As soon as I opened the basketball bag, I managed to avoid being blinded by a bag of chains of different thicknesses and lengths.

"Damn it! I didn't know I just robbed the gold shop." Qi Ran grabbed a handful of chains and shook them in front of his eyes.

The school basketball teammate passed in front of him: "Brother Bird, okay, the girl just brought her dowry."

Qi Ran didn't kick him, and threw a chain on the poor-mouthed man, yelling "Aoao" from being smashed.

Xiao Jie finally put down the bag, tore open his bag, and put all the chains in Qi Ran's bag into his backpack, and in the end he was almost crushed to death by a bag of chains.

Dozens of people took taxis in batches and went to the Qilixiang restaurant at the west gate of Chengshan University.

A group of people got off the car one after another in front of the Qilixiang restaurant, and were forced to go back to the dormitory to take a shower.

Niuge held him by the shoulders and refused to let him go: "It's all old men, it's just your business, after eating, you still smell like alcohol and tobacco, wash off after eating."

Teammates also said: "Your arms and legs are injured, and it is said that you can't touch the water until they grow well."

Niu Ge knows Qi Ran best: "Pull it down, let Brother Bird not take a bath for a day, he will suffer to death, this matter is forced to spring, summer, autumn and winter, he has to wash twice a day, one time early and one time late, underwear is never worn out of……"

Someone made a crotch thrusting gesture: "I know, Brother Big Bird's underwear has always been damaged by birds."

The group of people blocking the door are all from the school basketball team, who catches whoever hurts every day, usually no one dares to make fun of Qi Ran and Niu Ge, but now they dare to make fun of Qi Ran purely because Qi Ran is disabled, jumping on one leg is not lethal .

Qi Ran bumped Niuge with his elbow, Niuge rubbed his stomach to release him, and pushed him casually: "Come back quickly, after half an hour, come back and blow four bottles first."

Qi Ran was also very happy to jump up and down with one leg. Today's ball was really fun.

It was the kid who didn't stop him from being thrown away with an elbow at the end of the game.

Pity.

And when Niu Ge saw Xue Mengzi's aggressive appearance, his brain hurt just thinking about it.

If he drank alcohol today, Niu Ge would have to drag him to recall the past.

In a year, this kind of moment may come and go a hundred times.

Qi Ran was thinking about it while walking to the dormitory, and it was really not possible, so he bought two bottles of 52° Erguotou from the canteen and put Niuge in it first.

He looked up to find the commissary closest to him, and a fairly familiar figure was approaching him quickly in front of him.

Specifically, it wasn't that they approached him, it was that they went against each other.

The person riding the shared bicycle was still dressed in the same way. It seemed that he hadn't had time to change after the dance. He was dressed in black and black pants, with a white baseball cap turned upside down, and the earphones also had white wires.

Qi Ran couldn't explain why he thought this person was familiar, but he wanted to chat with him anyway.

With the injured toe on the tiptoe, he took a big step from the side of the road to the middle of the path in front of the dormitory, and his whole body was like a roadblock that appeared out of nowhere.

I almost had to buy road money with my arms akimbo.

"Sting!" The shared bicycle braked too hard, and Si Xiaonian on the car was also startled by the roadblock flying out of the sky. Not only his clothes and pants were black, but his whole body was now black.

"You..." Qi Ran was interrupted just as he opened his mouth.

"If you are disabled, just lie down, don't stand here and cause traffic jams." Si Xiaonian sucked his cheek hard, suppressing the fire and not hitting anyone.

"Fuck! Can you fucking speak human language?" Qi Ran really wanted to politely introduce himself, and politely take a bottle of Erguotou, maybe they could have a very deep friendship.

This guy's Mike dance is really awesome, but he is not good at it.

"Will you let me go? Three counts." Si Xiaonian said as he groped into the backpack with his backhand.

Qi Ran didn't notice Si Xiaonian's move, he stood like a pine tree, looking as if he would stay here even if a thunder strike struck him, he tilted his head, laughing like a thief who deserved a beating.

Si Xiaonian also laughed, withdrew his hand to take out the bag, shook it and said, "Three, huh..."

"Fuck!" Qi Ran was caught off guard by being sprayed with Yunnan Baiyao aerosol, closed his eyes and turned his head to the left, the spray followed to the left, his face to the right, and the spray followed to the right again.

"呵~~~~~~~"

Qi Ran: "... illiterate!" Why is there no first two in the number three? !

