spokesperson for heaven

Netizens checked out Lin Jing's Weibo, and after a burst of excitement, they were speechless: "The routine is too deep, what kind of spirit is it that you still don't forget to advertise the show when you are scolded."

Not long after Lin Jing's Weibo was released, it was reposted by an unexpected person.

He only said one sentence.

Han Duo: You big pig's trotter.

Then the other four guests, as well as the entire "Detective" program group, reposted this Weibo, and all the messages were "You big pig's hoof".

The comment formation was pushed up under Lin Jing's Weibo, with more than ten posts in a row, neatly.

Witty netizens misunderstood one after another. They said: "Lin Jing, a big pig, took the opportunity to promote the show, and even the show crew couldn't get used to it! If it weren't for being able to answer [-] questions, netizens would definitely be blown away. he!"

In this wonderful misunderstanding, public opinion piled up step by step.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the topic of "National Famous Detective" topped the Weibo hot search list.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the Weibo official changed the big picture of the event on the homepage to a photo of Lin Jing, with the words: "Love him or hate him? Tonight, we are all detectives."

At six o'clock in the afternoon, the broadcast page was already overcrowded.

At seven o'clock in the evening, official personnel appeared in the comment area and began to criticize.

At 07:30 in the evening, the dark player at the top of the page suddenly lit up.

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Appearing in the screen is a beautiful and capable young lady with short hair.

The young lady stared at the screen and looked left and right, she didn't seem to realize that the live broadcast had started, she muttered: "Hey, why is there no response to this?"

Then she slapped the phone with her hand with a cute face, and the screen shook a few times because of it, "This is broken, Mr. Bian!"

Bian Changxiao opened the webpage and said wordlessly: "It has already started."

"Oh oh oh." Ji Fan quickly straightened his expression and looked at the camera seriously, "Hello everyone, welcome to Lin Jing's live broadcast room, I am Ji Fan, Lin Jing's manager. Later, Lin Jing will talk to everyone Let's have a great evening together!"

She said it very seriously, but the comments burst into laughter.

"Oh, Miss Sister is so stupid and cute. At first glance, I thought she was Yujie, but I didn't expect to be a cute girl 23333"

"Why did such a cute girl fall into Lin Jing's clutches? I don't accept it???"

"..." Ji Fan tried his best to keep a straight face, "We are a serious occasion, please be serious. Also, don't post any more personal attacks. I'm also embarrassed for you with a string of asterisks on the bullet screen."

"You guys are still posting. I suggest you brainstorm and think about how to scold Lin Jing without profanity, so that you can send it out to scare him."

"Why, as a manager, why am I trying to scold him? Emmmmm, aren't you here to scold him tonight? You don't want to scold him, Lin Jing is not a glass heart...he is a big pig."

"Where is Lin Jing? There are guests in the studio just now, and he went to receive them." Ji Fan said while turning the camera to the door.

The audience suddenly saw that the director and assistant director of "Detective" and five guests, holding popcorn and melon seeds, consciously lined up in a column, and stepped into the door obediently one by one.

Every time one came in, the audience went "!!!".

The last one was Han Duo. When he came in, he said a few words to Lin Jing who was standing at the door, and then Lin Jing suddenly reached out to close the door. Han Duo hurriedly used his body to resist, and squeezed in at the last moment when the door closed.

Seeing this, Pascal turned around and yelled, all the audience could clearly hear: "What are you two flirting with again!"

Barrage:"………"

"Why do they seem so peaceful? Lin Jing's black material is flying all over the sky, and everyone who is smarter has distanced himself from him. This program group has been infected with mental retardation by him???"

The barrage suddenly became tangled: "The goddess/male god seems to be here to support Lin Jing, but we want to hate him, what should we do..."

As a result, their goddess/male god greeted and encouraged: "Challenge Lin Jing tonight, everyone must be upbeat! Don't be caught by Lin Jing's fallacious words, and finally become his fan for no reason." .”

Barrage:"…………"

The audience felt very suffocated......

They squatted early in the morning and spoke excitedly in order to come to hate Lin Jing.

Before coming here, the imaginary enemy is like this: cowering, shrugging, daring to speak out, being bullied to the point of tears...

