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Shao Kou was mopping the floor, when he heard the little painter in the yard behaving again, he yelled, "Go, go for a swim, hurry up, Sanye."

What the hell is going on.

"The sky looks warm, and the big river can't take a bath."

Don't be naive, boy.

Bian Mu vomited blood crazily, who said he was going to the river, besides, he clearly said swimming, why did it turn into bathing in his mind?Big difference, okay?

Grinding his teeth, he tickled his fingers itchyly, "Come on, come here, let me see if there is too much earwax eating away your brain cells."

I was originally a parasite who could stand upright and bend.

"Okay, okay, what do you want to do?"

I listen to you, can't I?

"Is it far from the sea?"

His passport was confiscated by the old man, so he couldn't take the plane, so let's go by car, there is a free driver anyway.

"It's quite far."

The old nose is far away, it depends on how you go.

"How long was the drive?"

Bianmu only pursues the final result and doesn't care about the process.

"It will take five or six days anyway."

The seaside city should be hot now, but he is going on a self-driving tour, what about the fruit trees at home, the little bastard, and the vegetables in the refrigerator...

Shao Kou is a miser who can worry and is not willing to waste.

"Go, grab some clothes, fill up the gas tank, and set off right away."

Don't you give me some buffer time?Draw a circle and go around in place for a while.

"Ancestor, let's make arrangements for tomorrow. There are a lot of things at home."

This quick temper, what's the matter, I can't bear it at all.

Bian Mu didn't like to talk nonsense, so he just threw the mop in his hand aside, "I'm too lazy to tell you, forget it, go out and buy the clothes if you are missing, just take the card, I will pack the drawing board and pen, you go and get the little bastard Hold it back and lead it out to see the world together."

Shao Kou was confused, met a boss who was too active, what to do, waited online, very anxious.

The setting sun was still red hanging on the top of the mountain, and it was about to fall far away, but a black off-road vehicle was speeding past at the entrance of the village, and it gradually became a black spot the size of a mosquito.

In the back seat of the car, the little bastard was jumping happily, ah, finally he can go out to play with his handsome master again, so happy, so excited.

The man in the co-pilot seat was looking for a map seriously. By the way, he searched for relevant attractions on his mobile phone, pointed to an icon and told Shao Kou, there is a hot spring here, let's go to the bubble first.

There is an extinct volcano a few kilometers ahead, and there is a hot spring next to it. Shao Kou frowned, can he not go to such a dangerous place, "Ancestor, don't you want to go to the beach? Why did you switch to a hot spring?"

Bian Mu is really convinced by his nagging now, and wants to give him a [-]th-century brain, but he turns too slowly, "You just drive your car well, there's a lot of nonsense."

忒？

"OK, then I'm dumb now, don't talk to me."

Hmph, like who doesn't know how to be arrogant, he won't say anything, you can say enough by yourself.

Bianmu continued to look at the surrounding hotels and specialty restaurants, and when he heard his answer, he nodded and agreed, he completely agreed, please don't distract him with words.

The journey in the dark was not easy, but fortunately, he quickly found a self-service hotel, Bian Mu carried the little bastard to the gate, and suddenly turned around and asked him, "Why didn't you give him a bath, his stomach is full of mud. "

Shao Kou spread his hands, meaning, you are so anxious that you don't have time to take a shower.

Bian Mu stared back at him, and if you have the ability, you should never speak.

The man following behind pursed his lips and stared at the same style, too synchronized.

The little bastard was also full of resentment. He was sleeping soundly, but suddenly he was picked up by this tough and stinky owner and thrown to the side. He picked up the black bag next to him, closed the car door and left. Thanks to the handsome owner who deliberately turned around Come and hug it, woo woo, it loves its handsome soft master, Lala.

The hotel booked a luxurious presidential suite, really, very luxurious, when it was time to take a shower, Bian Mu called him, "Come here, let's go together."

Damn, how good is the treatment for a business trip?

