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"Shao Kou, you have been arrested on suspicion of beating others to serious injury, please cooperate and return to the police station for investigation."

After thinking about it for a while, I realized that the man in the toilet must have gone home to file a complaint. Really, a fight between men has to rise to this level, alas, it's bloodless.

"Okay, okay, can I bring my friend along with me?"

She pouted to the side and signaled the police officers to look at this handsome young man who had been following closely.

Bian Mu was a little irritable, frowning tightly, "Are you fighting again?"

How come again, he fights for the first time.

Seeing his confused face, Bian Mu said bitterly, "You forgot, when you were in college..."

Shao Kou raised his forehead, what kind of pig teammate is this, and sure enough, the police officer grasped the point, "It seems that you are a habitual offender, and you have arrested the wrong person. Let's go, don't talk too much."

You troublemaker, don’t let people tell you, Bian Mu rarely used his recent memory to recall when he went out to fight behind his back, it could only be at night, alas, worry, follow him into the police car, It doesn't matter if you speak first, "It's okay, we have money, and we can settle."

The police officer next to him interrupted kindly, "The other party said that he was determined not to reconcile, and he must be sent to prison, where he will reform himself and be a new man."

Shit, he's in jail, who sleeps with him, no, who cooks for him?

"Hey, I said, why didn't I know you were fighting with others, we were together every day?"

Shao Kou didn't like to mention that idiot thing, so he explained with a muffled head, "He doesn't attract people to listen to what he said, so he just gave him a lesson, since he doesn't agree with the reconciliation, it's fine, you go back, I will find you when I come out."

As if he was willing to reconcile, he also, no, happy, willing.

Bian Mu was so angry that he almost ascended to heaven, what kind of bullshit did he talk, and he went to find him when he went out, who the hell wants an old man who has been in prison?Why is your face so big?

"Go away, shut up, save it for a while and talk to the police comrades."

You thought the prison was a tourist attraction, it's so commonplace, but you really convinced this stinky man's dullness.

When they arrived at the place, as expected, the other party's family members were already waiting. A middle-aged lady with her hair coiled up high and a dark green cheongsam in a Tang suit, saw the two of them with a cold face and turned her head with a snort.

If you dare to beat her precious son, you will definitely not be able to eat and have to walk around.

Bian Mu had no desire to communicate, and Shao Kou was not in the mood to strike up a conversation. The two ignored her and sat on the chair. The policeman was a young man. Under the pressure of his superiors, he had to arrest Shao Kou. It's time to go to the city, and their office is not willing to take on this troublesome matter. They just go through the formalities for interrogation, and then detain and transport them back to the next city for settlement.

"You fill in your personal information first, and then, tell me about the specific process of the incident."

Pushing him a form, Shao Kou was about to pick up a pen when he heard Bian Mu stand up professionally and talk to the police officer, "Hello, I am Shao Kou's lawyer, and I am fully authorized to represent my client in handling this matter. For the case, first of all, my client has mental problems, so he requests bail and goes to City A for treatment."

Mental level, that is, mental illness?

The police officer was stunned for a moment, and looked at his client subconsciously. Shao Kou was tricked by him just now. He wore a purple horizontal checkered shirt and black vertical and white checked cropped trousers. How to look like a normal person.

"What do you have as proof?"

Indeed, if a mentally ill person causes harmful results when he cannot recognize or control his behavior, if it is identified and confirmed by legal procedures, he shall not be held criminally responsible, but his family members or guardians shall be ordered to take strict supervision and medical treatment, which is stipulated by law.

"I can send someone the medical certificate right away."

Bian Mu cheated happily, so he can't really go to jail.

When I went out to make a phone call, the lady went crazy, what kind of fantasy was she talking about?Not criminally responsible?Then what should his son do if he lies in bed for the rest of his life? No, he has to be responsible. She also went out to make a phone call.

Shao Kou sat in the room without saying a word, watching Bian Mu busy to and fro, and after missing two meals and compensating for a black card, he went out in the dark.

Their car was still parked in the shopping mall, so they could only walk along the main road. Mosquitoes were buzzing and flying under the night lights. They were not too tired or cold. The little painter took the initiative to admit his mistakes, "I was wrong, really."

