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Occasional encounters are even more nonsense, Qiran No. [-] Building, Si Xiaonian No. [-] Building, the entrance and exit of the dormitory area have been opened up by students with tens of thousands of exits.
"Is get out of class over?" Si Xiaonian asked without opening his mouth, not even a word of greeting.
Qi Ran finished class early today, and now he's at the club: "The class ends at four o'clock, do you want to treat me to dinner?"
"Didn't you owe me a meal?" Si Xiaonian had just returned from Si Danian's place, when he passed by Building No. [-], he remembered that he had promised Grandpa Qi Ran that he would look at Qi Ran's "full beard and tail".
"Okay, eat now, I'll go find you..."
"I've eaten," Si Xiaonian hurriedly interrupted him, "When will you punch?"
"... Listen to what my grandpa said?" Qi Ran was silent for a few seconds, "Number 23, do you want to come and see?" He didn't want Si Xiaonian to watch him play. In the first game, he can't be distracted to be handsome. In the third game, he basically has to do his best to win. If he wins, he will be bruised and swollen, and there is no good land. Do not image.
"Do you want to buy a ticket?"
"Buy——, it's very expensive, and it's not very good-looking. A group of shirtless old men are fighting close to each other. What's so good about it? If you really want to watch it, why don't you watch a cartoon at home."
Si Xiaonian thought it was funny, should it be so obvious, he deliberately provoked Qi Ran: "Are you—afraid of losing?"
"Fuck! Who's afraid of the grandson!" Qi Ran has become so angry that he can't vent his desire recently.
Si Xiaonian laughed out loud this time: "Aren't you a grandson? Isn't it just for picking up your grandson?"
Qi Ran was speechless, it was all a hole he had dug, and when it was his turn to jump, he had to jump down with a smile on his face: "You, you called just to choke me, right? Are you okay? It's okay, go dance your square dance!"
With a bald mouth, tell the truth!
I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air.
"...……… Square dance, right?" Si Xiaonian's half-smile expression scared the mosquitoes around him to chill.
Qi Ran on the other end of the phone trembled: "No, I, I'm jumping, you're not, ah!! Master!!" After the last "Guru" on the phone, he was wronged to death by the 1.8-meter-long man on the opposite side.
"It's useful to be cute, why do you want to study law?" Si Xiaonian's words were unhurried and careless, just like plucking a bird's feathers and comforting it before slaughtering it, causing the Brazilian bird on the opposite side to bury the rest of its life in the comforting sound.
He smiled and asked, "Do you know the Brazilian bird?"
One side of Qi Ran's body was numb when he was listening, and he switched his phone to the other side to listen in a daze: "Well, I saw it in "Rio Adventure". It has a small body and a very big mouth..." Qi Ran heard a smile on the other side He said, "I|Day! Swearing is just straight up and sincerely. On the other side of the cat phone, you are not afraid that I will misunderstand you and you will praise me if you make such a sharp turn."
"People who study law don't do things that violate their conscience, so they can't boast." Si Xiaonian was still smiling.
Qi Ran laughed too, and asked, "Do you really want to watch the game?"
Si Xiaonian told the truth: "Seeing that your grandfather was quite worried, he couldn't hold back at that time, and promised him to take you back with 'whole beard and tail'."
"Does my grandpa think you are reliable, you look like a good student..." Qi Ran hurriedly shut up, he realized that his IQ might be fucking on the bus.
"Hehe," Si Xiaonian sneered, "Leave a few tickets for me."
Before hanging up the phone on the other side, Qi Ran seized every minute and said, "Come here after class on Saturday, and treat you to dinner after the game, come or not? Let's go home together next week..." Hang up the phone, Qi Ran Hearing the sound of beeping, the corners of his mouth raised, he could say how much he earned, his mouth was racing against time.
On Tuesday, Si Xiaonian received a call from Qi Ran asking him if he would go to the club to get a ticket at night. Si Xiaonian was looking for materials in the library and refused.
On Thursday, Qi Ran asked again, and Si Xiaonian repeated the agreed time: "You said that I should pick it up on Saturday, and you need to leave the ticket at the front desk on the second floor." Qi Ran hung up the phone listlessly.
Abstinence makes people blind, Qi Ran felt that he was blind at this time, and even had hallucinations, and regarded the back of Zhou Zheng's apprentice as Si Xiaonian, knowing that it was not, as long as this person turned his face, he would wake up immediately, and he would never Exaggeratedly jumped five meters away.
But he still looked meanly at the back of apprentice Zhou Zheng and asked, "Hey? Can you dance jazz?"
Apprentice Zhou Zheng is Qi Ran's sparring partner, and he is wrapping a bandage on his wrist. He didn't turn his head when he heard the words: "Brother Bird, what are you doing? I'm a boxer who wants to dance jazz for Mao?!" Biathlon.
Hearing this man's rough voice, Qi Ran was shattered in an instant, and secretly lost his sentence: "So you can't become a boxing champion, and a boxer who can't dance jazz can't become an awesome boxing champion!"
It's just that I love my house and my crow, it's just so blunt!
Apprentice Zhou Zheng's face was sprayed with feces: Damn it!where am I?who I am?What do you say?
Qi Ran hurried away before this person turned around, he was afraid that once this person turned around, he couldn't help punching him and giving this person his entire face, it was too fucking ugly.
Now the teacher who dances jazz on the second floor dumps you [-] streets.
He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the jazz dance teacher on the second floor: Come and find me on the top floor.
After class, after taking a shower and changing clothes, Si Xiaonian took out his mobile phone and wanted to call Qi Ran, but when he saw the message, he went upstairs to find Qi Ran.
When the elevator reached the top floor, he stepped out of the elevator and faced the cleaning station who was cleaning the elevator.
The cleaner is a man in his 50s, he smiled and said, "I'm sorry."
Si Xiaonian replied: "It's okay." He walked two steps in, and found that there were signs "Non-members are not allowed to enter" at the entrances on both sides. He turned around and asked the cleaning: "I'm looking for someone, how can I get there?"
After cleaning the mirrored elevator, the cleaner was holding a bottle that looked like air freshener and started spraying it in the corner. Hearing the sound, he turned around and said, "It's not that members can't get in. You need to find someone and call him to come out to pick you up before you can get in. "
After cleaning, she started to spray something: "呵~~~~"
The scent filled the air instantly, Si Xiaonian rubbed his nose, it smelled like a lily, very strong, he turned his head and coughed while choking.
The cleaner reminded again: "The young man is hiding inside, it has insecticidal ingredients."
Si Xiaonian had no choice but to walk inside for a while, just as he took out his mobile phone to call Qi Ran, a short and sturdy man walked up to him. The man's complexion was unkind, his face was full of flesh, he squinted at Si Xiaonian, and whistled. , cursed in a low voice and said, "Put all the fucking people in there!"
Hearing this, Si Xiaonian frowned. He didn't want to chase after him for a fight, and he didn't want to scold him back. Many of these boxers are addicted to fighting, and he still doesn't want to fight with these people, and he may not be able to beat them. No matter how good he stretched out his hand, there is no need to go to the boxing club to find a fight.
When the phone was connected, screams and curses suddenly came from the elevator hall.
"Ah! Fuck~, who the hell told you to spray this stuff, fuck|your mother!"
"Oh! Don't! Ah!!"
"Clang!"
Si Xiaonian walked quickly to the elevator hall, the screams were from the cleaning, and the yelling was from the man who was cursing just now.
He hadn't reached the elevator hall when suddenly the alarm sounded for the entire floor, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ " " suddenly the whole floor is alarmed, very troublesome.
"Ah~~ Don't hit it, the air freshener is also an insecticide~~~"
When Si Xiaonian turned the corner, he saw a short, burly man with a fleshy face holding up the trash can for cleaning.He walked over quickly and when the trash can was about to hit the cleaner, he pulled the cleaner by the collar and took him off half a meter backwards.
The cleaning was trembling, her face was ashen, and one hand was shaking like a spasm.
At this moment, there were many people running out of the two entrances, most of them were wearing boxing gloves, big pants, shirtless, and some were barefoot.
"What's wrong?
"Who smashed the alarm?!"
"Fat Chao, what are you crazy about?!" Zhou Zheng walked up to the fierce Aowu Zhuang and pushed him.
Fat Chao was pushed against the wall by Zhou Zheng, and he stretched out his fingers to clean it: "You fucking should let him go now, or I will beat him once every time I see him, I didn't fucking say that you are not allowed to use shitty air fresheners in clubs ! Insecticide!"
