the emperor's man catches ghosts

Yun Yu grew up studying the Four Books and Five Classics since she was a child. Her mind is full of classics, and what she thinks of is the righteousness of the community. How has she ever gotten involved in these matters of love between men and women?

After I belonged to Xiao Changli, I didn't even think about these things.

Looking at this very low-key brochure that could almost pretend to be an orthodox book, Yun Yu felt Liu Yuan's good intentions.

His father, queen mother and queen have both passed away, and he is lacking in this aspect. If there is no enlightenment and guidance, he will be so smeared and ignorant of world affairs, causing jokes.

He is absolutely unwilling to ask a maid to learn from him, but if it is with him, this booklet will not match...

Yun Yu's face became hot, and she felt that this thought was shameless, that she could think of such a nasty thing.

He shook his head and paced back and forth in the hall, trying to get those things out of his mind, but the more he thought about it, the more confused he became, and the more confused he became, the more curious he became.

Whether two people are male or female, they should be pretty much the same, right?

Take a look, it's okay...

He walked back, looked at the booklet and struggled for a while, finally picked it up and flipped through the pages.

This booklet is very interesting and detailed in its illustrations. It describes in detail the beginning and end of the book. The brushwork is also excellent.

Yun Yu looked at it and found it familiar. Turning to the last page, she saw that the painter was signed by a famous calligrapher and painter in this dynasty. The paintings are hard to come by. Presumably this erotic book is the only one in the world.

Yun Yu was a little dazed, he really couldn't imagine how a pair of hands depicting beautiful landscapes could draw the love between men and women.

What he didn't even expect was that he would be bumped into by someone when he was secretly looking at the erotic palace.

"Hey, why are you so serious..."

Guangxiu's voice suddenly sounded, Yun Yu was almost scared out of her wits, and subconsciously threw the book in her hand, but it happened to be thrown into Guangxiu's arms.

"You don't have to be so excited to see me." Guangxiu smiled, picked up the book and looked at it, and then exclaimed, followed by a long ending, "Yo..."

Yun Yu wished he could get into the ground, and after seeing Guangxiu's swollen belly, he no longer cared about the embarrassment, and said in surprise: "Really, your belly..."

Guangxiu looked at it with great enthusiasm: "This painting is really powerful, it can be played in the water, and this, look at this pose hahahaha..."

Seeing that he was not shy about it, Yun Yu coughed in embarrassment, impatiently curious, walked over and touched his stomach, it was hard, and there was a faint warmth coming from it.

"Really, I haven't seen you for a few days, how did you get pregnant?" He thought it would be Wei Yi, but he didn't expect Guangxiu to be pregnant by himself, "Could this be the spiritual fetus in that stone egg?"

He was about to withdraw his hand, but Guangxiu grabbed his hand and pressed it on his belly, said with a smile on his face, "It's okay, touch it more, let my son get some dragon spirit."

Yun Yu thought it was funny, and was a little curious, so she touched it carefully again: "Really, this child...how did you conceive?"

Guangxiu said: "You don't understand this. Although the stone egg was born by nature, it needs to be hatched with human spiritual energy to fully conceive the embryo. I hold it so close to my body and nourish it with spiritual energy day and night. He will grow up slowly and look as handsome as me in the future."

Yun Yu asked: "How can the child come out?"

Guangxiu said: "When the time comes, he will break the stone eggs and come out by himself, just like hatching chicks."

Yun Yu looked at his stomach, although she could see the faint brilliance flowing through the clothes, she was even more curious, and said, "Really, can you let me see what this spirit fetus looks like?"

Guangxiu untied his robe generously: "Of course it's ok, don't just look at it, you're welcome to touch a few more, this trip is a special trip for you to rub your dragon spirit." He originally wanted to go back after sneaking a little bit, but The little emperor looked very interested, so there is no need to be polite now.

Guangxiu lifted up his robe, only to see a jade-colored egg-like object clinging to his abdomen, emitting a faint glow.Yun Yu stretched out her hand to touch it, and although it was hard, it was warm, and she could faintly feel a slight beating like a heartbeat.

He moved closer and wanted to see the children inside, but he couldn't see clearly through the shell of the stone egg, he could only see a small black shadow, which seemed to be still moving.

"It's so strange, it's really mysterious." Yun Yu sighed, then thought of something, and frowned, "However, the children who come out of here are different from ordinary people? Will they be regarded as evil monsters?"

