Sasuke-kun said that the system ruins life

Kankuro faced a major crisis in his life.

After applying for the prosthetic body preparatory class, I found out that there were only two students in the class, including myself, and the other was Ling Nan Tian Tian’s distant cousin Ling Nan Doudou.

Ps: During the first class, Kankuro found a very serious problem. He only understood half of the physics knowledge taught by the professor, and he couldn't even write a single homework after class.

He later learned that the prosthetic body class is the most difficult major to study in the Land of Fire, and even the preparatory class has to go through a cruel written test and interview to get in. In fact, his own knowledge can't keep up with the progress of his studies.

The reason is that Sakura herself, as the leader of the prosthetic body group, has cultivated the technology tree of the prosthetic body group far beyond other places in the world. They have perfect scores in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and they have full marks in the test because there are only so many test scores. He is a top academic god, otherwise he will be caught blind if he enters the prosthetic body group.

And Kankuro, after half a month of class, finally discovered the fact that he was a hopeless scumbag. He walked down the street in tears, feeling in a trance that he was so stupid and still It's better to die, ah, let's go dance to Nanhechuan later.

"Ah Choo!" Kankuro sneezed as he walked.

This young man who grew up in the hot desert of the Land of Wind was frozen like a dog in the cold wind, and tears flowed drop by drop.

Ah, damn Konoha, not only the learning content is so difficult, but even the weather is so annoying!

At this moment, in front of Yile Ramen Shop, Lingnan Doudou was standing there holding a cardboard, and saw two rows of large characters written on the cardboard.

[Excellent tutors, tutoring in mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, history, politics...Price negotiable]

Although this poor little girl is the younger sister of Tiantian, her family's situation is not as good as Tiantian. She is a typical down-and-out nobleman. After her father passed away, her family was completely supported by her little scholarship. If I don't try to make extra money, I won't even be able to pay this month's utility bills!

But Kankuro's eyes light up, Lingnan Doudou is a super university bully in his mind!

He took a few steps forward and looked at Lingnan Doudou excitedly: "Student Lingnan, can I ask you to tutor me?"

Doudou was taken aback, and the myopic primary school god adjusted his glasses, and looked at Kankuro: "It's you, Kankuro, that, I only accept tuition from students from the basic college, like you can be admitted to the prosthetic body preparation The genius of the class, I probably can't teach."

Kankuro shook his head again and again: "No, no, no, a stupid pig like me needs your teaching the most."

He took out all the pocket money his father gave him before he left, stuffed it into Doudou's hands, and sincerely knelt down in front of Doudou, looking up at her.

"Please! Doudou, I really want to be admitted to Konoha University!"

Doudou looked at the brand-new banknotes in his hand, and his eyes lit up. With a small amount of money, it doesn't matter whether the other party got in through the entrance examination or through the back door!

She decisively pulled Kankuro up and nodded vigorously: "Deal!"

Then they entered the store of Yile Ramen, and Doudou ordered ten bowls of ramen in one go. While discussing with Kankuro about the time and courses of tutoring, he also recommended several reliable tutoring books to Kankuro Books and exam papers.

Konoha has lost its future by fighting alone these days. Everyone should learn culture well. The tutoring industry and training classes are also booming. One of them was designed by Doudou himself. Although the sales are not good, it can still be done. Received a little dividend, that's how she earned her padded jacket this winter.

At this moment, a trembling roar sounded outside the door.

"Nurse Chongsang! I really didn't mean to peek at you taking a bath, please accept this gift full of my apology!"

Kankuro choked for a moment, he turned to look while beating his chest: "What happened?"

Doudou held him nonchalantly: "It's okay, the Younv's family must have made some joke again, that family loves worms very much, especially the nannies of the Hatake's family are all members of the Younv's family." Where is the male god?"

