[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The person I couldn't even find was so easily found by such a silly white sweet. To be honest, I don't want to admit this fact.

But what can I do? Silly Baitian has the luck of Silly Baitian. Seeing him and the black fur monster standing there upright and waiting for me to agree to the plan, I can only sigh helplessly and say: "Okay .”

Before I finished speaking, the two guys, one tall and one short, jumped up excitedly and cheered, which scared my apprentice who was still recovering from his injuries.

Silly Baitian said excitedly: "I have also helped the gods, so I can be saved again!"

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degree?

Let me think about it, is it like being hit again by Hui An?

I don't want to talk about immortals with him anymore. After all, I think his misunderstanding of immortals is too deep, and I can't save him even if I want to.

Silly Baitian told me that Jingzhe is still seriously injured at present, mainly due to tossing and turning in those unowned caves, and since they are unowned caves, there are probably not many caves and blessed places, but there are more extremely vicious lands. If he is not careful, he will be dragged into hell and the chaotic place on the edge of the human world by the evil spirit inside. The road to escape can be described as extremely difficult.

Silly Baitian said again: "Oh, I saw him hurt so badly, and I wanted to save him to my cave, but you know, I have a cleanliness..."

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You silly white sweet, you are also very principled, you are not afraid that he will bite you back as a poisonous snake, but you are afraid that he will dirty your boundary.

Silly Baitian took out a flute and said to me: "Before I left, he gave me this flute so that I could play it in case of emergency. His younger brother's, but he doesn't need it now, so he gave it to me."

I wondered: "Then how does he know where you are?"

Silly Baitian said: "He doesn't know, he has to search all over the world, so I don't think it's reliable. After all, his younger brother used to stay in one place and wait for him. If I'm really dying, wait for him to find me. Didn't I die a long time ago?"

According to the method he said, we let Ling Xu fall into the trap of a hunter in the mountains, trapped one foot, and set up a net around him. The fox can only come in, and it is impossible to get out. that's it.

I originally thought that Jing Zhe gave Ling Xu the flute just casually. With his heartless and indifferent temperament, how could it be possible for him to come to rescue him from all over the world? Most of the wounds on his body had already healed, and he stepped into the trap ignorantly.

Later, Hui An and I complained about this matter for a long time, and always wondered if Jing Zhe had taken a fancy to Ling Xu, otherwise how could this silly Baitian have such good luck, which did not conform to the normal theorem at all.

Hui An said: "Maybe it's because Jing Zhe sees that Ling Xu is so stupid that it's too weird, so stupid that it's impossible to lie to him, so he trusts him. People are like this, always be vigilant to smart people, only in front of fools and lunatics. Only then can I relax completely, and often just walk into the road of no return.”

When I think about it this way, I feel that this fox is very pitiful. He has been scheming against his younger brother and refused to relax for a moment for so many years. In this life, he only believed in this fool once, and he never expected to be defeated like this.

After Jing Zhe walked into the trap, he still didn't know it, so he hurriedly untied the hunter's rope for Ling Xu. When the rope was halfway untied, his hand suddenly stopped, and his whole body seemed to fall into an ice abyss. He looked up at Ling Xu very slowly, and gritted his teeth. Said: "You lied to me."

He let go suddenly, but the rope wrapped around his wrist like a poisonous snake, and he tore it off abruptly, and roared heart-piercingly: "Even you lied to me?"

After finishing speaking, he drew his sword and was about to kill Ling Xu.

As I said, Ling Xu is a fool, and not an ordinary fool. You must know that things in this world are like this. The more stupid, crazy, and insane, the cultivation base is surprisingly high. Probably something is missing in his mind. In this place, God let his cultivation base make up for him, even after Jing Zhe had increased his cultivation base countless times like this, he was able to draw with Ling Xu.

But Ling Xu's brain is weak after all, although his cultivation base is a bit stronger, but after Jing Zhe fought him for a while, and made a feint, he couldn't react at all, and hit his head on a rock.

