[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

When Zhu Bajie saw the middle-aged woman in front of him, he suddenly conjured a ruler made of pure copper from his hand. He was startled, and quickly picked up the rake and shouted: "There are monsters, there are monsters, protect Master, protect Master!" !"

Sun Wukong is not stupid. When he met the woman in front of him, he changed the ruler after hearing that Zhu Bajie had humiliated Buddhism. He knew in his heart that it was the gods from the Western Paradise who came to see him off. He said deliberately, "You really are a monster! Bajie, It's you who offended the monster, don't do my business, how about you solve it?"

When Zhu Bajie saw Sun Wukong, he was frightened, and became more and more frightened. He became distraught, and said anxiously: "Senior brother, don't make fun of me, you are not a monster, what's the use of asking for an old grandson! Please forgive me!"

Dragon Girl said coldly: "What, are you afraid?"

Zhu Bajie said fearfully: "If you want to arrest my master, then arrest my master, don't hit me..."

Dragon Girl said: "Easy to say, easy to say, why don't you open your mouth and shout 'Forgive me' and I will let you go, how about it?"

Zhu Bajie anxiously turned to Sun Wukong for help, only to see the monkey put on a show, stretched out two paws to cover its head, and shouted frantically: "It's he who offended you, don't do the old grandson's business!" After shouting, he looked serious. Looking very scared, he squatted down like a joke, and pretended to tremble.

Zhu Bajie had no choice but to retreat, he didn't know if Dragon Girl was a powerful character, but seeing Monkey King was scared to death, so he was also scared to death, so he quickly responded, opened his mouth to Dragon Girl, and yelled, "Forgive— —”

Before she finished speaking, Longnu suddenly lifted the pure copper ruler in her hand and put it straight into his mouth. At that moment, the situation changed color, sand and stones flew, and the wind blew up. A thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky, and a huge current passed through From Longnu's wrist, a loud thunderclap was transmitted along the pure copper ruler to Zhu Bajie's mouth in an instant. At that moment, the thunder and lightning surrounded him, almost causing him to explode.

After a long while, the lightning disappeared, and Zhu Bajie's clothes were burned off, and the few sparse hairs on the top of his head were blown up by the electricity, but the outside of his body was still intact, only he burped suddenly, and the burnt smell came from his body. When it came out of the mouth, it was burnt inside and tender on the outside.

Then, with a bang, he fell to the ground and stared at the sky half dead.

Sun Wukong originally thought that Dragon Girl would fight Zhu Bajie in a serious manner, but when she summoned thunder, Sun Wukong was completely stunned. He always thought that the ruler was used to hit the palm of his hand, but he didn't expect to use it like this, and said in astonishment: "You You... where did you learn this?"

Other people's rulers are used by thugs, but she is the only one who beats people's tongues, which is really powerful.

Longnu patted the ruler on her palm leisurely, and said: "I wanted to use that piece of silver to make it, but this dead fat pig is too dirty, I'm afraid he will dirty my silver ruler."

As Long Nu said, she glanced at Sun Wukong, and said sympathetically, "Because you defeated my senior brother twice before, he was unwilling, so he came up with this method. Hey, he still has a whip made of pure silver." , is designed to attack your golden cudgel, if you see him whipping out his whip next time, remember to hide."

Sun Wukong: "???"

Hearing her calling senior brother, Sun Wukong had already figured out who she was. Seeing the little girl's calm expression in shock, he shivered for a moment, and said in astonishment, "Then...do you have any weird tricks in Nanhai?"

The dragon girl tilted her head and thought, "My master got some sulfuric acid from God to deal with the two little demon stars of Silly Baitian's family?"

Sun Wukong: "???"

He took a step back, hugged his little stick, and stood shivering behind his master.

The dragon girl tilted her head and thought again: "There is also a kind of insect called open mouth laughing, let it go into the fruit first, if a person eats the fruit, it will go into the stomach of the person, and once the person wants to open his mouth to speak, he will laugh out loud. Endless. You know, it’s for certain people who steal peaches.”

It was only then that Monkey King hugged his little stick tighter and hid further away.

The dragon girl wanted to tilt her head again, so scared that Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "Okay, don't think about it, please forgive me."

At this time, Shancai was awakened by the thunder. He crawled out of the grass, stood slowly on the side of the road, looked at the sign Tang Seng had set up for him, rubbed his eyes, and said tiredly, "There is someone sleeping here." ..."

After reading it, he suddenly burst into laughter and said, "Hahaha, who would sleep by the side of the road, is it stupid..."

When he turned his head, he saw that Monkey King hugged the golden cudgel tightly in fright, the little monk hugged the white dragon horse tightly in fright, the Drifting Monk hugged the burden tightly in fright, and the dragon girl leisurely clapped her palms with the ruler, looked down, and saw That Zhu Bajie was lying on the ground, with his stomach up, his eyes wide open, his mouth wide open and motionless, smoking from his seven orifices, looking very miserable.

Shancai walked over laughing all the way, and raised his voice: "Oh, brother Bajie is out of breath, do you want me to give you a breath?"

It's okay if he doesn't bark, but when he barks, Zhu Bajie jumps up in fright, doesn't care about returning to his soul, stands still like the wind, and even grabs Drifting's burden and carries it on his shoulder with rare courtesy: "Master Let's go."

