After snatching the old Gong five heads

"Good luck, eat chicken at night!"

The familiar eight yellow characters popped up on the computer screen. Qi Qi let go of the mouse, casually picked up a toffee from the table and stuffed it into his mouth. There was no expression of surprise on his face.

In the low-segment fish pond game, and a single player frying fish in four rows, this number of kills is not something for him to be complacent about.

Clicking the mouse to return to the game lobby, Qi Qi re-clicked a single four-row, the girl character wearing a gray school uniform skirt just entered the quality square, the game suddenly reported an error and disconnected.

Like most PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds players, Qi Qi has become accustomed to the garbage optimization of the Blue Hole. When he restarts the accelerator to log in to the game, a black screen notice "YOUHAVEBEENBANNED!" pops up in the game hall that should have been loaded.

Because the character account has been reported too many times, this account needs to be banned and checked until February 2th.

Qi Qi: "..."

_(:3」∠)_It’s just a game of fish ponds, killing a few more people, so that they can be taught to be a man by the official, which can be said to be very wronged.

Fortunately, it was only closed for one day, and Qi Qi didn't have any psychological burden. He reached out to take off the earphones, rubbed the blond hair that was pressed by the earphones like a chicken coop, stood up and stretched, walked slowly into the bathroom, took With the hair dryer, I casually blow-dried my hair that was not completely dry.

The boy in the mirror has light golden hair, the natural kind, the hair is very soft, with a little curl.

Qi Qi's complexion is very fair, his face is small with the exquisiteness unique to oriental people, his nose is straight, his eye sockets are slightly deep, his pupils are dove gray and his iconic big eyes finally make him a bit of a western mixed race feature.

This year is the second time for Qi Qi to go back to China with his parents to celebrate the New Year. The plane just arrived in Shenzhen last night, and he was forced to experience a wave of jet lag. He woke up around [-] o'clock in the morning and couldn't sleep. After taking a shower, playing the game with headphones on before drying the hair, I passed my addiction.

Who would have thought that the first time he lined up an Asian server in the arms of the motherland, he was directly reported and banned, obviously he didn't play any outstanding operations.

After drying her hair and putting on a light gray sweater over a simple white T-shirt, Qi Qi glanced at the time and went downstairs to meet the elders and relatives at home.

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, it was rare for Qi Qi's family to return to China for the New Year. Relatives he didn't know gathered early in the morning at the main house where his grandparents lived.

Qi Qi's Chinese is not very good, and he is not usually a person who likes to join in the fun. After greeting the elders, he found a quiet corner and sat down by himself.

Thinking of his blocked account, Qi Qi curled his lips a little helplessly, opened the OPGG software on his phone, and prepared to take a look at his previous solo four-row kill situation.

As soon as I entered the main page, the first thing I saw was the big character title of "LB Origin Team Disbanded".

"At 2018 o'clock in the morning on February 2, 17, 'Let's Begin' ushered in its end. The official Weibo of the LB Origin team officially announced the disbandment of the team...The team captain Knight and the three members have not responded yet... ..."

Knight's team disbanded?

Qi Qi frowned lightly. He didn't know much about professional teams in China. The ones he had a little impression of were the champions and runners-up 4H and LB in last year's PGL Spring Invitational Tournament.

Among the domestic FPS professional players in the past two years, Qi Qi has a deep impression on Knight. He has watched Knight's training game video, and he can be called a god in terms of body skills and overall situation. His on-the-spot performance was perfectly proportional to his own arrogance.

There are many professional players of this level that the team wants to take back and become a bodhisattva.

It took only two or three seconds for the idea of ​​Knight to flash through his mind, and Qi Qi quickly turned his attention to his game record query.

Qi Qi, who didn't take the disbandment of the LB team seriously at all, didn't know that since the disbandment announcement was released early yesterday morning, the name "Knight Nanjue" has been the top trending search on Weibo for a full 24 hours.

And Nan Jue, who was the subject of the hot search, was coming out of a breakfast shop with a bag of steamed buns at the moment.

Sleepy eyes can't hide the handsome God K. He took off the sunglasses hanging on the denim jacket with one hand and put them on. While yawning, he took out the car keys from his trouser pocket, and slowly walked towards the car parked on the side of the road. The orange sullen supercar ran around.

"Wodema! Look! It's all legs at first glance!"

"This leg and this figure must be 1.9 meters, right?!"

"Woc! Isn't this God K?!"

"What?? God K???!"

Before Nan Jue had time to press the car key, he was surrounded by four or five young girls.

He let go of his hand, tilted his head sideways and pulled the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and gave them a condescending glance.

Feeling the legendary K-type signature freezing ray up close, the little girls flinched unconsciously and silently took half a step back.

