Sasuke-kun said that the system ruins life
Chapter 2 The Legendary Dog Skin Plaster
"Tuanzo..."
"Danzo~"
"Tuanzang."
The three old faces of Sandaime, Zhuanju Koharu, and Mitomon Yan turned to the place where Danzo was sitting at the first moment of the disappearance of the Kumo Nin diplomatic mission. To be precise, it was Danzo.
It is said that the scene was very embarrassing at that time, Konoha Nabe King [crossed out] Andanzo immediately angrily stated that it was not his fault. After carefully observing the old friend, the other three breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that he was telling the truth .
#Great, it's not Konoha's pot. #
Then their anger rose together again.
It's day, who the hell put such a big blame on Konoha? !Now the Fourth Raikage has even gone to the border of Konoha angrily, demanding that Konoha hand over the murderer who killed the diplomatic team of Yunyin Village, otherwise don't blame him for being rude.
So far, everyone in the ninja world believes that this is an evil incident, because this incident has caused diplomatic problems between Konoha and Yunyin, and may even cause a new ninja war.
But the problem is that over the years in Konoha, Kage-level powerhouses are almost dead, Bai Fang was forced to death by rumors, Sannin defected one, two ran away, both the fourth generation and the fourth wife died, and the third generation's wife died. Well, Danzo's strength as a Kage-level goalkeeper is not enough to compete with the fourth generation of Raikage, and the strong players of the new generation have not grown up.
Ps: In fact, Uchiha Tomigake’s father, who owns the Kaleidoscope Sharingan, is also a movie class, but his old man does a good job of keeping secrets, and no one knows his true strength.
So, what about the border issue?
Is it really necessary for Raikage to be arrogant in the land of fire?What a joke!Where is the majesty of Konoha like that?
Then, the good news came. It was said that Tsunade who happened to be gambling in a casino near the border was discovered by Kazuanbe and was held up by his thighs, crying and begging the boss to help him. One, and finally successfully overcome the blood phobia, and tied with Lei Ying.
Because Konoha has a Kage-level powerhouse to support the scene, this battle cannot be fought for the time being, Konoha is relieved, Tsunade has become a hero for a while, and Sandai is even more cheerful and began to prepare for his abdication.
Tsunade's strength and popularity are enough to be the fifth generation, and now is the right time. If you don't take advantage of this opportunity to retire him, you will be a fool.
At the same time, Konoha began to make every effort to investigate his own spies, and every time he caught one, he threw it to Ibiki. Next to him, the tribe of Yamanaka and Uchiha used illusion to assist, vowing to throw the black pot to Konoha. Egg out!
For a moment, Konoha was united and united.
And the culprits who caused serious diplomatic problems-Sasuke and Hinata, after playing (jiao) (liu) sand (qing) son (bao), they went back to their respective homes and went to their respective mothers.
Hinata is really going to find her mother. In fact, if her mother is not willing to stick out her nails every day for Hinata to mess with, and give her daughter pocket money after the mess, this shy little girl doesn't know where to go to finish her daily life What about the task?
After all, daily tasks require the host to sell their own products, and doing it for free is not considered complete!
So far, all her gold coins have come from her mother. At the same time, Hinata's wife's manicure changes every day, and she doesn't know when Hinata will be able to send her manicure to her father.
This is also the distress of 3-year-old children. Except that Sasuke has contracted a street of mushrooms and is relatively well-off, like Hinata who wants to develop a business, he can only find her own mother.
But the system doesn't know why, it always chooses their 3rd birthday to possess.
==== Uchiha family ====
"Is that so...Because I got the plaster sold by the mysterious person, I overcame my fear. Is it a dog skin plaster that can overcome fear? Then Anbu, who was cured of his cowardice by the plaster, gave this plaster to Tsunade-sama, so that her fear The blood disease was cured."
Uchiha Fugaku looked at the information in front of him and almost couldn't believe it.
