[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

When the monkey saw me driving him away, he wanted to bid farewell to me first, and then go to save his master, but before he had time to think about it, he suddenly remembered that the little monk wrote a derogatory letter to drive him away, and for a while he couldn't help it. Feeling happy, he hugged his broom and said to me: "Bodhisattva, why did you drive me away again? How many clothes have I sewed for your apprentice? If this continues, I will almost sew his underwear..."

Hui An looked at him with an indescribable expression on his face, and after a long while, he shook his head wordlessly, looking very disgusted.

It was rare for Sun Wukong not to hold his Ruyi golden cudgel, but a half-sized broom, and said to me: "Bodhisattva, I can't be a coolie in the South China Sea, and you drive me away like this. It seems that my grandson is worthless at all."

……

I drive him away?

Is it because he doesn't want to stay here?

I said: "Since you are so worried about your master, you should rescue him early to avoid..."

I originally wanted to say that I would save him from being absent-minded here, and disturb my Nanhai turmoil, but I was afraid of hurting his delicate self-esteem, the Monkey King, so I had to say: "So you don't go late, something happened to your master If he is really eaten by monsters in the future, you will regret it."

I said this out of good intentions, but who knew that he raised his head and said to me: "He is an old friend of your Nanhai Guanyin in his previous life. Now that you are so relieved, he must be fine. Besides, I have heard people say, You Guanyin of the South China Sea knows the past and the future, if you are so calm, he must be fine."

……

I don't have the ability to save my master, but I have learned a lot about observing words and expressions.

But I think he misunderstands my ability very much. He thinks that I can change the future by knowing the past and the future. This is a great misunderstanding!

The thing is, this tasteless place lies in a philosophical question: Is a future that has been changed still considered the future?If it can be changed, how can it be seen?Shouldn't it have disappeared?So is the future one-way or two-way?

...and this is a dead end.

It's like a spoiler, someone told you the ending of the movie, and you pull the progress bar to see it, and it really is.But can you remake a movie after being spoiled?No, it's not the same thing.

So the answer is: If my ability can let me know that my apprentice will choke to death when eating, the only difference between me knowing and not knowing is that if I know, I can appreciate him being choked to death when he is choking to death The appearance of death does not mean that I can prevent him from being choked to death, because when choking to death is a foregone conclusion, even the powerful Nanhai Guanyin cannot change the fate of being choked to death.

So this hanging is very tasteless. Not only is it tasteless, but most of the time it is not allowed to be fully opened. It seems that I am the number one vase in the west, and I really have no other use except wearing skirts.

But I don't think it's useless for me to explain to that stone-headed guy. Even if I tell him, I can only say: If everyone knows the future and can save the world, then all the Buddhas in the Western Paradise are obsessed with saving the world. How sad now?This is the side effect of spoilers!

All in all, the setting of this world is an endless loop. Immortals are used by people to yearn for and escape the status quo. There is a way of heaven above the gods, and there is something on the way of heaven, which is as annoying as the laws of physics. But because everyone has lived for too long, and they will not die without dying, no one has studied this physical law, and no one knows what it is so far.

So, after thinking about these things in a flash in my computer memory card-like head filled with countless information, I said to Monkey King: "You know, we gods are not good things, if you Master is dead, we can let him come back in the next life."

Sun Wukong didn’t feel anything else, but he had a deep understanding of the fact that “immortals are not good things. It’s really a personal experience and empathy. When I said this, the whole person looked at me in shock, thinking that this is very in line with the style of immortals. But I obviously didn't expect that I would do this, and I was very hurt for a moment, and said to me: "Bodhisattva, you are so merciful, why are you so ruthless to my master every time, you don't know, he admires you very much. "

……

Do you know what is nine deaths without regret?

For a person like Jin Chanzi, let alone nine deaths, even a hundred, a thousand, or ten thousand times, he is also that annoying spirit, and this will not change.

And even if he dies thousands of times, he is my unlucky thing, I still want to see him, get annoyed by him, and save him if I have nothing to do, this fate cannot be broken, so whether he died or not is to me Nothing has changed.

I said to Sun Wukong: "I only hope that after he dies this time, he will see me again when he is reincarnated in the next life. Never say that he has seen me in the previous life."

However, before we discussed a few words about golden cicadas, my black bear suddenly jumped up on the stage, holding a beetle in his hand, and said to me: "Ma'am, look, I caught a beetle!"

I looked at the beetle in his hand, which was obviously not big but had a big stomach. I didn't know why, but I always felt that the bug looked familiar.