Their mentality is like this: come duck!Tear the duck!Let's have a good time

After coming, I found that the enemy is actually like this: scold Lin Jing, scold Lin Jing, scold Lin Jing quickly, but I look forward to it hahaha!

I don't know why, but their mentality has become like this: miss emmm is good-looking, the soul of the famous detective team is so loving, Lin Jing looks a little handsome... What if you want to fall in love with the enemy?

……Oh shit.

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At eight o'clock, a Weibo topic went live on time.

The name of the topic... emmm is slightly in the second grade.

#雷雄战林景, All People’s Famous Detective#

The topic introduction is: How retarded is Lin Jing?Find details from "The Great Detective."

I have to say that the name of the Second Secondary School is very exciting. If you stare at it too much...it's really easy to get excited, pick up the show and start to criticize.

Miao He was a little stimulated.

Miao He is a senior in school, facing graduation, but is busy in the fan circle chasing stars and eating melons.Of course, she is willful because her family has money.

She has always looked down on Lin Jing, who became famous by his face, and often satirizes him on the Internet, drawing countless small sand sculpture cartoons that slander him.

——That's right, she is the famous fandom big V, the middle-aged girl He Jizi.

She certainly won't miss tonight's event.But unlike the people who eat melons, she set a goal for herself, pull out every detail of Lin Jing in the show, and then analyze it one by one, and write a big comment!

At this time, the live broadcast was closed, and the broadcast window began to broadcast the title and card draw of the first episode of "Detective Club".

A conspicuous golden barrage flashed from above: "Hi everyone, I'm here." It was obvious that this was Lin Jing.

During the card draw, Han Duo got Lin Jing's CP and immediately stood up to protest.The barrage was shocked that there were male and female CPs in this program, and they were all shouting 666.Seeing this, Miao He wrote in his notebook: "The first analysis, Han Duo hates playing cp with Lin Jing, and he may have hated Lin Jing from the beginning."

As a result, as soon as I finished writing, I heard Han Duo yelling in the video: "...It should be that he has a crush on me!"

Miao He: "..."

The scene was still going on, Zhou Hongle said: "Is it true that people have a crush on you?"

Han Duo said: "It's not impossible for this to become a reality."

Miao He: "..." What does this mean?Um? ? ?

Accidentally, the pen in her hand fell to the ground and broke.With a heavy heart, she took out a red gel pen and marked the first analysis with a big cross.

"It must be that Han Duo is too cheerful, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't joke for a moment." Miao He comforted himself.

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In this way, the chat and the program were carried out simultaneously, and time moved forward.

The barrage has gradually changed from being blindly against Lin Jing to a strange and funny form.

"Call Lin Jing mentally retarded in advance! But why the hell did I knock out mentally retarded and my male god candy from a crime-solving program!??"

"Routine Lin Jing is mentally handicapped! Seeing it so far, I think this episode is super exciting. Sen Miaomiao is really cute, and Zhou Gao Leng, who only knows skr, is almost laughing at skr people, and Han Junxian's sand sculpture name is too Crazy hhhhh, the character who was born to foul is also very appropriate!"

"Lin Jing is a drama bitch, a hype bitch, hurry up and cool off! By the way, do you think this episode of the show is very deep? Seeing it now, I have a creepy feeling that these six characters must not be simple."

……

In the office, Ji Fan burst into laughter silently watching the barrage of sand sculpture netizens.

Netizens' attention has been attracted by the show, but they are here to scold Lin Jing today, if they don't scold him a few words, they will look as if they have lost face...

Thus, this strange barrage form appeared.

The first half of the sentence scolds Lin Jing, and the second half of the sentence is watching the show.The two sentences are very separate, but they must be said together.

Moreover, their cursing methods are also advancing with the times and are very trendy.In the beginning, they all scolded him for being mentally retarded. When Lin Jing took the recording to analyze the evidence, almost no one scolded him for being mentally retarded.

They all changed to scolding "you little hot chicken", "you big pig's trotter", "you bad biscuit"... and so on.

At this time, a barrage suddenly raised a fatal question.

"Who of you still remember today's topic?... Has anyone really found out the details of Lin Jing's mental retardation?"

