The whole world is pampering me how to break [Quick Transmigration]

"Extra! Extra! The mascot of the heavenly realm, the nine-tailed red fox Yueyue, is back!" The sky-blue fat bird flapped its little wings vigorously, spreading the news everywhere.

Yuelao, who just stayed up late to match mortals, had two huge dark circles under his eyes, anxious like ants on a hot pot, "What should I do? What should I do? Yueyue is back!"

"Why don't you go to Laojun's place to hide first?" The young boy with exquisite aura suggested standing aside to wait.

"Yes, yes, not bad!" Yuelao, dressed in red, knocked on his head violently, with a smile on his face, stroked his knotted beard, and walked towards the door excitedly. I forgot to say, "Remember to tidy up well."

Xiaotong looked at the mess left by this, and suddenly couldn't laugh.

"Let me see, who is bullying our Yueyue!" Qing Heng dragged the delicate-looking young man towards the hall filled with celestial spirit.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the young man cried very sadly, sobbing and throwing himself on the Queen Mother beside the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor, who had already opened his arms to welcome the young man, was terrified, and then saw the graceful and luxurious woman beside him raising her eyebrows at him proudly.

Qing Heng didn't notice the small movements of the most honored couple in the heavens, and drooped his little head aggrievedly. That life is over, so isn't it right to go back to the heavens?

The woman held the handkerchief and gently tried the teardrops that kept sliding down the boy's face, speaking in a soft voice, "Yueyue don't cry, tell me, what happened?"

The boy blinked his long eyelashes that were wet with tears, and sobbed, "I miss Gorton..."

There was infinite nostalgia and tenderness in the soft and waxy voice, and both the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor saw smiles of unknown meaning in each other's eyes.

The woman rubbed the boy's soft hair and comforted her, "Don't worry, Yueyue, I'll see you later." There was some kind of firmness in her soft tone.

The pupils of the red-rimmed teenager sparkled instantly, "Really?"

The woman nodded slowly with a smile, and the Jade Emperor on the side was unwilling to be lonely and said, "Really, really, it's more real than real gold and silver!"

The young man laughed through his tears: "Yueyue, I will go back first then, so tired and sleepy..."

Painfully touching the young boy who started to yawn, the woman said dotingly, "Well, go back and rest."

The food and drink in the hall have already been prepared by the fairies, and they can be seen as soon as Yueyue returns.

As soon as Jun Yueyan and Qingheng left the hall, the woman grabbed the Jade Emperor's handsome face and tugged, "When do you think the Demon Lord will come?"

The Jade Emperor grinned his teeth in pain, with tears in his eyes, but he didn't dare to resist at all, "I don't even make it..." He spoke inarticulately, silly.

The woman held her forehead, and let go of the man's face with a look of disgust, a hint of worry about marrying a daughter appeared on her face, "I feel sad when I think that Yueyue will leave the heaven...Why can't you say that the devil can marry? "

Facing the woman's suddenly fierce eyes, the Jade Emperor was so frightened that he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.Wife, you really have as big a stage as you have a big brain!

The Jade Emperor covered his aching little face, and didn't dare to say a word, for fear that his wife wouldn't let him talk about marrying the devil.

But do you think you can escape by being silent?

"Huh? Why don't you speak?" The woman pinched the other cheek directly.

The Jade Emperor felt aggrieved and wanted to cry, but he could not speak a word.

"Forget it, I'll go prepare the dowry..." The woman let go of the man's cheek and left muttering.

The words drifted into the Jade Emperor's ears with the wind, "Be sure to prepare more, if Li Yuan dares to bully Yueyue, I will mark him in the Demon Realm!"

"Yes, my wife is right, my heavenly soldiers and generals are not vegetarians!" Jade Emperor rubbed his face, wrinkled his face with a smile, and quickly followed his wife.

"Yeah, my husband is the best!" The woman grabbed the man's waist and kissed him hard on the face.

The Jade Emperor smiled happily and touched the half of his face that was kissed. The wrinkles were not enough to describe, and it bloomed like a chrysanthemum.

"A lot of delicious food!" Yueyue is still the gluttonous Yueyue who can't move when she sees food, but it seems a little different now.

The young man excitedly took a bite of the delicate and fragrant pastry, but the smile on his face gradually receded until it disappeared. He threw the pastry casually on the table, holding his cheek with his hands, listless and without energy.

Qingheng, who hadn't eaten heavenly food for a long time, took a big bite and took another sip of tea in a hurry to prevent himself from choking to death. The paw shook the boy's sleeves, and called softly, "Yueyue..."

To his surprise, the boy looked down at him, and even stroked his rabbit fur.