Half a bottle of aerosol was not much at first, Si Xiaonian shook the bottle for the second time and found that it was almost bottomed out, so he raised his hand and asked, "Is it cool?"

Qi Ran couldn't open his eyes, the first time he sprayed, he was defenseless, the aerosol got into his eyes, and he couldn't open his eyes so badly, Brother Bird got angry, he opened his mouth and yelled: "Fuck | you..."

Si Xiaonian spotted him opening his mouth, and finally sprayed it into the cursing mouth.

"呵~~~~~~~"

"Cough! Cough! Cough~~~" Qi Ran swallowed the aerosol, choking half to death.

The two of them were downstairs in the boys' dormitory. There were not many people on the road on Sunday, but Qi Ran also felt ashamed.

Opening his eyes again, Si Xiaonian was almost out of the west gate on his blue and white shared bicycle.

Qi Ran blinked fiery eyes and stared at the west gate until the person disappeared before turning back to the dormitory.The door of the dormitory was kicked open with a "Ku Tong", and the door of the bathroom was kicked open with a "bang dang", cold water was sprayed on the head, and Qi Ran didn't realize that he had taken a cold shower.

This man must be sick!

Must be sick!

ill!

I am seriously ill.

Gotta take a fucking ton of meds...

No, there is no cure.

Si Xiaonian didn't know yet that the members of their club were severely harmed by Qi Ran at the celebration banquet.

Qi Ran definitely can't make public about being deflated, but it's not in his character to let him swallow his breath when he loses someone.

After a meal, Qi Ran single-handedly used two bottles of 52° Erguotou to put Niuge in, and finally counted the seven members of the dance club as Xiaojie, and called him Dad.

Finally, in the Qilixiang Restaurant, a private room was opened for those who were too drunk and couldn’t find their way back to the dormitory.

A box full, headed by Niu Ge, who drank too much no matter who pulled the individual began to recall the past, dragging the dance club Xiaojie to cry for most of the night.

The six boys in the dance club are very humble when they are sober, but they feel that they can do it when they are drunk.

Qi Ran stood at the door of the box and laughed, feeling relieved at last.

I thought to myself, if I can't torture your cult leader, then I have to torture the cult members.

Qi Ran was a little puzzled why he was called the leader. At the dinner table just now, someone said that the leader was called Si Xiaonian, nicknamed Nian Ersan.

Si Xiaonian, two or three years old, this is not difficult to understand.

What does the priest mean?

Si Xiaonian passed by Flower.coffee and got out of the car to see his sister Si Danian.

His parents probably spent their whole life's literary literacy in naming the girl's son.

His sister was born on New Year's Eve, so she was called Si Danian.

Because he is younger than his sister, he is called Xiaonian.

And in the new year's festival, the small year is the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, and the big year is the [-]th of the twelfth lunar month.

A big year and a small year are reasonable.

Si Xiaonian once asked his parents if there was a third child in his family, would it be called Si Laba.

Because the first festival before Xiaoyao was the Laba Festival.

Then his mother said, "Are you stupid? Whose parents gave their own child such an ugly name."

All in all, it's hard to say.

The bicycle was parked in front of the door, and Si Xiaonian saw Si Danian standing in front of the flower stand through the glass door.

Flower.coffee sells flowers and coffee, and there are only two kinds of coffee, because Si Danian worked hard to learn two kinds of coffee methods, American coffee and Italian latte, the latter is only half a cup more than the former 60-65 °Hot milk and milk foam are not added.

Compared with the barren variety of coffee, there are dazzling varieties of flowers and potted plants. Si Danian is a master at gardening flowers and plants.

"Dad called me just now to ask me where you have been and what are you busy with? You won't be home all day." Si Danian fiddled with a pot of succulents without even raising his head, knowing people by smell, "My God! Sweaty all over, haven't showered for a few days?"

Si Xiaonian picked up the front of his shirt and sniffed it. It was very smelly. How did the smell not kill the dog just now?

"Now go to the store, what does the delivery say?" Si Xiaonian opened the freezer to find a bottle of freshly squeezed kiwi fruit juice and drank it all in one go.

"I can send someone to pick up the order at the end of the month. The courier responsible for the university has resigned. If I can't, I will deliver it myself..."

Si Xiaonian passed by Si Danian, and took away a small pot of succulents she had just planted in her hand: "Give this to me, hire me, I'll be your courier brother for a month, it can't be longer, just one month .”

