[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Due to the excessive publicity of the Buddhist Propaganda Committee, the whole world believes that Xitian Paradise is an extremely holy and pure land of Paradise.

Alas, as I said long ago, excessive publicity is not a good thing. You missionaries have made us look like an enthusiastic MLM organization. How can you embarrass the procrastination inside.

As a Buddha, one lives in a place where the flowers bloom every day and the fruits are ripe every day, and there is nothing to look forward to. Naturally, everyone has no sense of time. For example, someone said: Let's save the world!

Some people will say: "Okay, no problem, we will clean up and go in 100 years."

Other things tend to become fine if they live for a long time; Buddhas tend to become dull if they live for a long time.

I, Nanhai Putuo Luojia Mountain Great Compassionate and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara, of course, I am a fake South China Sea Putuo Luojia Mountain Great Compassionate and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara.

I have traveled through the past.

Because I have lived for too long, I have completely forgotten the past and the past. I don’t remember what my previous name was or why I died. Buddha, mourning and becoming a Buddha, but this is a later story. At the beginning, it was not like this.

As a time-traveling Bodhisattva, after I enjoyed all kinds of high-energy buffs that the Buddha added to me, I finally understood a truth: the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. No one will let you be so capable for nothing. The big skill is to let you work willingly without receiving wages.

Of course, I am not without salary, I still have a lot of incense money, but as a character who is exhausted to death every day, but can’t really be exhausted, I finally understand: Knowing the past and the future, thousands of incarnations, Everywhere, this is not a good setting, and no amount of money can make up for the damage I have suffered mentally.

I don't want to know what the ugly uncle who came to burn incense today did with his little wife yesterday!The eyes are going to be blind, okay?

For the first few days, I was completely unable to cope with the dire situation.

Because although I have tens of millions of incarnations, I only have one brain, but at the same time, due to the setting problem, I need to know the past, future, north, south and world at the same time. To be honest, at the beginning, I doubted my brain at any time. will explode.

But unfortunately, I am a Bodhisattva, so this question is negative: no, even if more things are stuffed.

After I finally dealt with this terrible setting, I got used to it all, got used to my immortal body, got used to the huge amount of information every day, and got used to the spoiled life, the Buddha suddenly said to me : "The monkey that was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace was crushed by me under the Five Elements Mountain."

Everyone said, "We all know that."

The Buddha said again: "I don't think he can be locked up forever, or let's put him down after 500 years."

What? ? ? ? ? ! ! !

Although the Buddha left many incomparably classic scriptures handed down in the world, he does not always talk like chanting scriptures.After all, people who make speeches are like that. At the speeches, they pretend to be aggressive, memorize the manuscript, and usually talk and talk heart-to-heart, which is still very peaceful.

This was actually none of my business at first, but when he suddenly looked at me, I knew there was something wrong.

He said, "From today onwards, he will be handed over to you, Venerable Guanyin."

If I say that the thousands of years since I became Avalokitesvara have been a calm pool of stagnant water, Sun Wukong is that terrible shit-stirring stick that came out of nowhere. As a Bodhisattva who can know the past and the future, I have no way of knowing What is Sun Wukong thinking and what is he going to do next? This rock-headed guy beat the 33-day stick all over again, disturbing the Jade Emperor Lingxiao Palace. Even I have no idea what he is going to do.

In my predestined life, which has been completely spoiled by superpowers, one day, a terrible variable suddenly appeared.

And this variable seems to have been created specifically to cause trouble for me.

So, things in the world are roughly like this, the more common they are, the more often they are worthless, such as trees, flowers, rabbits, birds, and even people, all of them often become essences, but because these things are too easy to become essences Well, even if it becomes a spirit, it can't do anything famous, but things like stones that have never become a spirit in history, once they become a spirit, they will immediately disturb the six worlds of Kyushu.

So much so that after he was born, I often wondered, if one day the shit became a ghost, would it make a bigger commotion than him.

For this reason, I even proposed to the Six Realms Management Committee to ask the committee to treat shit well, and not let them accidentally become fine, which will have a bad influence.

I don’t mean to be blasphemous when I say this, because in the eyes of my Buddha, there is no difference between all living beings in the world. Dog shit and gold are the same thing, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior. This is the realm of Buddha.

As for why I have to sit on a lotus flower instead of dog shit, I have been confused about this question for a long time, and finally figured out the answer: it is because all these are indistinguishable in the eyes of those who have enough cultivation, but to those who are not enough. Human eyes are very different, so for the sake of compassion and for all beings to better understand my Buddha's thoughts, we choose fixed objects in the eyes of the world to define our behavior.

However, this kind of profound and subtle thought did not make my proposal of "treating shit kindly" approved. The only reaction my colleagues gave to this was: Since you have so much time, Avalokitesvara, why don't you hand it over to that brat Monkey King? Here you go.

In this regard, of course I refuse.

