow motorcycles to the nearest big supermarket to buy. Except for the mattress, which was delivered in the afternoon, they bought everything from the supermarket.

"I want this water glass." Qi Ran touched a pair of water glasses, one black and one white, and the porcelain cups made a crisp sound.

"I won't buy it." Si Xiaonian flatly refused.

"why?!"

"It's too ugly."

"Damn! This is for a couple, let's buy it, neither of us has anything for a couple." Qi Ran held two cups in one hand, hooked the other around Si Xiaonian's neck, and begged.

"It's the same as a T-shirt, quick-drying pants," Si Xiaonian said while hooking Qi Ran's waistband with his index finger, "the same goes for the underwear, and the hairstyle is about the same." A little bit long.

When the two of them walked together, Qi Ran's figure was stronger than Si Xiaonian's when viewed from behind. To be more specific, Qi Ran's shoulders were a little wider and his legs were thicker. In terms of other things, whether it was their height, hairstyle, or even their clothes, the two of them were different. are very similar.

"..." Qi Ran took out the emoji of sitting on the bed and berating Si Xiaonian for "extending to be ruthless", and changed it in a second, glaring at Si Xiaonian with restraint and anger, waiting for him to submit obediently.

"Uh...cough! Turn your head, don't look at me." Si Xiaonian really couldn't stop being ruthless and cruel to Ran's virtue.

"Just look, that guy who ruthlessly lifts his pants and leaves..."

"Buy!" Si Xiaonian hurriedly said, Qi Ran's voice was not low, most of the supermarkets were students, and anyone who could hear them could understand, "Buy you and shut your beak!"

Qi Ran held the cup and let out a treacherous laugh."Wahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" flashed through my mind frantically.

"I'll give you a piss!" Si Xiaonian felt itchy when he saw Qi Ran's cheap appearance, twisted it, and scratched again.

"Where to touch, it's over, it's over! What should I do if it's hard? Look at my tent that looks like Mount Everest. Is it very..."

Si Xiaonian randomly grabbed a piece of something from the nearby tasting plate and stuffed it into Qi Ran's mouth: "Keep pushing, believe it or not, I will drive you out of the bird's nest."

"You give me an egg." Qi Ran swallowed the tasted marinated egg, and commented sincerely: "It tastes good, buy a bag of this egg."

With Qi Ran's words, Si Xiaonian's thoughts went astray, and the more he deviated, the less he thought in the right direction. Don't care why he thought in a wrong way, just Qi Ran looked at him with glowing eyes, and spoke with a curved tone. He didn't want to be in a wrong way. , the sales promotion girl also wants to be crooked.

The promotional girl blushed and wanted to see the two handsome guys, but she didn't dare to look at them blatantly: "This egg, no, braised eggs, our organic marinated eggs are made from bug eggs. There are two different flavors. You can try this spicy one..."

With a smile on his face, Qi Ran took his chin and tapped Si Xiaonian on the shoulder: "Buy it, do you hear, there is a chicken in this egg."

The girl's face flushed with blood!

Si Xiaonian gave him a sideways glance, and said to him deliberately: "You heard wrong, she said there is a bird in this egg."

"Ah?" Qi Ran really spoke up, and asked the promotional girl with a bag of marinated eggs: "Beauty, is there a chicken or a bird in this egg..." It was too late to shut up in time, Er Dao's words had already been said After going out, Si Xiaonian has already slipped away.

The little girl's heart trembled when she was shocked by Qi Ran's cold and domineering handsome face, and she turned into Qi Ran's demon way smoothly.

The promotional girl had a sincere face: "There are chickens." No!Be organic!

Qi Ran's smiling shoulders kept trembling, chasing after Si Xiaohou and shouting: "I heard that it's not organic."

Si Xiaonian stopped and waited for Qiran, and when he walked in, he grabbed his arm and wrapped it around his neck: "Is there any difference between organic and bird?"

"Eh... is there a difference?" Qi Daniao was about to be spoiled.

"Yes, is there any difference between your chicken and your bird?" Si Xiaonian glanced at Qi Ran's pants.

"Uh...it seems there is no difference." Qi Ran also looked at his pants.

"So, having chickens is equal to having birds, right?" After Si Xiaonian finished speaking, he smiled at the thief who was naturally harmless.

"Yeah." The pure man's little heart swelled to the point of flying.

Strolling around in a daze for a long time, Qi Ran finally woke up, hatingly spurned himself as a dead dog, logically dead, poked Si Xiaonian on the shoulder and said viciously: "Si Xiaonian, I'm going to be there sooner or later One day, let you fool me so much!"

After speaking, the two looked at each other in silence for two seconds, and the next second, they tilted their heads and started laughing at the same time.

When I got out of the supermarket and got into the car, there were shopping bags full of things hanging on the two handlebars and the back of the back seat.

It was nearly twelve o'clock at noon, and the weather was so hot that it would burn people out of oil.

Qi Ran was in an unprecedentedly good mood. Looking at the three big shopping bags full of things, he felt indescribably full, full and at ease.

"Together we are a family." This is what Si Xiaonian said to him.

This is an activity that a family should have - two people go shopping in the supermarket, two people pick out daily necessities together.

...I also tried marinated eggs with organic or bird, but I didn't buy a bag in the end.

