Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Citizen Ji Shijie felt that he had been insulted like never before!

After a well-ordered citizen like him reported the case, the police did not accept his case, and even suspected that he had been drinking!

They've even started questioning him about how he got here—if he drove here by himself, he would have to be arrested for drunk driving.

Fortunately, the results of the alcohol tester proved Ji Shijie's innocence.

He is not the kind of alcoholic who the police suspected of getting drunk early in the morning, and the wound on his body did not come from fighting with others last night while playing drunk!

However, the reality seems to be no better than drunk driving.

After confirming that he hadn't been drinking, the police began to wonder if he was mentally ill.

Ji Shijie: "..."

Based on the principle of not allowing potentially harmful people to go to the streets casually, the conscientious police uncles asked Ji Shijie for the phone number of his cohabiting girlfriend, that is, the sweet-looking girl.

They asked Liang Xiaojing about Ji Shijie's mental illness history.

Liang Xiaojing: "Huh?"

They asked Liang Xiaojing to come over, and it was best to take her boyfriend away in person.

Liang Xiaojing has already started to evade: "This, it seems not too good..."

In the end, she still couldn't save face, so she came to the police station to take Ji Shijie away.But from her expression, she was already thinking about how to break up with Ji Shijie!

Ji Shijie: "..."

He talked all kinds of things, and used a lot of good words to describe Liang Xiaojing's prospects as big as a golden mountain, so that Liang Xiaojing believed that he was not mentally ill, and that he did not suddenly go crazy when he came to the police station to call the police.

By the time this series of incidents were resolved, it was already twelve o'clock at noon.

Ji Shijie collapsed on the sofa of the rental house, feeling physically and mentally exhausted.

Liang Xiaojing went to the kitchen to warm up last night's takeaway.She had secretly turned her head to look at Ji Shijie no less than four times today, as if she still suspected that he would suddenly get violent, punch him violently, and then punch him until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

——The door lock is not broken, the windows are not open, they live on the 21st floor, and there is no problem with the security check.Apart from the fact that Ji Shijie beat him up because he was sleepwalking, there is no way to explain this problem.

——It can't be some big boss who can teleport, who came all the way from thousands of miles, condescendingly, just to beat Ji Shijie up, right?

Faced with his new girlfriend who looked back frequently, cautiously, as if looking at a strange species, Ji Shijie endured it.

Apart from Liang Xiaojing, he doesn't have any other cash cows to be his next home.And the relationship between him and Liang Xiaojing is not stable enough, so they can't break up at this time.

It's just really screwed up.

After being repeatedly questioned dozens of times by the police and his girlfriend, even he himself doubted, could it be that Lin Jingjiang, who held him down and beat him until he couldn't breathe yesterday, was just a hallucination?

Ji Shijie slumped on the sofa and had nothing to do, so he turned on his phone casually.

He just clicked into the familiar live broadcast software, and saw Lin Jingjiang was live broadcasting.

Muscle inertia reacted faster than the brain, and he opened Lin Jingjiang's live broadcast room, and the person inside was eating mashed potatoes, boiled chicken, and a bowl of ribs and mushroom soup.I don't know how to adjust the filter, the dishes in front of him seem to be more attractive and delicious than others!

Ji Shijie: "..."

He is so angry, he is even more hungry!

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If Ji Shijie knew what Luo Jiujiang and the system were doing now, he might not have the heart to think about whether he was hungry or not.

Luo Jiujiang and the system are reconciling accounts.

This matter was first brought up by the system. After all, as a master cultivator, Luo Jiujiang had almost forgotten what it was to owe money.

When he was walking sideways in the whole world of cultivating immortals, he met friends, and friends asked him to spend money vigorously; when he met people who were not friends, they were even more enthusiastic, begging him to spend whatever he wanted.

If the system hadn't mentioned his previous hosts when chatting with Luo Jiujiang, and then mentioned the current target person, and inadvertently said: "The target person owes the original owner a lot of money." Luo Jiujiang still couldn't remember this stubble to.

