The second generation ancestor always collapses
Chapter 49 Kick Your Ass
Zhuang Sheng's "duplicity" earned Qiuqiu a series of rollicking eyes afterwards.
She pretended she didn't see it, anyway, shame is not something to eat, and losing face in front of acquaintances is as casual as eating.
seven o'clock.
The heroine is still doing makeup in the simple dressing room, and the other parts are shot first.As extras, the three of them changed their clothes and stood together with other extras, waiting for the director to arrange.
Lou Ningzhi met the current emperor actor whom she wanted to bring in to play the role of the emperor, a middle-aged fat man with a big belly and wearing a hood. Lou Ningzhi guessed that he should be a Mediterranean.It's okay if this person doesn't smile, but when he smiles he's obscene.
The emperor wore a dragon robe and didn't look like a prince, with a beard stuck to his chin, sitting on a stone bench in the "Royal Garden", squinting - this is Lou Ningzhi's subjective impression - looking at these " concubine".
Suddenly his eyes lit up, pointing at Zhuang Sheng, he said, "What's your name?"
"Surname Zhuang."
"Good good."
Ask Qiuqiu again, Qiuqiu also gave him a surname.
He asked them one by one.
Qiuqiu and Zhuang Sheng whispered: "Does this fat man really think that he is the emperor in the draft?"
Zhuang Sheng smiled and opened and closed his lips.
Said: Leave him alone.
The director held the loudspeaker: "Every actor is in place."
Everyone stood according to their positions, and a black scarf was cast in front of the emperor's eyes.
The record came up with a board, listless: "Scene x of "The Father-in-Law of the Special Forces Through the Harem", scene x scene 1, action!"
Before her play, Lou Ningzhi was overjoyed on the sidelines.
The crew doesn't know how to come up with an abbreviation, do you think the name of your play is particularly nice?
Inside the Royal Garden.
"Emperor~"
"Your Majesty, come and catch me~"
"The concubine is on your right, Your Majesty~"
Amidst a burst of charming laughter, the emperor with a swaying spring heart kept groping in front of him. There were a few shadows, with fluttering robes, slipping past his palm. horn.
"Emperor~"
Generally, the shooting scene is very noisy, and it is difficult to conduct on-site sound recording, and most of them have to be dubbed later, whether it is to invite a voice actor or to play by yourself.But just such a sound, Lou Ningzhi still heard it keenly, it was Zhuang Sheng's voice.
If you want to talk, you will stop talking, with a delicate voice.
Lou Ningzhi touched his arm with goosebumps, "Huh?"
It turned out that Zhuang Sheng looked like this when he was acting.
The director raised the horn: "Card."
Everyone stopped.
The director said: "The one in the blue dress, after a while you stand in front of the emperor and let her hug you."
The crew is poor, in order to show that they are relatively not that poor, seven concubines, seven colors, complete with everything, only one in green clothes - Zhuang Sheng.
Zhuang Sheng said, "Okay."
Director: "Continue."
So when the emperor got impatient in chasing him, Zhuang Sheng took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, and a gust of fragrant wind first captivated the emperor's eyes, her eyes sparkled with peach blossoms, her onion-like fingers wrapped around the emperor's ears, and took off the black scarf , snuggling into His Majesty's arms: "Your Majesty~"
Zhuang Sheng smiled and said in his heart: At this moment, the salary will be increased by at least fifty.
Pig's trotter, pig's trotter, pig's trotter, take away your pig's trotter dog emperor!Lou Ningzhi scolded people thousands of times in his heart.
Director: "Face raised 45 degrees, eyes of admiration, the emperor is the great man in your heart, handsome and unique."
Qiuqiu wiped her face.
Zhuang Sheng twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Okay." She demonstrated, "Is this okay?"
"Okay." The director was quite satisfied, "Do it again, and try to get one."
Field record board.
There was laughter and quarrels on the court, and it ended with Zhuang Sheng snuggling up to the emperor with a look of admiration on his face.
The director put down the loudspeaker and looked for the screenwriter who was wandering in the shed: "Old Du, this Xiaozhuang, can we add a little more role? He looks good and acts well."
The screenwriter leaned over with a smile, but the smile didn't reach his eyes: "Where else do you want to add?"
"I know you're unhappy," the director sat with him, "but you have to make a living in this business. If they give you the money, you'll be in charge of the script, and I'll be in charge of the director. As long as you hand it over, you'll be fine? Accept your fate, anyway. Neither of us are famous."
