Little milk meow conquers the entire entertainment circle [Rebirth]

The sports segment of the pet competition is mainly divided into three items.

The first is running, the second is jumping, and the third is going through obstacles.

In the running session, Yemaozi lazily took an elegant catwalk, but in the end it won with an absolute advantage that was even strange to itself.

In the second round of the jumping competition, more than a dozen other feces shovelers participating in the competition held various cat teasing sticks and tried to shake the colorful feathers on them, trying to make the cats jump higher.

As a result, many cat owners squatted in place, just straightened their upper body and touched it with their paws, waiting wisely for the owner to lower the cat teaser.Even if there are one or two take-offs, the range is not very large.

On Yemaozi's side, it lay lazily among the soft cushions, while Ye Mo concentrated on the live broadcast beside him.Occasionally, the cat yawns and moves its paws, and there are a lot of girls shouting cute on the screen.

'Maozi Ye is so cute, whoever said I was too angry, I must scratch him to death! '

'Just now they said that cats are not a rare race, but I think leaf cats are better-looking than cats in those seasons, these small blue eyes look like me! '

'Wait isn't this a game?Doesn't Ye Maozi jump up? '

'Go back to the front, look at our cat, who is lazy and fat (anyway, the cat can't understand and just say it), how can it jump'

Ye Mo thought it was interesting, and moved the screen to Qiu Nan for him to see.

The cat tilted its head, its blue eyes flew away with the bullet screen, and gently shook its cute head, as if it could really understand.

The person who sent the barrage was nervous for a while, and curled up in front of the screen to hypnotize himself, pretending that Maozi Ye didn't notice him.

After watching the barrage, Ye Maozi stood up slowly, and stretched out his small white paws to 'Bada' to press the camera. The red pads made the crazy cat suckers anemic for a while.

Baby Ye, who was squatting by the side watching other kittens playing with cat teasers, saw his own cat get up, and immediately ran over to Maozi Ye and stretched out his hands, saying happily, "Hug, cat!"

Mixed with all kinds of eager and even reprimanding urgings, the soft voice of the little boy was like a clear stream, which made people look over involuntarily.

Ye Baobao stood on the high cat table in the pet shop just now for the convenience of seeing other kittens, and now the distance between his outstretched arms is even higher than Ye Mo.

The white cat raised its head, and the orange hair on top of its head was very eye-catching.It blinked its lake-blue eyes, took two steps back as if resigned to its fate, and then jumped into the boy's arms with a run-up. The series of movements were done in one go, very coherent.

The other shit-shoveling officials on the field were dumbfounded, convinced by the loss, they all came to ask Ye Mo for advice, asking him how to train cats at home.

"I haven't trained much, the main reason is that my cat dislikes me very much." Ye Mo replied helplessly.

His cat will roll its eyes, stare at him with garbage eyes, and even give it the middle finger.Ye Mo knew a long time ago that Maozi Ye wouldn't take part in the competition seriously if he was talking by himself, so he didn't work in vain from the beginning.

"If I give it a cat teasing stick, the cat will bite me." Dao Ye said bitterly.

However, his complaints are extremely joyful to the masses.

Brainstorming the scene where the big devil Ye was disgusted by the cat, scratching with his paws or even biting with his teeth, everyone liked this cute little cat even more.

Everyone in the barrage licked enough cats, and suddenly someone raised an overlooked point——

'Do you guys think that Maozi Ye is very similar to Qiu Nan in terms of despising Ye Mo? '

'Aww, Qiu Nan, my male god!Speaking of which, he said yesterday that he lost his cat, and some people suspected it was Maozi Ye'

'Pets follow their owners, and their personalities may be similar.Maybe Dao Ye stole Qiu Nan's cat, that's why he was so disgusted by the cat."

'Ye Dao, you have a choice now, be a good person! '

"Give the cat back, Dao Ye, it's really not possible, at least let Maozi Ye meet his own father!" '

Due to a total of three competitions, Ye Maozi has won two championships, and will win the remaining one without a competition.Ye Mo had just received a year's supply of high-end cat food and canned food from the shopkeeper, as well as various cat toys. When he came back happily, he was very confused when he saw the remarks on the screen.

Why did he become a cat thief in a few minutes?

"What are you thinking? I raised this cat since I was a child, how could it belong to Qiu Nan?"

"From a thief, Qiu Nan is so pitiful..."

"No wonder I was looking for a cat in the south, the newborn kitten was lost"

"Director Ye, surrender yourself, your sentence can be commuted"

"I..." There are really [-] mmp sentences.Ye Mo had no choice but to tell them that the cat was Qiu Nan, so he had no choice but to act as if he hadn't seen anything, and concentrate on the live broadcast of the match.

Although the result has already been decided, but the shop owner did not want to waste the track carefully arranged, so everyone decided to have another friendly match.

The last item is an obstacle course, which compares the cat's ability to resist temptation.

On both sides of the curved track, there are all kinds of cat food, toys, canned fish and other snacks that cats like. Only when they pass through the pile of snacks without distraction can they reach the final destination.

But in fact, because the snacks sold in the pet shop are too delicious, many cats are defeated in the first level of dried fish. They only know how to eat fish regardless of their care, and completely ignore the call of the excrement shovel officer.

