[Quick Transmigration] Never expected

Can Mimi Xiao not be fat?

The woman who used to be so poor that she could only eat instant noodles, a dick with a mouthful of seasonings, suddenly became a queen through time travel.

The food in the Han Dynasty was much better than she imagined. Although there were no delicious condiments, it was rare that the food itself was precious and delicious.She almost didn't try to eat the brain of a leopard fetal monkey. She didn't do it because the taste was too strong and she couldn't pass her own test.

Dou Taizhu held her hand: "It's a good thing to eat," she said to her daughter privately: "Could it be? Or is it because His Majesty takes care of you that you are so heart-warming and fat?"

This princess is really gossip!And she didn't care about the business at all. The bloody storm in the court subsided, but she seemed to be okay. Although Liu Che gently let go of the Chen family, it was because the Chen family had no power at all, but he always acted like a mother and daughter. Liu Che's attitude as a creditor, people are waiting to catch your braid!

Xiao Mimi rolled her eyes: "Mrs. Wei is here again."

His own daughter rolled her eyes so beautifully, Mrs. Dou curled her lips: "What's the use of being like a sow giving birth, the ones who give birth are all princesses."

What a pity, next time it will be a prince, and before the son was born, Wei Zifu successfully pk Chen Ajiao.Mimi Xiao carefully glanced at Mrs. Dou, and saw that she didn't find anything wrong with Chen Ajiao at all. I don't know if it was a powerful system or a shallow relationship. In fact, Chen Ajiao was really unlucky. The Xiongnu proclaimed the Marquis of Guan Nei, and Wei Zifu won the only prince. For the sake of checks and balances, Liu Che probably will not abolish her.

It's a pity that there are no ifs in this world, and Chen Ajiao made the mistakes of witchcraft and lesbians, which man can tolerate it?The Emperor is the Dragon Emperor, not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Mother hasn't come to see me after leaving for so long. Could it be that she really likes that Dong Yan?" Xiao Mimi changed the subject of the sow, and when the words reached the emperor's ears, wasn't she calling the emperor a boar: "If you like, It’s better to live in Nagato Garden more. It’s a good place with beautiful scenery and away from the world.”

Dou Taizhu blushed like a [-]-year-old girl, and was amazed by Xiao Mimi. Dong Yan, a cowherd, is definitely a professional level.Immediately she decided to reward Dong Yan with gold, first to thank him for his "spiritual comfort" to the cheap old lady, and second, to hope that he would hold on to Mrs. Dou tightly, so that Liu whoring would not have the mind to meddle in the government and add trouble to Liu Che.

This is the sorrow of Chinese princesses, because without inheritance rights, getting married means becoming someone with a foreign surname. For an ambitious princess, a son-in-law is a sign of loss of rights. How can you like him?

It is really a sad story that Taizhu Dou fell in love with Cowherd at this age.

Xiao Mimi was also kind enough to persuade: "Even if I have no children, as long as I don't make mistakes, Your Majesty will have no excuse to depose me."

Especially since she had nipped witchcraft and lesbians in the bud, Xiao Mimi was somewhat sure after betting on Liu Che's success.

Dou Taizhu wanted to say more, Xiao Mimi said confidently: "In the Qin Dynasty, Yingzi Chu even recognized Mrs. Huayang as his mother, and was regarded as a legitimate son and established a prince, and then the first emperor ruled the six kingdoms. Could it be that there is no child? Would you like me to recognize one?"

Dou Taizhu suddenly became enlightened, and felt relieved that his daughter finally understood that a son is more important than a man, but to recognize a son requires the emperor's permission, Liu Xing focused on flattering the emperor, which made Liu Che very puzzled, but he felt very relieved. His eyes were on the top of his head. My aunt also had such a day.

On the day when Wei Zifu gave birth to his third daughter, Xiao Mimi's rice phone suddenly displayed a [-]-hour countdown. During the uneasy countdown, Xiao Mimi reached the first mission node.

She kept Chen Ajiao's queen position and could get points.At the same time, the "skip" button appears on the screen, enabling fast-forward mode that skips irrelevant plots.

In the following year, Wei Qing attacked the Huns for the first time and went straight to Longcheng, capturing 900 people. Although the results were not great, the significance was far-reaching.This was the first major victory of the Central Plains against the Xiongnu, and it also restored the determination of the Han Dynasty to go out to meet the enemy.

As a form of gratitude, Wei Zifu got the exclusive favor and finally became pregnant again. Xiao Mimi thought it should be this time. Sure enough, the later Prince Li Liu Ju was born. As the eldest son of Emperor Wu and the only son at the moment, he got the star Gongyue's treatment.

Since Liu Zheng was born, Wei Qing's achievements in military affairs have become more and more powerful, and his titles have been getting higher and higher. At this time, everyone recalled that they had mixed feelings about Chen Ajiao who appeared at the Winter Solstice Banquet.

Lucky fortunate.