In this world, there are people who are outstanding, and there are people who are mediocre.There are also those who are obviously talented but still do nothing. For example, this screenwriter Du, who thinks that he has no amazing talent, but also has a little talent. Now he can only go around in this kind of crew, which makes him extremely painful.
The screenwriter picked up the Erguotou on the table and took a deep breath: "Who is going to change the script this time? The heroine? Who is Xiaozhuang?"
In the profession of screenwriting, there are countless Party A, producers, directors, and various big-name actors. If the screenwriter is not well-known, it is equivalent to being destroyed by each Party A in turn. One day changes here and another tomorrow. The play "Harem" is a novel. Adaptation, the original work was published in Jinjiang. It is a work with a clear mind in the early days. Although it is a bit ridiculous, it may not fail to become a qualified work after proper adaptation.
Screenwriter Du also thought so at the beginning. Although he took the job for money, he still had the screenwriter's persistence and worked day and night to revise the script to his satisfaction.In the end, he was rejected by the investor and the heroine again, and after being pointed at by all parties, he became completely different.what can he doCan't do anything.
"A new group performer."
"You still say that I don't accept my fate," Screenwriter Du raised his hand and patted his old partner's shoulder, and smiled, "Then do you accept your fate? If you accept your fate, you won't ask me to change the script. Don't struggle, finish it early Go home and watch your wife and children with this job."
The director sighed.
"I'll sleep for a while." Screenwriter Du put his hands behind his head, lay back and closed his eyes, "Call me when you eat."
The director wanted to say something, but the other party had already acted as if he didn't want to talk, so he had no choice but to go back.
Zhuang Sheng came down to rest, Lou Ning's hand touched her waist, touched it, rubbed it again, Zhuang Sheng laughed and said, "What are you doing?"
"It's oily, it's dirty."
"What oil?"
"Greasy oil." Zhuang Sheng didn't understand, but Qiuqiu who was next to him understood, "She said that the emperor is oily, I think he is also quite oily, with fat head and big ears, saying that Zhu Bajie insulted the second senior brother. "
Zhuang Sheng clicked his tongue and reminded the two of them: "Don't talk nonsense, in case someone overhears."
Qiuqiu tilted her head and shut up.
Lou Ningzhi is not afraid: "If you hear it, you can hear it. Can you still hit me? Let me see who dares. I make a phone call, and ten bodyguards come in outside."
Qiuqiu was surprised: "Really?"
This is the kind of wealthy family on TV, it really is different.
Lou Ningzhi gave her a blank stare: "Fake, have you watched too many TV dramas?"
Qiuqiu: "..."
She never expected that when she also felt embarrassed by Lou Ning, her sharp eyes glanced at Zhuang Sheng, and the corners of Zhuang Sheng's mouth curled up.Qiuqiu said: "I knew it was you!" and took away the pure little white flowers.
Zhuang Sheng spread his hands.
Lou Ningzhi asked Zhuang Sheng: "What are you?"
Zhuang Sheng laughed and said, "I don't know what she's talking about."
Lou Ningzhi then said to Qiuqiu: "Why are you always inexplicable?"
Qiuqiu: "I don't know why? I don't know what?"
Lou Ningzhi stared at her: "Yes."
Zhuang Sheng also stared at her, and couldn't help laughing: "You are very puzzling."
Qiuqiu said "me" for a long time, and squeezed out a sentence between his teeth: "Wife and wife work together, and they are in a mess. I won't play with you two anymore."
Zhuang Sheng's heart skipped a beat.
Lou Ningzhi didn't seem to hear it, and was still touching her waist. Zhuang Sheng estimated that she had been touching her waist for more than 5 minutes from the beginning to now. Isn't she really eating her own tofu?
"Have you touched enough?" Zhuang Sheng said, observing her expression by the way.
I saw Lou Ningzhi's eyes dodge for a moment, as if showing regret, and then let go of her hand that slowly evolved from touching to hugging: "Enough, I will wash you when I go back tonight."
Unexpectedly, I heard Qiuqiu in one ear: "!!!"
She frantically asked Zhuang Sheng with her mouth: Mandarin duck bath? !Mandarin duck bath? !Mandarin duck bath? !
Zhuang Sheng pretended not to see it, but his face turned red.
With her hands behind her back, Qiuqiu said sadly, "The world is going down, the world is going down."
Lou Ningzhi looked up: "Huh?"
Zhuang Sheng looked at her slightly baby-fat cheeks, gritted his teeth bitterly, and really wanted to pinch her right now, right now, to make her talk nonsense outside!
