Shengshi Mingjun
Chapter 42
Si Jun took a sip of tea silently, suppressing his surprise.
Because Liu Xun was brought up by Su Yi, even though he verbally treated Su Yi like any other, in fact, everyone in the system except Liu Xun knew that he regarded Su Yi as an elder.
Su Yi's attitude of hating all so-called pills was also inherited by Liu Xun.Especially the so-called elixirs such as Hanshisan and Afulong that are addictive.
Si Jun had known for a long time that Liu Xun would promote the theory that pills are useless, so Su Yi specially trained Liu Xun, using his rich experience, to tell Liu Xun what to do so that this group of people would be a little less sensitive to drug taking. There are some scruples - it is impossible to completely eradicate them. This group of feudal men will do anything to keep their golden guns from falling on the bed.
Wushi Powder was said to be poisonous by a genius doctor, so after changing the formula a little and changing it to Hanshi Powder, some people still enjoy eating it.
Si Jun took another sip of tea to suppress his shock.
But he didn't expect Liu Xun to throw out such a big move.This was different from what they had rehearsed before.
Si Jun was shocked, not to mention the others.
This group of Yizhou backbone team members all looked at Liu Xun stupidly.
Liu Xun thought to himself, it would be great if he had a camera now, and if he snapped a photo of this group of people, he could laugh at them for the rest of his life.
The alchemist had already collapsed on the ground.
Si Jun sighed, and ordered the same sluggish soldiers to drag him away quickly.
Did you get so scared that your crotch got wet without looking at that person?If you don't drag it away, there will be a peculiar smell here.
After Liu Xun and other alchemists were dragged away, they leaned their elbows on the handle of the chair, rested their chins on the back of their hands, crossed their legs, and assumed a gangster-like posture like a mountain king: "There are two more. What are you good at?"
Liu Xun's sudden appearance frightened the group of alchemists.Regardless of whether there is a ghost in their hearts or not, this group of people understands that His Majesty the Emperor does not have a good impression of Fang Shi, and it is absolutely impossible for them to seek any favor from His Majesty.
Liu Xun smiled but said: "Why are you suddenly dumb? Since you dare to appear in front of me to promote yourself, you must have two brushes. You can speak straight. If it is still a matter of five stones and cold food, you can turn yourself in quickly, maybe I can spare your life."
"Why don't you talk?" Liu Xun said, "Could it be that you are here to cheat and abduct, and you don't know anything at all?"
As soon as Liu Xun finished speaking, the remaining two finally couldn't hold on anymore and kowtowed to Liu Xun for mercy.
Liu Xun said: "Don't just beg for mercy. You must have some ability to come before me. You are doing this like I am bullying you. Be quick and tell me what you are good at."
But the two Taoist priests were completely frightened and could not say anything except begging for mercy.
Liu Xun sighed: "Then the two of you go to the prison to calm down, and when you figure out what you are good at, I will release you. Drag it on."
The soldiers carried away the two ashen-faced people again, and the audience was silent.
Liu Xun turned his gaze back to the five people who said that a drop of water turns into ice. The five people's lips trembled and their eyes were terrified, as if they were looking at a tyrant.
It is true that a tyrant is right to send people to prison for a disagreement.Liu Xun thought to himself.
Liu Xun knew that if this group of alchemists were sent to prison, there would be a high probability that these alchemists would die directly in prison.
When he gave an order, people died.
But he didn't feel any negative thoughts in his mind.
He was still happy when he killed Yu Ze, but killing these alchemists was like accidentally stepping on an ant. There was no disturbance in his heart, and he even felt a little bored.
At this moment, Liu Xun really wanted to stretch and yawn.But for the sake of his emperor's majesty, he held back.
Although he looks like he's not sitting right now, if this series of actions didn't frighten the officials, someone must have already slandered the emperor for his misbehavior.
"I'll give you one more chance to tell me again, how does a drop of water turn into ice." Liu Xun said.
Those five people's faces were ashen, but they still bit the previous set of rhetoric to death.
They felt that they were not stupid, so they wouldn't let His Majesty scare them, and they would throw themselves into chaos.
Turning water into ice is a very miraculous method, but very few people know about it, and everyone keeps the method a secret. They believe that His Majesty the Emperor should not know about it.
However, in order to increase their bargaining chips, the five of them also resorted to other means.Two people said that they can turn stones into silver, two people said that they can turn nine-turn golden elixir, and the remaining one said that he can guess characters through eight diagrams.
Liu Xun couldn't help covering his mouth with his cuff and yawned.
The whole audience revived their curiosity, waiting for the five people to show off, but Liu Xun turned to Si Jun in boredom and said, "After all these years, alchemists still use these tricks. I thought I could see something new."
Si Jun smiled and said: "The most famous alchemists in the past, the place they most hope to enter is the imperial palace. The Han Dynasty has been passed down for hundreds of years, and they have seen all the methods of alchemists that can be seen. Don't make things difficult for them, Your Majesty."
Liu Xun sighed: "Yes."
The hearts of the five alchemists sank to the bottom.What does this mean, Your Majesty?
Liu Xun said: "Ever since Emperor Qin sent Xu Fu to visit Xianshan with the intention of immortality, successive emperors have summoned alchemists to Beijing. Of course, immortality is just an excuse. Emperors of all dynasties knew that the elixir is only for two purposes. Refresh yourself, Er, the intercourse technique, everyone understands."
Si Jun lowered his eyes and sighed.
Xiaocao, can you stop being so straightforward?Look at the embarrassment on the face of the people below?
Liu Xun acted as if he hadn't seen it, and continued: "The most powerful alchemists are all gathered around the emperor. The tricks you see and the so-called magic medicine you eat are almost all passed down from the palace. Even if they don't The news from the palace means that the palace has already seen it."
"Such as Wushi powder, and the so-called improved cold food powder; such as Jiuzhuan Jindan; such as dripping water into ice, touching stones into silver and turning stones into copper; such as measuring characters... These are all tricks that existed in the Qinhuang period. I didn't expect that, It’s really disappointing that people still use these little tricks.”
Liu Xun turned to Si Jun and said, "I'm tired after talking so much, Zijie can help me explain the rationale of these tricks to you gentlemen."
Si Jun stood up and cupped his hands, "I obey the order."
Looking at the ugly faces of their colleagues around them, some insiders couldn't help but pick up the tea cups to cover the corners of their mouths.
Si Jun cleared his throat and began to explain the alchemist's tricks.
Dropping water into ice is saltpeter ice making, turning stone into silver into copper is a replacement reaction, Jiuzhuan Jindan is a lead-mercury reaction, and the word testing uses simple knowledge of numbers.Su Yi and the alchemist have gone through countless tricks, and they have already summed up the alchemist's tricks.However, from ancient times to the present, from alchemists to modern feudal superstitions, there are only a few tricks used, at most they just change their appearance, but in fact they are still those things.
Probably a simple chemical reaction, that's all there is to it.
Si Jun exposed the tricks of these alchemists one by one with words that everyone present could understand.Some of the people below who didn't really believe in alchemists, but who had the spirit of action, were eager to try, and they couldn't wait to go home and try that interesting "trick" that Si Jun said.
The five alchemists also fell to the ground, crying for mercy.
Liu Xun's hands were numb, he sat up straight, lowered his legs, and said, "I gave you a chance."
After the soldiers took the five alchemists away, only the four named by Liu Xun were left on the scene.
