[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Hongjun and I said that this son is not that son. This is just a rhetorical method that is not commonly used in our Western Paradise. Since our culture is not the same as theirs, I hope he will not stick to words and embarrass me.

However, he was completely immersed in the matter of "Avalokitesvara actually has a son", he was stunned and couldn't extricate himself, he didn't listen to what I said, he just widened his eyes, dazed as if he was stimulated, I am very desperate.

I felt that the cultural gap in this matter was still too great, even if I bit my tongue, I couldn’t explain it clearly to him, so I simply gave up struggling and left him to leave.

Unexpectedly, he suddenly tugged on my sleeve, and asked the last sentence with blank and desperate eyes: "So whose is this?"

I:"……"

Why do I think he understands the unofficial history of the court and the grievances of the rich and powerful?

In the end, I had no choice but to say to him: "The Tathagata forced me to raise it."

I thought that after I finished speaking, the pot would be pushed onto Tathagata's head, but he was even more at a loss, as if he had been hit by something, and whispered to himself: "Why is Tathagata?"

At first, when I saw his ruined appearance, I thought he understood that Tathagata let me raise his illegitimate child. I thought that Patriarch Hongjun was really gossipy and his desire to eat melons was very strong.

Who knew that he was stunned for a while, and murmured to himself: "I always thought it was Jin Chanzi..."

???

I always knew that he was very crooked, but I really didn't know he was so crooked!

I can't stand his brain circuit anymore, I just run away, who knows that he is not annoying to death, I will not give up, chased after me and said with emotion: "I thought he was demoted to the world because of you, Now that the reincarnation of the tenth life has finally survived, and you have traveled thousands of miles to save him, I have been touched by you two for many years, and you actually told me that it is not true..."

... What is this old man thinking about every day when he is not doing business properly!

I was so frightened by him that I ran away from him. He stuck to the sole of my shoe like chewing gum and couldn't shake it off. I was so scared that I dived into the crowd, and then I threw him away. Before I had gone far, I was suddenly grabbed by a slender hand. When I turned around, I saw Fairy Chang'e looking at me and smiling. Obviously, she had listened to everything she said just now. Ancestor Hongjun quarreled, he has lived for too long, and his mind is not quite right."

As he said that, he leaned over and said softly: "I heard that he often figured out the relationship between characters by himself, and wrote a storybook based on the original form of several gods! Please understand him, he has lived for too long, and there is nothing wrong with him." Things can be done, if you continue like this, don’t you go crazy?”

……

You gods are really busy!

Wouldn't it be nice to have this time to save the world? Write a storybook, how shameless are you god ancestors!

Seeing me stunned, she burst out laughing, and said, "Since you want to hide from him, go first, and I will hold him back for you. Just one thing, today you are not only late to pick me up, but also left me behind." I will go first, and you will have to pay me back in the future."

I quickly bowed to her: "Thank you fairy, thank you fairy."

After Chang'e finished talking to me, she floated away, stopped Patriarch Hongjun in the crowd, raised her beautiful smoky eyes, and said with a smile, "What have you been up to, Hongjun, recently? Have you been writing a Newspeak book?"

When Hongjun heard someone asking about his literary career, he immediately said excitedly: "I wrote it, I wrote it, you are the prototype."

Chang'e has never liked talking very much. This is the way things are in the world. The more she doesn't like to laugh, the less she likes to talk. When she smiles, people regard a sentence as a treasure. However, when I talk too much, they think that I say something The words are worthless, and it really hurts me too.

Chang'e asked, "Oh? Write about me? What can I write about?"

Hongjun spoke righteously, and proudly said: "Fairy, you fell in love with Marshal Tianpeng, but the Jade Emperor poured dirty water on him, demoted him to the earth, and never saw each other again. This story has touched me for a long time."

Chang'e: "..."

She couldn't smile.

It should be known that she has lived in Guanghan Palace for a long time, and she is always cold. Once she doesn't smile, she will be very scary.

The whole person was like ice and snow, and the cold air was moving all over her body. Suddenly she raised her hand indifferently and slapped Hong Jun on the face, blinding him.

After she slapped Hongjun, she raised one hand and one finger, and said, "First, that Zhu Bajie is a shameless villain."

Hongjun covered half of his face in astonishment. You must know that he lived for too long. He used to be a really great person, but after a long time, everyone respected him, so everyone praised him and held him in high regard. It was spoiled, like a child being spoiled by others, and in the end it was really a bit extreme. Later, the wisdom disappeared, and only stupidity remained, so everyone kindly said: Patriarch Hongjun is as wise as a fool.

Chang'e held up her second finger coldly, and said, "Secondly, if you bother Avalokitesvara again, I'll take out your intestines and hang them around your neck to show you what's inside."

After finishing speaking, he retracted his long sleeves and turned around proudly.

... To be honest, I have always admired Chang'e.