Si Danian felt sorry for his own flowers, stretched out Erkang's hand and shouted: "Water once a week, let the sun shine for a while a day, don't sun it for too long!!!"

Si Xiaonian stood outside the glass door, waving his arms behind him.

He raised and died, as if he had been cursed.

If you raise goldfish, the goldfish will die overnight.

No pot of flowers can live for a week, and sometimes it is negotiated that several pots will die together.

I raised a puppy in junior high school and also got encephalitis.

worry.

It's probably useless to let him live in peace with something alive and kicking.

For example, the one blocking the way.

What the fuck, didn't you want to slap him to death with a fly swatter?

It doesn't have much combat effectiveness, at most half a tube of aerosol can handle the goods.

The author has something to say: Thank you for your support!

bow!

By the way, please accept me~

☆、wire ring

When Si Xiaonian arrived at the fruit and vegetable store, the fresh food distribution truck was parked at the back door, and half of the goods had been unloaded.

Since his father took a break from acute ventilation after the new year, he and the clerk Ming are responsible for unloading the goods every day.If there is no accident, he will come back after class every day to help unload the goods, and then go back to school when he is done.

After his sophomore year, he will apply not to live on campus, even if he doesn't want to live at home, he can still live in a hotel.

The fruit and vegetable shop was opened by his parents. In the early years, it was just a simple room in the vegetable market. After he went to high school, his family bought a shop and turned it into a fruit and vegetable shop.Over the years, this well-known organic fruit and vegetable shop has been built, and a branch was opened last year.

Brother Ming was holding a large stack of strawberry foam boxes and saw Si Xiaonian from a distance, and shouted, "You disappeared? It's a big day."

Si Xiaonian put the car against the wall, threw his backpack on the steps, and hurriedly started to carry the goods.

"There's a competition today. Thank you for your hard work, Brother Ming. My sister brought you freshly squeezed juice, and I'll bring it to you after I'm done."

Originally, Brother Ming only planned to carry five boxes of strawberries. After Si Xiaonian said this, he added another five boxes. The stack of ten boxes of strawberries surpassed Brother Ming's head. Walking was all based on guesswork.

Si Xiaonian teased Brother Ming: "Brother Ming, are you drinking kiwi fruit juice as spinach juice?"

Brother Ming just smiled foolishly.

After unloading the goods, the two stood side by side in front of the humidifying refrigerator, enjoying the humidification treatment of organic vegetables.

Brother Ming took a small sip of the kiwi fruit juice, as if tasting old daughter's red.

Standing in front of the humid refrigerator, Si Xiaonian stretched out his head to let the white air spray on his face and neck, quickly cooling down and moisturizing the skin.

Brother Ming: "After you smoke like this, your skin is wet. When you return to the dormitory, your roommates can smell the earthy smell of vegetables all over your body from a long distance away."

Si Xiaonian smiled but said nothing, his profile was covered in mist, a very beautiful and delicate face.

Brother Ming stretched out his hand and pulled Si Xiaonian in front of the garlic: "Come on, smoke some garlic, the spring flu is here, kill and kill the virus on a large scale."

Si Xiaonian moved back to the place where he was standing just now: "No, I still like the smell of wormwood stalks." He poked his nose in front of several bundles of wormwood stalks and took a breath.

Brother Ming also leaned over to smell it, and Si Xiaonian stepped up, pressed the back of Brother Ming's head, and slapped his face on a pile of Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum leaves.

The two quarreled for a while, after humidifying the front and humidifying the back, Si Xiaonian was so hungry that he didn't wait for his mother to deliver food or order takeaway.

So he made a phone call. Unsurprisingly, his parents quarreled again. Judging from the decibels of the voice and the time interval between the last and the last sentence, Si Xiaonian knew that this fight would take a long time.When he understood what feelings are, his parents had already quarreled so much that they lost their feelings, but they were able to make do with it for most of their lives.

After hanging up the phone, Si Xiaonian rode back to school.

The night at the beginning of March was a bit chilly. He had just sweated and humidified thoroughly. When the night wind blew, he shivered.

I met inexplicably holding a stack of books downstairs, Si Xiaonian started to play tricks from a long distance, and started to accelerate violently ten meters away from inexplicably, when the visual inspection was only two meters away, the blue and white shared bicycle made a 240° swing Tail, rear wheel drift.

