[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I watched Hui An sitting on the ground, hugging his broom with compassion, looking extremely distressed, waiting for me to speak.

He saw that Sun Wukong had benefited from his smacking, so he immediately came to do it himself. Why is the apprentice I taught so embarrassing? Oh, it's a sin!

I asked, "Cultivation in the Western Paradise is hard?"

When Hui An heard me talking, she was still a little afraid of me subconsciously, so she encouraged herself, emboldened her courage, and said cheekily: "Bitter!"

I was in front of so many people, and I couldn't beat the child in public. It seemed that I am imposing Guanyin has no quality, so I could only pretend to be okay, and looked at Tang Seng with a smile: "What a coincidence, elder, my apprentice is now following me!" You are a burden-bearer, let's go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with you."

That Hui An was sitting on the ground, hugging his broom. After being startled for a while, he got up in a jerk, and suddenly showed the immortal demeanor that a great disciple of Guanyin of the South China Sea should have, and said peacefully: "Disciple After thinking about it, it is better to go back to the South China Sea with Master."

I sneered: "What's the matter, don't you dislike the hardship of practicing in the Western Paradise?"

Hui An's face was righteous and awe-inspiring: "It's not bitter, it's not bitter, and doing things with the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, even if it's hard, I'm willing."

I asked again: "Oh? Don't you envy that Monkey King can overcome nine nine 81 difficulties and beat nine nine 81 monsters?"

Hui An's face was determined: "I am willing to follow Master, and I will never return to the vulgar in this life."

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Just then, I grabbed him by the collar, dragged him up the cloud, and brought him back to the South China Sea.

After we returned to South China Sea, I thought about how to educate this guy, but I never expected that guy to sit under my lotus table and look at me after returning to South China Sea. Let's talk, let's make eye contact" and looked at me.

I have always wanted to talk to him about this unilateral misunderstanding, but just like when I was thinking about telling him that I was actually a man, I had to find a suitable time to talk to him, and then I was not ready to talk to him about this issue, so I had to stop training him.

And I think Hui An and I will develop a tacit understanding with Buddha one day. For example, whenever something bad happens, even if no one reveals it, I will know that he did it.Not to mention that he opened his mouth, I knew he was going to yawn or talk, and I knew what was going on in his mind when he sat there without moving. Sometimes I even saw the golden body made for him in the world on the road, and I knew it all. What was the golden body thinking.

I think that when my apprentice grows up, one day he can be understood as the painstaking efforts of the teacher.

After I returned to South China Sea, after a few days of peaceful life, there was no peace again.

It is said that Tang Huang is a real dragon in the world, the lord of a country and the king of ten thousand people. Since he is the emperor, since he wants to see that fairy, as long as he finds the right way to dream, no matter if it is the Jade Emperor Tathagata or me, he will be able to See you.But the problem is that no one else has seen his real body, he has only seen me. These days, he came to me when he was dreaming day and night, and it annoyed me to death.

"Miss Guanyin, my imperial brother is weak, how will he be on the way to learn scriptures in the Western Paradise?"

Well, well, he is good anywhere, riding a dragon, and following Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.

"Empress Guanyin, if my younger brother doesn't have enough to eat, doesn't wear warm clothes, and encounters monsters on the way to learn scriptures, what should I do?"

...Where are you so much shit!There is no smooth sailing on the way to learn from the scriptures!

"Goddess Guanyin, I burned countless incense for you yesterday, you must remember to bless him!"

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"Avalokitesvara..."

Okay, stop barking, I get a headache when I hear it!

"Miss Guanyin, I built a temple for you in Datang again. You remember that you often come to Datang to play. We have a lot of delicious food in Datang, and there are also many interesting things. There are also all kinds of rare treasures. Do you think You can take anything you want..."

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I used to think that Emperor Tang was quite stingy, but looking at it now, he is not so stingy.

In this way, he will not bother me anymore, right?After all, he had finished all he could say, and it was his fault that he came to look for the gods again.Immortals are not his subjects. If the emperor is not exhausted and is a wise king in the world, he can ask the immortals for help when he is in danger, but if he bothers the immortals every day, he is ignorant.

Sure enough, I was quiet for two days after that, but within two days, the soul of Tang Taizong rushed to the South China Sea again in a dream, tugging on my sleeve and asking anxiously:

"Empress Guanyin, my queen and concubine are arguing, who do you think I'm helping!"

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"Avalokitesvara? Oh, I'm really worried, Avalokitesvara. Why are you ignoring me again? Don't you gods know everything..."

When he talked about it, he was really worse than his younger brother. As expected, he had a relationship with his brother, and his words were generally annoying.

I silently blocked the rule that Emperor Tang could come to me, and kicked his soul back to Dongtu Tang.

If you want to find it, go to Tathagata, after all, he sets the rules, no matter how I look at it, he is more free than me.

