lifetime

For the first time, I felt that the road to the cemetery was really far away.

It was also the first time for Bian Mu to feel that the creaking sound of opening the door was not harsh, but unexpectedly pleasant.

The door was pulled open from the outside, followed by the sound of stomping feet, and finally a black figure came in. His shoulders and hair were covered with white snowflakes, which were quickly turned into cold water by the heating in the room. Yu's jacket dripped down, and the hat was lifted, revealing a weathered face, Bian Mu felt that this bastard was quite angular.

"I'm hungry."

In one sentence, it exposed his hungry nature.

"Hurry up and cook."

The second sentence is still eating.

"Clean up the house after dinner, wipe it from inside to outside, and throw away those slippers on the ground."

It started again, Shao Kou felt that it must be an illusion just now, when will this little ancestor be able to treat him tenderly.

If Bian Mu hears it, he promises to sing a song for him tenderly, 1000 years later.

"Ancestor, my legs are almost broken, can you let me go today?"

Can you have a good night?

"There are meals and dishes at noon, you can heat them up, but the house must be cleaned, the person who installed the air conditioner came here today."

Shao Kou was puzzled, they didn't buy an air conditioner last time they went, did they?

"When did you buy it?"

How could he not know.

"When it's broken."

Shao Kou never called the person in charge of purchasing in the city, because the ingredients and household items were all prepared by his aunt in advance, so he still opened his mouth to ask him.

"You bought it on the phone, it's really convenient now."

The man who spoke took off his coat, put it on his arm, and took a step closer to ask him.

"It's booked online, you go into the house and change your clothes."

It's still dripping water, what are you talking about.

Shao Kou secretly cursed that he was fine, and went back to the house with his backpack.

It's snowing outside, but it's not cold, so I washed off my thin sweat, put on a black loose sweater, and went out with a dry towel to wipe my hair.

"Have you had lunch?"

he asked the man sitting on the couch watching TV.

"No."

ah?If you don't eat a meal, you will feel hungry, you are not this kind of person.

"Cultivator, you want it."

I'm still in heaven.

"With the time to talk nonsense, the dishes are all hot."

Yes, yes, yes, everything you say makes sense, Shao Kou hangs the towel in the bathroom, opens half of the windows to let in the heat, and quickly puts on an apron and goes into the kitchen.

The spicy tofu he ordered yesterday, the stir-fried pork with shallots, the bitter chrysanthemum salad, and the clam and egg soup that he ordered yesterday were all sealed with plastic wrap, but they didn't even move.

One by one, he called him to eat, "what to drink?"

"Hot water."

Don't be afraid to burn your mouth.

Filled up that snobby little bastard's dog bowl, kicked it over, turned around and washed his hands, and poured a cup of hot, warm water.

Put it in front of him, and specially reminded, "Don't burn it."

However, Bian Mu didn't know whether it was a cold heart or a cold body, so he picked it up and put it on his mouth, took a sip, and then kicked it with grinning teeth.

"You killed the chicken, it's so hot?"

Shao Kou was kicked straight with his legs crossed, his calf twisted for a while, he walked on the mountain road for ten hours, his legs just got tired, this man, can he kick anywhere else? ?

"Hey, whoops."

He hissed in response to the situation, he was really not pretending, he was so tired.

"What are you doing? Okay, okay, let you mop the floor tomorrow, okay."

Wouldn't it be just a little bit?It's okay to be a man.

"The little boss is really kind, so I won't clean up the table anymore, I'm so tired."

A villain who wants to push his feet, knows to wait for this sentence.

"Okay, but you still have to go out. Just now, the proprietress of the supermarket called and said that there are some boxes of fresh strawberries with milk. You can go and get them back."

Fresh and juicy, big red strawberries, this one can be had.

Facts have proved that his statement is completely correct, and he brought back some yogurt, and can try to make a dessert tomorrow, strawberry pudding?

I took a basket of green stalks, soaked them in water for more than ten minutes, then took them out, drained the water, and brought them to the grandfather, "Please enjoy, I will retire first as a slave."

Well, for the emperor's treatment, he wished he could change into eunuch clothes, and pretended to bow his hands.

Bian Mu is speechless, this guy's brain was kicked by a donkey, and he is still in a feudal society. Only a slave can raise you fat and fat, thinking beautifully.

"Don't do this, go and go, coffee."

It's so easy to retreat, are you an uncle?

"Ancestor, please forgive me, I'm really tired."

He raised his hands high with a full face.

Bian Mu glanced at his straight legs, and gestured for him to sit on the side, "Sit down, I'll show you, and I told you to drive, you have to be stubborn."

What else can Shao Kou say, you have said everything, and you have to explain it.

"Oh, it's all old mountain roads, so I can't drive."

Bian Mu was still obviously not happy, it happened that Shao Kou's trousers were loose, so he bent over and raised a corner, probably, it was really swollen.

"You sit down, I'll get you a hot towel to compress, you can't control it like this, you turn around, lean on the back of the sofa, and bring your legs up."

The sofa is very big, and under Bian Mu's command, it immediately seemed crowded. Shao Kou was tall and occupied a large wall of the country. Watching a man in a white woolen sweater enter the bathroom, the sound of water came one after another, and after a while , He put a towel on his shoulders, came out with a basin of hot water in both hands, put it on the ground, pinched the corner of the towel with his fingers, and tried to put it in, it was hot.