Inexplicably calm, he looked at Si Xiaonian playing tricks, and said: "According to the length of the car, and the distance between you and me when the front wheel is fixed and the rear wheel is drifting, you should be at the front wheel when I am 1.8 meters away. , the rear wheel flicks to ensure that you are right in front of me when you stop, and only in this way can you be considered handsome.”

Si Xiaonian was very convinced, this handsome guy played 0.2 meters earlier, or more, he gave a thumbs up inexplicably: "Brother Wonderful, help me get a seat, I'll go upstairs to take a shower and have a meal, half an hour I'll find you later."

The handsome face with inexplicable facial paralysis continued to calculate: "Based on the experience of knowing you for one year and six months, if you want to go to the study room in half an hour, then you have to eat immediately after taking a shower. During this period, the body is naturally air-dried, saving you from wiping your body for a minute to two minutes, or if you don’t like to eat, you can put on clothes after drying, and eat while walking to the study room..."

Si Xiaonian regretted that he stopped Brother Inexplicable, he raised his hand to stop: "Brother Wonderful, if you don't leave, stay here with me to figure it out. You were originally scheduled to go to the study room..."

Before Si Xiaonian finished speaking, he turned around inexplicably and left.

When going upstairs, the WeChat message "Ding Ding Ding" popped up, but Si Xiaonian still couldn't figure it out.

Inexplicable me: Do the math, I'll be 3 minutes late.

I don’t know why: Continuing with the calculation just now, it should be 42-45 minutes after you arrive at the study room, of course other force majeure is excluded...

Si Xiaonian directly ignored the second half, this WeChat message was sent by Mo Ming while walking to the study room without guessing.

Don't guess the brain circuit of Xueba!

Inexplicably, as soon as he opened his mouth to calculate, the three living in their dormitory wanted to open the window and jump off the building together.

The other two people in the dormitory have girlfriends, so they must still be wandering outside at the moment, Si Xiaonian didn't follow the inexplicable suggestion to eat naked, and he didn't want to go to the study room while eating.

People who follow this kind of theory cannot afford to be hurt.

Coming out of the bathroom wrapped in steam, Si Xiaonian chose to wear a pair of big underpants before eating, eating naked, he really didn't have such a hobby.

Inexplicably, the meal that was brought back for him was cold, but he still ate it coldly, and then found a big gap in his stomach with a piece of chocolate, and finally poured a cup of hot water and slipped through the small gap in his stomach, before he felt full. up.

This day was spent in a hurry, Si Xiaonian didn't notice anything wrong when he was in a hurry, but now he was drinking from a water glass and finally knew what was wrong.

The wire loop is gone?

Si Xiaonian collected himself, rummaged through his sweat-smelling pants, and then rummaged through the backpack he had been carrying all day, but there was still nothing there.I searched every corner, even in the shoes and socks I changed, but still couldn't find it.

"Damn!" Si Xiaonian rested his head on the side of the bunk bed, a little flustered, thinking about when the wire ring disappeared.

I wore it when I played in the game in the morning, because my teammates asked if it was a couple ring.

On the bus back to school after lunch, I also touched it a few times, because I was afraid that there would be too many people crowding me out.

I took a taxi to the gymnasium, and I touched it in the taxi, because I was anxious and acted out of habit.

So, fell on the basketball court while dancing?

Or did it fall in the rest area before entering the field?

"Bang!" Kicking the leg of the iron bed, the bed hit the wall with a muffled sound.

Just then the dormitory door opened, and Si Xiaonian's roommate looked at Si Xiaonian in surprise: "Master, do your feet hurt?"

It hurts!But Si Xiaonian was afraid that if he opened his mouth, he would burst into foul language, so he couldn't hold back after holding back for a while.

"Fuck! It hurts." The word "fuck" summed up a thousand words.

Zhang Yu went into the room after he was stunned, and put a bag of snacks on the table: "Today, the school forums are all you, and you are popular all the way. You would rather kick the bed in the dormitory than play with your harem, so heartless. So unreasonable..."

Si Xiaonian grabbed a book of Constitution | Jurisprudence from the table, and a long-sleeved T-shirt from the closet and threw it on his shoulders.

When he was about to walk out of the dormitory door, he asked Zhang Yu: "Do you want to go to the study room?"

"Don't go, shopping with my girlfriend has exhausted all my blood, don't go, bye, I want to nestle and nourish my essence."

Getting dressed while going downstairs, Si Xiaonian really wanted to run all the way to the city gymnasium.