Datong Musheren, who was sitting on the other side of the ramen stand, also nodded: "Well, I also know about this, the nanny insect went to Nanhechuan to take a bath yesterday, because it is a bug, so there is no need to wear clothes or take a bath in front of the public It’s a question of being shy, and everyone didn’t think it was unusual when they saw the babysitting bug washing its wings with water, but the boy from the oil girl’s family turned around and ran away in fright when he saw the babysitting bug taking a bath.”

Kankuro: "Huh? What is this mess?"

On the other hand, after half a month, Sasuke finally figured out the reason why Brother Itachi gained weight.

Fat is actually not a serious problem. Sasuke was also fat when he was a child. I still remember that he had a soft belly, thick elephant legs, and even a bit of a chin when he was young. But does that affect Sasuke's appearance?

The answer is of course no, the existence of those fleshy flesh is a kind of wonderful buff, which makes Sasuke's cuteness rise in a straight line, cute enough to make any normal human scream "kawaii!"

Sasuke's big killer [Moe Dun] was developed when he had such excellent appearance conditions. He asked R and A to help him try this trick before, and the effect was quite good.

Later, the king of the peak who came to play mahjong also helped to look at this move, and then ran away blushing and shouting "shameless", which made Sasuke feel that the guy was really inexplicable.

But now Sasuke has twitched due to his age, and has turned into a slightly thin boy. He has a white and pointed chin, and eyes that become bigger and brighter after the flesh disappears. His appearance is awesome. Swish to rise, the waist is slender and the limbs are slender, with excellent proportions.

His facial features are very clean, that is, the so-called good bones, and a little childlike taste. According to common sense, this type of beauty does not have facial features before the age of 25, and after the age of 25, the skin and flesh state will decline. The real face It is difficult to reach the peak value, but druids will not have the problem of skin aging, so Sasuke's appearance peak starts after the age of 25. As he grows older, his appearance has been increasing.

Although according to gossip, Sasuke-kun, who has been assimilated quite seriously by Tashat, is a giant starry sky beast, devouring large planets without any pressure, and the current human form is a mimicry created by conceptual quantum magic. I don’t know if it’s true. of.

As for Brother Itachi, as the eldest son of Uchiha's number one beauty, Mikoto, he is also a handsome man with excellent bones. Even if he is fat, his appearance is above average, especially his pair of dark eyes look very gentle and amiable. When he smiles His eyebrows are curved, and his handsome demeanor can be vaguely seen. Countless autumn Taoist girls can't help but feel happy when they see him.

And Sasuke now also feels that it is a wonderful thing for Brother Itachi to gain weight - Brother Itachi's hand feels amazing!

Leaning on Brother Itachi's warm and soft shoulders, chewing a small tomato in his mouth, there is warm sunlight outside the corridor, and the cherry blossoms in the yard have buds, and they will bloom in a while.

#Ah, this is simply a brother-controlled paradise! #

Brother Itachi held a three-color ball in his mouth and a copy of "True Answers to Exam Questions. The Way of Survival of the Ninja Class" in his hand. He stroked his brother's soft long hair: "When did Sasuke come down from the moon? Didn't he tell my brother?" , I can go to the Diyue traffic station to pick you up, but I haven't seen you in half a year, I have changed a lot, and I was a little afraid that Sasuke would not recognize me at first."

Sasuke shook his head again and again: "My brother hasn't changed, I recognized it at a glance!"

It's only 175 catties of meat, it's nothing to add to the body of Itachi who is 140cm tall. It turns out that Brother Itachi is only 17 catties. Sasuke also thinks that this weight is too thin for a [-]-year-old man, and it is just right now.

Well, 160 catties, what is this, Zobao's body is 999999...xN tons.

As for why Brother Itachi gained weight... In fact, as long as you stay in Konoha for a few more days, you can almost understand what's going on, because the younger generation who gain weight in Konoha is not an individual exception, but a group trend!

