Sasuke-kun said that the system ruins life

The goal of the group of six is ​​very clear, to do tasks, and then go to the 21st century to learn new knowledge, explore the political system of the plane, and the historical process of easing class conflicts, and open a few branches by the way.

As long as a person has a goal, many things are easy to say.

Even Sasuke doesn't know how to take Shikamaru a deer to the 21st century, but the goal is still the same, eh!

However, everyone’s situation is not optimistic now. Most of their props can still be used. The plane has no restrictions on technological products, but some of Sasuke’s mushrooms, Shikamaru’s plaster, and Sakura’s guns can still be used. On the contrary, Sai The special embroidery and inscriptions on the fat times have lost their effect.

Because Sakura's body was buried in the cherry tree and absorbed by the tree as nutrition, she couldn't stay too far away from the tree. For this reason, Sasuke had to make the prototype as high as a two-story building, and then dig the tree out of the soil Tie it to your back with a rope and take it with you.

Every day, we need to water and fertilize the trees regularly. Fortunately, Sasuke studied farming before and is very skilled in this area.

And Sasuke can only use the ability of the thunder attribute now, and the original wooden man's seed can't be used anymore. It doesn't meet the identity of the resettlement card, and once it is used, it will be discovered by the law.

Shikamaru's medicine king ability is also unable to be used, which has something to do with his cultivation level, because this guy only made medicine tripods with his left and right hands before, but refining medicine with the whole body as a cauldron is a five-star level. The most pitiful thing is that he needs handprints for refining medicine or casting spells, but he only has hooves now, and Muyin spellcasting is a four-star level, and he has not reached it either.

Puyo, who was his contract partner, also followed, but Puyo's combat power is limited, and he belongs to the standard auxiliary nurse. It is no problem to protect Shikamaru, but the battle is just so-so, and Shikamaru himself only has a good brain now, and then he can still fight. Fly away (nine-colored deer can fly, so he can demonstrate this ability), or open an enchantment to block an attack.

In the end, only Sai's strength was preserved the most completely. This guy is a master of transformation, and the fox demon is also good at the art of transformation, and his attributes are completely compatible. Even if his ability is stronger than that of the fox demon, he can completely simulate the characteristic abilities of other creatures. But it is still within the range that the placement card can cover.

And now, Saii has passed on the location of Mama-san to another fox demon, and embarked on a journey with them to find partners and mission goals.

Of course, before going halfway, they knew that the jade of the four souls seemed to have become fragments... That is to say, before destroying the thing, it must be assembled first. Sasuke and others are drunk, but fortunately This time everyone is teaming up to complete the task, otherwise, if Naruko came alone, I don't know that I will have to toss until the Year of the Monkey.

So when they were looking for someone, they also snatched the jade of the four souls along the way, even though their abilities were limited, and they still had two salted fish on their backs (it was too embarrassing for Shikamaru to use the "go" way to go, and it was even worse for Sakura , unable to leave the cherry blossom tree for ten meters), but Sasuke's combat effectiveness is still leveraged, and Saii is also a good comrade in arms.

To say that Sasuke is sometimes quite helpless, Uchiha, as a family with ninja cats as psychic beasts, is generally a cat slave, and even has ninjutsu to become a cat. However, after using the cat-changing technique, the whole family is He is the only cat that is a leopard. (Fuyue's father is a raccoon cat, Meiqin's mother is a blue cat, and Brother Weasel is a Berman cat). When I was young, I could pretend to be a leopard cat, but now I can't. What can I do if he can't become a cat?

So I have to explain that he is the youngest in the family, but if he goes out with his father, mother and brother who have turned into cats, he will probably naturally grab the necks of the three cats and throw them on his back, and he will not feel that Humiliation or something, because we are a family, so don't worry about it.

Speaking of which, Itachi was coaxed by Shisui to drink during the Chinese New Year, and when he turned into a cat after being drunk and was almost brought home by Shisui, it was Sasuke who turned into a leopard and rushed over to bring Brother Itachi back home.

Ever since, there was a rumor among the monsters - if you see a cherry blossom tree at least two stories high on the road, with a female ghost on it tied to its back, and a monster with a pretty face When a nine-colored deer that looks like a salted fish and a leopard with a three-tailed red fox follow it, don't hesitate to turn around and run first.