Those four people's faces are ashen now, and they only hope that they can leave here safely.
They regretted it very much, and they all knew why a companion was like a tiger, why they had to take this muddy water.
After Liu Xun looked at these four people, his attitude became a little better.
This is a person who has left a magical reputation in history. He is a frequent guest of film and television dramas, so he must take a good look at it.
Moreover, these four people have a good reputation in history. They have never done bad things, and they have never pushed something like Wu Shi San Han Shi San, and they have left a lot of writings.Liu Xun did not intend to embarrass these four people.
So Liu Xun said: "Relax, is I so scary?"
Everyone including the four alchemists: "..." No, Your Majesty, you were really a little scary just now.
They finally began to face up to it, this is indeed the emperor of the Han Dynasty, a born emperor.
Look at this arrogance!
Seeing that the four of them hadn't relaxed yet, Liu Xun asked the attendants to bring stools for the four of them: "Sit and talk, don't worry, I'm also curious about you."
Four people: "..." I always feel that I can't relax any more.
Liu Xun first set his sights on the most famous Fang Yuan in later generations.
Si Jun also looked at this young alchemist curiously.
Liu Xun said: "Looking at your faces, there is no sign of heavy metal poisoning. So although you can make alchemy, you don't eat it much, right? At least you don't eat elixir made of lead, mercury and cinnabar, right?"
Four people: "..." How did His Majesty find out? !Can you tell just by looking at their faces?
Liu Xu thought to himself, these four people have red lips, white teeth, ruddy complexion, full of energy, fine skin, hair color... oh no, their hair color is black and shiny, it looks like they go to bed early, get up early, pay attention to exercise and maintain their health, and they look very healthy.After taking the pill, he didn't have such a good mental state.
Liu Xun said: "It's fine if you don't eat it, and you probably haven't refined the elixir for others to eat, right?"
The four of them looked at each other first, and then said in unison: "Report to Your Majesty, we don't make alchemy."
Liu Xun raised the corner of his mouth.
It's not that they don't practice alchemy, but that they are still young, and others dare not import the elixir they practiced, so they simply don't make alchemy now, and only rely on other means to find a new way to get ahead.
Liu Xun said: "Fang Yuan, I heard that you are good at conjuring ghosts."
Fang Yuan hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the poor..."
Liu Xun interrupted: "I know this is fake. You are good at intercourse."
Fang Yuan's face immediately turned red.
Liu Xun felt that what he said was a bit too much, but he didn't know how to say it.
This Fang Yuan, there are too many legends in later generations, saying that he can change, can conquer ghosts, can pass through walls, and everything.Of course, the records must be exaggerated. Fang Yuan, as the patriarch of the Danding lineage of Taoism in later generations, left behind so many miraculous Taoist classics.
Later generations guessed that Fang Yuan must be a master of magic, a master of disguise.
The only thing that can be sure of the authenticity is that Fang Yuan is good at intercourse, that is to say, he often makes aphrodisiac medicine for dignitaries.
But basically all the alchemists who can refine elixirs, and the elixirs that dignitaries ask them for are mostly yang-strengthening drugs and aphrodisiacs.
The corrupt life of the upper class nobles.
Liu Xun felt that this person looked quite pitiful, and added: "Okay, you can also do magic tricks. It's like changing into a pigeon or something, let me change a few more in the future."
Fang Yuan: "!!!!" His biggest support has been exposed!But... why is it called magic?
Liu Xun looked at Yu Shi again: "Are you treating people with Fushui?"
Yu Shi immediately said: "Your Majesty, being poor is not trying to steal people's money, please be careful!"
Liu Xun said: "Oh, I know you don't. You should be good at medicine. After treating the people, you put the ashes of the amulets into the medicine juice and give them to the people. You rarely take money from the people, only... um, you are very interesting."
The Yu room was struck by lightning.
How does His Majesty know his methods?He also deliberately diluted the potion so that it didn't look like a potion, even the healers sent by the nobles didn't notice it!
Liu Xun said: "But if you continue like this, you will be killed sooner or later. You have offended too many people by robbing the rich and helping the poor."
Yu Shi was sweating profusely, his lips trembling.
Si Jun glanced at Liu Xun, is Liu Xun going to save Yu's room?
In history, Yu Shi used talisman water to treat common people's illnesses among the people, but later, because of his too much influence, the warlords feared and were killed.
It is said that Yu Shi once quelled several epidemics and saved many people.It's normal for Liu Xun to want to save him.
Liu Xun said: "You should follow Yuan Hua as an apprentice in the future. Yuan Hua has always wanted a successor, but he couldn't find someone who is qualified. I think you have good qualifications. After you finish your studies, I will decree to help you save the common people. Don't lie, you will lose your life if you lie."
Yu Shi suddenly raised his head, excited: "Yuan...Yuan genius doctor?!"
Liu Xun said, "That's the one."
Yu Shi knelt down with a plop, and Liu Xun's knees hurt a little from the sound: "Thank you, Your Majesty Long En! Poor Dao... No, the grass people are so grateful!"
Well, I don't even want to be a Taoist priest.Liu Xun slandered.
However, many miraculous doctors practice medicine as Taoist priests.Compared with doctors who are being bullied, Taoist priests have a higher status and let them be free.
Liu Xun said: "Get up, I know your difficulties. You say you are a doctor, but ignorant people don't believe you. But give them a bowl of talisman water, and they will drink it happily. Let's expose your past, and follow Yuan Hua from now on. Study well."
Liu Xun shifted his gaze to the remaining two.
At this time, the remaining two had stopped shaking.
Although the first two were exposed by the emperor, they were not punished, and according to the emperor's opinion, they should have been taken by the emperor for his own use from then on.So their luck should not be bad, right?
Seeing the remaining two, Liu Xun was a little worried.
Although Fang Yuan's miraculous deeds are the most rumored in later generations, he can barely explain these things through science.Seeing Fang Yuan's reaction, he should have guessed correctly, Fang Yuan should have used some magic tricks such as disguise to show miracles.However, Fang Yuan's knowledge of the Five Classics is a talent in itself, so his miraculous means don't matter.
The remaining two are not too well-known in history. Although they appeared in film and television dramas, they were all mentioned in one stroke.In fact, in his previous life, he was too curious about this group of capable people and strangers in the late Han Dynasty, so he looked for their biographies, and now he can remember them.
The means by which these two people became famous is truly miraculous—Zhou An is good at interpreting dreams, and Ping Zhu is good at meeting faces.There are many aspects of his two interpretations of dreams. Although there are times when they are inaccurate, most of them are effective.According to the theory of probability, these two people are also amazing.
So Liu Xun took out a ball of hair tied with a red string from his cuff, and said, "Look, you two, what is this?"
Si Jun glanced at it, almost losing control of his expression.
What else could this ball of hair be? !Isn't this Xiao Yue's hair? !
Cat demons like Xiao Yue and Chu Ming seldom shed their own hair unless it was due to external factors—such as too much pressure from grooming and fighting.Xiao Yue and Chu Ming "superstitiously believed" that as a cat demon, Mao must have a magical effect.So let the system put away the hair that fell off, and make decorations for their partners.
Later, both of his partners had a pile of cat fur accessories, and the two cats began to sell their fur in the system.Although his two partners proved to be useless, others still bought some because of the cuteness of the two cats.