[Yes indeed. ] Luo Jiujiang suddenly realized, [I have always felt that his determination to force the original owner to death has gone too far to the point of being cruel. ]

The average straight guy who has lived with someone who thinks about him for so long may feel disgusted, want to avoid it, or use it as a joke afterward.But it is really rare that he hates the original owner so much and wants the original owner to die so much.

But linking this kind of behavior back and forth, for example, he still owes the original owner a large sum of money... Then this behavior can be understood.

People like Ji Shijie, of course, hope for the stars and the moon for the death of their creditors.

Fortunately, modern technology is mostly used for mobile payment, and there are bank records to check.The system only needs to contact the two, and it is easy to calculate the data they want.

[According to statistics, the target task card owes a total of 63 six rounds, three triangles and eight points to the original owner. ] The system reported the account meticulously.

Luo Jiujiang pondered and said: [He should put a zero on the original owner... Even if it is 63, it sounds more auspicious. ]

The system has become accustomed to Luo Jiujiang's domineering style, it just asks: [May I ask if the host wants to call up the transfer records and records, submit evidence to the court, and ask the target task to repay the loan? ]

At this time, Luo Jiujiang had already figured out the process of compulsory repayment through the almighty Qiandu.

[It looks a bit troublesome, and it takes so long to operate, it's a bit cheap and scumbag. ] Luo Jiujiang touched his chin and said.

[Let’s do this,] Luo Jiujiang solemnly found a stack of blank paper, [We wrote these IOUs in batches according to the time. When I went to beat him tonight, I brought a box of ink pads and asked him to stamp his fingerprints one by one. ]

[From now on, if he pays less than one yuan, I will beat him up more - I believe he cherishes his life very much and will pay back the money soon. ]

system:[……]

Although this handling method cannot be said to be problematic, how should I put it...

The system asked weakly: [Are you going to beat him tonight? ]

[Of course! ] Luo Jiujiang said as a matter of course: [This kind of scum, how could he be the only one to beat him up? ! ]

[…] The system thought about it, and said sincerely, [You did a great job. ]

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That night, Ji Shijie lay on the bed, thinking of what happened during the day, still feeling aggrieved.

And at the same time, there was still a fear in his heart that he would never admit to, nor would he say it out loud.Although he didn't say anything, he was really worried that Luo Jiujiang would come to beat him again tonight.

Of course Luo Jiujiang satisfied his small and humble wish.

So, almost at the moment when he was full of thoughts and rolled up the quilt to cover his chest, Ji Shijie's movements froze suddenly.

A hand suddenly appeared like this, pressing firmly on his shoulder.

Luo Jiujiang leaned down and talked to him kindly: "Hey, if you stay up late at night, you are waiting to be beaten? This time you are very clear-headed."

Ji Shijie: "..."

He's sober!

If he was really sober, how could he not be able to figure out how Luo Jiujiang got into his room, and how could he be beaten here weakly and helplessly!

Ji Shijie took a deep breath, feeling that the situation was gradually getting out of control.

He still tried to deal with Luo Jiujiang according to the old method, deliberately lowered his face to stare at the figure in front of him, and asked in a deep voice: "Did I do something wrong? Please explain to me first. People can't do unreasonable things. "

Luo Jiujiang doesn't like to reason with scumbags.

He still had a smile on his face, but his fists were already swung fast and hard, fast and hard.Hearing Ji Shijie's scream, he spat out half of his bloody front tooth the next moment.

"What did you say?" Luo Jiujiang asked pretendingly curiously, "I don't quite understand my fist."

Ji Shijie: "..."

He was hit by this punch and rolled back and forth on the bed a few times, until he rolled to the edge of the bed and was about to fall, when he suddenly realized something.

——This time, Luo Jiujiang didn't cover his mouth!