Jing Zhe is so smart, he naturally knows that he can't get out, so he picks up the knife and cuts off Ling Xu's neck.

When I rescued Ling Xu, I originally wanted to thank him for his help, but his head was stuck in a rock and he couldn't get it out. To make it up to myself, I'll eat three and a half."

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I was speechless when I heard him say again: "Hey, Guanyin Bodhisattva, how much do you think it is good for me to eat? I think if I eat too much, it is easy to damage my teeth. Don't you think so?"

Will you pull|get your head out of the rock first?

Jing Zhe put all his strength on guard against me, looked at Ling Xu with a sneer, and said hoarsely: "I should have thought a long time ago that the few elixir you gave me were not for saving me at all. The gods colluded to harm me, it's really ridiculous, I trusted you once in my life, and it ended up like this."

... No, you are thinking too much, the silly elixir really kindly wants to save you.

Silly Baitian was already holding on to the big rock on his head and groping to find his big black bear, but when he heard this, he suddenly stopped, and roared in grief and anger: "Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated! You can scold me, but don't insult my elixir!"

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Then, I watched helplessly as he charged towards Jing Zhe indignantly and tragically with a big rock on his back, shouting "I'm going to kill you" all the way and ran over.

In order to prevent him from being directly killed by Jing Zhe, I hurriedly stopped him, who knew he kicked me, and cried out in pain, "I want to get justice for the elixir that he ate", and hit me with a small fist I hit it a few times, and I was reluctant to throw it back to the black fur monster.

Later, when I confronted Jingzhe, I heard Silly Baitian sobbing and saying to the black fur monster: "Da Hei Hei, it's not good for that hairless fox to dislike my elixir..."

The fur monster patted his head to comfort him: "It's okay, he's a bad fox, and bad foxes don't look good at anything."

Silly Baitian asked with tears in her eyes: "But is my elixir really bad? I practiced very hard..."

The black bear monster immediately told him very passionately: "How is it possible? Your elixir is the best. The best elixir in the world is the elixir you made. Even the elixir that Goddess Guanyin gave his apprentice to save his life is not as good as your elixir." ..."

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The two monsters on their side went to play house next to the big rock, and Jing Zhe and I confronted each other here, the contrast was also very sharp.

Jing Zhe stared at me with those cold eyes, and said with a smile: "I knew you would not let me go, why, you came so fast, has your apprentice already died?"

I have transformed a lot of monsters over the years, and I found that most of these monsters have a characteristic, that is, they like to talk to themselves, and they don’t give others a chance to talk at all. Before I could speak, he suddenly laughed: "Do you think there is any difference between finding me early and finding me late?"

The world in front of me changed drastically, and the entire valley was surrounded by darkness in an instant. The grass under my feet quickly rotted, the river stopped flowing, and the flowers withered. The originally vibrant valley became a dead place.

I know this is his long-ago dream. When I heard Hui An tell me how powerful this dream was, I thought that the white fox had the ability to turn rivers and seas. Now it seems that this is closely related to cultivation.After all, Hui An's mind is not mature enough. Although he has practiced with me for many years, the weakness in his heart has always been there, and it will be multiplied in the dream, and finally ended up being beaten to pieces.

Rather than saying that he was injured by the white fox, it is better to say that what hurt him was the shadow in his own heart, the accumulated fear and loneliness that day cut him in the most fragile dream, dripping with blood.

And the dream that the white fox wove for me was too childish compared to my strength. I wondered if he looked down on the dignified Guanyin of the South China Sea. To be honest, I didn’t even have to fight him. He was crushed.

At this time, I heard Jing Zhe sneer and say: "You think you can just crush this dream? I have weaved this dream with my life, once you crush it, I will be out of my wits. You Nanhai Guanyin has violated the precept of killing!"

The voice was as shrill as a ghost, and it came to my ears word by word: "Guanyin! Even if I die today, I will drag you to die with me!"

If he is like this, I am very worried.