Not expensive anyway.
Now the white hair ball pendant in Liu Xun's hand, isn't it Xiao Yue's hair?Maybe it's the soft fur on the belly.Xiao Yue has always been very kind to Liu Xun.
After Ping Zhu and Zhou An washed their hands with the water and handkerchief brought by the attendant, they stared at the fur balls on the plate brought by the attendant, lost in thought.
A hint of interest flashed in Liu Xun's eyes.
Can these two people really see it?
Yu Shi and Fang Yuan also went up to take a look, and then...then they pretended that they hadn't done anything.
What kind of name can you tell from this ball of fluffy hair?
Ping Zhu and Zhou An looked at each other, Zhou An said: "How old is Brother Yu, can Brother Yu tell you first?"
Ping Zhu looked worried, but still nodded.
Liu Xun's eyes became more interesting.These two people still know each other?
After Zhou An stood up and bowed his hands, he said, "This fur ball...is not something out of this world."
The crowd was in an uproar.
Liu Xun said expressionlessly, "Oh? What is that?"
Zhou Andao: "Caomin only feels that there is a mysterious meaning in the fur ball, and he feels dizzy when he looks at it deeply. Forgive Caomin for his lack of knowledge, but he really doesn't know what it is."
Liu Xun lowered his head and took the hair ball back and pinched it.Apart from being easy to pinch, what mysterious meaning does this hair ball have?How did he not find out?
After hearing Zhou An's words, Ping Zhu also stood up and said, "The grass folk... also think that this is not an extraordinary thing. The grass folk... vaguely saw the shadow of a white tiger."
Liu Xun raised his eyebrows: "White tiger? A white tiger?"
Ping Zhu said: "With the touch of the fur ball, it shouldn't be a tiger. But the grass people do vaguely perceive a tiger-shaped figure."
Liu Xun said: "What color is the tiger's ears, eye sockets, limbs and tail? White?"
Ping Zhu said: "The grass people can't see clearly, so they also feel dizzy. They can only vaguely see that the tiger should be white, but for some reason there is a black mist around it."
Si Jun's brows have become more and more wrinkled.
Liu Xun said: "I know you two are capable, Ping Zhu is good at physiognomy, Zhou An is good at interpreting dreams. But can you see how your life expectancy will be?"
Zhou Anping and Zhu Xiangshi smiled wryly, and said in unison: "Caomin...is a sign of premature death."
Liu Xun said: "Since you know, why are you rushing to die?"
Zhou Anpingzhu was shocked.
Liu Xun raised his eyebrows: "Everything has a law, and the simplest law is the exchange of equal value. You two do have some skills, but it's like melons and fruits can't grow in the desert, and children can't eat great nourishment." It’s like medicine. In this world, if you really have some ability, you are destined to be unable to bear it. Once you use this ability, your lifespan will be reduced by one time. If you overdraw your lifespan, it will be nothing, and it will harm future generations.”
Zhou Anping and Zhu's expression calmed down.
Ping Zhu said: "The grassroots know. Therefore, the grassroots will not marry for life."
Zhou Andao: "Caomin is the same. Since God has given Caomin such abilities, maybe Caomin can do something within their ability in troubled times. Your Majesty, although Caomin is not good at learning, but if His Majesty orders you, you will definitely die."
Liu Xun said: "But I don't need you. I know what you know, and I know what you don't know. Those who spy on fate, fate will also spy on you. Those who stare at the abyss, the abyss will also stare at you. Do you think Talking about the future represents change, but do you know what a prophecy is? Prophecy is what is said and will come true.”
"That is to say, if the future that can be changed is spied on, then this road will be one step closer to the spied future, and it will become more and more difficult to change."
Liu Xun pretended to think for a while, and said, "Let me tell you two stories."
Well, one is the magically revised version of "Mieyun Tulu" before Shi Daochang left Xiaoqian World, which was dedicated by Su Yi; the other is the magically revised version of "Harry Potter", which was jointly revised and provided by Xiao Yue and Chu Ming.
The first story is mainly to tell everyone, do you think melons and fruits can grow in the desert?If not, then why do you think that immortal medicine will grow in the mortal world?Do you think success can be achieved overnight?If you can't, then why do you think becoming an immortal can be accomplished with a pill?Becoming an immortal, how can it be regarded as a test for a scholar to become a saint like Confucius and Mencius?
The second story is mainly to tell everyone that Voldemort was driven around by the prophecy and finally killed himself. Harry's parents were on a dead end because of the prophecy, and Harry was disturbed by the prophecy and really killed his adoptive father ( Of course, Harry Potter changed the godfather devil into a righteous father after the magic reform).Originally, they didn't know anything, so they might not make such a choice.It was because of the prophecy that they fulfilled the prophecy.It is said that if you are watching fate, you will be bound more deeply by fate.
Liu Xun said: "Because I know everything, I don't believe in anything. I summoned you this time just to send news to other capable people and strangers. I know that you care about the common people, and you are willing to break your bones for this. But it is not You can choose. You don’t need to overdraw your abilities anymore, just live on, you are also my people.”
Liu Xun said so much just to elicit this sentence.
Liu Xun's greatest weapon is his legitimacy as emperor.He is already the emperor, and he is also the rare son of the Yuan empress in the Han Dynasty. He has been the emperor of the prince since birth.
This orthodoxy, no matter how many clan puppets are brought out, there is no such thing.Those who opposed him were slapped in the face of justice from the very beginning.
It's all right for Liu Xun to be fatuous or just a puppet. The ruler of the world is for the capable.No matter how great the legitimacy is, it is not as important as the common people in the world.
However, Liu Xun now had Si Jun wholeheartedly governing Yizhou for him, and later got Liu Jing to offer Jingzhou, and started to promote new crops as soon as he left the palace, and the printing technique that can print dozens of books a day was also produced by Liu Xun.
Liu Xun has shown the appearance of a wise king.
Now that Liu Xun has shown the appearance of a wise king, he is the person who is most likely to end this troubled world. Regardless of whether he is loyal to the Han Dynasty or not, he is the first choice in his heart.
If other people want to compete with Liu Xun, they must come up with corresponding countermeasures to attack the rationality of his righteousness.
Therefore, this group of people began to support the Qinglian Sect, and began to search for capable people and strangers, trying to "spread rumors" about some visions, saying that Liu Xun was surrounded by villains, or that Liu Xun himself was a villain.
Liu Xun was impatient to fight against these so-called capable people and strangers who were sent here, so it would be better to do it once and for all.
For example, directly amplify the move and tell the world that I am the most powerful capable person. I will tell you that capable people are useless in this world. They are all poor people who are led by fate. Not only can they not change the future , but also take their own wealth and life.
"Then what is your majesty...?" Ping Zhu gritted his teeth and asked a rebellious question, "Isn't your majesty changing the future? What price will your majesty pay?"
"The thief is bold!"
"Take him down!"
"No reason!"
"..."
Ping Zhu's words were like stabbing a hornet's nest.Even Si Jun put on a show and pulled out the sword from his waist.
Liu Xun raised his palm, pressed it in mid-air, and said, "I'm fine, be quiet."
The scene was really quiet because of Liu Xun's action.Although they were still glaring at Pingzhu, they really didn't speak any more.
Liu Xun was extremely surprised.Are these people so obedient?When did I become so powerful?