Tsunade's blood phobia can be regarded as a terminal illness in the ninja world. It's not that this disease will do anything to people. It's just that if you get this disease, a good ninja will be useless. However, mental illness is quite difficult to deal with. Currently, even Tsunade, a medical genius, couldn't figure it out. Everyone thought there was no cure for this disease.
Who would have thought that a dog skin plaster would be able to cure it now, if this information was not sent by his teammates in the same group back then, he would have thought that someone was playing a prank on him.
According to intelligence, this plaster was sent by a mysterious person to the owner of Muye Pharmacy for sale, and it was accompanied by a contract stating how to divide the profits, and the profits earned would suddenly disappear in the end, and a new plaster appeared the next day , the current products include ordinary rheumatic plasters, but the effect is better than those on the market, and calming plasters, that is, the plasters used by Tsunade to overcome fear, are new products recently released.
It's a pity that after Tsunade's incident came out, the owner of the plaster seemed to have given up on this selling point, and there was no trace of it anymore. No matter how hard the Anbu and the guards tried to investigate, the other party refused to show up.
It's a pity, the plaster that can make people overcome the fear of Tsunade's strange power and scream at her thigh is also the plaster that can make Tsunade overcome hemophobia... It would be great if I could get a paste.
"Itachi, why don't you help me go to the pharmacy and buy back those plasters, let's try to see how amazing this thing is?"
Itachi said with a cold face, "Father, let me remind you that only the plaster consigned by that mysterious person has special effects."
Moreover, he doesn't want to go to the pharmacy to buy dog skin plasters like a middle-aged man with bad legs, thank you.
Fu Yue wanted to say something more when he heard the cheerful cry of his youngest son.
"I'm back~"
Itachi stood up, picked up a small tomato and got up, with a gentle smile on his face: "Sasuke, did you pick a lot of mushrooms today?"
Sasuke nodded happily: "Well~ growing mushrooms is really fun~ I also found new mushroom spores, I want to grow them at home~"
Compared with always going out to grow mushrooms in his secret base and then picking them back home, he thinks it is easier to grow mushrooms at home, so Sasuke said so.
"Can you? Dad?" He blinked and looked at Fuyue.
However, before Fu Yue's father could speak, Itachi gently touched his younger brother's head, and encouraged him: "Is that so? Sasuke has a great talent for growing mushrooms, and the mushrooms he grows taste great."
"Father, anyway, Sasuke is not yet old enough to go to ninja school, let Sasuke grow mushrooms at home, and save him from being bored."
I didn't say no...
Fuyue's father thought in his heart, if he had placed a lot of expectations on his eldest son, he would have nothing else to ask for from his youngest son. As long as this child can grow up healthily, Fuyue's father would think it would be fine.
It's just that since Sasuke fainted on his birthday, Itachi was not only frightened enough to open Sharingan, but also spoiled his younger brother more and more, smiling like a flower in front of his younger brother, and had a cold face in front of him, the heartache of being a father ah.
#The difference in treatment is too obvious#
#This is the difference between appearance and cuteness#
Although sad, Fu Yue's father still did not object to his youngest son's wishes. After all, a 3-year-old child can grow mushrooms at home if he wants to, so he said flatly, "Ask your mother, she will take care of the family affairs."
This is promised.
After Miqin's mother bought vegetables and returned home, she readily agreed to Sasuke's request, and she said softly, "Then Sasuke must take good care of his mushrooms."
Sasuke nodded happily: "Yes!"
Then, Meiqin's mother took out a pot and winked at Sasuke: "Speaking of which, I saw a great pot outside today, and said that no matter what I cook, it won't stick to the pot~ Sasuke, I'll make fried rice with tomato and eggs for Sasuke Bar."
Sasuke immediately abandoned Itachi who was standing behind him holding a mysterious dog ear and wanted to put it on his head, and rushed towards Mikoto's mother.
"Long live~"
At this time, Sasuke was happily immersed in a beautiful family, but the other two 3-year-old children who were also selected with him fell into distress.
====Some green grass====
Shikamaru stepped on his slippers, walked to Sakura who was squatting on the grass and squatted down, with the grass in his mouth, looked up at the sky, and sighed.
