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"What are you?"

Shao Kou turned his head and met his ferocious eyes.

"It's not good to hold back urine all the time, and the bladder is easily injured."

Of course he is looking at you, but he still understands this common sense, drink less water before going to bed, go to the bathroom first when you get up early, why, you, still have so much water?

"Thank you for reminding me, I will close the door next time."

you know too much.

"Tch, I'm done packing, let's go out to eat, or..."

There is nothing on the table, he needs a nutritious breakfast very much.

"No, eat it at home, it will be ready in no time, wait a while."

He finished cooking the marinade just now, and wanted to fry Chiba tofu, anyway, it was all tofu.

"Then you wear gloves and pay attention to hygiene, the disease comes from the mouth."

Wang Po sells melons, learns and sells now.

Shao Kou hummed, washed his hands and cut the tofu, but he didn't wear it, so don't eat it if you can.

The first time the two had breakfast was before ten o'clock, it should be said before eight o'clock.

"When you called me just now, the routine was quite deep?"

It's time to turn over the bill.

"Ancestor, I specially fried this egg for you, try it?"

Bian Mu rolled his eyelids, this black pimple-like thing is an egg?

"I have to use a knife and fork, such a big piece, can I stuff it in?"

When the words fell, Shao Kou perfectly reflected his words, chew it, chew it, swallow it in a few mouthfuls, you don't need a knife and fork at all, right?Yes.

"We don't have knives and forks at home, so you just deal with it."

Alas, Bian Mu sighed, did he live with a caveman?

"You, can you be more elegant, are you still practicing big characters?"

Practicing calligraphy can improve one's overall self-cultivation, cultivate awe-inspiring spirit, accumulate profound talents, gain the spirituality of heaven and earth, absorb the essence of all things, create brilliant ideas, and create a great environment where all things are concentric with each other.

However, he didn't want to tell this idiot any of these, it would be a waste of emotion.

"Uh-huh."

He is as busy as an old cow plowing the land, and he is still practicing Lao Shizi's calligraphy.

"Well, fart, I will teach you two hours every night from now on."

If you don’t torture him, you are uncomfortable, and you still dare to play music to wake him up, thanks to your good idea.

Shao Kou didn't know that he was avenging his own personal revenge, and suddenly his heart was devastated. He felt that several mountains were pressing down on him at the same time. He mopped the floor, cleaned the kitchen, washed the clothes with his hands, bathed the dog, cleaned the toilet for the dog, picked the dog's hair, and finally, practiced calligraphy. .

After taking stock, he realized that this dog was a burden. He really regretted adopting it, it was so heart-wrenching.

"Ancestor, I don't have that cell, can you let me be a little shrimp?"

Please, get me out of your elegant world.

"No, it's settled like this. You go to fill up the gas later, and then wait for me at the door."

He took a few sips of tofu with a spoon, ate a piece of bean curd, and nodded in praise of him, "This is better than pancakes, and it's well made."

I really want to swear and tell him loudly that he didn't do this.

However, there is always too much helplessness and compromise in reality.

"Then I won't practice calligraphy. Anyway, I just have one unique skill, it's fine. Too many skills are too overwhelming."

Bian Mu calmly put down his chopsticks, glanced at him briefly, and was short of asking, who is the boss?In this family, who has the final say?

Shao Kou couldn't say that he felt uncomfortable under such a high level of coercion for the first time, but he was indeed not that comfortable. This is actually more realistic. On some issues, people with money and power always have more say, or , People are more willing to listen to their opinions, and then make ruthless changes to themselves. What is this?

A lowered head is like a straw that crushes a camel's back, but a raised head is extremely heavy.

"I'm doing it for your own good, huh?"

Reluctant and unwilling are the most wasteful of feelings, he has the most zealous heart to reform you, but what is your attitude?Ask yourself, should you block him with such perfunctory words?It shouldn't be.

The psychological activities of the two men can be said to be quite exciting, and they are not on the same track at all. What caused this? Anyway, they are in it, but they don't know it.

Shao Kou feels that the person sitting in front of him looks like a primary school teacher, and he is like a primary school student who is not doing his job properly, listening to the teacher's lecture with his hands behind his back in front of the blackboard. The following is the scene he imagined:

"Do you know it's wrong? The teacher is for your own good, and you dare to contradict the teacher?"

"I was wrong, teacher."

"Speak up, I can't hear you."

"I was wrong."

"That's good."

Finally, the teacher in a gray suit pats his head to end the plot.

He has nothing to say.

"Ah."

Get up and pack your things. I don’t know that the little painter has a quirk of being a teacher. He likes to educate others, right?

I casually wore a jacket, grabbed the car keys and went to refuel. The weather was good, and some willow branches sprouted. These things can still work hard to spring after facing the cold weather, which is really cute.

Bian Mu came out with a long tail in his arms, and decisively left Shao Kou speechless. They go out with bodyguards, and you go out with bodyguards and dogs.

The driving speed is still not fast, and the two of them chatted one after another, nothing more than, the weather is quite warm, what do you want to eat at noon, uh, wait, wait, wait.

In short, there is no talk.

Soon, it collapsed.

"Sudden braking will kill you."

Bian Mu hugged the little cute in his arms, leaned his upper body forward, and then turned his head to teach him common sense.

"I'm not fast at all. There are children, let them pass first."

