[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

After the matter was over, I was going to take the dragon girl back to the South China Sea, but the Jade Emperor looked at me, and Taibai Jinxing also looked at me, and they both looked at me strangely, so I also looked at them.

Then, they immediately apologized to me deeply, and personally sent me to Nantianmen, and before I left, they warmly expressed that I would welcome my apprentices to play in the 33-day Lihentian anytime.

Hui An was at a loss for this kind of ceremonial gaze at each other. He asked me: "You guys just made eye contact, what?"

He actually asked me?

Isn't he the originator of this kind of unilateral communication and mistakenly thinking that others have understood him?

So I answered him honestly: "I don't know."

Hui An: "..."

I said sincerely: "Their eye contact is like ginseng fruit trees talking. The only difference is that they think you understand but you don't. Generally speaking, according to etiquette, if they think you understand, you have to pretend You get it, then give them a look that they don't understand. This way they will think you understand what they are saying and they don't understand what you are saying, so they will also pretend that they understand your look, and stop Make eye contact with you."

Hui An: "..."

After thinking about it seriously for a long time, he asked me: "What if they don't understand your eyes, but understand it in a different way?"

I said sadly: "Then you can only consider yourself unlucky."

Hui An added: "Then what if they thought you agreed to something but you didn't?"

I said: "Since this is something that can only be understood and cannot be explained in words, who would come to ask you in black and white to ask for a certificate? They are like this in the heavenly court. They have no skills and a bunch of bullshit. Just ignore them."

Hui An: "...Master, why are you so big-hearted...I still think it's very dangerous!"

All in all, amidst his endless worries, I finally returned to the South China Sea with Dragon Girl.For a while she didn't want to talk to us, so I allowed her to stay in the Sutra Pavilion in the South China Sea to recuperate by herself, and she seemed to disappear.When Long Nu was not around, I didn't think we three stinky men were so boring together, but this time after she closed the door to clean up, I suddenly realized that she is such an important part of Nanhai, she is not here, I seem to lose Lost part of the body in general, at a loss.

Longnu stays behind closed doors, it’s fine if she doesn’t talk to the rest of us, the most frightening thing is that Silly Baitian loses her best friend, and suddenly misses Big Black Bear. I have repeatedly told him never to appear in South China Sea again, to be honest , he may have evil spirits in his life, I was afraid when I saw him.

As soon as his head appeared, I would think of the fear of being dominated by Silly Baitian in the past, it was terrible.

What's even more frightening is that not only did he come by himself, but he also brought two apprentices with him.He named the two apprentices, one is called Duxian, the other is called Huamo, the ugly one is called Duxian, and the beautiful one is called Huamo.

But when he came this time, I was taken aback. You know, all monsters with bad brains have very high lives, and they can't be killed even if they are beaten. They are like little cockroaches, and they can't hide. I can meet him every time, but this time he came here, wrapped in gauze one after another, I asked him what he did wrong, and he told me proudly: The two apprentices ate it.

Silly Baitian said to me: "Oh, you don't know, at their age, they need to grind their teeth..."

... With his spirit of sacrificing his life to feed demons, I think he can enter my Buddhism.

Once, the big black bear couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so he crawled under my lotus platform and asked me for a hug in fear, and told me in horror what he saw during the day: Silly Baitian, the younger brother of the two apprentices, is just good-looking. The one who turned into a demon, once had his teeth itchy, and gnawed his tendons while holding his crutch...

……

Don't tell me such a bloody thing, okay!

I have a sense of the picture!

I just said that this silly white sweet can't do anything else, the mental pollution is awesome!

All in all, this silly Baitian used to devote himself to emulating the Taishang Laojun and inspired him to refine the elixir to save the world, but the elixir he refined was either poisonous or he took a laxative to cleanse the intestines. After becoming an apprentice, he actually refined an elixir called Fusheng Pill, which can quickly heal the wounds of monsters and achieve the effect of breaking through the laws of nature.

I have always suspected that he was forced by his apprentice, because the two babies have been gnawing on him for a long time, and they feel that their master has a good taste and is very delicious, and others are not interested in gnawing, so he strengthens his own resistance to gnawing to achieve The effect of resource recycling.

These two kids spent the night in my South China Sea one day, while we were both asleep, they gnawed a tooth mark on a bamboo in my South China Sea. I went to bed together in the morning, and the entire purple bamboo forest bloomed, usually full of tooth marks, and I was so angry. Passed out directly.