I don't know if there will be cleaning after the show is over?

He will definitely clean up... After a messy footstep, he suddenly collapsed... just lost...

This feeling is as if... the thing that was supposed to accompany him to death suddenly doesn't belong to him.

Those who don't belong... defenseless.

Even if he figured it out one day, standing by the river and throwing the wire hoop into the river would be more comfortable than throwing it unsuspectingly.

Looking up again, I have reached the front of the teaching building, the floor where I can go to the study room, the lights on the whole floor are on.

Si Xiaonian stood on the path and looked up at the floor where the lights were on.In the quiet campus, the lights on that floor are very warm.

Today is March [-]th,...how is he going to tell Xia Weishen that he lost the wire ring?

"Don't wash it, you're going to wash the bird's bald skin again." Seeing Qi Ran jumping towards the bathroom with a towel, the boss of the dormitory said behind him.

Qi Ran took the bath towel and slapped the boss on the back hard, and regretted it after the pumping.The greasy streaky fat on the boss's back bounced a few times under his towel visible to the naked eye, and the surface of his skin glowed with a layer of oil under the light.

There are many reasons why the boss is lazy. He said that in order to retain his true essence, he took a bath every three and five, wiped his body every two and forty six, and depended on his mood on Sundays.

Qi Ran wailed in his heart - his bath towel was finished.

After taking a shower, Qi Ran started to wash today's clothes and backpack again. It's awesome that many of his things were washed bad.

There was a layer of dust on the bottom of the black backpack, and there were a few long hairs, all grinning. The group of evildoers in the dance club took him to pack the chain on his back, and then threw it on the ground. After all, everyone's basketball bags were piled up on the ground. .

Fuck it, a group of monsters!

After washing it once and rinsing it several times, I felt that the bag was finally clean, so I stopped completely.

Carrying the bag upside down and walking to the balcony, passing behind the boss, the man said again: "Big bird, do you know..."

Qi Ran: "I don't know."

The boss was completely unaffected by the interruption, and continued to babble: "Just you, you are a man everywhere, from dandruff to the mud in your toenails..."

Qi Ran put her feet close to the boss's eyes: "Look! There is no mud, I have always disappointed you."

The boss waved his hand: "Yes, you must have just washed it, so I said, there is not a single spot on your body from the inside to the outside that is not the standard of a rough guy..."

Qi Ran sneered: "Boss has noticed that you have been a little bloated recently?"

The boss clasped his fists together: "Thanks to brothers for not giving up..."

Qi Ran: "I give up, but I hate it."

The boss is neither humble nor overbearing: "Just your strength of scrubbing and scrubbing, you can directly lower your height of [-] meters tall, a pure man, to the height where you don't need to buy a ticket to get on the bus." This sentence was finally finished, and the boss gave a slap in relief. Thighs, buckle the big earphones to the ears, and then qualify.

Qi Ran was hanging up his bag, and turned around with a smile to scold people, "Dingling!" There was a crisp sound, not too loud or too soft, it couldn't be ignored.

Bending down to pick it up and looking at it again, Qi Ran realized that the ugly thing is a wire ring, a wire ring similar to a ring, and also like a chic key ring, the pull ring in the middle of a zipper, and it can be seen that it is purely handmade .

The workmanship is fairly meticulous, and it will not scratch the skin or clothing when you hold it on your hand or hang it on your body after polishing. Just looking at the faded side of the metal, you can see that this iron ring has been used for a long time.

A very special ring, Qi Ran was throwing it in his hand, just happened to be missing a key ring for the car keys of his grandson's special car.

The car key in one hand and the wire ring in the other hand have been gesticulating for a long time, but the key can't be worn through at all.

With the lamp on the desk, Qi Ran looked at the thin wire ring again.

The person who made this wire ring must have put a lot of thought into it. A row of thin wires are looped four times, which is wider than ordinary rings. When the ends are docked, they are coiled around the four rings of thin wire, like two people embracing each other.

Qi Ran suddenly smiled, he had quite a rich imagination.

It was just a piece of faded wire, which forced him to see a story.

What else does he study medicine? He should write novels.

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Brother Bird (⊙o⊙): Other people’s boyfriends smell like perfume, body wash, washing powder, and toothpaste. My boyfriend smells like garlic. I heard that garlic and coffee go well together.

Leader: Pull out your feathers again!