Xiao Mimi felt all kinds of strange sights, and finally she looked at the legendary general Wei Qing, this is a great hero, Xiao Mimi was almost a little excited and said: "What is the general looking at at the oven? Do you like it? Come on." ?."

Only Xiao Mimi was thinking about eating, and everyone else was nervous about the seat under her buttocks.She leisurely played with her copper stove, beef skewers and mutton skewers are nothing, when traveling through the Han Dynasty, it must be skewers of venison and wild boar!

Wei Qing: "..."

Wei Zifu: "..."

Liu Che: "..."

The emperor's mind, a queen with no favors, no sons, and a powerful natal family is far better than a queen who has the only prince who loves her natal family and is born in large numbers. Nor can it make up for the lack of origin.

In the Han Dynasty, the laws and regulations were strict, and the status was high and low.

However, for Xiao Mimi, Emperor's Mind Art had long been reduced to street stall literature in her era. The brains of those Internet literature writers broke through the sky, and the conspiracy theories in their works were a hundred times more exaggerated than the real history.Even the wise and mighty Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had limitations of his time, and Xiao Mimi could figure out his thinking very clearly.

He is a power madman, and because of the ups and downs of obtaining the throne and the difficulty of securing the throne, he is full of insecurity.

As long as Xiao Mimi waits to die and does nothing, she is Liu Che's strongest partner, and can stabilize the mood of the clan and veterans when he supports the upstarts.

Although Liu Che wanted to kill all these immortals, he had been fighting with his relatives all his life.

very pitiful.

Moreover, Huo Qubing has not yet emerged, and the Wei family's trembling days are still to come!

From winter to spring, Liu Ju was established as the crown prince. Although he was not close to Chen Ajiao, he was always respectful when he came to see him, because Wei Qing strictly required him to do so.Wei Zifu is like a ripe fruit, full of sensual charm, but he has long since fallen out of favor.

Xiao Mimi knew their ending, seeing their emotions, Xiao Mimi couldn't help but feel pity.The palace is a stage for drafts. Countless people are eliminated during the process. The person who won the championship in the end has no chance and will soon disappear.

On Wei Zifu's journey to the top, the last white silk is over.

Princess Pingyang is pimping again, Li Yannian and his younger sister make their debut, Xiao Mimi knows that Mrs. Li will die soon, and before she dies, she is still playing tricks, trying to be the eternal cinnabar mole in Liu Che's heart.As for the rest of the Li family, the ending is family punishment.

Mrs. Gouyi caused a little disturbance. Even Wei Zifu, who has always been forbearing, couldn't help complaining that the jade hook in the woman's hand was now tied to the emperor's belt. Wei Zifu lost his composure. look.

So he is the winner in life, although in the end his son was killed after he was determined to be the heir.

Liu Che's woman never lived a good life.

Xiao Mimi sneered: "It is said that she clenched her hands tightly since she was a child, and only opened her palms to reveal the jade hook when His Majesty appeared?"

Wei Zifu nodded.

This family is amazing, so good at acting and making hype, they are already big names in the entertainment circle in modern times, what is amazing about clenched fists is polio!But having a pair of skillful hands must make Liu Che very happy.

"Mrs. Wei, what is wrong with you? She has real kung fu, which makes His Majesty feel comfortable." Xiao Mimi gave her a white look: "You are incapable of serving, who is to blame?"

When these words reached Liu Che's ears, he became angry again from embarrassment.Xiao Mimi guessed right, the family was indeed taking the opportunity to flatter her. Gou Yi's hands were extremely beautiful, crystal clear, and because it was inconvenient to use them on the way to inspect the river, Liu Che always held those small hands, He directly lifted his robe to serve himself.

All kinds of ecstasies are self-evident, but Xiao Mimi speaks out loudly. Liu Che is not too young. If this absurd thing gets out, he will be very annoyed, so he uses the excuse of reducing the cost of Jiaofangdian.

Xiao Mimi doesn't care at all, the rice phone will give her the real time she spent here, the rush of decades is only half a year for her, she has lived much longer than the real Chen Ajiao, she is already tired of this place.

She said that she was going to move to Nagato Garden. Liu Che thought she was competing with him because of the cost reduction, so he patted the record desk and cursed: "If she wants to go, let her go!"

As a result, a palace official reported: "It's not enough when the queen arrives there."

It was only then that Liu Che remembered that they were both over 50 years old.

He actually knows a lot of things, but he just doesn't know how to recall them.He ascended the throne at the age of 16. In order to respect Confucianism, he had a conflict with Empress Dou, who believed in Huang Lao, and the old queen wanted to abolish him.Because Gillian is already his queen, Taizhu Dou quietly asked Gillian what she thought about this matter.

"He treats me badly." Gillian, who was only [-] years old, gritted her teeth, and blushed suddenly when she thought of something: "But Liu Che is a great hero."

Liu Che plans to go to Nagato Garden to see Chen Ajiao for the last time.