Alas, speaking of it, we are not close friends. The first time we met, he pissed all over me, and the second time he met me, he acted coquettishly and forced me to death, which made me very embarrassed.

You fox, what a annoying little fox.

Let's fight well if we want to fight, can we not make it like a little daughter-in-law who cries, makes trouble and hangs herself three times?I am very wronged by you. If you touch porcelain, you can touch porcelain. Don't touch your feelings to touch porcelain. It's very unprofessional for you to touch porcelain like this.

Speaking of which, I have already made a proposal with the Buddha, saying that the dogma that the Buddha should not kill is a bit too much for the Holy Mother. Besides, according to the Six Paths of Reincarnation Theorem, after all, death is equivalent to going back to the furnace for rebirth, which is very simple, but The Buddha can't kill at any time, and walking ants can't trample to death. This is a bit hypocritical. If one day the situation is critical and you need to protect yourself, what should you do?

But let me tell you, the Buddha didn’t listen, and he also felt that there were some flaws in preaching like this, but he was so stupid that he refused to change it, such as changing it to “killing people is not a last resort unless the Buddha is not there”.

What's embarrassing is that although he firmly insisted that the dogma should not be changed, he secretly consulted with the Jade Emperor to come up with a countermeasure, which is very embarrassing.

It is said that the first time he and the Jade Emperor came up with an idea secretly, that is, once again he encountered a bad species that could not be reformed. According to the law, you can't kill, then seal it, seal it for thousands of years and run away, and waste manpower, material and financial resources...

So, he discussed with the Jade Emperor, and the prisoner was transferred to another place for custody, and the Jade Emperor beheaded him the next day, not to mention remaking him, and his soul disappeared without a shadow, which is really simple.

But now I am very embarrassed, I am trapped in Jingzhe's long-awaited dream, and I can't contact Tianting to let them kill this little bastard for me, and he touches me desperately, shouting "You can do it!" I'll kill me if I hand you", this is a dilemma.

If I killed him, the Buddha would have to exile me to the lower world for the sake of saving face. Who knows if I will meet that golden cicada and be directly nagged to death by him.

I have told the Buddha long ago that he gave me such a big hang, but every time I open the hang, I am not allowed to open it to the full, which will make my hang appear to be weak and a bit deceiving to the audience.

In the end, he still flirted with me, saying what he said, this is the real state of being able to take in and let go.Nonsence!Isn't being a god just so that when you are under the pressure of monsters, you can say that he will kill him in seconds!It seems very hypocritical to forgive others when the other party doesn't appreciate it at all!

Who knew that when I said this to him, he asked me back: Avalokitesvara, do you think it is reasonable for you to wear a skirt?

? ? ?This is simply to intensify the exploitation of labor!

Oh, forget it, I even wear skirts, what are these?

To be honest, that Jingzhe thought he was fighting me with his life, but on my side, it was better to be mourned or mourned, and I couldn't lift up my energy, so I could only sigh with Jingzhe: "Ah, to be honest, your life is with me!" , really worthless."

Jing Zhe said: "My life is worthless, but your reputation as Guanshiyin is still valuable."

Are you stupid? Do you think I'm a virgin when I wear a skirt? I can kill you and hide your body!You little broken fox, I crushed it and even lost your soul, why are you still forcing me to die?Do you deserve it?

I was thinking about how to clean up without staining my little skirt after killing him, when I heard him say: "Do you really think I would be so stupid to lose my chips for nothing? Seventeen's soul was taken by me." Trapped in this dream, if you kill me right now and break this dream, he will also follow me. This is the only friend of your apprentice for hundreds of years. No?"

As if in a desperate situation, he had already ignored everything, and his smile became more and more unrestrained, Sen Han overflowed between the lines:

"Sooner or later, he will know that Shi Qi, whom he desperately wanted to save, died not at the hands of a heinous monster like me, but at the hands of his only trusted master! He spared no effort for this friend. The six internal organs were crushed by me, but you just regarded him as an ant and crushed him!"

... It's very annoying that you touch porcelain and drag your family along.