Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day
Chapter 100
Let alone Han Qianling now, even the system residing in Luo Jiujiang's mind at this time, as well as the audience across the screen, were dumbfounded at Luo Jiujiang's fancy operations.
The system started the rating process on the spot, giving Luo Jiujiang a score for his acting skills that had been judged countless times.
[Congratulations to the host, your acting skills have surpassed 1% of the hosts, and you have won the title of 'not acting at all'. ]
After broadcasting the built-in electronic sound, the system couldn't help feeling a lot of emotion: [I seem to have to tell the host about this announcement in every world. ]
Could it be that "not acting at all" is Luo Jiujiang's built-in basic attribute point?
Luo Jiujiang was repeatedly mentioned by the system several times, and he couldn't help but feel a little curious: [You said that I defeated 1% of the hosts, but who is that 1%? ]
The system honestly replied: [To be honest with you, there is no such 1% at all. ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
System: [This is a white lie, or you can understand it as a cosmetic project.Anyway, the worst performance here is 1%, just like you can only beat 390% of computers if you turn on the 99 software. ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
The system said sincerely: [Your acting skills can only beat 1% forever. ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
Similarly, just like Luo Jiujiang had difficulty concealing his curiosity, it was really difficult for the system to suppress his desire to explore.
[Speaking of... I don't know how the host did it? ]
Luo Jiujiang failed to understand its meaning: [What? ]
[Generally speaking, no matter how bad the acting skills are, the acting skills will gradually improve, or at least improve, after receiving systematic guidance, experience in actual combat, and experiencing several worlds in a row. ]
Having said that, the system paused subtly, as if taking a humane breath.
[Only you. ] It announced sadly: [Only your acting skills are visibly getting worse step by step! ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
The system sadly sent good news to Luo Jiujiang: [Congratulations on your acting skills in the first world, defeating yourself in this world. ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
Not to mention the routine sand sculpture dialogue between the system and Luo Jiujiang.On the other side, facing the scene in front of them, the audience was equally speechless.
According to their experience, this kind of forward journey with a fixed goal is usually the same as a landscape documentary. If there is no commentary, it is generally boring.
For the purpose of saving energy, wilderness anchors will not chatter like common game anchors and song and dance anchors. They will only stop at certain moments to explain some species or describe their mood in detail.
Experienced viewers have learned to pass the time by chatting at times like this.
Coincidentally, when Luo Jiujiang fell, someone happened to mention Luo Jiujiang's superb skill of touching porcelain.
-"Anchor, I'm really interested in your Porcelain Porcelain technique, I wonder if you can teach me?"
Almost only at the moment when this barrage was sent out, Luo Jiujiang shouted "I'm exhausted", and then fell down in response!
Audiences:"……"
They were stunned in front of the screen!
Even the picture on the screen became much cleaner all of a sudden.
Feeling the shock of this situation running wild and completely out of control, this live broadcast room, which accommodated tens of millions of viewers at the same time, fell silent for a moment.
It wasn't until the next moment that the veterans who had reacted gave their responses one after another.
-"Iron juice: anchor, please teach me how to touch porcelain.
Anchor [bia ji fell down]: What are you talking about?What is Pengci?
Iron Juice: Yes, yes, this is it! "
-"I was shocked to the point where I was speechless for a radius of [-] miles. The sky was silent and silent. The sky was silent and the thunder was like a long night."
- "Oh my god, I can't stand it anymore, Hanshen, beat him up!"
It is impossible to do something to Luo Jiujiang, and it is impossible for Han Qianling to do it to Luo Jiujiang who is lying on the ground in this life, the previous life, and the next life.
How could he beat Luo Jiujiang, especially at this time when the other party was already lying on the ground, so weak, pitiful and helpless.
——It is special to say.
Anyway, Han Qianling meticulously put on her own filter.
Although he was also surprised, he reacted before anyone else.After realizing what Luo Jiujiang had done, he turned his face away and coughed abruptly.
This time, Han Qianling's ears didn't turn red.
But Luo Jiujiang keenly saw that he was trying to flatten the corners of his upturned mouth, so as not to let himself smile too happily and his eyes shine too brightly.
Luo Jiujiang subconsciously clenched the moonlight silk's wristband once again, and even the blood flow was a little faster than usual.
This Qianling... is indeed too young and too cute.
Han Qianling quickly took off the backpack behind him and held it in his hand, at the same time he signaled to Luo Jiujiang solemnly: "Come on my back, it won't delay the trip."
Luo Jiujiang smiled, and first took the backpack from Han Qianling.
He also took off the backpack on his shoulder, and randomly copied it in his hand.After Han Qianling carried him on his back, Luo Jiujiang put his hands around Han Qianling's neck...