Qing Heng, who had been neglected by the young man for several days, was about to fly up happily, "Did you forgive Ah Heng?"

Thinking of what Qingheng had done, Jun Yueyan pinched his little fat face angrily.

Despite the pain, Qingheng is still very happy, it's better than a cold war, isn't it?

In the last world, because the lifespan of the dragon is too long, he used a little trick, and then they returned to the heaven, and Yueyue became angry...

Qing Heng rubbed the boy's palm coquettishly.

"Forgive you!" Jun Yueyan replied angrily, if the Jade Emperor and the others hadn't said that they could still see Gorton, he would not have forgiven this stupid rabbit so easily!

"Yueyue!" A fairy came in with a mischievous smile on his face, he looked like an old child who hadn't grown up.

The person who came was Taishang Laojun who was sent by Yue Lao to check on the situation.

"Grandpa Laojun..." The boy greeted weakly.

"What's the matter?" Taishang Laojun put the exquisite and gorgeous gourd on the table, and asked anxiously, their little pistachios in the heaven are not happy, can they not be coaxed?

"Chocolate?" from a certain fox with an uncanny sense of smell.

"Ah?" Taishang Laojun was stunned, and then said, "Hmm! Chocolate flavor! The taste from the real world, it feels pretty good..." When talking about pills, Taishang Laojun's eyes lit up, and he talked endlessly Said.

Jun Yueyan opened the gourd, the rich taste with a hint of bitterness rushed straight to the tip of her nose, she poured out one and put it in her mouth, chewing and chewing, the aftertaste was obviously bitter, it spread slowly on the tip of her tongue, and it lingered for a long time. But Jun Yueyan thought it was delicious, she cried while eating, her tears were like broken beads, she didn't know when she burst into tears.

"Yueyue, what's the matter?!" Taishang Laojun was stunned and said anxiously, "Is it too bitter? Let me just say, this taste is so strange, how can humans like it..."

Laojun, did you forget that you said it tasted good 1 minute ago?

"No...I like it very much..." Jun Yueyan poured it into her mouth while crying.

Taishang Laojun's expression was indescribable: Yueyue, are you sure you like the way you look?

Qingheng, who shrank to the side, wished he could become transparent. Yueyue must have found this taste very familiar. After all, in the modern world, he really liked chocolate-flavored cakes.

This time Qingheng really guessed right, Jun Yueyan really felt that the smell was very familiar, so familiar that it made him want to cry.

Taishang Laojun couldn't help it, touched his head comfortingly, and said, "If you like it, I will give you some." Not to mention, many immortals like this taste, for example, when he is preparing the elixir When the old man eats jelly beans!

This old naughty boy, he has to go back quickly, or he might lose his collection!Especially the wine heart chocolate elixir that I just developed recently.

Taishang Laojun, who suddenly remembered something important, left in a hurry.

Taishang Laojun, who was windy at his feet, hurried back and saw that he was overwhelmed, his face was flushed, and the wrinkled old man in red was holding his purple gold gourd and jumping into the alchemy furnace!

"Quick, stop him!" Taishang Laojun was so anxious that he almost hiccupped, calling out to the children who didn't know how to move.

The children looked at each other, mustered up their courage, hugged one leg each, and finally held back.

Laojun breathed a sigh of relief, and then he saw that bad old man... let go... let go...

"Ahhh, my little purple!" It's not the stone monkey Monkey King!Once it enters the alchemy furnace, it will definitely turn into ashes!

Laojun let out an angry roar, those legs were like hot wheels, and then he watched his precious little Zi fall into the alchemy furnace...

Taishang Laojun was so angry that he couldn't lift it up, but the old man in red smiled stupidly, "Hahahaha, it fell! It fell!"

Oh, he is happy like a child weighing three hundred catties.

I go to his child!Taishang Laojun blew his beard and stared, his hands were about to grab the neck of the old man in red...

The little boy at the side was startled, and hurriedly hugged Taishang Laojun, "Old gentleman, you can't do it!"

"Ahhh, I'm going to kill him!" Taishang Laojun kicked his legs vigorously.

The old man in red: "You can't kick it! You can't kick it! Hahahaha! Slightly..."

Xiao Tong suddenly felt that Laojun's body softened, and when he looked closely, Laojun was... fainted by...

Immediately, the Taishang Laojun was placed on the bed in a panic.

"I want you to watch me eat!" Transformed into a three-year-old red-clothed old man, he jumped onto the bed at once, arranged gourds of various colors in a row, and picked and ate...

The little boy bit his handkerchief and cried: Laojun, we can't stop him!

The author has something to say: A minute of silence for Comrade Taishang Laojun...