"Let me do it."

Seeing how strenuous you are, Shao Kou interrupted him.

"Sit honestly and don't move around."

Looking down on someone, Bian Mu took a deep breath and squeezed the water from the towel with both hands, and quickly put him on his calf. When it was over, he shook his hands and disliked him, "The hair is so thick, have you evolved yet?"

Hearing this, Shao Kou couldn't help laughing in a low voice, his thinking really jumped, "This is a symbol of a man's masculinity, you take off your pants, let me see you."

Fuck me, I'm not a long-haired ape.

"I found that you are really not afraid that I will fire you now, you have broken your watch."

Shao Kou still had the same smile, his eyes never left his face, and his tone of voice could be said to be quite sincere, "Then, let me change it, I also feel that I am too presumptuous, what do you say, are my parents who are my food and clothing, right?" ?”

It's nice to say, but that's not how things are done. You have the ability to go from one to the other. Now that your son is pretending to be dumb, who can accept it.

"Pretending to be a bear again, pretending that I don't know you, full of bad water and no place to spill it, it's okay, I will treat you as a brother, our buddies, there is no presumptuousness."

brother?dude?

"You flattered me."

Damn, come as soon as you say it, you can turn your face faster than Cao Cao.

"Can you stroke your tongue again before speaking?"

Play a fart.

"You look up to me, I am extremely honored."

Pi, you skin, I am very happy. Bian Mu took the towel off his calf, soaked it in boiling water, wrung it dry, spread it on his knees, turned around and brought the boiling kettle, Fill it with some warm stuff, get another towel, and put it on his leg.

Shao Kou has always called himself Iron Man, why, because he is invincible, he seldom gets sick, even if he is injured, he heals very quickly. For the first time, yes, it is the first time, his heart beats when he is ironed by a hot towel. He also knows what love is, but in the current situation, throwing away all distracting thoughts, he will inevitably feel that if there is such a man in this life, if the rest of his life will not make him still pale, then he , I am willing to choose different boiling water, even if the skin will be burnt and the meat will be burnt.

Anyway, it's all boiling water.

Bian Mu didn't know the deep helplessness revealed in it, he was staring at the two-day towel and the two calves under the towel intently.

When changing it for the third time, Bian Mu raised his head, heh, this guy fell asleep enjoying himself, he really didn't have any sense of crisis, so he might as well use a kitchen knife to chop it up for him. I don't know if I can get blood all over the floor, so as not to dirty the floor.

A man was sleeping on the sofa, and a dog was sleeping under the sofa. Bian Mu had a headache standing up. When he went upstairs, he deliberately turned up the temperature and pulled a quilt to cover him. It was considered considerate and considerate.

Whenever he takes care of other people's lives, it is enough for him to live a perfect life.

I went upstairs and read a book for a while before turning off the lights and going to sleep.

Night is my favorite, why, because it can't see beauty or injury, the only blurred outline, the more you look at it, the more you will be fascinated, the bewildering beauty is the most exciting.

The snow stopped slowly, covered with a piece of white, clear and clear, hearty like an appetizer, Shao Kou went out for a run, came back to mop the floor and clean up the house, took out the slippers and threw them away, the little bastard followed suit, He had to hold it in his mouth and come back to smell it again, and it was useless to say anything. He was so angry that he almost picked up the broom and hit it, muttering.

"You little dog, do you have a fetish?"

The little bastard didn't know if he could understand, so he let out a barking bark. He wasn't afraid of Shao Kou now, and he grinned exactly like that grandfather, and his teeth itched when he hated people.

"Just wait, wait until you grow up, I will twist your neck and kill you to eat meat, so that you can fool around."

He went on working, ignoring the little fool.

After tidying up inside and outside the house, it was almost ten o'clock. I threw all the pants into the washing machine and mixed them, and washed the clothes by hand. I couldn't help but praise myself. He is really a hardworking and good man.

Strawberry pudding has to be frozen in the refrigerator for a while, make a soup with shiitake mushrooms and shrimps, blanch the tofu directly, fry the meat sauce and eat it, and wash a few cucumbers and young shoots of mother-in-law, and dip it in a big pot of pickles. It’s spring. , It's time to get rid of the anger.

So, waiting for Bian Mu to go downstairs, she put on a dirty face and said to him, "You are a sheep, you only eat grass."

Before he could answer, he snapped and said, "Why don't you just prop yourself up on your limbs and bury your head in the fenced yard to gnaw on the grass, the little buds that just popped up, how emerald green, so to speak, you kill life, This grass has the strongest vitality, and the song is sung, little grass, little grass..."

Why is there no Mai, let him sing a karaoke song to see if he can become the king of golden songs, and the old lady who has lost her teeth will sing that song.

"I saw a pimple on your chin, that's why..."

The author has something to say: Shao Kou: I see you have a pimple on your chin...

Bian Mu: Are you blind?

Shao Kou: No, the eyes are good.

Bian Mu: Did Ji throw it away?

Shao Kou: What the hell?

Bian Mu: Got it, throw it away forever.

Shao Kou: Can you say something that the old Shushu can understand?

Bian Mu: Stocks, you fried them with a horse spoon.