I'm a straightforward person and don't like to beat around the bush, so I said firmly: no.

Sun Wukong is not only a shit stirrer, but also the biggest shit stirrer I have ever seen in the world. No one who has been disturbed by him has a good end.

At this time, the compassionate Buddha spoke.

He said, "According to you, there is no difference between shit and gold."

I said, "That's right, but what I'm talking about is the mysterious inner nature, but there are still differences in the specific forms of things."

The Buddha said again: "That is to say, the essence of all these is the same."

I have to admit that he summed it up very well, but we are in a meeting now, not preaching, and he suddenly brought the topic to this ultimate theorem, which made me a little flustered.

In the end, he came to a conclusion: "That is to say, there is essentially no difference between letting Monkey King manage you and not letting Monkey King manage you."

I:"……"

I really want to refute, you can't use this method to force me to do this, because everyone knows that Monkey King is a nightmare in the Three Realms, and everyone is living a good life. Disrupted, it's a hassle.

This guy has been kicked by various departments in the Eastern and Western worlds. He has been kicked and kicked between various departments for hundreds of years. The last one accidentally bumped into the door of my Avalokitesvara.Unfortunately, I was born here, when the door was not opened well, just when the ball came, I accidentally opened the door a crack.

Ugh, why on earth did I have to bring up that shit-related proposal?Well now, it's all on me.

When the Buddha speaks, I can give my opinion, but I can't refute it, because he is my boss and he pays me a salary.

So, I can only say nothing.

Finally, as if to comfort me, the Buddha said, "Your suggestion about shit is very interesting, we will think about it carefully."

Actually, that's not what I wanted to say at first.

What I want to say is, whether it is Xitian Bliss or 33 days, everyone is actually a piece of shit, but since everyone is used to it being a piece of shit, no one thinks there is something wrong, but some Then one day, Monkey King came to the sky with a golden cudgel, smashed all the Yuyu Qionglou, and overturned the fairyland and peach forest. Only then did everyone realize that behind the cloud, the sky and the earth are no different.

But the problem is, everyone thinks it's very different.

When everyone finds out that there is no difference, it becomes a big problem.

The brocade clothes and jade ruyis; the Taolin Yaochi, the golden throne; the nectar in the queen mother's bottle, the endless days in the 33 days...the beauty in the eyes of mortals is overwhelming, the endless beauty and peace.

That cloud and mud.

This troublesome guy insists on tearing up the splendid clothes, smashing the gold and jade bowls, throwing them into the dust, stirring them up, and putting them in front of everyone to see what is behind the gorgeous clothes, beautiful girls, and elixir thing.

What kind of ending will the peace and longevity that those people pray for in the world will bring.

This person, no, this monkey, and no, this stone, represented far more trouble than I could have imagined.

When things came to this, I had no chance to refuse, so I could only ask the last question: "The mess in various departments, if Sun Wukong digs it out and stirs it up again, what should we do?"

Have I already said that expanding publicity is not a bad thing, the problem is that some things that do not match the promotional film will inevitably appear during the publicity process, which requires internal staff to deal with.

The Buddha said to me: "Find the problem and solve it."

At that moment I understood.

If Sun Wukong accidentally opened the black holes behind these beautiful scenery, I have to make up for him, and then sew a beautiful blueprint.

Isn't this at all that Monkey King kept the Buddhist scriptures to learn from them?

This, this, this is where I go to learn from the scriptures!

The commands given to me by the Buddha are very mysterious. If I translate them in human terms, there are probably three.

First of all, I want to design the 81 difficulties for them to learn the scriptures. You must know that our Buddhist Propaganda Committee is very cold. Although we hope to expand the total number of believers, we can’t want all kinds of people. .

But this 81 can't be designed too outrageously, because if we don't have any believers in the end, then everyone will be done, and we shouldn't spend manpower and material resources on publicity.

Secondly, in fact, he has already pre-determined the one who takes away the scriptures. Although he didn’t say it directly, I’m not stupid, and of course I know it. It's too easy for people to get dead halfway, and this is also my fault.

Well, I know Buddha is a very good Buddha, he is probably the best Buddha in the world, but this world is like this, there is no perfect person or thing, even the Buddha is the same, that's what makes me a little Little dissatisfaction.

Since then, I have been caught in a dilemma: I can neither only do what the Buddha asked me to do, nor can I not do what the Buddha didn't ask me to do. I only have a small gray area where I can move.

Then there is only one way left for me to go.

I designed an impossible path for him to learn from, and then I went to open it for him in person.

So, in order to express my Buddha's sincerity, I said to the monkey: "No matter what happens in the future, come to me, I will protect you."

I thought it would be perfect enough.

But what I didn't expect was...

The damn Sun Wukong really did whatever he wanted, beating whoever he saw, and finally came to my door with an innocent face.

At that moment, I sadly told him the truth: "Sun Wukong, you are really the biggest shit-stirring stick I have seen in 5000 years."