[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Puxian had planned to change jobs. Recently, God seems to have begun to divide sects, but there is no division at the top. They just quietly watched the underground believers tossing around. After fighting a few battles and killing many people, God felt that How about cooperating with them and opening a few new departments, which will benefit everyone.

Opening a new department requires manpower, and the remuneration is very reasonable. Generally, it is reasonable to recruit new people at this time, and it will be unreasonable after a while, otherwise who will go.

The whole of Xitian is not interested in this matter, but Puxian is not good at thinking. He thinks that the treatment is very reasonable, and the holidays are given. I feel very friendly to his situation and have wanted to come for a while.

However, he has a shortcoming: he believes what others say. When I fooled Li Tianwang, I said it casually, but he took it seriously. Now I am very entangled in whether he will be castrated when he changes jobs. I don't know how to explain it to him, so I can only let him struggle.

My apprentice has been very strange recently. He carries a wooden box with him everywhere he goes, and he carries it with him like a baby. No one can touch it. Those who don’t know think it is his lifeblood.

He's probably been hit recently, and he's totally weird. It's strange to say, when he didn't have such a thing before, what I hope most is that one day, he can become what he is now: what I say he will What do you listen to? He neither quarrels with me nor quarrels with me. He is as docile as a little rabbit, obedient to orders. If I hadn't pinched myself several times in succession, I would almost suspect that I was still in a dream.

For example, I asked him to sweep the leaves, and said to him: "Hui An, the leaves of the purple bamboo forest are falling again, you..."

Before I finished speaking, he said obediently: "I will go to sweep now."

When he often got into trouble before, I always hoped that he would be obedient one day, but now that he is really obedient, I feel that something is wrong.

Does shaving your hair really make you better?

I was worried about his mental state, so I asked him: "Hui An, have you been hiding something from Master recently? Well, if you are unhappy, you can tell Master, Master understands."

As a result, he lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes fluttered, and said with a sad look: "This incident has a great impact on me, Master."

After speaking, holding his small box, he turned and left lonely.

After he left, Longnu and I looked at each other.

The dragon girl said: "I said that he shouldn't shave his hair. Look, shaving his hair is crazy."

I said: "You can't say that about your senior brother. He just has an abnormal mind recently. Please understand, who doesn't have a few abnormal brains?"

Once when I was passing through a bamboo forest, I heard a big black bear ask Hui'an, "Hui'an Walker, what's in your box?"

Hui An looked at his small black box affectionately, touched the box gently, and said softly: "This is the soul of my best friend. He lost his soul at the wedding. Lover, lost everything he wanted."

The big black bear asked blankly, "Then why are you holding him?"

He probably felt that the big black bear's brain was not working well, and he was someone he could confide his heart to, so he replied with a low smile, "I should have released his soul, reincarnated him, or put it in the container I had already found." Let him be a mortal freely, but I am not going to do it now."

The big black bear asked blankly: "And why?"

Hui An said softly: "Because he is a fool, he doesn't know what he really wants, so what can we do if we let him out? Everything he wants is still gone from him, why don't I just take care of him like this, at least He won't be as lost as before, will he?"

Big Black Bear is rather stupid. He thinks Hui An is very smart, and everything he says is right, so he nodded quickly and said, "Yes!"

After a while, he shook his head again and said, "It's not right again."

"Shouldn't he decide whether the outside world is good or not?"

This question made Hui An amused.

Hui An leaned against the tree, staring at him for a long time with those eyes as dark as the night, as if hearing something extremely funny, at the end, said: "You are so cute."

For a bear, if someone in the world praises him for being cute, he doesn't remember anything.

The only doubt that the big black bear had was completely dispelled by that cute sentence, and he ran to the lotus pond to look in the mirror without looking back.

At this moment, Long Nu came over and asked me, "Master, what are you thinking about?"

I said to her, "I wonder if I'm in heaven."

I pointed at Hui An: "He is so cute now. He has never been so cute since he was a child. It would be great if he could keep being so cute."

Longnu said blankly: "But if you are happy, why do you still have a sad face?"

I said, "Because I know that a god like me will not be able to enter heaven in his life."

Specifically, something like our made-up heaven is actually a little bit worse than hell.

If even someone like me could enter, wouldn't the six realms of reincarnation be messed up.

I said to Long Nu: "Your senior brother is probably a fake."

Dragon Girl:? ? ?

The dragon girl was shocked: "Master, you can't always plant others in a bad mood, it's a lie!"

I firmly said: "He is a fake."

After finishing speaking, he added angrily: "It's definitely fake."

"He's not fake, I'm just crazy."

I said to Longnu with reason and evidence: "Hui An is a disciple I brought up personally. How can I not know what he looks like? If he can listen to me one day and be filial to me, treat me well and take care of me, he will Coaxing Big Black Bear to coax you, that is definitely an imposter!"

Dragon Girl: "...I think Master, you have been under too much pressure recently, with so many things pressing on you, it is really hard work, you should relax."

I reasoned with Long Nu confidently: "Look at him now! Not only does he respect teachers, he also respects the old and loves the young. What do you mean he is not crazy! When I suggested him to wear a flowered robe to go out today, he No words to mock me! Is this the state that a normal person should have!"