Liu Xun looked at Ping Zhu, whose eyes were bloodshot and bloodshot, and who seemed very excited, thought for a while, and said calmly: "In the past, the Taizu was a man of Lu Zuo, who fought in the world with a three-foot sword in his hand, and won the world. This is not Taizu's extraordinary ability, but God's will."
"It is God's will for me to appear here now, to reorganize the mountains and rivers, and to reappear the prosperous age."
After finishing speaking, suddenly there was a loud noise from nowhere, and a flame burst, and then in the dark sky at dusk, the flame turned into a dragon, which disappeared in a flash.
Everyone watched the sparks fall, and the tip of their noses seemed to smell of fire and smoke from Shenlong's body.
Ping Zhu's eyes were a little distracted.
As a person with some real skills, he has visited fairy mountains all over the world, and he has also seen the dead magma after a volcanic eruption.Although it is very faint, this smell is the smell of the magma land that he once dreaded after only seeing it once.
The smell of being burned to ashes just by breathing.
Ping Zhu lifted the robe, kowtowed three times and bowed nine times: "Grassmen... kowtow to the real dragon emperor, long live your majesty! May the great man live forever and enjoy peace forever!"
Zhou An also knelt down and kowtowed three times and bowed nine times: "The grass people kowtow to the real dragon emperor! Long live your majesty! May the great man live forever and enjoy peace forever!"
Si Jun immediately kowtowed three times and bowed nine times quickly: "I kowtow to the real dragon emperor! Long live your majesty! May the great man live forever and enjoy peace forever!"
The rest of the people knelt down one after another, kowtowed three times and bowed nine times: "I kowtow to the real dragon emperor! Long live your majesty! May the great man live forever and enjoy peace forever!"
Liu Xun stood up, with his hands behind his back, and looked up into the distance with deep eyes.
"There is no eternal dynasty in this world. It is a general trend that cannot be changed if it is united for a long time, and it must be united for a long time. The world is so big that those who can give people a home and work live in it. The so-called "a king is a boat; a commoner is a water." "The water carries the boat, and the water capsizes the boat."
"Perhaps in a hundred years, the great Han will enter the chaotic world again. I hope you will not be like this, and the civil strife will continue. Our Chinese nation's weapons are external, not internal. No matter how important it is to compete in the Central Plains, the survival of the nation is more important. Changing dynasties is also a common thing Well, it is impossible for a great man to survive for thousands of years, but China will not perish. Now, I am laying the foundation for China's true prosperity."
"This prosperous age may take hundreds of years, and it will not be realized until the day I can't see it. But our efforts now will not be in vain, and will be recorded in the long river of history and remembered by all generations."
"We are creating the present, but also creating history and creating the future."
"Everyone, you are willing to create the future together with me!"
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"Mom, I'm so ashamed." Liu Xun gulped down a big mouthful of tea and said, "Who wrote this line?"
Xiao Yue's cat's paw pointed at Chu Ming, and Chu Ming slapped Xiao Yue to the ground with one paw.
Liu Xun turned into a cat and rolled around on the floor of the system hut: "Meow meow meow, I'm so ashamed! Luckily they didn't look up! My face is almost on fire! What the hell are you talking about! "
Si Jun smiled: "Even if they see your flushed face, they will only think it's from the sun."
Liu Xun continued to roll: "Meow meow meow meow, they don't look right at me. I feel ashamed to death, the second child is out of the table, should the current script be changed to the second child to save the world?"
Su Yi smiled and took the cat into his arms and rubbed it: "You added it impromptuly, right? The part where the Han Dynasty will perish?"
Liu Xun lay in Su Yi's arms, and the farmer said, "Yes, meow. After all, what should I do if there are unworthy sons in the Han Dynasty in the future and these people refuse to change the dynasty? This change is normal. A dynasty is corrupt. We should break up and build a new dynasty. Until the day when there is no need for a dynasty or emperor in this world.”
Su Yi rubbed Liu Xun's head and said, "Then do you want to write a book about the political system? To consolidate this idea?"
Liu Xun said, "Okay, okay, meow."
Si Jun hurriedly said, "Kang Le, stop joking."
Liu Xun said: "No kidding meow, this is not bad. How about "The Prince" plus "Das Kapital"? If I modify it according to the current reality, it may change the history of China and enter a new era early. Even if it is not used now. , can it be used in the future?"
Si Jun couldn't help giving Liu Xun a blank look, and said: "Maybe our descendants didn't use it, but people from other countries did. You know, although these two books are famous, they didn't benefit people from their own country. .”
Liu Xun said: "It doesn't matter. The general trend of the world is moving forward. Even if others want to develop, we will be forced to develop when we see others develop. Although we will suffer hardships, it is so difficult to rejuvenate the country."
Si Jun: "..." Liu Xun really took it easy.
"How difficult it is to rejuvenate the country." Xiao Yue, who was slapped wildly by Chu Ming because of the blame, flicked her tail, and said, "That's right, there are so many disasters in Huaguo in this world, why don't you stand up. Come on , Xiaocao, I like you."
Chu Ming stopped and slapped Xiao Yue softly, saying, "Xiaojian and I happen to have nothing to do, so we can help you write together."
Su Yi bumped Mu Yan with his elbow: "You also write a copy, and it can survive in our world."
Mu Yan said: "It's very interesting, but it will be written for many years."
Liu Xun licked his paw: "As long as you write it in your lifetime, it's fine. It's best to publish this kind of book before you die, so as not to cause social unrest."
"Uh...you won't worry about causing social unrest after you die?"
"After I die, don't care about the flood."
Su Yi and Mu Yan fell into deep thought.The two of them began to consider whether to write.You can't cheat your nephews and grandchildren, right?
"But since you used fireworks as a miracle, what will you do when you develop gunpowder in the future?" Su Yi suddenly thought of a serious question.
Liu Xun said: "What kind of gunpowder do we need now? Just cavalry is awesome enough. Even if we want to develop gunpowder, we have to wait until after the reunification. At that time, the position of Emperor Ben Meow has been consolidated. What does it matter if someone doubts the original miracle? Not to mention the dragon Shaped fireworks cannot be made with the current technology, but I used the high-end products you drew in the lottery. Even if someone makes fireworks, they can't make fireworks that rise into the air and become dragons."
Su Yi nodded: "That's true."
刘荨把猫脑袋塞宿谊怀里:“啊啊啊啊啊说起烟花,我又想起被中二支配的恐怖。啊啊啊啊啊太尴尬了!”
Si Jun couldn't help but shook his head with a smile.
That's right, this miracle is nothing more than dragon-shaped fireworks.The fireworks were drawn by Su Yi in a lottery. He originally wanted to improve his emperor's father's status, but later sold them to Liu Xun, so that he could pretend to be a good one today.
When Liu Xun finished speaking, the people in the backyard got the message and lit the fireworks.
Although this group of people were trained by Si Jun to be like dead men and dark guards, when the fireworks were lifted into the sky, they were still so scared that they fell to the ground, their eyes were dull, can't get up.
When Liu Xun and Si Jun returned to the backyard, the group of people were still sitting on the ground in a daze, and they seemed to be quite frightened.
They couldn't imagine how His Majesty the Emperor and the State Shepherd stuffed the dragon into this big drum.They... just unleashed a dragon?
The author has something to say: Liu Xun: Which one is better at pretending to be a ghost?
Si Jun: Dayu Dynasty is looking for Su Yi!