Everyone suddenly: "..."

Of course, it's also possible to stay sane at all times and definitely not be attracted by the show.Miao He looked down.

In her small notebook, fifty analyzes have been written down.

However... fifty of them were crossed out with a red pen.

Miao He: Suffocation_(:з」∠)_.

She also understood that looking for details about Lin Jing's mental retardation was just an excuse to attract black fans to watch the show.

Miao He really wanted to ask, those of you who came to scold Lin Jing, why did you enjoy watching the show with him?

Before the start of the third evidence search, three full pages of Miao He's notebook were marked with red crosses.

But it doesn't matter, because she has already written the comment she wanted to write.This comment is very simple, just a few sentences.

Middle-aged girl He Jizi: #雷雄战林景,全民名探Detective# How many people participated in the event just to scold Lin Jing?Up to now, how many people found themselves attracted to the show for no reason, and then gradually stopped scolding him?Wake up, friends, you are here to scold him! ! !I didn't come here to be attracted to him!

……

He Jizi's comment can be said to be very hoarse and heartbreaking.

She has a lot of fans, and it became a hot comment in a few minutes.The audience who could see it froze for a moment. .

That's right, aren't we here to scold him?Why did it stop?

So Lin Jing showed the evidence, and everyone continued to scold: "It must be good luck to find such a critical recording."

The cause of death he thought was different from what others thought, everyone was confident: "Hahaha it's so obvious that Lin Jing is mentally retarded."

Later, when the autopsy report was delivered, it was discovered that Lin Jing had guessed right, and everyone felt guilty: "Emm...maybe...it's just luck..."

In short, no matter what Lin Jing did, netizens can always find all sorts of strange reasons to scold him, although the more far-fetched it gets later.But that's right, they were here to scold Lin Jing, how could they be attracted by Lin Jing? ?nonexistent.

There is only one way of scolding, which is ridiculed by the crowd from beginning to end.

That is to call Lin Jing the murderer of this episode.

Anyone who scolds like this will definitely be mobilized and attacked.Because Lin Jing is definitely not the murderer.If netizens don't even have this ability to judge, are they even more mentally retarded than Lin Jing?Then do you still have the face to continue scolding him?

Therefore, no matter what you scold, you can't scold Lin Jing as a murderer.

However, the more everyone scolded, the more they found themselves unable to hold on...

Because if you don't think about Lin Jing's black material, just watch this episode, you will find...

Ah ah ah Lin Jing is so handsome and good at teasing, he and Han Duoji are so full of love, why are they so in love? He also has a good temper in the barrage, no matter how everyone scolds, he is not angry, and he comforts everyone in turn. Slow down and don't get tired, and the details in the show can be revealed, in fact, he is so gentle...

Netizen: ...crying in anger.

Finally, in this extremely inexplicable atmosphere, the show came to an end with difficulty.

Netizens wiped their faces with snot and tears.

Although this episode of the show is exciting at the beginning, it becomes more and more boring as it goes to the end. The "key evidence" has been found out, the murderer has already been spoiled, who cares about the final result of the prosecution?

So, at the last moment, when it was learned from the discussion among the guests that someone voted for Lin Jing, they all laughed: "The murderer is clearly Han Duo, and he will vote for Lin Jing as the murderer. Lin Jing is even mentally handicapped."

As a result, the narration came at this moment: [The report failed! 】

audience:"…………"

Audience: "What did you say?"

[…… Who is the murderer in this case?The answer will be revealed below, he is a doctor in a psychiatric hospital with a dual personality——]

【scene!just!often! 】

audience:"……………………"

audience:"……?"

audience:"?????"

audience:"!!!!!!!"

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The audience went nuts.

Miao He is also crazy, how could Lin Jing be the real murderer, he is obviously the least suspicious one? ?Are you official detectives covering up Lin Jing?

At this time, the program began to show Han Duo's analysis.

During this process, the barrage changed from a series of "..." to a series of "!" and "?", the number increased sharply, and it exploded to the point where the window couldn't fit.

The official Weibo operator stared at the icon in front of him dumbfounded. The sudden surge in traffic data kept beating his throbbing heart like a raging tide.