Brother Bird covered KD: Come on (ー_ー), if you don't touch you, you are a head of garlic.

☆, lame

Xiaojie got through the phone for help, but no one answered.

Si Xiaonian was absent-minded all night during his evening self-study. He stood downstairs in the dormitory and called again, but still no one answered.

He had no choice but to call Xiaojie: "Xiaojie, the call didn't go through, are you sure it's from the school basketball team?"

"The phone was given to me by the captain of the school basketball team, Niu Ge. There can be no mistake. Why don't I ask tomorrow?"

Si Xiaonian leaned against the tree dejectedly, looked down at the ground: "Tomorrow I will ask myself, thank you for explaining."

If the barbed wire ring is really in the hands of the blocking dog, wouldn't it be possible to come back?

Half the tube of Yunnan Baiyao aerosol was sprayed on the man's face, and when they met, he really couldn't tell if he could start a fight.

Si Xiaonian didn't return to the dormitory until it was time to turn off the lights.

The light suddenly went dark, and Qi Ran turned on the bedside table lamp to continue reading, and hung up the phone only a second before turning off the light.

The boss said while crawling on the bed: "Do you like to listen to the sound of 'buzzing, buzzing', buzzing for two hours?"

Qi Ran gave a "hmm", and then the two legs covered by the quilt began to bend and straighten, and then straighten again.

The boss got into the quilt and began to rub the quilt: "Phew~~It's so cold, huh~~I rub it, rub it, rub it, fuck it! Come and feel it."

Qi Ran straightened her legs and began to laugh: "Today is faster than yesterday, Boss, you are rushing for premature ejaculation."

In the unheated dormitory, the heating depends on rubbing the sheets and quilts to generate heat.

The boss squeezed his throat and called twice.

They were all at the age when just listening to a few sounds would make them lust|fire|burn their bodies, the boss yelled, and the other three started to coax, yelling and panting.

For a moment, the dormitory turned into a G|V audio recording site, the fake love was sincere, the fake passion was radiant, and the wave was higher than the wave.

Unable to bear it, Qi Ran thumped the bed hard: "Stop! Withered! I heard through the door that there are four homosexuals in the room, so at least you put two A|Vs to add to the fun."

When the lights are turned off, it’s time to chat. In the male dormitory where there are no taboos, the topic at this time is usually girls.

The second child in the dormitory is called Ji Rui. Thanks to his name, he will be touched every time he takes an exam. He has a tendency to become bald. Is the girl who handed you the tissue your girlfriend?"

Qi Ran smiled: "You also said it's a girl, but that's Niu Ge's white moonlight, don't fucking talk nonsense."

Boss and Qi Ran are high school classmates who knew the inside story, so they were not surprised at all.

The other two "ah?" "Huh?"

Qi Ran didn't want to say more, because Niu Ge had been in a hurry with many people because of this matter, most of the time he just scolded a few words and even made a move.

Niu Ge thought that it was because he had chased Xue Mengzi that Qi Ran never accepted Xue Mengzi.

As long as Qi Ran is not blind, he can tell that Niu Ge, who has lived among thousands of flowers, will always look for a second Xue Mengzi.

Back in high school, he did not accept Xue Mengzi because his buddies liked her.

But after Niu Ge's love history broke through double digits, he still couldn't accept Xue Mengzi, and it wasn't just because of his buddies.

He doesn't like Xue Mengzi, he can't be interested, he can't feel other than friends, and he has no feelings for many girls like Xue Mengzi.

But Niu Ge and Xue Mengzi don't think so, they seem to be obsessed with self-speculation, and they can't extricate themselves. The two have a tacit understanding from high school to now that he refuses to associate with Xue Mengzi because of friendship or something.

Actually not.

Qi Ran thought about it, fell asleep in a daze, and was woken up by the wire ring in the pocket of his pajama pants in the middle of the night, and put it away, but he couldn't find it in the morning.

Fuck it!

He also wanted to go back after teasing enough people.

This fucking is really looking for trouble!

There were two classes on Monday morning, and in the second class, Si Xiaonian deliberately sat in the seat closest to the back door. After class, he grabbed his book and slipped away.

He made a hundred and eighty turns and found out that the crippled striker was a medical student.

Qi Ran is at the Experimental Center for Pathogenic Organisms and Immunity today.

When Si Xiaonian ran to the laboratory building, there were already people walking out of the building together, so he pushed through the crowd and went upstairs in a retrograde direction.