Su Yi: I am ashamed and ashamed.
Because Liu Xun was brought up by Su Yi, even though he verbally treated Su Yi like any other, in fact, everyone in the system except Liu Xun knew that he regarded Su Yi as an elder.
Su Yi's attitude of hating all so-called pills was also inherited by Liu Xun.Especially the so-called elixirs such as Hanshisan and Afulong that are addictive.
Si Jun had known for a long time that Liu Xun would promote the theory that pills are useless, so Su Yi specially trained Liu Xun, using his rich experience, to tell Liu Xun what to do so that this group of people would be a little less sensitive to drug taking. There are some scruples - it is impossible to completely eradicate them. This group of feudal men will do anything to keep their golden guns from falling on the bed.
Wushi Powder was said to be poisonous by a genius doctor, so after changing the formula a little and changing it to Hanshi Powder, some people still enjoy eating it.
Si Jun took another sip of tea to suppress his shock.
But he didn't expect Liu Xun to throw out such a big move.This was different from what they had rehearsed before.
Si Jun was shocked, not to mention the others.
This group of Yizhou backbone team members all looked at Liu Xun stupidly.
Liu Xun thought to himself, it would be great if he had a camera now, and if he snapped a photo of this group of people, he could laugh at them for the rest of his life.
The alchemist had already collapsed on the ground.
Si Jun sighed, and ordered the same sluggish soldiers to drag him away quickly.
Did you get so scared that your crotch got wet without looking at that person?If you don't drag it away, there will be a peculiar smell here.
After Liu Xun and other alchemists were dragged away, they leaned their elbows on the handle of the chair, rested their chins on the back of their hands, crossed their legs, and assumed a gangster-like posture like a mountain king: "There are two more. What are you good at?"
Liu Xun's sudden appearance frightened the group of alchemists.Regardless of whether there is a ghost in their hearts or not, this group of people understands that His Majesty the Emperor does not have a good impression of Fang Shi, and it is absolutely impossible for them to seek any favor from His Majesty.
Liu Xun smiled but said: "Why are you suddenly dumb? Since you dare to appear in front of me to promote yourself, you must have two brushes. You can speak straight. If it is still a matter of five stones and cold food, you can turn yourself in quickly, maybe I can spare your life."
"Why don't you talk?" Liu Xun said, "Could it be that you are here to cheat and abduct, and you don't know anything at all?"
As soon as Liu Xun finished speaking, the remaining two finally couldn't hold on anymore and kowtowed to Liu Xun for mercy.
Liu Xun said: "Don't just beg for mercy. You must have some ability to come before me. You are doing this like I am bullying you. Be quick and tell me what you are good at."
But the two Taoist priests were completely frightened and could not say anything except begging for mercy.
Liu Xun sighed: "Then the two of you go to the prison to calm down, and when you figure out what you are good at, I will release you. Drag it on."
The soldiers carried away the two ashen-faced people again, and the audience was silent.
Liu Xun turned his gaze back to the five people who said that a drop of water turns into ice. The five people's lips trembled and their eyes were terrified, as if they were looking at a tyrant.
It is true that a tyrant is right to send people to prison for a disagreement.Liu Xun thought to himself.
Liu Xun knew that if this group of alchemists were sent to prison, there would be a high probability that these alchemists would die directly in prison.
When he gave an order, people died.
But he didn't feel any negative thoughts in his mind.
He was still happy when he killed Yu Ze, but killing these alchemists was like accidentally stepping on an ant. There was no disturbance in his heart, and he even felt a little bored.
At this moment, Liu Xun really wanted to stretch and yawn.But for the sake of his emperor's majesty, he held back.
Although he looks like he's not sitting right now, if this series of actions didn't frighten the officials, someone must have already slandered the emperor for his misbehavior.
"I'll give you one more chance to tell me again, how does a drop of water turn into ice." Liu Xun said.
Those five people's faces were ashen, but they still bit the previous set of rhetoric to death.
They felt that they were not stupid, so they wouldn't let His Majesty scare them, and they would throw themselves into chaos.
Turning water into ice is a very miraculous method, but very few people know about it, and everyone keeps the method a secret. They believe that His Majesty the Emperor should not know about it.
However, in order to increase their bargaining chips, the five of them also resorted to other means.Two people said that they can turn stones into silver, two people said that they can turn nine-turn golden elixir, and the remaining one said that he can guess characters through eight diagrams.
Liu Xun couldn't help covering his mouth with his cuff and yawned.
The whole audience revived their curiosity, waiting for the five people to show off, but Liu Xun turned to Si Jun in boredom and said, "After all these years, alchemists still use these tricks. I thought I could see something new."
Si Jun smiled and said: "The most famous alchemists in the past, the place they most hope to enter is the imperial palace. The Han Dynasty has been passed down for hundreds of years, and they have seen all the methods of alchemists that can be seen. Don't make things difficult for them, Your Majesty."
Liu Xun sighed: "Yes."
The hearts of the five alchemists sank to the bottom.What does this mean, Your Majesty?
Liu Xun said: "Ever since Emperor Qin sent Xu Fu to visit Xianshan with the intention of immortality, successive emperors have summoned alchemists to Beijing. Of course, immortality is just an excuse. Emperors of all dynasties knew that the elixir is only for two purposes. Refresh yourself, Er, the intercourse technique, everyone understands."
Si Jun lowered his eyes and sighed.
Xiaocao, can you stop being so straightforward?Look at the embarrassment on the face of the people below?
Liu Xun acted as if he hadn't seen it, and continued: "The most powerful alchemists are all gathered around the emperor. The tricks you see and the so-called magic medicine you eat are almost all passed down from the palace. Even if they don't The news from the palace means that the palace has already seen it."
"Such as Wushi powder, and the so-called improved cold food powder; such as Jiuzhuan Jindan; such as dripping water into ice, touching stones into silver and turning stones into copper; such as measuring characters... These are all tricks that existed in the Qinhuang period. I didn't expect that, It’s really disappointing that people still use these little tricks.”
Liu Xun turned to Si Jun and said, "I'm tired after talking so much, Zijie can help me explain the rationale of these tricks to you gentlemen."
Si Jun stood up and cupped his hands, "I obey the order."
Looking at the ugly faces of their colleagues around them, some insiders couldn't help but pick up the tea cups to cover the corners of their mouths.
Si Jun cleared his throat and began to explain the alchemist's tricks.
Dropping water into ice is saltpeter ice making, turning stone into silver into copper is a replacement reaction, Jiuzhuan Jindan is a lead-mercury reaction, and the word testing uses simple knowledge of numbers.Su Yi and the alchemist have gone through countless tricks, and they have already summed up the alchemist's tricks.However, from ancient times to the present, from alchemists to modern feudal superstitions, there are only a few tricks used, at most they just change their appearance, but in fact they are still those things.
Probably a simple chemical reaction, that's all there is to it.
Si Jun exposed the tricks of these alchemists one by one with words that everyone present could understand.Some of the people below who didn't really believe in alchemists, but who had the spirit of action, were eager to try, and they couldn't wait to go home and try that interesting "trick" that Si Jun said.
The five alchemists also fell to the ground, crying for mercy.
Liu Xun's hands were numb, he sat up straight, lowered his legs, and said, "I gave you a chance."
After the soldiers took the five alchemists away, only the four named by Liu Xun were left on the scene.
