[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

As early as hundreds of years ago, when Ling Xu had nothing to do every day, he set up a very ambitious ambition for himself: if one day he had the opportunity, he would make an overall assessment of the monsters in the world.

But the problem is, there are so many monsters in the world, even if you want to make an overall assessment, who do you start with?

What you need to know is that although monsters in this world have strange appearances, they are also like people. Most of the souls inside are the same, which is very boring.

In order to realize his dream, Ling Xu once traveled all over the world to make friends, trying to find a few different flying monsters, but even though he knew more and more monsters, he became more and more disappointed in his heart—why all the monsters are About the same?

The same boring, boring and dull, really boring!

All the monsters just want to live forever, eat Tang Monk meat!What a vulgar pursuit!So here comes the question, what will you do after eating the Tang monk's meat for immortality?This is so uncreative!Why can't he find a monster who is determined to destroy the world?

Ling Xu said to himself: There are fewer and fewer interesting monsters in the world, and most of them are the same dead souls.

Ling Xu, who was doing the evaluation, felt very depressed. Once or twice, he almost gave up his dream.

Until one day, he found a tiger spirit mixed with goats and deer.

This is really amazing!This is the truly great ambition in the world!

Cultivate the human form, achieve Taoism and become a fairy, in order to communicate across races!

Ling Xu once again felt that his life had meaning, the monsters in the world were not all idiots and useless at last, he seemed to see the light in the dark night, the clear spring in the long-dry desert, and the flowers in the thorn bushes!

He felt extremely happy and happy, and immediately took his two little apprentices to interview this unique tiger.

This tiger must be for love!For peace!For justice!In order to promote unrefined interracial ideas!

Ling Xu told himself this before leaving.

However, when he really came to the country of Che Chi after suffering all the way, to be honest, he was actually disappointed.

How can a great fighter for transracialism be a narrowly religious one!

He actually only likes Taoist priests, not monks!

Why Funny Souls Are Always Flawed!

In Ling Xu's little head's only cognition, the relationship between Buddhism and Taoism he has seen is very good. Since the two schools of gods are not good things, they drink tea and play chess together and have a good time. .

On the contrary, it was the hero he once thought was the one who instigated one group of people to kill another group of people!

From Ling Xu's point of view, this is absolutely unbelievable, just like you can't like sweet food and salty food at the same time, a person can't want to save the world and destroy the world at the same time.So, when Ling Xu stood in front of the tiger spirit he had longed for, he was confused, eager to get the answer he wanted...

However, Tiger Spirit didn't want to talk to him.

Tiger Spirit thought he was a fool.

The tiger spirit wanted to strangle him directly.

Ling Xu took his little notebook seriously, and asked while nibbling at the tip of his pen, "How is the relationship between you and your two good friends now? Could you tell me about your experiences and thoughts?"

The tiger spirit gritted its teeth resentfully, and stared at him fiercely, a pair of eyes that belonged to predators shot out a sharp light.

However, Ling Xu didn't realize it, and continued to ask: "How do you solve your urge to eat your good friend?"

Immortal Hu Li clenched his sharp teeth, making a creaking sound, and said word by word: "Get out of the way."

Ling Xu was taken aback: "You and I are both people of the same path, so let's talk about it if you have something to say. Did it hit your sore spot?"

Immortal Hu Li yelled angrily: "Who wants to talk to you bastard who blocks people's way!"

After finishing speaking, he shot suddenly and hit Ling Xu in the face!

Ling Xu was taken aback, he didn't intend to cause trouble, but the tiger was about to hit him, he could only jump away in embarrassment, and said kindly: "I just want to interview you, you must know that I admire you very much yes..."

However, before he could finish his words in time, Immortal Hu Li had already left on the cloud without looking back.

Ling Xu stood in despair, looked at his back as he went away, and said to the little apprentice: "Forget it, let's go and have a look too. This tiger is so strange, it is more anxious to see the monk than the meat."

It is said that the Tang monk, master and apprentice hurried on their way, and they had already entered the palace in this gap.

The king of the Che Chi Kingdom likes to teach evil Buddhas, and gets angry when he sees a bald head. Fortunately, he doesn't lose his hair, otherwise he might hate himself.

Although he hated bald people so much, he heard that he was a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, so he had no choice but to invite him into the palace.It should be noted that although the Tang Dynasty is far away, its national strength is strong after all, and these small border countries dare not provoke them.

The king became angry when he saw the young monk's bald head. Although he couldn't offend him with words, he sat on the throne and gritted his teeth, with a fierce look on his face, as if the monk owed him money.

The king invited four monks into the palace behind his three Taoist national teachers, as nervous as a husband stealing food outside behind his wife's back. The bald head of the little monk.

Get angry, get angry too much, get angry when you see it.

The little monk said: "We are monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn Buddhist scriptures."

The king didn't hear it, and the king was angry.

The little monk said again: "I don't know why Your Majesty hates Buddhists so much? Is there any reason?"

The king suddenly said, "It's not pleasing to the eye."

When he said that, the little monk was very wronged.

At this moment, the Great Immortal Hu Li got rid of Ling Xu and broke into the palace. He wanted to meet the king, but he saw that the king was entertaining guests, so he asked, "Who is your Majesty receiving now, so grandly?"

A eunuch whispered: "This is a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who came to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. He passed by our country and is exchanging documents with His Majesty."

When Immortal Hu Li heard this, he immediately burst into flames of anger, strode into the palace, glared at the few monks in the Golden Luan Hall, and asked, "Why is Your Majesty in such a good mood today? You have invited this low-level monk into the palace."

Sun Wukong whispered: "This monster is even bigger than the emperor."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the king startled, looked at the monks guilty, and then at his national teacher, and hurriedly explained: "I can explain..."

He wanted to explain, but he froze for a while, and found that he couldn't explain: "Well, it's not like what you saw..."

After a while, he found that it seemed to be what the other party saw, so he could only say: "Well, even if it is what you see, it is definitely not what you think!"

Sun Wukong: ? ? ?

Why did he feel that something was wrong?

Huli Daxian said: "Oh? Your Majesty is also a person who worships Buddha now?"

The king argued aggrievedly: "I'm not, I don't have one, I can explain it."

Sun Wukong: "..."