To say that the two brothers have different teeth abilities, the elder brother specializes in gnawing on people, no matter how thick his cultivation is, it will be a tooth mark if he gnaws on it, the younger brother specializes in gnawing on gold and jade, and Hui An's black iron Heibangzi left two tiger tooth marks on him, and he was so angry that he immediately changed one.

Silly Baitian's heart was hurt. I thought he had helped me before, so I stayed him in Nanhai for two days. These two dogs who belonged to dogs gnawed all my treasures. My purple-gold incense burner was polished with the original stone of Nv Wa's mending the sky, and now there are two teeth marks of Huamo. "Not as delicious as my master."

It doesn't taste good, do you still eat it?

I was so angry that I was a Bodhisattva, I broke a bamboo on the spot and chased him in the South China Sea.

All in all, on the third day, I really couldn't bear this pair of strange flowers, so I asked Silly Baitian to take him down immediately, even if I didn't want to go back, I went to that court to harm his father, don't bother me, don't bother me.

However, I greatly underestimated the lethality of Silly Baitian and Xiongzi.

In the past, it was just silly Baitian who came to me. Ever since I kicked him out and let him, the two children, go to heaven to annoy his father, Kui Mulang came to my South China Sea himself, begging me to save him in tears.

I asked him, "What happened to your son?"

Kui Mulang was finally pardoned for his crimes, and his son got into a catastrophe. At this moment, with snot and tears, he said: "The child is young and ignorant, and I am not good at discipline. Huamo is my youngest son. He bit someone and didn't know who it was."

I was quite puzzled, I don't know who said that he didn't cause trouble, and didn't ask him to settle accounts, so what is he afraid of?

Kui Mulang said: "Later, he thought about the taste, and told me that it tastes like lotus root. It's very fragrant and tastes better than his master."

When he said this, he almost cried bitterly, and he couldn't speak well when he was trembling.

...the smell of lotus root...it is very fragrant...

...Why do I have an ominous premonition...

Kui Mulang couldn't bear it any longer, and burst into tears: "Until I went to the court today, I found that Prince Nezha had only one arm left! I was trembling, and I didn't dare to tell him anything. I walked out of Lihen I heard him talking to Li Tianwang that day, a handsome young man bit him, and he was drawing a shadow figure to issue a hunting order, look for him in the Three Realms!"

I:"……"

Kui Mulang cried bitterly: "It's just my son who looks like a human being, I beg Bodhisattva to save him!"

I silently took a look at my purple gold incense burner which he thought was bad after the tooth marks were gnawed on by him, and then silently glanced at my white tooth marks in the purple bamboo forest.

I asked Kui Mulang: "I saved your son, will he pay me for the incense burner?"

Kui Mulang asked blankly, "What incense burner?"

I said, "Just the incense burner made of Nuwa mending the sky rough stone, which your son gnawed, and the golden jade bowl given by the Jade Emperor, which he gnawed, and the jade string given by Manjusri, he tasted one by one. taste..."

Kui Mulang probably suddenly felt that he owed a debt that could not be repaid even if he died. He was so stupid that he couldn't cry anymore, so he knelt down in front of me and looked at me in amazement.

At this time, suddenly heard the sound of the wind and fire wheel in the sky, the black bear said strangely: "Bodhisattva, Prince Nezha is asking to see him, I think he is missing an arm, he looks very pitiful."

I:"……"

So, the black fur monster looked at me, I looked at Kui Mulang, and Kui Mu wolf looked at the black fur monster.

Finally, Kui Mulang looked at me.

Then, he couldn't take it anymore, and pouted directly.

At this time, Nezha walked in from the outside, stepped on the body of a Kuimu wolf as soon as he stepped on the stage, and was immediately startled.

Nezha covered his wound, and said in astonishment, "Isn't this Kui Xing from the 28 Constellations? Why did he pass out?"

I looked at him benevolently for a long while before saying:

"This matter...it's a long story."

The author has something to say:

Someone blamed me, saying that the dragon girl ate glass slag?

No, you are mistaken, you have been eating glass slag, it’s just who said the glass slag!

I guarantee that if Avalokitesvara tells this story, it will be funny like never before. If you don’t believe me, please go forward——

No, forget it, it's better not to tell you about this kind of thing.