As far as Zhu Bajie molested her, if other girls were left alone, she would probably feel embarrassed. Although she felt wronged, she smashed her teeth and swallowed it for the sake of face. There is no other way but to endure it, but she is different, Zhu Bajie Before she had time to touch her more, the majestic Marshal Tianpeng was kicked on the ground by her flying kick, and then half of the heaven saw the most beautiful and most indifferent Fairy Chang'e in the world pulling out a knife from nowhere, bang He slammed into the ground with a sound, stepped on the belly of Marshal Canopy, and a very dark and willful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. He reached out and patted the frightened Canopy's face, and asked softly: "Are you going to surrender yourself or me?" Are you going after eunuchs? Huh?"

In short, with the help of Chang'e, I have left this banquet that brings me terrible memories every time.

I don't even want to mention that I used to sit alone in a corner, without a girlfriend, and wearing a skirt. Most of the dishes on the table were meat, and I couldn't eat any of them, so I just ate vegetables pitifully. leaf.

I found the Tathagata and said to him, I don't care about this monkey, let him fend for himself.

Tathagata originally thought that our relationship was quite good, but he was startled when he heard this, and asked, "What's wrong?"

I said, "Not only does he not appreciate my kindness, but he still causes troubles as usual, and he doesn't want to see me anymore. It hurts my heart."

Tathagata has a strange brain circuit. Anyway, we have been in harmony for thousands of years and the three views are not in harmony. He tried to comfort me: "Maybe he wants to cause trouble for you because of your kindness. Do you want him to jump up and down?" The monkey, who has not shown his face for 500 years, has been forgotten by the world, so he has to jump up and down more and more."

I said: "No matter what you say, I will blame him to the end, why don't you put him in charge of Ksitigarbha, didn't he say that hell is not empty, and he vowed not to become a Buddha, his ambition is so great, why not Not stronger than me."

After I finished speaking, I looked at Tathagata for a moment, and I was defeated.

That's right, throwing this brat to that schizophrenia, what kind of trouble would it be like!

Tathagata said: "Since you are tired, let Samantabhadra take care of it. Anyway, he always thinks that your things are good. Let him take care of Sun Wukong. Maybe it's too late to be happy. Just one thing, you think now This monkey is annoying, maybe it is because he has not yet arrived, so he is so reckless. You have experienced it yourself. When the catastrophe is over, he will no longer be the monkey he is now. Don't you regret it then? "

I sympathized with him for a while at first, thinking that it would be pitiful for such a different monkey to turn into a boring person in the end, but then I thought about it, no, this should be divided into people!

I asked Tathagata, "How many catastrophes has your apprentice Jin Chanzi experienced?"

Tathagata: "..."

When I say this, Tathagata also has a headache.

Tathagata said in despair: "No matter what happens, there must be about twenty times."

I asked: "Then isn't he that annoying spirit? Didn't he feel a little bit less annoying after rolling ten times in the lower world? You don't know, he can chatter more than before!"

Tathagata covered his head in pain: "Avalokitesvara, stop talking..."

As we were talking, the cold snapped suddenly, without warning, like a thunderbolt from the blue sky. Before I had time to struggle, I heard the little monk whimpering and crying: "Sister Guanyin is not well, I have run into a ghost!"

……

I firmly said to Ru: "There is also his trick of annoying me whenever something happens, let him go, let him annoy Puxian!"

Tathagata has always been more considerate of me. At the end, he said, "Okay, Puxian will take over this matter from now on. You have suffered too much recently, so you should take a good rest."

I explained the matter of Monkey King to the Tathagata. When I thought that the monkey was finally out of my control, I thought I would cheer and be very happy, but when I thought of his hardships and endless disasters along the way, I was a little worried , I can't let it go.

But as I said, I finally got peace, so I have to take good care of my apprentices. If it wasn't for the troubled monkeys these days, I wouldn't have neglected them so much.

I naively thought that this was the end of the matter. Who knew that Sun Wukong came to my South China Sea within a few days after he returned to Puxian.

I thought it was Sun Wukong who had suffered some kind of misfortune, but seeing that Pu Xian was at a loss, he asked me blankly:

"...Avalokitesvara?"

me?"

Puxian hesitated for a long time before he said:

"...Why does Jin Chanzi call you sister Guanyin?"

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On the first day when he came to Wuji Kingdom, Monkey King found his master squatting in the corner and crying softly, looking very aggrieved.

Monkey King asked: "What's wrong with you?"

Xuanzang whimpered, "I've run into a ghost."

Sun Wukong said: "I bumped and I bumped, I just drive you away, what is there to cry about?"

Xuanzang cried even harder: "I summoned Sister Avalokitesvara with spells, only to find out that the person on the other end had changed. Puxian Bodhisattva said that the person in charge had changed, and Sister Avalokitesvara will not care about me from now on..."

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and said angrily: "It's easy to change, and they don't need to care about it, why are you so pussy, you will start to cry! Avalokitesvara doesn't want to care about you for a long time, what are you still pestering him for!"

Xuanzang burst into tears: "But in the past, Sister Guanyin came to save me immediately regardless of anything, but this Bodhisattva said that he would come after 100 years after cleaning up! 100 years later! 100 years! Why do you want to fight with Sister Guanyin?" Quarrel, now you are happy!"

Sun Wukong: "..."