belly for marriage

Chen Xiaoxiao is very distressed now, because his mother called him back home from a long distance yesterday, and she didn't explain clearly when she asked her, but only said that it was a very important matter, and he had to go home and discuss it in detail.

Afraid that something serious would happen to his family, he hurriedly bought a train ticket, asked for leave, and returned to City S from City B.

Chen Xiaoxiao's family is in a small county in S City, but they are not natives of S City, it is said that they moved there suddenly more than 20 years ago.

This time he came back in a hurry, Chen Xiaoxiao didn't bring much to salute, he only carried a worn-out canvas bag and stuffed a few clothes.

The distance from City B to City S is not short. After taking the train for more than a day, Chen Xiaoxiao felt that she was about to fall apart, and when she got home, she was so tired that she collapsed on the sofa.

Chen's mother seemed to be sure that her son would come back at this time. As soon as Chen Xiaoxiao got home, she heard his mother shouting in the kitchen: "Xiaoxiao, you are back!"

Mother Chen has a loud voice, so loud and penetrating that it can shatter the cup on the table.

Chen Xiaoxiao covered her ears, comforted her eardrums, and lied on the sofa and replied weakly: "Yes, didn't you always ask me to come back!"

Mother Chen in the kitchen didn't care about his complaints, and said again: "It's just right, dinner will be ready soon, let's see how well we treat you, and we will not eat until you come back."

Chen Xiaoxiao glanced at the wall clock on the wall. It was past nine o'clock in the evening. It was already past time for dinner. A feeling of warmth welled up in her heart, and her stomach rumbled in response to the occasion. Ah~ It's better to be at home, don't worry eating problem.

Chen Xiaoxiao looked around again, as if looking for something, and called out to the kitchen: "Mom, where is my dad?"

A middle-aged woman walked out of the kitchen. She was very young and beautiful. Her hair was the yellow curly hair that mothers often get, tied behind her head with a rubber band. She had no makeup on her face, and she could still see her mother's youthful beauty. She was wearing a pink dress. The aprons of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, a pair of slippers, and a bowl of braised pork in both hands.

A loud voice shook his ears: "Your father went out to buy beer. He said that you two haven't seen each other for a long time, so he wants to have a few drinks with you."

Chen Xiaoxiao raised her forehead: "Mom, can you speak softly, I'm almost deaf, I really don't know how my dad can stand you."

Chen's mother stood at the dining table and put the braised pork on the table, with her hips on her hips: "You boy, you still despise your mother for coming! Who am I to blame for my loud voice? It's not because of you! If you didn't get into trouble when you were young, I would How can you scold the parents of those children like a shrew! Without me, you would not be bullied to death by them!"

Just as he was talking, there was a sound outside the door, and a tall man walked in, holding two bottles of beer in his hand, and said cheerfully, "You guys are talking very lively, you can hear the sound from a long distance."

"Dad, you're back!"

When Chen's mother heard what Chen's father said, her face changed instantly, and she looked at Chen's father with an aggrieved look: "Honey, do you also dislike my loud voice?"

Father Chen looked confused, did I say something?

Anyway, no matter what I say, it's all my fault!The doting wife madman Chen's father immediately put the beer on the table, ran over and hugged Chen's mother: "Xiu, it's all my fault, how could I despise you! Most of you have a good voice!"

Chen's mother looked up at him, weeping: "What's so good about having a loud voice, my son despises me!"

So, Father Chen immediately glared at his son: "Xiaoxiao, how can you despise your mother! Your mother is doing this for you!" After speaking, he winked at him.

Chen Xiaoxiao had no choice but to say: "Mom, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't dislike your loud voice."

I don’t know how many times the same situation has happened. Every time it ends with Chen Xiaoxiao apologizing. Anyway, in their house, the mother is the biggest, and everything is based on what the mother said. His status is not as good as the dog at home. , where is his dog?

"Mom, where's Xiao Hei?"

Xiao Hei is his dog. It is not black, but pure white. I don’t know how many breeds of dogs it is. I can’t tell what breed it is. Anyway, dogs that don’t know the breed are all attributed to Chinese garden dogs. Wrong, but it can still keep its whole body white. Chen Xiaoxiao once suspected that it might be albinism, but it can still have fun in the sun. I don't know why, a genetic mutation?Probably.

Are you curious why the white dog is named Blackie?

In fact, it was like this. When Chen Xiaoxiao picked up this dog, it was still small, the size of a palm. I don't know if it was full-term, but it was lying on the side of the road in a dirty lump anyway.Chen Xiaoxiao didn't know why her eyes were so good, she could tell that this jet-black thing was a dog, so she picked it up in a flash of sympathy.

Mother Chen is also a person full of sympathy. Seeing such a small dog, she immediately became overwhelmed with maternal love. She bought a milk bottle and bathed and made a nest for it. She thought that such a small dog would not survive. Under the meticulous care of the two, it survived and looked smooth and smooth.

It has white hair without a trace of impurities. Originally, Chen Xiaoxiao wanted to call it Xiaobai, but was rejected by Chen's mother, and she changed it to Xiaohei. She said that a cheap name would make her a living.

So, why is Xiao Hei such a cheap name!

Chen Xiaoxiao couldn't resist his mother, so she had to call him Xiao Hei. After so many years, she got used to it, and Xiao Hei was also fat and strong as her mother said.

Chen's mother received Chen Xiaoxiao's apology, and happily returned to the kitchen to continue her work. It was Chen's father who answered him: "Xiao Hei has recently reached the estrus period, and I am afraid that he has gone out to play with the little bitch."

