Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Facing Luo Jiujiang's extreme behavior, not only Han Qianling was overwhelmed by this coquettish operation, but even the bullet screen was completely confused.

- "Wait, did any of you see how that fire started?!"

- "This problem is not simple? We all know that friction generates heat."

-"Are you kidding me? If you don't put tinder when drilling wood to make fire, how can it be possible to catch fire with just two pieces of wood! Someone did an experiment at the beginning, even if the speed of the chainsaw was in contact with the branch, it couldn't Hit Mars."

- "According to this, we can change our thinking... For example, if two chainsaws collide with each other at the speed of rotation, they will definitely hit sparks!"

- "You are dreaming. I think it is more likely that the anchor is juggling, or you are a fire warrior."

Compared to the heated discussions and speculations on the bullet screen, Han Qianling's reaction was particularly cold.

His lips were slightly pursed, and his long eyelashes covered the look in his eyes, as if he didn't feel the slightest throbbing about Luo Jiujiang's actions.

Han Qianling said resolutely: "I won't take you with you, or your life will be in danger."

Luo Jiujiang: "..."

The system has been laughing loudly in Luo Jiujiang's mind: [Does the host need me to provide translation services? ]

Luo Jiujiang: [...It's not necessary. ]

[No, no, no,] The system gloats at him, [I'd better translate it—your Bai Yueguang means: Stay away from me, weak chicken! ]

Luo Jiujiang: […]

This is the first time in his life that he has been disliked for his force value, not to mention, it feels quite fresh.

However, since Han Qianling was the one who expressed his dislike for him, Luo Jiujiang felt at ease that this was an ingenious flirting.

The system does not express any opinion on Luo Jiujiang's beautiful dream.

Although Han Qianling directly rejected Luo Jiujiang, his eyes subconsciously traced the face of the person in front of him.I don't know why, but when he met this person for the first time, he seemed to have a familiar feeling in his heart.

It was as if as long as there was this person by his side, as long as he could gaze into the smiling eyes of this person, Han Qianling's inborn pain and irritability would calm down like ice and snow.

After thinking about it, Han Qianling lowered his head and picked up a flint from the ground. He glanced at the flying camera floating beside Luo Jiujiang, and his tone slowed down a little.

"I don't take your things casually, you can tell me whatever reward you want."

Pausing for a moment, Han Qianling's eyes lingered vaguely on Luo Jiujiang's fringed cuffs, and then added: "Even if you want my belongings, that's fine."

Han Qianling knew the fanatical admiration for him from outsiders, and he also knew how valuable he was to a streamer who was in this business and attracted traffic.

If Luo Jiujiang is really just a Revenant anchor, he must be ecstatic at this time.

Not to mention the millions of streams brought by Han Qianling captured by the camera, just the personal things that Han Qianling promised to give to Luo Jiujiang - no matter what it is, as long as it comes from him, it will definitely be fired at a sky-high price.

However, Luo Jiujiang never wanted anything from him.

He only wanted Han Qianling.

Luo Jiujiang slowly blew on the burning branch in his hand, blowing the flames even more.

"I haven't figured out what to get as a reward, how about this... The fire is already on, let's not waste it, let's sit down and have a warm meal first."

Han Qianling hesitated, nodded and said, "Okay."

As soon as his words came to a close, it was obvious that the densely packed bullet screen went crazy.

- "So cute, so handsome, Hanshen is so sassy, ​​why is it so cute to reject people, and so cute to nod your head, I sit on a chair with my feet up to the sky, my arms are spinning, I'm spinning on the spot, and I'm taking off at a speed of 3000 million per hour!"

-"Ahhh, I don't accept it, why is it so easy for the anchor to have dinner with Hanshen? I offered a sky-high price of 3000 million last year, hoping to have a meal with Hanshen at the same table, but was ridiculed by the group to delete the account... "

-"I got it! It turns out that it is very simple to get Hanshen! Just tell him 'I'm still hot, let's not waste it, you fuck me first, then %&# and then □□,'," I can give the cold god a monkey paper!"

