Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day
Chapter 104
- "Han God... Han God, you have changed..."
- "Although it sounds unreliable, but out of my trust in Hanshen, I would like to ask everyone, is it really not a foul to use legs in a boxing match?"
- "How can it be possible not to foul, what kind of underground black boxing is allowed to use legs???"
-"Revealed the secret, #汗千岭并有这个结果与地下黑亲…#, it is said that Hanshen can do business, and the right to explain and define belongs to him alone. The dealer takes all!"
The barrage was momentarily shown off by Han Qianling's operation, but the two protagonists involved knew nothing about it.Han Qianling held Luo Jiujiang's hand calmly, and counted down the heart-pumping bear lying on the ground again.
Affected by this shame and humiliation, the heart-pumping bear in question never wants to be a bear again in his life.
Regarding the disposal of the bear, Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling had a cordial and friendly conversation, and the two sides fully exchanged their opinions.
Luo Jiujiang was in high spirits: "How about stewing a bear's paw for you tonight? Do you think you still need a bearskin coat?"
Han Qianling fell into deep thought after hearing the words: "It's really hard to imagine how I look in a bearskin coat..."
As we all know, bearskin coats have always been the magic weapon of the Maozi people to keep out the cold, and their visual fattening effect almost exceeds that of all deliberately produced film and television props.
A bearskin coat, with a drape over the body, a head of 97, and a shoulder width of [-].
Seeing Han Qianling's face as white as cold jade, clear and sharp, it was really hard for Luo Jiujiang to imagine him wrapped up like a stupid bear, holding a vodka and shouting "Ula Ula".
It's just that he and Han Qianling are used to getting close, so it's inevitable that he will develop a bit of bad taste in such trivial matters.Hearing Han Qianling's polite refusal, Luo Jiujiang wanted to see it even more.
In the world of cultivating immortals, as long as the monks have cultivated to the foundation, they will not be afraid of cold and heat. Han Qianling's situation is even more special because the body is a dragon.
Ever since he was a child, Luo Jiujiang has never seen him shed a drop of sweat even standing under the scorching sun in midsummer, not to mention being afraid of the cold.When he was young, he went to sea with Luo Jiujiang, Luo Jiujiang was exposed to the sun until his skin peeled off, Han Qianling didn't even have a dark skin, as if his whole body was carved from jade.
Thinking back carefully, Luo Jiujiang had never seen what he looked like in thick clothes.
Moreover, Han Qianling has always been able to handle things with ease, no matter when faced with doubts or difficulties, he will defiantly defy all of them.Luo Jiujiang has never heard of him losing face, let alone showing any funny looks.
No wonder I like teasing this Qianling so much.Luo Jiujiang thought contentedly: young, innocent, and pretending to be calm to hide his confusion... Looking at such a thousand mountains, he has made up for a period of missing youth.
He smiled and slowly supported Han Qianling and shook his head, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I think it will be very good. How do you know it won't look good if you don't wear it?"
Han Qianling: "..."
He is as inhuman as he is, and at this moment he suddenly thinks of the short school life he has experienced.
The roommate at the time seemed to have complained to him, saying that his mother often served all kinds of dark dishes, and the euphemistic name was "you know it's not good if you haven't eaten it yet".
And Han Qianling's answer at that time was...he asked seriously: "Auntie is right, since you haven't eaten it, how do you know if it's good or not?"
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat him, his roommate would have buried Han Qianling's body under the pillars of the cross-river bridge overnight.
Han Qianling began to reflect on whether he had been too indifferent to the world in the past 20 years, so that he would be punished today.
Luo Jiujiang increased his chips to seduce him: "I will make it for you myself."
How could it be like this?Han Qianling's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt...
He was even more worried.
The bearskin coat is already terrible, plus Luo Jiujiang's craftsmanship (crossed out), aesthetics (crossed out), and full of love, isn't it a killer weapon in the end.
In an emergency, in order to maintain the peace of the world, Han Qianling's wit climbed to an unprecedented height in just a short breath.
He took Luo Jiujiang's interlocking palm with his own, and just like Luo Jiujiang's "sneak attack" just now, he returned a mouthful on the back of his hand exactly.
Han Qianling smiled calmly and said, "The heart-piercing bear is extremely rare. I originally planned to donate it to the Mutant Species Laboratory if the wound on this heart-piercing bear is not serious."
