Annoying Zhao Gongzi

Taking advantage of today's shift shift, I left the foreign firm early and went to the place where Mr. Zhao works to observe secretly.

Mr. Zhao's face was dark and ugly, and he sat at the desk without saying a word, staring at the phone in a daze. Hao Da called him twice cautiously, but he didn't hear him.

"Master Zhao!" Hao Da had to raise his voice.

Mr. Zhao came back to his senses and scolded him: "Call your mother!"

This is a normal Mr. Zhao.

Mr. Zhao frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"

Hao Da said cautiously: "Well, Mr. Zhao, I have done what you asked me to do."

Mr. Zhao frowned and said, "Oh."

Hao Da asked cautiously: "Have you not told Mr. Qiu about this?"

Mr. Zhao looked at him coldly, and he took two steps back in fright: "No, no—no. What I mean is, it would be better to speak clearly with Mr. Qiu earlier."

Mr. Zhao grabbed his tie and said viciously: "If you dare talk to the third person this time, I will shoot you dead."

Hao Da hurriedly raised his hands: "I won't tell, never tell, I won't tell anyone!"

Mr. Zhao snorted coldly: "Where is my father——"

"I won't tell my uncle, and Master Zhao will never know!" Hao Da swore hastily, "I won't even tell Mr. Qiu, and I won't tell anyone!"

Only then did Mr. Zhao let go of him.

Hao Da looked at him hesitantly for a while, and said: "I still think that if you are married for a night, you can sleep together for a hundred years, and you have to be open and honest about something. Maybe you don't have to break up. Things are not that bad."

Oh, it's already come to the point of breaking up, and I'm the third to know.

No, I should be the fourth to know.

The third one to know is the wall that Zhao Long came out of.

I went back after eating on the street, Mr. Zhao was already at home.He sat on the sofa, looked up at me, and didn't question me as usual, where did I go and who did I have a secret affair with if I didn't come back after work.

Naturally, it wasn't me who kept secret.

I went to the bedroom, Mr. Zhao suddenly said: "Come over after taking a shower, I have something to talk to you."

I paused on my toes, turned around and walked towards his sofa, and said, "Let's talk now."

He looked at me and said for a while, "You go take a shower first."

I said, "Let's talk about things first."

He was silent for a while, then said, "Okay—"

"I'm going to take a shower first." I said.

He said, "Okay."

I took a shower in silence.

I seriously took a shower.

I took a shower carefully.

Until Mr. Zhao knocked on the door and asked, "Haven't you finished washing?"

I said, "No."

Mr. Zhao: "Oh, you have been washing for three hours."

This is my home, I pay the water bill, I love soaking in the bathtub for three months and no one can drive me away!

My hair was dry when I opened the door.

Mr. Zhao was sitting on the edge of the bed, reading my book with the lamp on, when he heard the voice, he looked up, put the book back on my bedside table, got up and said, "Go to the living room and talk."

I said, "Stop."

He stops.

I stare at him.

He didn't look at me.

The dim desk lamp made him look tall and handsome. I made him so tall and handsome. I led him to run every day to lose weight. Otherwise, he was just a fat man with a vague outline, and he couldn’t get the only one in his life who relied on himself. A real marathon trophy.

But he doesn't belong to me because of that.

The book is mine, the bedside table is mine, the bathtub is mine, but Zhao Long is not mine.

Heaven is a good reincarnation.I snatched him from Fourth Master Zhao, and someone snatched him from me.

The person who bought me when I was young once took me to do the horoscope. The fortune teller said that I made a fortune by flourishing his casino, and said that I only flourished others, not myself, and I am the lone star of heaven and earth.

Forget it, to face such an annoying Mr. Zhao day and night, it is not as good as the lone star of Tiansha.

The dim desk lamp is easy to make people impulsive. I suppressed all kinds of impulses and said calmly: "Let's go to the living room and talk."

Mr. Zhao and I came to the living room and sat down on the sofa. He pushed an envelope in front of me and said, "My father doesn't know about this account, so you can withdraw it with confidence."

