Cannibalism

After booking a room at the inn, the two wandered around the village for a whole day. When the cannibal boy saw edible food, he looked at the vendor eagerly. Xie Sheng bought it as he wished, so that he could throw it away when he went back. into the lake.

On the way back to the inn in the evening, Yuan Shiren saw that the silver and copper coins in his hand were very useful, so he wanted to make some money for himself in case of emergencies. Xie Sheng quickly stopped him: "There is a group of people in the world of spiritual consciousness who is in charge of such matters." The gold and silver department, whoever makes the person who makes the spell change by a penny, can't escape their eyes and ears, and they will be punished by paying ten for the change."

The poor man-eating flower is very envious of Xie Sheng's money bag, but he knows that in the village, the villagers earn money through hard work, and most of Xie Sheng's money is the same.He looked at the candied haws, fruits and vegetables in his hand, then looked up at the well-dressed Xie Sheng, and finally made a decision: "When I return to the God Realm, I will share half of the sun and moon light with you, which is good for improving your cultivation. , it’s your thank you for helping me buy these foods.”

Xie Sheng saw that his left hand was firmly holding the stick of candied haws in his palm, and a smile could not help but appear on the corner of his lips: "The light of the sun and the moon in Shendi is worth tens of millions of times more than the candied haws. Are you selling it at such a low price?"

Yuan Shijin didn't mean to be joking: "Today you are responsive to my request, so I will naturally not treat you badly."

Xie Sheng asked: "I've always been curious, if you chew and swallow with a humanoid mouth like me, wouldn't the food still be in your stomach?"

Yuan Shiren shook his head: "I can eat, but it will only stay in the stomach for a month or two, it is better to throw it into the lake directly, and because the blood gathers in the stomach when digesting the food, and my thoughts are chaotic, I will always fall into a light sleep It’s too inconvenient to move while sleeping and waking up.” At the end, he added, “If it wasn’t for this, I would have bitten off your finger long ago last time, so it’s your turn to make fun of me.”

Xie Sheng knew what he was referring to when the two met for the first time, the yellow cat held his fingers in its mouth and did not let go, but it did not bite, and only maintained the movement of putting it in its mouth.

He quibbled: "Yisou Shenhua, I didn't make fun of you. At that time, I saw that the yellow cat's honest and lazy appearance was really cute, so I came up with the idea of ​​teasing you."

"Then what do you mean when you say a girl from the Tiger Clan?" The clever piranha expressed doubts about Xie Sheng's words.

Xie Sheng began to fuss anytime and anywhere: "Well... there is a tigress named Xie Ru on our Tianyan Mountain. Every time she eats a deer, she also likes to put the whole deer leg in her mouth and use her mouth and tongue to eat it. Feel the lingering aroma of venison."

Ren Yuan frowned, and reluctantly accepted Xie Sheng's statement.

This is not his fault, since he was born in the God Realm, he has been alone with a flower and plant. He has never been taught by his elders or companions how to reproduce. As a mountain god who stays at home, he has never peeped at human beings or animal sex| Matching hobby.

Xie Sheng remembered that the shopkeeper of the inn wanted to give him another jug ​​of wine, so he asked, "What about the wine, will it be a problem for you to drink water?"

When it came to drinking, the sullen look on the young man's face disappeared: "No problem, I didn't drink water with a spout, and I'm no different from ordinary people in this respect."

"That's good." The two had already reached the door of the inn. Xie Sheng threw a piece of silver to the waiter at the door: "I will send a jar of wine to the guest room later, and I want the best wine here. You don't need to look for it." , and the rest are rewards for you."

When Xiaoer heard this, his face was full of joy: "Okay, I just put in the pot of wine as a gift, the guest officer can have a drink first, wait a moment, a new jar of candle peach wine will arrive soon."

Yuan Shiren followed Xie Sheng to the guest room, and saw that it was comfortably and plainly furnished, with a bed, a desk, and a dark corner covered by linen. He opened it and looked, and found a A wooden barrel half a person's height.

Seeing him groping around, Xie Sheng said, "That's a bathtub for people to take a bath."

"Well, I know." Tobishiren nodded, "Most human sacrifices are bathed in this kind of place before being sent."

After the other party mentioned this, Xie Sheng recalled that when he was a human sacrifice two days ago, he was also held in a bucket by the villagers to take a bath.Thinking of him as a tiger, he hates bathing with wet body the most. He usually uses spells to clean his body.

The piranha boy was holding the bathtub, his eyes glowing: "I have never bathed in Chenyou Lake. I really want to try what a human bathtub is like."

Xie Sheng couldn't help but puncture his beautiful fantasy of bathing with wet body: "This taste is really not pleasant at all, I advise you not to try it, the gods can keep their bodies clean by themselves, and you can too, there is no need to take a bath and suffer. "

"How could it be?" Jin Shi turned his head to look at him, "In the short time before the death of the human animal, I can feel that bathing is the only experience that can relieve their tension."

"If it tastes bad by then, don't blame me for not reminding you." Xie Shengrang waved to him, raising a pair of ceramic wine glasses on the table, "Stop standing there stupidly, instead of trying to take a bath, it's better to taste it first." Candle peach brew from your village."

Hearing what Xie Sheng said, Flower God was indeed attracted.He watched Xie Sheng put the cup on the table, and poured some dark liquid from the pot into the cup. The liquid had a peach fragrance, and besides, there was also a scent that made him quite intoxicated. the taste of.He took the wine cup, took a sip and sipped it, then smiled with crooked eyebrows and eyes, and drank it down in one gulp.