The three talked their own way, with Lou Ningzhi, who was confused, in the middle. They rested for 10 minutes, and waited for the second scene to be shot.
In the second scene, it was the heroine's turn to appear. The heroine was wearing a dress that was a little higher in class than the group performers. Shi Shiran came over from one side, just in time to see the emperor having fun in the imperial garden, and his seven a concubine.
This scene was particularly exciting because Lou Ningzhi and Zhuang Sheng appeared in the same scene.The smile on his face couldn't be stopped, and when he was about to start, he only had to pinch himself hard to restrain his expression.
Director: "All departments and actors are preparing."
The scene record is played, and the x scene is shot once, and it starts.
The director stared at the monitor attentively, very good, the voices on one side were singing, and the expression on the other side was solemn, but the ex-special soldier discovered that the concubine had no aura at all, it was all due to the large number of people, the director held his forehead, and couldn't bear to look directly Then I saw a bright spot on the monitor.
That was standing behind the heroine, among a row of low-browed maidservants, one quietly raised her head, her eyes were like spring mountains, her brows were like ink paintings, she was astonishingly good-looking among the crowd, not to mention her eyes. The flow is full of aura.In this scene, the director's attention has been fully focused on the other party.
Who is this person?
The director was surprised.
The filming went smoothly, the heroine stood in front of the emperor, and the concubine played by Zhuang Sheng stood aside, shaking like chaff.
"Hold your head up for this palace."
Zhuang Sheng raised his head as he said, not daring to look directly into the other person's eyes, "Mother, empress."
The hostess squeezed Zhuang Sheng's chin, forcing her to meet her gaze, with viciousness flowing from the end of her eyes: "He is born with a good appearance."
What happened next, none of the people present expected, the heroine raised her hand, one after another, slapped Zhuang Sheng's face cleanly, and her face changed, "You deserve it too?!"
It wasn't written in the script.
Just when everyone was confused, I saw a little girl in the costume of a maid came out of the crowd and kicked the heroine's ass in the camera. The heroine let out a high-pitched scream and was kicked a lot Lie down, on all fours.
Lou Ningzhi stopped in front of Zhuang Sheng and spat on the ground: "You deserve it too?!"
Everyone: "!!!"
Everyone: "..."
She pretended she didn't see it, anyway, shame is not something to eat, and losing face in front of acquaintances is as casual as eating.
seven o'clock.
The heroine is still doing makeup in the simple dressing room, and the other parts are shot first.As extras, the three of them changed their clothes and stood together with other extras, waiting for the director to arrange.
Lou Ningzhi met the current emperor actor whom she wanted to bring in to play the role of the emperor, a middle-aged fat man with a big belly and wearing a hood. Lou Ningzhi guessed that he should be a Mediterranean.It's okay if this person doesn't smile, but when he smiles he's obscene.
The emperor wore a dragon robe and didn't look like a prince, with a beard stuck to his chin, sitting on a stone bench in the "Royal Garden", squinting - this is Lou Ningzhi's subjective impression - looking at these " concubine".
Suddenly his eyes lit up, pointing at Zhuang Sheng, he said, "What's your name?"
"Surname Zhuang."
"Good good."
Ask Qiuqiu again, Qiuqiu also gave him a surname.
He asked them one by one.
Qiuqiu and Zhuang Sheng whispered: "Does this fat man really think that he is the emperor in the draft?"
Zhuang Sheng smiled and opened and closed his lips.
Said: Leave him alone.
The director held the loudspeaker: "Every actor is in place."
Everyone stood according to their positions, and a black scarf was cast in front of the emperor's eyes.
The record came up with a board, listless: "Scene x of "The Father-in-Law of the Special Forces Through the Harem", scene x scene 1, action!"
Before her play, Lou Ningzhi was overjoyed on the sidelines.
The crew doesn't know how to come up with an abbreviation, do you think the name of your play is particularly nice?
Inside the Royal Garden.
"Emperor~"
"Your Majesty, come and catch me~"
"The concubine is on your right, Your Majesty~"
Amidst a burst of charming laughter, the emperor with a swaying spring heart kept groping in front of him. There were a few shadows, with fluttering robes, slipping past his palm. horn.
"Emperor~"
Generally, the shooting scene is very noisy, and it is difficult to conduct on-site sound recording, and most of them have to be dubbed later, whether it is to invite a voice actor or to play by yourself.But just such a sound, Lou Ningzhi still heard it keenly, it was Zhuang Sheng's voice.