I said, "No need."

He and I both get what we need, and I don't need compensation.If he really wanted to make it up, he couldn't make it up.

Maybe it's because the dust has settled and there is no need to pretend anymore, so Mr. Zhao is not calm tonight. He frowned and raised his voice slightly: "I'll keep it for you!"

I don't need to pretend anymore, and say, "I don't want it if I say no."

"You have to take what I give you!"

"No."

"do you want?!"

"No."

"If you do this again, I will kill you!"

"Zhao Long, if you have the guts, beat me to death, if you can't kill me, you have my last name!"

Mr. Zhao and I sat on the sofa, calmed down for a while, and resumed the negotiation.

Mr. Zhao said, "I'll keep it if I give it to you."

I said, "No."

Mr. Zhao said: "You can't stay here anymore, my father will not let you go, you need this money."

I said, "As long as you make it clear to Fourth Master Zhao that you broke up on your own initiative, why doesn't he let me go."

Mr. Zhao said, "I won't talk about it."

I said, "Those who are responsible should speak up."

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "Who didn't take responsibility?! I wear such a big green hat and tell people everywhere?! I don't want to lose face?! Qiu Yixin, don't bully others too much!"

I watched him calmly for a while.

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Look at your mother!"

I calmly said: "Calm down first, tell me, when and where were you cuckolded by someone?"

There is something strange about this matter.

I guessed so.

Mr. Zhao got up and smashed the blanket on the sofa to the ground: "How do I know how many cuckolds you put on me?!"

He picked up the blanket and slammed it on the ground again: "I don't want to know where you cuckolded me!"

He picked up the blanket again and slammed it on the ground: "I want to know who put the green hat on me, I would have shot him already!"

This matter is really strange.

I concluded so.

I calmly opened the envelope, and inside there was not only a huge check from a multinational foreign company, but also two tickets for the ship.

Mr. Zhao looked at me with a dark face, and then stared at the ticket in my hand.

I thought about it and asked: "So what you and Hao Da said to be honest with me is that you think I have an affair with someone?"

Mr. Zhao shouted: "He betrayed me again!"

I said, "If he betrayed you again, I would have known you were talking about this, not your affair."

"I—" Mr. Zhao was stunned, and then he yelled at me, "Qiu Yixin, your mother will beat you up at a time like this!"

I said, "Sit down first, let's talk slowly."

I said lovingly: "Zhao Long, you must eat more walnuts. From today on, eat at least five walnuts a day."

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Eat your mother!"

I said, "First, let's clarify one thing, whether you have an affair with someone."

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Your mother planted me again!"

I said, "Secondly, let's clarify the second thing. How did you conclude that I had an affair with someone? And why do you believe it so firmly?"

Mr. Zhao suspects every day that I am going to conspire with all kinds of adulterers to assassinate him, so he yells at me and scolds me every day instead of giving me huge checks and boat tickets.

Mr. Zhao looked at me with a frown, and finally came to his senses: "You said it yourself, do you want to admit it?"

I said: "Again, let's clarify the third thing, dreaming is beyond one's control, and dreams should not be taken seriously."

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "Your mother, Qiu Yixin, you want to cuckold me in your dreams?!"

not at all!I'm just in case!Who knows if you, a pig-headed man, will take it seriously because you hear something in my sleep that I don't even know about? !

Mr. Zhao picked up the blanket again, slammed it on me, and yelled at me: "I am indeed a little tired, maybe it is difficult to continue, this is already a burden for me!"

These words are indeed somewhat familiar.

Mr. Zhao picked up the newspaper from the coffee table, tore off half of it, rolled it up and hit me, yelling at me: "He may not be able to change it! There were other people and things before you, but he didn't care, he still did his own way! Qiu Yixin, who else is there before him! I know you, Jin Xian'er, and Huo Feng won't be innocent! And Zhao Wu! And that dead eunuch! And that of your foreign firm, and that classmate of yours—— Your mother's Qiu Yixin! Is it because I don't care? I regret not killing you!"

