[Quick Transmigration] Never expected

In fact, Xiao Mimi doesn't know much about the Eastern Han Dynasty. She has become confident now, but because of her martial arts, she no longer has so much fear of the unknown world, and the previous martial arts abuse of scum was relatively smooth.So much so that when things suddenly took a turn for the worse, she seemed to have been hit by a sap.

Speaking of it, compared with the Western Han Dynasty, the Eastern Han Dynasty is simply a little transparent to compare with the great gods, and there is no sense of existence.However, the fans of Liu Xiu's Empress Guo and Empress Yin fought against each other, as did the fans of Liu Che's Empress Chen and Empress Wei. Xiao Mimi felt that this was Liu Xiu's only contribution to historical gossip entertainment.

And the most weird thing about Liu Xiu is that a phoenix man still has the face to be so big at both ends.In the end, he showed a shameless face of a dilemma of love and affection, first failed Yin Lihua, and then failed Guo Shengtong, and finally stamped the two characters of "love saint" on his face.

There is no need to think about who he likes at all, as long as he thinks that the sons of Guo Shengtong and Yin Lihua were born alternately, that is, Liu Xiu puts all his strength on a woman for a period of time, and when the woman's belly grows bigger, he tightens his belt Tight, turned to find another woman, and then loosened the belt.

Just thinking about it like this, Xiao Mimi felt that this was really not ordinary disgusting. Of course, women of this era probably wouldn't feel it.

Gongsunyuan is only 12 years old this year. Fortunately, her father is a military general. She is slender and tall, and has some martial arts background. They were all killed, and even the house was burned to the ground. Before Wu Han set off, he really cut the grass and roots, leaving no tiles behind.

In order to make an example to the survivors in Chengdu who had been massacred to the extent that they were massacred, the corpses all over the ground in Gongsun's house had not been cleaned up, and they were lying here and there, giving off a foul smell after a few days.The severed heads were piled up in the corner of the wall, and many of them still had their eyes wide open, unwilling to die.There were wild cats and dogs that came out at night looking for food and pulled the pile of dead heads, and rolled down a few of them. The night guards came out to look around when they heard the sound, and heard the sound of animals gnawing, and went back to the hut to continue drinking Play Shuanglu.

They were very dissatisfied with this errand, the house of Gongsun's house was burned, and there was no treasure left.On the other hand, the other brothers who were scattered in the city had some other income from time to time.Because there are not many living people in Chengdu, there are not many garrisons left in Wu Han, and they are only waiting for the imperial court to send officers to take over. These sergeants can be lawless during this period of transition.

Xiao Mimi remembered that Gongsunyuan was Gongsunshu's youngest daughter, but she didn't deserve much favor.Her mother is a humble housewife who is good at dancing. She is very beautiful and is often used to entertain guests. To be honest, Gongsun Shu and her biological mother probably don't know who is her father.Therefore, she was basically considered a servant in the mansion, so she barely escaped, otherwise Wu Han would have dug Chengdu three feet into the ground.

Because Gongsunyuan often does some servant things, Xiao Mimi knows some valuable secrets from her memory.

For example, in Gongsunshu's usual martial arts arena, under the second column from the left and the third blue brick, there is a broken snake used by Liu Bang. It is said that it was the saber he used to cut the white snake.Xiao Mimi lifted the green brick, and saw a faint cold light, she quickly lay down on it, fearing that the light in the dark night would attract the garrison.After a long time, she carefully tore off a piece of cloth from her clothes, wrapped the sword, and ran to her cheap mother's room according to her memory, and dug out the private money she had treasured for many years from a scorched garden.

The copper coins were too heavy, Xiao Mimi only took a sling, stuffed the few gold cakes into her skirt, and hurried back to meet the nanny.

At dawn, the two returned to the nanny's ransacked home. The nanny picked out two buns from the cold stove, and the two ate them separately.Xiao Mimi lifted her cloth head to look at the Broken Snake Sword. The sword is decorated with colorful beads and Jiuhua jade. The blade is as cold as frost and snow. No wonder it glows.Xiao Mimi broke off all the pearls and jade, and threw the jade away casually. These days, if a commoner has jade on his body, it is equivalent to directly telling others that you have committed a crime, so don't worry about it.

