Sasuke-kun said that the system ruins life

Naruto shook his waist vigorously: "How is it? Is it great?"

Shikamaru gave a thumbs up: "Great! Don't stop!"

Don’t misunderstand, this passage is not dirty, and the two children conducting this conversation, in fact, this is Shikamaru and Naruto studying the product promotion plan, Shikamaru believes that since Naruto is so beautiful in women’s clothing, why not He is very talented in the art of transformation, and he can be used to engage in sex advertisements.

"My dear, Naruto is more feminine than me." When Sakura came over with a small hammer, she was stunned by this scene.

Of course, because of the relationship between blacksmithing every day, Sakura has long been insufficient for women, and is often mistaken for a man, but Sakura does not feel repulsed by this.

After all, a woman's lack of strength means that she can't get married, that is to say, she doesn't have to drag a daughter to pay the mortgage when she is in her 30s!A wonderful and free single life awaits her!

As long as the future is not so miserable, even being Brother Ying is a good thing!

Then, their rehearsal officially started, and I saw the beautiful Naruko wearing an apron, holding Sakura's pot, spinning a few times on the spot, the apron raised a beautiful arc, but she didn't reveal the forbidden place under the skirt Come.

He looked at the front with gentle and longing eyes, took the pot and kissed gently: "Sakura brand kitchen utensils, kitchen utensils of youth, kitchen utensils of friendship."

Shikamaru walked up to Naruto and nodded cooperatively: "Please also look for the black fox anti-counterfeiting logo, woof! woof!"

Sakura froze on the spot, not knowing why she always felt a sense of power and nowhere to use it. This was probably the legendary feeling of "too bad to vomit"...

It's unimaginable that this group of people actually intends to sell their products in such a way. Sakura always feels that if she obtains results in this way, she will be ashamed for the rest of her life.

Of course, this is because Ms. Sakura still doesn't have much awareness of becoming a street vendor. When she grows up, she will understand that after becoming a street vendor, she should stop paying attention to dignity. Performance is the last word. What's the face of being a plane peddler.

Don't you see that the most accomplished person in the group of six street vendors in the future, even endured such things as changing his surname and researching fertilizers...

In the future, the one who will be famous all over the world for his research on super fertilizers, the one who gave birth to Buddhas of thousands of families, has immeasurable merits, and the one who made the world recognize the terrifying talent of the Qianshou family in plants is still struggling to survive in the realm of the gods.

This is also due to Sasuke's unlucky luck. He just opened the quest line and entered the high-level plane of God's Domain in a daze. He had to carry his father to do the quest. He couldn't adapt to the high-level environment, so he could only be taken away with difficulty by Ahe's arms.

This cowardly appearance is completely different from Sasuke's image of one-handed eight-one-bar, one-handed seal and four-handed battle. It can be seen that it is not so easy to be a peddler in the plane. If Sasuke is poor now, he can't afford cloud bomb mushrooms , He wanted to explode all his worries.

As the saying goes, the way of heaven is reincarnation, he was the one who took care of his father before, but now it's his turn to be taken away.

Now Sasuke was squatting there wearing a black racer-back vest, holding a sea bowl filled with large pork knuckles and eating seriously.

This is because Aga is a good person. He is the chief boatman of the extradition boat that extradited the damaged Fusangshen to the soup house to wash away his grievances. Sasuke, he picked up Sasuke meow.

After Sasuke regained his strength and was able to return to his human form, he also handed Sasuke a bowl of food here, so that Sasuke, who should be tired after tossing around for most of the night, could eat.

Sasuke actually had dinner. It was the straw mushroom barbecue set he created himself, and the grilled fish prepared by Fuyue's father, but who wouldn't like to eat pig's trotters, so he squatted on the ground like a pig and ate loudly. .

Ahe looked at Sasuke's small appearance with very loving eyes, he rubbed Sasuke's head: "Sasuke sauce is usually good to eat, right?"

To be precise, the children of the Ninja family can eat it, but Sasuke still proudly stretched out three fingers: "Well! I can eat at least three bowls of rice! But the bowl Ahe gave me is so big, one bowl can I am full."

Ahe smiled slightly, followed suit and squatted down, explaining the situation of their place to Sasuke.