Speaking of this, it starts with the reform of Konoha's talent training system. Generally speaking, if a ninja wants to be promoted in the past, the most direct route is to practice and become stronger. Fat people rarely appear in the family.

But Konoha’s current talent promotion method has changed. Tsunade believes that an excellent strong person should develop morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor in an all-round way. Only muscles cannot govern a country well. Therefore, a large number of outstanding young people must start to study hard. It is good to enter the university to fight for the road to promotion.

Therefore, during the exam period, many hard-working candidates will start to study hard 1-2 months in advance, and the time for practice will be reduced accordingly, but the appetite will not be reduced, and the arrival of fat is inevitable.

Itachi was lucky to become a Jonin before the reform of Konoha’s education system. Logically, he was also one of the lucky ones who didn’t have to take the exam, but he wanted to be admitted to the position of lecturer of the Department of Illusion at Konoha Comprehensive Higher University, so he applied for it confidently. The clan land manager on the moon lives with his younger brother.

Then, one month before the exam, Itachi didn't study hard because of a task, and lost in the naked exam to Yuhihong, who worked so hard to earn money for milk powder, but Shisui succeeded in becoming the lecturer of the instant body class, and he will be there after the spring break. Go to the moon.

This is the first time for Itachi to fail the ranking, and he was in a bad mood. When Shisui was hesitating whether to give up his job and concentrate on working with Itachi on the ground, Konoha University temporarily started recruiting because a lecturer in the Department of Illusion began to prepare for pregnancy. , Itachi resolutely rejected all the tasks and reviewed at home, and Shisui also graciously began to serve Itachi with delicious food and drink.

All in all, that's what happened. Brother Itachi got fat, and Sasuke figured it out, and found that the source of Brother Itachi's weight was still in himself. If it wasn't for himself, Brother Itachi wouldn't be reviewing at home and even neglecting to exercise. I was fed by Zhishui and gained 20 catties.

He lamented, feeling guilt welled up, and rubbed against Brother Itachi's fleshy thigh: "Brother, if you want to go to the moon, you don't have to rush this year. In two years, Konoha University will start to expand its enrollment. There will definitely be a need for many teachers by then.”

Itachi tapped Sasuke lightly: "But then you graduated again."

Don't think that Brother Itachi doesn't know the nature of the Golden Six who loves to skip grades. He is going to the moon to apply for a job because of Sasuke, but Sasuke's image of a technical geek is deeply rooted in people's hearts. Maybe he will squat in the R&D department as soon as he graduates, and the two brothers get along The time is still less.

Even if it is to spend two more years with his younger brother in college, he has to get the lecturer position in advance!

But the time of that exam is set one week before the start of Konoha University. As long as Brother Itachi successfully passes the exam, he and Shisui will be able to go to the moon together.

It was already lunch time, and Shisui cooked three big bowls of noodles with stewed pig’s feet and soybean soup, and put two fried poached eggs, green vegetables, shiitake mushrooms, and meatballs on the noodles in addition to the pig’s feet. This is lunch for the three of us.

He put three sea bowls the size of a human head on a small table and brought them in front of the two brothers, and handed the chopsticks to Sasuke and Itachi: "It's time for lunch, and then take a nap after eating. According to my experience, the closer the exam, The more you have to eat, sleep, and maintain a full mental state!"

Itachi nodded seriously, picked up the noodle bowl and started eating.

Sasuke glanced at Shisui with a tangled expression, then looked at Itachi, sighed in his heart, and said forget it, brother Itachi used to have such a large appetite, and when he resumes his practice after being admitted to the position, his body shape will definitely be back under control. Let Brother Itachi keep a relaxed mind now.

Sasuke adjusted his mood, successfully accepted the fact that his brother was fat and thought he was quite cute, then with a bang, Shizune broke into the room.

She shouted to Sasuke with a look of panic; "Sasuke-kun, it's not good, Tsunade-sama, she... exchanged!"

Sasuke: "What?"