Those four people's faces are ashen now, and they only hope that they can leave here safely.
They regretted it very much, and they all knew why a companion was like a tiger, why they had to take this muddy water.
After Liu Xun looked at these four people, his attitude became a little better.
This is a person who has left a magical reputation in history. He is a frequent guest of film and television dramas, so he must take a good look at it.
Moreover, these four people have a good reputation in history. They have never done bad things, and they have never pushed something like Wu Shi San Han Shi San, and they have left a lot of writings.Liu Xun did not intend to embarrass these four people.
So Liu Xun said: "Relax, is I so scary?"
Everyone including the four alchemists: "..." No, Your Majesty, you were really a little scary just now.
They finally began to face up to it, this is indeed the emperor of the Han Dynasty, a born emperor.
Look at this arrogance!
Seeing that the four of them hadn't relaxed yet, Liu Xun asked the attendants to bring stools for the four of them: "Sit and talk, don't worry, I'm also curious about you."
Four people: "..." I always feel that I can't relax any more.
Liu Xun first set his sights on the most famous Fang Yuan in later generations.
Si Jun also looked at this young alchemist curiously.
Liu Xun said: "Looking at your faces, there is no sign of heavy metal poisoning. So although you can make alchemy, you don't eat it much, right? At least you don't eat elixir made of lead, mercury and cinnabar, right?"
Four people: "..." How did His Majesty find out? !Can you tell just by looking at their faces?
Liu Xu thought to himself, these four people have red lips, white teeth, ruddy complexion, full of energy, fine skin, hair color... oh no, their hair color is black and shiny, it looks like they go to bed early, get up early, pay attention to exercise and maintain their health, and they look very healthy.After taking the pill, he didn't have such a good mental state.
Liu Xun said: "It's fine if you don't eat it, and you probably haven't refined the elixir for others to eat, right?"
The four of them looked at each other first, and then said in unison: "Report to Your Majesty, we don't make alchemy."
Liu Xun raised the corner of his mouth.
It's not that they don't practice alchemy, but that they are still young, and others dare not import the elixir they practiced, so they simply don't make alchemy now, and only rely on other means to find a new way to get ahead.
Liu Xun said: "Fang Yuan, I heard that you are good at conjuring ghosts."
Fang Yuan hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the poor..."
Liu Xun interrupted: "I know this is fake. You are good at intercourse."
Fang Yuan's face immediately turned red.
Liu Xun felt that what he said was a bit too much, but he didn't know how to say it.
This Fang Yuan, there are too many legends in later generations, saying that he can change, can conquer ghosts, can pass through walls, and everything.Of course, the records must be exaggerated. Fang Yuan, as the patriarch of the Danding lineage of Taoism in later generations, left behind so many miraculous Taoist classics.
Later generations guessed that Fang Yuan must be a master of magic, a master of disguise.
The only thing that can be sure of the authenticity is that Fang Yuan is good at intercourse, that is to say, he often makes aphrodisiac medicine for dignitaries.
But basically all the alchemists who can refine elixirs, and the elixirs that dignitaries ask them for are mostly yang-strengthening drugs and aphrodisiacs.
The corrupt life of the upper class nobles.
Liu Xun felt that this person looked quite pitiful, and added: "Okay, you can also do magic tricks. It's like changing into a pigeon or something, let me change a few more in the future."
Fang Yuan: "!!!!" His biggest support has been exposed!But... why is it called magic?
Liu Xun looked at Yu Shi again: "Are you treating people with Fushui?"
Yu Shi immediately said: "Your Majesty, being poor is not trying to steal people's money, please be careful!"
Liu Xun said: "Oh, I know you don't. You should be good at medicine. After treating the people, you put the ashes of the amulets into the medicine juice and give them to the people. You rarely take money from the people, only... um, you are very interesting."
The Yu room was struck by lightning.
How does His Majesty know his methods?He also deliberately diluted the potion so that it didn't look like a potion, even the healers sent by the nobles didn't notice it!
Liu Xun said: "But if you continue like this, you will be killed sooner or later. You have offended too many people by robbing the rich and helping the poor."
Yu Shi was sweating profusely, his lips trembling.
Si Jun glanced at Liu Xun, is Liu Xun going to save Yu's room?
In history, Yu Shi used talisman water to treat common people's illnesses among the people, but later, because of his too much influence, the warlords feared and were killed.
It is said that Yu Shi once quelled several epidemics and saved many people.It's normal for Liu Xun to want to save him.
Liu Xun said: "You should follow Yuan Hua as an apprentice in the future. Yuan Hua has always wanted a successor, but he couldn't find someone who is qualified. I think you have good qualifications. After you finish your studies, I will decree to help you save the common people. Don't lie, you will lose your life if you lie."
Yu Shi suddenly raised his head, excited: "Yuan...Yuan genius doctor?!"
Liu Xun said, "That's the one."
Yu Shi knelt down with a plop, and Liu Xun's knees hurt a little from the sound: "Thank you, Your Majesty Long En! Poor Dao... No, the grass people are so grateful!"
Well, I don't even want to be a Taoist priest.Liu Xun slandered.
However, many miraculous doctors practice medicine as Taoist priests.Compared with doctors who are being bullied, Taoist priests have a higher status and let them be free.
Liu Xun said: "Get up, I know your difficulties. You say you are a doctor, but ignorant people don't believe you. But give them a bowl of talisman water, and they will drink it happily. Let's expose your past, and follow Yuan Hua from now on. Study well."
Liu Xun shifted his gaze to the remaining two.
At this time, the remaining two had stopped shaking.
Although the first two were exposed by the emperor, they were not punished, and according to the emperor's opinion, they should have been taken by the emperor for his own use from then on.So their luck should not be bad, right?
Seeing the remaining two, Liu Xun was a little worried.
Although Fang Yuan's miraculous deeds are the most rumored in later generations, he can barely explain these things through science.Seeing Fang Yuan's reaction, he should have guessed correctly, Fang Yuan should have used some magic tricks such as disguise to show miracles.However, Fang Yuan's knowledge of the Five Classics is a talent in itself, so his miraculous means don't matter.
The remaining two are not too well-known in history. Although they appeared in film and television dramas, they were all mentioned in one stroke.In fact, in his previous life, he was too curious about this group of capable people and strangers in the late Han Dynasty, so he looked for their biographies, and now he can remember them.
The means by which these two people became famous is truly miraculous—Zhou An is good at interpreting dreams, and Ping Zhu is good at meeting faces.There are many aspects of his two interpretations of dreams. Although there are times when they are inaccurate, most of them are effective.According to the theory of probability, these two people are also amazing.
So Liu Xun took out a ball of hair tied with a red string from his cuff, and said, "Look, you two, what is this?"
Si Jun glanced at it, almost losing control of his expression.
What else could this ball of hair be? !Isn't this Xiao Yue's hair? !
Cat demons like Xiao Yue and Chu Ming seldom shed their own hair unless it was due to external factors—such as too much pressure from grooming and fighting.Xiao Yue and Chu Ming "superstitiously believed" that as a cat demon, Mao must have a magical effect.So let the system put away the hair that fell off, and make decorations for their partners.
Later, both of his partners had a pile of cat fur accessories, and the two cats began to sell their fur in the system.Although his two partners proved to be useless, others still bought some because of the cuteness of the two cats.
Not expensive anyway.