If you want to talk, you will stop talking, with a delicate voice.
Lou Ningzhi touched his arm with goosebumps, "Huh?"
It turned out that Zhuang Sheng looked like this when he was acting.
The director raised the horn: "Card."
Everyone stopped.
The director said: "The one in the blue dress, after a while you stand in front of the emperor and let her hug you."
The crew is poor, in order to show that they are relatively not that poor, seven concubines, seven colors, complete with everything, only one in green clothes - Zhuang Sheng.
Zhuang Sheng said, "Okay."
Director: "Continue."
So when the emperor got impatient in chasing him, Zhuang Sheng took the initiative to throw himself into his arms, and a gust of fragrant wind first captivated the emperor's eyes, her eyes sparkled with peach blossoms, her onion-like fingers wrapped around the emperor's ears, and took off the black scarf , snuggling into His Majesty's arms: "Your Majesty~"
Zhuang Sheng smiled and said in his heart: At this moment, the salary will be increased by at least fifty.
Pig's trotter, pig's trotter, pig's trotter, take away your pig's trotter dog emperor!Lou Ningzhi scolded people thousands of times in his heart.
Director: "Face raised 45 degrees, eyes of admiration, the emperor is the great man in your heart, handsome and unique."
Qiuqiu wiped her face.
Zhuang Sheng twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Okay." She demonstrated, "Is this okay?"
"Okay." The director was quite satisfied, "Do it again, and try to get one."
Field record board.
There was laughter and quarrels on the court, and it ended with Zhuang Sheng snuggling up to the emperor with a look of admiration on his face.
The director put down the loudspeaker and looked for the screenwriter who was wandering in the shed: "Old Du, this Xiaozhuang, can we add a little more role? He looks good and acts well."
The screenwriter leaned over with a smile, but the smile didn't reach his eyes: "Where else do you want to add?"
"I know you're unhappy," the director sat with him, "but you have to make a living in this business. If they give you the money, you'll be in charge of the script, and I'll be in charge of the director. As long as you hand it over, you'll be fine? Accept your fate, anyway. Neither of us are famous."
In this world, there are people who are outstanding, and there are people who are mediocre.There are also those who are obviously talented but still do nothing. For example, this screenwriter Du, who thinks that he has no amazing talent, but also has a little talent. Now he can only go around in this kind of crew, which makes him extremely painful.
The screenwriter picked up the Erguotou on the table and took a deep breath: "Who is going to change the script this time? The heroine? Who is Xiaozhuang?"
In the profession of screenwriting, there are countless Party A, producers, directors, and various big-name actors. If the screenwriter is not well-known, it is equivalent to being destroyed by each Party A in turn. One day changes here and another tomorrow. The play "Harem" is a novel. Adaptation, the original work was published in Jinjiang. It is a work with a clear mind in the early days. Although it is a bit ridiculous, it may not fail to become a qualified work after proper adaptation.
Screenwriter Du also thought so at the beginning. Although he took the job for money, he still had the screenwriter's persistence and worked day and night to revise the script to his satisfaction.In the end, he was rejected by the investor and the heroine again, and after being pointed at by all parties, he became completely different.what can he doCan't do anything.
"A new group performer."
"You still say that I don't accept my fate," Screenwriter Du raised his hand and patted his old partner's shoulder, and smiled, "Then do you accept your fate? If you accept your fate, you won't ask me to change the script. Don't struggle, finish it early Go home and watch your wife and children with this job."
The director sighed.
"I'll sleep for a while." Screenwriter Du put his hands behind his head, lay back and closed his eyes, "Call me when you eat."
The director wanted to say something, but the other party had already acted as if he didn't want to talk, so he had no choice but to go back.
Zhuang Sheng came down to rest, Lou Ning's hand touched her waist, touched it, rubbed it again, Zhuang Sheng laughed and said, "What are you doing?"
"It's oily, it's dirty."
"What oil?"
"Greasy oil." Zhuang Sheng didn't understand, but Qiuqiu who was next to him understood, "She said that the emperor is oily, I think he is also quite oily, with fat head and big ears, saying that Zhu Bajie insulted the second senior brother. "
Zhuang Sheng clicked his tongue and reminded the two of them: "Don't talk nonsense, in case someone overhears."
Qiuqiu tilted her head and shut up.
Lou Ningzhi is not afraid: "If you hear it, you can hear it. Can you still hit me? Let me see who dares. I make a phone call, and ten bodyguards come in outside."