"What the hell happened?" The operation staff carefully entered the page, and as soon as they entered, they were dazzled by the sudden pop-up barrage of comments.

"Oh my god, am I dreaming? What the hell happened! What Han Duo said is true???"

"Fuck! Fuck??? The truth???"

"I really don't know what to say... Lin Jing is such a big pig!!! He did it on purpose, he did it on purpose!"

"To be honest, I fell to my knees when Han Duo said the first sentence, and I haven't gotten up until now."

"So let's take a look, the real culprit is really Lin Jing! Is it Lin Jing??"

At this moment, a golden barrage flashed across the screen: "It's Lin Jing, cutie."

"My God, I'm crazy. What kind of operation is this? Why do I feel like I didn't understand? Can someone explain it again?"

"Emmm, in general, it seems that...the recording pen is the key evidence of Lin Jing, but he diverted the player's attention by releasing the recording, thereby hiding this key evidence."

"I cry Liao, what kind of fairy operation is this, what kind of fairy is Lin Jing!"

"Also... I really don't know how it was done. He turned his own key evidence into Han Duo's key evidence through a lot of well-founded nonsense..."

"Suddenly remembered the barrage I posted earlier... emmmm, I'm going to die."

"Actually, I think the third one is the most unbelievable. How did he come up with the ability to use props to eavesdrop? I think if you give me ten more brains, I can't think of such a genius operation???"

"This is really unprecedented, and it really can't be described in words. Lin Jing is too secretive and terrifying."

"To tell you the truth, Lin Jing may have more than ten brains..."

Weibo operators and programmers frantically stabilized the server, cursing Lin Jing ten thousand times in their hearts.

As a result, after a while, the traffic unexpectedly surged again.

Because Han Duo's analysis process has been finished, next, a series of previous operations of Lin Jing are released on the screen.

The program team even admitted that even his behavior of deceiving the autopsy report was announced carelessly.

"Kneeling, I'm lying on the bed very weak now, and I doubt life..."

"Is there really no script for this show? Lin Jing really came up with those operations himself??"

"Reply to the above! If these were planned in advance by the program team, then the person who performs these showy operations will not be able to turn to the little transparent Lin Jing!"

"Let me tell you, please don't wait, there is something that I am very afraid of..."

"I thought of it too..."

"Look up at the topic of tonight's topic, how mentally handicapped Lin Jing is... emmmmm..."

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In front of the computer, Lin Jing lifted his hands from the keyboard, stood up and moved around.

Director Chen ran up to him and looked at the barrage, and frowned deeply.

"what happened?"

"It's really unbelievable." Chen Wu'an shook his head and looked at him, "You know what I was worried about before? Do you know why I brought you here?"

Lin Jing thought for a while, and said with a smile: "You are afraid that I will slap the whole network in the face, and you won't be able to bear the anger of the public."

The director said affirmatively: "Jia Zhi and I have discussed it a long time ago. If we were attracted by such a troublesome topic, we thought that we would hammer the enemy to death, but the enemy suddenly turned around and came to Dao Tathagata, and slapped us. Fan Fei... In that case, how would we feel in our hearts?"

"I thought about it, and I felt that I would become angry from embarrassment, and would think that he was too scheming and bitch, and would get worse and try to hack him. This is the nature of human beings."

"So now the collective climax of the bullet screen, I really can't understand." The director said confusedly, "Is it a good experience to be slapped in the face? Could it be that this group of people are all shaking their m, and it feels good to be slapped by you?" fly?"

Regarding this topic, Lin Jing smiled, but Bian Changxiao took the conversation.

"Director Chen, in this world, there are two types of slaps in the face. One is after being slapped, shouting out of embarrassment that I want to kill you. The other is after being slapped, kneeling on the ground and calling 66666."

"What do you think of the overall atmosphere today? Does it seem to be tit-for-tat, but actually quite friendly? Netizens' scolding of Lin Jing is really like being coquettish." Bian Changxiao said, "Our public relations department tried its best , to guide the atmosphere like this.”

"After two hours of chatting with the program, the atmosphere has been relatively relaxed. Lin Jing has always been humble and soft. The real people who eat melons will settle down and will no longer be fierce. And the navy sunspots are still floating on it."