Seeing this, Nan Jue hooked his fingers towards one of the little girls holding a notebook and ballpoint pen, his thin lips were slightly parted, and his tone was a little lazy in his indifference: "Sign one, don't worry about it in cold weather." wandering the streets."

The tone was obviously not very polite, but the faces of several girls were all flushed red. The girl who was called carefully handed over the ballpoint pen, and said in a nervous voice, "Thank you God K."

Nan Jue, who was surrounded and leaning on the car, held a bag of steamed buns in his left hand, and a notebook held by a little girl in his right hand. The words "Knight" were scrawled and domineering, and appeared vividly on the white paper. .

Handing back the pen in his hand, Nan Jue took a look around the crowd and took half a step back before opening the car door and sitting in the driver's seat recklessly.

Seeing him close the car door, the little girl holding the autograph got some courage and shouted through the car window: "God K, will you continue to play?"

Nan Jue, who had already started the car, stepped on the accelerator, lowered the car window, and said to the person outside the window: "Go back and start a live broadcast."

As soon as the words fell, the car drove away.

The fans who were stunned in place exclaimed in unison, "Live broadcast!! Go! Hurry up and find a place to wait for God K to broadcast live!!"

"By the way, let's post a Weibo? Many people are waiting for God K to appear!!"

"The fan group also shouted..."

……

After eating the steamed buns for three by himself, Nan Jue casually pushed the leftovers on the table, still walking lazily, opened the door of the study room that had been useless for a year, and logged in to the game while Turn on Live.

As soon as the live broadcast room opened, the popularity soared like a rocket. Nan Jue opened the title of the live broadcast room and changed the previous words "Origin Team-Knight" to "A question and answer paid column, with a limit of 20 -Knight".

Within one hour, any user who has thrown a gift of more than a deep-water torpedo can ask Nan Jue a question that must be answered.

In the gift list of Blue Ocean Live, the deep-water torpedo is worth 1314 soft sister coins, which means that if you ask Nan Jue a question that must be answered, you need to spend 1314 soft sister coins, the kind of real money.

Even so, as soon as the title of Nan Jue's live broadcast room was changed, many people rushed to throw a lot of deep-water torpedoes.

While checking the problems sorted out by the housing management on his mobile phone, Nan Jue started a new round of solo four-row.

at the same time.

Qi Qi, who went upstairs after lunch, just bought a new account to log in to the game, and was going to continue to go to the Asian Server Fish Pond Bureau to take revenge on the society, so as to continue his legacy of having his account banned.

Here, because the team disbanded, Nan Jue, who also used his trumpet that had been dusty for many years, clicked "Start" almost at the same time.

In less than ten seconds after entering Quality Plaza, I heard someone howling there with a public mic: "I'm sub-Olympic?!!! I'm fucking K God???"

"Wow!! Brother!! We are also watching the live broadcast!! Where is Sir Alex?"

"My lord opens the iron door in the S direction, the iron door is noisy, find out!!!"

"God K, did Yuanyuan disband because of the transfer of Eleven and Luobo, and the retirement of King Yan???"

Nan Jue, who was squatting in front of the iron door and mechanically pressed the F key to open and close the door, turned on all the voices, and his tone was not as calm as his own: "Want to know?"

"Think! Want to get a batch!!!"

"I heard that Eleven has transferred to the EM team???"

"It's also fate to be matched together. Come to my live broadcast room and send two deep-water torpedoes. I can make you the most special 21st special guest." Nan Jue took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and flicked on the lighter.

"Brother... Poor!!!"

The player had just finished saying the word "poor", and all the players were sent to the plane collectively, and all kinds of questions began to be asked one after another in the plane.

Nan Jue frowned and blocked all voices, and glanced at the questions received on the phone.

"After the entire LB team is disbanded, what are the plans for everyone, including God K? Will you go to another team? Or have you found a new club?"

Nan Jue pursed his lips, took a puff of his cigarette, and replied lazily: "Everyone has their own arrangements. For example, I haven't been back to Haishi for the New Year in two years. This year, I just took time to come back for the New Year. Eleven and Carrot are sweet in the Maldives. Duo, Yan Wang is on a blind date recently, saying that he wants to have a son this year."

At the end, I don't forget to add: "One-sixth of the Year of the Dog has passed, and I think Yan Wang is a bit bloated."

"Friend Nan, do you have a girlfriend?" Nan Jue read out the next question word by word, silent for two seconds, and replied, "Sorry, I'm only looking for a boyfriend."

As soon as these words came out, it was like thunder on the ground.

The barrage is completely crazy!

