The hero's useless super power

The bed is cool for a while, and the chrysanthemum shouts under the bed. If you switch to Wenze's angle, the roller coaster is cool for a while, and you will vomit like a dog when you get off the car.

The roller coaster was too exciting, coupled with the cup of bitter coffee that he had just poured down, Wen Ze, who was suffocating on the car, started to stumble before his feet were firmly planted, his face was livid, and the experienced staff skillfully handed over a paper bag , He just squatted in the corner with the bag and vomited, unable to lift his head for a long time.

Wen Ze vomited until his head went blank before he stood up with his empty stomach. A bottle of mineral water was handed in front of him just right. Facing Shang Wen'er, he had a "self-inflicted" expression on his face.

"Fuck, you don't have any sympathy at all?" Wen Ze wanted to say this sentence with a little momentum, but when he really said it, he was only weak, "Damn boss."

Wen Er laughed: "The boss is your man, what else are you not satisfied with?"

Only then did Wen Ze recall the scene on the roller coaster, and his heart trembled suddenly. He glanced obscenely to the side and found the girl with a thoughtful expression on her face.

"Then what, I'm joking." Wen Ze tried to fool around, although it was better than nothing, but it was better than doing nothing, and there was always a struggle.

"Are you a couple?" The girl pouted, showing displeasure, "Then you're still here for a blind date?"

"No, no, what, it's just me, um, soft-hearted..."

"Coward."

"Anyway, I'm not..."

"Okay, okay, I know you are a couple."

Wen Ze sighed, feeling helpless from head to toe.

"I didn't hear it from your words, I saw it from his eyes." The girl pouted at Wen Er with a resigned expression on her face, "You didn't see that when you vomited just now His distressed eyes are really disgusting, why should I eat dog food when I come on a blind date, and I am still a man and a man's wolf, what the hell!"

Wen Ze was taken aback for a moment, and when he looked at Wen Er again, he still had that indifferent and calm face, as if the girl was lying. This kind of temperament that the mountain collapsed in front of her eyes and did not move was indeed impossible for ordinary people.His mood immediately became complicated, and the current situation was so fucking embarrassing that there was no way to solve it.

"Are you tired? Let's go eat something." After a suffocating silence, Wen Er said nonchalantly, "It's almost over, let's take a rest."

Damn, you're too thick-skinned, aren't you?

Wen Ze looked at Wen Er in shock, the girl was obviously at a loss, and after holding back for a long time, she said, "Aren't you going to explain something?"

"Explain what?" Wen Er asked back.

"It's your relationship." The girl gave an expression of "you are joking".

"Personal privacy, don't you need to talk about it?" Wen Er replied so naturally, if it wasn't for the big "Wen Ze" standing there with cold sweat on his brow, this answer would really seem to be the case.

"No." The girl was obviously a little anxious, and she started to stutter, "Just, that's all, I went on a blind date with a cheating, cheating gay, shouldn't you explain it?"

"Is it my blind date?" Wen Er replied.

"……no."

"Did I do anything to spoil the blind date?"

"……did not do."

"Did I say I was a couple with him?"

"……No."

"Then it's over?" Wen Er patted Wen Ze's shoulder very friendly, "I'll wait for you at the steak restaurant ahead."

Looking at the back of Wen Er leaving gracefully, Wen Ze was so "moved" that he almost burst into tears.

After a moment of dead silence, the girl said softly: "Fuck me."