To kill Liu Xiu, Xiao Mimi had to go to Luoyang, and it was impossible to take the nanny with her.

She gave the nanny half a sling of copper coins and two gold cakes, because both Bashu and Longxi were settled down, Xiao Mimi suggested that she find a boat and go to the south to make a living, and the two parted.

And Xiao Mimi caught up with the progress of Wu Han's army returning to Luoyang because of her lightness kung fu. When Liu Xiu went out of the city to reward the army, she was already waiting outside the city.

It is not easy to sneak into the palace, Xiao Mimi just waits for Liu Xiu to come out by herself.It's just that it's not easy to get close to Liu Xiu among thousands of troops.

Even if she killed Liu Xiu, if she couldn't escape, then the next mission would be gone, and the seamless link mission might still fail.

Mimi Xiao gnawed her nails anxiously.

In desperation, she cast her eyes on those inner palace people who arranged the evening banquet.Except for the Huangmen and the rough envoys, the maids are still very young, about the same age as Gongsunyuan, so they are very suitable for Xiao Mimi to mix in.Anyway, girl comics and domestic dramas are performed like this, and it is a matter of minutes to get involved, Xiao Mimi plans to take the risk.

So she took a chance, knocked a little maid unconscious and dragged her into the grass, gagged her mouth and tied her up, and exchanged clothes with her. Fortunately, Xiao Mimi had very little in her luggage, and the coins and gold cakes were marked and buried. Under the tree, colorful pearls were put in the skirt of the clothes, and the narrow and sharp Snake Sword was tied to the calf. Fortunately, the Han Dynasty did not wear tightly bound and expensive trains, so Xiao Mimi put the loose skirt on her shoulders. Let it go, no one can see what she is hiding.

Afterwards, she majestically sneaked in with a wine bottle and spoon.

Huang Menling, who was in charge, saw that she knew the rules with her head down and her eyes down, and she was very pretty, so he waved to her and let her in to serve the banquet.Xiao Mimi and several girls of the same age filed in. She found a desk not far from the emperor's seat, and carefully served wine with a spoon.This distance is not easy to attract the attention of others, and it is convenient to move around.

At this time, Xiao Mimi finally saw Liu Xiu, the emperor who seemed to be highly regarded by later generations. He sat upright behind the table, with a beautiful beard, a high nose, a big mouth and a wide forehead. It would be an exaggeration to say that he is a handsome man, but he is indeed a good one among this group of wine and meat butchers.

But when Liu Xiu stood up to say the toast, Xiao Mimi was so embarrassed that the wine spoon in her hand almost spilled out of the glass.

It turned out that Liu Xiu was just sitting. Once he stood up, Mimi Xiao realized something was wrong.This man's upper body is long and his lower body is short, even if he is 1.8 meters long, that would be enough. The disproportion makes him look like an orangutan. Although this is a kind of image of an emperor in ancient times, Xiao Mimi really can't appreciate it.

Probably Xiao Mimi's shocked eyes were a bit revealing, so Liu Xiu looked over inadvertently.

Then he beckoned and signaled Xiao Mimi to refill her wine, looking very kind.Xiao Mimi bit the bullet and stepped forward to serve "weird uncle" Liu Xiu.

Liu Xiu's performance somehow triggered Xiao Mimi's sense of crisis, especially after her force value increased by leaps and bounds, her sixth sense was much more sensitive than ordinary people, until Liu Xiu held her hand and sent wine to her mouth, the people below He started booing, and the atmosphere gradually got out of control. Mimi Xiao found that all the maids present began to tremble.

Guo Yin and Guo Yin, who are in full swing in modern times, both once served as queens, but the records of the two in the history books add up to only twelve, and there are not as many successors as Queen Mingdema. Many places are obviously taboo for researchers. Mo Ruo deep feeling.