It's getting more and more familiar.

Mr. Zhao crumpled the other half of the newspaper and threw it at me, yelling at me: "Let's talk about it after Zhao Long's birthday! I don't have this birthday! It's my birthday! Why don't you go to the newspaper on my birthday and say you're green? Lao Tzu?!"

I can think about it if it's his birthday wish.

Mr. Zhao looked around, and there was nothing suitable to smash, so he came over and snatched the blanket from my arms, hit my back with the blanket, and continued to yell at me: "There is nothing he can do if he doesn't agree! He can't really take me!" How about it! If he really wants to embarrass me, I have no choice but to let him go! Do you think I really dare not do anything to you? I will beat you to death now!"

I:"……"

Mr. Zhao continued to hit me with a blanket and continued to yell at me: "It's just too tired! I'm really too tired! I'm not short of money, but Zhao Long is too good at spending money! Who told me to be a fucking Mr. Zhao! I forced Are you making money?! Didn’t you say that you want to spend money on me to prove your independence and equality?!”

I:"……"

I tried to explain: "This is a mistake—"

"Missing your mother!" Mr. Zhao threw the blanket at me fiercely, "I still have to thank you for saying that I didn't make trouble for no reason and have a small belly?! This matter has nothing to do with my father, and it has nothing to do with anyone, you Love ran away with whoever! I will not serve you anymore!"

I:"……"

After Mr. Zhao smashed the blanket and scolded me, he turned around and was about to go out angrily. I hurriedly got up and pulled him, tripped, and the two of them fell on the sofa.

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "You fucking laughing?!"

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Get lost!"

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Don't hold me down, get out! Qiu Yixin, get out immediately!"

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Your mother is still laughing! I beat you to death!"

I tried my best to restrain myself and said, "That phone call was a misunderstanding. I was talking about Principal Qian."

After finishing speaking, I couldn't help continuing to laugh.

Mr. Zhao roared angrily: "Your mother will not let that surnamed Qian go! Qiu Yixin, you—"

I didn't let Mr. Zhao continue.

He is really annoying, just for such a thing, wasting almost half a month of my rest time in vain.

Zhao Gongzi's diary:

……

Damn it, Qiu Yixin is so fucking annoying, I don't like walnuts.

The author has something to say:

This is the end of the second season~

I don’t know when there will be a third season, so I will mark it as an end~ (At first I just wanted to write a small joke, but I wrote so much, I was very surprised when I posted it hh)

【Easter Eggs】

Chapter 24

①

Fourth Master Zhao was recently doing a big deal with foreigners, and was invited to the capital to attend a party. He heard that all the celebrities who went there were rare opportunities, so Fourth Master Zhao brought all his sons with him. Go, even if you can't take all of them to the ball, at least you can try your luck more or less during a week there, and it would be great to make acquaintance or two.

As for those who cannot be taken away, they are locked in the basement of the main house with three locks.

Probably because the third brother was imprisoned.

Young Master Zhao and I were going there too, but before we left, Young Master Zhao hurt his leg while stepping on soap in the shower, and I hit my head while playing badminton in the courtyard, so I couldn't go.

Obviously, the whole family looked at me and Mr. Zhao as if they were looking at two demented people, but it doesn't matter, at least it's better than meeting someone I shouldn't meet and having bad consequences that may happen.

Naturally, I was pretending to be wrong, because I couldn't go to the capital.

A year ago, the foreign firm I worked for was going to do business there, and it selected me and two other colleagues to go there.I went there happily, but regretted it when I came back.

There I was, falling in love with someone I wasn't supposed to be in love with.

It's okay, after all, every week I fall in love with several people who shouldn't be in love.Since ancient times, passion has always been hurt by ruthlessness. I am so passionate, but the world is so ruthless.

But that person is different.

That person is the prime minister's young son, named Bai Ziqi.He is incomparably handsome, courteous, and has an extraordinary conversation. He talked to me about the world, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and knows everything.

