break the head

At noon that day, four boys came out of the canteen and walked back to the classroom.

Bai Ye looked at Fang Yizhuo who was eating ice cream and joked: "A Zhuo, why don't you buy it for your Buddha, you are still not human."

Fang Zhuo looked over, and met Fang Yizhuo's eyes. There was still some white cream left at the corner of his mouth. A burst of embarrassment came up, and he quickly turned his head away.

Putting one hand on A Zhuo's shoulder and holding the big Buddha's arm, Bai Ye said with a smile, "We both know how to be so shy after having sex with each other, don't we, Mu Hao?"

Mu Hao didn't answer his question, but called out respectfully, "Hello, teacher."

Several people turned their heads one after another, and when they saw the displeased dean standing behind them, they shouted in unison, "Hello, teacher."

The dean glared at him: "I'm not good! I know how to open a house at such a young age." He looked at Fang Yizhuo and raised his chin and asked, "What's your name?"

"Fang Yizhuo."

The director looked at the Buddha again and asked what his name was.

The Buddha said flatly: "Fang Zhuo."

"Are you kidding me? I really think I can't find out your names. If you continue to do this, you will wait to drop out of school."

Bai Ye stepped forward and said, "No, the teacher's name really has the same pronunciation, but the characters are different. I just said nonsense. They are all men."

"For so many years, I have been a teacher for nothing. I have never seen anything. I will arrest men and women, men and women equally. I remembered that you two are in class three, and last time you jumped What is he doing on his back, think I'm blind, wait until I find your parents, hum." The dean, who had never seen anything in the world, waved away, leaving a few people standing silently in place.

Bai Ye said: "I'm sorry, I was joking just now. I see that everyone likes to talk about gays. I will go to the teacher to clarify."

Fang Yizhuo stopped him and continued to eat ice cream and said, "It's okay, the teacher is angry now, we clean up ourselves, right Big Buddha."

Because Fang Zhuo had some feelings for him, he was guilty and dared not turn around and stride forward.

Liu Muhao looked at the ugly look of his deskmate and said, "Is my deskmate okay?"

Fang Yizhuo stuffed the last crispy skin into his mouth and thought silently: Do you have to be so angry to have an affair with me?

After waiting for a day, finally the notification came.Prior to this, the news that the two Yizhuo were found dating and invited their parents spread like a fire to every corner of the class and even the entire grade.Everyone lamented what was wrong with this world. Back then, the two were still fighting on the top of the Forbidden City.

[What's the situation, they are not rivals. 】

[Falling in love and killing each other, have feelings developed? 】

[At the beginning, I was in order to pick the number one brother, but I tore up with people all day and night in the post bar]

[Fuck, the person who broke up with me for a day and a night can't be you, how dare you insult my little brother zero like this]

【Are you a cat with tongue out?Black history, I declare that I am now their CP fan]

[Hmph, black fans, please step aside, I have already seen that they have something to do]

[I think they can be called square cp]

[That's good, I'm going to post a post, let Fangfang cpC make his debut today. 】

[Arrangements are made, everything is arranged. 】

The squad leader came and shouted at the door: "Fang Yizhuo, the dean told you to come over."

The two Fang Yizhuo stood up at the same time, checked their eyes and walked to the office together.What Fang Xizhuo didn't expect was that Fang Yizhuo's mother was there, and suddenly his scalp tingled, and he remembered the refreshing feeling of a new world and a chilly top of his head.What I didn't even expect was that the person who came to the school was my father who was out of the hospital all the year round.

Fang Zhuo: "Dad, why are you here?"

"I just heard that you were in a relationship at school when I got home, can I not come?"

Fang Yizhuo said: "Uncle, you misunderstood." He turned to the dean and told the story inside and out.

"Teacher, that's the way it is. It's really a misunderstanding. We were wrong before, but now we are veterans. Don't look down on Renji."

The dean spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what do you call my rotten eyes, but Fang Yizhuo's words did not seem to be lying, but he invited the parents of both parties to make such an oolong, and he couldn't help but say: "Okay, don't go to ktv, there are plenty of opportunities in university. Be careful what you say in the future, you can not make any jokes, what should you do if someone believes it is true?"