"We are here at the junction of the gods of Gao Tianyuan in the center of the soup house. It does not belong to any god, but it is the only way for Gao Tianyuan's life to die. All living beings will come here to wash away the filth before they die. Of course, gods who haven't died may come to take a bath to relax."

"And what I belong to is the extradition ship that transports the dead to pay the gods to clean up for the last time. Sasuke, although I don't remember, I should have seen you, so do you want to work here? Because in this area , Those who don’t have a job will be turned into pigs by Granny Tang.”

Sasuke, who was gnawing on the pig's hoof, froze, and Ahe quickly explained: "You can eat yours at ease, this hoof is definitely a hoof from a pig!"

Seeing the child's eyes widen in horror at that moment, Ah He inexplicably felt a sense of affection and amused seeing the cat, he was really easily frightened.

Ahe smiled: "So, do you want to work here first? We have me pulling the boat, as well as kappa doing cleaning, tall girls welcoming guests and Huoxiaopo, but usually there are no cooks , Huo Xiaopo also said that it is a bit tiring to take care of cooking at the same time."

"Eh? Okay." Sasuke agreed, holding his job bowl.

Ahe was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect the child to get it so quickly, but seeing Sasuke agree to stay, he was actually happy in his heart.

Although he no longer remembers what happened before he came to Gao Tianyuan, Ah He knew that he and Sasuke must have known each other, and it was a good thing for him that this young man who was connected to his past could stay.

But Sasuke murmured to System 9527 that his mission target was the descendant of the Black Dragon God who was lost in God's Domain due to amnesia, and according to the mission description, Sasuke and the other party should know each other.

Now Aga is the first person they met in Takamahara, and he also said that he knows Sasuke, so maybe he is the target of his mission.

It seems that I have to find a way to find out Ahe's heel and see if he is a dragon.

Sasuke thought so, and decided to stay with Ah He, who was suspected to be the target of the mission.

As for being a cook, well, anyway, he often helps Mikoto's mother, and there are a few home-cooked dishes, and he also learned how to barbecue with Fuyue's father, and Ahe said that there is a recipe here, and he will follow it when the time comes That's it.

Isn't cooking something just to cook the dishes so that they don't taste bad?

In addition, when 9527 gave Sasuke the induction training before, he also reminded him that when he was on a long-term mission, he should try his best to integrate into the local area and solve his livelihood. If you want to sweep the streets, you must not complain.

So Sasuke was surprisingly quite conscious.

So, after being taken by Ahe to greet the people on board, Sasuke was taken to sign a contract with Granny Tang nearby in the name of Huo Xiaopo's grandson, Huodozi Sasuke, when his identity was suspected , He also sprayed a fireball in a decent manner.

After Granny Tang was successfully fooled by Sasuke, she didn't think much about it, and took away the "Uchiha" and "help" in Sasuke's name, and used magic to make Sasuke almost think that he was called Asa without 9527's reminder.

But all in all, this 5-year-old planar mushroom peddler finally managed to gain a foothold in Gaotianyuan's soup house street.

The author has something to say: Tall girl: Among the Japanese monsters, it is said that she could not marry because she was too tall, and finally turned into a grieving ghost after her death.

Huoxiaopo: A kind of good monster that can suppress fire.

Kappa: Needless to say about this~

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Sasuke Uchiha, the nickname among monsters is "Azuo the Fire Boy", and later changed his name to Sasuke Senju. He was a strange man with many names and surrounded by many fogs. It is said that many people could not tell whether he was a human or a demon.

Of course, no matter how much fog there is on him, he is not as much as Ms. Naruko, the school girl of Konoha Ninja School. A few years later, a tabloid newspaper actually said that Ms. Naruko is a man, which is simply nonsense!For this reason, many fanboys wore big-character protest posters and sat in front of the xx newspaper office to gather a crowd to demonstrate.

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Asura: An can tell whether I am male or female!

Indra: I can hardly figure out whether I am a human or a demon... By the way, what is my last name?

Liudao: Why did my eldest son change his race?Why has my son changed gender?

Fourth generation: Where is my son?What about my son who is as old as Konoha?