Someone from the dance club stopped him to talk, Si Xiaonian hurriedly dealt with it, asked the location of the sophomore laboratory, and then ran to the laboratory on the fifth floor.

Most of the students in the lab didn't leave, they all stood in front of the recycling bin and took off their disposable gloves and disposable masks.

Qi Ran took off his mask and gloves, and left the laboratory in a white coat.

"Hey! Lame!" Si Xiaonian ran up the corner of the stairs and saw Qi Ran coming out of the laboratory. After he finished calling, the man continued walking as if he didn't hear him. You're not sick, do you dare to utter a word?"

For a moment, all the students in the corridor looked at Si Xiaonian.

Qi Ran had already seen Si Xiaonian from the corner of his eye, and cursed secretly in his heart: J|Your uncle!

Si Xiaonian was still breathing calmly, his chest throbbing was getting slower and slower, but the thin sweat on his face didn't stop.

Qi Ran stopped and turned to look at the people behind him.

The entrance of the laboratory seemed to be congested in the morning and evening rush hours. Most of the students who hadn't left in one laboratory had their heads stuck at the entrance, and their eyes flicked back and forth between Si Xiaonian and Qi Ran.

Qi Ran felt a little guilty at the moment, after all, if the wire ring really belonged to Si Xiaonian, it would have been lost in his hands.Last night, before Niuge gave his phone number to Xiaojie, he greeted him, and he also told Niuge that he wanted to tease Si Xiaonian before returning the things.

After all, there is still a half-pipe of Yunnan Baiyao Aerosol between the two of them.

Qi Ran frowned: "Call you grandson, dare to agree?"

Almost finished speaking, Si Xiaonian stretched out his hand in front of Qi Ran: "Grandson, bring the wire ring while Grandpa is happy."

Qi Ran mentally scolded Niu Ge as a big idiot: "No!" After speaking, he turned to leave.

Si Xiaonian was in a hurry, and Xiao Jie told him to ask Qi Ran for it. At that time, he thought that the wire ring must be in the hands of the crippled striker.

No!

No!have!

He suddenly couldn't figure it out, is Niu Ge playing tricks?Or is Qi Ran playing him?

No matter which one, he must find a place to vent his anger that has been simmering all night and all morning.

"Ku tom!" As soon as Qi Ran raised his foot, Si Xiaonian raised his elbow and smashed it on his back, and he leaned forward and lay down on the wall submissively.

"what!"

"ah!!"

The girl screamed in fright, and the boy booed as if watching the excitement.

The boss of Qi Ran's dormitory in the laboratory ran out to drag Si Xiaonian. After all, this is the boundary of the medical school, and it is impossible for the law majors to turn the tables.

Qi Ran grabbed his sore shoulder, turned around and leaned against the wall, not angry, looked at Si Xiaonian and sneered: "Listen, I originally planned to tease you, tell you little boy, the medicine is It’s used to save lives and heal the wounded, not to joke or hurt people, understand?”

After finishing speaking, he looked at Si Xiaonian's eyes suddenly sharpened, raised his hand and said to the boss who was holding Si Xiaonian: "Let go of him."

Si Xiaonian finally understood that it wasn't Xiaojie who was tricked, it was him who was tricked

He sneered: "Tell me, why are you willing to pay me back?"

Qi Ran also laughed, raised his hand and waved it, and said to the group of girls crowded at the door of the laboratory, "Girls, pass me a bottle of disinfectant alcohol spray."

Within two seconds, a large bottle of disinfectant alcohol spray was thrown from the air.

All medical students know that this thing is alcohol diluted with water, and it is usually used to clean operating tables and laboratory instruments.

But in Si Xiaonian's eyes, this is very pure alcohol, much more lethal than Yunnan Baiyao aerosol, just spray it if you want to.

Qi Ran looked at Si Xiaonian with a wicked smile, no different from a gangster on the street, and shook the bottle full of disinfectant alcohol: "Wow, wow~~ I need to spray it!"

"呲~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Si Xiaonian closed his eyes and pursed his lips in response. After a second, the expected cold feeling did not appear, and high or low laughter began to appear around him.

Suddenly his face was covered by a hand and moved from top to bottom, Si Xiaonian frowned and backed away, opened his eyes and stared at Qi Ran: "If you fucking want to spray, spray!"

Qi Ran shook the disinfectant alcohol again, gritted his upper and lower teeth, grinned, and then smiled.