It was too late for me to meet him, but unfortunately I have to catch the train back the next day.

②

When I got off work yesterday, I met my little uncle.Maybe it was not a coincidence, because he was waiting outside the door of the foreign company, and when he saw me, he greeted me: "Yixin, I have to ask you for help this time."

All the people related to the Zhao family said they wanted to ask me for help, which made me feel cold.

But this is my little uncle, I couldn't help feeling warm in my cold heart.If the little uncle hadn't been engaged recently, maybe the warm current wouldn't be so thin and long, and the floodgates could be opened to release the flood.

Therefore, facing my little uncle's request, I pondered for a long time and said that I would think about it for a while.

This time the little uncle was a big deal. He argued with his fiancée all night, was in a trance when he went to work, and prescribed the wrong medicine.It was nothing at first, and it would be good to get the medicine back, but it was too late when he found out—it wasn't that he ate the person to death, but was discovered by that person.The man's family was fighting for his father's inheritance, and he found out that the medicine was wrong, so he didn't suspect it to his uncle, but suspected that someone close to him had changed the medicine to intentionally harm him, and the matter got out of hand.

That person is my uncle's future father-in-law, and the person my father-in-law suspects is my future mother-in-law.

If it's something that can be crushed by power, my uncle will ask Fourth Master Zhao for help, but for this kind of thing, he can only come and ask me for help.

But what can I do?

I made a suggestion to my little uncle: "Why don't you admit it."

The little uncle sighed: "The reason I quarreled with my fiancée was because she suspected that I had something to do with her second-bedroom sister. If I admit this, she will be just as her father suspects that her mother changed medicine for her brother-in-law." Cai generally doubts me."

These men and women are really messed up.

Gee.

I must help my little uncle.

③

Jin Xian'er and Huo Xiaoshuai quarreled for several days, Mr. Zhao lost his temper several times, Jin Xian'er insisted on leaving my apartment with Mr. Zhao.

I was very worried about Jin Xian'er, mainly because I was worried about what Huo Xiaoshuai would do to Jin Xian'er.

Mr. Zhao was ruthless and ruthless, and said coldly, "None of your business."

I gently reminded him that those two were his friends.

Mr. Zhao was ruthless and said coldly, "I have no friends."

Whatever he wants.

I called alone, but it was Huo Xiaoshuai who answered, and he said brazenly: "Why are you calling Jin Xian'er again? You should worry about Mr. Zhao's mood, and my mood, if you continue like this, Mr. Zhao will beat Jin Xian'er to death."

Huo Xiaoshuai is worthy of being Huo Xiaoshuai. He was born as a bandit of the Huo family. He has become a marshal in this troubled world. He has a shameless style all over his body. A few days ago, he ate my family's food and said that he likes to associate with me, so he wants to live with Jin Xian'er In my apartment where he wasn't welcome, now I don't recognize anyone.

I was thinking about how to speak when the phone was hung up.

I had no choice but to take a look at Mr. Zhao.

Mr. Zhao turned over a page of the newspaper, shook it, snorted, and said, "It's none of my business."

He seems to be in a good mood lately.

With a friend like him, Jin Xian'er is truly confused and always makes mistakes in life.

Jin Xian'er has a friend like me, she really knows people with eyes.

The author has something to say:

There is still no third season, these are the short stories that have not been finished in the first and second seasons, so let's put it aside hhh force it as an easter egg.

Chapter 25

4

Mr. Zhao is a playboy, so he called me from the office during his working hours, and talked for an hour about his request to keep a cat.

Mr. Zhao still loses his temper on the phone: "Today is Saturday, why should I work overtime?"

I said: "It's probably because you don't want to attend Miss Six's birthday party, so you specially arranged the meeting in the company for today."

What I said made sense, so Mr. Zhao lost his temper by changing another matter: "I don't want to keep a cat, but I just told you that my eldest sister has a cat at home, which is much better than your dog. I want to give your dog to you." threw."