Monkey King was about to speak, but he was interrupted by a bear roar, and angrily chased him away, saying: "What's the big deal about catching a bug, go and play by yourself."

The black bear monster held the fat black worm in his hand, stretched out his claws and patted the big nose of the worm, and said, "What do you know? The South China Sea is so quiet. There is nothing but bamboo. Even if there are birds, they are also spirits." Birds, ordinary birds would never dare to come here, but today a bug came, could it have fallen from your Monkey King?"

Alas, in fact, in the South China Sea, before the Buddha expelled all arthropods, there were still bugs.

However, one day someone trampled to death an ant while walking, so all the Buddhas in the Western Paradise fell into a moral dilemma: Is trampling on an insect counted as killing?

This... actually should count.

So for a while, because of walking carelessly, breaking the precepts and being sent to the lower world, there were too many people who were punished, resulting in many jobs in Xitian being left undone, the employment situation was severe, and the society was in turmoil.But gods are a rare species, and it doesn't matter how many there are, and they can't be recruited.

As a result, everyone is very scared, and the first thing to do every day is to see if there are any bugs under their feet.

In order to improve this situation, the Buddha made a lot of sacrifices, such as granting permission for bugs to become immortals, but it was of no use at all.

Later, he had no choice but to expel all the insects. In order to avoid being accused of species discrimination, he specially recruited a few immortal insects to pollinate in the western sky. It is said that they were wasp essence and butterfly essence. Work hard to pollinate all the flowers in Xitian.

Later, they fell in love for a while. In fact, wasps and butterflies should not fall in love, but the problem is that they are bugs in the whole Western Paradise. , the Buddha took a while to find out that they were both male, which made things even more awkward.

For hundreds of years, everyone pretended to be blind, and it was very hard to pretend.

But then a bigger problem came. When they were bugs, everyone could still pretend to be blind. After all, they were small and it didn’t matter where they went. But every few hundred years they cultivated into human form. This...

The Buddha finally couldn't pretend to be blind anymore, this is the West Heaven, they openly fell in love, and showed their affection!Excessive!

Isn't it amazing to have wings?

Then these two unlucky guys were all kicked out of the world, and went wherever they fell in love.As soon as they left, no one pollinated the flowers in Xitian for a while, and everyone had no fruit to eat.At this time, there was a provocative question asking whether pollination was a breach of the precept, and was scolded by everyone. After this topic was maintained for a while, Jin Chanzi who provoked this topic was demoted to the lower realm, and the whole Western Paradise became quiet again.

I think it is really necessary for Western Paradise to have clear rules and precepts. Why do some people just don’t understand this truth? Think about it, gods are immortal, if they are all obsessed with procreation, and immortal gods give birth to immortal little gods, it won’t be many years for gods Too many are messed up!It is said that gods are the catalysts for the development of the human world. If they are born like this, sooner or later there will be more catalysts than reactants!

Then don't live anymore, let's destroy together.

So the appearance of this bug is really the first time in thousands of years, and it is very unique.

Before I had time to look at the worm carefully, I suddenly saw him roll in the palm of the black fur monster, and his whole body suddenly swelled up. belly.I saw him turning over, kicking his two meaty legs, he turned into a fat pig in front of me, and fell from the palm of the black fur monster.

... This has a great psychological shadow on me.

Before I could speak, I saw the fat pig leaning on Sun Wukong like rotten meat, howling: "Brother, Master misses you, he really misses you!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

I wanted to interrupt, but Zhu Bajie's voice was so loud that I couldn't even get in. I only heard him wailing and pretending to cry: "Master misses you every day, misses you to death!"

He was very involved in acting, and suddenly saw my dragon girl coming with tea, the tears stopped flowing, the snot from the nose stopped, and he stared at the dragon girl with wide eyes.

After staring at it for a while, he suddenly pulled Sun Wukong away, and whispered: "It's a bad thing."

Sun Wukong asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"

Zhu Bajie twitched the fat pig's nose, and said: "This girl likes me. I've made a mess of a good girl again. Oh, how many times have I said that the old pig has already become a monk, why do they still chase after him like this? Woolen cloth?"

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Dragon Girl:? ? ?

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I have recently edited the article, and there are few updates. The article has been edited until he vomits blood. There are various accidents in life. Let’s save it for the weekend to add updates, sorry.

If you find that this article is frequently updated tonight, then it’s not that there is new food, it’s that you are correcting previous typos...