[Grandfather's third-level head:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[God K's 1.8-meter long legs:? ?my husband? ? ?Coming out publicly? ? ? ? ? 】

[Knight is my knight: male...boyfriend...but, yes, compared to a girlfriend, I can accept the fact that my husband has a boyfriend! 】

[Grandpa's AWM: Sir, TUT, what rigid criteria do you have for choosing a boyfriend? 】

"Hard standard?" Nan Jue snorted, exhaled a puff of smoke rings, and quite casually chose the observation station on the east side of the airport to skydive, so that he could chat with the barrage while playing jungle.

"I control my appearance. I can't look uglier than me. I can't be taller than me. Well, it's better to be cute. The most important thing is to be obedient... Playing games requires at least a professional level."

【Friend Nan's Girlfriend: Despair.jpg. 】

[My Jue is 30 meters today: I just spent [-] seconds reviewing the current professional players, including but not limited to chicken-eating players. It can be said that the entire army is wiped out on the first standard. 】

In today's e-sports circle, can you find a professional player who is better looking than Nan Jue?

nonexistent.

There is no such thing.

[My lord on the face of e-sports: Today's lord is still running wildly on the road to be lonely! 】

It is a pity.

Qi Qi is a withdrawn boy who blocks all voices all the year round and likes to play alone. If he turns on all voices at this time, he will definitely hear the other players on the plane repeating Knight's mate selection criteria.

Qi Qi continued to jump around the military base according to his usual habits, which is what everyone often calls the airport. He first landed on the third floor platform and picked up a handful of trolls, and then the two players who landed were taken away by his three or four trolls. .

When entering the third floor, I first picked up an AKM, quickly stuck in the position and shot at the people on the second floor, and finally fired a grenade, until the whole team in the warehouse was cleared back to the game hall.

Near the observation station in the distance, Nan Jue, who had just got on his motorcycle, glanced at the information of "k7777777" consecutively killing players on the top right of the screen, and clicked lightly: "Where is the fish egg bureau making trouble in the sea?"

Fish egg game, as the name suggests, the level of players is several levels weaker than fish pond game, most players are in a state of "who am I, where am I, I'm standing and waiting for you to shoot me".

Nan Jue was driving his motorcycle to go to the airport to try to persuade him to fight, but suddenly he was hit by two M4 bullets on the way. The motorcycle made a beautiful big turn, turned over and landed, and directly went up to grab the UMP9.

[Knight7 kills ShakaLaka with UMP9]

[Knight7 uses UMP9 to knock down xiaoxiannv11]

There were three people in total by the wall of the bungalow on the side of the road. Two consecutive kills and knockdown messages popped up, and Nan Jue was also beaten to half a square of blood by the opponent. The moment he turned back and retreated, a 98k silence came from the earphone. Two kill messages popped up in the upper right corner of the screen.

[k7777777 killed xiaoxiannv98 with 11k]

[k7777777 killed nibabahenfan with 98k]

200 meters away, two shots at 98k, one shot for additional killing, and one shot for a precise headshot.

Nan Jue said "Damn it" in a low voice, and threw away the cigarette in his hand, "How dare this brat make trouble on me?"

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room can no longer be read. It is full of fancy "hahahahahaha", "Nezha is making trouble in the South China Sea!!!", "A total of three people were robbed of two heads, just ask Nanshen, are you feeling uncomfortable!"

"Okay, I'll stop him at the bridge in a while!" As soon as Nan Jue's words fell, the sound of the motorcycle behind the mountain became farther and farther away.

The barrage went crazy again like "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

"My lord, you can't do it, don't wait for you to deliver the courier at the bridge when you pass by!"

"Sit and wait for a slap in the face!"

The corner of Nan Jue's eyes twitched, and he said noblely and coldly: "Is the house manager here? Those little bastards who said I can't do it, why don't you seal them up?"

"Quality anchor, find out!"

"Annoying anchor, find out!"

At this time, Qi Qi, who was racing his motorcycle towards the center of the newly refreshed drug circle, didn't know that his act of bravery and kind persuasion just now had successfully attracted the attention of a disbanded team leader.

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Some notes:

No abuse, pretentious little sweet article, the main sweet sub-game.

The game settings are mainly from PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (pubg) without a clear version time, the background of the era is all superficial, and details such as the competition system are referenced.

Personnel demining:

Qi Qi: On the surface, he is cute and polite (to strangers), but on the inside he is dark and fierce (to competitions), with five lectures and four beauties, a small milk bag, poor Chinese, and high IQ.

Nan Jue: On the surface, he is cold and abstinent (to strangers), but on the inside he is flirtatious and flirtatious (to Qi Qi). He has a handsome face in e-sports, does his own thing, and has a big aura.