This is the latest dangerous element among monsters-the Four Robbers, who like to rob, rob, and rob.

There are two famous big demons among them, one is Lord Thunder Beast who was seriously injured after PK with the dog general and has been living in seclusion, and the other is after being deceived by an evil Naraku in the early years, he has degenerated into the largest special service place in the demon world. Master Three-tailed Fox.

In addition, there is a deer that comes from nowhere. Seeing him laying on Lord Thunder Beast all day long, I am afraid that his identity is not simple, and the cherry blossom demon (actually a female ghost) is probably even more complicated. As the only one of the four demons The existence of the human form may be the leader of this group of monsters.

But in fact, the group of four is only very dedicated to show that they meet the status of resettlement cards.

And so far, this gang of big demons who have been grabbing the jade of the four souls for unknown purposes has only been fighting with the three-tailed fox and the thunder beast.

However, the fact is that two of the four demons of Jiedao are war slags whose abilities have been partially sealed by the law, and they have to be escorted when they walk. The strength of the thunder beast and the three-tailed fox is in line with the rumors.

After hearing about Sai's past love history, Sai was still stiff for a while, and specially asked everyone: "Ino's side..."

"We won't talk about it." Everyone nodded together.

Isn't it just a black history that cannot be known to others, who of them doesn't have it?In the group of six, some have sold Viagra, some have been a pork shop owner, and some have been engaged to Uchiha ancestors and Senshou ancestors. In this case, just shut up and forget, and let yourself live a more open-minded life.

Saii nodded sadly: "Oh, women just can't be pampered, I just follow Ino too much, now petting her has become a habit, I don't dare to do anything that makes her unhappy, last time I accidentally spoiled her I apologized for breaking the flower, and then I didn't do it right in front of her, and I could only treat her as a spoiled child."

These words had a sour smell, and several other people were greatly smoked.

Sasuke was a little thoughtful, and speaking of Togama, he was quite tolerant to Togamo back then. It seems that since Togahime expressed protest against Togama's long working hours, and then Togama admitted his mistake, he basically didn't care about Togamo in front of him. Right (Anyway, the mistake is his, I am absolutely right)

Could it be that I had already faintly noticed this in my heart at that time, so I was so unscrupulous?Uh, he doesn't think he's being coquettish to that guy!

However, finding Naruko and the others was really a problem. They traveled for another day before getting information from a passing monster.

It was a very handsome monster with a particularly killer hairstyle, and his name was Huapan or Huagua. He heard that the four demons of Jiedao had great power, so he ran over specially to challenge them.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, and directly grew bigger and stamped Slippery Melon's head with a meat ball (smashing the opponent flat with one paw), but who knew that Slicker Melon entangled them because of this.

However, he was quite well-informed, and when he knew they were looking for Naruko, he laughed: "I said, what are you going to do? If it's other guys who are looking for the jade fragments of the four souls, the most famous one recently is Lan Ji." And the rabbit demon Hinata..."

After Huagua's explanation, Sasuke and the others discovered that Naruko's task progress was better than theirs, and this guy actually got mixed up in Naraku's lair.

To say that Naraku only heard of a name after they entered this world—according to what they said a while ago when they met a girl from the 21st century, a dog-eared half-demon, Naraku is a very despicable guy who has done a lot of things The bad thing balabala... After Sai turned into a vampire count and hypnotized them, a lot of information was obtained by them.

In addition, Sasuke even knows how to travel to the 21st century.

# Just take the fragments of the jade of the four souls and jump into that bone-eating well. #

According to Sasuke's investigation near the well, it was found that the source of the power to travel through time and space is actually on a tree. The tree seems to have gathered a lot of power of faith, so it has mysterious functions. This is probably the law of this world and the tree Due to the special problem of its own species, the kind of trees that should be called "time trees" are very suitable to exist as nodes of space and time.

It just so happened that Sasuke's kaleidoscope ability was related to time, so he also secretly cut off some tree roots and put them in his four-dimensional pocket, planning to do some research in the future.