Ok?hands?
Han Qianling subconsciously turned her head, only to see two stuffed backpacks floating in the air.
Han Qianling: "..."
In the form of gasification, using internal force to directly lift the backpack and hang it in the air, and follow along all the way, it is really hard work for Luo Jiujiang, who is physically weak.
Luo Jiujiang said very calmly: "That's right, I can't use this technique on myself—it's like people can't lift themselves up by their hair, right?"
Han Qianling suppressed his rebellious conscience and said yes firmly.
After finishing speaking, he turned his head, stared straight ahead without squinting, and flew forward lightly.
And the hands around Luo Jiujiang's waist behind him tightened the grip on the person on his back.
However, Han Qianling could suppress his uneasy conscience, but he couldn't suppress the barrage that was overflowing at this time.
They talked at once, with one voice, and united the battle flag.
- "The anchor is talking nonsense with his eyes open! Internal force is anti-gravity! Why can't you transport people if you can transport bags!"
- "Han God, keep your eyes open! This man is just lying to your back!"
- "The anchor answered me, does your conscience really not hurt?!"
----------
Luo Jiujiang's conscience doesn't hurt at all.
Not only does his conscience not hurt at all, but he is also very happy.
He was in a happy mood, refreshed, and walked like flying... Well, I felt Han Qianling's walking like flying.
With fluttering happiness, he even began to fulfill his obligations as an anchor, and began to explain some common sense of wilderness survival to the audience.
Of course, I don't know why, those common senses are said by him, no matter how weird they sound, no matter how they sound, they don't feel good.
For example, like now...
Luo Jiujiang pointed to the camera brightly and popularized science: "If you are like me and have already appeared in a dense forest with thick trees, the first thing we need to do is to determine the direction we are going to go next."
"As for the judgment process...let me demonstrate it for everyone."
Smiling at the camera, Luo Jiujiang lowered his head and patted Han Qianling's shoulder lightly: "Han God, where is south and where is north, where are we going next, and how do we get there?"
Han Qianling: "..."
Audiences:"……"
Nima, you better shut up, you don't need a demonstration!
Luo Jiujiang was carried on Han Qianling's back, and his chest was pressed against the opponent's back.He could feel Qianling's body trembling slightly, as if it was hard to hold back a smile.
But the next moment, Han Qianling still answered all Luo Jiujiang's questions solemnly.
"The front right is south, and the back left is north. Let's go find the Heart Bear."
Speaking of this, Han Qianling paused for a while and pondered: "If you go...you just need to be on my back and be carried on my back."
He smiled lightly, as if he had let go of all his dignity and integrity: "You are weak, don't worry about so many things."
Audiences:"……"
If Hanshen is being sarcastic, then they can still understand.
But no!Hanshen's expression, Hanshen's voice, and Hanshen's smile are all so sincere!
He really felt that the man on his back, the man who was still flying with a backpack using his internal force outside his body, was so frail, weak, and physically weak!
Why is this happening!They are going to make a fuss!
system:"……"
System 5555 suddenly realized that after Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling met, although the two people's filters increased day by day, there was one very important thing that showed an inverse ratio and gradually decreased.
That's the face of the two of them.
Sure enough, things flock together, and people are divided into groups; those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black.
Luo Jiujiang didn't care, and continued his explanation: "In such a jungle, there are usually branches or vines blocking the way in front of you. Here, I recommend two solutions."
"Next, I will show you one by one."
"First, you can release the internal force from the outside, force the edge of the internal force into the shape of a blade, use yourself as the center of the circle, choose a suitable size, and maintain this layer of external internal force in a circular arc. Look, just like now, As we move forward, the internal force will spontaneously cut down the obstacles in front of us."
Someone made complaints in due course.
- "Let me translate: In simple terms, it is a layer of Gundam."
- "But the Gundam is a rare thing, so everyone can have it?"
Luo Jiujiang smiled and said: "The second method, you can do it when you have free hands. Force the external internal force into a line, and lightly wave your finger—"
With his movements, all the twigs and vines within a mile ahead were snapped off, and the whole road was as clean as if it had been burned by a laser cannon.
audience:"……"
What a terrifying killer this is!
Seeing that Hanshen can still keep his face and heart beating now, he really has a big heart as steady as a cannon.
Han Qianling, who had strong receptivity, raised his eyes and glanced at the clean road ahead, without making any aggressive expressions.
His voice was still steady and reassuring.
"Let me add that there is a third method."
After finishing speaking, he held Luo Jiujiang behind his back with one hand, and raised his hand himself, using the same posture as Luo Jiujiang, and also swept away a large area in front of him.