"Oh, I accidentally made a big deal, and the business will be impossible."
Because of the confidentiality principle of the system, it is required that the secrets of the system should not be revealed until one or more ability values reach the number one in the ninja world, so Shikamaru can only honestly stick invisibility plasters to sell plasters to complete daily tasks every day.
Now that Tsunade's incident came out, Shikamaru didn't even go out to sell medicine, and he didn't even dare to take out the tools for making plasters, even if they were just medicine jars, medicine rollers, and medicine jars that can be seen everywhere in Nara's house.
But if you don't work hard, it is said that the future teacher will die, and the teacher's wife will be a widow for the rest of her life... Although it is troublesome, Shikamaru thinks that he should work hard and forget it.
After all, if the teacher's future child has never seen the teacher since birth, it would be too pitiful.
The most important thing is that 9528 is very good at chant. If he doesn't work, 9528 can chant until he can't sleep at night.
The pink-haired girl tapped a small hammer on a frying pan, and sighed: "Oh, my hands have become a lot thicker when I forge iron all day long. Recently, I can beat Oda from the next door with my fist. Going five meters away, no child wants to play with me now, and my mother asked me whether I would be a ninja or blacksmith in the future."
Of course her choice is to become a ninja. If this continues, she will become a strange girl, but 9526 said that if she doesn't work hard, she will marry someone who won't come home all day long, leaving her and her daughter at home. A man with a weak soul, and in his 30s, he was still running around to repay the mortgage.
Thinking of how bleak the future is, she had no choice but to work hard under 9526's nagging.
"Shikamaru, if your dog skin plaster can't be sold, why don't you... change the product?"
Xiao Ying turned her head and said kindly: "I remember you have other plaster prescriptions, which is your initial product. As long as you apply it, even adults who weigh a hundred catties can go down the rabbit hole. Super, super what?"
"Super lubricating oil." Shikamaru said bitterly: "Forget it, if I want to sell that thing, I might as well continue selling dog skin plaster."
At this time, a blond girl in a skirt also ran over, and shouted cheerfully: "Sakura~Shikamaru, I'm here to see you, let's see if my new skirt looks good~"
Shikamaru and Sakura looked back and saw the girl with twin ponytails, a beautiful lace dress, and a big bow tied around her waist. Not only did they feel that their troubles were no longer troubles.
The worst is here.
"Hey, does it look good~" Naruto leaned over and asked, blinking his blue eyes.
Shikamaru and Sakura nodded and responded, "It's pretty good."
Although at first they were a little envious of this guy who was born with the highest [Jing] attribute in the ninja world, but now, they only have sympathy in their hearts, and they always feel that their little friend is about to be played badly.
"Speaking of which, it's really nice to wear a skirt, plus Shikamaru's cosmetic plaster to cover up the beard on my face, so when I go shopping like this, no one will recognize me, and the aunt who sells vegetables even gives me a discount."
Naruto spun around a few times, the hem of the skirt fluttered, revealing the safety pants inside.
Xiao Sakura paused after hearing this, although Naruto said this unintentionally, but every time Xiao Sakura saw Naruto smiling so silly, she would feel sad in her heart.
He is obviously a boy, but he has to wear a skirt to cover up his true identity in order not to be hated and spurned by others. Although he doesn't know what happened, it is too much.
Although she is still young, a girl's heart is very sensitive, Sakura didn't mention anything else, she just reached out to help Naruto straighten his collar: "Well, Naruto, I'm going to attend the New Year's Festival next week, can you help me?" Do you want to make a kimono?"
At any rate, when completing daily tasks, he earns not only gold coins, but also real money. Because Naruto is not good at sales, skirts are always unsold, but the women's clothing he made Shikamaru can't be worn.
Therefore, she was the only one who had a little savings to buy more women's clothing, so as to help Naruto increase his performance.