At the same time, they also learned that Naraku is the existence with the most pieces of jade of the four souls in their hands so far.

After Sasuke and the others collected the Jade of the Four Souls left outside, the only target left was Naraku. In this case, their goal was naturally to find Naraku and see if they could get the Jade of the Four Souls. , directly finish the task.

According to Huagua, Princess Lan Ji of Baiye City eloped with a rabbit monster on the day of her wedding. Later, the rabbit monster found fragments of the jade of the four souls in order to make the princess live longer. Then, the princess was killed. Naraku was robbed, and the rabbit demon is now chasing and killing Naraku with a knife...

When he heard the news, Sasuke lay down on the ground, posing in a standard farmer's posture, hehe laughed twice, and the rest of them started to pack up their equipment, and prepared to blow up Naraku's lair together according to the information they got so far, by the way Get Naruko back.

So they went to blow up Naraku. According to the onlookers Kagome, Inuyasha, Maitreya, Shan Shan, Qibao and others, it was a sunny day when the three-tailed fox who was abandoned by Naraku many years ago came to him. Naraku, and lured (actually the jade of the four souls) into Naraku's lair by coloring.

Ps: In order to convince Naraku that she was not seeking revenge, Thunder Beast, Cherry Blossom Demon, and White Deer did not follow her. The Three-Tailed Fox rode a silly donkey into Naraku's lair.

[Stupid donkey] Shikamaru: Ah!Sai, you are so ruthless, you actually used Hinata's dyed nail polish and root disguise technique to forcefully turn me into a donkey!

Then Master Sanweihu talked with Naraku for a while, and the conversation probably fell apart. All in all, her teammates carried the equipment together to bomb Naraku.

The scene was very lively at that time, a big black panther at least as high as a two-story building rushed over, tore Naraku's defense to pieces with his pink meat balls and sharp claws, thunder and lightning surrounded him, and Naraku's knot The world was completely useless and was broken by him, and then lightning and flames fell from the sky together, take a look, drink!The cherry blossom demon was carrying a tube to launch various attacks.

And the three-tailed fox is even more powerful, directly transforming into the form of various powerful monsters (it has been collecting new species since coming to this plane), and with its unpredictable ability, it can draw Naraku's clones all over the sky.

At this moment, a handsome young man with buck teeth rushed in with a knife and shouted at Naraku, "Give me back Naruko!"

This young man's sword skills are extremely powerful. A set of Hu family's sword skills makes him very powerful. The black panther is also interesting. When he saw the boy coming in, he immediately retracted his claws and jumped to the side, while covering the little minions next to him with a meat ball. Zhang, but with his size, stamping can basically be equated with "slap flat".

After the chaos ended and Naraku died, the black panther summoned a powerful lightning attack from the sky, blasting the place into scorched earth, and made sure that Naraku died without even ashes left.

The above is the whole process of Sasuke and the others killing Naraku from the perspective of the outside world.

"Inuyasha" plot, over.

And a beautiful princess wearing a shrine maiden costume, very similar to the girl Kagome of the 21st century, walked over with Naruko in her arms. Naruko waved at the rabbit demon happily: "Hinata! Are you here to save me?"

The rabbit demon became jealous when he saw it, he rushed over and carefully took Naruko into his hands, and asked gently: "Are you okay?"

Naruko shook her head and smiled cheerfully: "No, Master Kikyo protected me, and I didn't get hurt at all!"

At this time, Sasuke already has most of the jade of the four souls besides the pieces of the jade of the four souls in Kagome's hand. (As Tashat's Zhuli, he can swallow all kinds of things), this task is considered complete.

The big black panther blinked, and a mysterious white light surrounded him. After the light dissipated, a beautiful boy in white yew appeared, and suddenly a flea popped out from Inuyasha's side and screamed: "Ah! Lord Thunder Beast, who is fighting for the world, why is he here? It is rumored that he has died of serious injuries!"

Sasuke ignored them, walked up to Baoya Hinata and opened a sound-proof barrier, teasingly said: "Hey, I haven't seen you for a few months, you look very energetic, I didn't expect you to become such a boy with buck teeth Looks good, it really is a pity for you to be a woman."