Ji Shijie was immediately overjoyed. He slammed the bedside lamp open, and then desperately yelled for help. He yelled all the slogans such as murder, arson, fire, and beating.

As a result, not only was there no movement upstairs or downstairs, even Liang Xiaojing, who was sleeping in the next room, didn't seem to hear anything.

If that woman wants to protect herself wisely, Ji Shijie is not incomprehensible.But the next door and the bedroom have only a thin layer of walls, and when they are quiet at night, they can even hear each other turning over and talking in sleep.

Liang Xiaojing is not the kind of person who is particularly calm.

If the creaking box spring didn't even make a sound, maybe... maybe she really didn't hear it?

Ji Shijie was so frightened by his own thought that his whole body turned cold, and then he began to sweat profusely.

He could feel two extremely oppressive eyes staring at his back.Ji Shijie turned his head slowly, only to see Luo Jiujiang crossing his arms and looking at him with ease.

"..."

"Stop shouting?" Luo Jiujiang asked calmly.

Ji Shijie opened his mouth and closed it again, and finally begged dryly, "Just let me go."

"You are really more lenient than self-discipline and stricter than others." Luo Jiujiang sneered, "In the past three years, I have never seen you let go of the slightest chance to make money—even if you move out Yes, you want my life too."

"Aren't you, aren't you dead yet?" Ji Shijie said such a sentence with difficulty and shamelessly.

As soon as he said it, he felt that it was wrong: how could he reveal his true thoughts?And it sounded too provocative!

late.

Luo Jiujiang grabbed his neck with one hand and dragged him out of bed for the first half of his life.Then kicked him diagonally on the waist.At the same time, Luo Jiujiang let go of his hand.

Ji Shijie was kicked and rolled out of bed, rolling over on the ground a few times until he finally hit a wall.

Then, through the narrow perspective of his swollen eye, he saw that pair of demonic feet patter rhythmically on the floor, approaching him step by step, and finally stood in front of him.

Ji Shijie trembled.

Luo Jiujiang's shadow has completely covered him.

He heard Luo Jiujiang greet him cordially: "I ask a question, how did you survive to this day without being beaten to death?"

"..."

Ji Shijie felt that he was really almost beaten to death tonight.

But that was not the end of his tragic story.

After this meal made him feel weak all over, Luo Jiujiang hadn't left yet.

He calmly took out a stack of white paper and a box of ink pads from his trouser pocket.

"Sign one by one, and then press a fingerprint." Luo Jiujiang said.

Ji Shijie stared at the two swollen and squinted eyes to read. The contents of the note made him feel like he was on fire, and he wished he could die immediately.

It was a stack of IOUs.

Adding up the amount at least, there are five or six million IOUs.

When he took the money from Lin Jingjiang, he took it happily, and spent it carefully.But if he were to be exchanged for this money now, it would be worse than killing him!

But Luo Jiujiang was behind him, pressing his shoulder with one hand suggestively.

"Sign it well, don't be a moth. Then pay back the money well, and you will be beaten for one dollar less." Luo Jiujiang warned him, "Otherwise, you know, I will let you sign three times more."

Ji Shijie swallowed hard, feeling the fishy and bitter taste mixed together in his mouth, and he couldn't tell the final taste.

God!Earth!He is dead!

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After watching Ji Shijie sign and pledge, Luo Jiujiang casually stuffed the stack of IOUs into his pocket, ignoring Ji Shijie's desperate eyes on his trouser pocket.

His gaze penetrated the window glass, as if he stopped at a place far away at that moment.

[Thousand Ridges. ] Luo Jiujiang suddenly whispered.

[what? ] The system has almost been tortured out of the conditioned reflex, as long as you hear this name, you will immediately feel excited!

[I can feel the breath of Qianling. ] Luo Jiujiang said, [It seems that there are thousands of hills in this world. ]

[Then... Congratulations to the host? ]

I don't know if it's an illusion, but the electronic sound of the system that has remained unchanged for thousands of years seems a little weak.