Keeping A Loyal Dog Is Not As Good As A Loyal Dragon

After hearing his words, Li Zhiqing couldn't help but clicked hard: "How do you talk, who is the ancestor in broad daylight?"

Tang Shunshi had already abandoned the teacup and held the black phosphorous in his palm instead. His small eyes, which had been squeezed by flesh all the year round, were also wide open, as if he had seen a ghost in a sunny day.

Only now did Li Zhiqing see that something was wrong with Tang Shunshi, stopped eating, and asked him, "What kind of evil are you here?"

Tang Shunshi's expression restrained a little, and he raised his eyes to look at him, the arc of his eyebrows twisted in disbelief: "The evil of the old ancestor."

"What?" Li Zhiqing narrowed his eyes, why didn't he understand.

"Let me take it easy for a while." Tang Shunshi gestured to him, wiped his face vigorously several times before speaking again, "Tell me about the events of the past two days from beginning to end. "

Li Zhiqing was puzzled: "Didn't I tell you about it on the phone last time?"

"Tell me again, in as much detail as you can." Tang Shunshi rarely showed a serious face.

It was the first time for Li Zhiqing to see him showing such earnest eyes to him, and he looked at Tang Shunshi for a moment, recalling carefully from the day when the rain suddenly turned violent, and talking about the dream he had that night when he met You Chuan, the expression on Tang Shunshi's face It changed a bit, and when you Chuan stretched out his fingers to the sky, Tang Shun slapped his knuckles on the table.

Li Zhiqing's hands ached for him as soon as he heard that movement, and before he finished aching for Tang Shunshi, his forehead really ached in the next second.

"Should I borrow money to buy you a brain?"

Li Zhiqing gasped when he was hit.

"Look at the lines on the scales," Tang Shunshi spread out the black phosphorous in the middle of the long table and pointed, "One stripe represents 1000 years, how many fucking stripes are there?"

Li Zhiqing leaned forward to look at his fingertips: "Two."

Tang Shunshi gave him another smack on the forehead: "A good mouth is used to vent your anger! Are these two!"

"Isn't it just two!" Li Zhiqing held his forehead in disbelief.

"You have such big eyes for nothing! Take a good look, how many lines are densely stacked on this stripe?" Just looking at the circle on the farthest edge, there must be four or five lines.

Li Zhiqing looked at it from a different angle, the scale surface was polished bright by the sun, and the fine lines inside became much clearer, indeed they were densely stacked and interlaced, if you didn't look carefully, you might think it was two thick lines.

Tang Shunshi continued: "It's still been cut to the middle, can you imagine how many circles there are on a complete piece?"

Then he lived a long time, Li Zhiqing thought with lowered eyes.

Tang Shunshi sized the black phosphorus back and forth, poked his finger on the table, and said firmly, "That's not a dragon at all."

Li Zhiqing raised his eyelids to look at him, his first reaction was that these words sounded familiar, after thinking about it for a while, he remembered that last time Tang Shunshi said that You Chuan was not a human and also used similar sentence patterns like this.

The booth where they were sitting was inconspicuous, and it was not lunch time, there were not many customers in the shop, and the neighborhood was quiet enough, but Tang Shunshi cautiously looked around before continuing to whisper: "That's a dragon. "

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Zhiqing broke the plastic fork in his hand with a "click".

... This world is indeed a fantasy, you can just walk away and transform into a dragon, and now a real dragon pops out.

All right, anyway, he even accepted Jiao, so there's nothing the even more awesome Master Long can't accept.

Li Zhiqing was stupefied and just about to open his mouth, Tang Shunshi slammed his forehead again, hating iron for being weak: "The one who told you came from the sky came from the sky, you still have the nerve to wonder if Jiao can fly to the sky?"

"I'm not you, how do you know this!" Li Zhiqing was struck by him, "A dragon is a dragon, a dragon is a good-tempered dragon, why are you so anxious."

"Then if it's an ordinary dragon, I'm so anxious!" After Tang Shunshi finished cursing, he felt that it was inappropriate to use the word "fucking" to Grandpa Long, so he quickly slapped himself on the mouth, "The main thing is this dragon." There is no trace of lightning calamity on the ground, do you know what this means?"

"Let's not let him die. Doesn't the dragon need to go through the catastrophe when it comes out of its shell?" Li Zhiqing couldn't help but hate him as soon as it exploded.

"Fart! Compared with the ghosts, the thunder calamity of the fetish is like the difference between an atomic bomb and a cannonball. This is obviously unexperienced!" Tang Shunshi was afraid that he would make something angry again, so he simply didn't give him a chance to intervene. , "To be able to live for so many years without going through calamities, this is simply a ten thousand-year-old dragon that the heavens have no ability to toss."

Then he is also quite awesome, Li Zhiqing thought while rubbing his forehead.

"A dragon that doesn't even dare to move the law of heaven, little ancestor. A dragon that doesn't even dare to move the law of heaven...that's the real old dragon god." The calmer he became, the more ignorant he was, the more anxious Tang Shunshi's heart was.

"Is there a fake dragon?" Li Zhiqing really didn't understand what he meant.

"There are no fake dragons, but there is only one who can truly be called the Dragon God." Tang Shunshi explained to him by pointing at the table.

When the dragon first existed, there was only one single shadow, but this one dragon was worthy of being the real god in that branch.

According to legend, Pan Gu, who created the world, received a drop of the blood of the Dragon God to possess divine power, and the well-known Nuwa Fuxi also inherited the blood of the Dragon God, so the theory about the descendants of the Dragon is not fabricated out of thin air.