After Hinata saw Sasuke, her tense body completely relaxed, she complained: "Come on, the top-level placement card is a pit, although I can still use martial arts to fight, but after using this body, I will be able to fight every day." I want to eat cabbage and carrots, and buck teeth are not good-looking at all..."

Sasuke patted Hinata on the shoulder: "The task is almost completed, and we have found a way to go to the 21st century. Then we can officially start our plan. I learned some information from Kagome and borrowed From her textbook, well, the legendary 21st century doesn't seem to be difficult to adapt to, and the danger is not high."

"Suga," Hinata's eyes lit up, "That's great, you don't know, after Naruko and I came here, we bumped into Miss Kikyo, and she said that Naruko has the talent to learn Shinto, so she accepted it." Naruko is a disciple, but..."

But she doesn't like Naruko being so close to another woman, anyway, she should learn about it now, and she should take Naruko out of the way, so Hinata agrees with Sasuke's proposal.

So after fully recovering the Jade of the Four Souls, Sasuke opened his mouth and swallowed the Jade of the Four Souls with Tashat's "tongue" big move, the tongue of hunger, and Naruko personally danced the big god and sent Kikyo to become a Buddha. The mission is here Finish.

And the group of six who got together again went to the bone-eating well with Sasuke, and watched Sasuke open his eyes to communicate with the time tree. After the communication was completed, everyone jumped into the well together and arrived in the 21st century. The speed was so fast that even Kagome Before they could react, they ran away without a trace.

The stories about the Four Demons of Jiedao, Lan Ji, and Hinata the Rabbit Demon, as well as their feats of destroying the Jade of the Four Souls and killing Naraku, are well-known among monsters, but this group suddenly appeared like a shooting star. After the brilliant brilliance erupted, it quickly disappeared.

Later, Kagome sometimes rested her chin on her hand and muttered softly: "So who are they? What is their purpose? Where did they go after jumping into the bone-eating well? Is it modern?"

Until one day, she saw a video on the Internet called "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", and the girl who sang and danced with twin ponytails was none other than Lan Ji!

But at that time, Lan Ji had already become the number one goddess of the Internet.

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Sasuke and Sai carried the tree and the deer and jumped to the ground. Shikamaru said calmly, "Let's assign tasks next."

"Sakura, go find information about his weapons. Before we leave this world, we need to create at least 10 mushroom bombs. Sasuke and I will explore the political system of this plane and learn new knowledge by the way. I asked the guy named Go Wei's girl, there are programming schools in modern society, let's send Naruko there first, Hinata, please urge Naruko to learn, Sai...you follow us."

After Shikamaru said this, he felt that he had thought about it fairly well, and everyone nodded in agreement.

After being silent for a while, Sasuke asked a question: "But we have no money, and now we don't even have a place to live. Before that, we have to adapt to this society first, right? And Sakura is a tree, where is she planted? Shikamaru's appearance You have to dye it, so we can take him out."

To be honest, if it weren’t for the Nine-Colored Deer, a rare monster like the Nine-Colored Deer, which was unsafe in the Warring States Period, he wouldn’t even want to bring a deer to the 21st century, and Sakura would be even more troublesome. Carrying a tree all day long?

"Indeed, we need to solve the housing problem first, and then we can adapt to the society." Everyone nodded together.

Hinata has already begun to help Shikamaru dye the color of a normal deer, while Sasuke discussed with Naruko and Sai, and decided to find a rich man first, and then enter the other's house.

Sasuke first went out to look for rich people who should have a good family background, and Saii taught Naruko carefully: "I have read Kagome's book, and it says that people with cars are rich people, you can find them later A car passed by and caused an accident, so we all used this to enter each other's house, and if it didn't work, we could get a lot of money..."

Naruko nodded, and asked hesitantly, "Is this a scam? Is it really okay?"

Sai resolutely replied: "Why do the plane vendors care about this? Anyway, those who can drive are rich people, and they won't be short of the money to support us. At worst, we will return it to him after we adapt to this society and earn money. "

After they discussed the whole plan of "entering a rich man's home", Sasuke also came back, and he clapped his hands: "I found a rich man named Akashi Seijuro, 14 years old, it is said that his family is in business, super super rich money!"