[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

One day, Shancai met Shancai No. [-].

Since then, the world has been in chaos.

I thought Shancai would be the one who would react the most. After all, he was the first to name this name, and it has been called Shancai for hundreds of years. Suddenly a little baby came and the name was used by others. This is very uncomfortable!

But I didn't expect Shancai to be very happy, and even excited for several days. Not only was he not angry when he saw Honghaier, but he reached out to pat him on the head, and smiled quite generously: "So, aren't you just like me?" How is your brother?"

The red boy was so angry that he followed me to the South China Sea. He thought that the gods were taken advantage of and wished to cheat me to death. Besides, he may have been fierce since he was a child. His parents probably never taught him not to talk to strangers. People talk, and there is no iron rule that no one is a good thing with him, so I waited wholeheartedly to cheat all my treasures in Nanhai, but suddenly found that Nanhai already had a good fortune, and he was the real one. Lord, he is Shancai No. [-]. He was regarded as a younger brother when he came up. He was so angry that he yelled at me: "You are a liar, a liar, a big liar, you say that I am unique, I am really crazy." I believe you!"

I said he is smoke from seven orifices, this is not a metaphor, he is really smoke from seven orifices!

Red boy is really a fire boy, his stomach is full of fire. When he gets angry, his stomach will be full of fire, and if there is a hole, there will be some smoke, which makes me very worried whether every hole in his body will burn It was smoking, and I really wanted to lift his bellyband to have a look.

He was so angry that he jumped to the top of my Nanhai Treasure Attic, holding a knife in his hand, pointing at Shancai and shouting: "Why are you called Shancai, and I will be your younger brother? If you have the ability, I will fight you." Let's see who wins who!"

Shancai has a good temper. When he saw Honghaier standing tall and provoking him, he was not angry. He just raised his head and smiled and said, "What are you messing around with? If you like this name, just take it. In the future, I will Call the nameless person, okay?"

Hong Hai'er intended to provoke him, but when he smiled like that, he lost his temper. Obviously his anger had subsided, but he stomped his feet more fiercely, held his head high, and said proudly: "I don't ! Why did you give me the name you don't want, I don't care about it!"

Shancai was made difficult by him in every possible way, but he has always had a temper that doesn't care much about anything, no matter how provocative he is, he doesn't get angry, and the fact that he is depressed really follows me home, and he is pointed at and scolded by a little monster hundreds of years younger than him , just lazily said: "Who says it's not rare? It's because it's rare that I gave it to you, just because I like you so much, if not, or if someone like Brother Hui An is looking for me, even if it's a thousand dollars, I won't exchange it." of."

Hui An, who was disliked by others again: "..."

Hui An's temper is vengeful, he didn't say anything, and when he was having dinner at night, he said coldly to Shan Cai: "I don't have any food for you today."

Shancai really didn't care about anything other than eating, when it came to eating, he immediately turned pale with shock and said, "Why?"

Hui An said: "Oh, Shancai No. [-] is here today, and I don't have enough food, let him go."

Shancai knew that he had offended him in the afternoon, so he didn't say much, and snatched his rice with a smile, and didn't take it by force. He just licked the rice and returned it to him calmly, looking at Hui An's livid face and secretly smiling. .Hui An is a man who cares about face, loves cleanliness, and mixes cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Seeing him sweeping leaves every day, you can tell that he is seriously ill. Now that Shancai licks the rice, he refuses to eat it even if he dies up.

For a while, whenever I shouted Shancai, both heads turned to me, and two pairs of big eyes stared at me. The tasks are all done by the two of them together.

Honghaier is very strong, for example, if I ask them to send something to some kind of god, Honghaier will definitely grab the merits, and when he comes back, he will boast of his achievements. Shancai just looks at him and smiles without saying a word. When I asked him if it was true or not, he just lazily lowered his eyes and said, "Yes, yes, yes, what he said, it must be true."

All in all, because of his surprisingly good temper, the two of them didn't get along at first, but finally got together.

One day I even heard the two of them nesting under a rock and plotting against Hong Boy's father behind his back, what is his name like a bull or a king, I really don't understand why these monsters don't read the book at all, and when they are in human form, they can do all kinds of things. Cross-species messing around, have you considered the feelings of your original race!

It is said that this bull demon got together with some kind of jade-faced fox. All in all, it is a love triangle story of a fox, a cow and a Rakshasa. I find it amazing. How does a cow talk to a fox? Love, isn't there racial segregation!How to give birth to a baby!

But it doesn't work for me to complain, the recent monsters are very anti-natural, and the management committee of the Six Realms still thinks this kind of love is pure, and they are thinking about when to publish a brochure to popularize it, which makes me very depressed.

I heard the red boy say angrily: "That fox has bewitched my father so much that he never wants to see my mother again. Has he forgotten how he married my mother in the past? If he doesn't Marriage is fine, monsters don’t have so many rules, but he married my mother with great fanfare, and he promised to go through tens of thousands of calamities to cultivate a human form in his whole life, why don’t he cherish it so much?”

Shancai has always been a master who doesn't care much, he just said lazily: "What's so good about having a bull's head, you can ask your mother to change to a handsome one."

???

How can you say such things in front of a child?

He just said that, but it didn't count, and he secretly tricked the child, saying: "Why don't you find a good husband for her, preferably from the sky, a god, so that when the time comes, one person will be able to ascend to heaven alone. , wouldn’t it be great if your mother happened to follow her as an immortal, so as to avoid being wiped out in the future.”