Now the white hair ball pendant in Liu Xun's hand, isn't it Xiao Yue's hair?Maybe it's the soft fur on the belly.Xiao Yue has always been very kind to Liu Xun.
After Ping Zhu and Zhou An washed their hands with the water and handkerchief brought by the attendant, they stared at the fur balls on the plate brought by the attendant, lost in thought.
A hint of interest flashed in Liu Xun's eyes.
Can these two people really see it?
Yu Shi and Fang Yuan also went up to take a look, and then...then they pretended that they hadn't done anything.
What kind of name can you tell from this ball of fluffy hair?
Ping Zhu and Zhou An looked at each other, Zhou An said: "How old is Brother Yu, can Brother Yu tell you first?"
Ping Zhu looked worried, but still nodded.
Liu Xun's eyes became more interesting.These two people still know each other?
After Zhou An stood up and bowed his hands, he said, "This fur ball...is not something out of this world."
The crowd was in an uproar.
Liu Xun said expressionlessly, "Oh? What is that?"
Zhou Andao: "Caomin only feels that there is a mysterious meaning in the fur ball, and he feels dizzy when he looks at it deeply. Forgive Caomin for his lack of knowledge, but he really doesn't know what it is."
Liu Xun lowered his head and took the hair ball back and pinched it.Apart from being easy to pinch, what mysterious meaning does this hair ball have?How did he not find out?
After hearing Zhou An's words, Ping Zhu also stood up and said, "The grass folk... also think that this is not an extraordinary thing. The grass folk... vaguely saw the shadow of a white tiger."
Liu Xun raised his eyebrows: "White tiger? A white tiger?"
Ping Zhu said: "With the touch of the fur ball, it shouldn't be a tiger. But the grass people do vaguely perceive a tiger-shaped figure."
Liu Xun said: "What color is the tiger's ears, eye sockets, limbs and tail? White?"
Ping Zhu said: "The grass people can't see clearly, so they also feel dizzy. They can only vaguely see that the tiger should be white, but for some reason there is a black mist around it."
Si Jun's brows have become more and more wrinkled.
Liu Xun said: "I know you two are capable, Ping Zhu is good at physiognomy, Zhou An is good at interpreting dreams. But can you see how your life expectancy will be?"
Zhou Anping and Zhu Xiangshi smiled wryly, and said in unison: "Caomin...is a sign of premature death."
Liu Xun said: "Since you know, why are you rushing to die?"
Zhou Anpingzhu was shocked.
Liu Xun raised his eyebrows: "Everything has a law, and the simplest law is the exchange of equal value. You two do have some skills, but it's like melons and fruits can't grow in the desert, and children can't eat great nourishment." It’s like medicine. In this world, if you really have some ability, you are destined to be unable to bear it. Once you use this ability, your lifespan will be reduced by one time. If you overdraw your lifespan, it will be nothing, and it will harm future generations.”
Zhou Anping and Zhu's expression calmed down.
Ping Zhu said: "The grassroots know. Therefore, the grassroots will not marry for life."
Zhou Andao: "Caomin is the same. Since God has given Caomin such abilities, maybe Caomin can do something within their ability in troubled times. Your Majesty, although Caomin is not good at learning, but if His Majesty orders you, you will definitely die."
Liu Xun said: "But I don't need you. I know what you know, and I know what you don't know. Those who spy on fate, fate will also spy on you. Those who stare at the abyss, the abyss will also stare at you. Do you think Talking about the future represents change, but do you know what a prophecy is? Prophecy is what is said and will come true.”
"That is to say, if the future that can be changed is spied on, then this road will be one step closer to the spied future, and it will become more and more difficult to change."
Liu Xun pretended to think for a while, and said, "Let me tell you two stories."
Well, one is the magically revised version of "Mieyun Tulu" before Shi Daochang left Xiaoqian World, which was dedicated by Su Yi; the other is the magically revised version of "Harry Potter", which was jointly revised and provided by Xiao Yue and Chu Ming.
The first story is mainly to tell everyone, do you think melons and fruits can grow in the desert?If not, then why do you think that immortal medicine will grow in the mortal world?Do you think success can be achieved overnight?If you can't, then why do you think becoming an immortal can be accomplished with a pill?Becoming an immortal, how can it be regarded as a test for a scholar to become a saint like Confucius and Mencius?
The second story is mainly to tell everyone that Voldemort was driven around by the prophecy and finally killed himself. Harry's parents were on a dead end because of the prophecy, and Harry was disturbed by the prophecy and really killed his adoptive father ( Of course, Harry Potter changed the godfather devil into a righteous father after the magic reform).Originally, they didn't know anything, so they might not make such a choice.It was because of the prophecy that they fulfilled the prophecy.It is said that if you are watching fate, you will be bound more deeply by fate.
Liu Xun said: "Because I know everything, I don't believe in anything. I summoned you this time just to send news to other capable people and strangers. I know that you care about the common people, and you are willing to break your bones for this. But it is not You can choose. You don’t need to overdraw your abilities anymore, just live on, you are also my people.”
Liu Xun said so much just to elicit this sentence.
Liu Xun's greatest weapon is his legitimacy as emperor.He is already the emperor, and he is also the rare son of the Yuan empress in the Han Dynasty. He has been the emperor of the prince since birth.
This orthodoxy, no matter how many clan puppets are brought out, there is no such thing.Those who opposed him were slapped in the face of justice from the very beginning.
It's all right for Liu Xun to be fatuous or just a puppet. The ruler of the world is for the capable.No matter how great the legitimacy is, it is not as important as the common people in the world.
However, Liu Xun now had Si Jun wholeheartedly governing Yizhou for him, and later got Liu Jing to offer Jingzhou, and started to promote new crops as soon as he left the palace, and the printing technique that can print dozens of books a day was also produced by Liu Xun.
Liu Xun has shown the appearance of a wise king.
Now that Liu Xun has shown the appearance of a wise king, he is the person who is most likely to end this troubled world. Regardless of whether he is loyal to the Han Dynasty or not, he is the first choice in his heart.
If other people want to compete with Liu Xun, they must come up with corresponding countermeasures to attack the rationality of his righteousness.
Therefore, this group of people began to support the Qinglian Sect, and began to search for capable people and strangers, trying to "spread rumors" about some visions, saying that Liu Xun was surrounded by villains, or that Liu Xun himself was a villain.
Liu Xun was impatient to fight against these so-called capable people and strangers who were sent here, so it would be better to do it once and for all.
For example, directly amplify the move and tell the world that I am the most powerful capable person. I will tell you that capable people are useless in this world. They are all poor people who are led by fate. Not only can they not change the future , but also take their own wealth and life.
"Then what is your majesty...?" Ping Zhu gritted his teeth and asked a rebellious question, "Isn't your majesty changing the future? What price will your majesty pay?"
"The thief is bold!"
"Take him down!"
"No reason!"
"..."
Ping Zhu's words were like stabbing a hornet's nest.Even Si Jun put on a show and pulled out the sword from his waist.
Liu Xun raised his palm, pressed it in mid-air, and said, "I'm fine, be quiet."
The scene was really quiet because of Liu Xun's action.Although they were still glaring at Pingzhu, they really didn't speak any more.
Liu Xun was extremely surprised.Are these people so obedient?When did I become so powerful?
