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"You should just rest."

I dare not trouble you.

"You see, this is wrong. As your direct leader, I must strictly control your indicators. It's okay to do this in front of me, but in front of others, you will lose my face. I absolutely cannot allow this kind of thing to happen again, so let me buy you clothes, work clothes, whichever I say you can wear, and you are not allowed to raise any different opinions."

Border Collie's problem-solving skills are just perfect, so that's it.

Shao Kou dripped in cold sweat, don't tease him, okay?

Wearing a dress, as for this, please don't abuse me.

"I'll buy you a Barbie doll, please don't mess with my old bones."

Pink and tender Barbie dolls, you can change them however you want.

Bianmu ignored him directly, he was full of fun with his own thoughts, and his self-confidence was strong enough to make him take out his mobile phone to make a call, and after connecting, he began to talk about his interests.

"Hello, Mr. Bian."

"Well, go out and buy a batch of men's clothing of the latest season, and then express it, shoes, pants, underwear, tops, watches, everything."

"Okay, your size is ok?"

"No, I'm a little taller than me, how tall are you?"

Bian Mu set his mobile phone to hands-free, put it on the bar, and raised his head to ask him.

"194."

Shao Kou wanted to slap himself and talk nonsense.

"Hello sir, what is your weight?"

That side quickly reacted and responded accordingly.

There was no way, and he was forced to go to Liangshan.

"80 kilograms."

"What is your approximate bust and waist measurement?"

This ghost knows.

"Bust 96, waist 75."

Seeing that he didn't answer, Bian Mu took a visual inspection and found that he was quite professional in measuring dimensions.

"Okay, Mr. Bian, and what's your shoe size?"

"44, do it right away."

This was Bian Mu's answer. Last time he saw the soles of the shoes that had been hung out and painted, and there were two shining 4's.

"Okay, goodbye, Mr. Bian."

I promised, hung up, and couldn't help but praise him, "Da Miao is so good, go change your pants and eat, go, go."

He waved his hand to tell him to step back quickly, he was hungry, so hurry up, the little bastard was playing crazy just now, and now he woke up and threw his calves to his feet, handsome master, miss you, miss you .

Bian Mu picked it up, bawling excitedly, looked up at it with smiling eyes and asked, "You little guy, did you say you're playing with your brothers and sisters?"

Wang, Wang.

"Oh, and Mom, do you want to live with them? I think you're kind of alone."

Bian Mu still remembered that it had been lying still in the nest in the morning, and the aggrieved look in his eyes resonated with him so much, so he was afraid of some psychological trauma.

Wang, Wang.

In fact, it couldn't understand what the masters said, and it understood it completely by its own feeling. It suddenly opened its mouth and grabbed his sleeve, resting its chin in his hand and moaning, dawdling for a long time.

"Let you scratch its jaw."

Shao Kou came out and told him that this bastard is still cute, shameful, shameful.

Bian Mu stretched out his fingers for the little bastard to grab as he said, and he squinted his eyes enjoying it, half asleep.

"Does it have an itchy chin? Did you not bathe it, or did it have parasites in its fur?"

The tickling is still very soft and comfortable, not uncomfortable.

Shao Kou is also helpless, this little painter, it seems that he has never had a pet before, he shook his head and answered him, "No, it is a kind of play, I hope you serve it, and then establish a deep friendship, wash your hands, eat wontons .”

It turned out to be like this, I scratched the little bastard a few more times and put it on the ground, washed my hands and sat down, looked at the lotus flower porcelain bowl with a white background, and kicked his calf under the table, "Your wonton buns are so big?"

Is it buns or wontons?

"Ah."

He wanted to say, can you control it?Eating can't stop your mouth.

"You're getting more and more perfunctory now, ouch, I'm so hurt."

You have to be quiet for a meal, how boring.

"Drink soup when you are hurt."

Shao Kou really wanted to kick back, he always acted like a demon when eating, it would cause indigestion.

"What kind of soup, it's oily."

The layer of oil floating on the top has been skimmed clean, but from the color point of view, it is still quite scary, at least for Bian Mu, he likes plain and light, and this old guy makes him some greasy ones every day, alas, This is what evil I did in my previous life.

"Pig trotter soup, I put some dried cabbage, no oil, the newly bought soy sauce is a bit darker, delicious."

Pig's trotters are the most collagen-rich, so if you don't eat them, just drink some soup.

The top was covered with chopped green onion and coriander, Bian Mu took a sip with a spoon, um, stuck out his tongue in disgust, it was really unpalatable.

Shao Kou put down his chopsticks, looked at his exaggerated expression as if he had eaten a dead mouse, smiled amusedly, forgot to buy bullwhip and cow eggs, one day he had to ask him to eat a cold dish, so he said it was beef Tendon, hum, it's funny just thinking about that picture.

After dinner, Bian Mu started his revenge plan. The old man mopped the floor, so he called the little bastard to run inside and outside the house. The old man washed the clothes, so he directly pulled the electric switch downstairs. Anyway, it’s for you It's hard to find.

If you are unhappy, I will be happy.