"It tastes good, right?" Seeing that he drank so "heroically", Xie Sheng also drank the wine in his glass in one gulp, "I was afraid that you might not be used to drinking it, and I originally wanted to have an exclusive jar. After drinking, I will ask the shopkeeper for a new jar. We have one jar for each of us, so we don’t need these cumbersome small cups as drinking utensils.”

"Okay." Yuan Shiren poured a glass by himself, feeling more and more delicious in his heart, he looked at Xie Sheng and asked, "Why did you let me ride you around the mountainside and help me buy all kinds of food? Bring me to the inn to drink again? Your kindness makes me very panic..."

Xie Sheng waved his hand: "You don't need to panic. Just now you said you would share half of the sun and moon light with me."

"That's why I thought it was too troublesome for you to say that later." The young man licked the remaining drop of candle peach wine on the rim of the cup, "Before that, you let me ride you around the mountainside."

Xie Sheng got a little hot from drinking, so he turned out a folding fan and shook it. After thinking for a while, he replied, "There are many reasons for me to do this. One is that I wronged you for no reason before, and caused you to die on the sacrificial day." I suffered a serious crime that day, and I felt guilty and wanted to do something to make up for you; second, I gradually realized that, as a mountain god enshrined by a whole village, you have no experience in communicating with people, and your inexperience is like a piece of paper. Blank paper. Out of the consideration of increasing your knowledge, I proposed to take you out for a walk; the third is... This is the most important point, I really like the feeling of getting along with you, and you seem to have a feeling that others don’t The quality has always attracted me."

"quality……?"

The young man pondered, what special qualities he had that could amaze a tiger.

While listening to Xie Sheng's words, Yuan Shiren had already drank all the wine in the pot.Xie Sheng then asked the waiter to come in quickly with two jars of wine.

Each got a jar of wine, and the flower god asked, "Will you continue to play in the village with me tomorrow?"

Xie Sheng shook his head: "Seven days later is my eleventh sister's wedding day. I have to rush home to help my family organize the wedding banquet. I will come to see you again when my sister's big day is over."

"it is good."

Tobishijin has wandered in the God Realm for seven or eight hundred years, and of course he can bear the loneliness for just a few days. He held the wine in his arms and opened the cover. For strong and full-bodied.

Xie Sheng saluted him with a wine jar: "Anyway, you and I don't need to fall asleep at night according to the villagers' routine. Tonight we will drink all night long, and we will not return when we are not drunk!"

"Well, if you don't get drunk, you don't go home!"

This was the first time in Xie Sheng's life that he drank with the same flower, and neither of them knew each other's habits.Both of them were very awake in the first half of the night. Xie Sheng chatted with Yuan Shiren at the table, and told him a lot of anecdotes outside the mountains, such as the mirage in the East Sea, the water ghost in Taihu Lake, the white bear in the North, and the jade rabbit in the moon. All the ghosts and doubts were told to the piranha.

When Xie Sheng was speaking, the young man sat opposite him and drank, answering nonchalantly.In the middle of the night, Xie Sheng still had half a jug of wine left, while the wine jug in Yuan Shiren's arms had already bottomed out.

Xie Sheng, a thousand-year-old tiger demon, has already exercised his drinking capacity, but he did not expect that this seemingly inexperienced young mountain god seems to have a greater drinking capacity than him.Not to be outdone, Xie Sheng picked up the wine jar with a gulp, intending to take a sip.Halfway through the boredom, I suddenly heard a plop from the opposite side, and the wine jar fell to the ground.

Xie Sheng put down the wine jar and took a look, it turned out that the boy opposite had closed his eyes and fell asleep.There was no flushing or discomfort on the face of ordinary people when they were drunk, but he just slept peacefully with his chin resting on his hands, his slender neck was exposed from the collar of his robe, and his bun was not messy, if it wasn't for the hem of his shoes A wine jar, Xie Sheng was almost fooled by this elegant and peaceful divine posture, thinking that he was really not drunk.

Xie Sheng planned to carry Flower God on the bed to make do for the night.After all, after drinking for almost a whole night, he stood up abruptly and his hands and feet were still a little dizzy. He pulled the boy's arm from the table, lifted him up, carried him to the bed, and tucked him in the quilt thoughtfully.

Xie Sheng made a floor for himself.The bed in the guest room is too small to squeeze the bodies of two men.The other party is the god of Yuanshou Mountain, how could he condescend to sleep on the cold floor and give up the bed to himself, a rough-skinned and thick-skinned tiger.

Xie Sheng closed his clothes and fell asleep in this peach-scented guest room.

At dawn, he had a dream.

Xie Sheng dreamed that he was back to the day when he first stepped into the iris enchantment.Standing on the top of the bitter oak tree, he saw the wisp of white smoke fade away, and a naked young man appeared in front of him. The young man had a slender appearance, leaving only half of his silhouette, and disappeared in the east after a while Among the shady and lush woods.

He jumped down and followed the boy's footsteps through the woods, his feet rustling.The sun came faintly from the front, and he pushed aside the last willow tree blocking his view, and found a dozen piles of peaches on the ground.The peaches are white and red, and the surface is still covered with crystal dew.He stepped forward, picked up one, and touched it back and forth.

Unexpectedly, the peach skin is very smooth, with few hairs, and it feels very soft and waxy when poked.The tiger hates eating melons and fruits very much, but now he can't wait to taste the delicious taste of peach meat.

So he picked up the peach and opened his mouth to bite——

"what!"

He only heard a cry in his ears, and Xie Sheng received three punches on the head immediately.

Xie Sheng woke up from his dream, opened his eyes, and found that the man-eating flower boy was lying on the ground with him at some point, with a circle of red tooth marks on the other's right cheek, and his two palms standing on his chest in defense. The posture, the eyes are sharp and turbulent, with a cold light.