I ran over quickly, and was dumbfounded when I saw it. It turned out to be the kind of jacuzzi, which looks like two fish connected head to tail. In fact, it is two bathtubs, but there is a block in the middle, which slightly reduces the impetuousness. Xin, took off his clothes and went in. The border shepherd on the opposite side was completely soaked in the white foam, and he was enjoying it with his eyes closed. He might feel his gaze, and said in a weak voice, "Do you want to go back to the city with me? That's much more advanced."

Bian Mu is a little homesick. Although he is mostly alone in that family, he still has feelings. He can't tell. He has a very literary tone. He feels that he has no roots, just like a piece of duckweed. I can't help but always feel that there is something empty in my heart that can't be filled with anything.

He was tired of this feeling, tired of this feeling that he couldn't control, so he wanted to go back to the place he was familiar with, maybe the disease would be less severe.

"Well, wherever you go, I will go."

Shao Kou also followed his example and lay down, closed his eyes, and couldn't help thinking, it's too soon, is it about to start?

But Bian Mu opened his eyes, and looked at him through the mist blankly, "Okay, then you can go with me to enjoy the blessing, anyway, there is no one in your family."

Yes, there is indeed no one in my family, only a demon.

"By the way, I don't know yet. You live with your parents. What did I do there? You have to have a nanny at home, right?"

Can the title of cook be removed?

"Oh, if your culinary skills can be buried in the cracks of the ground by my father, then, the driver is very suitable for you."

Yes, anyway, they are all serving the ancestors, which one is not doing.

"Then shall we go back directly?"

There are hot springs and the seaside, why don’t you go?

"Go, go around and go back. I was kicked out, so I can't go back in disgrace."

oh?He doesn't know this?

"Tell me, why did you drop it, which made the old man furious?"

Curiosity killed the cat, you don't understand, it only exposes people's scars.

Bian Mu thought about it, ah, it didn’t take long, but he had almost forgotten it. He tried to draw the appearance of that woman in his mind, but it seemed that there was no face anymore, only a ponytail still dangling. Father is making a fuss over a molehill, he wants to break the legs of both of them, and dare to play an intimate scene behind his back, then you must feel his anger well.

Seeing his obviously angry look, Shao Kou just thought it was so cute, so cute.

"Why are you still angry?"

You mentioned it all, dare to ask.

"Don't mess with me."

A word of warning to him, I continue to be angry, angry at myself for doing a stupid thing, and it has been going on for many years. When I think of him chasing that woman for several years, I feel like I swallowed a fly. No matter who it is, an infidelity, Never use it for life.

Shao Kou brewed it first, and ordered him a cup of hot milk, or if he was afraid that he would not sleep well at night, he made some sausages and dog food for the little bastard, and mixed them together to make them more delicious.

He slept in a separate room, and Shao Kou purposely set up the stool for him. He woke up in the middle of the night and peed, then turned around and thought about going to his room with his toes. How did you cultivate such an open sleeping position, just climbed into the bed and hugged him, covered the quilt, closed your eyes and rubbed his ears with your chin, the air gradually became thin and uneasy, he thought, kiss He, with his faint lips exhaling, Shao Kou lowered his voice again and again, and suddenly a lewd image of a man and a woman flashed in his mind, he ran to the bathroom as fast as he could and hugged the toilet, vomited in a muffled voice for a long time, and finally Wipe his face and come out, tuck him in the quilt, go back to the house to find a cigarette, delete it for a long time, but still can’t forget it, what can we do, anyway, he may be a disabled person in the first place.

Early the next morning, before dawn, Bian Mu excitedly got up and asked him to watch the sunrise. Shao Kou was confused again, what the hell is this, this is not the little painter he knew.

"Hurry up, don't dawdle, you have to climb a mountain."

My God, let him beat his chest and stamp his feet. Shao Kou hadn't slept for an hour before he was called up by this guy, okay, let's go.