Si Xiaonian was very puzzled. Many people put some air-purifying fragrances or charcoal bags in their homes, shoe cabinets or bathrooms.
Is this kind of thing forbidden in the club?
So weird.
Qi Ran pushed aside the crowd, grabbed Si Xiaonian, and looked around with a cold face: "Where is the injury?" He said while pinching Si Xiaonian's shoulder to check the injury.
When Si Xiaonian saw that Qi Ran was about to squat down and pinch his leg, he woke up from the half-shocked state of Qi Ran: "It's not me, it has nothing to do with me."
Qi Ran stared at Si Xiaonian's face to confirm that it was really okay, then let out a sigh of relief, and cursed in a low voice: "Crazy!"
Zhou Zheng also glanced at Qi Ran, and faced Shang Feichao's ferocious face, he explained fiercely: "I said it before, but he just came here, and he hasn't figured out which places can be used and which places can't be used. Besides, this is You can talk about your personal request! But you can't fucking do it! Call the police!"
Qi Ran grabbed Si Xiaonian's arm and broke through the crowd to get in: "Go in first, I'll change clothes before leaving."
Si Xiaonian looked back at the two who were about to fight, he broke away from Qi Ran's hand, approached Qi Ran and asked, "Is that person allergic?"
Qi Ran's ears felt hot, and he stopped suddenly, staring at Si Xiaonian and asking, "How do you know?"
Si Xiaonian scratched his ear, grasping it very hard, his ears turned red instantly, and Qi Ran forced his eyes away as well.He turned his head to look at Fat Chao, who was about to fight with Zhou Zheng. When Fat Chao scolded people, or gestured in the air with his hands, he would unconsciously grab his ears, and it was obvious that his ears were a little bigger than usual.
The redness became more and more obvious.
From the eyes of the onlookers, all his actions could be categorized as anger.
If Qi Ran wasn't a half-professional student, and if Si Xiaonian wasn't so careful, Qi Ran wouldn't have known that Fei Chao was allergic to air fresheners and insecticides.
Could it be an allergy to some ingredients?
"How do you know he's allergic?" Qi Ran looked at Si Xiaonian and asked.
For a boxer to have a weakness is fatal.
Fei Chao used to be a professional athlete, retired very hastily, and retired at the age when he was able to fight, and then joined the club. He thought he was much higher than all non-professional boxers, and never concealed his contempt for them.
"My sister is allergic to scallops," Si Xiaonian said, pointing to her ears. "If she accidentally eats them, her ears will swell, and she will keep scratching and scratching. In severe cases, she will have hearing loss and difficulty breathing."
Qi Ran looked back at Fat Chao again, but within half a minute he was almost sure that his voice was getting higher and higher, and Fat Chao, who kept stretching his head forward and doing the listening posture, had a hearing loss. , normal breathing.
Sudden hearing loss can make patients irritable and restless.
Fei Chao is very irritable now, almost like a rage.
Zhou Zheng, who has a bad temper, should use force to suppress Fei Chao, who is out of control.
Qi Ran smiled slyly, turned to look at Si Xiaonian: "The eyes are really thieves!"
Si Xiaonian didn't pay much attention to Qi Ran, Qi Ran didn't even wear shoes except for the big sports pants, oh, and he also wore a pair of cuff gloves, so he wasn't completely naked.
Sweat beads on the chest and back flowed down the contours of the muscles, and the hair was completely wet. It was no different from just walking out of the shower. At most, there was an extra pair of big pants.
Si Xiaonian glanced at Qi Ran and looked forward again: "I can only do square dancing, my eyesight is really not that good." And he's about to go blind soon!
Qi then realizes that he is dressed at this time... It seems that there is no dress at all. He only wears a pair of sports pants, and there is a half-hollow net on each side of the pants. Because the half-hollow style is breathable, he is afraid of covering it. Fuck it, I don't want the function to decline.
The white triangle worn inside today seems to be exposed at this time...
It's two o'clock... too late to cover it.
Pure as him, don't want to live anymore!
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
The author has something to say: [Second update]
Brazil. Bird Brother→_→: Look! The man next to me is confused by my hue, wow ha ha ha ha ~~~~
Hierarch ←_←: Crooked, Yaoyao Ling?
☆, daily life
Si Xiaonian didn't see the competition ring in the training area on the top floor, and he didn't find a bigger field when he looked around.
Qi Ran came out, stood at the door of the lounge and looked at Si Xiaonian's profile, raised his hand to touch the position of his heart, pressed it, and then walked over.
"Let's have dinner together." He handed the four cards in his hand to Si Xiaonian, "Tomorrow at eight o'clock in the evening, enter the venue and swipe the card, is four enough?"
"Enough." Si Xiaonian took the card and asked, "Where is the venue?"
"There is a ring on the fifth floor. You need to pay a deposit to enter the arena. You can pay the minimum. If you don't tip the reward in the arena, the deposit will be returned in full when you leave the arena." Qi Ran glanced at Si Xiaonian, and he said in a low voice Well, he never felt ashamed of making money by boxing, but now he was afraid that Si Xiaonian would have an idea.
"What is the lowest line?" He knew it would not be that easy to enter.
Moreover, the pastime of minority groups has always been "valuable" and cost a lot of money.
Qi Ran pursed her lips: "The minimum is 5000, there is no upper limit."
Si Xiaonian was dumb, raised his finger and pointed to the entrance: "Let's go, I'm hungry."
The large group of people blocking the elevator hall had already evacuated, and the two of them took the elevator downstairs and ran into Uncle Cleaning who was beaten by Fei Chao.
Seeing Si Xiaonian, the cleaner walked over slowly: "Thank you, young man! If it weren't for you, I would have confessed here today."
"Don't you need to go to the hospital?" Si Xiaonian saw that this man had trouble walking.
"Manager Zhou coordinated, it's private, he resigned me, and gave me three months' salary, plus 5000 medical expenses, hey, that's it." Cleaning said with a sigh.
"Uncle, may I ask what you sprayed before?" Qi Ran said suddenly.
"The air freshener has some insecticidal ingredients," the cleaning uncle said about the brand and fragrance of the cleaner. "I don't know at all. This thing can't be sprayed in public areas. The last person who left didn't tell me, so he told me to remove it every week Spray once for bugs, and didn’t remind me not to spray in public areas! It’s bad luck!”
Come out of the club and turn into the commercial street.It was the street where Si Xiaonian fed Qi Ran popcorn for the first time.
Passing by the beverage store, Qi Ran stopped and pointed to the popcorn machine and asked, "Want to eat?"
Si Xiaonian was sending a message to Si Danian, he raised his head and said, "I can eat anything." Looking up at the popcorn, he looked at it again: "Aren't you planning to treat me to popcorn?"
Qi Ran had already scanned the QR code, but did not reply to Si Xiaonian's words, so he said to the waiter, "How much is a bucket of popcorn and two cups of kiwi fruit juice?" Do you want sugar in your kiwi juice?"
Si Xiaonian gritted his teeth: "No, you also..." Don't add sugar.He didn't say it out, he doesn't care what flavor he likes to eat.
The corners of Qi Ran's mouth got bigger and bigger, he bowed his head and scanned the QR code to pay, and said to the waiter, "No sugar is added, thank you!"
Si Xiaonian saw Qi Ran's smile on the side of his face, backed up and backed up to the edge of the electric pole, and then stopped, his smile really deserved a beating!
With a bucket of popcorn under his arm, Qi Ran came back with two glasses of juice in one hand and handed them to Si Xiaonian, saying meanly: "No sugar, little brother!"
Si Xiaonian was in a bad mood, with goosebumps all over his body, and wanted to climb up the electric pole behind him to hide.
He took the juice and held it in his hand, took another straw, turned his head and walked half a step forward: "Discuss something."
Qi Ran hummed while chewing the popcorn, almost turning around in circles when he was so happy, he took a quick step to walk side by side with Si Xiaonian, looked at Si Xiaonian sideways and said "Huh?"
With a straw in one hand and juice in the other, Si Xiaonian raised his hand and plunged the straw into the cup with a "bang". He turned his head to meet Qi Ran's gaze: "Can you stop humming?"
Qi Ran was taken aback, did he have it? "ah?!"
Si Xiaonian grabbed a handful of popcorn and chewed it "crackling" and muttered, "You sing "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse"."