"At this time, if you slap him—"

While talking, Bian Changxiao felt unspeakable enthusiasm, and excitedly slapped Ji Fan on the head, and found an extremely accurate description:

"Paji, which was floating on top, fell to death. Those who settled down fell to the ground."

"The latter will feel even more shocked and refreshed because they witnessed the former's fall to death. They will be completely convinced by Lin Jing and become loyal."

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And, it's not over yet.

Because after the puzzle-solving session, the show hasn't finished yet.

Netizens who couldn't calm down at all saw the scene where Han Duo asked why Lin Jing was framed.

Lin Jing said nonchalantly, "I really want to have lunch."

Everyone: "…………"

"One... lunch... meal."

"Hhhhhh I cry for Han Duo to death!"

"Mama's world is too scary. How could there be someone like Lin Jing? I, I really refuse to follow him!!!"

"I couldn't stop the excitement in my heart at all, I gave up resisting and turned fans."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh +1! I'm sorry, I know that Lin Jing is about to be hammered to death by black materials, but I can't control myself!"

Miao He has been sluggish in front of the computer for half an hour.

She watched a series of bullet screens that quickly swiped the screen, felt the excitement of thousands of netizens behind her, and suddenly remembered what the god/goddess had said to them before the live broadcast started.

"Challenge Lin Jing tonight, everyone must be upbeat! Don't get caught up in some fallacies from that big devil Lin Jing, and end up becoming his fan somehow."

Miao He: "..."

Miao He said no fuck.

The first episode of "Detective Club" is finally over.

The player turned to a black screen again, so all the audience could clearly see that his face, which seemed to be mentally retarded and a little red and swollen, was reflected in it...

When the screen was turned on again, the face inside turned into a big beauty, it was Lin Jing.

Miao He endured Lin Jing's beauty attack, firmly denied in his heart that he became a fan of Lin Jing, and resisted painfully.

At this time, Weibo sent a reminder that her short comment was ranked in the top [-], and she got a chance to ask Lin Jing.

Lin Jing restarted the live broadcast, and started answering questions without bb.

The first person drawn was Miao He.

I saw Lin Jing smiled at the camera, and said to her in his voice like a clear spring and bright moon: "It turns out that it is a middle-aged girl with a bald blogger. We are old friends."

Miao He: "...???"

Miao He was furious immediately, and fired a barrage: "I'm not bald???"

"Okay, Miss Hejizi." Lin Jing said, "So, what questions do you want to ask?"

Miao He originally wanted to ask, "Have you really filed a lawsuit against Jiao Hongwen with such nonsense?"

But she now knows that Lin Jing is not only mentally retarded, he is a fucking big pig's hoof full of brains.She felt that if she asked this question, she might be humiliating herself.

So she thought about it, and typed: "I went to college, can draw, write copywriting, and do new media operations..."

Lin Jing: "?"

Miao He said deeply, "Are you short of an assistant?"

The barrage, which was not calm at first, suddenly became "666666".

He Jizi is one of Lin Jing's black fans!Is she even turning fans now?

Lin Jing's true black fans felt a burst of despair...

"..." Lin Jing said, "Thank you, Miss Baldy, for your kindness. I don't need it for the time being."

"I'm not bald!" Miao He added after a while, "I didn't turn fans!"

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An hour later, Lin Jing finished dealing with all twenty questions.

To everyone's surprise, out of the twenty questions, ten were about "Detective Club".

There are five more, are you short of an assistant/girlfriend/boyfriend, what are your criteria for choosing a mate, and do you have any flirtation with Han Duo.

The last five questions were not asked on a private account, and all of them are things that need to be clarified later, so I said them together.

He straightened the camera, facing himself, pondered for a moment, and faced the public for the first time, responding to the previous incident.

Saying it is a response is actually announcing three things.

First, the previously admitted drama scandal is true and I will not deny it.

Second, those things are not out of my own will, but are limited by the original company contract, and I have to do it according to the company's wishes.

Thirdly, Jiao Hongwen knew the above facts and intentionally planned black material incidents, which is an infringement and has already submitted a lawsuit.

And, just received the news this morning, the court accepted it.