Walking out of the office, Xi Zhuo's father put his arm on Fang Zhuo's shoulder and said, "Zi Zhuo, take me to your head teacher's office. I want to talk to your head teacher about your recent situation."

"Okay, let's go."

Fang Xizhuo watched his father talking happily with the homeroom teacher outside, and his heart was as sweet as tasting honey. He didn't expect that it would be a blessing in disguise, and his father would give him a parent meeting in this way.In fact, it is not a disaster, but a surprise.When the class teased the two of them crazily, he didn't feel disgusted, but was looking forward to something, did he expect the fake to come true?

He likes to get along with his father very much, and he doesn't like some of his mother's sophistication. It's just that his father is an old Chinese doctor, and he has been visiting experts in other places for consultations, so he doesn't have much time to stay at home.From the time I was a child to our parents' meeting, my mother went to hold it.

The father came out to see his son smiling lightly in the breeze, and he also smiled: "Is Zhuo very happy?"

Fang Zhuo put away his smile and nodded, "I've been very happy during this time."

His father walked downstairs with him, and said as he walked: "I can see that you are dull by nature, you don't like sex, and you don't get angry. This age may not be a good thing. I hope you can express more and find you happy. things."

"Well, I see."

And Fang Yizhuo's mother over there walked to the corridor, slapped the railing, and seemed very angry from the back.

"Mom, don't smash the railing."

Mother Zhuo said coldly: "Do you like him? I have always been free-range for you, letting you do what you like, never instilling in you what you like, and guiding things that are not suitable for you, but I didn't Thinking of you really going down this road."

"Huh?" Fang Yizhuo doesn't know what he likes or not, he just wants to harass the Buddha every day, and retorted: "How is it possible, I just sympathize with him and like to play with him, so I just like to play with him, what's wrong? "

"He caught all the dolls. He is not willing to give me any of them. It is too much. When I get home, I will tell me how the Buddha is broken and how I pretend to be aggressive. After all, I am too young."

Zhuo's mother turned her head and showed a wretched smile that Brother Chun was ashamed of. She held his head and pulled it down, and said uncontrollably: "Since ancient times, heroes have been born as teenagers. It's too stupid to be discovered by the teacher. How long do you like it?" That's right, which one of you will attack and who will suffer? Is it young or old? Is that little brother evil, charming, mad, or cold outside? !!"

Zhuo's mother is usually very restrained when facing her son at home, and never dares to say some basic love words. This meeting seems to be unbearable, and she wants to pour it all out in one breath.Fang Yizhuo broke free from his mother's shackles and shouted: "Mom, be normal and put away your rotten girl's soul, okay? I'm really afraid of you. I really have nothing to do with the Buddha."

These words fell into the ears of the father and son who were walking down the stairs. Seeing his son in a trance for a second, Zhuo's father frowned and then let go with a sigh, sighing: "The child now."He said loudly: "You guys haven't left yet, why don't you have a light meal together."

When Yizhuo's mother heard the image of a lady, she immediately said, "Okay."

Since the two children couldn't get out of the school gate, they happily had dinner in the cafeteria.

After Yizhuo's mother picked up a big chicken leg for her son, she looked at the big Buddha in her son's mouth happily, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it. Suddenly, a person appeared in her mind and said, "Have we seen it before, little friend, ah, I remembered , you are a handsome guy who came to get a haircut, I didn’t even recognize you when you changed your hairstyle.”

In fact, Fang Zhuo had recognized her a long time ago, but he really didn't want to.I still remember that cold winter, that lonely winter vacation, Fang Yuzhuo stood in front of the mirror and scratched his hair, which felt a bit long.He took out the supreme VIP card of the barber shop that Fang Yizhuo gave him in the card bag, hesitating whether to try this shop.When he came to the barber shop according to the address, he saw that the decoration inside was many times more foreign than the one he had been going to, and it was full of pictures of foreigners. There was a line on the door that read: Zhou [-]. Free haircut with old age certificate.It was at this point that he walked in.