Sure enough, the cars behind all stopped and did not honk to urge him. Bian Mu saw in the rearview mirror that suddenly, yes, yes, he was suddenly moved. He should actually be an emotional person, but maybe because Lack of fatherly love and motherly love, so part of the lack is caused, forcing myself to be a rational person, or in other words, disguising myself as an emotional person, will he laugh when watching comedies?No, then why do you keep laughing until your stomach hurts?Because he wanted to turn himself into a normal person, would he cry when watching a tragedy?No, why are you crying?Because, want to be moved.

What is emotion, he thinks, it should be a bubble, the size depends on the situation, it is erratic, it suddenly flies to your side, and then pops, it is punctured, are you curious what it looks like inside?Or, what does it smell like?

It will never just disappear into emptiness, showing its existence is its strongest point, green onions, have you ever eaten?Yes, scallion white, you have eaten it, one bite after another, eat the whole one, if it is not enough, please continue, it is that kind of taste, it has been rushing from the trachea into your lungs, and then stimulates your eye sockets, tears, just will fall.

"Where do we go first?"

Bian Mu listened to him asking, but didn't want to answer, because he was afraid of choking himself.

The man in the driver's seat didn't pay attention to the side at all. He glanced at the navigation. After crossing the main road, there was a supermarket. He wanted to go to the vegetable market or fish market. There didn't seem to be any around here, so he should park in the underground garage of the supermarket first.

"Let's go to the supermarket first to see if things are new."

Shao Kou made his own decision and turned the car into the empty space.

Bian Mu didn't say yes or no, anyway, Teyousang smoothed the little bastard's hair twice, took out the traction rope and buckled it up, and got out of the car after a stroll, and didn't ask until he got on the elevator, "I think Can you eat Australian lobster?"

Shao Kou pressed the button on the first floor and said no.

He really won't, he hasn't even seen it.

"Ancestor, be down-to-earth all the time, I'm afraid of biting my hand with that thing."

Aussie lobsters know him, he doesn't know Aussie lobsters.

The two of them are like two cross talk actors, chattering loudly for a while.

"Qixi, buy one later, and I'll make it for you when I get back."

Let you see what a real chef is.

"Okay, the main thing is, can we have it here?"

Shao Kou is quite sensible, even if there are lobsters, the household registration book does not necessarily mean Australia.

"I say there is."

You talk about the end of the world, come, let me see.

"This supermarket is not opened by your family, is it?"

If you want to be so bloody, just stop and it will be your home.

Bian Mu's side face was chic and leisurely, and he tied the little bastard who had never seen the world and ran around hard. As soon as he lifted his pale lips, he knew he was right.

"Heh, it counts that your IQ is on the line this time."

Alas, who can not say that this is an encounter with the taste of ape dung.

"Thank you for your compliment. My IQ is a bit manic. If I say I'm online, I'll go online without notifying me, alas."

Bian Mu laughed out loud at being teased by him, and asked him to lead the dog while leading the way.

After a while, a man with a flat head in a black suit trotted towards him, and Shao Kou saw that he seemed a little reserved, or he could be said to be respectful. He called the little painter who was talking in front of him to be Mr. Bian, hehe, Mr. Bian .

"Mr. Bian, why are you here when you have time? Can you go upstairs and sit for a while?"

Guess this person should be the person in charge of shopping in the city that my aunt said, and the street code is Mr. Bian, um, remember.

"No, I'll go back after I buy something, go ahead and don't call me."

There is no need for a big battle, just let the second idiot in the back take a good look at it, and let him be obedient.

Shao Kou didn't know that someone was thinking about him, so he led the little bastard to the corner to push the shopping cart, and went to the fresh food street.

So, when Bian Mu looked back arrogantly to show off his new power, the man in the jacket was gone.

There are so many things in the freezer, and the names are all particularly high-end. Most of them are foreign products, and they are bigger than ordinary ones. I picked a few king crabs and the Australian lobster he wanted to eat, and then went shopping. Fruits, watermelon is available at this time, it is probably a grafted variety, pat it to try the feel, or hold one and throw it in the basket, um, mulberry, it looks good, it is quite moist, let's take another bayberry, It’s better to acid that little painter’s teeth, alas, this person just can’t resist thinking, no, the little bastard is the first to rush over to express his miss, handsome master, handsome master, I miss you so much Don't sleep, quickly hold me in your arms, and then rock like a cradle, let me fall into a deep sleep, okay?

If Shao Kou hears it, he will definitely give it back with one word. You are so beautiful that your nose is full of snot.

Nausea, vomit, if Bian Mu heard him answer like that, the bile he vomited would probably be black and green.

However, assuming there was no use for eggs, Shao Kou heard it screaming, and immediately tightened the leash in his hand, and the little bastard immediately became in the posture of hanging himself, and he almost stuck out his tongue and belched towards the beam.

"Why are you running around if you don't follow me?"

The author has something to say: Bian Mu: What are you running around?

Shao Kou: I didn't run, I always walked.

Bian Mu: Talk about him from left to right.

Shao Kou: Who is he?The crew cut just now?

Bian Mu: May I ask how long has your IQ been offline?

Shao Kou: You should ask when it was online.

Bianmu: I think this is cruel to you. Forget it, I admit that you are stronger than me in terms of physical exercise and have perseverance.

Shao Kou: Then what?

Bianmu: Then?Just in response to that sentence, well-developed limbs and simple mind.

Shao Kou died in depression.