Audiences:"……"
Han Qianling said indifferently: "The third method is to leave it alone and let me do it."
The system started the rating process on the spot, giving Luo Jiujiang a score for his acting skills that had been judged countless times.
[Congratulations to the host, your acting skills have surpassed 1% of the hosts, and you have won the title of 'not acting at all'. ]
After broadcasting the built-in electronic sound, the system couldn't help feeling a lot of emotion: [I seem to have to tell the host about this announcement in every world. ]
Could it be that "not acting at all" is Luo Jiujiang's built-in basic attribute point?
Luo Jiujiang was repeatedly mentioned by the system several times, and he couldn't help but feel a little curious: [You said that I defeated 1% of the hosts, but who is that 1%? ]
The system honestly replied: [To be honest with you, there is no such 1% at all. ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
System: [This is a white lie, or you can understand it as a cosmetic project.Anyway, the worst performance here is 1%, just like you can only beat 390% of computers if you turn on the 99 software. ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
The system said sincerely: [Your acting skills can only beat 1% forever. ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
Similarly, just like Luo Jiujiang had difficulty concealing his curiosity, it was really difficult for the system to suppress his desire to explore.
[Speaking of... I don't know how the host did it? ]
Luo Jiujiang failed to understand its meaning: [What? ]
[Generally speaking, no matter how bad the acting skills are, the acting skills will gradually improve, or at least improve, after receiving systematic guidance, experience in actual combat, and experiencing several worlds in a row. ]
Having said that, the system paused subtly, as if taking a humane breath.
[Only you. ] It announced sadly: [Only your acting skills are visibly getting worse step by step! ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
The system sadly sent good news to Luo Jiujiang: [Congratulations on your acting skills in the first world, defeating yourself in this world. ]
Luo Jiujiang: […]
Not to mention the routine sand sculpture dialogue between the system and Luo Jiujiang.On the other side, facing the scene in front of them, the audience was equally speechless.
According to their experience, this kind of forward journey with a fixed goal is usually the same as a landscape documentary. If there is no commentary, it is generally boring.
For the purpose of saving energy, wilderness anchors will not chatter like common game anchors and song and dance anchors. They will only stop at certain moments to explain some species or describe their mood in detail.
Experienced viewers have learned to pass the time by chatting at times like this.
Coincidentally, when Luo Jiujiang fell, someone happened to mention Luo Jiujiang's superb skill of touching porcelain.
-"Anchor, I'm really interested in your Porcelain Porcelain technique, I wonder if you can teach me?"
Almost only at the moment when this barrage was sent out, Luo Jiujiang shouted "I'm exhausted", and then fell down in response!
Audiences:"……"
They were stunned in front of the screen!
Even the picture on the screen became much cleaner all of a sudden.
Feeling the shock of this situation running wild and completely out of control, this live broadcast room, which accommodated tens of millions of viewers at the same time, fell silent for a moment.
It wasn't until the next moment that the veterans who had reacted gave their responses one after another.
-"Iron juice: anchor, please teach me how to touch porcelain.
Anchor [bia ji fell down]: What are you talking about?What is Pengci?
Iron Juice: Yes, yes, this is it! "
-"I was shocked to the point where I was speechless for a radius of [-] miles. The sky was silent and silent. The sky was silent and the thunder was like a long night."
- "Oh my god, I can't stand it anymore, Hanshen, beat him up!"
It is impossible to do something to Luo Jiujiang, and it is impossible for Han Qianling to do it to Luo Jiujiang who is lying on the ground in this life, the previous life, and the next life.
How could he beat Luo Jiujiang, especially at this time when the other party was already lying on the ground, so weak, pitiful and helpless.
——It is special to say.
Anyway, Han Qianling meticulously put on her own filter.
Although he was also surprised, he reacted before anyone else.After realizing what Luo Jiujiang had done, he turned his face away and coughed abruptly.
This time, Han Qianling's ears didn't turn red.
But Luo Jiujiang keenly saw that he was trying to flatten the corners of his upturned mouth, so as not to let himself smile too happily and his eyes shine too brightly.
Luo Jiujiang subconsciously clenched the moonlight silk's wristband once again, and even the blood flow was a little faster than usual.
This Qianling... is indeed too young and too cute.
Han Qianling quickly took off the backpack behind him and held it in his hand, at the same time he signaled to Luo Jiujiang solemnly: "Come on my back, it won't delay the trip."
Luo Jiujiang smiled, and first took the backpack from Han Qianling.
He also took off the backpack on his shoulder, and randomly copied it in his hand.After Han Qianling carried him on his back, Luo Jiujiang put his hands around Han Qianling's neck...
Ok?hands?