Qi Ran put his face in front of Si Xiaonian and began to sing: "You are the strongest ~ the best ~ the brightest ~ the most luminous ~ I can't stop you from sprouting~~~ Is this it? Oh, so it's called This name, I heard it from the song you danced last time, and I can only sing this line, ha, it sounds good! Now the three buddies in our dormitory have been taught by me, isn’t it great?”
Si Xiaonian bit his lower lip, trying not to "praise" Qi Ran, stopped and turned around and asked, "How many days did you compete?"
Speaking of the game, Qi Ran's hippie smile disappeared: "Tomorrow night."
Si Xiaonian didn't understand the difference between boxing and Qi Ran's boxing, so he thought about it and asked, "Is it dangerous?"
The two stood on the sidewalk of the commercial sidewalk where people come and go, and looked around at the same time. Just behind them was a spicy hot pot restaurant. He dragged Si Xiaonian to the door and said, "Sit down and talk."
Si Xiaonian wanted Qi Ran to sing with a hippie smile and wanted to leave, but they both stood in front of the store without moving.
Seeing that he was not moving, Qi Ran tried to push him, but Si Xiaonian just gave way to the young couple who entered the door, and pushed him to avoid Qi Ran.
"I found out that you didn't slap me today. You didn't bother to fight with me on the top floor just now. You're still used to it." Qi Ran was a little complacent. When Fei Chao was yelling at Zhou Zheng, Si Xiaonian was also arrested by him. Yes, pinch, pinch, he just remembered now, this person didn't hit him, is he not free?Or desensitized?
"You can try again." Si Xiaonian took a step back when he saw that there were people blocking the entrance of the station.
Qi Ran followed suit, curled his lips and said, "Don't try, I thought you were going to slap me when you raised your hand just now, and you're ready to be beaten," he rubbed his finger on the tip of his nose, feeling wronged to death. "Do you want to eat?"
Si Xiaonian couldn't stand him standing on the street in such a big way, so he kicked his calf: "Speak up!"
Qi Ran jumped to avoid it: "It's not dangerous. I don't fight boxing or kick boxing. MMA is safer than many sports. Those bloody and violent scenes are just for propaganda. Don't worry..."
It was inevitable that Qi Ran's words went off track, so Si Xiaonian hurriedly corrected him: "It's not me, it's your grandfather who is worried."
Qi Ran rubbed the tip of his nose again, this time it wasn't a grievance, but a suppressed smile, he took Si Xiaonian's words and said, "Well, my grandpa is worried about me!"
Si Xiaonian: "..."
"But the club's MMA business is relatively large, and I will fight three times in the same heavyweight class alone." He didn't continue to say, Si Xiaonian knew that the less the better for him, but after all, Si Xiaonian was going to watch the match tomorrow.
Commercial nature is a good way to say it. In fact, the club will manipulate some big customers to place bets.
"One against three?" Si Xiaonian was very puzzled. This method of competition was obviously unreasonable.
"The pictures you think of will not appear, what are you thinking, your face is wrinkled into a bun," Qi Ran said, leaning forward to look at Si Xiaonian.
"I should promise your grandpa to knock you unconscious and take you home." Si Xiaonian probably understood that the safety factor of one dozen and three must not be guaranteed, and Qi Ran's income should be the most guaranteed. No wonder it is easier to earn money than grandpa.
What a shit way to make money!
He is a "good student" who has been well-behaved for 20 years. He really doesn't know that there are people who do this, and he stands in front of him and speaks with ease, as if he is talking about other people's affairs.
Qi Ran scratched his head, grabbed some popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth. Seeing that Si Xiaonian was lost in thought, he grabbed another handful to fill Si Xiaonian's mouth, but Si Xiaonian grabbed his wrist and stuffed it back into his mouth. Qi Ran stuffed two handfuls of popcorn into his mouth, and he felt like a hamster hoarding food.
"Wo tell you, hey, choked me to death, Gulu Gulu..." Qi Ran drank half a glass of juice before swallowing it: "Go in, sit down and talk, I will educate you seriously and responsibly, you illiterate! "
The illiterate Si Xiaonian frowned: "Do you know how birds die?"
When Qi Ran heard this, his eyes were frightened, and he stretched out his hand to cover his crotch without distraction!
"What are you doing! This is on the street! Blast me..."
Si Xiaonian took a big mouthful of kiwi juice to suppress the rising fire, looked at Qi Ran and gritted his teeth and said, "Pull out your hair again!"
Shut up completely, retracted his hand, still didn't understand, wasn't the bird Si Xiaonian was talking about the bird he thought it was?
Is this bird not that bird?
What the hell is that bird?
Stripped his bird feathers, isn't it... He glanced at his pants again.
Si Xiaonian walked past Qi Ran, entered the spicy hotpot restaurant, and there were not many vacant seats, and found a two-seater in a very aggrieved corner, at a 90° angle between the floor-to-ceiling windows, the two sides were exposed to the sun .
Afraid of the heat, Si Xiaonian kept frowning, got up to put down the bamboo curtain on the glass window, but was faster than him, stood on the chair, went up and untied the rope that tied the bamboo curtain.Si Xiaonian had no choice but to turn around and remove the curtain behind him.
Two bamboo curtains were lowered, and the third side was the partition wall. The aggrieved place between the two of them suddenly became dark, and there was only one exit behind Qi Ran.
"Hey, that's good, it looks clean." Qi Ran liked where the two of them were sitting, it was too hidden, and there was a sense of stealing and doing something, and the moment this kind of thought popped up, he couldn't stop his wild thoughts.
When Si Xiaonian turned around, he saw Qi Ran with an abnormal smile on his face: "If you want to eat some spicy hot pot, you should go to Longquan Temple to have a vegetarian meal."
"When are you talking to me, when can you calm down, why do you hate me when you have nothing to do, and choke me when you have nothing to do? Ya is a medical student, heals my wounds while letting you hate me, I'm about to die..."
From the corner of his eye, Si Xiaonian saw a girl's head protruding from the partition wall, glanced at the two of them, and quickly retracted.
His ears were so noisy, he grabbed a few popcorns from the popcorn bucket, and stuffed them into Qi Ran's mouth, the fingertips of the three fingers were unconsciously squeezed by Qi Ran, his arms shook, and he quickly retracted them.
Qi Ran had popcorn in his mouth, half-opened his mouth, with an overly frightened expression on his face: "What are you doing?!" Si Xiaonian swiped his upper and lower lips in and out with three fingers, and the current flowed from his throat to the soles of his feet, fuck it!
What kind of experience is this? !
As if inadvertently inhaling hallucinogens, all the beautiful, shameless, turbulent, and turbulent things all ran into Qi Ran's brain.
"... Is it delicious?" Si Xiaohou realized what he had asked after he realized what he had asked, turned his head and turned his face to Qi Ran, narrowed his eyes and looked out from the gap between the bamboo slices.
The bustling commercial street seemed to freeze, was it because he stopped breathing for a moment just now?
Qi Ran's ears were buzzing, and suddenly he heard a sticky voice asking "Is it delicious?" With a laugh, he raped his ears unceremoniously.
This is really a bird!
"Delicious, then..." Qi Ran said dully.
Si Xiaonian reached out and grabbed another one, pressed his thumb against his middle finger and flicked it, the popcorn hit the tip of his nose.
"Ding!"
All the hallucinogenic and obscene ingredients in the body fade away in a second.
Qi Ran woke up immediately, looked at the person across from him, was stunned for a while, coughed twice, and said in a very official and magnetic voice: "MMA, it's called Mixed Martial Arts in Chinese, has a good safety record, and athletes suffer more injuries than Other sports are much smaller. During the competition, you can use throwing and holding techniques to subdue your opponent and reduce the number of hits..."
Si Xiaonian turned his head to look at Qi Ran, Qi Ran's voice was unsteady, he kept holding the juice glass in front of him with both hands, his eyes stared blankly at the mouth of the straw, the wall of the plastic cup was pinched and sunk.
"Injuries are generally soft injuries such as scrapes, cuts or bruises, as well as minor injuries to fingers, toes and faces, and the chances of serious injuries are very small..."
As Qi Ran spoke, he raised his eyes to look at Si Xiaonian, and caught off guard that his eyes met.
There was a smile on Si Xiaonian's face, and the smile was deliberately suppressed, with a provocative arc at the corner of his mouth.
Qi Ran slapped the table, leaned his upper body forward quickly, and said in a low voice: "Si Xiaonian! I..." The fuck is going to explode! !
Si Xiaonian felt it.
The moment Qi Ran's eyes almost meet him, two beams of flames burst out.