The dirt tank of the washing machine was full. Shao Kou went back to the house and wanted to find a tool to remove it. Suddenly it was pitch black. He thought the power had gone out. He took out two candles from the drawer and lit them up. Silhouette, Bian Mu heard the movement and came over, his eyes are especially good at night, he got a little closer to him, and said, "You want to burn the house?"

You are blind, light a candle, a candle.

"There is a power outage, there are only two candles, I will take you upstairs to sleep, the village may be repairing the circuit."

Going to bed at seven o'clock, is the night life so empty?

"Huh? Well, hey, massage, don't you say give me a massage? Just stay in your room, don't go upstairs."

Bian Mu felt guilty, as soon as he went out and turned around the stairs, he could see the lights of the opposite house, how could there be a power outage.

"Okay, come on, let me show you another of my lore skills."

Come on, you are, all masseuses have to have formal documents, and you can only be regarded as a country shaker at best.

"Just don't smash your own signboard."

He is ready, and if he presses well later, he will be punished. The arrogance and arrogance must be quenched with cold water, and you will never let a single spark start a prairie fire.

Shao Kou fixed the candle with two glasses, put it on the table opposite the bed, put the pillow in the center, and pointed to him, "Come and lie down."

The man kicked on his shoes casually, went to bed and sat cross-legged, and just pressed his shoulders. How could he occupy such a large area of ​​the bed?

He took out a bottle of peppermint essential oil from the drawer, rubbed his hands to warm it up, looked back, and frowned, "Take off your shirt, lie down, and face me with your back."

This kid, you are doing massage or chanting scriptures, you are sitting like a boss.

Because of the power outage, the air conditioner also stopped running, and there was no sound in the whole room. I didn't feel cold in my clothes, but I wanted to take them off?

"I still have to take off my clothes, can't I just press it like this?"

What the hell, take off your clothes?

"If you don't take it off, go upstairs and sleep."

You don't take off your pants when you pee, and you still wear crotch pants like a three-year-old.

He choked on a single sentence and wanted to hiccup, but there was no way, the boat would go straight when it reached the bridge, come on, raised his hand and took off his clothes, trembling slightly lying on the side of the pillow, looking back at the old man teasingly, "Hurry up, I If you catch a cold, I will eat you alive."

I am a small fish biscuit, with your small mouth, you only swallow it raw if you have bad teeth.

"Okay, here we come."

Shao Kou rubbed his hands all the time, straddled his legs to his waist, squatted, and didn't put all his strength on him, for fear that his mouth would be hurt. As a result, it didn't seem like he could make him say something nice.

"If you dare to sit down, I will let you go around without food."

What kind of stuff, if you can't eat it, you have to walk around, it's a problem in the world.

"Don't have emotional fluctuations, relax your whole body, I won't press you down, come, breathe with me, suck, spit, suck, spit, okay, relax, yes, relax yourself, close your eyes, imagine you lying together In the soft sponge, it is floating, moving slowly..."

While talking, rubbed hands on his shoulders, rubbed, hammered, slapped, pinched his spine with his fingers and lifted up, the sound of skin and flesh slapped slowly and continuously, Bian Mu sounded quite regular, he His hands were very hot, rubbing his back seemed to be on fire, spreading all over his body, he simply closed his eyes, turned his face to one side, and folded his hands above his head, neither light nor heavy, it was indeed very comfortable.

"This is chiropractic, which can promote metabolism, detoxify and cleanse the body, and it can also resist aging. I don't have anything. How about I scrape for you. That will hurt more than this, but the effect is better."

He just said to himself, and Bian Mu didn't want to answer. The skin touched by his fingers gradually turned red. At first, he didn't use too much force, and gradually began to increase his strength. He repeated the same action over and over again until he felt his neck was sweating. , Shao Kou patted him, "Turn around, to the chest and belly button."

The man below fell asleep comfortably, and subconsciously followed the instructions when he heard the instructions. The candle was not too bright, and the figures of the two men turned around. The man above reached out and pinched his waist to help him turn over. Back to Shao Kou did not sit on him, but knelt on one side, sprinkled essential oil on his hands, it stands to reason that the peppermint smell should make people sober, let alone facing a man who has slept for nearly a day, who would have expected, Bian Mu was really sleepy, couldn't open his eyes, and hummed twice in a daze, which made the man next to him pull his lips and smile, this guy can really sleep.

Stretch out your right hand to press on the top of his right breast, and stroke down with your fingers obliquely until you reach the lower abdomen, back and forth [-] times, then change direction, continue [-] times, which can increase the cardiopulmonary function.

When it's over, go to the navel, rub your palm clockwise around the navel. At the beginning, Bian Mu, who was lying flat, might be a little itchy. He smiled and raised his hand to wave him away, and said in an itchy tone, "Don't touch it, itches."

The author has something to say: Bian Mu: The workmanship is good.

Shao Kou: I am not afraid of pride, please continue to praise me.

Bian Mu: Another twitch.

Shao Kou: Is there any tickle on the navel?

Bian Mu: Oh, I told you not to touch it.

Shao Kou: Then I can only go all the way down.