His tone is so sincere, and his movements are so natural, if it wasn't for the other hand behind his back clenched into a ball at a loss, Luo Jiujiang really wouldn't be able to notice his nervousness.
But even though Han Qianling is still nervous, Luo Jiujiang is also...
Luo Jiujiang called the system in a trance: [Did you see it? ]
The system replied to him very perfunctorily: [Mmmmmm. ]
Luo Jiujiang said to himself in disbelief: [Qianling has been upgraded?So fast! ]
The system tried its best to send him away: [Yes yes yes. ]
Luo Jiujiang was strongly shocked: [He even learned how to seduce...]
The system gave him an echo impatiently: [Yes, yes, yes. ]
Luo Jiujiang couldn't hide the deep loss in his heart: [Oh, I still don't learn deeply.Why does he only kiss once and carry it back with his own hands...]
The system has nothing to say, only: [Hehehe. ]
Luo Jiujiang didn't know what to think of, and his tone became lively again, full of willingness to volunteer: [It's okay, I'll teach him! ]
System 5555: […]
The system ignored him and wanted to check where his host face was.
At this moment, the system's internal bullet screens were flying randomly, and in the real live broadcast room, all the bullet screens were now completely stuck.
Luo Jiujiang's light kiss just now was only seen by a few people because of the hidden angle. For the masses, the authenticity is still doubtful-mainly because since they met, these two people have had too many excuses to kiss each other. I'm tired of being noisy.
However, just now, Han Qianling blatantly kissed the back of Luo Jiujiang's hand, facing the camera in an upright manner without any cover.
The screenshot of that scene, coupled with countless sensational news headlines, quickly occupied the headlines of major news websites, as well as the No. 1 trending search on various social software.
——Their cold gods, they are strong and brave, beautiful and beautiful, they dare not refuse to go where the sword's edge passes, and they are also pure and clean, and they are young geniuses who have been watched and grown up by them, and now they have learned to shoot cabbage on their own initiative!
It's still a cabbage that can fight black punches with bare hands!
Cabbage also wants to wear a bearskin coat for Hanshen!
It's so distressing!Is there any justice in the world!
At the other end of the screen, Qin Yunan was sitting in front of the computer screen in a daze, completely dumbfounded.
what just happened?
Hanshen... kissed Ye Lianjiang?
His dilapidated second-hand computer was not equipped enough to support the sudden burst of information flow on the live broadcast website, and it got stuck on the spot, overheating and crashing together with Qin Yunan's brain that was on the verge of being scrapped.
At this moment, because of the excessive shock, Qin Yunan didn't even think that Han Qianling and Ye Lianjiang would be of much use value to him when they were together.
He just suddenly recalled... Before he came to school, he had made an agreement with Ye Lianjiang that they would be together, right?
In name, Ye Lianjiang should still be his boyfriend, right?
Then, the current situation...
Qin Yunan raised his head stiffly. Just above his head, on the ceiling of the dormitory, hung air pineapple carefully cultivated by his roommate.
And Qin Yunan stared at the air pineapple for a long time, and couldn't help but feel a hint of fresh and moving greenness coming from afar...
……
It took a long time for Qin Yunan to regain his mind. He restarted the machine indiscriminately, switched back to the live broadcast page of the fryer, watched the couple for a long time through the screen, and then realized that he should have called Ye Lianjiang via remote communication.
The moment the watch vibrated against the skin, Luo Jiujiang answered Qin Yunan's call very quickly.
The timing of this call was just right, and the Heart Bear had just recovered a little strength, and had just been knocked out by Luo Jiujiang for the second time with a random punch.At this time, he was casually pulling one of the paws of the heart-drawing bear, dragging the giant bear out with ease.
"Brother, you..."
Qin Yunan just started to hear Luo Jiujiang's hearty laughter.
"Yo, it's you, don't worry, I'll practice boxing with you when I get back."
Han Qianling at the side heard the voice, turned to Luo Jiujiang, and gave him a questioning look.
Luo Jiujiang smiled slightly, and explained in a warm voice: "It's okay, it's not someone's communication, it's just a younger brother."
Qin Yunan: "..."
He hung up the phone silently, raised his head silently, and continued to stare numbly at the air pineapple above his head.
--------
Qin Yunan, who doubted his life, shut himself up for a full week.