The author has something to say: Lu Wan: Plaster dealer
Sakura: Kitchenware Caster
Naruto: Ladies Clothes Salesman (Big dick cute girl)
"Danzo~"
"Tuanzang."
The three old faces of Sandaime, Zhuanju Koharu, and Mitomon Yan turned to the place where Danzo was sitting at the first moment of the disappearance of the Kumo Nin diplomatic mission. To be precise, it was Danzo.
It is said that the scene was very embarrassing at that time, Konoha Nabe King [crossed out] Andanzo immediately angrily stated that it was not his fault. After carefully observing the old friend, the other three breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that he was telling the truth .
#Great, it's not Konoha's pot. #
Then their anger rose together again.
It's day, who the hell put such a big blame on Konoha? !Now the Fourth Raikage has even gone to the border of Konoha angrily, demanding that Konoha hand over the murderer who killed the diplomatic team of Yunyin Village, otherwise don't blame him for being rude.
So far, everyone in the ninja world believes that this is an evil incident, because this incident has caused diplomatic problems between Konoha and Yunyin, and may even cause a new ninja war.
But the problem is that over the years in Konoha, Kage-level powerhouses are almost dead, Bai Fang was forced to death by rumors, Sannin defected one, two ran away, both the fourth generation and the fourth wife died, and the third generation's wife died. Well, Danzo's strength as a Kage-level goalkeeper is not enough to compete with the fourth generation of Raikage, and the strong players of the new generation have not grown up.
Ps: In fact, Uchiha Tomigake’s father, who owns the Kaleidoscope Sharingan, is also a movie class, but his old man does a good job of keeping secrets, and no one knows his true strength.
So, what about the border issue?
Is it really necessary for Raikage to be arrogant in the land of fire?What a joke!Where is the majesty of Konoha like that?
Then, the good news came. It was said that Tsunade who happened to be gambling in a casino near the border was discovered by Kazuanbe and was held up by his thighs, crying and begging the boss to help him. One, and finally successfully overcome the blood phobia, and tied with Lei Ying.
Because Konoha has a Kage-level powerhouse to support the scene, this battle cannot be fought for the time being, Konoha is relieved, Tsunade has become a hero for a while, and Sandai is even more cheerful and began to prepare for his abdication.
Tsunade's strength and popularity are enough to be the fifth generation, and now is the right time. If you don't take advantage of this opportunity to retire him, you will be a fool.
At the same time, Konoha began to make every effort to investigate his own spies, and every time he caught one, he threw it to Ibiki. Next to him, the tribe of Yamanaka and Uchiha used illusion to assist, vowing to throw the black pot to Konoha. Egg out!
For a moment, Konoha was united and united.
And the culprits who caused serious diplomatic problems-Sasuke and Hinata, after playing (jiao) (liu) sand (qing) son (bao), they went back to their respective homes and went to their respective mothers.
Hinata is really going to find her mother. In fact, if her mother is not willing to stick out her nails every day for Hinata to mess with, and give her daughter pocket money after the mess, this shy little girl doesn't know where to go to finish her daily life What about the task?
After all, daily tasks require the host to sell their own products, and doing it for free is not considered complete!
So far, all her gold coins have come from her mother. At the same time, Hinata's wife's manicure changes every day, and she doesn't know when Hinata will be able to send her manicure to her father.
This is also the distress of 3-year-old children. Except that Sasuke has contracted a street of mushrooms and is relatively well-off, like Hinata who wants to develop a business, he can only find her own mother.
But the system doesn't know why, it always chooses their 3rd birthday to possess.
==== Uchiha family ====
"Is that so...Because I got the plaster sold by the mysterious person, I overcame my fear. Is it a dog skin plaster that can overcome fear? Then Anbu, who was cured of his cowardice by the plaster, gave this plaster to Tsunade-sama, so that her fear The blood disease was cured."
Uchiha Fugaku looked at the information in front of him and almost couldn't believe it.
Tsunade's blood phobia can be regarded as a terminal illness in the ninja world. It's not that this disease will do anything to people. It's just that if you get this disease, a good ninja will be useless. However, mental illness is quite difficult to deal with. Currently, even Tsunade, a medical genius, couldn't figure it out. Everyone thought there was no cure for this disease.
