lifetime

"Shut up and drive, don't talk, no one will think you are dumb."

Hey, it's as tiring as raising a stupid son.

The little bastard lying on the back who doesn't like to move also thinks the same way. The two handsome masters are a little dick. It misses the little friends at home a little bit.

"Hey, tell me, is the little bastard sick? Why doesn't he like to move? Could it be that you fed him too much?"

Bian Mu turned his head and glanced at the big dog that was lying on its stomach. It had obviously grown up a lot in two months, and it didn't make any noise along the way.

"It's probably motion sickness, just go home."

It's good to have a big heart, Bian Mu held his forehead, and continued to press, "I'm also a little motion sick, what's the matter?"

Oh, Shao Kou's eyes lit up, he turned on the dome light and excitedly turned the rearview mirror, and almost stepped on the brakes to discuss this matter with him face to face.

"The symptoms of motion sickness should be hypoxia. I have a lot of oxygen. Really, please look into my sincere eyes."

Bian Mu felt that he was digging holes anytime and anywhere, this guy is now full of lard, so blinded, he can't listen to anything, and is completely dominated by his lower body.

"I'm telling you about the treatment. Since you had a dog in the first place, you have to be responsible for it. How can you ignore it?"

Suffered, trained.

Shao Kou didn't think it was a big deal at first, besides, can a dog be compared with a human being? It's enough for it to eat a lot and wear a lot of it, and it's obviously impossible to use his heart and lungs.

"Uh, huh, I was wrong, then find a veterinary hospital tomorrow and show it?"

The attitude of admitting mistakes is not correct, and Bian Mu continues to make a bad face.

"Why tomorrow, go now."

I got tired of patronizing during the day, and forgot about the little bastard, it looked quite unhappy, and it was better to let the doctor check it to feel at ease.

So, the two of them arrived at a veterinary hospital in the middle of the night. It happened that the doctor was about to pack up and get off work. They saw a man come in with a stinky face and a golden retriever in his arms. They were a little surprised. Was this here to mess things up?

"Hi, dog, what's the matter?"

Shao Kou put him on the bed for examination, and said a few words about the situation, "It doesn't like to eat or run, does it have worms in its stomach?"

Is such a dog owner really smart?Well, for the sake of his nervous visit to the doctor in the middle of the night, people who are good to animals will not be too bad.

"Stand back, let me check."

Press the stomach a few times to observe its sleeping condition, made a film of the stomach, and explained to the dog owner in a very affirmative tone, "Do you usually feed it a bit too much fat, try to be as light as possible, it is too fat so I don't like to move, and it will be even more uncomfortable when it gets hot after a while. You can shave it when you go back, um, it's healthy, don't worry."

The dog owner's expression was a bit indescribably awkward, and then he carried it away in the same posture just now.

Bian Mu slept too much just now, went to the day and night supermarket to buy a bottle of soda to drink, and saw someone come out when he turned around, so fast?

"It is said that I am too fat, and I need to lose weight."

Hahaha, it's so funny, Bian Mu bent over laughing while holding the half-open car door, the fat man is so funny.

"Fatty's heart can't afford to be hurt, hey, let's go."

Going forward, after passing the highway, there is a town, just looking for a place to live, Shao Kou has good night vision, and from a distance, he can see a shadow of a person walking slowly, and there are people pressing the road in the middle of the night?

Pressing the horn and approaching, the figure backed up and squatted down in fright, Shao Kou opened the window and shouted in that direction, "Hey, a moment?"

The headlights are bright enough to see clearly, is it a woman?Seems like you're still crying?

Sobbing for a long time without returning to him, Bian Mu leaned on his shoulder strangely, "Female?"

A woman with a bloody plot?

Shao Kou put his arms around him and moved forward, then shouted, "Then you go by yourself, we will follow behind you."

The girl hesitated to let go of her guard, stood up again and walked forward. With light on a certain distance, it becomes a destination, driving away the dark sorrow and pain. Whenever I look back, there will always be such A little bit of warmth is meeting you repeatedly, this is the reason why you are worth going on.

The two of them didn't know the ups and downs in the girl's heart, because the poison tongue gentleman came out again, "Where do you think this girl came from in the middle of the night, and where is she going?"

I think you should not be a painter, but a writer.

"do not know."

Shao Kou answered very simply, he really didn't know.

Sherlock Holmes, who was in the co-pilot seat, appeared, "She was crying just now, it must be because of her boyfriend, she was very happy to surprise her boyfriend who is in a long-distance relationship, so she took a whole day's car to arrive at his residence, however, The truth is often more hurtful. His boyfriend has already made a private decision with another man for life, just to use her as a cover. When they were fighting at home, she came in, so..."

What I didn't say later is naturally what you understand.

Shao Kou has studied psychology, and this kind of male-female plot subconsciously shows that he has accepted the influence of this aspect in his heart and is in the period of being interested.

"So, what I'm curious about is, did you go into the hole? You know, if you go into the hole and get scared by others, it will cause lifelong damage, which is more lethal than your pinch."

The building is crooked again, and Bian Mu agreed, "Judging from the time point, it is estimated that one post has been completed, and it was discovered before it was packed. Sad reminder, tell me, his boyfriend didn't come after him, is he trying to comfort him?" The other, how can a girl go home by herself, it's too shameless."