He almost cut off all external communication, and was allergic to the word "live broadcast". He never went out except for class, and even asked his roommate to help him bring his meals from the cafeteria.
Even though he never liked Ye Lianjiang in his heart, he just regarded Ye Lianjiang as a backup meal ticket and the source of his tuition fees, but Ye Lianjiang cut off the relationship between them so easily, and his every move was full of dissatisfaction. When caring, Qin Yunan still found it hard to accept.
No, rather, it is precisely because he has never set eyes on Ye Lianjiang that it is even more difficult for him to be abandoned by him.
Because of the huge blow, Qin Yunan felt that the world had become a little unreal for a moment—shouldn't the situation be completely opposite?It should be that Ye Lianjiang has been flattering him unconsciously, and he occasionally gives a little charity from his fingers, the most important thing is...
Why did Han Qianling fall in love with Ye Lianjiang?
That's Han Qianling!
The roommates were very tolerant of Qin Yunan's weird behavior, but they couldn't help guessing in private whether Qin Yunan had lost his love.
Qin Yunan, who never thought he was in love before, but now the more he thinks about it, the more wrong he is: "..."
He spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart.
That's it, Ye Lianjiang is still like a lingering shadow, still unwilling to let him go easily.Just a week later, he pulled himself together and went to the lecture hall of the famous teacher in the next department, when he looked up, he found...
Found a smiling Luo Jiujiang walking in from the door of the classroom?
Qin Yunan: "???"
Luo Jiujiang was followed by Han Qianling as a self-propelled pendant that he carried with him.The two looked at each other, and then Luo Jiujiang walked up to the podium, while Han Qianling was in the first row, using his eyes to get the center position given by the students.
The person in charge of the famous teacher lecture hall explained to everyone: "This is a special guest professor we specially invited..."
Han Qianling also spoke calmly in the sea of cameras of all the students: "Don't look at me, look at the teacher. I'm just like you, just a student who came to attend the class."
Oh, it turned out to be a student who came to attend the class...
Student is a ghost!
Who doesn't know that you were self-taught at the age of 13, graduated urgently at the age of 15, and was awarded the Medal of Honor at the age of 17.
What class are you here for?You come to distribute dog food!
- "Although it sounds unreliable, but out of my trust in Hanshen, I would like to ask everyone, is it really not a foul to use legs in a boxing match?"
- "How can it be possible not to foul, what kind of underground black boxing is allowed to use legs???"
-"Revealed the secret, #汗千岭并有这个结果与地下黑亲…#, it is said that Hanshen can do business, and the right to explain and define belongs to him alone. The dealer takes all!"
The barrage was momentarily shown off by Han Qianling's operation, but the two protagonists involved knew nothing about it.Han Qianling held Luo Jiujiang's hand calmly, and counted down the heart-pumping bear lying on the ground again.
Affected by this shame and humiliation, the heart-pumping bear in question never wants to be a bear again in his life.
Regarding the disposal of the bear, Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling had a cordial and friendly conversation, and the two sides fully exchanged their opinions.
Luo Jiujiang was in high spirits: "How about stewing a bear's paw for you tonight? Do you think you still need a bearskin coat?"
Han Qianling fell into deep thought after hearing the words: "It's really hard to imagine how I look in a bearskin coat..."
As we all know, bearskin coats have always been the magic weapon of the Maozi people to keep out the cold, and their visual fattening effect almost exceeds that of all deliberately produced film and television props.
A bearskin coat, with a drape over the body, a head of 97, and a shoulder width of [-].
Seeing Han Qianling's face as white as cold jade, clear and sharp, it was really hard for Luo Jiujiang to imagine him wrapped up like a stupid bear, holding a vodka and shouting "Ula Ula".
It's just that he and Han Qianling are used to getting close, so it's inevitable that he will develop a bit of bad taste in such trivial matters.Hearing Han Qianling's polite refusal, Luo Jiujiang wanted to see it even more.
In the world of cultivating immortals, as long as the monks have cultivated to the foundation, they will not be afraid of cold and heat. Han Qianling's situation is even more special because the body is a dragon.
Ever since he was a child, Luo Jiujiang has never seen him shed a drop of sweat even standing under the scorching sun in midsummer, not to mention being afraid of the cold.When he was young, he went to sea with Luo Jiujiang, Luo Jiujiang was exposed to the sun until his skin peeled off, Han Qianling didn't even have a dark skin, as if his whole body was carved from jade.