Who would have thought that a dog skin plaster would be able to cure it now, if this information was not sent by his teammates in the same group back then, he would have thought that someone was playing a prank on him.
According to intelligence, this plaster was sent by a mysterious person to the owner of Muye Pharmacy for sale, and it was accompanied by a contract stating how to divide the profits, and the profits earned would suddenly disappear in the end, and a new plaster appeared the next day , the current products include ordinary rheumatic plasters, but the effect is better than those on the market, and calming plasters, that is, the plasters used by Tsunade to overcome fear, are new products recently released.
It's a pity that after Tsunade's incident came out, the owner of the plaster seemed to have given up on this selling point, and there was no trace of it anymore. No matter how hard the Anbu and the guards tried to investigate, the other party refused to show up.
It's a pity, the plaster that can make people overcome the fear of Tsunade's strange power and scream at her thigh is also the plaster that can make Tsunade overcome hemophobia... It would be great if I could get a paste.
"Itachi, why don't you help me go to the pharmacy and buy back those plasters, let's try to see how amazing this thing is?"
Itachi said with a cold face, "Father, let me remind you that only the plaster consigned by that mysterious person has special effects."
Moreover, he doesn't want to go to the pharmacy to buy dog skin plasters like a middle-aged man with bad legs, thank you.
Fu Yue wanted to say something more when he heard the cheerful cry of his youngest son.
"I'm back~"
Itachi stood up, picked up a small tomato and got up, with a gentle smile on his face: "Sasuke, did you pick a lot of mushrooms today?"
Sasuke nodded happily: "Well~ growing mushrooms is really fun~ I also found new mushroom spores, I want to grow them at home~"
Compared with always going out to grow mushrooms in his secret base and then picking them back home, he thinks it is easier to grow mushrooms at home, so Sasuke said so.
"Can you? Dad?" He blinked and looked at Fuyue.
However, before Fu Yue's father could speak, Itachi gently touched his younger brother's head, and encouraged him: "Is that so? Sasuke has a great talent for growing mushrooms, and the mushrooms he grows taste great."
"Father, anyway, Sasuke is not yet old enough to go to ninja school, let Sasuke grow mushrooms at home, and save him from being bored."
I didn't say no...
Fuyue's father thought in his heart, if he had placed a lot of expectations on his eldest son, he would have nothing else to ask for from his youngest son. As long as this child can grow up healthily, Fuyue's father would think it would be fine.
It's just that since Sasuke fainted on his birthday, Itachi was not only frightened enough to open Sharingan, but also spoiled his younger brother more and more, smiling like a flower in front of his younger brother, and had a cold face in front of him, the heartache of being a father ah.
#The difference in treatment is too obvious#
#This is the difference between appearance and cuteness#
Although sad, Fu Yue's father still did not object to his youngest son's wishes. After all, a 3-year-old child can grow mushrooms at home if he wants to, so he said flatly, "Ask your mother, she will take care of the family affairs."
This is promised.
After Miqin's mother bought vegetables and returned home, she readily agreed to Sasuke's request, and she said softly, "Then Sasuke must take good care of his mushrooms."
Sasuke nodded happily: "Yes!"
Then, Meiqin's mother took out a pot and winked at Sasuke: "Speaking of which, I saw a great pot outside today, and said that no matter what I cook, it won't stick to the pot~ Sasuke, I'll make fried rice with tomato and eggs for Sasuke Bar."
Sasuke immediately abandoned Itachi who was standing behind him holding a mysterious dog ear and wanted to put it on his head, and rushed towards Mikoto's mother.
"Long live~"
At this time, Sasuke was happily immersed in a beautiful family, but the other two 3-year-old children who were also selected with him fell into distress.
====Some green grass====
Shikamaru stepped on his slippers, walked to Sakura who was squatting on the grass and squatted down, with the grass in his mouth, looked up at the sky, and sighed.