Han Qianling subconsciously turned her head, only to see two stuffed backpacks floating in the air.
Han Qianling: "..."
In the form of gasification, using internal force to directly lift the backpack and hang it in the air, and follow along all the way, it is really hard work for Luo Jiujiang, who is physically weak.
Luo Jiujiang said very calmly: "That's right, I can't use this technique on myself—it's like people can't lift themselves up by their hair, right?"
Han Qianling suppressed his rebellious conscience and said yes firmly.
After finishing speaking, he turned his head, stared straight ahead without squinting, and flew forward lightly.
And the hands around Luo Jiujiang's waist behind him tightened the grip on the person on his back.
However, Han Qianling could suppress his uneasy conscience, but he couldn't suppress the barrage that was overflowing at this time.
They talked at once, with one voice, and united the battle flag.
- "The anchor is talking nonsense with his eyes open! Internal force is anti-gravity! Why can't you transport people if you can transport bags!"
- "Han God, keep your eyes open! This man is just lying to your back!"
- "The anchor answered me, does your conscience really not hurt?!"
----------
Luo Jiujiang's conscience doesn't hurt at all.
Not only does his conscience not hurt at all, but he is also very happy.
He was in a happy mood, refreshed, and walked like flying... Well, I felt Han Qianling's walking like flying.
With fluttering happiness, he even began to fulfill his obligations as an anchor, and began to explain some common sense of wilderness survival to the audience.
Of course, I don't know why, those common senses are said by him, no matter how weird they sound, no matter how they sound, they don't feel good.
For example, like now...
Luo Jiujiang pointed to the camera brightly and popularized science: "If you are like me and have already appeared in a dense forest with thick trees, the first thing we need to do is to determine the direction we are going to go next."
"As for the judgment process...let me demonstrate it for everyone."
Smiling at the camera, Luo Jiujiang lowered his head and patted Han Qianling's shoulder lightly: "Han God, where is south and where is north, where are we going next, and how do we get there?"
Han Qianling: "..."
Audiences:"……"
Nima, you better shut up, you don't need a demonstration!
Luo Jiujiang was carried on Han Qianling's back, and his chest was pressed against the opponent's back.He could feel Qianling's body trembling slightly, as if it was hard to hold back a smile.
But the next moment, Han Qianling still answered all Luo Jiujiang's questions solemnly.
"The front right is south, and the back left is north. Let's go find the Heart Bear."
Speaking of this, Han Qianling paused for a while and pondered: "If you go...you just need to be on my back and be carried on my back."
He smiled lightly, as if he had let go of all his dignity and integrity: "You are weak, don't worry about so many things."
Audiences:"……"
If Hanshen is being sarcastic, then they can still understand.
But no!Hanshen's expression, Hanshen's voice, and Hanshen's smile are all so sincere!
He really felt that the man on his back, the man who was still flying with a backpack using his internal force outside his body, was so frail, weak, and physically weak!
Why is this happening!They are going to make a fuss!
system:"……"
System 5555 suddenly realized that after Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling met, although the two people's filters increased day by day, there was one very important thing that showed an inverse ratio and gradually decreased.
That's the face of the two of them.
Sure enough, things flock together, and people are divided into groups; those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black.
Luo Jiujiang didn't care, and continued his explanation: "In such a jungle, there are usually branches or vines blocking the way in front of you. Here, I recommend two solutions."
"Next, I will show you one by one."
"First, you can release the internal force from the outside, force the edge of the internal force into the shape of a blade, use yourself as the center of the circle, choose a suitable size, and maintain this layer of external internal force in a circular arc. Look, just like now, As we move forward, the internal force will spontaneously cut down the obstacles in front of us."
Someone made complaints in due course.
- "Let me translate: In simple terms, it is a layer of Gundam."
- "But the Gundam is a rare thing, so everyone can have it?"
Luo Jiujiang smiled and said: "The second method, you can do it when you have free hands. Force the external internal force into a line, and lightly wave your finger—"
With his movements, all the twigs and vines within a mile ahead were snapped off, and the whole road was as clean as if it had been burned by a laser cannon.
audience:"……"
What a terrifying killer this is!
Seeing that Hanshen can still keep his face and heart beating now, he really has a big heart as steady as a cannon.
Han Qianling, who had strong receptivity, raised his eyes and glanced at the clean road ahead, without making any aggressive expressions.
His voice was still steady and reassuring.
"Let me add that there is a third method."
After finishing speaking, he held Luo Jiujiang behind his back with one hand, and raised his hand himself, using the same posture as Luo Jiujiang, and also swept away a large area in front of him.
Audiences:"……"
Han Qianling said indifferently: "The third method is to leave it alone and let me do it."
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