From the beginning to the end, Bian Mu didn't see that he had the slightest remorse for making mistakes, and even his hair was straight. I am such a man who likes to shake his fist. What can you do?

"What's wrong?"

The low air pressure continued, the two of them stopped, one bowed and the other stared.

Shao Kou has not been impulsive for a long time, "I thought he would not be able to find me after beating me up. I made a mistake in my calculation."

Bian Mu kicked his calf, and then kicked again in bewilderment. Brain is a good thing, you don't have money to buy it, right?

"You think that if you take off your pants and fart, it won't stink. You are deceiving yourself. You tell me first, why did you fight, and I want to know the reason."

Losing money and wasting time, there must be a reason, right?You are in a good mood for a while, have you considered it in the future?

"There's no reason, he's just a cheap person and deserves to be beaten."

I think you deserve a beating too.

"It's their property to be cheap, so it's none of your business?"

You think you can transform into a water ice moon by wearing two braids to represent justice and eliminate evil, don't be ridiculous.

"I want to tell you, you have to let me beat him too."

A rubbish human, keep releasing carbon monoxide.

In fact, Bian Mu is indeed a relatively cruel person. He was forcibly sent to the broken ravine by his father because he gathered a large group of men and prepared to take over the lascivious nest of the dog and man. It is absolutely impossible for someone with a demonic temperament to let others shit on his head.

"Speak, I'll listen."

They are all men, and there is nothing to hide. Shao Kou deliberately swept his little face, why is he so good-looking?

"Do you remember the day you watched the sunrise, the one on the top of the mountain who was still kissing passionately, I met him in the bathroom, he said you looked like a little boy, and that you must be the one who was pushed down."

My ancestors, bah bah bah, Bian Mu drew a circle in his heart and cursed him to lie under the hospital bed and be with the urinal forever.

"Why didn't you say it earlier, this kind of thing should hit him so badly that he can't take care of himself, and the scourge is even on a man, pervert."

Bian Mu choked up, and explained dryly with a little embarrassment, "I'm not talking about you, don't take your seat."

As a man falls in love with another man, it is neither a pervert nor a monster, it is just that he just met and fell in love with it.

But, that kind of guy is different, he has no morals, he uses sex as a way of pleasure, and he fights very well. Now, half of Bian Mu's fire has been unloaded, and the other half is tired and hungry.

"It's born from the same root, so why rush each other?"

Shao Kou shook his head and recited a poem, which made the man on the opposite side laugh so hard that he couldn't breathe. Bian Mu felt that the old man was quite plump, full of flesh and blood, and coughed twice seriously. He suddenly understood what was going on. Psychologically, get close to him, and patiently reason with him, "I accept your reason for beating someone, but using force is the most inferior way to deal with things, and there are more ways to do it on the premise of not hurting yourself." Use your brain, Shao Kou, have you ever thought about what you would do without me today?"

Bian Mu decided to call his father to express his remorse. He was just a child in his father's eyes, but he was unscrupulous because of the mountain behind him. He understood a lot at this moment. If you think about it in another way, he is a poor boy with nothing, probably, even a dog would not be happy to wag his tail at him.

Looking at his stern fatherly eyes, Shao Kou laughed inexplicably, quickly retracted his face, nodded seriously, and answered, "Without you, I would pay the due price for what I did. Now that you have done it, you have the courage to do it, there is nothing to be afraid of.”

What the hell, it means that I am redundant, this bastard's world view is so amazing, I see you are upset, so I will beat you, and after beating you, I will do whatever I want.

Bian Mu's anger came up again, "You still think that fighting with others is the correct way to solve things, don't you? I've been telling you for a long time, but you're fucking playing the piano against the cow, don't you?"

Yes, and, no, let you tell, what can I say?Confused, why are you angry again?Didn't you just say it was right?