As for the different nine sons of the dragon in the myth, they are just the blood of the dragon god, and they are not the descendants of the dragon god at all. After that, the dragon who was driven by slavery has not much blood and ability left, and can only be regarded as a god. Even if they are fortunate enough to become gods after going through hardships like casual cultivators, they can't compare with their old dragon ancestors.

Tang Shunshi spit impassionedly, Li Zhiqing's expression gradually changed from "I'm very interested" to "You're fucking kidding me".

"No, why are you different from the cartoons I watched when I was a child?" Li Zhiqing interrupted Tang Shunshi while drinking water to moisten his throat.

Tang Shunshi put down his teacup: "In TV dramas, Ji Xiaolan is even praised as a flawless flower. What about the reality? It's not all the result of man-made beautification. I'm going to unveil the mystery of artistic processing for you now." , leading you to understand the bloody historical truth."

historical truth?Li Zhiqing couldn't help rolling his eyes.

This is too historical. If you want to know whether it is true or not, you have to cut your wrist with a knife and go to the underworld to ask.

Oh, then I can't ask, where did human beings come from before Pangu?

"What's that expression on your face? There is a basis for me to say that that person is the ancient dragon god." Tang Shunshi reached out to knock him, "Except for the year marks on the scales, didn't you notice that he speaks very unusually?" ?”

Li Zhiqing turned away this time: "It's not normal to speak in a slow manner."

"Attitude! I'm talking about attitude!" Tang Shunshi slapped the table twice angrily, "Immortals are not all benevolent, especially the ancient gods. Living in a barbaric era where the three views and morals are not valued, only the strength of strength, you still expect God can be gentle and docile?"

Li Zhiqing didn't answer, he connected "gentle and gentle" with You Chuan in his mind, and it seemed that there was no serious disagreement.

"I've read the classics of the Patriarch before. It mentioned that most of the ancient gods have a bad temper, and they will directly enclose any territory they like. If there is any conflict between the two sides, they will directly fight to determine the outcome. The overbearing and domineering is extremely unreasonable. .”

If he hadn't known Tang Shunshi's background, Li Zhiqing would have thought that he was dedicated to pouring dirty water on the ancient gods.

"What was the first sentence that person at home said to you? Is there anything similar to that sentence? You should think about it carefully." Tang Shunshi asked him suddenly.

Li Zhiqing's eyes drifted to the upper left, and he couldn't help but froze for a moment after a brief memory.

I want you, come with me, it's mine, just looking at these three sentences can be said to be very unreasonable.

"He has his eyes on you, so of course he thinks you are his thing." Tang Shunshi said quite excitedly.

Li Zhiqing was not happy here, and said "Hey": "Can you talk, who is the thing?"

"I don't regard you as a thing, but in the eyes of the old dragon god, you are just like a piece of land in ancient times, you are a thing."

Li Zhiqing: "..."

He understood what Tang Shunshi meant, but why did this sound so unpleasant?

"Do you still feel that being a land has wronged you?" Tang Shunshi explained him like a matchmaker treating a stubborn little daughter-in-law, "Ordinary people are with a gold master, but you are with a powerful old dragon god, so what do you have to worry about in the future?" Is it dead or not? Even if you smash the sky, this old dragon god can support you with his horns when he raises his head."

Li Zhiqing put the braided rope back on his hand, looked at the piece of black phosphorous hanging down, thought of You Chuan's eyes, and thought of his sentence "Heaven protects you with selfishness", and his heart was a little complicated: "Everyone has his own life, Don't talk about these things."

Tang Shunshi understood his temperament, so he didn't refute, and changed the topic with emotion: "Let's go back later and buy a couple of futons along the way, so we can face to face with Ancestor Long. You have to fucking kneel."

Li Zhiqing ran on him: "You should make a confession for him."

Tang Shunshi slapped his leg fiercely: "It makes sense!"

Li Zhiqing: "..." Damn it.

Before he had time to curse, a small group of people rushed into the store suddenly, and the shop assistants gathered near the counter also let out a low exclamation.

Li Zhiqing looked over reflexively, and met Chen Yipei who was standing in the middle of the crowd like the stars Gongyue.The corners of his eyes twitched, and the swearing that rushed to his mouth was immediately changed to another recipient.

"Know him?" Tang Shunshi asked him in a low voice, taking in all the changes in his expression.

Li Zhiqing nodded: "Last time I suspected the one who inquired about my birth date."

"The bridge of the nose is powerful, the cheekbones are strong, and this face is loyal and upright, and there is no evil intention." Tang Shunshi looked back at him, "Don't let people talk to you about your age and birthday out of kindness and friendship, and you will treat them as someone who is not right. Alright."

Li Zhiqing: "..."

He doesn't know Tang Shunshi's skills, is there a problem with being on guard?

The two of them had just said a few words about Chen Yipei's face, and the person being discussed over there had already brought the videographer with him, rushing here, looking like he wanted to say hello to him.

Li Zhiqing was a little guilty because he was misunderstood by the crew before, and he smiled carelessly. Just as he was about to stand up from the chair, Chen Yipei yelled loudly at him with a grin on the corner of his mouth before he got to the place: "Father!"

When Chen Yipei yelled this, it was probably because he was so angry that his dantian was full of strength, it was not much different from the sound like a bell.

Li Zhiqing was caught off guard, and was hit by the word "Father" so that he sat back on the chair again, with a half-smile on his face, which directly turned into a huge question mark.

Chen Yipei stopped by the table with a smile, and his follow-up photographer adjusted his position in a timely manner, specially taking a timely close-up of Li Zhiqing.

Li Zhiqing was still immersed in the majestic "Dad" and didn't get dazed, and then a black camera was in front of him, clearly reflecting his bewildered expression.

And it was this complicated and unspeakable face that completely confused the screen of the live webcast on the other end.