I bought the pure light gray that Si Xiaonian likes for the bed sheets, and the sea blue that he likes for the summer cool blanket. There is a pair of white pillows, and a pair of big red "husband and wife" pillow covers as a gift. Don't know yet.

A set of bowls and plates is pure white without a flower or stripes, which is also Si Xiaonian's favorite style. This person likes things that are very simple, solid colors, not fancy, simple...

Still like him.

I'm going to live with him soon, just tonight!

So fucking good!

Qi Ran was content to sit in the back seat pretending to be an uncle, psychologically beautiful like a bottle of Coca-Cola that had just been opened, and the sweet and greasy bubbles kept popping up.

Si Xiaonian was hanging shopping bags on the two handlebars, and in order to maintain the balance of the car, he pressed his foot against the front wheel.

Cripple Qi felt pretty and thick-skinned: "If you do the math, Qi Cripple and Si Da Huyou are a match made in heaven!" After speaking, he stretched comfortably.

"You were fooled by me, you were fooled by yourself, come on, let me see which one you are pinching?" Si Xiaonian got into the car and was about to drive back, listen together Then she turned to look at him.

Qi Ran pointed to his five toes that were leaking out: "I pinched the five of them. They are sweating and itchy. Scratch them quickly."

Qi Ran stretched his fixed leg between the pedals that Si Xiaonian was stepping on, and was clamped between Si Xiaonian's legs to prevent him from falling off. Qi Ran scratched Si Xiaonian's ankle with his toes.

"Quickly scratch it, it's so itchy, did the ants crawl up?"

Si Xiaonian took Qiran with him on a bicycle, and hung three big bags to keep his balance. It was very difficult, so he had no choice but to pull out the clothes hanger from the shopping bag, and put one end of the clothes hanger into the gap between Qi Ran's toes to scratch it. .

"Hey~~~ Cool~~~, the second toe gap, hey~wow! Cool~~~~" Qi Ran raised his head and closed his eyes, humming comfortably.

Si Xiaonian couldn't take it anymore, took the clothes hanger and slapped the back of his foot: "Shut up! Tell yourself to scratch it again."

Qi Ran kept twitching his five toes: "Stop barking, stop barking, hurry up! If you scratch it again, your back will also itch."

"Endure it." Si Xiaonian finished scratching between his four toes and drove back.

The little bright yellow motorcycle just turned onto the sidewalk when it bumped into Brother Ming who was riding a small white motorcycle.

"Hey~ you two! I said in the morning that I haven't seen you for a long time," Brother Ming put one leg on the ground, stopped on the side of Si Xiaonian's small motorcycle, and was surprised when he saw Qi Ran's leg: "What's wrong with your leg?"

"Brother-in-law," Qi Ran called brother-in-law and made Brother Ming happy, "The ligament is not seriously injured, but it's inconvenient to move after it's fixed."

"I said how Xiaonian jumped up like a rocket, and my feelings went to you."

"I'll go to the cafeteria to get some food later, and then I'll go to the store." Si Xiaonian said to Brother Ming.

"Well, then, I don't have to turn a corner to buy crispy croquettes. Your sister wants to drink pomegranate juice. I'll go to the supermarket. Qi Ran will come to the store to eat roast goose tonight!" Ming brother said and left.

Qi Ran looked at Si Xiaonian, Si Xiaonian looked at Qi Ran, and after a while he said: "Hot warming tonight." The implication is - don't eat roast goose!

Qi Ran held back a smile and pressed his forehead on Si Xiaohou's back with a "dang".

"Hey!" Si Xiaonian was almost pushed off, "Qi Ran, I found out that you are really invincible when you get up together."

Qi Ran said in a low voice, "I have another thing that no one can beat, even after you have tried it, you still want it."

Si Xiaonian had difficulty breathing, and wanted to fry the bird!

You've got it!

When he got home, Qi Ran was so excited that he wanted to pack his things by himself, took the newly bought bowls, chopsticks and plates to the kitchen to wash, and urged Si Xiaonian to hurry to buy lunch.

Si Xiaonian kept running on the road this morning, not tired but excited.

I bought two servings of crispy croquettes with hot and sour toppings, one serving for Si Danian and one serving for Qi Ran.

Qi Ran, this bird is now treated at the same level as a pregnant woman, and it's not as good as Si Danian's, making more fuss about "pull up the ruthless" and "run away after work"... so used to it that it almost needs to be held up in the pee!

After eating one meat, one vegetable and three servings of rice, Si Xiaonian rode to Flower.coffee.

Si Danian had just finished delivering coffee and desserts to the customers by the window, he was walking back with a tray, and saw Si Xiaonian pushing the door open.

"I heard from Tang Ming that I met you in the supermarket."

Si Xiaonian expected that Brother Ming would come back earlier than him, and a dozen pomegranate juices were on the front desk.

"Well, take Qiran to the supermarket to buy something."

"Qi Ran, I haven't seen him for a long time."

"It's recuperating, I can't go anywhere if I'm lame." Si Xiaonian took out a portion of croquettes and put them on the front desk, and lifted the lid of the lunch box to let the heat out.

Greedy, Si Danian pinched a ball filled with hot and sour sauce with his fingers and put it into his mouth: "Oh~ this is it, it's so delicious, it's so hot!"

Si Xiaonian took a glass of water and handed it to Si Danian: "Eat less, do you still vomit?"

"Why don't you vomit, I vomited for breakfast, and I vomited again after making up for it in the morning.