Seeing Sasuke, Shizune burst into tears, she choked up, and began to explain to Sasuke what happened with snot and tears.

The source of everything is still in Tsunade.

Yesterday, after discovering that Tsunade hadn't been to a casino for a year, Shizune happily announced that her most remarkable Tsunade-sama broke the curse that the Senshou clan could not live without gambling, and successfully quit gambling!

For this reason, Jing Yin specially bought firecrackers and let them go home for most of the night. In the end, the police department invited them to drink tea for half the night because they disturbed the people by setting off fireworks in the middle of the night. , The night of silence passed, and it was another busy day when I woke up.

The silent firecrackers were like rain, falling in Tsunade's heart and turning into tears.

Originally, this was nothing, at most she would be sad for a while, and then go talk to Meiqin in the office next door, but that's where the incident happened.

At that time, Tsunade drank a lot of wine, and said sadly: "Cousin, I am the first person in the Senshou clan not to go to the casino for a year after the age of three. Am I still considered a Senshou?"

Mikoto patted Tsunade's big chest, and nodded understandingly: "Yeah, I understand, although I don't like gambling, but he also thinks it's weird that I don't play mahjong twice a month, Sasuke is like that." me."

Tsunade wiped the corners of his eyes, and continued to complain: "Senju who can't gamble is not considered alive at all, alas, if God gives me another chance, I will definitely drag my grandpa, second grandpa, and Sasuke to the casino together for a high." Field! Introduce Sasuke to the grandpa and grandpa and tell them that we have a thousand hands!"

As she spoke, a look of sadness and anticipation appeared on her face: "Unfortunately, the eldest grandpa and the second grandpa are no longer here. I am so busy that I can't go to the casino to get high. The so-called dream can only be a dream." Think about it in your dream."

Mikoto chuckled, her face flushed, she seemed quite drunk, she put her arms around Tsunade and smiled, "Then think about it in your dreams."

As she said so, circle after circle appeared in her eyes, six small gouyu were turning in it, and since Meiqin got the eyes of reincarnation, her exclusive pupil power [Sweet Dreams Come True] began to activate.

So, Tsunade was sent to a place where he could see his grandfather, second grandfather and Sasuke.

At the same time, because two identical individuals cannot exist in one world, the Tsunade of that world was exchanged. In a word, that's it, now Mikoto is accompanying the parallel world version of Tsunade from another world.

Sasuke listened to Shizune's cause and effect in astonishment, and finally asked only one question tremblingly: "Then who will preside over the opening ceremony of our Konoha University?"

Mute: "Uh..."

Sasuke covered his face in pain, feeling that he was in a big trouble.

You need to know that Tsunade is now the number one most important person in the Land of Fire. It can be said that the third generation can die, and Jirai can also die, but Tsunade can't even lose a hair, because she is the soul of the Land of Fire. It opened an era when the ninja class stood up, established the cabinet system, and led Konoha to deploy the world, which is like a model of a generation of heroes.

So this time she had an accident, which made Shizune completely confused. Hinata went on a business trip at this time, and Shikajiu was the shit-stirring stick for the coup d'état in Kiri Ninja Village with Kakashi in the country of water [crossed out] If you can't come back, and the second and third in command are not here, who can you turn to?

Answer: Find four in command.

Sasuke is the fourth-in-command. As the leader of the right council, the chief minister of the cabinet, the head of Konoha R&D department and the chief designer of the moon construction, if you don't look for him at a critical moment, who can you turn to?

And this kind of thing that involves traveling through the world, as the head of the research and development department, he must be obliged to deal with it.

So Mute ran over.

Sasuke was actually a little stunned and didn't get over it. He had time-traveled many times himself, but this was the first time he had seen this kind of oolong time-traveling incident. Fortunately, more than 100 years were not in vain, so he made a quick decision.

"Shizune, take me to see that Aunt Tsunade!"