Guangxiu sneered: "My lord, why do you have the same thoughts as those ordinary people? In ancient times, there was no distinction between heaven and earth, and the world was like a big egg. Our Pangu Emperor was conceived and born here. You said he was a monster. What? Come closer, didn’t the Dou Zhan Buddha who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace also jump out of the stone?”

Yun Yu felt relieved when she heard the words: "Then, how long does it take for the spiritual fetus to grow?"

"How long it takes for a spiritual fetus to grow depends on the aura of the person who is incubating it. I am gifted and intelligent like me. It only takes a few months. If the talent is mediocre, I am afraid that even the spiritual fetus will not be conceived." He raised his eyebrows, Stretching her belly, "Do you think the spirit fetus is so good?"

Yun Yu thought about it, and said: "Then the real person looks at me, maybe I will be pregnant?"

Guangxiu looked at him, and secretly smiled: "You are a majestic son of heaven, you have an inexhaustible supply of beauties, just let the woman go to give birth, what do you bother to do with the reincarnation? Besides, this requires two souls to be together. Only when the body is fused together can the essence be obtained to conceive the soul, and a slap can't be enough." He teased, "Could it be that you, the emperor, don't want a woman?"

Yun Yu's face became hot, and she murmured: "I'm just asking... By the way, how does the real person know that there is a son?"

"The essence of the two men is not a son, what is it?" Guangxiu smiled until his eyes were narrowed, not to mention how obscene, "Why, the emperor also wants to try?"

Yun Yu lowered her face and shook her head, the erotic booklet was suddenly stuffed into her hand, Guangxiu smiled clearly: "If you really want to try it, it won't be very useful, I have a lot of treasures, I will give it to the emperor sometime Send it here. Although the painter is not as good as this one, the most important thing is practice."

Yun Yu's face was already flushed, and she didn't even notice when Guangxiu left.He held the booklet in his hand, feeling a little itchy in his heart, hesitated for a moment, took the booklet and left the palace, refused the palace servants to follow, and went to find Xiao Changli again.

The sun was setting and the night was beginning to fall, and the chill was even worse. When Yun Yu left, she was confused and forgot to add clothes. When she arrived at Xiao Changli's Lihua Palace, her lips were blue from the cold, her hands and feet were numb, and she was shaking non-stop.

At that time Xiao Changli was having dinner, seeing him like this, he pulled him in, closed the door, and cut off the cold wind.

"Your Majesty..." Xiao Changli was about to speak when Yun Yu suddenly touched his face with both hands, using the heat from his face to warm his hands.

His hands were as cold as ice, and when he touched his face, Xiao Changli didn't even frown, and let him touch him.

Yun Yu felt a little warmer, seeing that he didn't refuse, she simply touched him for a while longer.

Don't look at Xiao Changli's expression like a wood carving all day long, but his face is fair and smooth, and feels very nice to the touch.Yun Yu touched, rubbed, and squeezed his face again, flattening and rounding his face, having a great time.

Xiao Changli was a little helpless: "The emperor is here, is there something wrong?"

Yun Yu squeezed his face to the middle, and it was very interesting to watch his mouth move when he spoke, and she couldn't help laughing: "Can't I come to you if I have nothing to do?"

Xiao Changli didn't speak, his face was squeezed like this, keeping silent is the best way to maintain his image.

Yun Yu had had enough fun, let go of his face, and walked to the stove to warm up her body: "I don't know how long is the painting of Su Kejiu?"

Xiao Changli said: "Grandpa Su is good at calligraphy and painting, he is good at splashing ink, and he is also good at portraits. He is a famous calligrapher and painter, and I admire him."

Yun Yu smiled slyly, and took out the album: "It just so happens that I have a painting of his characters here, which is very interesting, and Changli should appreciate it carefully."

Xiao Changli took the booklet and opened it.Yun Yu looked at him, wanting to see how embarrassed and helpless he looked, but she didn't want Xiao Changli to turn over every page and still remain as rock-solid as ever.

"What do you... think?" Yun Yu stared straight at him with bright eyes like stars.

Xiao Changli closed the brochure and said firmly: "The brushwork is agile, the form and spirit are both integrated, the objects are integrated into the scenery, and the heaven and man are one. It is really a superior work."

"..."

Yun Yu stroked her forehead, and was speechless for a while.