"Look, she left quickly and made a phone call."

Their car was quite far away, and the headlights of the car kept covering the road in front of her. When a car finally appeared to pick up the girl, Shao Kou speeded up. There is a rabbit-shaped key ring with rex rabbit fur. The girl knocked on his window before leaving just now, handed it over, and said thank you. It feels so good to be a good person and a good deed.

When I arrived at the hotel, I was so tired that I almost broke my waist. When Bian Mu took a shower, Shao Kou bought him porridge. After he came back and ate it, he fell asleep first. The old man came out of the shower and propped his chin After watching him for a while, kissed him again, and then fell asleep with his wobbly long legs sandwiched between them.

At this moment, on a radio station, the phone was connected. It was a girl. She said that she was a freshman in college. She was very homesick in the middle of the night, so she walked back by herself. Lighting up behind her, special thanks, order a song for them, Rocky's, for everyone who knows my name.

Your name is a good person.

It's a pity that the two little brothers are sleeping with their arms around each other, so they don't have time to listen. The thick curtains cut off all the disturbances, and the only place where you can truly live in Taoyuan is to nest in your arms.

After night, in the morning, day after day of reincarnation, the difference is that the me today is the me who loves you one more day. Shao Kou opened his eyes and looked at his eyelashes, which were black and long, and stroked them with his lips. Seeing that he was itching, she leaned down on his neck and continued to sleep, not daring to make trouble with him anymore, so she just lay flat and waited for him to wake up.

It was almost eleven o'clock, Bian Mu grabbed his little red bean toy, squinted his eyes and looked at him, "Hungry."

Shao Kou clamped his two long legs against his swollen area, and protested vaguely, "I'm hungry too."

Hungry eyes turned green, a hungry tiger pounced on food and overturned him, the pajama pants were tossed and almost fell to the bend of his legs, it was convenient for Shao Kou, he took a few bites directly at that spot, heard him panting hard, and returned He used his tongue to suck back and forth, and every morning he wakes up in the wrong posture. Only today, Bian Mu knows that the most perfect posture for a man to wake up is to split his legs and open his mouth.

The happy time was very short, and Shao Kou was still depressed when he was cooking. Every time he was the one who served the little ancestor, he was very happy. When will it be his turn, it will probably be difficult.

There is a restaurant under this hotel. I didn't want to do it at first, but the boy who was full of enjoyment wanted to eat the pancakes he made, so it was time for him to show.

Spread out an omelette, put deep-fried dough sticks and fried sausages in it, and a bag of beef gluten, which is spicy, get up early and have oatmeal porridge, and a salad of purple cabbage, serve it on the table, and look back at the little painter Walking over with a lazy face, his eyes were fixed on his lips, whether that buzzword is called "cutting men's color", he is that color.

I couldn't bear it anymore, I didn't need to bear it anymore, I strode over and dragged him to sit on the operating table, with a voice full of evil spirits, "What should I do, I haven't kissed enough yet."

Bian Mu was trapped by two iron arms. This is a matter of strength. This guy used force to deal with him again, and his wickedness was smoking.

"It's none of my business."

My mind is full of kisses, I'm not an inflatable doll, let you ravage me.

Kicked his knees and wanted to jump down, just as Shao Kou wanted to raise his head to kiss him, so the two of their heads hit the same place, and with a bang, Shao Kou was so scared that he quickly let go of him, "Does it hurt? You said What are you moving about?"

Damn, I even blamed him, so fucking innocent, "Hiss, why didn't you say that you have a hard head?"

Shao Kou pinched his waist, said that he was hard, more proud than anything else, touched his ear with the tip of his nose, and seduced him seductively, "There is still a harder place, I will carry you to the bed."

Fuck you, who just woke up and went to bed again?

"Your sperm is in your head, and you forgot about my Nine Yin White Bone Claw, haven't you?"

Uh, getting carried away, talking about a stinky man, Shao Kou took two steps back resentfully, put on a stinky face and muttered, "I don't have bugs in my head, only you."

Damn, with sour teeth, Bian Mu kicked over, what a bastard, what a nonsense.

However, she still couldn't control the smile on her lips, and there was a slight dimple on one side of her curved cheek, which aroused the heart of the tall man in front of her, and she really wanted to suck him deeper, deeper.

"Okay, I know you love me, let's eat."

Shao Kou suddenly looked like a big cat pretending to be a tiger, and leaned over triumphantly, kissed him on the mouth, and then started singing early, "I love you, love you, love you, love you..."

It was the same song from that night, but there was an inexplicably more sense of shameless confession. Bian Mu felt that the world was beautiful when he listened to it, thanks to not really jumping off a building before, otherwise, he would never have met this idiot.

The author has something to say: Shao Kou: I love you.

Bian Mu: Where do you love me?

Shao Kou: Hehehe, of course it's a pocket thing.

Bianmu black face: You have the ability to say it again.

Shao Kou thought for a moment: Of course it is a limp little one.

Bianmu: You can't go anywhere in 3 minutes.

Shao Kou: Uh, you want the big one?Then I'll go buy a deer whip and eat it.

Bian Mu vomited blood.