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Looking at him from a distance, he waved at him, "I invite you to dinner in a few days, oh, and that little boss, call me together."

Shao Kou stood still in front of him and cut two knives of tofu, "Well, okay, what's the happy event?"

"Go to college, my son."

The old man's glorious moment in his life, his back was always slumped on weekdays, but now he can be regarded as straight, with deep lines on his face, and he never let go of his simple smile.

"Really, it's amazing, I must go then."

The proprietress also stood at the door and said, "Go, go, I will take the wine as I please, happy event, happy."

A group of old men and old ladies put down their own guys and booed, as if everyone didn't know who was in the same place, and they were very energetic.

Shao Kou stood in the crowd and followed Shale, his smile was like a hard candy that had just been put into his mouth, with an illusion that was tempting but hard to digest. In fact, he would be very sweet, or he would have an edge The horned ones are comfortable.

Standing upstairs and stretching, Bian Mu saw his idiot at a glance, steaming stupidly, groaning twice with his mouth curled up, his hands were itchy, what should I do, Xiao Kouzi, let me relieve the itching .

"Where have you been."

As the man bent down to take off his shoes, he heard voices coming from the corridor upstairs. He raised his eyes and saw the gray figure on the vermilion railing with his arms folded, his brows fluttering, his eyes shining brightly, like, like The pearls in the deep sea only open a little bit, but it can let others know how valuable the things inside are.

"Here, tofu."

Shaking the things in his hand, he said to him again, "In a few days, there will be a school entrance banquet at the restaurant at the head of the village, will you go?"

Ah, it turned out that this was the topic of discussion, no wonder everyone was so excited that they almost shook their fans from side to side.

What's the matter, the sound wave is too strong, it doesn't shake, hahaha, just entertain yourself, give it a try.

"Go, your relatives?"

Shao Kou put down his things and whispered something to him with his back turned. The man upstairs didn't hear clearly, so he stepped down a few steps and approached, "Ask you something, your relative?"

"No, I went there in the morning to help with the work, and you can go by yourself at noon."

Otherwise, afraid that people will be too busy, at least he can help when he goes.

Really, you can't always remember who your boss is, hum.

"I invite you, will I give you a red envelope?"

This logic is also divine.

"I have to give others gifts, how can they give me red envelopes?"

oh?Aren't you going to be a server?How about a few hundred a day.

"With the gift?"

Shao Kou forgot about this great god of cultivating immortals, and turned around to explain to him, "It's the youngest son of his family who sells tofu. He is admitted to the city university this year. His family's conditions are not very rich. I plan to take five hundred. The little boss will lend it to you first." I'll wait until it's deducted from my salary."

You think it's beautiful.

"You don't have any money? Why don't I charge interest on borrowing money?"

He acted as if it was a matter of course, and he was not afraid of the man slapping him to finish him off.

Shao Kou relaxed his body slightly, leaning on the operating table, and discussed with him, "Ancestor, can you stop teasing me? You have such a large family business, do you want to calculate this interest?"

Interest or something, it sounds so sad.

"My family doesn't run a bank, so naturally, my brothers will settle accounts clearly."

Yes, there is no capital opening every year yet.

"Ancestor, you are the most beautiful in the world, let me praise you to the sky, don't deduct interest from me, okay?"

The two men were about the same height, one approached with a shy face, the other shook his head with a twitching face, "Don't think about using sugar-coated bullets on me, I will not compromise with the evil forces."

It's a big game, I've seen too many cartoons.

"Ancestor, I will cook delicious food for you, and there will be sweets for every meal, okay?"

Bian Mu put his finger in front of his eyes and gestured, nonono.

"Okay, then tell me, what do you want me to do?"

I know you're holding back bad intentions, but I want to see, what are you going to do?

"Hey hey hey, I want you to be my nude model for once."

Two words, biting very clearly, this idea, really held back for a long time, since the last time he was drunk, he has been thinking, wanting to strip his clothes again, and then, like this, like that. pose.

However, Shao Kou's face turned cold suddenly, and he stepped back with his upper half back, wrapping his arms around his chest, and asked him inexplicably, "Do you still remember?"

The man on the opposite side obviously took his series of expressions seriously, and restrained his smile, and the inexplicable anticipation in his heart.

"Pull it down if you don't want to, and put on a dirty face for who?"

It was the first time for the two of them to make the atmosphere so tense. They were joking before, and never had such a direct confrontational conflict.

Although Bian Mu has a bad temper, he is quite tolerant towards him, but at this moment, he is inexplicably unhappy. It should be said that he doesn't understand the powerlessness and sorrow deep in his heart. The tall man can actually show that kind of smile to everyone except him, and it seems that he is even more unrestrained and genuinely happy.

He can't accept it, or rather, he is unwilling to accept it, just like a child, he especially likes the remote control toy, he doesn't like it, and he doesn't want anyone other than him to touch it, this is his, his property .

The loss of emotional control caused the disorder of the entire body and organs. Soon, Shao Kou's words completely extinguished his spark.

"Are you gay? Or, bisexual?"