- "The above defiled the Godhead of the Cold God, reported it."

Han Qianling took off the backpack on his shoulders, and took out two compressed biscuits wrapped in silver, which were obviously not light in weight.

But before he took his things out of the bag, there was already a hand covering the back of his hand, suppressing his movements gently and irresistibly.

"Don't take dry food, let's have meat." Luo Jiujiang said with a smile: "You have met me, and you can still eat this?"

Han Qianling took a fixed look at Luo Jiujiang, and closed the zipper of his backpack without saying a word.He held the sword in one hand, and stuffed the bag into Luo Jiujiang's arms with the other.

"Okay, then wait a moment."

The next moment, his swaying posture was like a yellow leaf riding the wind, and his figure had already drifted away while the tips of his hair were flying.

Luo Jiujiang blinked.He found out that this Qianling obviously talked about everything, and he was also a quick-tempered person.

After Han Qianling left, the auto-flying camera above his head circled around him and automatically adjusted to a single-person angle.

The buzzing mechanical sound inside the camera reminded Luo Jiujiang: Yes, he is an anchor now.

Doing what he does and loving what he does, Luo Jiujiang has found his way back to the feeling of being an anchor in the second world.He cleared his throat facing the camera: "We can now see that Han Qianling chose to split into two groups. He contracted the hunting job and entrusted me...to watch the bag."

The audience was so jealous that their eyes turned green. Few people noticed that when Luo Jiujiang uttered the last two words, his pronunciation sounded a little weird.

Luo Jiujiang sighed at the same time as the system: [I have never helped anyone look at the package. ]

System: [Of course, you have always asked others to look at your bags. ]

[Oh, that's not true. ] Luo Jiujiang said lightly: [Everyone in our cultivation world has a storage bag, so there is no need to ask someone to look at the bag. ]

system:[……]

On the other side, Luo Jiujiang cleared his throat and explained to the camera: "Since he has contracted the hunting duties, I will do a little logistical work."

"Let me see my backpack... well, I brought a basic seasoning packet, so we have a lot of options for dinner."

Luo Jiujiang dug out everything in his backpack, and every time he took out something, he would pause in front of the camera so that the audience could see it clearly.

The original owner carried a 45-liter backpack when he went out.With these equipment, it may not be enough to enter the depths of the barren mountain, but it is more than enough to survive on the periphery.

But Luo Jiujiang looked at the storage contents in the backpack, and still felt a little regretful.

"Sorry, I suddenly realized that I don't seem to have a pot with me."

- "??? Why is this anchor so fat?"

- "Who survives in the wilderness with a pot? Anchor, would you like to take a look at your aluminum alloy lunch box first?"

- "Looking at the total broadcasting time of the host, it's only eleven hours in total. Needless to say, this is a novice, a dish among the dishes."

-"Damn it, why are the lucky ones all newbies, I want to meet the cold god too!"

Theoretically speaking, the stainless steel lunch box and a box of canned sardines carried by the original owner can be used as a pot, not only for cooking food, but also for boiling hot water.

However, Luo Jiujiang felt that the first meal for Han Qianling in this world should be more grand.

Luo Jiujiang didn't even look at the content of the barrage that was synchronously displayed on his watch.He made a very peaceful decision: "Well, since we lack a pot, two bowls, and some plates, I think we can find a pot first."

At this moment, the audience was extremely angry: it is a great honor to meet Hanshen by chance, and to be able to have dinner with Hanshen. If you don't do a good job in logistics, what are you doing here?

Luo Jiujiang unfolded the map and roughly studied his current location and the terrain of the mountains.

He marked the map with the end of a pencil that he carried with him, roughly traced two lines, and held up the map for the camera to see.