Qiuqiu was surprised: "Really?"
This is the kind of wealthy family on TV, it really is different.
Lou Ningzhi gave her a blank stare: "Fake, have you watched too many TV dramas?"
Qiuqiu: "..."
She never expected that when she also felt embarrassed by Lou Ning, her sharp eyes glanced at Zhuang Sheng, and the corners of Zhuang Sheng's mouth curled up.Qiuqiu said: "I knew it was you!" and took away the pure little white flowers.
Zhuang Sheng spread his hands.
Lou Ningzhi asked Zhuang Sheng: "What are you?"
Zhuang Sheng laughed and said, "I don't know what she's talking about."
Lou Ningzhi then said to Qiuqiu: "Why are you always inexplicable?"
Qiuqiu: "I don't know why? I don't know what?"
Lou Ningzhi stared at her: "Yes."
Zhuang Sheng also stared at her, and couldn't help laughing: "You are very puzzling."
Qiuqiu said "me" for a long time, and squeezed out a sentence between his teeth: "Wife and wife work together, and they are in a mess. I won't play with you two anymore."
Zhuang Sheng's heart skipped a beat.
Lou Ningzhi didn't seem to hear it, and was still touching her waist. Zhuang Sheng estimated that she had been touching her waist for more than 5 minutes from the beginning to now. Isn't she really eating her own tofu?
"Have you touched enough?" Zhuang Sheng said, observing her expression by the way.
I saw Lou Ningzhi's eyes dodge for a moment, as if showing regret, and then let go of her hand that slowly evolved from touching to hugging: "Enough, I will wash you when I go back tonight."
Unexpectedly, I heard Qiuqiu in one ear: "!!!"
She frantically asked Zhuang Sheng with her mouth: Mandarin duck bath? !Mandarin duck bath? !Mandarin duck bath? !
Zhuang Sheng pretended not to see it, but his face turned red.
With her hands behind her back, Qiuqiu said sadly, "The world is going down, the world is going down."
Lou Ningzhi looked up: "Huh?"
Zhuang Sheng looked at her slightly baby-fat cheeks, gritted his teeth bitterly, and really wanted to pinch her right now, right now, to make her talk nonsense outside!
The three talked their own way, with Lou Ningzhi, who was confused, in the middle. They rested for 10 minutes, and waited for the second scene to be shot.
In the second scene, it was the heroine's turn to appear. The heroine was wearing a dress that was a little higher in class than the group performers. Shi Shiran came over from one side, just in time to see the emperor having fun in the imperial garden, and his seven a concubine.
This scene was particularly exciting because Lou Ningzhi and Zhuang Sheng appeared in the same scene.The smile on his face couldn't be stopped, and when he was about to start, he only had to pinch himself hard to restrain his expression.
Director: "All departments and actors are preparing."
The scene record is played, and the x scene is shot once, and it starts.
The director stared at the monitor attentively, very good, the voices on one side were singing, and the expression on the other side was solemn, but the ex-special soldier discovered that the concubine had no aura at all, it was all due to the large number of people, the director held his forehead, and couldn't bear to look directly Then I saw a bright spot on the monitor.
That was standing behind the heroine, among a row of low-browed maidservants, one quietly raised her head, her eyes were like spring mountains, her brows were like ink paintings, she was astonishingly good-looking among the crowd, not to mention her eyes. The flow is full of aura.In this scene, the director's attention has been fully focused on the other party.
Who is this person?
The director was surprised.
The filming went smoothly, the heroine stood in front of the emperor, and the concubine played by Zhuang Sheng stood aside, shaking like chaff.
"Hold your head up for this palace."
Zhuang Sheng raised his head as he said, not daring to look directly into the other person's eyes, "Mother, empress."
The hostess squeezed Zhuang Sheng's chin, forcing her to meet her gaze, with viciousness flowing from the end of her eyes: "He is born with a good appearance."
What happened next, none of the people present expected, the heroine raised her hand, one after another, slapped Zhuang Sheng's face cleanly, and her face changed, "You deserve it too?!"
It wasn't written in the script.
Just when everyone was confused, I saw a little girl in the costume of a maid came out of the crowd and kicked the heroine's ass in the camera. The heroine let out a high-pitched scream and was kicked a lot Lie down, on all fours.
Lou Ningzhi stopped in front of Zhuang Sheng and spat on the ground: "You deserve it too?!"
Everyone: "!!!"
Everyone: "..."
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