Driving to the bottom of the mountain, two men carried water and bread on their backs and started the mountaineering journey. They all said that this mountain is the most beautiful to see the sunrise, so many people came here especially for the name. When they walked to the center, many people suddenly appeared behind them. , like a tourist group, noisy and noisy, Bian Mu called Shao Kou, let him go quickly, don't run into them, the mountain is relatively steep, there is a section of the road to climb the chain to go up, Shao Kou went up first, and then pulled He, Bian Mu's hands are a little slippery, and the chain lock is constantly shaking from side to side. Two young men come up from behind, and hold him steady so that Shao Kou can pull him. After they all come up, the four of them get to know each other. , and continued to climb the mountain respectively.

The time to reach the top of the mountain is just right, the sunrise is like a fire in the east, reflecting the red color of the sky, the feeling of standing on the top of the mountain is the feeling of being infinitely close to the sun, it is huge, like a burning flame inside, beautiful and enthusiastic, Bian Mu I closed my eyes for a while to breathe in the fresh air, and was poked in the waist by the man next to me, opened my eyes and stared at him, why, not looking at the sun, "here."

Bian Mu turned his head in the direction of his finger, and then saw a scene that was hotter than the sun. It turned out that not far away were the two young men just now. The love was so strong that they naturally fell in love with each other. Oh, that's wrong. Yes, love to the mouth, the best way for me to love you is to put you in my mouth.

There is some shock, but there is nothing wrong with personal orientation. Bian Mu turned his head and stared at him again, "Are you looking at him with envy and jealousy?"

Shao Kou smiled meaningfully, and made eye contact with the buddy who was facing him, meaning, you are, and so am I, hehehe.

Sure enough, after going down the mountain, the military division appeared.

As soon as Shao Kou entered the bathroom, he saw the young man standing in front of the door of the cubicle and looking at him kindly, but Shao Kou felt that that smile was obviously showing off nakedly, "Brother, do you want me to help you, that guy?" It looks so pure? I will try it, and it will definitely be different."

My old fritters can help you tune and teach, and I will definitely give you a whole lot of obedience.

"Have you bought disability insurance this year?"

Um?The man on the opposite side had a question mark on his head, he smiled and said, "I don't understand? Then let me explain clearly, you will not be gentle when you look at it. Treating men is different from treating women. You have to coax, especially when you do something. When it comes to those things, you can't use strong ones, it's not good to be popular..."

I don't think it would be good for you to say another word, your grandma and grandson.

He was still proudly sharing his experience, when suddenly he felt his head shaking, and then bent over, a tooth fell out, you fucking, dare to hit me, I am the little overlord in the river, you dare, hold tight He swung his fist, however, what hit his face with his strength was that this time the opponent used his feet.

Shao Kou has a lot of vigor, I think it’s a waste of saliva to scold you, you two chairs, let you say, the result of combined fists and kicks is, this man lay on the ground begging for mercy, grandpa and grandpa kept shouting , the bloodshot teeth fell on the tiles with a ding-dong ding-dong, and he was so blurred that he couldn't speak. Through the tears, he saw that he was arranging his clothes, and he muttered, "Okay, there is a bloody idea." Now, in order to prevent him from being poisonous, let's wash it off."

This world is too crazy, why does no one go to the toilet in such a big hotel, not to mention that a person goes to the toilet four times a day on average, why, the probability of so many people is so low, why no one finds out that the perpetrator is What about the carefree laundry?

Seeing that he was about to slap his ass and leave, the messy man on the ground memorized his appearance again, waiting for him to go back, he must form an Avenger Alliance to kill you son of a bitch, Wait, then.

Bian Mu got impatient, saw him coming, hurriedly urged him to leave, he was going to soak in the hot spring, "You are constipated, so slow."

The author has something to say: Bian Mu: You are constipated, so slow.

Shao Kou: Do doctors talk like that?

Bianmu: Huh?

Shao Kou: Constipation, can you be more civilized in your words?

Bian Mu: Tell me one.

Shao Kou: dry.

Bianmu: Huh...

Shao Kou: Hemorrhoids.

Bianmu: Huh...

Shao Kou: I can't poop, because the earth is not attractive.

Bianmu: Huh...

Shao Kou: As a fan, can you take your profession seriously, what the heck?

Bian Mu: I am a viewer and I want my money back. This meme is too stinky.