[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Hong Haier said to himself since he was a child: I want to stand out.

Father would be willing to come and see him only if he became famous, and mother would not have to be angry with that jade-faced fox in the future.

He knew since he was a child that people in this world, even his father, who he regarded as a hero since he was a child, is greedy for beauty and fame, so if he wants his father to come back to visit his mother, he must stand out.

But Hong Haier is not very old, although he tells himself every day that he wants to be famous, but what exactly is it to be famous?

he does not know.

In order to make himself a great monster, Honghaier practiced in the Huoyan Mountain for 300 years and practiced a very powerful kung fu called Sanmai Zhenhuo, thinking that he could finally stand alone and stand out from the crowd.

however……

Still not enough.

Although he is only [-] years old, he still looks like a child on his own body, but he has set up his own family, occupying the mountain as the king on the drill bit mountain, and has given himself a seemingly very famous name, called the Holy Infant King, waiting for him Dad also heard about his name sometime and came to see him on the mountain.

But after waiting for a year, two years, three years...

No news.

Honghaier sits in his cave by himself, and when he has nothing to do, he plays prestige and shows off his skills in front of little monsters, or takes his little monsters to the land of mountain gods to make trouble for a while, arresting the gods to watch the gate, Ringing the bell for him at night, I was silently proud in my heart: Look, gods are nothing more than this, right?

But the cave here is still lonely and lonely. He wants to go back to see his mother, but he doesn't want others to look down on him as a child, so no matter how lonely he is, he has to grit his teeth and be his monster. One day He will rise to the top and become famous, and then Daddy will finally think highly of him.

But something in his heart was dying little by little, when he couldn't notice it.

Hong Hai'er waited and waited, and finally got the chance to stand out.

One day, a monster passing by heard his neighbor from a distant relative say: Elder Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a good man who has cultivated for ten generations, and he can live forever if he eats his meat!

Honghaier is very excited, the long-awaited opportunity has finally arrived!

In fact, it doesn't matter whether Elder Tang can live forever after eating it. Anyway, everyone has lived for a long time, so why bother to go all the way for immortality?The most important thing is other monsters, you can't catch him even if you rack your brains, not to mention eating a piece of his meat, and you can't even touch a hair of his hair. If you are caught by one of his children at this time, then Doesn't he want to become famous and stand out in an instant?

Red Boy said to his little monster: "I captured Tang Seng, and I am a top-ranking monster!"

The little monsters were very happy: "Your Majesty has become a first-class monster, and we are the little followers of the first-class monster!"

Everyone said that, Hong Haier was very excited, so he immediately thought of a way to catch Tang Seng back.

He originally thought that catching Tang Monk would take a lot of twists and turns, but who knew that the little monk was a good, brainless guy. He tied himself to a tree and cried, but the little monk immediately relented and rescued him, and even let his big apprentice carry him on his back. When he left, Honghaier only put two mountains on his body, separated his master and his disciples, and caught Tang Seng in a strong wind.

At that moment, Honghaier felt that he was really great, and immediately sent someone to invite his father to eat Tang's monk meat.

He really wanted to say to his father: Tang Seng, whom thousands of monsters died for, I captured him just to let you come and see me.

Something that was lost a long time ago was burning in his heart, as if he had never lost it, but the leaves withered in spring and winter.

So, when is Daddy coming?

He lay down in the cave, looked at Tang Seng who was trapped on the rock and was crying sadly, and said, "Monk, don't cry, you are so big, you can't be ashamed."

Xuanzang was so wronged that he tried his best to hold back his tears, looked at him and said, "How can I not be sad? I wholeheartedly want to save you, but you only want to hurt me. I treat you with sincerity, why did I end up like this?" ?”

Hong Haier tilted his head, thought for a while and said, "It's okay, I don't want to eat yours, so don't cry."

Xuanzang didn't react for a while, and stopped crying for a moment, and said blankly, "You really don't want to eat me?"

Hong Boy said: "Seriously, I'm still young, if I eat you now, won't I grow up forever? Why should I suffer this?"

Xuanzang said pleasantly, "Then when did you let me go?"

The red boy said: "I won't eat you, I will leave it to my father to eat you. I caught you just to show him, so I will be a great monster. I didn't want him to eat you, because he definitely wanted to eat you." What I gave to his mistress, I actually want to leave it to my mother, so that I can be filial to her."

Xuanzang was shocked.

At the end, Xuanzang said: "You...you are a monster that eats people, but you are also a good monster with filial piety..."

