Husband Xie An

There is a saying in the words, the rabbit bites when it is anxious, Lin Abao, a silly, sweet and good rabbit, bites people well, Xie An's nose and fangs did not disappear all afternoon, so he had to stay indoors with Lin Po kills time.

His waist was sore and his wrists were limp. Lin Abao couldn't even hold the paintbrush steadily. He felt bored so he poked Xie An with his hand. Xie An had no choice but to put down the book and pinched his naughty fingertips. Voice: "Shall I play the piano for A Bao to relieve his boredom?"

"Don't listen." The guqin is elegant looking for a bosom friend, Lin Abao thinks he is not that bosom friend, the guqin is not as powerful as the guzheng, and Lin Abao just wants to sleep after listening to the hollow and ethereal sound of the piano.In the past, his father played the piano to coax people, and his mother was infatuated with peach blossoms, but Lin Abao was the only one who slept soundly.If you fall asleep now, you won't wake up for two hours, how can you sleep at night?If you can't sleep, isn't it cheaper for someone?

It is rare for Lin Abao, who is logical and thoughtful once, to look at Xie An with dark eyes, and groaned, "I don't want to sleep yet."

Lin Abao fell asleep when he listened to the Guqin, Xie An was also helpless, and thought about it: "Sing a tune with Abao?"

"Humph, don't listen!" She would tease him with ancient poems!He once sang "Zi Jin" in front of everyone, but it left a deep memory on him!

"Read to Po?"

"I don't know the words in the book, and it doesn't know me, so what are you doing reading it?" You deliberately torment him, a scumbag, right?

Xie An said: "Then what does Ah Bao want?"

"I want to hear a joke." The sudden idea made Lin Abao very happy, and he tugged on Xie An's sleeve softly: "Xie Lang tell me a joke."

Let the famous bigwigs in history tell jokes, and Lin Abao is the same in ancient and modern times.

However, Xie An was so elated by Lin Abao's words of "Xie Lang", and told a joke according to the words, "A family has a new daughter. One day, a friend came to match his little daughter, saying that the other party only One year older than Xiaoqianjin. The family discussed the marriage in private. The male owner said: "My daughter has just turned one year old, but the other party is already two years old, twice as big as her daughter. When the daughter gets married at the age of 20, the other party should have It’s 40 years old. How can we have the heart to let the girl marry such an old man? The hostess smiled and said: You are so stupid! Now our daughter is one year old, won’t she be the same age as that gentleman next year?”

After listening, Lin Abao thought for a while with a blank face, and it took him a long time to figure it out, and then he couldn't help laughing. "Ha, haha, this family is really stupid!"

It took Lin Abao a long time to think about such a simple joke before he got the point of laughing, and this reflex arc may be correct.

Xie An Waner and Lin Abao said enthusiastically, "How about I tell the third master a joke too?" Without waiting for a reply, they rolled their eyes and began to say: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. There was an old monk and a young monk, and the old monk told a story to the young monk, saying: Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk and a young monk in the temple, and the old monk told a story to the young monk, saying: Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk and a young monk, and the old monk told stories to the young monk! Hahahaha..."

Lin Abao himself couldn't help laughing at the killer's cold joke, but Xie An couldn't help but laugh, not because of the joke, but because Lin Abao was amused by such a joke that wasn't a joke.

"Not funny?" Silly Baitian Lin Abao laughed so hard that tears were about to come out.

"funny."

Xie An didn't know exactly where the point of the cold joke was, but it didn't prevent him from trying to please Lin Abao against his conscience.

"Then let me say one more thing?" Lin Abao suppressed a smile and continued: "One day the fox said to the hen: You can be friends with me, and I won't eat you. The hen agreed very happily. The next day the fox said again. Said to the hen: Be friends with me, I will not eat you. The hen cooed and agreed. On the third day, the fox said to the hen: Be friends with me, I will not eat you. The hen cooed again He agreed. For seven consecutive days, the fox told the hen to be friends, but on the eighth day, the hen was eaten by the fox as soon as they met." Lin Abao couldn't help laughing, and she patted the table until she burst into tears. After laughing, he wiped away his tears and said: "There is a follow-up to this joke~ The fox who ate the hen died. Because the hen didn't find out that all seven of its children were dead until the seventh day. The fox followed it. To be a friend is to eat its children, and then the hen eats poison before coming to avenge the children. This is not an ordinary chicken, this is the revenge chicken among hens hahahahahahaha..."

Looking at Lin Abao who was about to laugh like crazy, Xie An said, "As long as you are happy." It is also very unprincipled.

The two were tired for a day, and the next day, Xie An's nose and teeth marks had not disappeared. The handsome and elegant gentleman had an obvious tooth mark on the tip of his nose. The servants who knew the reason all lowered their heads and laughed incessantly. From the beginning, Xie An remained calm and talked about it, and Lin Abao, who was the original author, wanted to dig a hole and bury himself at this time.

Revenge is cool for a while, and Shura field afterwards.Embarrassed, ashamed and cowardly, Lin Abao hurriedly took out the wound medicine and carefully approached him and said, "Shall I give the third master some medicine?"

Xie An lowered his eyes, his mood was not necessarily bad, he pursed his lips and smiled: "Then there will be Lao Abao."

"Don't bother, don't bother." Lin Abao's ears turned red, and he sat down and unscrewed the lid of the wound medicine box. He took a finger and carefully wiped the layer on the tip of Xie An's nose. Ointment, said embarrassedly: "In fact, the third master can hide, I just get angry for a while, and it will be fine after the anger passes."