Chen Xiaoxiao was shocked: "Hasn't Xiao Hei been sterilized?"

Father Chen looked at the idiot's eyes: "It doesn't even have sexual function, so why don't people have some ideas! Anyway, if you think about it, it won't break the law."

You are so right, I am speechless.

Chen Xiaoxiao didn't want to talk about Xiao Hei's heat or sterilization with his father, so he quickly changed the subject: "Dad, what's the matter with you calling me back this time?"

Father Chen clenched his fist with his right hand and put it to his mouth, pretending to cough a few words, and then with a piercing smile: "If you want to know, I won't tell you~"

Chen Xiaoxiao's head was full of black lines: "Dad, I'm asking you seriously, stop playing around."

Father Chen suddenly became serious: "Your mother will tell you later, so I won't tell you about it." After speaking, he was not serious anymore, and leaned into Chen Xiaoxiao's ear, "Secretly revealed A little news for you, it's about your lifelong event!"

What?Lifetime event?

Is it possible that my mother or some of the seven aunts and eight aunts will introduce someone to me?No!I'm only 23 years old, I'm so young, I don't reach the age of blind date so soon!

Chen Xiaoxiao is still trapped in deep self-blame and cannot extricate herself. Here, Mother Chen has already prepared the food, "Master, let's eat!"

With a loud voice, Chen Xiaoxiao came back to his senses in an instant, got up listlessly and sat down at the dining table.

Chen's mother ate the food on her own, and belatedly noticed something strange about her son: "Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with you? You're out of your mind."

Chen Xiaoxiao poked the rice in the bowl with his chopsticks, and said lazily: "Mom, what's the matter with me this time, just tell me straight to the point, I can bear it."

Isn't it just a blind date, at worst, just have a meal with the girl!He is not afraid!Chen Xiaoxiao comforted herself in her heart.

Mother Chen put down her chopsticks, changed her usual style, and asked seriously: "Can you really bear it?"

???

Isn't it just a blind date? What can't stand it?

Chen Xiaoxiao replied affirmatively: "Of course!" with a heroic look.

Mother Chen took a deep breath, "Then I said it?"

"Speak, speak."

"Did I really say that?"

"Are you going to tell me or not!"

Mother Chen said: "Well, it's a long story..."

"Long story short." Chen Xiaoxiao interrupted her mercilessly.

"Well, you have a fiancée who is married with your fingertips, that's it, short enough?"

"Oh," Chen Xiaoxiao thought it was a blind date, but it turned out it wasn't...

Wait, what?fiancée?Or do you mean marriage?

Chen Xiaoxiao stopped holding the vegetables, and stared at Chen's mother in astonishment. Chen's mother quickly lowered her head, not daring to meet her son's eyes.He turned his head to look at Father Chen again, and Father Chen spread his hands, indicating that this was the case.

"Dad, Mom, you guys, are you kidding me?" Chen Xiaoxiao quickly took out her phone and took a look. Today is not April Fool's Day.

Chen's father and Chen's mother did not speak, but buried their heads in eating.

"No, what age is this? Why are there people who are married?" Chen Xiaoxiao laughed to himself. He felt that his parents were lying to him. Normal, "Tell me, which girl is it?"

Chen's mother said weakly: "The daughter of the Yu family, I was best friends with her mother back then, and it happened that we were pregnant in the same month, so we were married by fingertips."

"Mom, can you be more reliable? How can you be sure that the Yu family's child is a girl!" Chen Xiaoxiao wanted to give her a supercilious look.

"It must be a daughter. I checked it secretly at the time. Can the doctor's words be true?"

Make it up, make it up, let's see what flowers you can make up.

Chen Xiaoxiao sneered: "In this day and age, you guys are still playing with your fingertips for marriage. Are you not afraid that her daughter is ugly and not good enough for your handsome son?"

Chen's mother also looked him up and down, and nodded. Her son is indeed a dog-like person. He needs to have a figure and a good face, and his education is not too bad. He graduated from a university, but he has no money.

The Yu family is an aristocratic family, well-known, rich and powerful, to be able to marry her family's fingertips, it is the ancestors of the Chen family who have burnt incense!

"No, her dad is so handsome, he fascinated thousands of girls at that time~" Chen Ma looked like a nympho, Chen Dad coughed a few words next to her, and she restrained herself a little, "She My mother is beautiful, and she was also a popular figure in our place at the time, otherwise she would have married Yu Chuan. This Miss Yu family has such outstanding parents, even if the genes are mismatched, she must be matched with a stunning beauty! "

Yu Chuan is the name of the Yu family's father. Chen Xiaoxiao guessed it, and it is very likely that Chen's mother made it up.

"Okay, I still have a question."

Mother Chen was a little impatient, "Why do you have so many questions?"

Chen Xiaoxiao's expression turned serious, "Oh, you've already married me, so don't let me ask you!"

Chen Xiaoxiao looked at his father, "Dad, you are a sensible person, why didn't you drag my mother a little bit at that time, marriage with fingertips, that is a remnant of feudalism! How can you tolerate this kind of feudalism?" The remnants poison your son!"

Father Chen glanced at Chen Xiaoxiao, saw his stern face, and said embarrassingly: "Yu Chuan and I are classmates, buddies, I also thought this idea was good at the time, so..."

Chen Xiaoxiao raised his forehead, he really didn't see that Chen's father and Chen's mother had such a talent for acting, and after saying so much, he actually felt that it was reasonable and well-founded, and he almost believed it.

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