Liu Xun looked at Ping Zhu, whose eyes were bloodshot and bloodshot, and who seemed very excited, thought for a while, and said calmly: "In the past, the Taizu was a man of Lu Zuo, who fought in the world with a three-foot sword in his hand, and won the world. This is not Taizu's extraordinary ability, but God's will."
"It is God's will for me to appear here now, to reorganize the mountains and rivers, and to reappear the prosperous age."
After finishing speaking, suddenly there was a loud noise from nowhere, and a flame burst, and then in the dark sky at dusk, the flame turned into a dragon, which disappeared in a flash.
Everyone watched the sparks fall, and the tip of their noses seemed to smell of fire and smoke from Shenlong's body.
Ping Zhu's eyes were a little distracted.
As a person with some real skills, he has visited fairy mountains all over the world, and he has also seen the dead magma after a volcanic eruption.Although it is very faint, this smell is the smell of the magma land that he once dreaded after only seeing it once.
The smell of being burned to ashes just by breathing.
Ping Zhu lifted the robe, kowtowed three times and bowed nine times: "Grassmen... kowtow to the real dragon emperor, long live your majesty! May the great man live forever and enjoy peace forever!"
Zhou An also knelt down and kowtowed three times and bowed nine times: "The grass people kowtow to the real dragon emperor! Long live your majesty! May the great man live forever and enjoy peace forever!"
Si Jun immediately kowtowed three times and bowed nine times quickly: "I kowtow to the real dragon emperor! Long live your majesty! May the great man live forever and enjoy peace forever!"
The rest of the people knelt down one after another, kowtowed three times and bowed nine times: "I kowtow to the real dragon emperor! Long live your majesty! May the great man live forever and enjoy peace forever!"
Liu Xun stood up, with his hands behind his back, and looked up into the distance with deep eyes.
"There is no eternal dynasty in this world. It is a general trend that cannot be changed if it is united for a long time, and it must be united for a long time. The world is so big that those who can give people a home and work live in it. The so-called "a king is a boat; a commoner is a water." "The water carries the boat, and the water capsizes the boat."
"Perhaps in a hundred years, the great Han will enter the chaotic world again. I hope you will not be like this, and the civil strife will continue. Our Chinese nation's weapons are external, not internal. No matter how important it is to compete in the Central Plains, the survival of the nation is more important. Changing dynasties is also a common thing Well, it is impossible for a great man to survive for thousands of years, but China will not perish. Now, I am laying the foundation for China's true prosperity."
"This prosperous age may take hundreds of years, and it will not be realized until the day I can't see it. But our efforts now will not be in vain, and will be recorded in the long river of history and remembered by all generations."
"We are creating the present, but also creating history and creating the future."
"Everyone, you are willing to create the future together with me!"
……
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"Mom, I'm so ashamed." Liu Xun gulped down a big mouthful of tea and said, "Who wrote this line?"
Xiao Yue's cat's paw pointed at Chu Ming, and Chu Ming slapped Xiao Yue to the ground with one paw.
Liu Xun turned into a cat and rolled around on the floor of the system hut: "Meow meow meow, I'm so ashamed! Luckily they didn't look up! My face is almost on fire! What the hell are you talking about! "
Si Jun smiled: "Even if they see your flushed face, they will only think it's from the sun."
Liu Xun continued to roll: "Meow meow meow meow, they don't look right at me. I feel ashamed to death, the second child is out of the table, should the current script be changed to the second child to save the world?"
Su Yi smiled and took the cat into his arms and rubbed it: "You added it impromptuly, right? The part where the Han Dynasty will perish?"
Liu Xun lay in Su Yi's arms, and the farmer said, "Yes, meow. After all, what should I do if there are unworthy sons in the Han Dynasty in the future and these people refuse to change the dynasty? This change is normal. A dynasty is corrupt. We should break up and build a new dynasty. Until the day when there is no need for a dynasty or emperor in this world.”
Su Yi rubbed Liu Xun's head and said, "Then do you want to write a book about the political system? To consolidate this idea?"
Liu Xun said, "Okay, okay, meow."
Si Jun hurriedly said, "Kang Le, stop joking."
Liu Xun said: "No kidding meow, this is not bad. How about "The Prince" plus "Das Kapital"? If I modify it according to the current reality, it may change the history of China and enter a new era early. Even if it is not used now. , can it be used in the future?"
Si Jun couldn't help giving Liu Xun a blank look, and said: "Maybe our descendants didn't use it, but people from other countries did. You know, although these two books are famous, they didn't benefit people from their own country. .”
Liu Xun said: "It doesn't matter. The general trend of the world is moving forward. Even if others want to develop, we will be forced to develop when we see others develop. Although we will suffer hardships, it is so difficult to rejuvenate the country."
Si Jun: "..." Liu Xun really took it easy.
"How difficult it is to rejuvenate the country." Xiao Yue, who was slapped wildly by Chu Ming because of the blame, flicked her tail, and said, "That's right, there are so many disasters in Huaguo in this world, why don't you stand up. Come on , Xiaocao, I like you."
Chu Ming stopped and slapped Xiao Yue softly, saying, "Xiaojian and I happen to have nothing to do, so we can help you write together."
Su Yi bumped Mu Yan with his elbow: "You also write a copy, and it can survive in our world."
Mu Yan said: "It's very interesting, but it will be written for many years."
Liu Xun licked his paw: "As long as you write it in your lifetime, it's fine. It's best to publish this kind of book before you die, so as not to cause social unrest."
"Uh...you won't worry about causing social unrest after you die?"
"After I die, don't care about the flood."
Su Yi and Mu Yan fell into deep thought.The two of them began to consider whether to write.You can't cheat your nephews and grandchildren, right?
"But since you used fireworks as a miracle, what will you do when you develop gunpowder in the future?" Su Yi suddenly thought of a serious question.
Liu Xun said: "What kind of gunpowder do we need now? Just cavalry is awesome enough. Even if we want to develop gunpowder, we have to wait until after the reunification. At that time, the position of Emperor Ben Meow has been consolidated. What does it matter if someone doubts the original miracle? Not to mention the dragon Shaped fireworks cannot be made with the current technology, but I used the high-end products you drew in the lottery. Even if someone makes fireworks, they can't make fireworks that rise into the air and become dragons."
Su Yi nodded: "That's true."
刘荨把猫脑袋塞宿谊怀里:“啊啊啊啊啊说起烟花,我又想起被中二支配的恐怖。啊啊啊啊啊太尴尬了!”
Si Jun couldn't help but shook his head with a smile.
That's right, this miracle is nothing more than dragon-shaped fireworks.The fireworks were drawn by Su Yi in a lottery. He originally wanted to improve his emperor's father's status, but later sold them to Liu Xun, so that he could pretend to be a good one today.
When Liu Xun finished speaking, the people in the backyard got the message and lit the fireworks.
Although this group of people were trained by Si Jun to be like dead men and dark guards, when the fireworks were lifted into the sky, they were still so scared that they fell to the ground, their eyes were dull, can't get up.
When Liu Xun and Si Jun returned to the backyard, the group of people were still sitting on the ground in a daze, and they seemed to be quite frightened.
They couldn't imagine how His Majesty the Emperor and the State Shepherd stuffed the dragon into this big drum.They... just unleashed a dragon?
The author has something to say: Liu Xun: Which one is better at pretending to be a ghost?
Si Jun: Dayu Dynasty is looking for Su Yi!
Su Yi: I am ashamed and ashamed.
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