As for Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu, who is almost as perfect as a saint, his only hobby is reading, and his biggest characteristic is humility, which made the entire Eastern Han Dynasty more hypocritical than the Western Han Dynasty. Everyone likes to give way.

In Emperor Guangwu's harem, only three women gave birth to sons, Guo Shengtong and Yin Lihua each had five sons, and the other women almost didn't exist.

Although Liu Xiu married Yin Lihua for the first time at the age of 29, it is said that the girl was only 12 years old when he met Yin Lihua for the first time.

She is the same age as Gongsun Yuan today.

Xiao Mimi suddenly had an idea, just like Liu Xiu is a chicken farm owner, he has carefully selected two more desirable hens that can lay eggs, but what he really likes may be those little chickens.

Those little girls who haven't even reached childbearing age.

If a person is too perfect, he must be abnormal. If Liu Xiu really has such a hobby, Xiao Mimi thinks that she will not be too surprised.

Anyway, she was ready to assassinate.

During the banquet, the wine was hot, and there were some rude generals who touched the maids, Liu Xiu didn't think it was disobedient.Speaking of which, the generals under him were all big landlords, and Liu Xiu himself was also a big landlord. He couldn't control the group of people under him, but he left a good reputation in history for not killing heroes indiscriminately.

Taking it for granted, how could he stop them playing with women in front of him?

And Liu Xiu is also quite satisfied with this little maid beside him, it's not bad to indulge once in a while, he has enough sons.

Except for the guilt in his heart, the guilt for Yin Lihua who was pretty and lovely at the age of 12, he failed to make her a queen, Guo Shengtong married him after the time Liu Xiu would be interested in her age.

Xiao Mimi didn't care what Liu Xiu was thinking, taking advantage of the emperor's drunkenness, she used the cover of the emperor's table on the high place to touch her skirt.

Liu Xiu saw her movements, and even stroked Xiao Mimi's back to comfort her: "Don't worry, don't worry, business is not over yet!"

There was another roar of laughter below, but then there was an exclamation.

The broken snake in Xiao Mimi's hand is as silvery and fast as lightning. In her opinion, wiping Liu Xiu's neck is almost a sure thing.

Even if there were more than a dozen generals sitting next to him, it was too late to save them.

Seeing that Xiao Mimi was about to succeed, Liu Xiu's whole body released a golden light, as if it was a protective energy, not only shaking Xiao Mimi's broken snake out of her hand, but even her tiger's mouth was bleeding.

This accident made her terrified, and regardless of the pain, it was the best policy to go now.Fortunately, Xiao Mimi has the lightness kung fu that is unrivaled in the world, and ordinary people can't catch up with her, but she doesn't know if it's because of her injury, she finds it more difficult to raise her energy than before.

She took a handful of Dali Wan and ate it, returned to her secret stronghold, released the little maid, dug out the property, did not dare to stay for a moment, and continued to run wildly.The camp outside Luoyang City was full of flames, and assassins were being hunted everywhere. Because the city gates were closed at night, no one would have thought that Xiao Mimi could jump up the city wall with light work, and the army was searching outside the city instead.

When Xiao Mimi finally found a deserted earth temple, she was at the end of her strength.

She had no idea, so she had to take out the rice to see if there were any new clues. Unexpectedly, there was a big word "warning" on the rice, which reminded her of a serious violation, and she was fined half of her force value.

Xiao Mimi was stunned for a moment, baffled and at a loss, so she had to throw the rice aside.

Fortunately, she also hid a Tianxin Stone with 30 years of skill, although it may not be able to make up half of it, but it is better than nothing.

"Are you an idiot?" Xiao Lai, who hadn't seen anything for a long time, suddenly said, "How can you succeed in assassinating a real dragon with the Broken Snake Sword? Besides, Liu Xiu, as the emperor, is worthy of eternal incense. You are absolutely impossible to kill the king. The assassins who have succeeded all the time are descended from the stars in the sky, not mortals, but you are just a mortal."