I just drove away the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and there was another sound from the lotus pond, thinking that something happened in the heavenly court.

I only heard someone shouting from the Nantian Gate: "Miss Guanyin, it's not good, it's not good, the master who troubled the Heavenly Palace is here again!"

"Goddess Guanyin, didn't you borrow the four-valued meritorious service and six Ding Liujia to let him protect the Tang monk to learn from the scriptures!"

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One of the splashing monkeys failed to watch, and ran to the court to toss again.

Before I could take care of it, I heard the voice from another lotus in the lotus pond. It was my little fairy who was guarding the temple in the lower realm. The Guanyin Temple next to Heifeng Mountain is on fire!"

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I always feel that these two things happened at the same time, it doesn't seem like it has nothing to do with me.

Sure enough, after a while, my apprentice came back again, and looked at me with the eyes of "Master, you know already".

……I have no idea!I do not want to know!

Hui An was trained by the Tathagata about once, so he stopped making eye contact with me, and said to me: "Master, I know you already know that, on the Monkey King's road, I met a Guanyin Temple to stay overnight, and I felt itchy to take the cassock. To show off to the owner, but the owner became greedy and set fire to his master and apprentice to take the cassock. Who knew that Poor Monkey would be reconciled when he saw that others were going to burn him to death. Not only did he not put out the fire, he went south Tianmen borrowed a fire-proof cover to cover their own master, and a gust of wind blew in, making the fire bigger and bigger, burning down the entire Buddhist monastery!"

... This monkey has too much karma.

It stands to reason that since what he burned was my Buddhist monastery, I couldn't ignore it. However, the abbot who offered to me was greedy for money. He was a thief who wanted to kill people and seize treasures. I protect my shortcomings and don't distinguish between right and wrong, but if all these people were burned alive in my courtyard, not only did I, Avalokitesvara, not save people, but killed so many resentful spirits, how can I manage them in the future?

After these people died, they all came to our South China Sea to make trouble, saying that they served Guanyin wholeheartedly, but because they met a greedy courtyard master, they all died miserably, saying that I, Guanyin, was cruel and merciless, wouldn't it be the injustice of several lifetimes.

I could only quickly tell the little fairy that no matter how big the fire is, it must be guaranteed not to burn anyone to death.

Thinking about it, I have tens of millions of believers in the world, how many temples, how can I take care of them one by one, it's a sin.

I said to Hui An: "In the future, you will achieve a positive result in your cultivation, you will become a Buddha, and you will have your own temple in the world, but you must manage it properly, and don't let such a thing happen."

Hui An said: "What kind of temple do I want, I will just add a seat next to Master's altar in the future, and I will guard the Guanyin Temple every day in the future to avoid accidents."

He said it lightly, how could it be so easy.Just like a mortal child, no matter how attached he is to his parents when he grows up, he still has to start a family and start a business by himself. Unless his child is ineffective and can't be sealed as a Buddha for the rest of his life, he will just stay at home and eat leftovers and burn other people's leftover incense Grab some.

No matter how incompetent my disciple of Avalokitesvara is, he will never starve to death.

I thought about it, maybe Sun Wukong burned down other people's temples, and it was considered enough trouble, I packed up, maybe I went on the road, and I could probably calm down for a few days.

However, in the morning, Sun Wukong roared suddenly from the purple bamboo grove: "Guanyin, you are hurting me again! My master met your Buddhist monastery on the road, and you were incensed by the world, and you let that black bear goblin sit next to the Guanyin temple." Wait, it's all over now, he took my master's cassock, you give me back the cassock!"

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You try to say it again?

Didn't you blow the fire?Didn't the old abbot take the cassock?What happened to the black bear spirit?

Are you a monkey born to cause trouble? How can you cause trouble like this?It's really a small scourge born of a big scourge. A small scourge can give birth to a litter of scourges.

I was distracted to look at the past, and found that the monkey ignited the fire and provoked the nearby monsters. The monsters saw the cassock glowing in the fire, so they went along with it.

For such a thing, he actually came to settle accounts with me. He really learned how to be smart. If you can't beat the monsters, you know how to trick me!

You clearly know that the black fur monster stole the cassock, but it's not because you fueled the fire, and you fueled the fire to torture, and caused other disasters instead. Could it be that the fire was caused by me blowing away!

In fact, you just want to come to my South China Sea to make trouble, right?

Seeing that I didn't lose my temper with him, the monkey became even more presumptuous, no longer caring about his superiority, and simply fell in love with me.

He jumped straight onto my lotus platform, stretched out his hand, looked like a rascal, and said cheekily: "You must have ordered the black fur monster to steal it, you give me back my cassock, give me back."

... Your master's cassock was originally given to him by me!

I looked at Sun Wukong's outstretched palm, wishing to chop off his hand.

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