The red boy stared at him for a long while, and suddenly burst into laughter: "What good monsters, bad monsters! In this world, people who are kind will be bullied, and those who are gentle will be abandoned. There are only smart monsters and stupid monsters. He is just a stupid monk, that's why he was captured by me, a smart monster, do you understand?"

Xuanzang was caught by him, but it was fine, and now he pointed his nose and laughed: "It is because of your stupidity, your kindness, and your kindness that I will be caught and killed by me; if you are as cruel as your great apprentice , you will not be caught by me! My mother is too, and you are too, none of you understand this truth, but I am different, I don't want to end up like you..."

The little monk is usually the one who talks the most, at this moment he pointed at his nose and scolded him, but he couldn't say a word. I saw him standing tall, pointing at Xuanzang and scolding: "I really look down on you." You cry when you encounter anything, you only know to wait for others to save you. Even a child like me has stopped crying a long time ago, and when I am in a very dangerous situation, I never hope that others can save me. You will grit your teeth and save yourself, but what about you? You will only be afraid!"

The little monk looked at him with wide eyes, and after a while, he said blankly, "But every time I cry, others will come to save me."

He said, counting seriously, and said: "My three apprentices will come to save me, and sister Guanyin will come to save me. Although I know he is a man now, I still like him very much. And Pu Xian , Puxian will come to save me, but what about you?"

As he said, he reached out and patted the red boy's head sympathetically: "You are so pitiful, you came out to live by yourself at a young age, does it mean that your parents don't want you?"

He said this with good intentions, but he was poking at the red boy's sore spot, and he shouted angrily: "My parents didn't want me, your parents didn't want you! You wait, you wait, I Daddy will be here soon!"

He glanced at Xuanzang angrily, and said, "When he comes, he will peel off your skin and cramps, cook it and eat it!"

In the end, his own father didn't wait, but a hairy monkey.

The monkey was not afraid this time, he brought a rescuer.

She is a beautiful girl in a white dress and a clean bottle in her hand. She must be the Guanyin sister that Xuanzang mentioned. It is amazing. She is exactly the same as the one in the temple. No wonder Zhu Bajie fell in love with him so easily. When.

The red boy thought to himself, what is so great about saving the suffering and the great compassionate Avalokitesvara? When he defeats the Avalokitesvara together, he will give his father a face and let the six worlds of Kyushu see. These famous gods are all subordinates of a child like him All the immeasurable merits and virtues are fake!He wanted to see, at that time, who would dare to look down on him, the Holy Infant King!

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly remembered that the monk said just now that although this Guanyin Bodhisattva is good-looking, he is actually a man.

His mother told him that all men in the world are of ordinary virtue, but any woman who sees beauty and beauty will be fascinated, abandon his wife and children, and finally stare in a daze, not caring about anything, it's not him Daddy is not good, because all the men in the world look the same, so I hope he doesn't hate his dad.

Hong Hai'er had never met many people other than his father, how could he know if what his mother said was angry or not.

Anyway, now he knows that Avalokitesvara is a man. According to the iron law taught by his mother, men must like beautiful women, and he Avalokitesvara must like beautiful women very much. Otherwise, why would he dress himself up as a beautiful woman?

Honghaier sneered in his heart, Guanshiyin, who saves the suffering, is not a shameless womanizer.

So, in order to outwit Avalokitesvara, defeat Sun Wukong, and spread fame all over the world, he decided to transform himself into a beautiful woman to seduce Avalokitesvara, and then defeat him easily!

After all, that's what his mother taught him.

And he has always believed so.

Besides, if he didn't believe that, he had to believe that his dad was an asshole, but he didn't want to believe that either.

When he turns into a beautiful woman, Guan Yin would not be willing to hit him after seeing him!

Honghaier had a good idea, but the reality was cruel.

He looked at Monkey King and Avalokitesvara outside the cave, and fell into a difficult problem for a while, thinking endlessly.

If you want to fascinate Avalokitesvara, you must become more beautiful than him, otherwise the Buddha's temperament will definitely not match.

Then the question comes:

...How can I become more beautiful than Avalokitesvara?

The author has something to say:

Red Boy: Guanyin Bodhisattva~ Do you think I am beautiful~

Avalokitesvara: ... Do you have any serious misunderstanding of beauty?

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I saw a lot of heads popping out for the first time yesterday...

Horrified, there are so many people watching!I didn't even know it was coming!

It looks familiar already!happy!