Si Xiaonian took a step forward to grab the alcohol, and sprayed it on Qi Ran.

"呲~~~~~~"

When Qi Ran was snatched from the bottle, his other hand had already lifted the bottom of his white coat and covered his face after lifting it up. The faint smell of alcohol penetrated through a layer of fabric and rushed into his nasal cavity, and Qi Ran sneezed with a long aftertaste.

"A~Autumn~~"

Si Xiaonian did not expect the alcohol content of this thing to be so low.

Qi Ran took off his white coat smoothly, and said as he took it off: "It is true that the wire ring fell out of my backpack, and I lost it again, and I am to blame for it, but it is my fault that something fell into my bag." who?"

Si Xiaonian was full of anger: "Where is it lost again? I will find it myself!"

Qi Ran raised his eyebrows and smiled: "It's so urgent, did your girlfriend give it to you?"

Seeing him raising his eyebrows and smiling again, Si Xiaonian wanted to spit at him with itchy hands: "Fuck you..." He turned his head and took a deep breath, then turned his head and gritted his teeth and asked, "Where did you lose it?"

Qi Ran said it calmly, deliberately annoying people: "In my dormitory, I thought it was disgusting when I slept last night, so I threw it away, but it was gone."

Si Xiaonian was shocked and added 1 puzzles: "Sleep? Did you bring it?!"

Qi Ran grinned, a little disgusted: "No," he scratched his brows, "Put it in his trouser pocket."

Si Xiaonian: "..." He must be sick! "I finally know what it means to not heal yourself."

With the tip of his tongue against his cheeks, Qi Ran thought about this sentence, is he saying that he is sick?

Yes, definitely means he is sick...

Are all law students swearing so tactfully?

Si Xiaonian didn't wait for Qi Zizi to understand: "Let's go back to your dormitory."

Qi Ran, a disabled person who hopped on one leg, would definitely not be able to beat Si Xiaonian. He turned around and said, "I have to go back to the laboratory in an hour, and I have to go back to the dormitory. Bye-Bye!"

Si Xiaonian looked at Qi Ran like a big kangaroo, and jumped to the door of the ladder in a few steps, dodging him.

He was blocked by a fire, and he only drank water for lunch, and he drank a liter of water.

In the criminal law class in the afternoon, he impulsively took a class and wanted to raise his hand to ask the criminal law teacher, such behavior as a crippled striker who did not return the things he had ignorantly received could be sentenced to a few years at most.

Damn, she should get out of the Meridian Gate and behead her, and ransack her house to show the public!

After class in the afternoon, Si Xiaonian didn't go to the laboratory building to block people anymore. In the morning, his head was obviously hot and impulsive. As soon as he made a move on the boundary of the medical school, he waved his hands all over the floor to help. He dared to attack him without any discussion.

This time he was stuck downstairs in the dormitory.

Qi Ran thought he would see Si Xiaonian after class, but it was Xue Mengzi who he saw.

Xue Mengzi wore a little more clothes today than when she danced yesterday, and only a little more.It was the same sweater with big eyes and leaking copper, and the tube top was replaced by a half-sleeved T-shirt, knee-length boots, or shorts, with two big white legs exposed between the leather boots and shorts.

Qi Ran stood on the steps, raised his eyebrows and lowered his eyebrows, and asked with black lines on his face: "Aren't you cold?"

Xue Mengzi saw that there was always a smile on Qi Ran's face, as if this girl was born with this smiling face: "It's so cold everywhere, if you're afraid I'll be cold, hurry up and eat hot pot, okay?"

Qi Ran went to Xue Mengzi as a couple, and automatically went into a speechless state: "Does your school not notify the other party in advance when you make appointments? Is it the rule of your foreign school?" He said while holding his mobile phone to make a call.

Xue Mengzi strode forward with long legs, walked up to Qi Ran, snatched the phone away, pouted, glanced at the phone that had just been connected, handed it to her ear, and said in a commanding tone: "Qi Ran and I went out to eat, You are not allowed to come..."

Qi Ran snatched the phone: "Come here, take me to the hospital to change my medicine."

After hanging up the phone, Qi Ran stood on the steps and looked up at the sky, Xue Mengzi stood under the steps and stared at Qi Ran.

Qi Ran let out a gust of hot air that was barely audible, and Xue Mengzi's smiling face was almost unstoppable.

Xue Mengzi bowed her head first and said softly: "I didn't know you were going to change your medicine.

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