Before Qi Ran finished speaking, he stretched out his arms and big hands to cover Si Xiaonian's head, and forcibly turned Si Xiaonian's face to the bamboo curtain.
"Dont look at me!"
"Be reasonable, how do I eat?" Si Xiaonian raised his hand and patted the back of Qi Ran's hand.
Qi Ran got up like a bomb, said "I'm going to the bathroom", and strode away.
Qi Ran's nickname is Qi Big Bird, as the name suggests.After entering the bathroom, locked the door, Qi Ran began to train himself to be a lively bird.
"Are you greedy? Are you particularly upset? Are you in a panic? Hold on! Victory is tomorrow, and one day I will catch you and relieve your greed..."
The author has something to say: If this goes on like this, Brother Bird will have to look at andrology, tsk tsk!
☆, daily hooliganism
It was already one o'clock when we came out of the restaurant, it was the hottest time of the day, Si Xiaonian wanted to stick out his tongue to cool off.
"Why did you ask about the brand of cleaning freshener just now?" Si Xiaonian asked.
Qi Ran took out a baseball cap from his backpack and handed it to Si Xiaonian: "Do you want to wear it?" Seeing that Si Xiaonian took the hat away, he said, "Black skin only absorbs heat. You are quite white. It stands to reason that you should dissipate heat." Be right soon..."
Si Xiaonian glanced at Qi Ran sideways with a knife in his eyes, and immediately cut off half of Qi Ran's words.
Qi Ran smiled meanly, and flicked Si Xiaonian's low hat brim with his hand.
"Fei Chao may fight me in the third round...he is a super middleweight player, 76 kg, 174cm, I am a junior middleweight, 70 kg, 186cm, according to the normal weight competition rules, I am far behind him Two levels, firstly, he can beat me in terms of weight, and secondly, this person is a professional "hand black", and currently no one in the four clubs combined can beat him."
Si Xiaonian had lingering fears: "Are you sure there is him?"
Qi Ran shook his head, the two chatted and walked towards the bus stop sign together.
"Not sure, but I won him last year, which made him very upset. He lost face and lost money. This year I guess he wants to make a lot of money. If he doesn't follow the routine, then I have no choice but to not follow the rules." Come on."
The bus that Si Xiaonian was waiting for pulled into the station while the two were talking.
Before getting into the car, Si Xiaonian turned his head and said to Qi Ran behind him: "If you have any ideas, let me and Niu Ge come, after all, this man is black... huh?"
Qi Ran pushed people into the bus, grabbed Si Xiaonian's bus card, and swiped it for himself without any hesitation.
"drop."
"This car is going south of the city, where are you going?" Si Xiaonian shook his shoulders to avoid the fiery hands on his shoulders, stretched out his arms and pushed Qi Ran.
Qi Ran's pushed hips hit the back of the chair, pretending to be miserable, and mouthed "Aw!", but there was no sound.He pointed to the four empty seats in the last row: "Sit or not, or stand and chat?"
Si Xiaonian stretched his legs and walked to the last row in two steps. He sat by the window, and then pointed to another seat by the window: "You, there."
Just as Qi Ran was about to land on the butt of the seat next to Si Xiaonian, he shifted a position and sat next to Si Xiaonian.
"Okay? It's fine." He put the hat that Si Xiaonian took off back into his bag.
"It's such a hot day, wouldn't it be hot to sit next to each other?" Si Xiaonian is simply afraid of the heat, the two big boys are like a stove that they are walking on, rubbing against each other to generate heat?
As soon as Si Xiaonian finished speaking, Qi Ran quickly moved his buttocks, sat next to Si Xiaonian, and then approached Si Xiaonian cheaply and asked, "Is it hot? Is it hot? There's an air conditioner on top of your head..."
Si Xiaonian really felt a gust of hot wind covering his body, especially the side of Qi Ran's body that was close to him. He raised his leg and kicked him sideways, and kicked Qi Ran back to the position just now.
"Stay there!" He stretched out his fingers.
Qi Ran pouted: "What does it mean to let you and Niu Ge come?"
Si Xiaonian rested his elbows on the car window, his knuckles supported his cheeks, and three-quarters of his face was facing Qi Ran.
Qi Ran leaned on the back of the chair and looked at Si Xiaonian from the side. From his angle, Si Xiaonian's small underwear that hangs half down is a bit sharp, the tip of his nose and nostrils are raised a bit arrogantly, and the corners of his slightly raised lips bring a The sly sexiness, and the proud raised chin, looking down, the arc of Adam's apple is too tempting...
Qi Ran promptly stopped the rogue thoughts that were continuously coming out of his brain, turned his head and looked ahead, his eyes just fell on the profile of a shoulder-length greasy-haired man who was about to get out of the car at the back door, the profile of the pockmarked face, Swollen goldfish eyes, red and swollen rosacea nose, covering the sky, and a half-length beard...
Alright, back to reality in an instant.
Beauty is shattered.
He turned his head to look at Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian changed his position again, holding the front seat with both hands, buried his face between his arms, as if he had fallen asleep.
Could it be that he has been playing hooligans in his head for too long?
Qi Ran was staring at the back of Si Xiaonian's neck between the neckline of his T-shirt and the hairline, and just when he felt that he was about to bite into it uncontrollably, Si Xiaonian suddenly spoke.
"Play your game, if that short and fat man insists on fighting you, Niu Ge and I will deal with him."
Qi Ran was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, "Hmm,... um? How do you deal with him?"
Si Xiaonian said in a nasal voice: "Think about it... just that allergy won't kill you?"
Qi Ran didn't want Si Xiaonian and Niu Ge to take this risk. Fei Chao was famous for being a "black hand". If it wasn't for the fact that he had some shares in the club, he would have been expelled from the club long ago.
"His allergic reaction is quite serious today, and he may not be able to play tomorrow. Generally, the allergic reaction is observed for 48 hours, or even 72 hours. If he ventures into the ring tomorrow night, it is good that the delayed reaction does not happen. If it happens, it is likely to be during the beating process. This is one, and there is another kind, the emotional irritability caused by the hearing-impaired..."
Si Xiaonian raised his head abruptly, his eyes were a little red, and then Qi Ran said: "If you lose control of your emotions, you are the most dangerous one?"
Qi Ran nodded, disapproving, and comforted him instead: "It's okay, the referee is very professional, and there are always people in the four corners of the ring."
Si Xiaonian suddenly didn't want to play tricks anymore, this kind of situation where the results were [-] to [-] made him uncertain.
He got up and picked up his bag: "I'm here,...Do you want to buy food?"
Qi Ran also stood up, and was taken aback by the question: "Ah?! What to buy?"
Si Xiaonian moved to the back door: "Dish."
Qi Ran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was here to give someone away, what kind of food to buy, if you ask him if he buys someone?He must have picked up a taxi and left without saying a word.
After getting out of the car, crossing the three-meter-wide lane change, Si Xiaonian pointed to a large "organic fruit and vegetable store", turned his head and said to Qi Ran, "It's right here."
It's lunch break at noon, and there are not many people in the store, but there are also many.
"Your family? Last time, when Niuge invited Song Tuan, I remember that you also took this bus and got off at this stop, so it turns out..." After Qi Ran finished speaking, she glanced at the silent Si Xiaonian Well, the last time they came here, they were a little stiff because of a wire ring.
Thinking of wire rings, Qi Ran suddenly remembered his guesses about lavender and wire rings.
A careless and bald man asked, "Hey! Si Xiaonian, do you have someone you like?"
Si Xiaonian had just stepped up the first step, when he heard this, he stopped and turned around, frowned, tilted his head slightly and asked in puzzlement, "Where did you see that?"
Qi Ran felt that the early summer air around his body instantly turned into the cold winter air, and his heart trembled from the cold.
really? ! ! ! !
Is Si Xiaonian's displeased face because he guessed it right?
"Ask you! Who told you?" Si Xiaonian became irritable when he got hot, and Qi Ran's words made him even more irritable, feeling stuffy for no reason.
So good at guessing, why not buy a lottery ticket!
Si Xiaonian pointed with his arm sideways. Next to the fruit and vegetable store is a supermarket: "See, the supermarket sells lottery tickets. You can guess so well. You should buy lottery tickets. Go." After speaking, he turned and went upstairs.
Qi Randong woke up, and reached out to grab Si Xiaonian's arm, but he caught Si Xiaonian's backpack strap and dragged him down from the third step.
Si Xiaonian leaned back and was about to fall, looking back at Qiran with a bit of astonishment in his eyes, he stepped back in disorder, and in a panic returned his hands and grabbed Qiran's arm, grabbing all the muscles in his hand.