Thinking back carefully, Luo Jiujiang had never seen what he looked like in thick clothes.
Moreover, Han Qianling has always been able to handle things with ease, no matter when faced with doubts or difficulties, he will defiantly defy all of them.Luo Jiujiang has never heard of him losing face, let alone showing any funny looks.
No wonder I like teasing this Qianling so much.Luo Jiujiang thought contentedly: young, innocent, and pretending to be calm to hide his confusion... Looking at such a thousand mountains, he has made up for a period of missing youth.
He smiled and slowly supported Han Qianling and shook his head, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I think it will be very good. How do you know it won't look good if you don't wear it?"
Han Qianling: "..."
He is as inhuman as he is, and at this moment he suddenly thinks of the short school life he has experienced.
The roommate at the time seemed to have complained to him, saying that his mother often served all kinds of dark dishes, and the euphemistic name was "you know it's not good if you haven't eaten it yet".
And Han Qianling's answer at that time was...he asked seriously: "Auntie is right, since you haven't eaten it, how do you know if it's good or not?"
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat him, his roommate would have buried Han Qianling's body under the pillars of the cross-river bridge overnight.
Han Qianling began to reflect on whether he had been too indifferent to the world in the past 20 years, so that he would be punished today.
Luo Jiujiang increased his chips to seduce him: "I will make it for you myself."
How could it be like this?Han Qianling's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt...
He was even more worried.
The bearskin coat is already terrible, plus Luo Jiujiang's craftsmanship (crossed out), aesthetics (crossed out), and full of love, isn't it a killer weapon in the end.
In an emergency, in order to maintain the peace of the world, Han Qianling's wit climbed to an unprecedented height in just a short breath.
He took Luo Jiujiang's interlocking palm with his own, and just like Luo Jiujiang's "sneak attack" just now, he returned a mouthful on the back of his hand exactly.
Han Qianling smiled calmly and said, "The heart-piercing bear is extremely rare. I originally planned to donate it to the Mutant Species Laboratory if the wound on this heart-piercing bear is not serious."
His tone is so sincere, and his movements are so natural, if it wasn't for the other hand behind his back clenched into a ball at a loss, Luo Jiujiang really wouldn't be able to notice his nervousness.
But even though Han Qianling is still nervous, Luo Jiujiang is also...
Luo Jiujiang called the system in a trance: [Did you see it? ]
The system replied to him very perfunctorily: [Mmmmmm. ]
Luo Jiujiang said to himself in disbelief: [Qianling has been upgraded?So fast! ]
The system tried its best to send him away: [Yes yes yes. ]
Luo Jiujiang was strongly shocked: [He even learned how to seduce...]
The system gave him an echo impatiently: [Yes, yes, yes. ]
Luo Jiujiang couldn't hide the deep loss in his heart: [Oh, I still don't learn deeply.Why does he only kiss once and carry it back with his own hands...]
The system has nothing to say, only: [Hehehe. ]
Luo Jiujiang didn't know what to think of, and his tone became lively again, full of willingness to volunteer: [It's okay, I'll teach him! ]
System 5555: […]
The system ignored him and wanted to check where his host face was.
At this moment, the system's internal bullet screens were flying randomly, and in the real live broadcast room, all the bullet screens were now completely stuck.
Luo Jiujiang's light kiss just now was only seen by a few people because of the hidden angle. For the masses, the authenticity is still doubtful-mainly because since they met, these two people have had too many excuses to kiss each other. I'm tired of being noisy.
However, just now, Han Qianling blatantly kissed the back of Luo Jiujiang's hand, facing the camera in an upright manner without any cover.
The screenshot of that scene, coupled with countless sensational news headlines, quickly occupied the headlines of major news websites, as well as the No. 1 trending search on various social software.
——Their cold gods, they are strong and brave, beautiful and beautiful, they dare not refuse to go where the sword's edge passes, and they are also pure and clean, and they are young geniuses who have been watched and grown up by them, and now they have learned to shoot cabbage on their own initiative!
It's still a cabbage that can fight black punches with bare hands!
Cabbage also wants to wear a bearskin coat for Hanshen!
It's so distressing!Is there any justice in the world!