I said, "It's yours."

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Damn it! It's up to you to raise me. I won't even give you a hug. After three months of raising me, I will become my own!"

I didn't want to talk to him on the phone, so I gently reminded him: "I'm going to take a nap."

Mr. Zhao was very angry: "Don't sleep, I can't sleep and you can't sleep either!"

He is so annoying.

Mr. Zhao made a request: "You didn't go there, did you? You are not allowed to go."

I reminded him: "You are calling our home, unless Miss Six held the dance in our apartment."

Mr. Zhao was proud: "It's good that you are obedient, but you are not allowed to go anyway, and I will annoy her the most."

It's nothing more than Miss Six's daring to quarrel with Aunt Thirteen and beat Mr. Zhao the most, so I admire Miss Six a lot. After hanging up Mr. Zhao's phone, I went out to Miss Six's home to give gifts.

Sixth Miss accepted the gift with a sweet smile: "Thank you."

The sixth brother-in-law asked: "Isn't Xiaolong coming?"

I said: "The company happens to have a meeting today, and he is working overtime."

Miss Six said with a smile: "I think it's because he wants to arrange the meeting until today, and the employees have to accompany him to work overtime."

I said: "No, he chose the gift himself."

The sixth brother-in-law also said: "These two sisters are like this. If you want to ignore her. Your sixth sister went out to play and brought special products that Xiaolong likes to eat. When you leave later, call me and bring the things back. .”

Miss Six said, "Let's go after dinner."

Fortunately, Mr. Zhao's assistant told me in advance that Mr. Zhao already has an appointment tonight.

Miss Six has an interesting personality, not as flamboyant as Mr. Zhao, and there are not many people at her birthday banquet, they are all very close friends, so I must respond to her post.

Most of her friends are as interesting as she is, and they are very pleasant to talk about.

At five o'clock, Miss Six was going to make dinner, and she invited everyone to cook together, it was very lively and fun.As I went to get a glass in the living room, the phone rang.

I called Miss Six and Brother Six, both of whom had work on hand, and asked me to help answer the phone.

I answered: "Hello..."

"Qiu Yixin, fuck you!"

I slipped my hand and hung up the phone.

The phone rang again, so I had no choice but to drag my sixth brother-in-law over and ask him to deal with Mr. Zhao.

The sixth brother-in-law responded with a few words: "Xiaolong, don't you want to have a meeting? How can you still make a phone call? Oh, Yixin... Yixin didn't come, did you hear wrong just now? A friend of mine answered the phone just now. Are you coming to dinner later?"

The sixth brother-in-law hung up the phone and said to me, "He said to come and sit down later."

Although I'm not afraid of Mr. Zhao in this kind of matter, I don't want Mr. Zhao to ruin Miss Six's birthday party, so I bid farewell to Mr. Six and went home.

After all, my apartment with Young Master Zhao is just downstairs of Miss Six's apartment.

Back then Mr. Zhao almost strangled me because of this matter.

When I got home, the phone rang.Mr. Zhao asked me: "I made several calls just now and you didn't answer. Where did you go?"

I said, "Go out and walk your dog for you."

Mr. Zhao: "Damn it, don't give me that dog anymore! It bites my clothes every day, and I stew it sooner or later!"

While answering the phone, I dragged Ham by the tail, dragged him over, and pulled Mr. Zhao's sock out of his mouth.

⑤

In another three years, when his sister can talk and walk, if Mr. Zhao touches her, she can sit on the ground and say that Mr. Zhao bumped into him on purpose, and when Mr. Zhao eats a piece of chocolate, she can cry and say that Mr. Zhao robbed her. Everyone will point to Mr. Zhao and say that he is not a person who is narrow-minded and bullying his sister when he is nearly [-] years old.

⑥

The Zhao family's main house caught fire, the cause is unknown, but fortunately there were no casualties.