"Is get out of class over?" Si Xiaonian asked without opening his mouth, not even a word of greeting.
Qi Ran finished class early today, and now he's at the club: "The class ends at four o'clock, do you want to treat me to dinner?"
"Didn't you owe me a meal?" Si Xiaonian had just returned from Si Danian's place, when he passed by Building No. [-], he remembered that he had promised Grandpa Qi Ran that he would look at Qi Ran's "full beard and tail".
"Okay, eat now, I'll go find you..."
"I've eaten," Si Xiaonian hurriedly interrupted him, "When will you punch?"
"... Listen to what my grandpa said?" Qi Ran was silent for a few seconds, "Number 23, do you want to come and see?" He didn't want Si Xiaonian to watch him play. In the first game, he can't be distracted to be handsome. In the third game, he basically has to do his best to win. If he wins, he will be bruised and swollen, and there is no good land. Do not image.
"Do you want to buy a ticket?"
"Buy——, it's very expensive, and it's not very good-looking. A group of shirtless old men are fighting close to each other. What's so good about it? If you really want to watch it, why don't you watch a cartoon at home."
Si Xiaonian thought it was funny, should it be so obvious, he deliberately provoked Qi Ran: "Are you—afraid of losing?"
"Fuck! Who's afraid of the grandson!" Qi Ran has become so angry that he can't vent his desire recently.
Si Xiaonian laughed out loud this time: "Aren't you a grandson? Isn't it just for picking up your grandson?"
Qi Ran was speechless, it was all a hole he had dug, and when it was his turn to jump, he had to jump down with a smile on his face: "You, you called just to choke me, right? Are you okay? It's okay, go dance your square dance!"
With a bald mouth, tell the truth!
I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air.
"...……… Square dance, right?" Si Xiaonian's half-smile expression scared the mosquitoes around him to chill.
Qi Ran on the other end of the phone trembled: "No, I, I'm jumping, you're not, ah!! Master!!" After the last "Guru" on the phone, he was wronged to death by the 1.8-meter-long man on the opposite side.
"It's useful to be cute, why do you want to study law?" Si Xiaonian's words were unhurried and careless, just like plucking a bird's feathers and comforting it before slaughtering it, causing the Brazilian bird on the opposite side to bury the rest of its life in the comforting sound.
He smiled and asked, "Do you know the Brazilian bird?"
One side of Qi Ran's body was numb when he was listening, and he switched his phone to the other side to listen in a daze: "Well, I saw it in "Rio Adventure". It has a small body and a very big mouth..." Qi Ran heard a smile on the other side He said, "I|Day! Swearing is just straight up and sincerely. On the other side of the cat phone, you are not afraid that I will misunderstand you and you will praise me if you make such a sharp turn."
"People who study law don't do things that violate their conscience, so they can't boast." Si Xiaonian was still smiling.
Qi Ran laughed too, and asked, "Do you really want to watch the game?"
Si Xiaonian told the truth: "Seeing that your grandfather was quite worried, he couldn't hold back at that time, and promised him to take you back with 'whole beard and tail'."
"Does my grandpa think you are reliable, you look like a good student..." Qi Ran hurriedly shut up, he realized that his IQ might be fucking on the bus.
"Hehe," Si Xiaonian sneered, "Leave a few tickets for me."
Before hanging up the phone on the other side, Qi Ran seized every minute and said, "Come here after class on Saturday, and treat you to dinner after the game, come or not? Let's go home together next week..." Hang up the phone, Qi Ran Hearing the sound of beeping, the corners of his mouth raised, he could say how much he earned, his mouth was racing against time.
On Tuesday, Si Xiaonian received a call from Qi Ran asking him if he would go to the club to get a ticket at night. Si Xiaonian was looking for materials in the library and refused.
On Thursday, Qi Ran asked again, and Si Xiaonian repeated the agreed time: "You said that I should pick it up on Saturday, and you need to leave the ticket at the front desk on the second floor." Qi Ran hung up the phone listlessly.
Abstinence makes people blind, Qi Ran felt that he was blind at this time, and even had hallucinations, and regarded the back of Zhou Zheng's apprentice as Si Xiaonian, knowing that it was not, as long as this person turned his face, he would wake up immediately, and he would never Exaggeratedly jumped five meters away.
But he still looked meanly at the back of apprentice Zhou Zheng and asked, "Hey? Can you dance jazz?"
Apprentice Zhou Zheng is Qi Ran's sparring partner, and he is wrapping a bandage on his wrist. He didn't turn his head when he heard the words: "Brother Bird, what are you doing? I'm a boxer who wants to dance jazz for Mao?!" Biathlon.
Hearing this man's rough voice, Qi Ran was shattered in an instant, and secretly lost his sentence: "So you can't become a boxing champion, and a boxer who can't dance jazz can't become an awesome boxing champion!"
It's just that I love my house and my crow, it's just so blunt!
Apprentice Zhou Zheng's face was sprayed with feces: Damn it!where am I?who I am?What do you say?
Qi Ran hurried away before this person turned around, he was afraid that once this person turned around, he couldn't help punching him and giving this person his entire face, it was too fucking ugly.
Now the teacher who dances jazz on the second floor dumps you [-] streets.
He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to the jazz dance teacher on the second floor: Come and find me on the top floor.
After class, after taking a shower and changing clothes, Si Xiaonian took out his mobile phone and wanted to call Qi Ran, but when he saw the message, he went upstairs to find Qi Ran.
When the elevator reached the top floor, he stepped out of the elevator and faced the cleaning station who was cleaning the elevator.
The cleaner is a man in his 50s, he smiled and said, "I'm sorry."
Si Xiaonian replied: "It's okay." He walked two steps in, and found that there were signs "Non-members are not allowed to enter" at the entrances on both sides. He turned around and asked the cleaning: "I'm looking for someone, how can I get there?"
After cleaning the mirrored elevator, the cleaner was holding a bottle that looked like air freshener and started spraying it in the corner. Hearing the sound, he turned around and said, "It's not that members can't get in. You need to find someone and call him to come out to pick you up before you can get in. "
After cleaning, she started to spray something: "呵~~~~"
The scent filled the air instantly, Si Xiaonian rubbed his nose, it smelled like a lily, very strong, he turned his head and coughed while choking.
The cleaner reminded again: "The young man is hiding inside, it has insecticidal ingredients."
Si Xiaonian had no choice but to walk inside for a while, just as he took out his mobile phone to call Qi Ran, a short and sturdy man walked up to him. The man's complexion was unkind, his face was full of flesh, he squinted at Si Xiaonian, and whistled. , cursed in a low voice and said, "Put all the fucking people in there!"
Hearing this, Si Xiaonian frowned. He didn't want to chase after him for a fight, and he didn't want to scold him back. Many of these boxers are addicted to fighting, and he still doesn't want to fight with these people, and he may not be able to beat them. No matter how good he stretched out his hand, there is no need to go to the boxing club to find a fight.
When the phone was connected, screams and curses suddenly came from the elevator hall.
"Ah! Fuck~, who the hell told you to spray this stuff, fuck|your mother!"
"Oh! Don't! Ah!!"
"Clang!"
Si Xiaonian walked quickly to the elevator hall, the screams were from the cleaning, and the yelling was from the man who was cursing just now.
He hadn't reached the elevator hall when suddenly the alarm sounded for the entire floor, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ " " suddenly the whole floor is alarmed, very troublesome.
"Ah~~ Don't hit it, the air freshener is also an insecticide~~~"
When Si Xiaonian turned the corner, he saw a short, burly man with a fleshy face holding up the trash can for cleaning.He walked over quickly and when the trash can was about to hit the cleaner, he pulled the cleaner by the collar and took him off half a meter backwards.
The cleaning was trembling, her face was ashen, and one hand was shaking like a spasm.
At this moment, there were many people running out of the two entrances, most of them were wearing boxing gloves, big pants, shirtless, and some were barefoot.
"What's wrong?
"Who smashed the alarm?!"
"Fat Chao, what are you crazy about?!" Zhou Zheng walked up to the fierce Aowu Zhuang and pushed him.
Fat Chao was pushed against the wall by Zhou Zheng, and he stretched out his fingers to clean it: "You fucking should let him go now, or I will beat him once every time I see him, I didn't fucking say that you are not allowed to use shitty air fresheners in clubs ! Insecticide!"
Si Xiaonian was very puzzled. Many people put some air-purifying fragrances or charcoal bags in their homes, shoe cabinets or bathrooms.