At the other end of the screen, Qin Yunan was sitting in front of the computer screen in a daze, completely dumbfounded.
what just happened?
Hanshen... kissed Ye Lianjiang?
His dilapidated second-hand computer was not equipped enough to support the sudden burst of information flow on the live broadcast website, and it got stuck on the spot, overheating and crashing together with Qin Yunan's brain that was on the verge of being scrapped.
At this moment, because of the excessive shock, Qin Yunan didn't even think that Han Qianling and Ye Lianjiang would be of much use value to him when they were together.
He just suddenly recalled... Before he came to school, he had made an agreement with Ye Lianjiang that they would be together, right?
In name, Ye Lianjiang should still be his boyfriend, right?
Then, the current situation...
Qin Yunan raised his head stiffly. Just above his head, on the ceiling of the dormitory, hung air pineapple carefully cultivated by his roommate.
And Qin Yunan stared at the air pineapple for a long time, and couldn't help but feel a hint of fresh and moving greenness coming from afar...
……
It took a long time for Qin Yunan to regain his mind. He restarted the machine indiscriminately, switched back to the live broadcast page of the fryer, watched the couple for a long time through the screen, and then realized that he should have called Ye Lianjiang via remote communication.
The moment the watch vibrated against the skin, Luo Jiujiang answered Qin Yunan's call very quickly.
The timing of this call was just right, and the Heart Bear had just recovered a little strength, and had just been knocked out by Luo Jiujiang for the second time with a random punch.At this time, he was casually pulling one of the paws of the heart-drawing bear, dragging the giant bear out with ease.
"Brother, you..."
Qin Yunan just started to hear Luo Jiujiang's hearty laughter.
"Yo, it's you, don't worry, I'll practice boxing with you when I get back."
Han Qianling at the side heard the voice, turned to Luo Jiujiang, and gave him a questioning look.
Luo Jiujiang smiled slightly, and explained in a warm voice: "It's okay, it's not someone's communication, it's just a younger brother."
Qin Yunan: "..."
He hung up the phone silently, raised his head silently, and continued to stare numbly at the air pineapple above his head.
--------
Qin Yunan, who doubted his life, shut himself up for a full week.
He almost cut off all external communication, and was allergic to the word "live broadcast". He never went out except for class, and even asked his roommate to help him bring his meals from the cafeteria.
Even though he never liked Ye Lianjiang in his heart, he just regarded Ye Lianjiang as a backup meal ticket and the source of his tuition fees, but Ye Lianjiang cut off the relationship between them so easily, and his every move was full of dissatisfaction. When caring, Qin Yunan still found it hard to accept.
No, rather, it is precisely because he has never set eyes on Ye Lianjiang that it is even more difficult for him to be abandoned by him.
Because of the huge blow, Qin Yunan felt that the world had become a little unreal for a moment—shouldn't the situation be completely opposite?It should be that Ye Lianjiang has been flattering him unconsciously, and he occasionally gives a little charity from his fingers, the most important thing is...
Why did Han Qianling fall in love with Ye Lianjiang?
That's Han Qianling!
The roommates were very tolerant of Qin Yunan's weird behavior, but they couldn't help guessing in private whether Qin Yunan had lost his love.
Qin Yunan, who never thought he was in love before, but now the more he thinks about it, the more wrong he is: "..."
He spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart.
That's it, Ye Lianjiang is still like a lingering shadow, still unwilling to let him go easily.Just a week later, he pulled himself together and went to the lecture hall of the famous teacher in the next department, when he looked up, he found...
Found a smiling Luo Jiujiang walking in from the door of the classroom?
Qin Yunan: "???"
Luo Jiujiang was followed by Han Qianling as a self-propelled pendant that he carried with him.The two looked at each other, and then Luo Jiujiang walked up to the podium, while Han Qianling was in the first row, using his eyes to get the center position given by the students.
The person in charge of the famous teacher lecture hall explained to everyone: "This is a special guest professor we specially invited..."
Han Qianling also spoke calmly in the sea of cameras of all the students: "Don't look at me, look at the teacher. I'm just like you, just a student who came to attend the class."
Oh, it turned out to be a student who came to attend the class...
Student is a ghost!
Who doesn't know that you were self-taught at the age of 13, graduated urgently at the age of 15, and was awarded the Medal of Honor at the age of 17.
What class are you here for?You come to distribute dog food!
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