[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The blue lion today, like the blue lion in the past 95 days, wakes up from the emperor's big bed, the first thing to do in the morning, stands by the window to look at his country, and says to himself very proudly: I'm a good monster, not the same as those slutty monsters.

Today's black-bone chicken country is also thriving and extremely prosperous under the governance of the green-haired lion.

The attendant dressed him in gorgeous clothes, the court lady brought him water for washing, and the eunuch brought him breakfast for the day. The green-haired lion maintained its human appearance, pretending to enjoy it, and ate the cake that was extremely unpalatable for a lion. , washed the phantom skin with clean water, endured the desire to comb myself for a thousand and ninety-five times in my heart, and said to myself: I am a good monster, for the people of Wuji Kingdom, I will continue to be a monster. good emperor.

Although I really want to lick his fur, he has been the emperor for 95 days. The green-haired lion really misses his meaty claws and big fangs. He is close to crazy by pretending to be gentle every day, but every time When he remembered the time when he was free under the seat of Manjusri Bodhisattva, he firmly said to himself: I am a good monster.

He stood at the gate of the palace, watching a sun rise from the east, and his chest was filled with warmth and passion, so, like the previous thousand and ninety-five days, he clapped the dummy hand like a chicken paw. My chest, said to myself: "Today I have to work hard to be a good monster!"

The good monster Blue Lion walked through the plantain garden under the leadership of his entourage, waved his hand smartly, and said: "This Quanzhen lied to me before, this is a bad Quanzhen!"

So the attendants, maids, and eunuchs said together: "This is a bad Quanzhen!"

He walked through the avenue of the palace, and everyone saluted him, because the Wuji Kingdom was safe and peaceful under the king's rule.

He walked past the concubine's residence, covered his face sadly as usual, the concubines who missed him stood in front of the door, watched him go away with teary eyes, choked up and said: "Your Majesty, that can't do it anymore, it can't do it anymore. "

The blue lion heard the attendant beside him say sadly: "Our Majesty is good everywhere, but it's a pity that there is no place."

The good monster who can't do it there thinks sadly, because he is a good monster, so he can occupy other people's thrones and govern other people's lands, but he can't sleep with other people's wives, so it seems that he is not a good monster.

He walked under the early morning sun, remembering the days when he slept under the seat of Manjusri Bodhisattva for a whole day, proudly and bravely said to himself, he is a good monster, and a good monster has to sacrifice his sleeping time Come to govern the country, so that the country can be in good weather, safe and stable.

Manjusri Bodhisattva said that he sent it to prove to the black-bone chicken king: Did you see, my son is better than you in governing the country.

The king of the Wuji Kingdom is not a good king. He can’t even cure the severe drought in the country. Manjushri came to preach to him, said that he had a strange skeleton, and asked him if he wanted to learn his secret books. As a result, he despised Manjushri for being ugly. , not only did not learn, but also found his subordinates to beat him up, what a bad emperor.

Thinking of this, the green lion saw someone throwing food to feed the dog in front of the city gate, and salivated enviously: Hey, when will he be able to use his paws to eat?It is really hard work to use meat claws to pick up vegetables with chopsticks every day!

But Qingshi can't complain, because he is a good monster, always complaining, he doesn't look like a good monster anymore.

Then, today, like him every day before, he sat on the throne of the emperor, all the ministers knelt down and shouted, and everyone worshiped him as before, which gave the lost blue lion the only comfort.

Sitting on the emperor's hard golden throne, he thought to himself, what's so good about being a human being?Be free as a lion.You can see that he just sat on the throne for a while, and his buttocks hurt so much, but for his people, he is willing to eat food that can’t fill his teeth every day, wear uncomfortable clothes, and his buttocks are also hurt. pain!

But it's not without advantages to be in the Wuji country, you don't have to be touched by Guanyin.He doesn't like Avalokitesvara, and he doesn't play with his apprentice Hui An. Hui An is very lonely, so he hides in his belly, but Avalokitesvara doesn't reflect on himself at all, and blames him for being a lion , is really too much!This Avalokitesvara is the coldest and most ruthless, he doesn't like his apprentice like his apprentice likes him at all!

And the mount of Avalokitesvara is not a good thing, he even encourages a good monster to eat his good friend Hui An, it's too much, is he that kind of lion!

So the angry green lion bit off the head of the big grasshopper, but was raped by Avalokitesvara.Avalokitesvara bullied him so that he could not speak, and asked Manjushri Bodhisattva to exile him to the next world, and then he came to the Wuji country.

All in all, the blue lion still looks at his Wanli River and Mountain as before, but finds that there is something wrong with today's Wanli River and Mountain.