"Oh, I accidentally made a big deal, and the business will be impossible."
Because of the confidentiality principle of the system, it is required that the secrets of the system should not be revealed until one or more ability values reach the number one in the ninja world, so Shikamaru can only honestly stick invisibility plasters to sell plasters to complete daily tasks every day.
Now that Tsunade's incident came out, Shikamaru didn't even go out to sell medicine, and he didn't even dare to take out the tools for making plasters, even if they were just medicine jars, medicine rollers, and medicine jars that can be seen everywhere in Nara's house.
But if you don't work hard, it is said that the future teacher will die, and the teacher's wife will be a widow for the rest of her life... Although it is troublesome, Shikamaru thinks that he should work hard and forget it.
After all, if the teacher's future child has never seen the teacher since birth, it would be too pitiful.
The most important thing is that 9528 is very good at chant. If he doesn't work, 9528 can chant until he can't sleep at night.
The pink-haired girl tapped a small hammer on a frying pan, and sighed: "Oh, my hands have become a lot thicker when I forge iron all day long. Recently, I can beat Oda from the next door with my fist. Going five meters away, no child wants to play with me now, and my mother asked me whether I would be a ninja or blacksmith in the future."
Of course her choice is to become a ninja. If this continues, she will become a strange girl, but 9526 said that if she doesn't work hard, she will marry someone who won't come home all day long, leaving her and her daughter at home. A man with a weak soul, and in his 30s, he was still running around to repay the mortgage.
Thinking of how bleak the future is, she had no choice but to work hard under 9526's nagging.
"Shikamaru, if your dog skin plaster can't be sold, why don't you... change the product?"
Xiao Ying turned her head and said kindly: "I remember you have other plaster prescriptions, which is your initial product. As long as you apply it, even adults who weigh a hundred catties can go down the rabbit hole. Super, super what?"
"Super lubricating oil." Shikamaru said bitterly: "Forget it, if I want to sell that thing, I might as well continue selling dog skin plaster."
At this time, a blond girl in a skirt also ran over, and shouted cheerfully: "Sakura~Shikamaru, I'm here to see you, let's see if my new skirt looks good~"
Shikamaru and Sakura looked back and saw the girl with twin ponytails, a beautiful lace dress, and a big bow tied around her waist. Not only did they feel that their troubles were no longer troubles.
The worst is here.
"Hey, does it look good~" Naruto leaned over and asked, blinking his blue eyes.
Shikamaru and Sakura nodded and responded, "It's pretty good."
Although at first they were a little envious of this guy who was born with the highest [Jing] attribute in the ninja world, but now, they only have sympathy in their hearts, and they always feel that their little friend is about to be played badly.
"Speaking of which, it's really nice to wear a skirt, plus Shikamaru's cosmetic plaster to cover up the beard on my face, so when I go shopping like this, no one will recognize me, and the aunt who sells vegetables even gives me a discount."
Naruto spun around a few times, the hem of the skirt fluttered, revealing the safety pants inside.
Xiao Sakura paused after hearing this, although Naruto said this unintentionally, but every time Xiao Sakura saw Naruto smiling so silly, she would feel sad in her heart.
He is obviously a boy, but he has to wear a skirt to cover up his true identity in order not to be hated and spurned by others. Although he doesn't know what happened, it is too much.
Although she is still young, a girl's heart is very sensitive, Sakura didn't mention anything else, she just reached out to help Naruto straighten his collar: "Well, Naruto, I'm going to attend the New Year's Festival next week, can you help me?" Do you want to make a kimono?"
At any rate, when completing daily tasks, he earns not only gold coins, but also real money. Because Naruto is not good at sales, skirts are always unsold, but the women's clothing he made Shikamaru can't be worn.
Therefore, she was the only one who had a little savings to buy more women's clothing, so as to help Naruto increase his performance.
The author has something to say: Lu Wan: Plaster dealer
Sakura: Kitchenware Caster
Naruto: Ladies Clothes Salesman (Big dick cute girl)
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