Is this kind of thing forbidden in the club?
So weird.
Qi Ran pushed aside the crowd, grabbed Si Xiaonian, and looked around with a cold face: "Where is the injury?" He said while pinching Si Xiaonian's shoulder to check the injury.
When Si Xiaonian saw that Qi Ran was about to squat down and pinch his leg, he woke up from the half-shocked state of Qi Ran: "It's not me, it has nothing to do with me."
Qi Ran stared at Si Xiaonian's face to confirm that it was really okay, then let out a sigh of relief, and cursed in a low voice: "Crazy!"
Zhou Zheng also glanced at Qi Ran, and faced Shang Feichao's ferocious face, he explained fiercely: "I said it before, but he just came here, and he hasn't figured out which places can be used and which places can't be used. Besides, this is You can talk about your personal request! But you can't fucking do it! Call the police!"
Qi Ran grabbed Si Xiaonian's arm and broke through the crowd to get in: "Go in first, I'll change clothes before leaving."
Si Xiaonian looked back at the two who were about to fight, he broke away from Qi Ran's hand, approached Qi Ran and asked, "Is that person allergic?"
Qi Ran's ears felt hot, and he stopped suddenly, staring at Si Xiaonian and asking, "How do you know?"
Si Xiaonian scratched his ear, grasping it very hard, his ears turned red instantly, and Qi Ran forced his eyes away as well.He turned his head to look at Fat Chao, who was about to fight with Zhou Zheng. When Fat Chao scolded people, or gestured in the air with his hands, he would unconsciously grab his ears, and it was obvious that his ears were a little bigger than usual.
The redness became more and more obvious.
From the eyes of the onlookers, all his actions could be categorized as anger.
If Qi Ran wasn't a half-professional student, and if Si Xiaonian wasn't so careful, Qi Ran wouldn't have known that Fei Chao was allergic to air fresheners and insecticides.
Could it be an allergy to some ingredients?
"How do you know he's allergic?" Qi Ran looked at Si Xiaonian and asked.
For a boxer to have a weakness is fatal.
Fei Chao used to be a professional athlete, retired very hastily, and retired at the age when he was able to fight, and then joined the club. He thought he was much higher than all non-professional boxers, and never concealed his contempt for them.
"My sister is allergic to scallops," Si Xiaonian said, pointing to her ears. "If she accidentally eats them, her ears will swell, and she will keep scratching and scratching. In severe cases, she will have hearing loss and difficulty breathing."
Qi Ran looked back at Fat Chao again, but within half a minute he was almost sure that his voice was getting higher and higher, and Fat Chao, who kept stretching his head forward and doing the listening posture, had a hearing loss. , normal breathing.
Sudden hearing loss can make patients irritable and restless.
Fei Chao is very irritable now, almost like a rage.
Zhou Zheng, who has a bad temper, should use force to suppress Fei Chao, who is out of control.
Qi Ran smiled slyly, turned to look at Si Xiaonian: "The eyes are really thieves!"
Si Xiaonian didn't pay much attention to Qi Ran, Qi Ran didn't even wear shoes except for the big sports pants, oh, and he also wore a pair of cuff gloves, so he wasn't completely naked.
Sweat beads on the chest and back flowed down the contours of the muscles, and the hair was completely wet. It was no different from just walking out of the shower. At most, there was an extra pair of big pants.
Si Xiaonian glanced at Qi Ran and looked forward again: "I can only do square dancing, my eyesight is really not that good." And he's about to go blind soon!
Qi then realizes that he is dressed at this time... It seems that there is no dress at all. He only wears a pair of sports pants, and there is a half-hollow net on each side of the pants. Because the half-hollow style is breathable, he is afraid of covering it. Fuck it, I don't want the function to decline.
The white triangle worn inside today seems to be exposed at this time...
It's two o'clock... too late to cover it.
Pure as him, don't want to live anymore!
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
The author has something to say: [Second update]
Brazil. Bird Brother→_→: Look! The man next to me is confused by my hue, wow ha ha ha ha ~~~~
Hierarch ←_←: Crooked, Yaoyao Ling?
☆, daily life
Si Xiaonian didn't see the competition ring in the training area on the top floor, and he didn't find a bigger field when he looked around.
Qi Ran came out, stood at the door of the lounge and looked at Si Xiaonian's profile, raised his hand to touch the position of his heart, pressed it, and then walked over.
"Let's have dinner together." He handed the four cards in his hand to Si Xiaonian, "Tomorrow at eight o'clock in the evening, enter the venue and swipe the card, is four enough?"
"Enough." Si Xiaonian took the card and asked, "Where is the venue?"
"There is a ring on the fifth floor. You need to pay a deposit to enter the arena. You can pay the minimum. If you don't tip the reward in the arena, the deposit will be returned in full when you leave the arena." Qi Ran glanced at Si Xiaonian, and he said in a low voice Well, he never felt ashamed of making money by boxing, but now he was afraid that Si Xiaonian would have an idea.
"What is the lowest line?" He knew it would not be that easy to enter.
Moreover, the pastime of minority groups has always been "valuable" and cost a lot of money.
Qi Ran pursed her lips: "The minimum is 5000, there is no upper limit."
Si Xiaonian was dumb, raised his finger and pointed to the entrance: "Let's go, I'm hungry."
The large group of people blocking the elevator hall had already evacuated, and the two of them took the elevator downstairs and ran into Uncle Cleaning who was beaten by Fei Chao.
Seeing Si Xiaonian, the cleaner walked over slowly: "Thank you, young man! If it weren't for you, I would have confessed here today."
"Don't you need to go to the hospital?" Si Xiaonian saw that this man had trouble walking.
"Manager Zhou coordinated, it's private, he resigned me, and gave me three months' salary, plus 5000 medical expenses, hey, that's it." Cleaning said with a sigh.
"Uncle, may I ask what you sprayed before?" Qi Ran said suddenly.
"The air freshener has some insecticidal ingredients," the cleaning uncle said about the brand and fragrance of the cleaner. "I don't know at all. This thing can't be sprayed in public areas. The last person who left didn't tell me, so he told me to remove it every week Spray once for bugs, and didn’t remind me not to spray in public areas! It’s bad luck!”
Come out of the club and turn into the commercial street.It was the street where Si Xiaonian fed Qi Ran popcorn for the first time.
Passing by the beverage store, Qi Ran stopped and pointed to the popcorn machine and asked, "Want to eat?"
Si Xiaonian was sending a message to Si Danian, he raised his head and said, "I can eat anything." Looking up at the popcorn, he looked at it again: "Aren't you planning to treat me to popcorn?"
Qi Ran had already scanned the QR code, but did not reply to Si Xiaonian's words, so he said to the waiter, "How much is a bucket of popcorn and two cups of kiwi fruit juice?" Do you want sugar in your kiwi juice?"
Si Xiaonian gritted his teeth: "No, you also..." Don't add sugar.He didn't say it out, he doesn't care what flavor he likes to eat.
The corners of Qi Ran's mouth got bigger and bigger, he bowed his head and scanned the QR code to pay, and said to the waiter, "No sugar is added, thank you!"
Si Xiaonian saw Qi Ran's smile on the side of his face, backed up and backed up to the edge of the electric pole, and then stopped, his smile really deserved a beating!
With a bucket of popcorn under his arm, Qi Ran came back with two glasses of juice in one hand and handed them to Si Xiaonian, saying meanly: "No sugar, little brother!"
Si Xiaonian was in a bad mood, with goosebumps all over his body, and wanted to climb up the electric pole behind him to hide.
He took the juice and held it in his hand, took another straw, turned his head and walked half a step forward: "Discuss something."
Qi Ran hummed while chewing the popcorn, almost turning around in circles when he was so happy, he took a quick step to walk side by side with Si Xiaonian, looked at Si Xiaonian sideways and said "Huh?"
With a straw in one hand and juice in the other, Si Xiaonian raised his hand and plunged the straw into the cup with a "bang". He turned his head to meet Qi Ran's gaze: "Can you stop humming?"
Qi Ran was taken aback, did he have it? "ah?!"
Si Xiaonian grabbed a handful of popcorn and chewed it "crackling" and muttered, "You sing "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse"."
Qi Ran put his face in front of Si Xiaonian and began to sing: "You are the strongest ~ the best ~ the brightest ~ the most luminous ~ I can't stop you from sprouting~~~ Is this it? Oh, so it's called This name, I heard it from the song you danced last time, and I can only sing this line, ha, it sounds good! Now the three buddies in our dormitory have been taught by me, isn’t it great?”