Today was an unprecedented day. Five monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty came and said they wanted to exchange certificates. It turned out that the others were fine, but this monkey was not good. He was a bad monkey. Not only did he not exchange certificates with him, but he also To write a poem in the hall, mocking him for stealing other people's land.

The green lion is angry. Although he stole other people's land and pushed the emperor down the octagonal glazed well, he is a good monster with professional ethics!

The green lion got angry, pointed to the Taoist who was following Sun Wukong and said, "Since you are a Buddhist monk, why do you have Taoist priests with you? You are a monk, but you hang out with people with hair. You are not a good monk!"

Sun Wukong sneered: "Open your eyes wide and take a look, this is the Wuji King who was killed by you three years ago. It was I who went to Lihentian for 33 days to find the elixir to bring him back to life. A monster that steals people's rivers and mountains, and takes over their wives, it doesn't matter if you kill them."

When he said that, the good monster was very wronged.He said to Sun Wukong: "I am a good monster, and I will not be angry with you."

After finishing speaking, he sat on the throne puffed up, thinking to himself, Manjusri Bodhisattva said that the emperor soaked him in the water for three days and three nights, and the emperor would have to soak him in the water for three full years. The new year is here, what about new opportunities?

So, puffing his cheeks, he asked, "You evil monk, where did you come from? How can you borrow the elixir from that stingy Taishang Laojun?"

Seeing that he knew the things in the sky, Sun Wukong knew that he had a long history, so he moved out his Bodhisattva as usual, saying: "I am the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. Tang Seng went to the west to learn scriptures! I met you, a monster occupying people's rivers and mountains, and killed the people along the way!"

When he said that, the good monster was very sad.

The people of Wuji Kingdom obviously like him very much.

He slapped his thigh and shouted: "Okay, so you were sent by Guanshiyin! You are with that cold-blooded Guanshiyin, I will beat you, you wicked monk!"

Sun Wukong met a monster before, and when he said that he was instructed by Guanyin of the South China Sea, he had to be persuaded if he didn't kneel down. Now what happened to this monster, and he started to fight?

Samantabhadra turned into a log, and whispered beside him: "Amitabha, commit evil, commit evil..."

In a rage, the green lion shed its human skin in an instant. Seeing that Sun Wukong was attacking with his golden cudgel, he also pulled out his sword to fight back. The two fought for a long time, but the blue lion couldn't beat Sun Wukong. So he jumped down from the cloud nine, changed into Tang Seng's appearance, and stood beside him.

Monkey King jumped down from the clouds, and saw the two masters standing on the golden palace, they both looked like chatterers, from bald head to the corner of their clothes, they were exactly the same, even Monkey King with his golden eyes couldn't tell which one was real and which one is fake.

Sun Wukong thought in his heart, this monster has come from another way, not only is he not afraid of Guanyin of the South China Sea, but the illusion he made is so real, it can be seen that his cultivation is not shallow.

The green lion thought to himself, I am a good monster, I won't fight with you villains, you have to beat me and your master to death, I will touch you today, I learned from your Avalokitesvara.

Sun Wukong really had no other choice, so he asked Samantabhadra who was standing on the side of the main hall and said: "Bodhisattva, it's time like this, so stop chanting and come up with an idea."

Puxian said: "Amitabha, this monster is too cunning, it cannot be defeated."

He raised his eyelids, and said to Sun Wukong: "Why don't you go to Guanshiyin. Well, he is very stubborn, but when you are in dire straits, he won't leave you alone. And you were the one who scolded him first. He, you have to admit your mistakes sooner or later, it is better to admit your mistakes now."

Sun Wukong said stubbornly: "I don't! I want to admit my mistake to him, but if I go at this time, he must think that I bowed my head and confessed to him because I can't beat this monster. He thinks that my heart is not sincere, and I don't really know my mistake. Let him misunderstand that I only want to use him to solve the immediate crisis, and I don't respect him at all in my heart."

Pu Xian said: "If you are sincere, you won't care about these things."

Monkey King said: "You really lost your mind?"

Puxian rolled his eyes and said, "What idea do I have? In the past, it was Avalokitesvara who came up with bad ideas. I was responsible for his tricks. Now he doesn't come up with bad tricks. I don't even have a chance to take the blame."

Sun Wukong said: "Is there really no move?"

Puxian: "... Well, there are still tricks. After all, I have followed him for so long, and I have learned a little bit about it. Only your master can recite the mantra on your head. Let the two Tang monks recite one by one. Whoever can recite the mantra is your master? Alas, he must have recited it indiscriminately at first, but after a long time, when you are chanted to the point of death, you will probably know who is who!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

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