After the incident, Mr. Zhao's brothers and sisters returned home one after another, one to appease the family in the main house, and the other to collect their belongings.In the past, everyone left many things that were not needed for the time being in the main house. Now that the main house was burned, Mr. Zhao simply decided to demolish it all and rebuild a new one. There was nowhere to put many things.

For Mr. Zhao, this is bad news from heaven.

He used to be hostile to his brothers, sisters, sisters-in-law, brothers-in-law, nephews, nieces, nieces, and everyone else. It was his bottom line to have to go home for reunion dinners during the holidays, but now it happened again for no reason.

He naturally turned his temper on me and yelled at me: "What's the use of you!"

Anyway, I'm not here to put out the fire.

What's more, those people don't necessarily want to get together with him.

I still read books.

Seeing that I ignored him, he became angry from embarrassment: "I won't go! Go by yourself!"

I said: "OK."

He scolded me: "Damn it! Zhao Wu will go too, right? Your mother wants to run away with me while I'm not paying attention! You did it on purpose!"

He can really think, he can think so, why don't he just think that it was me and Fifth Brother who set the fire together?

I continue to read.

He yelled at me: "I'm going too!"

I said: "OK."

He scolded me: "Your mother didn't listen to me at all?!"

I don't care about him.I'm magnanimous, the prime minister can pull a boat in his belly, so it's important to coax him back to give Mr. Zhao a job first.

Dozens of people ate, drank, and greeted each other in the big flat in front of the main house. Except for the third brother who was far away in the capital and couldn't come back, and he didn't dare to come back, fearing that he would never go back, and no one could find the fifth brother, everyone else came back. up.

Fourth Master Zhao was really happy, he hugged the junior and did not let go.

Mr. Zhao was impatient to see these, and urged me and him to pack up after dinner.

Since both of our things are in the basement, the things of the third brother who asked me to pack up together, and the things of the fifth brother who no one can find are also in the basement, which saves us a lot of trouble.

The four of us and our belongings, in the eyes of Mr. Zhao, should only be kept in the basement.

The basement was not as badly burned as the upstairs, and if it had to be rebuilt, we didn't even need to pick it up.

Mr. Zhao said impatiently: "Throw it all away, to save trouble, it's a pile of junk."

I ignored him, arranged everything and prepared to take it away.

He said coldly: "I don't have a place to put it at home."

Throw away the cheated stuff he bought and there's room for it.

We moved so many things into the apartment that the living room was so crowded there was hardly room to stretch our legs.

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "I told you to throw it all away, you have to move it back, you clean it yourself, don't look for me."

What can I expect him to do?I didn't expect it at all.

Originally, I just wanted to take this opportunity to throw away the rags he bought.

Mr. Zhao didn't do anything, but he kept his eyes on him, and quickly yelled at me: "What are you doing with all my things? Put them back! That's my cupboard! I got half of the three cupboards, and you still have to buy them?" Throwing my things?!"

I said, "It's full of empty cigarette cases, empty matchboxes, expired movie and theater tickets, and soda bottle caps."

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "What do you care what I put in?! You don't care if I put mud in it!"

I had to put his collection back again.

Mr. Zhao doesn’t know what to collect. He just collects things. He never takes a second look. Instead, I hold them and play with them when I’m looking for things. I occasionally try to chat with him about the origin and history of each collection, but he doesn’t like it. I am bored.

Mr. Zhao is really a very annoying person.

I suspect he's not really interested in the collection, he's just using it to keep half of his closet.

I took out all the things we moved from the basement of the main house, wiped them clean, and looked for a place to put them.

The first is Mr. Zhao's pure gold marathon trophy.If it weren't for the only trophy he got by merit in this life, I would like to sell it.

I put the trophy on top of the piano.

Mr. Zhao asked: "What are you doing there?"

I said: "It looks good."

Mr. Zhao came over and broke my chin, kissed me, and said, "You are wise."

His mind is really hard to figure out.

I continued to collect things, and took out the photo album, which contained old photos from before.

Mr. Zhao wandered around beside me.