Si Xiaonian bit his lower lip, trying not to "praise" Qi Ran, stopped and turned around and asked, "How many days did you compete?"
Speaking of the game, Qi Ran's hippie smile disappeared: "Tomorrow night."
Si Xiaonian didn't understand the difference between boxing and Qi Ran's boxing, so he thought about it and asked, "Is it dangerous?"
The two stood on the sidewalk of the commercial sidewalk where people come and go, and looked around at the same time. Just behind them was a spicy hot pot restaurant. He dragged Si Xiaonian to the door and said, "Sit down and talk."
Si Xiaonian wanted Qi Ran to sing with a hippie smile and wanted to leave, but they both stood in front of the store without moving.
Seeing that he was not moving, Qi Ran tried to push him, but Si Xiaonian just gave way to the young couple who entered the door, and pushed him to avoid Qi Ran.
"I found out that you didn't slap me today. You didn't bother to fight with me on the top floor just now. You're still used to it." Qi Ran was a little complacent. When Fei Chao was yelling at Zhou Zheng, Si Xiaonian was also arrested by him. Yes, pinch, pinch, he just remembered now, this person didn't hit him, is he not free?Or desensitized?
"You can try again." Si Xiaonian took a step back when he saw that there were people blocking the entrance of the station.
Qi Ran followed suit, curled his lips and said, "Don't try, I thought you were going to slap me when you raised your hand just now, and you're ready to be beaten," he rubbed his finger on the tip of his nose, feeling wronged to death. "Do you want to eat?"
Si Xiaonian couldn't stand him standing on the street in such a big way, so he kicked his calf: "Speak up!"
Qi Ran jumped to avoid it: "It's not dangerous. I don't fight boxing or kick boxing. MMA is safer than many sports. Those bloody and violent scenes are just for propaganda. Don't worry..."
It was inevitable that Qi Ran's words went off track, so Si Xiaonian hurriedly corrected him: "It's not me, it's your grandfather who is worried."
Qi Ran rubbed the tip of his nose again, this time it wasn't a grievance, but a suppressed smile, he took Si Xiaonian's words and said, "Well, my grandpa is worried about me!"
Si Xiaonian: "..."
"But the club's MMA business is relatively large, and I will fight three times in the same heavyweight class alone." He didn't continue to say, Si Xiaonian knew that the less the better for him, but after all, Si Xiaonian was going to watch the match tomorrow.
Commercial nature is a good way to say it. In fact, the club will manipulate some big customers to place bets.
"One against three?" Si Xiaonian was very puzzled. This method of competition was obviously unreasonable.
"The pictures you think of will not appear, what are you thinking, your face is wrinkled into a bun," Qi Ran said, leaning forward to look at Si Xiaonian.
"I should promise your grandpa to knock you unconscious and take you home." Si Xiaonian probably understood that the safety factor of one dozen and three must not be guaranteed, and Qi Ran's income should be the most guaranteed. No wonder it is easier to earn money than grandpa.
What a shit way to make money!
He is a "good student" who has been well-behaved for 20 years. He really doesn't know that there are people who do this, and he stands in front of him and speaks with ease, as if he is talking about other people's affairs.
Qi Ran scratched his head, grabbed some popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth. Seeing that Si Xiaonian was lost in thought, he grabbed another handful to fill Si Xiaonian's mouth, but Si Xiaonian grabbed his wrist and stuffed it back into his mouth. Qi Ran stuffed two handfuls of popcorn into his mouth, and he felt like a hamster hoarding food.
"Wo tell you, hey, choked me to death, Gulu Gulu..." Qi Ran drank half a glass of juice before swallowing it: "Go in, sit down and talk, I will educate you seriously and responsibly, you illiterate! "
The illiterate Si Xiaonian frowned: "Do you know how birds die?"
When Qi Ran heard this, his eyes were frightened, and he stretched out his hand to cover his crotch without distraction!
"What are you doing! This is on the street! Blast me..."
Si Xiaonian took a big mouthful of kiwi juice to suppress the rising fire, looked at Qi Ran and gritted his teeth and said, "Pull out your hair again!"
Shut up completely, retracted his hand, still didn't understand, wasn't the bird Si Xiaonian was talking about the bird he thought it was?
Is this bird not that bird?
What the hell is that bird?
Stripped his bird feathers, isn't it... He glanced at his pants again.
Si Xiaonian walked past Qi Ran, entered the spicy hotpot restaurant, and there were not many vacant seats, and found a two-seater in a very aggrieved corner, at a 90° angle between the floor-to-ceiling windows, the two sides were exposed to the sun .
Afraid of the heat, Si Xiaonian kept frowning, got up to put down the bamboo curtain on the glass window, but was faster than him, stood on the chair, went up and untied the rope that tied the bamboo curtain.Si Xiaonian had no choice but to turn around and remove the curtain behind him.
Two bamboo curtains were lowered, and the third side was the partition wall. The aggrieved place between the two of them suddenly became dark, and there was only one exit behind Qi Ran.
"Hey, that's good, it looks clean." Qi Ran liked where the two of them were sitting, it was too hidden, and there was a sense of stealing and doing something, and the moment this kind of thought popped up, he couldn't stop his wild thoughts.
When Si Xiaonian turned around, he saw Qi Ran with an abnormal smile on his face: "If you want to eat some spicy hot pot, you should go to Longquan Temple to have a vegetarian meal."
"When are you talking to me, when can you calm down, why do you hate me when you have nothing to do, and choke me when you have nothing to do? Ya is a medical student, heals my wounds while letting you hate me, I'm about to die..."
From the corner of his eye, Si Xiaonian saw a girl's head protruding from the partition wall, glanced at the two of them, and quickly retracted.
His ears were so noisy, he grabbed a few popcorns from the popcorn bucket, and stuffed them into Qi Ran's mouth, the fingertips of the three fingers were unconsciously squeezed by Qi Ran, his arms shook, and he quickly retracted them.
Qi Ran had popcorn in his mouth, half-opened his mouth, with an overly frightened expression on his face: "What are you doing?!" Si Xiaonian swiped his upper and lower lips in and out with three fingers, and the current flowed from his throat to the soles of his feet, fuck it!
What kind of experience is this? !
As if inadvertently inhaling hallucinogens, all the beautiful, shameless, turbulent, and turbulent things all ran into Qi Ran's brain.
"... Is it delicious?" Si Xiaohou realized what he had asked after he realized what he had asked, turned his head and turned his face to Qi Ran, narrowed his eyes and looked out from the gap between the bamboo slices.
The bustling commercial street seemed to freeze, was it because he stopped breathing for a moment just now?
Qi Ran's ears were buzzing, and suddenly he heard a sticky voice asking "Is it delicious?" With a laugh, he raped his ears unceremoniously.
This is really a bird!
"Delicious, then..." Qi Ran said dully.
Si Xiaonian reached out and grabbed another one, pressed his thumb against his middle finger and flicked it, the popcorn hit the tip of his nose.
"Ding!"
All the hallucinogenic and obscene ingredients in the body fade away in a second.
Qi Ran woke up immediately, looked at the person across from him, was stunned for a while, coughed twice, and said in a very official and magnetic voice: "MMA, it's called Mixed Martial Arts in Chinese, has a good safety record, and athletes suffer more injuries than Other sports are much smaller. During the competition, you can use throwing and holding techniques to subdue your opponent and reduce the number of hits..."
Si Xiaonian turned his head to look at Qi Ran, Qi Ran's voice was unsteady, he kept holding the juice glass in front of him with both hands, his eyes stared blankly at the mouth of the straw, the wall of the plastic cup was pinched and sunk.
"Injuries are generally soft injuries such as scrapes, cuts or bruises, as well as minor injuries to fingers, toes and faces, and the chances of serious injuries are very small..."
As Qi Ran spoke, he raised his eyes to look at Si Xiaonian, and caught off guard that his eyes met.
There was a smile on Si Xiaonian's face, and the smile was deliberately suppressed, with a provocative arc at the corner of his mouth.
Qi Ran slapped the table, leaned his upper body forward quickly, and said in a low voice: "Si Xiaonian! I..." The fuck is going to explode! !
Si Xiaonian felt it.
The moment Qi Ran's eyes almost meet him, two beams of flames burst out.
Before Qi Ran finished speaking, he stretched out his arms and big hands to cover Si Xiaonian's head, and forcibly turned Si Xiaonian's face to the bamboo curtain.