Shao Kou muttered something, but Bian Mu didn't hear clearly, but he didn't bother to listen. He brewed up his emotions about the eruption of the volcano, and expressed the fight to him in a steady voice, "As a man, we really should not be afraid of things. However, that is on the premise of not causing trouble. When someone else beats you, it is self-defense for you to fight back. If someone provokes you with words, you strike first, which is your problem of violence. Shao Kou, use your brains and do it. No, how old are you, and you are still a hot-blooded youth, you should accept it..."

The tall man suddenly lowered his face, "Have you trained enough?"

He is this kind of person. He has lived for decades, and when he sees injustice, what's wrong?At least his psychology is not dark, he doesn't calculate others, he thinks he is doing the right thing.

The man on the opposite side just ascended to heaven with the first Buddha, and now it's the turn of the second Buddha, this bastard, can't understand the human language? "I told you that I think highly of you, for your own good..."

In the dark place under the light, Shao Kou suddenly pulled his arm, put his head on his palm, and told him to silence, whatever he read, he could do it with a wooden fish, his lips were soft and sweet, and he spit out Why are the words that come out so unpopular, so let's seal it up.

Bian Mu was stunned for a moment, and began to struggle. His eyes were raised abruptly, and then he faced the scorching cold of the street lamp. The mosquitoes around it were still flapping their wings, warming themselves like moths to a flame. Who made it? who?

The long board asphalt road, the tall white street lamps, and the falling dust in the air converged into a painting, and the overlapping shadows in the dark corners filled the cold and empty streets with warm colors.

Shao Kou couldn't control his relentless heart towards him, especially when facing this small mouth, he just wanted to kiss and kiss, taste and taste, to tease his little pink tongue that doesn't like to show his head However, within a minute, there was a signal from the chest and abdomen, and he immediately let go of him, propped against the wall and vomited, as if drinking hydrogen peroxide, it was a refraction nausea.

The man who was left behind shook his body, and then looked back at him incredulously, what the hell, he was bitten by the old man, and he vomited after the bite, what about him, who is he, where is he, and whether he wants to vomit too Spit?

The two of them tossed and tossed for a whole day, and they were exhausted. Shao Kou looked back at him looking unloved, took the initiative to carry him behind his back, and then began to explain again, "I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Bian Mu was already used to the inexplicable coincidence of being bitten by a dog. This guy obviously didn't want to listen to his rationale, so he made such a bad move.

"What's wrong?"

Shao Kou wondered why he was so quiet this time. Anyone who found out that the other party was vomiting immediately after being kissed would kill him with a knife. Why is the little painter so calm.

"Uh, if you say I'm wrong, I'm wrong."

Finally used my brain once, this is the standard answer.

Bian Muqi's three Buddhas ascended to heaven, strangled his neck with his hands, lowered his head, and bit his artery viciously, you bastard, you waited for me to recover my strength, you have to torture me, you don't even know your own mother.

It was almost early in the morning, and there were no cars passing by on the road, so I stopped a car and went back to the hotel. Shao Kou asked him to take a shower first, and he washed his hands and went to the kitchen to make something to eat, ready-made pasta, salad and steak. , turned back and turned on the TV, the ball game was still playing in it, the little painter swayed out, his stomach was so hungry that he seemed to have drained his fat, he sat down and ate, and Shao Kou went to take a bath, under the rush of water, the corner of the man's mouth was raised Gao Yangqi, what are you laughing at, of course it’s because the little painter showed a little when he split his legs and sat on the chair just now, "Ahem, I’m a little bird, oh..."

Bian Mu frowned outside, the bastard was singing in the bath, it was really ugly.

The author has something to say: Shao Kou: I am a little bird, oh...

Bian Mu: Pervert, it’s cool to sing in the shower.

Shao Kou: You can try it next time.

Border Shepherd: No.

Shao Kou: Actually, there is another one that is even cooler, you definitely want to try it.

Bian Mu: What?

Shao Kou: Pee standing up.

Bian Mu: Damn, I was also standing up.

Shao Kou: Listen to me, there is a premise.

Bian Mu just looked at him quietly, with a look in his eyes that you would kill him with a bone-like palm.

Shao Kou: Turn on the temperature of the shower a little higher, and then pee with the water flow, it's very refreshing.

Bian Mu: Not much to say, Jiuyin White Bone Claw, hey, hey, hey.