What the hell?

Bian Mu hurriedly explained that this old man knows a lot.

"Where are you going? I'm a pure steel straight man, and I'm a painter. I just want you to be a mannequin because of your good health."

The word homosexuality seemed to be a restricted area, and it instantly reminded him of the furry touch in his hand and the hot and hard abdominal muscles.

"Forget it, I don't have that habit of stripping naked."

He doesn't need to politely refuse or something.

Bian Mu subconsciously glanced at the one inch below his abdomen, hey, a man should be self-improving.

"Okay, you, come up later to get the money, and I will follow the five hundred, you can take it with you."

Hey, this little painter has a big heart.

"I thought you'd be more relaxed."

This isn't a lie, just for his money-spending lavishness, just make a move, that's all?

"Do as the Romans do, don't you understand, you're an idiot."

Shao Kou was speechless. He fried the tofu in oil, then picked some leeks for the second batch, patted some garlic and put them in for frying.

Bian Mu looked at the fat vegetables inside, picked one up, and asked him, "What? This is, where is the cocoon?"

Oh, I forgot about the cocoon and chrysalis.

"Owl ears dish."

Hearing the name, he didn’t want to eat it. He felt like a pile of hairs. The little bastard kicked his feet and licked the bowl. He mercifully allocated all of them to him, "This is your reward, little bastard."

Shao Kou put aside his worries, "Don't feed it so much, if its stomach is full again, it will follow you for a day, and it won't go out for a walk."

Bian Mu could only glance at his eight-pack abs, then think about his own, coughed dryly, expressing his determination, "Let's go out for a walk with the dog later, you watch it, don't let any big dog give it to you." It's time to eat meat."

It was born from the same root, so why is it too anxious.

So, in early spring, which was still a bit cold, two men in cashmere coats walked in front, followed by a little ginger-colored golden retriever clumsily behind. There was a stone table under the big banyan tree. After pissing, he turned around and sniffed it. When Shao Kou saw it, he said to Bianmu, "When it's one year old, I'll send it to the city to be neutered, so it won't be troublesome."

What the hell, ligation?

Bian Mu said that he couldn't understand, "Why, it also has the right to pursue love and desire. If you say it, it will be deprived of it. Have you asked for their opinion, you?"

The feeling of being speechless and choking, alas, it's not very good.

"Could it be possible to let it go into heat anytime and anywhere? Besides, it's troublesome. When the time comes, I'll run away with others, and I don't know how long it will come back."

He will tell the truth, this little bastard is obviously a good guy.

"I can say, don't treat a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart. They might kidnap a daughter-in-law back. Your thinking is really different. At worst, let's give a gift and buy a daughter-in-law back, so that they can be sweet and sweet." honey every day."

Damn, a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry, if you are capable, you can marry a daughter-in-law casually.

"Ancestor, it's good if you can make yourself sweet, but can you manage the dog?"

Shao Kou tilted his head and stared at him with focused and eager eyes.

"I think you are, that sentence, how do you say it, give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, I am your food and clothing parent, curse me all day long, will it work?"

The man on the side smiled, thought of something else, touched the tip of his nose, and a deep voice rang in his ear, "Do you know? Give you some sunshine, and you will be brilliant. What are the next few words?"

Um?Bian Mu expressed ignorance.

"Have it?"

The man's smiling eyes flickered, and he nodded and replied, "I'll give you some chicken feed, and you will lay eggs."

Bian Mu stopped to listen to his follow-up, "Well, what else?"

"Give you some rat poison, and you're screwed."

On the slightly dim road, a few lights are far away, and the two figures, one dark and one shallow, gradually become distant and blurred. The unexpected harmony and beauty may also be, this is the so-called sense of happiness.

"Tell me, does this dog have an IQ? How stupid is it? It doesn't have the demeanor of my master at all."

Because of what Bian Mu said, because this little bastard really ran after a yellow-haired mother Teddy, and the two of them ran like a [-]-meter race. , still didn't catch it, and finally got stuck at the house of the old man selling tofu. After a good exchange of pleasantries, he led him back. First, he took off his pants to drain the water, then took a bath, then dried his hair, and then gave an educational lecture. , That's right, it's a lecture, and Bian Mu decided to conduct an in-depth educational courseware on it.

The main content of the courseware is to let this little bastard know and remember his name, and he must agree when he calls you, and then, who is your master, how can he not move his legs when he sees a mother, and when he grows up It’s okay, and the third is, you must keep quiet, don’t yell and scream, and scare other people’s chickens, ducks and geese to jump wildly, which can seriously affect the traffic order, okay, that’s all.

Shao Kou came out after washing his clothes and saw it, with a joke on his lips, and asked him, "What is the result of education?"

The author has something to say: Shao Kou: What happened?

Bianmu: I think I'm wasting my tongue.

Shao Kou: Why?

Bian Mu: This product is a bit of a dick.

Shao Kou: Oh, you just know?I thought you already knew about it, so I named it the second child.

Bian Mu: Then you should not be the third child, but the second hundred and five.