"Dont look at me!"
"Be reasonable, how do I eat?" Si Xiaonian raised his hand and patted the back of Qi Ran's hand.
Qi Ran got up like a bomb, said "I'm going to the bathroom", and strode away.
Qi Ran's nickname is Qi Big Bird, as the name suggests.After entering the bathroom, locked the door, Qi Ran began to train himself to be a lively bird.
"Are you greedy? Are you particularly upset? Are you in a panic? Hold on! Victory is tomorrow, and one day I will catch you and relieve your greed..."
The author has something to say: If this goes on like this, Brother Bird will have to look at andrology, tsk tsk!
☆, daily hooliganism
It was already one o'clock when we came out of the restaurant, it was the hottest time of the day, Si Xiaonian wanted to stick out his tongue to cool off.
"Why did you ask about the brand of cleaning freshener just now?" Si Xiaonian asked.
Qi Ran took out a baseball cap from his backpack and handed it to Si Xiaonian: "Do you want to wear it?" Seeing that Si Xiaonian took the hat away, he said, "Black skin only absorbs heat. You are quite white. It stands to reason that you should dissipate heat." Be right soon..."
Si Xiaonian glanced at Qi Ran sideways with a knife in his eyes, and immediately cut off half of Qi Ran's words.
Qi Ran smiled meanly, and flicked Si Xiaonian's low hat brim with his hand.
"Fei Chao may fight me in the third round...he is a super middleweight player, 76 kg, 174cm, I am a junior middleweight, 70 kg, 186cm, according to the normal weight competition rules, I am far behind him Two levels, firstly, he can beat me in terms of weight, and secondly, this person is a professional "hand black", and currently no one in the four clubs combined can beat him."
Si Xiaonian had lingering fears: "Are you sure there is him?"
Qi Ran shook his head, the two chatted and walked towards the bus stop sign together.
"Not sure, but I won him last year, which made him very upset. He lost face and lost money. This year I guess he wants to make a lot of money. If he doesn't follow the routine, then I have no choice but to not follow the rules." Come on."
The bus that Si Xiaonian was waiting for pulled into the station while the two were talking.
Before getting into the car, Si Xiaonian turned his head and said to Qi Ran behind him: "If you have any ideas, let me and Niu Ge come, after all, this man is black... huh?"
Qi Ran pushed people into the bus, grabbed Si Xiaonian's bus card, and swiped it for himself without any hesitation.
"drop."
"This car is going south of the city, where are you going?" Si Xiaonian shook his shoulders to avoid the fiery hands on his shoulders, stretched out his arms and pushed Qi Ran.
Qi Ran's pushed hips hit the back of the chair, pretending to be miserable, and mouthed "Aw!", but there was no sound.He pointed to the four empty seats in the last row: "Sit or not, or stand and chat?"
Si Xiaonian stretched his legs and walked to the last row in two steps. He sat by the window, and then pointed to another seat by the window: "You, there."
Just as Qi Ran was about to land on the butt of the seat next to Si Xiaonian, he shifted a position and sat next to Si Xiaonian.
"Okay? It's fine." He put the hat that Si Xiaonian took off back into his bag.
"It's such a hot day, wouldn't it be hot to sit next to each other?" Si Xiaonian is simply afraid of the heat, the two big boys are like a stove that they are walking on, rubbing against each other to generate heat?
As soon as Si Xiaonian finished speaking, Qi Ran quickly moved his buttocks, sat next to Si Xiaonian, and then approached Si Xiaonian cheaply and asked, "Is it hot? Is it hot? There's an air conditioner on top of your head..."
Si Xiaonian really felt a gust of hot wind covering his body, especially the side of Qi Ran's body that was close to him. He raised his leg and kicked him sideways, and kicked Qi Ran back to the position just now.
"Stay there!" He stretched out his fingers.
Qi Ran pouted: "What does it mean to let you and Niu Ge come?"
Si Xiaonian rested his elbows on the car window, his knuckles supported his cheeks, and three-quarters of his face was facing Qi Ran.
Qi Ran leaned on the back of the chair and looked at Si Xiaonian from the side. From his angle, Si Xiaonian's small underwear that hangs half down is a bit sharp, the tip of his nose and nostrils are raised a bit arrogantly, and the corners of his slightly raised lips bring a The sly sexiness, and the proud raised chin, looking down, the arc of Adam's apple is too tempting...
Qi Ran promptly stopped the rogue thoughts that were continuously coming out of his brain, turned his head and looked ahead, his eyes just fell on the profile of a shoulder-length greasy-haired man who was about to get out of the car at the back door, the profile of the pockmarked face, Swollen goldfish eyes, red and swollen rosacea nose, covering the sky, and a half-length beard...
Alright, back to reality in an instant.
Beauty is shattered.
He turned his head to look at Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian changed his position again, holding the front seat with both hands, buried his face between his arms, as if he had fallen asleep.
Could it be that he has been playing hooligans in his head for too long?
Qi Ran was staring at the back of Si Xiaonian's neck between the neckline of his T-shirt and the hairline, and just when he felt that he was about to bite into it uncontrollably, Si Xiaonian suddenly spoke.
"Play your game, if that short and fat man insists on fighting you, Niu Ge and I will deal with him."
Qi Ran was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, "Hmm,... um? How do you deal with him?"
Si Xiaonian said in a nasal voice: "Think about it... just that allergy won't kill you?"
Qi Ran didn't want Si Xiaonian and Niu Ge to take this risk. Fei Chao was famous for being a "black hand". If it wasn't for the fact that he had some shares in the club, he would have been expelled from the club long ago.
"His allergic reaction is quite serious today, and he may not be able to play tomorrow. Generally, the allergic reaction is observed for 48 hours, or even 72 hours. If he ventures into the ring tomorrow night, it is good that the delayed reaction does not happen. If it happens, it is likely to be during the beating process. This is one, and there is another kind, the emotional irritability caused by the hearing-impaired..."
Si Xiaonian raised his head abruptly, his eyes were a little red, and then Qi Ran said: "If you lose control of your emotions, you are the most dangerous one?"
Qi Ran nodded, disapproving, and comforted him instead: "It's okay, the referee is very professional, and there are always people in the four corners of the ring."
Si Xiaonian suddenly didn't want to play tricks anymore, this kind of situation where the results were [-] to [-] made him uncertain.
He got up and picked up his bag: "I'm here,...Do you want to buy food?"
Qi Ran also stood up, and was taken aback by the question: "Ah?! What to buy?"
Si Xiaonian moved to the back door: "Dish."
Qi Ran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was here to give someone away, what kind of food to buy, if you ask him if he buys someone?He must have picked up a taxi and left without saying a word.
After getting out of the car, crossing the three-meter-wide lane change, Si Xiaonian pointed to a large "organic fruit and vegetable store", turned his head and said to Qi Ran, "It's right here."
It's lunch break at noon, and there are not many people in the store, but there are also many.
"Your family? Last time, when Niuge invited Song Tuan, I remember that you also took this bus and got off at this stop, so it turns out..." After Qi Ran finished speaking, she glanced at the silent Si Xiaonian Well, the last time they came here, they were a little stiff because of a wire ring.
Thinking of wire rings, Qi Ran suddenly remembered his guesses about lavender and wire rings.
A careless and bald man asked, "Hey! Si Xiaonian, do you have someone you like?"
Si Xiaonian had just stepped up the first step, when he heard this, he stopped and turned around, frowned, tilted his head slightly and asked in puzzlement, "Where did you see that?"
Qi Ran felt that the early summer air around his body instantly turned into the cold winter air, and his heart trembled from the cold.
really? ! ! ! !
Is Si Xiaonian's displeased face because he guessed it right?
"Ask you! Who told you?" Si Xiaonian became irritable when he got hot, and Qi Ran's words made him even more irritable, feeling stuffy for no reason.
So good at guessing, why not buy a lottery ticket!
Si Xiaonian pointed with his arm sideways. Next to the fruit and vegetable store is a supermarket: "See, the supermarket sells lottery tickets. You can guess so well. You should buy lottery tickets. Go." After speaking, he turned and went upstairs.
Qi Randong woke up, and reached out to grab Si Xiaonian's arm, but he caught Si Xiaonian's backpack strap and dragged him down from the third step.
Si Xiaonian leaned back and was about to fall, looking back at Qiran with a bit of astonishment in his eyes, he stepped back in disorder, and in a panic returned his hands and grabbed Qiran's arm, grabbing all the muscles in his hand.
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