???

You all started discussing how to cheat Xianting account?Is it still popular for monsters to engage in immigration this year?

Hong Haier didn't know that I heard the content of their chat, and he really took it seriously. Within two days, he pretended to ask me casually: "Bodhisattva, do you know that there are no single gods in heaven?" ? The good-looking one?"

……

Come on, now that the population control in Heaven is so strict, gods are not allowed to have sex with gods, you still want to get your mother in?You are really ambitious!Good fortune is enough, I am so mad!

But he is still young and needs to be taught well, and it is the time when he is rebellious. I was afraid that I would teach him badly, so I deliberately said to him: "Single? Am I?"

I originally wanted him to back down, but who knew he stared at me for a long while, as if he was satisfied with me, then looked me up and down, as if he was considering me as a commodity, and turned left and right I walked around and looked around from different angles. In the end, I seemed to be very satisfied with me, and left contentedly.

This……

For a while, I suspected that my apprentice and monsters sold me together, and I didn't know the price.

I thought it was normal for a child to have some weird things in his head. After all, I don’t know what kind of scary things he has in Hui An’s mind, but after all, he is young, and it will be sooner or later in two days. I forgot about it, so I didn't pay much attention to it, I just wanted to let this matter pass by itself, but I never expected that it would intensify and become almost uncontrollable.

The cause of the incident was that Chang'e had nothing to do in Guanghan Palace. Although many people liked her, many people were afraid of her. Whenever she was unhappy, she would come to my South China Sea to fish.Alas, I treasure all the fish in my pond, but I belong to the type of person who is afraid of her, so she said she wants to go fishing, and I can only serve her tea and water, and I only pity the fish in my pond, because Every time Chang'e came, it was always when she was in a bad mood. She was as cold as ice, not only cold, but also hard-edged. Whenever she was angry, the whole heaven wanted to take a detour.

Every time she fishes, she doesn't catch away, she just sits on the edge of the pond and catches one in a better mood, then throws it back, and continues fishing until she no longer gets angry.

Hey, the fish in my pond are also spiritual, and they are afraid when they see her, but so what, if she dies and cannot catch fish, it will be even more terrifying when she gets angry, so the fish in their pond seem to have negotiated who will give her Fishing a few times is like devotion, very heroic.

I suspect that they draw lots to decide who will be caught. Those who are drawn are like heroic sacrifices. They bite the hook with their eyes closed, and they have to calculate the rhythm, lest Chang'e find out that they draw lots to decide who will take the bait.Every time Chang'e left, the relationship between them would become very bad, and this weird rigid pattern would last at least a few years before giving up.

So, Chang'e came again today, a few fish in my pond slipped to the bottom of the pond, and hid under the lotus leaves shiveringly.

Chang'e moved to the edge of my pool, with a face that was as beautiful as a fairy, and the fierceness in her eyes almost rushed out. The originally charming eyebrows and eyes were like sharp swords and sharp knives, with a murderous look, and said to me: "I'm mad at me. Guanyin, I don't want to tell you who it is, so as not to ruin his reputation and cause trouble for you."

I said blankly: "What?"

Chang'e said: "He was talking bad things about me behind my back and I ran into him. What are you talking about? Chang'e is a fairy who lives alone in the cold palace. Isn't she just trying to seduce people to see her? If she didn't have this thought, wouldn't she marry early? I am so angry... "

I was so scared that I hurriedly brought her tea and water, and handed her a fishing hook. She grabbed the water I handed her and drank it all. But, what's the matter! Don't care about me!"

Every time she roared, the fish in my pond trembled, and I was also very scared, so I dared to ask, "Then then?"

Chang'e raised her eyebrows indifferently and said, "Oh, I accused him of touching his hands uncleanly, so I chopped off one."

I was so scared that I almost fell off the lotus pond.

Chang'e said quietly: "What's the matter, allow him to accuse me, but not allow me to accuse him? It's just a hand, anyway, it's a fairy. If you go to someone and ask for two drops of water, it will grow back. Only the name of pervert can't be washed away." Well, teach him a long lesson..."

I hurriedly patted her on the shoulder and comforted her, "It's fine to take revenge..."

Who knew I had just patted Chang'e on the shoulder, and suddenly I saw the red boy asking Shancai, "Who is that beautiful fairy?"

Shancai said: "Fairy Chang'e, the number one beauty in the Nine Realms."

Red Boy jumped out suddenly and shouted, "Take your hands away!"

I:? ? ?

What are you doing here?

Seeing that I didn't react, Hong Haier rushed over, pulled my hand away, and said: "You are not allowed to touch her, you are my mother's!"

……

At that moment, I suspected that there was something wrong with my ears, and I had hallucinations in front of my eyes.

Chang'e was in a bad mood when she suddenly saw a juicy little doll jumping out. She roared like this, then suddenly sneered, raised her slender eyebrows like willow leaves, squinted her eyes and said with a smile: "Why, there is no one to teach you how to be a human being!" ?”

Hong Haier was startled by her, took a step back in horror, still unrepentant, stood in front of me, blocked me with her small body, shivered, and shouted firmly: "No! You touch him! He is my mother's man!"

On the contrary, Chang'e was taken aback, tilted her head, missed Hong Hai'er's body, looked at me with strange eyes, and said, "His mother?"

The corner of her mouth twitched: "Avalokitesvara, you have a son? Are you still this old? When did it happen?"

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