The well-behaved Lin Abao made Xie An's heart feel softer. He took a soft towel and wiped the ointment on his fingertips. His eyebrows and eyes were warm: "It turned out that I made Abao angry. Abao should punish me. There is no need to feel guilty." Yes Xie An said it was a couple's little affair, so what does it have to do with others?

But Lin Abao didn't think so, rubbed the tips of his ears and said, "Is it bad for you to spread it? It's embarrassing or something." After being ridiculed for being weak, and still biting the obvious place like the tip of his nose, Thinking that such embarrassing things would spread, Lin Abao had the urge to hit the wall.

"Face is earned by oneself and not given by others." Xie An drew Lin Abao to his side, bent his legs to cover him within the range of his breath and said with a smile: "But next time you want to bite, it's better for Abao to change the place .”

The implication is that other places can bite casually?Knowing the implication, Lin Abao stared at Xie An, using his eyes to accuse the boss of being unscrupulous!Moreover, he has no place to bite if he wants to bite, his thin muscles are tight.

"I won't bite you in the future." Lin Abao thought, there was no place to bite anyway, and said again: "You are not allowed to deliberately bully me."

"Okay." Xie An agreed without hesitation, because he had never intentionally bullied Lin Abao, it was all involuntary and true intentions.

Seeing Xie An who doted on him so much, Lin Abao overcame the mentality of being cowardly towards the boss, and summoned up the courage to ask, "Why did the third master choose to like me in the first place?"

Lin Abao's perception of himself is really not good enough to beat Mr. Xie. Leaving aside his family background, his knowledge and talent are even more incomparable. What is a "gentleman model"?A gentleman is a person who measures a person's character, knowledge, talent, morality, and dealing with people and dealing with others. Only then can he be called a gentleman.And the role model of a gentleman is the one who is at the top of the pyramid among these top-notch talents.none of them.The distance between him and himself, Lin Abao thought about it, he is not even a gentleman.

Xie An sat idle with his hands on his forehead, and tapped the tip of Lin Abao's nose: "Wrong. I didn't choose to be happy with you." There is no cause and effect of 'choosing to like'.If you can 'choose', do you like it or do you like it?

Lin Abao changed the question: "Then why do you like me?"

Seeing that Lin Abao was over the top, Xie An laughed, and changed the way of asking: "Why can't I like you? Mr. Xiaolang is simple in character, exquisite in beauty, superb in painting, amazing in talent, brilliant in talent, like a pearl shining like a moon like a star, how can you dislike?"

Lin Abao felt that Xie An was talking about another person. Does he have so many advantages?Why doesn't he know?

"Ah Bao is fine." Xie An was very sure of this.

Lin Abao's ears turned red: "Don't the third master think I'm stupid? Apart from painting, I don't know anything else. Counting, directors, reading, playing chess, playing the piano, the third master has taught me so many times, I Riding on horseback will still make your whole body stiff, not to mention archery, and writing, my handwriting is still very ugly."

Speaking of writing, Xie An coughed in embarrassment. Lin Abao's homework of [-] characters every day in the later period was written by him, and those who cheated were called no limit.

"No one is perfect. Perfection is just an imagination of the world. There will always be shortcomings. I am not good at everything."

Lin Abao tilted his head and asked, "For example?"

Xie An thought about it, counted down what he knew and what he didn't know, and said carefully: "I don't know how to cook, and I don't have as many novel food ideas as Ah Bao; I also don't know how to make clothes, Ah Bao. The clothes that Bao draws are beautiful and elegant; they don’t have as many novel ideas as Po’s, the tools he draws can keep [-]% of the seafood alive, and there are also recipes for pearl cultivation, Po’s are too numerous to count.”

Lin Abao was extremely embarrassed by the compliment: "Actually, it's nothing. I just had an idea. It's my father and mother who are careful to do things." There is no way to explain this kind of thing in the memory of the previous life, and I can only acquiesce.

Xie An lowered his eyes. He was actually not sure that Lin Abao came up with these things. He just guessed based on Lin Zunwen's ambiguous attitude, but the facts showed that his guess was correct.Lin Abao is the provider of these strange prescriptions.Thinking of this, Xie An's fingertips twitched. How did Lin Abao know these unique and miraculous and effective methods?

When it came to his lips to ask, Xie An hesitated or pressed his doubts. "A Bao."

"??" Lin Abao tilted his head, but his chin was raised and straightened, and he stared at the magnified but still perfect handsome face.Lips pressed against each other, Lin Abao blinked and opened his teeth obediently.

"...Close your eyes." While Xie An couldn't help but laugh, he took advantage of the situation and savored the sweetness carefully, his lips and tongue became more and more entangled with it.Only when there were footsteps outside, did he let go reluctantly, and carefully hid Lin Abao behind him, and rushed to the servant who came up with a calm expression: "What's the matter?"

Lin Abao stuck behind Xie An's back, his face flushed red.It's hard to imagine that he wouldn't have to meet people if he was bumped into by the servant to see the scene just now!Fortunately, the servants of the Xie Mansion were serious and did not dare to be rude, they respectfully presented the letter and withdrew without even raising their eyes.

Feeling that the temperature on his face dropped a little, Lin Abao got up and said, "I'll go outside for a walk, you should be busy." This kind of intimacy that was almost smashed happened again, and he really didn't need to see people.

Xie An held the letter in one hand, and grabbed Lin Abao's hand tightly with the other: "Don't go too far. I'll go find you when I'm done."

"……it is good."

After dozens of miles, Xie An thought of the countless times he was thankful that he said such a sentence. If he hadn't said that, would he have lost Lin Abao forever? He didn't even want to think about this kind of result.Thinking about it, it hurts heart-piercingly.

The author has something to say: Brothers Lin Lang and Lin Shuo: Wait for me downstairs!

Xie An: An Shi is polite.