"Hey, handsome guy, let's do your hair, I can do whatever you want."

It was Fang Yizhuo's mother who spoke with special enthusiasm.

"I don't do my hair, I just do a simple haircut."

"This is too common. Young people should pay attention to individuality and pursue themselves. Do you want me to give you another hairstyle? You can be cute and handsome. Really, people who have done hair here say yes, it doesn't look good on me. for free."

"It's very expensive to do hair, you'd better get me a 15 yuan wash, cut and blow-dry."

"It's not expensive, you can recharge 500 to become a VIP, enjoy 8.8% off, and free washing, cutting and blow-drying once a month."

Fang Zhuo took out a black and gold card from the down jacket, and asked, "Is it this?"

"Awesome, little brother, you are still the supreme VIP of our store, you can break comminuted fractures, why are you still hesitating?"

"Okay then, but lady boss, can you not talk while you are doing your hair?"

"Don't worry, although I talk a lot now, I will never be foolish when I do my hair. I also have professional ethics." Yi Zhuo's mother swore.

After the hair dryer finished blowing his hair, Fang Xi walked to the mirror sleepily, and was startled. It was not that he was ugly, but that he looked like a good boy with his previous hairstyle. Now he looks completely different. , the hair is generally shortened, the sideburns are gone, and they have become two to eight points. The hair on the other side seems to be curled a few times and turned up, revealing the full forehead of Tianting.Overall it looks more masculine.

"Not bad, I can also trim your eyebrows for free to make you more handsome."

"No need, no need." Fang Zhuo immediately paid and left.

After walking out, he felt that he turned his head back even more. Looking at himself in the window, he was too social and too domineering. How could this make people start school? It was still unacceptable, so he went back to the place where he often cut his hair At that house, people shaved off the fluffy hair that had been curled, and only then did they have the small cut that shocked the whole class.

What is sitting on pins and needles?Fang Zhuo realized it now, and simply hummed and bowed his head to eat.

Zhuo's father has never seen his son so bewildered. The other mother's teasing a few more words is afraid that the ears will ooze red, and laughed: "My son is thin-skinned, just say a few words and that's it."

Hearing Dafo's father smile so brightly, Fang Yizhuo thought of something and asked boldly: "Uncle Fang, is it a tradition in your family to give red envelopes on birthdays? The money received is mixed with other things, can it still be called a birthday gift? "

Zhuo's father stopped laughing abruptly. He didn't expect his son to tell others about this, and said embarrassingly, "I don't know what to give, so I just let him buy it himself. It's not bad."

Fang Xizhuo said flatly: "I put all the money together and put it away."

"What? Why are you so cheap, kid? I'll use it for you."

Fang Yizhuo was amused by the father and son, and said with a smile: "Uncle, you don't know what to give, so it's better to give gold bars to preserve the value hahahahaha."

Yizhuo's mother hugged her son with one hand and told him with her thoughts to stop talking and stop embarrassing the honest people on the other side, okay? She said, "I'm sorry, my son can't speak well, don't mind."

Zhuo's father: "It's okay, it's harmless, but seeing your pale face, red nose, and puffy lips, is it because you have a bad spleen and stomach?"

"That's right. I also feel that my stomach is very bad. I'm getting old before I get old. Are you a doctor? How can I fix it?"

"you can……"

Seeing the old Chinese doctor's eloquence, Fang Zhuo awkwardly said to Fang Yizhuo: "I'm sorry, my dad has an occupational disease."

Fang Yizhuo shook his head and sighed, resting his chin and sighing: "I'm sorry, my mother is crazy." Looking up, he saw the Buddha looking at him with a smile. At that moment, he felt that it was very warm for everyone to sit and eat together.

……

The matter ended perfectly, and the square cp supported by everyone only lasted for one day before it was announced as a failure.However, that would underestimate this group of boring people too much, and we can’t be silent about the cute cp yet. Some friends clenched their fists and said: I’m standing squarely.