"The asterisk is where we are now. As you can see, I have reached the so-called 'mutation junction area'. In other words, if we go deeper, there is a high probability that we will encounter mutant creatures. .”

"At this moment, we are [-] kilometers away from the nearest human town, and about two kilometers away from the branch of the river beach. We have two options, one is to go to a nearby town to buy pots, and the other is to catch a pot on the river beach. A tortoise, preferably a mutant, whose shell is usually rounder."

Luo Jiujiang smiled: "It's okay to go to the town to buy necessities, but since this is a wilderness survival live broadcast, let's choose the second method."

- "I just quietly watched the anchor blowing here."

- "Surprised, a certain anchor actually lost his mind when he saw the cold god."

-"I beg the anchor, can you stop doing it. With the speed of Hanshen, do you think hunting is difficult for him? If you go two kilometers away, even if you get there, you will get a turtle shell Pick it up, when you come back and find that the God of Cold is gone, there is no place for you to cry."

- "I'm so pissed off, this person doesn't listen to what he says. I see that the anchor just wants to go the black and red route. I know that this kind of opportunity to meet the cold god is only once in a lifetime, so now I already want traffic from the black blog."

The next moment, Luo Jiujiang took down the buzzing camera in front of him and held it in the palm of his hand, revealing only a pinhole of the camera facing the scenery to the side.

- "Why is this a monkey?"

-"You must have been annoyed by what we said."

The viewers in the live broadcast room were about to sneer, but the next moment they felt that the video in front of them was spinning. All the shrubs, swamps, woods, and large exposed rocks on the road were stretched into a blurred color block.

At the same time, countless people uttered their own voices: - "Stuck?"

The 30 seconds passed in a flash, and when the small and exquisite live camera was released into the sky again, the audience was shocked to find that the anchor had already arrived at the river beach.

Faced with this situation, everyone was shocked and had nothing to say.

Even the barrage on the screen was left quite large, which showed that everyone was choked up by this unexpected situation.

The next moment, it seemed to be a rebound, or a blowout. Countless viewers who reacted rushed to reply: - "I know! Qinggong, the anchor's Qinggong is actually so good!"

-"Anchor: You are stupid, I can fly."

- "I understand why the anchor suddenly took down the camera just now. If he didn't hold it by himself, with the speed of this camera, he really couldn't catch up with the anchor..."

Luo Jiujiang swept his eyes around the river beach, and quickly jumped into the water.I saw the water splashing wildly a few times, and the next moment, when Luo Jiujiang floated up again, he had already hugged a big turtle in his hands.

Mutant ones, the ones he wanted by name, the ones with particularly round tortoise shells.

Audiences:"……"

Luo Jiujiang smiled cheerfully, and announced to the camera: "Okay, we now have a pot. You can go back to sharpen the dishes and chopsticks with wood. There is no rush."

"On the way here, I found that there are many delicious small mushrooms growing in the forest. We can pick them back and make soup at night-as the saying goes, 'the pot cannot be sterile for a day'."

- "God damn pot can't be sterile for a day."

- "The anchor is right! With such a handsome qinggong, he is right in everything!"

-"That's right, is there a problem with the anchor wanting to feed Hanshen some good food? Is there a problem with finding a pot to entertain Hanshen? There is nothing wrong with food and sex!"

……

Han Qianling was fast, and so was his sword.After almost a moment, he turned around with a hare in his hand and a roe on his shoulder.

He has a long pulse, and his breathing is still gentle even under the sprint, even though he has just hunted two wild animals, his clothes are not messy at all.

According to memory and footprints, he quickly returned to the place where he started.

however……

Han Qianling stared blankly at the blazing fire in front of him, the tortoise shell cauldron that was being boiled suspended by branches and wires, the wooden bowls and chopsticks placed neatly on the stones, and even the An aluminum film filled with hay, and a silver cushion sewn on site, for a moment, I couldn't help being in a trance...

He, he seems to have been out for 10 minutes, not ten hours, not ten days...