Ye Maozi looked at the cats gathered together, viciously grabbing food, and didn't want to get along with them.In addition, it is very full in the morning, so it has no interest in eating another meal to satisfy its hunger.

Ye Maozi passed all kinds of snacks and toys sleepily, only stopping in front of catnip.Thinking of the ugliness he would show after he smoked catnip, the heavy idol aura on his body made him withdraw from the catwalk, slid his head into the open cat cage at the end, curled up his body and began to close his eyes.

Since then, all three competitions have come to an end, and Ye Maozi won the No.1 without any dispute by virtue of his luck of stepping on cat shit and his almost non-existent strength.

The shop owner randomly interviewed Ye Mo, "Director Ye, how do you feel about Maozi getting the first place?"

"It should be, my son has always been so good!" Ye Mo didn't feel guilty at all, and boasted that Ye Maozi's victory was attributed to his good teaching, "However, I'm also curious why Ye Maozi doesn't eat those snacks? "

"Aww!" Ye Maozi yelled.

Because I was full in the morning, I haven't digested it yet.

Moreover, cats also have idol baggage.

"Probably because I fed too much in the morning." Ye Mo said very self-aware.

"Okay, thank you very much Director Ye for participating in our store's competition. After that, we will send the cat climbing frame, cat teasing sticks, and snacks and dried fish to your home."

Yemaozi in the cage opened his eyes wide and opened his mouth to scream, "Meow."

"It also needs catnip." Ye Mo translated for the kitten.In fact, the catwalk he paused in front of the catnip just now was so obvious that even the girl watching the live broadcast couldn't help feeling distressed.

"No problem, I will definitely give it to you all." The shop owner finished speaking simply and generously, before changing the subject, "However, can I ask a question for the fans?"

"Huh?" Ye Mo looked at him suspiciously.

The shopkeeper shook the phone in his hand, "I was watching the live broadcast just now, Ye Maozi is so cute."

"Okay..." Ye Mo nodded, rubbed Ye Baobao who was playing with cat toys next to him and asked, "Say."

"Director Ye, when will you return the cat to Qiu Nan?"

When Ye Baobao heard Qiu Nan's name, he immediately reacted, jumping happily and saying, "Dad, the cat is my brother!"

"Brother is..." The shopkeeper lowered his body and asked suspiciously the little cutie who was changing her teeth and her mouth was leaking.

"My brother is Qiu Nan, and the cat is my brother!" Ye Baobao pointed to the cat cage, jumped twice, remembered something, frowned and said, "Dad stole my brother..."

He was complaining about Ye Mo not letting him sleep with the cat at night.But fans really couldn't think of the fantasy possibility of "Qiu Nan is a cat", and spontaneously interpreted it as "the cat belongs to my brother, and my father stole my brother's cat." '.

Therefore, Ye Dao's cat-stealing incident not only has physical evidence, but also personal evidence.

"Director Ye, I know you have a good relationship with Qiu Nan..." the owner said earnestly.

The crowd immediately retorted: No, no, I, Nanchao, despise Dao Ye!

The shopkeeper pretended not to see it, and continued, "But you must have principles in life. No matter what, you can't take other people's cats for yourself."

Ye Mo: ...

It's really a strange injustice through the ages.

"Surrender yourself, Qiu Nan will punish you lightly." The shopkeeper paused, and then said, "Even if you don't want to return it, you should let them meet each other!"

"I'm leaving, goodbye." Ye Mo turned around, his face full of gloom.

"Aww." Qiu Nan called out indifferently, calling him what he deserved.

On the way back, Ye Mo ended the live broadcast, but the cat-stealing incident did not end, and he became popular with Qiu Nan's meme about finding a cat.

When Ye Mo returned home after sending Baby Ye to school, the Weibo he posted earlier had been retweeted hundreds of thousands of times, and the crowd appealed with sincerity to let Qiu Nan and the cat meet and become a loving and righteous master and servant. .

"There is still love and righteousness, what kind of messed up stories did they make up?" Ye Mo sighed helplessly, released the cat from the cage, and watched him transform into a handsome and beautiful boy, "What do you think?"

Qiu Nan casually picked up a Ye Mo shirt and put it on his body, without pants, huddled on the sofa with his bare legs, and yawned lazily, "What's none of my business?"

"Isn't it because you were looking for a cat that you caused so many troubles?" Ye Mo sat a little far away from him, trying to control himself and not accept all kinds of temptations from the enemy. manage?"

"Let the cat see me, and then I will explain, everyone is happy." Qiu Nan said something casually, not taking it seriously at all.

"How did the cat see you? You guys..." Ye Mo was about to say something when he suddenly got stuck, remembering the first time when he found out that Qiu Nan was wrong.

"There is also Miao Mi, just looking at the appearance, it looks quite similar." Qiu Nan frowned slightly, thinking of Miao Mi's strange cry, "However, we can't make it cry."

Otherwise, as soon as that thing opens its mouth, it will completely destroy its own image.

Ye Mo recalled the fear of being dominated by Yingying, and felt a little headache, "Have you muted Miao Midu?"

"Hey! What did I do wrong!"