Dragon Girl: "..."

In order to prove my theory to her, I specially called Hui An over: "Apprentice, come here."

Hui An put down the broom in his hand, walked up to me docilely, and asked obediently, "Does Master have any orders?"

I stretched out my hand arrogantly: "Go, change the water in the lotus pond, and pour me a cup of tea."

Hui An said, "I obey."

At first, Longnu insisted that I take a good rest, but after Hui An turned around to change the water in the lotus pond, she grabbed my sleeve in horror, held my sleeve in her arms in fear, and whispered: "Master, I Fear."

At this time, Hui An probably suddenly remembered something, and turned to me and asked, "Would the tea be hot or cold?"

A pair of bright black eyes are like a pool of clear water, with a little bewilderment, but also a little caring.

Dragon Girl gasped: "It's fake, it's definitely fake. It's too hateful, it should be killed."

After a while, she stared at the back of the fake Hui An, and said bitterly: "Although this brother is a fake, I still want to marry him now."

……

About two or three days passed like this, and one day, Hui An's treasure box suddenly disappeared.

He was completely panicked, so he almost turned the whole South China Sea upside down. None of us knew where he went. We all sat by and watched him search, and no one helped.

Not long after he lost it, suddenly a black-clothed boy came to Nanhai, with a murderous look on his face, a murderous look in his scary black eyes, and an aura of vengeance pervading his whole body, he didn't go at Hui An who was looking for the box upside down , rushed towards me, and said angrily: "Greatly Merciful and Compassionate Guanyin of the South China Sea!"

I was taken aback, he was obviously a mortal, and he didn't know how he came to the South China Sea. Behind him was a small stone timidly holding his head, and the two of them almost beat him.

Long Nu said blankly: "I think this person looks familiar, but I have never seen him before."

I said firmly: "This is your genuine senior brother. You can see his frightening eyes, his expression of gnashing his teeth, and the fact that he looked at my face with the look of an enemy when he came up. He is undoubtedly the enemy of my life."

The boy in black came over, stared at me indifferently for a long while with a mocking face and said, "Do you know who I am?"

I ate melon seeds and said, "My apprentice."

The boy in black: "..."

He was about to pour out his anger on me, but he suddenly became dumb and said, "You..."

Red Boy ate melon seeds next to him, and said, "Actually, we already knew about it, but we don't really want you back."

I said: "Look at that counterfeit, he has paid all the work in Nanhai, and recently arranged for him to renovate the house. Can you come back later? Oh, you know, the few houses on my side cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. It has not been painted for a year, and it is easy to become a dangerous building."

The boy in black: "..."

He looked at me with a face that didn't know whether to cry or laugh, whether it was joy or bitterness, and finally shook his head and turned away.

I quickly asked him, "Where are you going?"

The black-clothed boy suddenly turned his head, and smiled brightly: "The question I want has been answered."

"It seems that I guessed correctly. I am indeed unique with Master."

"The questions I want have been answered, and it's time for me to do what I'm supposed to do."

He raised his head to look at the calm and waveless surface of the South China Sea, and then looked far away at the Western Paradise of Paradise: "I have changed into a new body and got rid of everything that weighs on me. Maybe this world should change."

After all, I jumped towards the sea, jumped into the boundless sea, leaving a lonely and lonely back...

After three seconds of silence between Longnu and I, a spirit jumped up and rushed into the water to pick him up.

The young man who was full of ambition just now coughed a few times like a dog in the water, and said in embarrassment: "I forgot that I didn't cultivate. It's okay, there will be in the future."

I:"……"

I didn't keep him anymore, and let him change the world with great ambition and pride.

I took a look every half an hour to see if he had tormented himself to death, and found out if he hadn't, and watched the fake Hui'an build a house with peace of mind. I thought his house was well built, and I could find a job building a house in Xitian.

The dragon girl reminded me that his methods are really dishonest, killing people to silence them, and taking the opportunity to gain power, it is disgusting.

I reminded her: He has come to be a fairy, where do you want him to be?

Some stories start with the opening of the dark curtain, and finally end with the distant light, justice is done, evil is punished, and everything is reunited, but I think my story is different.

In the past, I would occasionally burst out with enthusiasm, and go out to save the world along with the wave of preaching teachings. Now I think about it, if someone said that to me, I would probably slap him to death.

Or, I would kindly advise him:

Why don't you write a story about saving the world with Dalu and experience it first?

Maybe you will find this interesting.

At the end of the play, I promise he will make it clear to you: after all the hardships and trials, you really managed to save the world and get everything you wanted.

That's not bad.

Since then, no one has asked me to save the world.

And, after a long, long time, Li Jing suddenly discovered that he really liked his fake son.

After so many years of hardships and twists and turns, he finally enjoyed family happiness, and now their family is reunited with harmony and beauty, which is simply a model of family harmony in heaven.

For the sake of our acquaintance for many years, I kindly did not tell him the truth.

It's probably the best thing I've ever done.

The author has something to say:

I said the first two chapters were the finale.

I lied to you.

This is the finale.

A good author is to have twists and turns!

【Escape from the pot】