The little monk bowed respectfully to the dragon girl and said: "Thank you, the benefactor, for showing me the way. This poor monk will definitely point the way for countless compatriots in suffering and save them from suffering!" Proudly said: "Then I will be the hero who saves the world!"

Sun Wukong stood stunned and looked at him, probably secretly thinking: I didn't save it, I didn't fight it, in the end the credit is still yours, why did I bother.

However, the little monk turned his head and asked with sparkling eyes: "Apprentice, do you think so?"

Sun Wukong had no choice but to grovel and agree: "Yes, yes, yes. You are the savior, you are a great hero, and you are a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty."

When he said this, the little monk became more and more excited, raised his head proudly to the blue sky above his head, and said with arrogance: "If Chechi doesn't offer the statue of Guanyin, I swear I will never leave Chechi!"

Sun Wukong put his hands on his bald head, pushed him onto the white dragon horse, and said, "I know you are going to save the world, don't howl, lest you invite monsters." After finishing speaking, he bowed to the dragon girl Said: "Farewell."

Long Nu said: "Master asked me to send you into the city, please."

As he spoke, he took a step back and let Tang Seng's white horse go first.

A group of four walked towards the car, and suddenly saw a handsome young man in white, standing next to two slightly shorter young men, leading one on each side, only leading the baby in the wrong way, they were all holding hands He walked alone, and the young boys on both sides opened their mouths one by one, gnawed on his sleeves, and he just led him away, very obedient and obedient.

The strange thing is that Longnu was walking vigorously, when she suddenly saw the two young boys in front of her, and the handsome young man, she shivered, took a step back, put away the ruler in an instant, and said quickly: "This trip is too long. Tribulation, you two, master and apprentice, take care of yourself."

Shancai's lazy eyes glanced at the front, stared for a while, and continued to speak slowly: "You go first, and I will protect you later."

The little monk believed it was true, rode his horse first, and walked for a while with his three apprentices, suddenly felt that something was wrong, when he turned around, he found that the dragon girl Shancai and the two escorts had disappeared, and he became more and more puzzled.

Because his master and his disciples rode horses and walked fast; the handsome young man in white in front led two children and walked slowly. When you leave the city, you are not allowed to chew anything you see, if you want to grind your teeth, come back and bite Master, remember?"

The two children nibbled on his sleeves and said unwillingly, "Remember."

Seeing that he was walking to the gate of the city, the young man in white rolled up his sleeves, squatted down, and said to the two children: "In case you regret it later, let you have a bite now, and don't chew on it after entering. They are all human beings." , people are very brittle, and they will die if they bite, it's very pitiful."

The two children seemed to have seen a full banquet but they were not allowed to eat half of it. They drooped their heads in frustration, and reluctantly took a bite from his hand.

Xuanzang was taken aback, seeing the young man's hands dripping with blood and covered with scars, he immediately got off his horse and said, "What's the matter with you?"

The handsome young man looked back at him, waved his hands, and said, "It's all right, don't worry about me."

Sun Wukong looked at his familiar face, but felt that he had never seen it before. He thought it was a monster, and there was no monster on him, and he was clean and beautiful, which was really strange.Could it be that the monster changed its human form and put on human skin? "

When the two children saw someone coming to talk to their master, they immediately moved forward unhappily, and stood in front of him, whining, and one of them said, "I want to eat pig's nose."

Another said: "I want to eat the monkey's butt."

After a while, seeing that they still hadn't left, they said in unison: "We're going to dig out the heart of the Great Monk and eat it!"

Xuanzang had good intentions, but was taken aback by the two of them, shook his head and said, "Unreasonable, unreasonable."

Seeing them go far away, the handsome young man squatted down again, and said ferociously, "Do you still want to eat the tiger playing with the goat?"

The two children drooped their heads in frustration: "I want to..."

The handsome young man reached out to touch their heads, and said, "Then why are you so fierce to the great monk?"

One of them said in a muffled voice: "He was talking to Master, he is not a good guy, Master is so delicious, he wants to compete with us for eating."

The young man slapped them both on the head: "Nonsense! Besides you two who grind your teeth, who else would gnaw everywhere?"

The other was beaten without saying a word, and he raised his head aggrieved, tears were about to fall: "Then we two are little monsters?"

The one who spoke just now was also sad: "Why don't others eat it, only we two want to eat it, father and mother must not want us because we are little monsters."

When the young man heard this, he was startled, and regardless of his bloody arms, he quickly hugged the two of them tightly in his arms, and said distressedly: "Nonsense! You're not some little monster!"

The two brothers were hugged by him, looked at each other furtively, clapped their hands secretly, suppressed the smug smile on the corners of their mouths, and leaned into his arms and asked, "Can you chew on the city wall? Just for a while..."

The other also rubbed against his arms vigorously: "Master~ take a bite!"

The young man was in a dilemma, and after a long while, he said cautiously: "Well, just take a bite..."

Then, he watched as the two children rushed out like the wind, gnawed out the solid city gate to a small gate half a person's height, wiped his mouth, and said in unison: "Master, go first!"

The young man lowered his head in embarrassment, and sadly touched his small purse with only a few copper coins left.

Alas, not enough compensation.